Today 14:00 - 15:00
Cocaine is found hidden inside the wall of a refrigerated truck, and a Honduran immigrant fleeing gang violence applies for asylum in the US. [S]
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74: U&DaveJaVu
Tue Mar 24
Today 15:00 - 16:00
Dairy Farmer: Guy Martin travels to a remote island in the Hebrides to live and work on a dairy farm during calving season - after learning the ropes, he milks a herd of cows by himself. [S]
Today 16:00 - 17:00
The sometimes outrageous, always jocular motoring show with Clarkson and chums. Jeremy celebrates the 50th birthday of the Jaguar E-type with a typically low-key birthday party. [S,AD]
Today 17:00 - 18:00
Ciao! Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel to Italy for a series of challenges and increasingly loud arguments. Geordie randomist Ross Noble guests. [S,AD]
Today 18:00 - 19:00
Beer and Cider: The lovable bikers explore how our love affair with beer and cider has evolved over time. They also visit a cider festival, where they press their own. [S]
Today 19:00 - 20:00
Sicily and Puglia: A colourful culinary tour of the Mediterranean. Rick continues his travels in Sicily and enjoys the ambience of Catania's busy fish market - he then travels on to Puglia. [S,AD]
Today 20:00 - 20:40
Celebrity guests Bez, Motsi Mabuse, Shazia Mirza and Steve Pemberton reveal extraordinary stories about themselves, but are they telling the truth or making it all up? [S]
Today 20:40 - 21:20
TV presenters Alex Jones and Karim Zeroual, comedian Jessica Knappett, and Judge Rob Rinder think they've got what it takes to take home one of the Pointless star's prizes this time. [S]
Today 21:20 - 22:00
Retired athletes Steve Cram and Jeanette Kwakye hope that they won't be for the high jump when they join comedians Lloyd Griffith and Josie Long on the lovable quiz show. [S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Jason Manford is host as Jess Phillips MP and comedian Glenn Moore join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]
Today 23:00 - 00:00
Upside Down: Sandi Toksvig is joined by Aisling Bea, Urzila Carlson, Romesh Ranganathan and Alan Davies for an upside-down episode. [S]
Wed Mar 25
Tomorrow 00:00 - 01:00
Don't Like Them to Go Bang: The five comics go undercover as they try to impress Greg Davies with their attempts at high-level espionage. [S]
Tomorrow 01:00 - 01:40
Dr Dara puts the week's news under the microscope as Josh Widdicombe, Gary Delaney, Tiffany Stevenson and Romesh Ranganathan join the regulars to dissect the big headlines. [S]
Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:20
Bruno Tonioli, Adam Buxton, Kirsty Wark and Rob Beckett join brazen bluffers David Mitchell and Lee Mack to tell tall tales and uncomfortable truths. Rob Brydon presents. [S]
Tomorrow 02:20 - 03:00
Celebrity guests Bez, Motsi Mabuse, Shazia Mirza and Steve Pemberton reveal extraordinary stories about themselves, but are they telling the truth or making it all up? [S]
Tomorrow 03:00 - 03:50
Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster host more celebs tasked with making the absurd plausible - their guests this time are Frank Skinner, Rosie Jones, Jon Richardson and Esther Manito. [S]
Tomorrow 03:50 - 05:00
Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster welcome more celebrities to the realm of the (im)possible - their guests this time are Liza Tarbuck, Judi Love, Josh Pugh and Amy Gledhill. [S]
Tomorrow 05:00 - 07:00
Shopping from Home.
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:10
Shopping from Home.
