Today 02:20 - 03:25
Howard and Sarah build a sleek, angled, metallic floating home on a tidal estuary near Worthing. But with the constant tidal shifts disrupting construction, will it sink or swim? [AD,S]
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Mon Sep 08
Today 03:25 - 04:25
Kirstie catches up with Paul and Vic in picturesque Clifford in Yorkshire. Did a dormer take their chaotic chalet to new heights or was the List It line-up victorious? (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 04:25 - 04:55
Joe heads to the Austro-German border with Roisin Conaty for horse-drawn dining, daisy eating, a musical bicycle tour and more. May contain Mozart Balls. [AD,S]
Today 04:55 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Today 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Today 09:00 - 10:00
Rolls-Royce 1929 Doctors Coupe: The embodiment of a luxurious era - a 1929 Rolls-Royce Doctors Coupe - awaits Tim and Fuzz in Lincolnshire. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 10:00 - 11:00
Amy and Marc are up against it preparing their garden for the impending picnic event. Meanwhile, Philip and Angelina must urgently repair the bridge over their moat. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 11:00 - 12:00
In Italy, Martine takes on a ghost village. Tony and Terry need funds for their French hamlet. And we catch up with Paul and Yip in Normandy. (S4 Ep1/35) [S]
Today 12:00 - 13:00
George meets a father and son who are converting an oil rig escape boat into a floating holiday home, and visits a one-of-a-kind rooftop chill-out den in Cornwall. (S8 Ep8/8) [AD,S]
Today 13:00 - 14:00
: We catch up with Janice and Steven in Estepona to see how retirement in the sun is going. And what changes have Suzi and Andrew made to their barn in Charente? (S2 Ep5) [S]
Today 14:00 - 15:00
Shoba and Rayhan lead busy working lives. Now, with their first baby on the way, they've decided a holiday home near Marbella would be the perfect place for their whole family to unwind. [S]
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Return of the Worst: The most calamitous celebrity hosts return for a week of second chance dinner parties. Kicking off the week is entertainer Bobby Davro. (Ep1/5) [S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Return of the Worst: Wayne Sleep returns to make good on his previous calamitous turn as a celebrity cook. This time Wayne plans a Moulin Rouge theme for his night, with dress code. (Ep2/5) [S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Return of the Worst: It's day three, and time for Apprentice star Raef Bjayou to take a turn. Raef plans to cook his own meal this time, but he hasn't got a home to cook in! (Ep3/5) [S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Return of the Worst: Socialite Tamara Beckwith plans to fix her soggy cake problem from last time and to wow her guests with a Rat Pack theme for the night. (Ep4/5) [S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Return of the Worst: For the last dinner party of the week, actress Lesley Joseph has decided on a Titanic theme for her evening, with a chamber orchestra and even water-wings. (Ep5/5) [S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Amando and Vanessa love holidaying on Tenerife and want to buy their very own home there to enjoy with their three children. Laura Hamilton shows them what they can get for their £185k. [S]
Today 18:00 - 19:00
Ben Hillman helps Joan and Andrew find their dream holiday home on Spain's Costa Cálida for the whole family to enjoy. With a budget of £80k, can they find the perfect place? [S]
Today 19:00 - 20:00
Kirstie catches up with Paul and Vic in picturesque Clifford in Yorkshire. Did a dormer take their chaotic chalet to new heights or was the List It line-up victorious? (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
The teachers deal with the new challenge of students using AI in their assessments. And a primary school teacher arrives to help children who are struggling with literacy. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:05
Anita, who's 44, is rushed to Queen's after having a cardiac arrest at home. Bob's 94. He has a head injury. And five-year-old Lottie's injured her leg while dancing with her mum. (S34 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 22:05 - 23:05
Paramedics treat an unconscious man who's taken drugs, a young person in police custody who has a high heart rate, and a teenager who's having a seizure. (S12 Ep3) [S]
Today 23:05 - 00:05
A brand new series begins with Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tue Sep 09
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
The Goggleboxers watch Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Love Is Blind, Strictly Come Dancing, Boiling Point, HELP! My House Is Haunted, and All Creatures Great and Small. (S22 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 03:00
(2022) Fact-based comedy starring Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening as a retired couple who find a way to exploit a lottery loophole. But then some rich kids try to muscle in... [S]
Tomorrow 03:00 - 04:00
True crime documentary. The dramatic story of twin sisters defrauded by a sinister con artist who masqueraded as a generous, fun-loving firefighter but wasn't such a hero after all. (Ep2/4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:00 - 05:00
