Today 14:00 - 15:00
Antonia and Ross love Ibiza. They've holidayed there many times, and now hope to find their own holiday home there. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
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Wed Sep 09
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Exeter. New Zealander and royalist Steve goes to town with a menu inspired by his homeland and regales his guests with patriotic tales. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Exeter. Music-mad foodie Richard is confident that he can impress his guests with his culinary know-how. And he hopes to dazzle one guest in particular... (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Exeter. Self-assured PR bod Glen King aims to be the 'hostess with the mostest' and goes all out to impress, even co-ordinating her dishes with her surname! (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Exeter. Sarah has been holding back all week, but now she's ready to come out of her shell, on a lively night featuring a terrifying welcome and some very unusual cocktails. (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Exeter. Free spirit Estelle hopes to spook her guests with a ghoulish theme featuring ghostly grub and scary surprises. (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Horse lovers Mel and James want a holiday home in Mijas Pueblo in southern Spain. Laura Hamilton shows them what £180k can buy. Do any of the places leave Mel and James chomping at the bit? [S]
Today 18:00 - 19:00
Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place? [S]
Today 19:00 - 20:00
Brilliant Builds: The duo explore what to do when your property problems just can't be fixed, and revisit a garden that proved to be a hill too steep to climb. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
Corina and Honey the cavapoo get off to a shaky start, but Honey has a trick or two that might just turn things around. And is Ruby the perfect teammate for football-mad Josh? (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:15
The Ambush (Part 1/2): A 17-year-old boy is found on a roadside with catastrophic head injuries. His twin says he was meeting a girl. But was it a trap in a violent drug war? [AD,S]
Today 23:15 - 00:15
The Ambush (Part 2/2): A 17-year-old is in a coma after a serious assault. Officers believe the brutal crime is part of a territorial dispute between drug gangs. But can they prove it? [AD,S]
Thu Sep 10
Tomorrow 00:15 - 01:20
As the focus shifts to Daniel's brother Luke, the jurors face a difficult question: was he the ringleader or is his brother turning against him to save himself? (S3 Ep3/4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:20 - 02:20
After heated disagreements, the jury come to their verdict; are the brothers guilty of murder or of manslaughter? And is it the same verdict as the real-life case? (S3 Ep4/4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:20 - 03:25
A Florida woman is found unconscious in a blood-drenched bedroom. Is a decomposing body in Louisiana linked to hidden cash? And discarded drug needles are a hazard in Somerset. (Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:25 - 04:20
The goats get new coats in their stockings as Christmas comes to Anty John's. And the family enjoy the house's first festive fire in decades. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:20 - 04:45
Candy and Mark are looking for the perfect rural retreat to escape to in Almería in southern Spain. Ben Hillman lines up five fab options for £75k, but will any of them result in an offer? [S]
Tomorrow 04:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Tomorrow 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
: In France, antiques dealers David and Lane find the perfect location for their business. In Portugal, Rachael and Neil make a splash at their holiday let. (S8 Ep8) [S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
In Norfolk, Simon O'Brien converts a trough into a bioethanol patio heater and Henry Cole uncovers a vintage stationary engine. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
As storms continue in Portugal, Steve and Sarah pick up the pieces and prevent further damage. In France, Adrian and Rachel learn new skills to shore up their collapsing barns. (S5 Ep3) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00
Scarlette Douglas is in Paphos, Cyprus, with Pauline and Andy. After getting engaged on the island, the couple want to find a family holiday home that they could one day retire to. [S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00
Newly-weds Bev and Errol can't wait to buy themselves the ultimate wedding present: their very own Spanish holiday home near the Mar Menor, which boasts great value for money. [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00
Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place? [S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Dundee. The first host, alarm company owner Bill, plans a belt-busting menu for his guests, including the alarmingly named 'death by peanut butter' dessert. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Dundee. Architectural technician Alex wants to give his guests an education in fine dining, with a complex menu and fine wines, and introduces them to his 'fur babies'. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Dundee. Cat-loving vegetarian Hannah serves up an Italian menu and has a cunning plan to win over her meat-eating guests. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Dundee. Self-styled food critic Phil has been less than impressed with the standard of food so far and has high hopes for his night. But he makes a schoolboy error. (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Dundee. Kim plans a 'Yorkshire-themed' menu - featuring dishes from Spain and Thailand - accompanied by a Scottish choir singing American songs. (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000. [S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00
Craig Rowe helps Kate and Stan look for the perfect holiday home on Mallorca. With five impressive options on offer, how will they fare in Port de Soller? [S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 20:00
In Nottinghamshire, Sylvia and Dave have sunk £250k into what can only be described as a building site. Can they turn chaos into calm and transform rubble into a relaxing retreat? (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil revisit families who literally hit a brick wall, from a cramped cottage in Radlett to a roof-raising renovation in Chester. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Police launch a complex investigation when a train passenger notices something disturbing on a fellow traveller's phone. And officers investigate a series of thefts of luxury 4x4s. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
Extraordinary stories of romance fraud. She thought he was a devoted partner plagued by personal tragedy. Until his disappearance revealed a terrifying web of lies. (S2 Ep2/4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:00
A woman falls for a sophisticated art dealer at a luxury resort, blind to the trap he's setting, with romance and gold coins for bait. A tense nationwide manhunt follows. (S2 Ep3/4) [AD,S]
Fri Sep 11
Friday 00:00 - 02:15
(2019) Fact-based drama starring Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie and John Lithgow. Three Fox News employees fight to expose a media mogul's inappropriate behaviour. [S]
Friday 02:15 - 03:15
The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 03:15 - 04:10
Fred Sirieix heads to the Royal Madikwe Luxury Safari Lodge in South Africa, where unforgettable wildlife encounters meet exceptional luxury hospitality in a stunning remote setting. (Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 04:10 - 04:40
Horse lovers Mel and James want a holiday home in Mijas Pueblo in southern Spain. Laura Hamilton shows them what £180k can buy. Do any of the places leave Mel and James chomping at the bit? [S]
Friday 04:40 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Friday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
: In France, can vineyard owners Diana and Steve enjoy the fruits of their labour? In Spain, Steve and Clare hang up their aprons but is it adios for good? (S8 Ep9) [S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
In Wiltshire, Henry Cole and Gemma Longworth restore a vintage car, a weaving loom and a dough proving bin. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
In Normandy, Paul and Yip reach a major restoration milestone. After weeks of relentless storms in Portugal, there's hope and help on the horizon for Steve and Sarah. (S5 Ep4) [S]
Friday 12:00 - 13:00
John and Daniel, who have been together for five years, want to buy a holiday home they can renovate near Cádiz in southern Spain. Ben Hillman shows them five great options for £100,000. [S]
Friday 13:00 - 14:00
Nikki and Gordon want a home with great views on the Maltese island of Gozo. Ben Hillman shows them what their £350k can buy. Has he found the Mediterranean dream? [S]
Friday 14:00 - 15:00
Craig Rowe helps Kate and Stan look for the perfect holiday home on Mallorca. With five impressive options on offer, how will they fare in Port de Soller? [S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Peterborough. Part-time rapper Warren waxes lyrical while he cooks his Spanish cuisine, and treats his guests to a musical interlude. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Peterborough. Extremely competitive entrepreneur Donna plans a colourful evening of delicious food and relaxed fun. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Peterborough. Glamour model and columnist Susie is out to prove that she's not the 'dizzy blonde' her guests think, and they discover there's more to Susie than meets the eye... (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Peterborough. Straight-talking businesswoman Vicki, who's been very direct with her rival diners, surprises her guests by reading out a heartfelt poem she's written about them. (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