Tomorrow 08:10 - 09:00
Thousands of dollars of cartel cash are found hidden in an engine, an intoxicated 17-year-old requires urgent medical treatment, and cocaine is found in bags of rubbish. [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Friday Nights Are A Bad Cocktail: The drug squad makes a pre-dawn arrest on a worker travelling over the border from Spain on his moped, and trainee officers undergo pepper spray training. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
Brace, Brace, Brace: Customs officers spring into action after news of a sinking boat - on land, Sergeant Steve uses good old-fashioned legwork to track down two stolen scooters. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
Documentary series. A new V/Line VLocity train is driven to its limits to pass its final test, and the ageing Savannahlander railcar faces one of Australia's roughest tracks. [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00
Puglia and Corfu: In Corfu, Rick attends a family feast, visits the island's kitchens and learns how to make authentic Greek food. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00
A shipment of meth disguised as concrete is intercepted, and officers interview a Haitian immigrant who has crossed nine countries on foot to reach America. [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00
Millions of dollars' worth of marijuana is found hidden in a shipment of mattresses, and officers detain a mother and daughter who have been smoking meth. [S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 16:00
Truck Rescue: Guy joins a multi-generational family business who rescue crashed or broken-down HGVs as he learns the physics of truck recovery and operates a crane during a complex rescue. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 17:00
Motoring madness. Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond find second-hand bargains at the price of the Nissan Pixo and F1 star Sebastian Vettel tries out the Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 18:00
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May try to make train travel cheaper, faster and more interesting - good luck with that, lads. The very funny Rowan Atkinson guests. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00
Pies: The hairy duo celebrate British food. They find out who ate all the pies on the football pitch and discover the story behind some of the nation's best loved pies. [S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 20:00
Puglia and Corfu: In Corfu, Rick attends a family feast, visits the island's kitchens and learns how to make authentic Greek food. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:40
Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Chizzy Akudolu, Simon Gregson, Michelle Visage and Henning Wehn. [S]
Tomorrow 20:40 - 21:20
TV presenters Alex Jones and Karim Zeroual, comedian Jessica Knappett, and Judge Rob Rinder think they've got what it takes to take home one of the Pointless star's prizes this time. [S]
Tomorrow 21:20 - 22:00
Retired athletes Steve Cram and Jeanette Kwakye hope that they won't be for the high jump when they join comedians Lloyd Griffith and Josie Long on the lovable quiz show. [S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
Phil Wang is host as guest panellists Baroness Ruth Davidson and writer and broadcaster Richard Osman join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:00
United: Sandi Toksvig's guests - Nabil Abdulrashid, Bill Bailey, Victoria Coren Mitchell and Alan Davies - are all in it together for this united episode. [S]
Thu Mar 26
Thursday 00:00 - 01:00
Think About the Spirit: It's the grand final - peas, teas, and absent keys feature as Ed Gamble, Jo Brand, Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo vie to go home with Greg Davies's massive face. [S]
Thursday 01:00 - 01:40
Current affairs with a comedic slant. Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Russell Kane and Zoe Lyons join the mocking mainstays to begrudgingly reflect on Germany's World Cup win. [S]
Thursday 01:40 - 02:20
Bob Mortimer and Mel Giedroyc are amongst the stars revealing improbable titbits about themselves, some of which are untrue. Can their fellow celebs pick out the porkies? [S]
Thursday 02:20 - 03:00
Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Chizzy Akudolu, Simon Gregson, Michelle Visage and Henning Wehn. [S]
Thursday 03:00 - 03:50
Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster challenge more celebrities to square the theoretical circle - their guests this time are Ross Noble, Lou Sanders, Angela Barnes and Sunil Patel. [S]
Thursday 03:50 - 05:00
Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Victoria Coren-Mitchell, Rosie Jones, Isy Suttie and Toussaint Douglass to test more theoretically absurd scenarios. [S]
Thursday 05:00 - 07:00
Shopping from Home.
Thursday 07:00 - 08:10
Shopping from Home.