A look back at some memorable A&E stories. An 18-year-old motorcyclist suffers major trauma after colliding with two cars. And a war veteran has had an accident at the gym. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Tomorrow 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Peugeot 106 Rallye: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up a 1997 French hot hatch, owned by 21-year-old Senna. Can they bring some much-needed joy to Senna's life? (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
The end is in sight for Ben and Billie's epic ballroom renovation. Christina and Sassan search for their dream chateau. And a hog roaster causes engineering problems for Edward. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
In Italy, Martine gets to work on renovating the cellar and welcomes guests to sleep under the stars. In France, Paul and Yip battle to save their village's middle cottage. (S4 Ep2/35) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00
Rachel and Mike are transforming a former police station in West Yorkshire into a spectacular home. But how do you convert a barred cell into a luxury bathroom? (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00
Ben Hillman helps Joan and Andrew find their dream holiday home on Spain's Costa Cálida for the whole family to enjoy. With a budget of £80k, can they find the perfect place? [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00
After a serious traffic accident, Kieran and Dave are looking to leave the UK behind and start again in the stunning Azores. Can Ben Hillman help them find the right place? [S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Celebrity Christmas Special: Five celebrities take to the stage for a pantomime special. First up, singer Linda Nolan hosts a Jack and the Beanstalk-themed dinner. (Ep1/5) [S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Celebrity Christmas Special: On day two of the pantomime special, Big Brother villain 'Nasty Nick' Bateman hosts a Dickensian Christmas Carol themed evening. (Ep2/5) [S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Celebrity Christmas Special: Model Bianca Gascoigne is in the lead role of Snow White as she hosts night three. But there's tension among her guests. (Ep3/5) [S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Celebrity Christmas Special: The pantomime special continues. Soap star Danny Young hosts an Aladdin-themed evening, complete with a belly dancer. (Ep4/5) [S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Celebrity Christmas Special: The curtain call belongs to ex-Doctor Who actor Colin Baker, who throws a Cinderella-themed evening despite being unused to cooking fancy meals. (Ep5/5) [S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Colin and Richard have been holidaying in Playa del Inglés on Gran Canaria for over 20 years, and now want to buy a holiday home there. Jean Johansson shows them what their £200k can buy. [S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00
Danni Menzies helps John and Carol look for a holiday home on Tenerife. With a budget of £120k, can they find their dream place - and will they put in an offer? [S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 20:00
Could a fluffy abandoned Pomeranian be the missing piece of a family puzzle? And Reverend Alex prays for a pooch to fill an empty nest. Is Mushy the Maltese cross the answer? (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:35
It's Biscuit Week, and the bakers make Hobnobs and memento time capsules. Whose keepsake crunch will see them hobnobbing as star baker? And whose time has crumb to an end? (S16 Ep2/10) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 21:35 - 22:35
The teachers deal with the new challenge of students using AI in their assessments. And a primary school teacher arrives to help children who are struggling with literacy. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:35 - 01:10
(1994) Oscar-winning turn-of-the-century drama with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins. A Montana patriarch's son falls for his brother's fiancée, setting off a tragic chain of events. [S]
Wed Sep 10
Wednesday 01:10 - 02:15
A look back at some memorable A&E stories. An 18-year-old motorcyclist suffers major trauma after colliding with two cars. And a war veteran has had an accident at the gym. [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:20
What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III, and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:20 - 04:15
A brand new series begins with Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:15 - 04:45
Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back on some clever builds. In Surrey, Pippa's sick of her 'tatty little bungalow'. Can Kirstie help her fall back in love with her home? [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Wednesday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Alpine A110: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up one of France's most legendary rally cars. Guido has owned it for 20 years but never driven it. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
At their first wedding of the year, Edward becomes chef for the day. The search continues for chateau shoppers Christina and Sassan. Emma and Paul start work on an al fresco bar. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
In France, Paul and Yip pick up the keys to their new cottage, while Tony and Terry receive some bad news. And in Italy, Martine's builders connect her cellar to the mains. (S4 Ep3/35) [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00