Peterborough. Veterinary nurse Robin hosts the final night with an animal theme and well-presented cuisine. Is he the dark horse of the competition? (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Steve and Sid can't wait to buy their own holiday home on Fuerteventura, where they can escape for relaxing getaways with their family. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for £100k? [S]
Friday 18:00 - 19:00
Julie and Paul are after a Spanish holiday home in Tarragona, where they can completely relax and switch off. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £100k can buy. [S]
Friday 19:00 - 20:00
Fred Sirieix heads to the Royal Madikwe Luxury Safari Lodge in South Africa, where unforgettable wildlife encounters meet exceptional luxury hospitality in a stunning remote setting. (Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
Corina and Honey the cavapoo get off to a shaky start, but Honey has a trick or two that might just turn things around. And is Ruby the perfect teammate for football-mad Josh? (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Joan, who's 87, comes to Queen's in Nottingham after falling on a tram and cutting her head open. Rose, who's 19, faces life-changing injuries after being hit by a car. (S31 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:05
Police launch a complex investigation when a train passenger notices something disturbing on a fellow traveller's phone. And officers investigate a series of thefts of luxury 4x4s. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 23:05 - 00:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best telly? (S28 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sat Sep 12
Saturday 00:05 - 01:05
The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:05 - 02:10
The Goggleboxers return for the best on TV, watching Trigger Point, Celebrity MasterChef, Love Is Blind: UK, Millionaire Hot Seat, Long Lost Family and Race Against the Tide. (S28 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:10 - 03:10
The contestants venture away from the Taskmaster house to a special location. Chloe Petts finds Jesus in a slice of toast. And Richard Ayoade re-invents bouncing. (S22 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:10 - 04:10
Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Miles Jupp. And a special guest parachutes in to help the losing team. (S29 Ep3) [S]
Saturday 04:10 - 04:40
Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000. [S]
Saturday 04:40 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Saturday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Saturday 09:00 - 09:35
Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000. [S]
Saturday 09:35 - 10:35
Antonia and Ross love Ibiza. They've holidayed there many times, and now hope to find their own holiday home there. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Saturday 10:35 - 11:30
Craig Rowe helps Kate and Stan look for the perfect holiday home on Mallorca. With five impressive options on offer, how will they fare in Port de Soller? [S]
Saturday 11:30 - 12:00
Yeovil. PR manager Emmy hopes to impress her guests with locally sourced Somerset produce. But she has a disaster with her hollandaise sauce. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Saturday 12:00 - 12:30
Yeovil. Radio DJ Steve serves up a cross between comfort food and fine dining. But he feels the pressure, and an unwanted ingredient ends up on one guest's plate. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Saturday 12:30 - 13:00
Yeovil. Diminutive forklift driver Mel plans an exotic menu, including her version of duck vindaloo, and surprises her guests by breaking into song. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:00 - 13:30
Yeovil. Business owner and muscleman Alan hopes to create a Zen evening. But with rotten beans, tofu cheesecake and soggy noodles on the menu, it could be a recipe for disaster... (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:30 - 14:00
Yeovil. Car dealer Andy is confident that his fine dining and swanky home will give his night the edge. But Mel isn't afraid to tell him exactly what she thinks of his fancy food. (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:00 - 15:00
In East Anglia, Nikki and Clive host their first-ever dinner party, Lloyd and Molly serve up Thai treats, and Pete and Kirsty host with a letter P theme - but is it perfect or painful? [S]
Saturday 15:00 - 16:00
Karen and Julian, who run a B&B in Cornwall, have decided to buy a holiday home on the Greek island of Naxos - even though they've never been there. Can Scarlette Douglas find the one? [S]
Saturday 16:00 - 17:00
George has visited Mallorca's Port de Pollensa more than 30 times, and now wants to buy a second home there. Jasmine Harman shows George and his best friend Diane five options for £155,000. [S]
Saturday 17:00 - 18:00
Julie and Paul are after a Spanish holiday home in Tarragona, where they can completely relax and switch off. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £100k can buy. [S]
Saturday 18:00 - 19:00
Barbara and her daughter-in-law Jodi search for a place on Mallorca for £165k. Will a sea view apartment or a tempting townhouse with two suntraps be their idea of Balearic bolthole bliss? [S]