Thursday 08:10 - 09:00
A shipment of meth disguised as concrete is intercepted, and officers interview a Haitian immigrant who has crossed nine countries on foot to reach America. [S]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Another One Bites The Dust: Drug Squad Sergeant Gerry and his team receive intel that three individuals are claiming responsibility for a primary school fire, a mission close to Gerry's heart. [S,AD]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Hide and Seek: Customs officers come across a suspicious boat, far out at sea at night, which they think is part of a smuggling operation and is refuelling the smugglers' speedboats. [S,AD]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
Documentary series. Pacific National's Steel Train battles the Nullarbor to deliver its vital cargo across Australia, and a broken loco gets master mechanic Mick steaming. [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
Mallorca and Catalonia: Rick Stein discovers the delights of Mediterranean food, including seafood and roast lamb in Mallorca, and Catalonian food at Barcelona's Boqueria Market. [S,AD]
Thursday 13:00 - 14:00
A man wanted for murder is apprehended at the border, and officers discover over 80 kilograms of cocaine hidden inside a tractor-trailer. [S]
Thursday 14:00 - 15:00
Officers investigate a collector travelling with parts of a space rocket, and 380 kilograms of crystal meth is discovered in a shipment of limes. [S]
Thursday 15:00 - 16:00
The history enthusiast honours Lancaster bomber crews of the Second World War as he tries out several onboard roles including pilot, gunner, and 'bomb aimer'. [S]
Thursday 16:00 - 17:00
More madcap motoring with the team, plus all the not-quite-latest news and views from the vehicular world. Jeremy tests an updated version of the classic Jensen Interceptor. [S,AD]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:00
High jinks on the highway in the motoring show. Jeremy and James like to be beside the seaside in two new electric cars, and Richard meets the world's most extraordinary rally team. [S,AD]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
Takeaways: The biker duo explore how Britain's love affair with takeaway food has evolved and cook some of their favourites in the Best of British kitchen. [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 20:00
Mallorca and Catalonia: Rick Stein discovers the delights of Mediterranean food, including seafood and roast lamb in Mallorca, and Catalonian food at Barcelona's Boqueria Market. [S,AD]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:40
Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Shirley Ballas, Steven Bartlett, Josie Gibson and Chris McCausland for more amazing tales. [S]
Thursday 20:40 - 21:20
TV presenters Alex Jones and Karim Zeroual, comedian Jessica Knappett, and Judge Rob Rinder think they've got what it takes to take home one of the Pointless star's prizes this time. [S]
Thursday 21:20 - 22:00
Retired athletes Steve Cram and Jeanette Kwakye hope that they won't be for the high jump when they join comedians Lloyd Griffith and Josie Long on the lovable quiz show. [S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
Unsavoury: Join Sandi Toksvig for a thoroughly unsavoury episode with Gyles Brandreth, Judi Love, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Alan Davies. [S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:00
Victoria Coren Mitchell is host as comedian Chris McCausland and journalist Sophy Ridge join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]
Fri Mar 27
Friday 00:00 - 01:00
Five series champions - Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan, Noel Fielding, Rob Beckett and Bob Mortimer - clash as we find out their most embarrassing items. [S]
Friday 01:00 - 01:40
English, Irish and Canadian comics take a totally unbiased look at Scottish independence as the likes of Ed Byrne and Josh Widdicombe hold the week's news up to ridicule. [S]
Friday 01:40 - 02:20
Lee Mack, David Mitchell, Miles Jupp, Heston Blumenthal, Emilia Fox and Ed Byrne try to separate tall tale from candid confession in the wily panel show. Rob Brydon hosts. [S]
Friday 02:20 - 03:00
Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Shirley Ballas, Steven Bartlett, Josie Gibson and Chris McCausland for more amazing tales. [S]
Friday 03:00 - 03:50
Mel Giedroyc and Lou Sanders are joined by Rylan Clark, Lucy Beaumont and Fatiha El-Ghorri as Rylan has a sticky run-in with a pigeon and Lucy reveals her knicker-nicking past. [S]
Friday 03:50 - 05:00
Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Joel Dommett, Omid Djalili and Lindsey Santoro as Joel confesses some dastardly behaviour and Omid reveals how he upset Gwyneth Paltrow. [S]
Friday 05:00 - 07:00
Shopping from Home.
Friday 07:00 - 08:10
Shopping from Home.