George visits a stunning log farmhouse in Canada's Rocky Mountains, an epic panoramic beach house in New Zealand and, in Japan, what could be the world's most romantic wedding venue. [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00
Danni Menzies helps John and Carol look for a holiday home on Tenerife. With a budget of £120k, can they find their dream place - and will they put in an offer? [S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00
Errol and Theresa, who've been running a beauty salon for 14 years, have decided it's time for them to retire to the Costa Blanca. Ben Hillman shows them five homes near Ciudad Quesada. [S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
South London. Fashion journalist Robert serves a starter of Stilton ice cream and tomato sorbet, then slow-roasted pork with chilli, plus a Sephardic orange cake for dessert. (Ep1/5) [S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
South London. Trainee aqua-aerobics instructor Jennifer is keen to 'keep it real' with a mountain of home-cooked Caribbean food and a demand that her guests 'chillax'. (Ep2/5) [S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
South London. Bricklayer Joe hosts. But after insulting Karen on Monday night, can Joe turn things around with his mystery Greek main course? (Ep3/5) [S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
South London. It's Karen's turn to host. But is she trying a little too hard with a whopping seven dishes, including Chinese duck, French pâté, Greek lamb and American cheesecake? (Ep4/5) [S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
South London. It's the final day and laid-back Majid Ravandi is hosting. But can Majid's breezy composure make up for a terrifyingly hot prawn starter and dry main course? (Ep5/5) [S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Maxine and Cormac recently got married in France's Dordogne region and now have £100,000 to spend on a holiday home near Riberac. Will they say 'I do' to any of Ben Hillman's properties? [S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
Natalie and Matt feel the time's right to buy a holiday home together in the resort of Caleta de Fuste on Fuerteventura. Jean Johansson shows them five fantastic properties for their £75k. [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back on some clever builds. In Surrey, Pippa's sick of her 'tatty little bungalow'. Can Kirstie help her fall back in love with her home? [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 21:00
It's Biscuit Week, and the bakers make Hobnobs and memento time capsules. Whose keepsake crunch will see them hobnobbing as star baker? And whose time has crumb to an end? (S16 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
A brand new series begins with Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05
The teachers deal with the new challenge of students using AI in their assessments. And a primary school teacher arrives to help children who are struggling with literacy. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05
Devious new game with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. A player is brutally cut from The Deceased's will, and alliances buckle as the remaining group battle to outdo each other. (Ep4/12) [AD,S]
Thu Sep 11
Thursday 00:05 - 01:10
Devious new game with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. The players prepare for The Deceased's famed Estate Festival, but a crucial instruction is missed... Whose head will roll? (Ep5/12) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:10 - 02:10
Devious new game with Elizabeth Hurley and Robert Rinder. Secrets and lies swirl around the estate. With another cut looming, the Prime Beneficiary is more powerful than ever... (Ep6/12) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:10 - 03:10
Charleston: On the final leg of his epic US road trip, Griff Rhys Jones explores Charleston's charm, Civil War stories and a troubled history that has given way to a great city. (Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:10 - 04:10
A brand new series begins with Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:10 - 04:40
In Dublin, Joe Lycett and comedian Mawaan Rizwan visit talking statues, swim in 'scrotum-tightening' waters, and swig stout at the Guinness Storehouse. [AD,S]
Thursday 04:40 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Thursday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Bedford Ice Cream Van: Can Tim and Fuzz restore Barbara's treasured but decaying 1978 Bedford HA ice cream van to its former glory? (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Debbie and Nigel face challenges when they start to build a new terrace for their hot tub, and Donna and Paul embark on a huge attic project to create their own private apartment. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
In France, Paul and Yip dig deep to renovate a well. In Italy, Martine makes some remarkable discoveries. And has Marcial raised enough funds to buy a village in Spain? (S4 Ep4/35) [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
George rediscovers the most ingenious vehicle projects he's seen, including a helicopter, a camper van and the cockpit of a passenger jet. [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 14:00