Saturday 19:00 - 20:00
Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place? [S]
Saturday 20:00 - 21:00
Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil revisit families who literally hit a brick wall, from a cramped cottage in Radlett to a roof-raising renovation in Chester. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
Ordering a factory-built house was a no-brainer for manufacturing maestro Pete. But, in true self-building style, even a near-finished project brings challenges like a bat out of hell. [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
The contestants venture away from the Taskmaster house to a special location. Chloe Petts finds Jesus in a slice of toast. And Richard Ayoade re-invents bouncing. (S22 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:05
Joe shares jokes, paintings and some trolling he's been up to, such as breaking into banks, selling art for £12.5million and taking on Olympic medallists. [AD,S]
Sun Sep 13
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best telly? (S28 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:05
The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:05 - 03:50
(2019) Action-comedy starring Dave Bautista as a tough cop and Kumail Nanjiani as a mild-mannered Uber driver who he hires to tail a violent drug kingpin around LA. [S]
Sunday 03:50 - 04:50
Claire, who's 22, is rushed to Queen's after she collapsed while she was out running. Emma has serious leg burns after spilling a kettle. Adele is struggling with an injured toe. (S36 Ep8) [AD,S]
Sunday 04:50 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Sunday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
The competition begins in Northumberland, where karaoke-loving hosts Darren and Bobby hope to hit the high notes with their home-from-home B&B and a visit to Hexham Abbey. [S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
Daniella and Angela host at their hotel in East Lothian, where there's a chill in the air when the B&Bers take on a rope obstacle course suspended over open water. [S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
In Blackpool, Paul and entertainer Victoria are keen to extol the virtues of the seaside town, via the mediums of bingo and karaoke. [S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
The week's final visit is to Simon and Lana's lodges in Yorkshire, where the hosts pride themselves on luxury. But one guest compares the place to a caravan park... [S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:30
On payment day, the B&Bers take each other to task on everything from insufficient slumber to hopeless hosting, before we find out who's won the week. [S]
Sunday 11:30 - 12:00
The competition kicks off in Hayes, where Asmi and Yousef host at their historic hotel with a famous literary connection. [S]
Sunday 12:00 - 12:30
Mum and daughter Trisha and Lucy host at their Cambridgeshire glampsite, where an extra jaunt to get to the loos proves too much for one set of guests to handle. [S]
Sunday 12:30 - 13:00
Onur and Yann host at their historic, opulent hotel in Suffolk. But one set of guests think that a broken coffee machine doesn't add up to luxury. [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 13:30
The B&Bers don their cowboy boots for a proper, authentic, no-detail-spared visit to the Wild West at Hank's Ranch. In, er, Norfolk. [S]
Sunday 13:30 - 14:00
A picky week culminates in a payment day packed with facilities failings fracas and allegations of tit-for-tat marking. Who's won it all? [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 15:00
Britain's property dream team Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go to east London and rural Essex, helping two couples who know exactly what they want and aren't afraid to say it. [S]
Sunday 15:00 - 16:00
Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil revisit families who literally hit a brick wall, from a cramped cottage in Radlett to a roof-raising renovation in Chester. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:00 - 17:00
Gary and Janet have sold up in the UK and are ready to take early retirement in the traditional Spanish city of Orihuela. Can Laura Hamilton find their forever home in the sun for £140,000? [S]
Sunday 17:00 - 18:00
Elspeth and keen astronomer Colin from Edinburgh are hunting for a holiday home on Menorca. Will the stars align as Danni Menzies shows them five properties on the west coast for £150,000? [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
Antonia and Ross love Ibiza. They've holidayed there many times, and now hope to find their own holiday home there. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
Craig Rowe helps Kate and Stan look for the perfect holiday home on Mallorca. With five impressive options on offer, how will they fare in Port de Soller? [S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Corina and Honey the cavapoo get off to a shaky start, but Honey has a trick or two that might just turn things around. And is Ruby the perfect teammate for football-mad Josh? (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 22:00