Friday 08:10 - 09:00
A man wanted for murder is apprehended at the border, and officers discover over 80 kilograms of cocaine hidden inside a tractor-trailer. [S]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
This Could Go Bang At Any Time: The Drug Squad hunts for an illegal fuel stash hidden deep in the Rock of Gibraltar, and Customs officers find valuable intelligence in an abandoned boat. [S,AD]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Probably The Best Job In The World: Gibraltar's armed police officers arrest a man accused of making death threats to police, and Customs officers search a huge cargo boat from Colombia. [S,AD]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
Documentary series. A group of trainee train drivers faces the reality of life on the lines, and Metro Train's Craigieburn Maintenance Depot battles to meet the network's demands. [S]
Friday 12:00 - 13:00
Morocco and Turkey: As Rick's engaging guide to Mediterranean food reaches Morocco, he enjoys couscous, tucks into tagines and mint tea, and cooks the Moroccan dish of kefta mkaouara. [S,AD]
Friday 13:00 - 14:00
24 kilograms of cocaine are found concealed in the air tank of a truck, and a cache of weapons bound for Mexico is intercepted. [S]
Friday 14:00 - 15:00
Officers intercept a shipment of hundreds of gun parts headed for Mexico, a nurse is caught smuggling pills in her boots, and a traveller carrying goat meat is inspected. [S]
Friday 15:00 - 16:00
Engineering enthusiast Guy Martin recreates technical achievements of the 19th century and overhauls a steam locomotive currently in use on the Severn Valley Railway. [S]
Friday 16:00 - 17:00
Motor mayhem. A trip to Italy for a supercar shootout featuring the Lamborghini Aventador, the McLaren MP4-12C and the Noble M600. [S,AD]
Friday 17:00 - 18:00
Four-wheeled fun. Richard heads to the US to compare F1 and NASCAR, Jeremy and James travel to Beijing to probe China's car industry, and future host Matt LeBlanc stops by. [S,AD]
Friday 18:00 - 19:00
Sweet Tooth: A sugary episode, as the hairy ones try their hand at making their favourite childhood sweets and make a truly sumptuous cheesecake. [S]
Friday 19:00 - 20:00
Morocco and Turkey: As Rick's engaging guide to Mediterranean food reaches Morocco, he enjoys couscous, tucks into tagines and mint tea, and cooks the Moroccan dish of kefta mkaouara. [S,AD]
Friday 20:00 - 20:40
Rob Brydon hosts as team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Mist, Jayde Adams, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Ellie Simmonds. [S]
Friday 20:40 - 21:20
TV presenters Alex Jones and Karim Zeroual, comedian Jessica Knappett, and Judge Rob Rinder think they've got what it takes to take home one of the Pointless star's prizes this time. [S]
Friday 21:20 - 22:00
Retired athletes Steve Cram and Jeanette Kwakye hope that they won't be for the high jump when they join comedians Lloyd Griffith and Josie Long on the lovable quiz show. [S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:00
Uncle Sam: Sandi Toksvig puts the UK-US special relationship under the microscope with Kemah Bob, Alex Edelman, David Mitchell, and Alan Davies. [S]
Friday 23:00 - 00:00
Alex Horne is host as comedian Jack Dee and broadcaster Carol Vorderman join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]
Sat Mar 28
Saturday 00:00 - 01:00
Five hall of famers return for more consensual indignity at the hands of Greg Davies. The challenges this time include making a mask which both looks and tastes great. [S]
Saturday 01:00 - 01:40
The 'Great British Break-Off' hogs the headlines again as Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons, Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan savage the week in news. [S]
Saturday 01:40 - 02:20
Does Kelly Hoppen wash with an orange? Did Rhod Gilbert once holiday in a French garage? Rob Brydon hosts the fact-or-fib panel show where celebs bluff and blab for points. [S]
Saturday 02:20 - 03:00
Rob Brydon hosts as team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Mist, Jayde Adams, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Ellie Simmonds. [S]
Saturday 03:00 - 03:50
Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Nish Kumar, Ruby Wax and Reuben Kaye as Nish spills the beans on X-rated workplace behaviour and Ruby tells of a drug-smuggling past. [S]
Saturday 03:50 - 05:00
Mel and Lou are joined by Rafe Spall, Carol Vorderman and Dan Tiernan as Rafe lifts the lid on how he evacuated a swimming pool and Carol reveals how she ruined a wedding. [S]
Saturday 05:00 - 07:00
Shopping from Home.
Saturday 07:00 - 08:25
Shopping from Home.