Natalie and Matt feel the time's right to buy a holiday home together in the resort of Caleta de Fuste on Fuerteventura. Jean Johansson shows them five fantastic properties for their £75k. [S]
Thursday 14:00 - 15:00
Lynn and Dave have decided to buy a house in Orlando for their daughter Aimee and her American husband that will double up as a family holiday home. Laura Hamilton lines up five options. [S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Hertfordshire. Iranian born Amir Hezarah hosts. His strategy is to be on his best behaviour for his night, while serving an Iranian feast of lamb stew and rose water ice cream. (Ep1/5) [S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Hertfordshire. Claire Diamond aims to excite her guests with her menu while keeping her house spotlessly clean. But there's a shock discovery in the bathroom and a surprise starter. (Ep2/5) [S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Hertfordshire. Posh boy and wannabe pop star Charles Maximilian Winnington Leftwich hopes his elaborate menu and outdoor music performances will wow his guests and win top marks. (Ep3/5) [S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Hertfordshire. Diane Mitham wants to let her food do the talking, which will make a nice change. The evening gets off to an interesting start when she introduces her pet tarantula. (Ep4/5) [S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Hertfordshire. It's the final day of the competition and feisty hairdresser Mel Steel demonstrates her culinary skills with a mix of French and Caribbean dishes. (Ep5/5) [S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Andi and Neil dream of retiring to Spain with their son Joel and spaniel Dixie. Can Laura Hamilton find their perfect place close to the coastal town of Mazarrón, near Murcia, for £145,000? [S]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the perfect place for their whole family, including their beloved dog, Ruby, on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k. [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 20:00
Jamie Oliver makes a super-easy and nutritious seared tuna with tangy kimchi sauce, fibre-packed overnight oats, and a nourishingly hearty chicken and mushroom hotpot. (Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
The duo return! In Bristol, will Kirstie's cheeky tactic work on first-time buyers and nest flyers Jesse and Cameron? And Phil helps basketballer Andrea slam dunk a place in Bath. (S44 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:35
It's Biscuit Week, and the bakers make Hobnobs and memento time capsules. Whose keepsake crunch will see them hobnobbing as star baker? And whose time has crumb to an end? (S16 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:35 - 23:35
Knead more Bake Off? Extra Slice is back! Jo Brand's joined by Jonathan Ross to enjoy Cake Week. Whose Swiss roll sent them tumbling out of the tent? (S16 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:35 - 00:40
Andrew's sustained a severe facial injury from an accident at work. Tony's been crushed by a forklift truck. And in Resus, 61-year-old John keeps having sudden blackouts. But why? (S34 Ep6) [AD,S]
Fri Sep 12
Friday 00:40 - 01:40
A look back at some memorable A&E stories. An 18-year-old motorcyclist suffers major trauma after colliding with two cars. And a war veteran has had an accident at the gym. [AD,S]
Friday 01:40 - 02:45
A brand new series begins with Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 02:45 - 03:45
What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III, and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 03:45 - 04:40
Jamie Oliver makes a super-easy and nutritious seared tuna with tangy kimchi sauce, fibre-packed overnight oats, and a nourishingly hearty chicken and mushroom hotpot. (Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 04:40 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Friday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Ford Mk3 Cortina: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up a 1973 Mk3 Ford Cortina, once Britain's bestselling car but now something of a rarity. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Erin and JB scale new heights to fix a leaky roof. Sarah and George try to make over an entire cottage on a budget. Stephanie sets out to create a tartan-inspired apartment. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
In France, Paul and Yip make big sacrifices to ensure the future of their village. And after a five-year wait, can Marcial finally awaken a sleepy hamlet in Spain? (S4 Ep5/35) [S]
Friday 12:00 - 13:00
As he celebrates small-space designs, Georg meets a family who plan to transform a 1960s ambulance into a camper van, and a couple who want to turn their basement into an aquarium. [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 14:00
Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the perfect place for their whole family, including their beloved dog, Ruby, on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k. [S]
Friday 14:00 - 15:00