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best telly? (S28 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 23:10
The Goggleboxers return for the best on TV, watching Trigger Point, Celebrity MasterChef, Love Is Blind: UK, Millionaire Hot Seat, Long Lost Family and Race Against the Tide. (S28 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:10 - 01:20
(2004) Sci-fi thriller with Will Smith. In 2035, a technophobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot. Can he keep an open mind? [AD,S]
Mon Sep 14
Monday 01:20 - 02:25
The contestants venture away from the Taskmaster house to a special location. Chloe Petts finds Jesus in a slice of toast. And Richard Ayoade re-invents bouncing. (S22 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Monday 02:25 - 03:25
Extraordinary stories of romance fraud. When a global music icon falls for a wealthy businessman, she has no idea of the secrets hiding behind his perfect life. (S2 Ep1/4) [AD,S]
Monday 03:25 - 04:20
A charming chef cons a woman with his kitchen charisma and outlandish tales. But soon his victims join forces to expose a ruthless trail of deception. (S2 Ep4/4) [AD,S]
Monday 04:20 - 04:50
Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000. [S]
Monday 04:50 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Monday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
: In Spain, Zoe and Mark take a ride into the unknown. In France, an awful year threatens Sue's adventure. And have Rachel and Lee still got their taste for pies? (S8 Ep10) [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
In Buckinghamshire, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole restore a pair of manhole covers, a water pump and a beehive. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
In France, Adrian and Rachel take the first steps towards turning their hamlet into a holiday destination. And we meet the owner of one of Spain's biggest abandoned villages. (S5 Ep5) [S]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
Jo and Darrell from London are looking for a bolthole on Menorca to enjoy with their children. Can Danni Menzies find their perfect property in the south of the island on a £300,000 budget? [S]
Monday 13:00 - 14:00
Barbara and her daughter-in-law Jodi search for a place on Mallorca for £165k. Will a sea view apartment or a tempting townhouse with two suntraps be their idea of Balearic bolthole bliss? [S]
Monday 14:00 - 15:00
Julie and Paul are after a Spanish holiday home in Tarragona, where they can completely relax and switch off. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £100k can buy. [S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Cheltenham. Belgian-born hotel consultant Oli plans to wow his guests with his posh scallop starter, his meaty main and his loud, vivacious personality. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Cheltenham. Glamorous nurse Jan serves up some good, honest home-cooking. But with three alpha males battling for attention, can Jan keep control of her evening? (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Cheltenham. Competitive events director and bodybuilding fanatic Zak serves up a complex menu, on a night featuring posing, party games and terrible tricks. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Cheltenham. Aussie admin assistant Kimberley plans to host a sophisticated evening, and chastises one of her guests for telling rude stories. Can she keep the party civilised? (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Cheltenham. On the last night, Paddy plays it safe with a simple menu featuring locally sourced, quality ingredients. Will it bag him the grand? (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
The competition kicks off in Hayes, where Asmi and Yousef host at their historic hotel with a famous literary connection. [S]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Sue and Tony want a holiday bolthole in the French city of Carcassonne. With a property already on their radar, can any of Craig Rowe's options for their £100k win them over? [S]
Monday 19:00 - 20:00
Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil revisit families who literally hit a brick wall, from a cramped cottage in Radlett to a roof-raising renovation in Chester. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
Two teen brothers need a peacekeeper. Is Maggie, a cute Chihuahua cross, the one? And Nicola and Matt want very different dogs - can Woodgreen find them a compromise pooch? (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
The celebrity Goggleboxers, including Rylan and Mo Gilligan, watch MILF Manor, Under Paris, Bake Off: The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:20
In a radical experiment, two groups of ordinary people enter an abandoned town, unaware of each other's existence. With no electricity, food or water, can they survive the Apocalypse? (Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 23:20 - 00:25
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best telly? (S28 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tue Sep 15