Saturday 08:25 - 09:20
Foraging: The bikers continue their journey through time, celebrating British food. In this episode, they take to the undergrowth in search of delicious free food. [S]
Saturday 09:20 - 10:00
Rob Brydon hosts the hilarious panel show where bluffs are continually called. Frank Skinner, Bill Oddie, Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican join David Mitchell and Lee Mack. [S]
Saturday 10:00 - 10:40
Cunning celebs attempt to tell fact from fiction. Rob Brydon welcomes regulars David Mitchell and Lee Mack plus Mackenzie Crook, Chris Packham, Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert. [S]
Saturday 10:40 - 11:20
Comedy panel show with David Mitchell, Lee Mack and guests including Lorraine Kelly and Dara O Briain. With David's teddy in the firing line, host Rob Brydon feels protective. [S]
Saturday 11:20 - 12:00
David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by guests Alex Jones, Alexander Armstrong, Chris Tarrant and Mel Giedroyc to separate funny fact from fanciful fiction. Rob Brydon hosts. [S]
Saturday 12:00 - 12:40
Lies, damned lies and celebrities! Richard Madeley, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kate Humble and Miles Jupp join David Mitchell, Lee Mack and Rob Brydon for the bluff-filled comedy quiz. [S]
Saturday 12:40 - 13:20
Miranda Hart, Clare Balding, Dale Winton and Richard Bacon join Lee Mack, David Mitchell and Rob Brydon in the comedy panel show where brazen lies and poker faces are rewarded. [S]
Saturday 13:20 - 14:00
Lee Mack, Des O'Connor and Tess Daly try to outfox David Mitchell, Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips in the comedy quiz show where fibs and deceit are rewarded. Rob Brydon presides. [S]
Saturday 14:00 - 14:40
Rob Brydon hosts the fact-or-fiction comedy panel show. David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Dr Christian Jessen, Diane Parish, Gabby Logan and Andy Hamilton adopt their best poker faces. [S]
Saturday 14:40 - 15:20
The comedy panel show where deceit and deception is the name of the game. Bob Mortimer, Patsy Kensit, Greg Davies and Richard Osman join captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. [S]
Saturday 15:20 - 16:00
Jack Whitehall, Emily Maitlis, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci join David Mitchell and Lee Mack to separate funny fact from fanciful fiction. Rob Brydon hosts the panel show. [S]
Saturday 16:00 - 16:40
Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Jo Brand, Lucy Martin, Amol Rajan and Joe Wilkinson for more extraordinary stories. [S]
Saturday 16:40 - 17:20
Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Munya Chawawa, Bob Mortimer, Professor Alice Roberts and Snoochie Shy for this edition. [S]
Saturday 17:20 - 18:00
Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Lucy Beaumont, Anton Du Beke, Desiree Burch and Ralf Little for more facts and fiction. [S]
Saturday 18:00 - 18:40
Rob Brydon and captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Stephen Bailey, Asim Chaudhry, Gemma Collins and Sally Lindsay for more truths and untruths. [S]
Saturday 18:40 - 19:20
Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Tom Allen, Sarah Greene, Ugo Monye and Morgana Robinson for this edition of the show. [S]
Saturday 19:20 - 20:00
Unseen Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material where the guests include Alex Jones, Will Mellor and Charlene White. [S]
Saturday 20:00 - 20:40
Brazen bluffing with Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack in the very witty panel show. Also telling pork pies are Rhod Gilbert, Vernon Kay, Dara O Briain and Denise Van Outen. [S]
Saturday 20:40 - 21:20
Fib-ulous comedy panel show fun with Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack. The celebrities with their pants on fire are Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan. [S]
Saturday 21:20 - 22:00
Celebs try to out-bluff one another as they reveal barely believable titbits about themselves. Joan Bakewell, Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood and Jason Manford join the regulars. [S]
Saturday 22:00 - 22:40
Kryten: Classic sci-fi comedy following the clownish crew. Holly intercepts a distress call from a crashed spaceship and the crew meet a certain mechanoid named Kryten. [S,AD]
Saturday 22:40 - 23:20
Better than Life: Beloved space sitcom. Rimmer and Lister discover a computer game that allows them to experience their fantasies. But not everyone can control their minds. [S,AD]
Saturday 23:20 - 00:00
Thanks for the Memory: Stellar comedy. The crew get drunk to celebrate the anniversary of Rimmer's death, but wake to find their memories of the last four days have been wiped. [S,AD]
Sun Mar 29
Sunday 00:00 - 02:00
Ultras: Sandi Toksvig presents an ultra-interesting episode with Jordan Gray, Jason Manford, Sara Pascoe and Alan Davies. [S]
Sunday 02:00 - 03:00
Richard Ayoade hosts with rail union leader Mick Lynch and comedian Roisin Conaty joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]
Sunday 03:00 - 03:40
Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Jo Brand, Lucy Martin, Amol Rajan and Joe Wilkinson for more extraordinary stories. [S]
Sunday 03:40 - 05:00
Mel and Lou are joined by Ross Kemp, Shirley Ballas and Rosie Jones as Shirley divulges her revenge on a cheating husband and Ross spills all on a prison-based prank. [S]
Sunday 05:00 - 07:00
Shopping from Home.
Sunday 07:00 - 08:10
Shopping from Home.
Sunday 08:10 - 09:00
Kalahari: Simon Reeve travels across the Kalahari desert in southern Africa, going on a hunt with a group of San trackers before heading to the oasis of the Okavango Delta. [S]
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
Royston: Sparks fly in the confrontational reality series - quite literally this time, as a storage bin goes up in smoke! A mystery object under tarpaulin causes a catfight. [S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
Newcastle: Not everything is black and white in Newcastle, as savvy bidders gamble on unseen storage units in the hit reality show. Feisty new girl Ione clashes with Shaun. [S]
Sunday 10:00 - 11:00
Customs and Border Protection officers are stunned when they discover more than $2million of cocaine mixed in with gallons of household paint and bottles of beer. [S,AD]
Sunday 11:00 - 12:00
Vigilant Customs and Border Protection officers uncover 5,000 rounds of ammunition being smuggled across Hidalgo Bridge into Mexico. [S,AD]
Sunday 12:00 - 13:00
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and Jason Dawe are joined by special guest Jay Kay as they review the Ford Focus RS, insider dealing, and the RS1800. [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 14:00
Ross Kemp joins the guys as Jeremy Clarkson road tests the Aston Martin DB7, Jason Dawe checks out two second-hand cars, and Richard Hammond looks at the Citroen DS. [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 14:40
Paul and Bob go lake fishing in Wiltshire and are up before sunrise to give themselves a fighting chance of catching a crucian carp, one of the UK's shyest species. [S,AD]
Sunday 14:40 - 15:20
Bob and Paul revisit the River Wye in Herefordshire - having fished the Middle Wye for barbel before, this time they head to the spectacular Lower Wye to fish for chub. [S,AD]
Sunday 15:20 - 16:20
Slow Food: The bikers celebrate British food. For something delicious, it's worth using the best ingredients and cooking them to perfection - however long it takes. [S]
Sunday 16:20 - 17:20
Beer and Cider: The lovable bikers explore how our love affair with beer and cider has evolved over time. They also visit a cider festival, where they press their own. [S]
Sunday 17:20 - 18:00
Comedian Lost Voice Guy - also known as Lee Ridley - joins Robson in County Durham to explore the benefits of the great outdoors and go for a stroll down memory lane. [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
Kalahari: Simon Reeve travels across the Kalahari desert in southern Africa, going on a hunt with a group of San trackers before heading to the oasis of the Okavango Delta. [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
Simon Reeve begins an ambitious journey travelling the entire length of the Americas - in this first leg, Simon travels from Alaska and down through Canada to Vancouver. [S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Operation Checkroom: Counter Terrorism Policing foil an Islamist terror plot, and the CPS Special Crime Unit bring those responsible for a fatal crash on the M62 to justice. [S,AD]
Sunday 21:00 - 22:00
Operation Napoleon: Manchester police take down a gang of teen car thieves while the Serious Fraud Office unravels a 400-million-pound global fraud in the steel industry. [S,AD]
Sunday 22:00 - 23:00
Richard Ayoade hosts with rail union leader Mick Lynch and comedian Roisin Conaty joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]
Sunday 23:00 - 23:40
Ridiculous: Sandi Toksvig hosts an absolutely ridiculous episode with Alan Davies, Maisie Adam, David Mitchell and Holly Walsh. [S]
Sunday 23:40 - 00:20
Dara O Briain hosts as guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Holly Walsh pillory the news-makers. Worth watching just for Paul McCartney's meat-free rap. [S]
Mon Mar 30
Monday 00:20 - 01:00
Another satirical summit as Dara and co scale a mountain of news and plant their flippant flags at the top. With James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe. [S]
Monday 01:00 - 02:00
More cutting-edge stand-up from the iconic theatre in London. The magnificent Jen Brister introduces comedians Esther Manito and Adam Rowe to the stage. [S]
Monday 02:00 - 03:15
Ufology: Sandi Toksvig dusts off her tinfoil hat for a look at ufology with Cally Beaton, Nish Kumar, Tom Ward and Alan Davies. [S]
Monday 03:15 - 03:40