Tuesday 00:25 - 02:35
(2022) BJ Novak's comedy thriller. A big-city journalist is called to rural Texas after the girlfriend he doesn't have dies. Was it murder? Is there a podcast in it? With Ashton Kutcher. [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:35 - 03:35
Police launch a complex investigation when a train passenger notices something disturbing on a fellow traveller's phone. And officers investigate a series of thefts of luxury 4x4s. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:35 - 04:30
At Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre, seven-year-old Hunter needs help after falling from a tree. And 45-year-old Kirsty has had an accident at a fun run. (S30 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:30 - 05:00
Julia battles cracked plaster and expensive surprises during her bridal bedroom refurb. Anna and Edward get creative with candles. Debbie and Nigel transform an old piano into a gin bar. [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Tuesday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
: In Spain, Tom and Terry get cold feet on their B&B opening day. In France, there's trouble at sea for boat tour operator Matt when one of his fleet malfunctions. (S8 Ep11) [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
In Gloucestershire, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole upcycle a horse yoke, a hay trailer and a fertiliser funnel. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
In Spain, Mike battles to turn a derelict barn into a new family home. In France, new saviours Marc and Diedre aim to bring three historic settlements together as one new village. (S5 Ep6) [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00
Sisters Kay and Faye enjoyed childhood holidays in Cannes in France, and now want to buy a holiday home where they can make new memories. Danni Menzies lines up five options for £400,000. [S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00
Antonia and Ross love Ibiza. They've holidayed there many times, and now hope to find their own holiday home there. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00
Sue and Tony want a holiday bolthole in the French city of Carcassonne. With a property already on their radar, can any of Craig Rowe's options for their £100k win them over? [S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
York. The first festive host, Rachel Speight-McGregor, plans to impress her guests with a full-on Christmas night including carol singers. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
York. The second host, laid-back junior doctor Gyles Morrison, serves up a Caribbean take on a traditional Christmas dinner. But some eccentric behaviour raises eyebrows. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
York. It's the third day of the Christmas dinner party competition, and vegetarian host Nicola Gregory hopes to convert four carnivores with her meat-free festive menu. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
York. Harry Baines, who's 23, wants to prove to his rivals that his youth doesn't mean he can't cook, and serves up fiery focaccia, duck in blankets and moreish mince pies. (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
York. Estella Nicholson hosts the final night in her own pub, serving up classic pub grub with a festive twist. (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Mum and daughter Trisha and Lucy host at their Cambridgeshire glampsite, where an extra jaunt to get to the loos proves too much for one set of guests to handle. [S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Gary and Alison are looking for a rural holiday home in the Haute-Vienne area of central France. Can Laura Hamilton find them the perfect place for their budget of £100k? [S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 20:15
A celeb clay battle! Lucy Beaumont, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Richard Herring, Paul Merson, Denise Van Outen and Layton Williams sink their teeth into breakfast sets and toothbrush holders. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:15 - 21:00
Stephen and his daughter Stephanie are moving to the stunning French region of Poitou-Charentes, where they plan to run a glampsite. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for £250k? [S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
At Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre, seven-year-old Hunter needs help after falling from a tree. And 45-year-old Kirsty has had an accident at a fun run. (S30 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
A missing persons investigation goes from a kidnapping to something even more sinister. In Hertfordshire, officers pursue a predator targeting elderly victims at cashpoints. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
Expect the unexpected in this front-row seat to policing in Newcastle, one of Britain's liveliest cities. Officers tackle crime and disorder, from a brawl to a suspicious Big Mac. (Ep1) [AD,S]
Wed Sep 16
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05
Claire, who's 22, is rushed to Queen's after she collapsed while she was out running. Emma has serious leg burns after spilling a kettle. Adele is struggling with an injured toe. (S36 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:05 - 02:05
The Goggleboxers return for the best on TV, watching Trigger Point, Celebrity MasterChef, Love Is Blind: UK, Millionaire Hot Seat, Long Lost Family and Race Against the Tide. (S28 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:05 - 03:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best telly? (S28 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:05 - 04:05
Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Judi Love take on Rob Beckett and Miles Jupp. And a special guest parachutes in to help the losing team. (S29 Ep3) [S]
Wednesday 04:05 - 05:00
Scooby the Great Dane seeks a new recruit for the gang. It's a double date for the Davies family with a Labrador and German Shepherd. And is Fox the Pomeranian about to get lucky? (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Wednesday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
: In France, can Andrew and Richard strike a better work-life balance? And retired ice cream makers Chris and Ariane need something else to keep them sweet. (S8 Ep12) [S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole head to High Wycombe in Buckinghamshire, a town famed for furniture production - music to Simon's ears, but not a motor in sight for Henry! (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
In France, Paul and Yip rescue another building, while Marc and Diedre lean into traditional building methods. In Spain, Mike faces a roofing emergency at his former dairy farm. (S5 Ep7) [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00
Julie and Jerry have been married for 33 years. With Jerry about to retire, the time is right for them to buy a French holiday home in Brittany. Can Jasmine Harman find their perfect place? [S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00
Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place? [S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00
Gary and Alison are looking for a rural holiday home in the Haute-Vienne area of central France. Can Laura Hamilton find them the perfect place for their budget of £100k? [S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
In this festive celebrity special, Rav Wilding hosts a not-very-Christmassy Mexican night for Rebecca Adlington, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and SuperScrimpers' Mrs Moneypenny. (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
The festive celebrity special continues, as Rebecca Adlington hosts a Winter Games-themed evening for Rav Wilding, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and Mrs Moneypenny. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Third to host this festive celebrity special is actor Jennifer Ellison, who plans a 'restaurant quality' evening with a singing waiter. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
On the penultimate night of this festive celebrity special, former Hollyoaks and Emmerdale actor Alex Carter's curry receives mixed responses from his guests. (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
SuperScrimpers' Mrs Moneypenny hosts the final night with a traditional Christmas menu. But her choice of venison doesn't sit well with some guests, who refuse to tuck into Rudolph. (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Onur and Yann host at their historic, opulent hotel in Suffolk. But one set of guests think that a broken coffee machine doesn't add up to luxury. [S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
Jasmine Harman shows wedding dress designer Emma what the Greek island of Lefkada has to offer for her budget of £120k. Will she say 'I do' to a light-lustred lock-up-and-leave? [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 20:00
Two teen brothers need a peacekeeper. Is Maggie, a cute Chihuahua cross, the one? And Nicola and Matt want very different dogs - can Woodgreen find them a compromise pooch? (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
Scooby the Great Dane seeks a new recruit for the gang. It's a double date for the Davies family with a Labrador and German Shepherd. And is Fox the Pomeranian about to get lucky? (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's biggest and best telly? (S28 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05
The contestants venture away from the Taskmaster house to a special location. Chloe Petts finds Jesus in a slice of toast. And Richard Ayoade re-invents bouncing. (S22 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05
What do celebs from Stacey Solomon to Sara Cox think of Top of the Pops 1992, The Nevermets, Outrageous Homes, A Quiet Place and The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe? (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thu Sep 17
Thursday 00:05 - 01:10
Filmed at Wembley Arena at the end of his sell-out UK tour, Bill's one-man comedy show features his trademark musical inventiveness and verbal brilliance. [S]