Stop Saying Lice!: Infectiously hilarious sitcom. Johnny tries to stop a spread of lice in the town, and Moira tries to get out of having a garden named after her. [S]
Monday 03:40 - 04:05
Friends & Family: More comedy with the warm-hearted Rose clan. Johnny and Moira look for a location for a family portrait, and David hosts a soft launch for the new store. [S]
Monday 04:05 - 04:30
Grad Night: One final third-series fling with the lovably backwater town. Johnny and Stevie celebrate having a fully-booked hotel, and David and Patrick go on a date. [S]
Monday 04:30 - 05:00
Dead Guy in Room 4: The opening episode in the fourth series of the smash-hit sitcom. Moira feels responsible for a hotel guest's death, and David and Patrick make their romance official. [S]
Monday 05:00 - 07:00
Shopping from Home.
Monday 07:00 - 08:10
Shopping from Home.
Monday 08:10 - 09:00
Food Festivals: Another helping of top British grub with the bikers. The duo take a look at all the food festivals in the calendar that allow the British to indulge. [S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Britain's most talented detectives pursue two gunmen killers in Northamptonshire, distraction burglars in sleepy Kent, and a multi-million-pound footwear scam in Manchester. [S,AD]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Britain's most talented detectives pursue a violent drug gang in Gloucester, an aggressive mugger in sleepy Kent, and a gang of men stealing Britain's history in Cheshire. [S,AD]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Documentary series. John Mackie takes on a hellish loco restoration job, Wilmar Sugar race to repair cyclone-destroyed tracks, and an upstart freight company takes on Broken Hill. [S]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
Rick Stein's gastronomic journey brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina, where he tastes a traditional veal stifado and kotopita. [S,AD]
Monday 13:00 - 14:00
A tip-off unearths a vast shipment of heroin and cocaine disguised as garbage bags, and officers respond to a medical emergency and deal with a drunken US Marshal. [S]
Monday 14:00 - 15:00
More than 130 packets of cocaine are found hidden in the seats of a bus, a car explodes in the middle of the bridge, and a retiring officer makes his final bust. [S]
Monday 15:00 - 16:00
Engineering enthusiast Guy Martin renovates a sawmill in Wensleydale in North Yorkshire and then uses it to make a replica of the first pedal-powered bicycle. [S]
Monday 16:00 - 17:00
High-octane entertainment. Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are on location with the Sweeney movie and taking charge of the film's climactic car chase, and Ryan Reynolds guests. [S,AD]
Monday 17:00 - 18:00
Fasten your seatbelts for more motoring mayhem. The boys embark on a project to build mobility scooters that can tackle the British countryside. [S,AD]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Rick Stein's gastronomic journey brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina, where he tastes a traditional veal stifado and kotopita. [S,AD]
Monday 19:00 - 20:00
Food Festivals: Another helping of top British grub with the bikers. The duo take a look at all the food festivals in the calendar that allow the British to indulge. [S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:40
More Unseen Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return with more unseen material from guests including Charlie Brooker, Johnny Marr, Shazia Mirza and Craig Charles. [S]
Monday 20:40 - 21:20
TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]
Monday 21:20 - 22:00
TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
'U' Animals: Sandi Toksvig, Rhod Gilbert, Lara Ricote, Ahir Shah and Alan Davies look at some animals beginning with 'U'. [S]
Monday 23:00 - 23:50
New. In a time where Donald Trump can be president, who better to dissect the news than Frankie Boyle? In this edition, Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe. [S]
Monday 23:50 - 00:30
Zoe Lyons, Milton Jones, Rob Beckett and Ed Byrne join masters of mockery Dara O Briain, Andy Parsons and Hugh Dennis on the popular panel show that roughs up the news. [S]
Tue Mar 31
Tuesday 00:30 - 01:10
Comedy giant Greg Davies tells some tall tales as guest captain on the uproarious panel show where deceit is rewarded. With comic colossi Richard Osman and Phill Jupitus. [S]
Tuesday 01:10 - 02:10
Unrelated: Sandi Toksvig looks at a range of unrelated 'U' topics with Tom Allen, Chris McCausland, Lou Sanders and Alan Davies. [S]
Tuesday 02:10 - 03:20
Guest host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Ria Lina and Matt Chorley join Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news. [S]
Tuesday 03:20 - 04:05
Mel and Lou are joined by Alex Jones, Iain Stirling and Tim Renkow as Alex reveals how she got into trouble with the BBC and Iain spills the beans on being sacked. [S]
Tuesday 04:05 - 05:00
Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Jamie Laing, Fern Brady and Jordan Stephens as Jamie and Jordan reveal all about their run-ins with the police. [S]
Tuesday 05:00 - 07:00
Shopping from Home.
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:10
Shopping from Home.
Tuesday 08:10 - 09:00
Spices: The bikers turn up the heat, exploring the origins of Britain's favourite spices. They also visit a chilli festival, with mouth-numbing consequences. [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Britain's most talented detectives uncover human trafficking in Bristol, hunt the leader of a county lines gang in Surrey, and trawl through hours of CCTV to stop a vaccine fraudster in London. [S,AD]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Special police task forces tackle violent drug dealers in Gloucestershire, a fraudster in London, and a cruel gang making money illegally trading over two hundred wild birds from a pub. [S,AD]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Documentary series. The sugar train is desperate to hit its deadline for the first cane harvest of the year, and the Gemco team tackle a problematic N-Class locomotive. [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00
Continuing his journey, Rick Stein arrives in the Greek Peloponnese and samples memorable dishes like rooster stew hilopites with mizithra cheese. [S,AD]
Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00
Officers discover fentanyl hidden in the backseat of a car, and two elderly sisters are caught trying to smuggle more than 600 tramadol pills. [S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00
Officers make a massive seizure of meth hidden inside fruit crates, a former teacher is taken surprise by a warrant for her arrest, and a Syrian man begs for help. [S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00
Guy Martin visits Llandudno in north Wales to try to return the seaside resort to its former Victorian glory, work on restoring its pier, and service its funicular tramway. [S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00
More motoring madness. Jeremy and James pay tribute to recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab, while Richard races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec Skoda. [S,AD]
Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00
The lads race round Donington in three stripped-out cars: the KTM X-Bow, the Morgan Three Wheeler and the Caterham R500. [S,AD]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Continuing his journey, Rick Stein arrives in the Greek Peloponnese and samples memorable dishes like rooster stew hilopites with mizithra cheese. [S,AD]
Tuesday 19:00 - 20:00
Game: The bikers continue their culinary journey through time as they celebrate British food. Time for some meaty dishes with rabbit, grouse and venison on the menu. [S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:35
At Christmas: Captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Gloria Hunniford, Guz Khan, Christopher Eccleston and Sophie Willan, but are they telling the truth or making it all up? [S]
Tuesday 20:35 - 21:20
TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]
Tuesday 21:20 - 22:00
TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
Victoria Coren Mitchell is guest host with comedian Ivo Graham and journalist Isabel Hardman joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 23:40
New. In a time where Donald Trump can be president, who better to dissect the news than Frankie Boyle? For this edition, Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe and Katherine Ryan. [S]
Tuesday 23:40 - 00:40
Unrelated: Sandi Toksvig looks at a range of unrelated 'U' topics with Tom Allen, Chris McCausland, Lou Sanders and Alan Davies. [S]
Wed Apr 01
Wednesday 00:40 - 01:20
The unsparing panel show that puts the mockers on the world's headline-makers. This 'best of' end-of-series special also features riotous new material and daft outtakes. [S]