Sylvester and Anthonia Swanston from West Sussex have decided to buy a holiday home in Florida. Laura Hamilton shows them five properties for £300,000 in the Davenport area of Orlando. [S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Sheffield. First host is flamboyant English gent Robin, whose menu includes freshly shot grouse. Unfortunately, one of the guests is both an animal rights activist and a vegan. (Ep1/5) [S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Sheffield. Saucy beautician Rochelle Barrett, hopes to spice things up with her Caribbean-themed meal. But a celebrity lookalike game causes tempers to boil over. (Ep2/5) [S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Sheffield. Vegan activist Donna Thomas hopes to impress her guests with her Japanese-themed vegan meal, while Mark gets quite excited about the deep-fried ice cream dessert. (Ep3/5) [S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Sheffield. Mark Feakins plans a flamboyant, theatrical-sounding menu for his night. But will the food be as impressive as it promises and will guest Sarah behave herself? (Ep4/5) [S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
Sheffield. Sarah is last to host, and hopes to triumph with her gourmet Michelin-inspired menu. But will Robin's wind-ups finally get to her? (Ep5/5) [S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Steve and Helen have travelled the world in search of the perfect holiday home and have settled on Torrox on the Costa del Sol. Can Scarlette Douglas find the right property for their £95k? [S]
Friday 18:00 - 19:00
Antonia and Ross love the beautiful island of Ibiza. Having holidayed there many times, they now want their own holiday home. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Friday 19:00 - 20:00
Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
The teachers deal with the new challenge of students using AI in their assessments. And a primary school teacher arrives to help children who are struggling with literacy. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
A look back at some memorable A&E stories. An 18-year-old motorcyclist suffers major trauma after colliding with two cars. And a war veteran has had an accident at the gym. [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:05
A compilation of best bits hosted by Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent, featuring Jon Richardson, Joe Wilkinson, Richard Ayoade, Judi Love, Roisin Conaty, Lee Mack and many more. [S]
Friday 23:05 - 00:05
The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week? (S26 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sat Sep 13
Saturday 00:05 - 01:05
A brand new series begins with Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:05 - 02:10
From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos. (Ep1/4) [S]
Saturday 02:10 - 02:40
Mitchell and Webb's inventive and very sweary sketch show continues. This time: TV's shallowest game show, the world's scariest film and mobile phone etiquette while doing a murder. (Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:40 - 03:45
Greg Davies and Alex Horne return for a new series as Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar compete to win Greg's affection and his head. (S20 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:45 - 04:45
Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Saturday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Saturday 09:00 - 09:30
Karen and John are looking for a new adventure and a complete change of lifestyle. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties in the sunny south of Gran Canaria for their budget of £175k. [S]
Saturday 09:30 - 10:00
Simon and his friend Shirley host at The Old Hall Country House in Madeley, Cheshire. Their guests are in awe of the 16th-century building, and are treated to tap dancing and fine dining. [S]
Saturday 10:00 - 10:30
Cat-lover Eileen Finn welcomes her rivals to the four-star Thornley House in Allendale, Northumberland. But Eileen's beloved and very large cats are not to all of her guests' liking. [S]
Saturday 10:30 - 11:00
Jessica and Adrian Rashleigh hope that the beautiful Cornish coastal surroundings will make up for the snugness of the three-bedroom Chy Conyn in St Ives. Will their guests agree? [S]
Saturday 11:00 - 11:30
The final hosts are Tim and Karen at The Cavendish, where activities include a bus tour of Bournemouth. The 'pink palace' impresses their guests, but Simon and Shirley break their bed. [S]
Saturday 11:30 - 12:00
It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet one last time to see how much they've been paid. After a generous overpayment and some harsh criticism, the winner is announced. [S]
Saturday 12:00 - 12:30
Southend-on-Sea. Dog-mad PA Julie-Ann serves up a surfing theme, with two fish dishes and a surf shack in her garden. There's a shock when glamorous guest Carol reveals her age. (Ep1/5) [S]
Saturday 12:30 - 13:00
Southend-on-Sea. Glamorous grandmother Carol Dolman puts on a dazzling display, on a night featuring saucy discoveries, flirty tango lessons and a wig reveal. (Ep2/5) [S]
Saturday 13:00 - 13:30
Southend-on-Sea. Science teacher and self-confessed geek Damian experiments with a spicy menu and a chemistry demo. But Scott brands his main the worst dish he's ever eaten... (Ep3/5) [S]
Saturday 13:30 - 14:00
Southend-on-Sea. Bartender and self-confessed 'airhead' Steph Barrett hosts a 1940s fancy dress night. But she has to call on her nan to bail her out with a pastry problem. (Ep4/5) [S]
Saturday 14:00 - 14:30
Southend-on-Sea. International DJ Scott Langley hosts with a risky menu and an 'outrageous' dress code. But how will his pigeon main go down with his guests? (Ep5/5) [S]
Saturday 14:30 - 15:00
Maxine and Cormac recently got married in France's Dordogne region and now have £100,000 to spend on a holiday home near Riberac. Will they say 'I do' to any of Ben Hillman's properties? [S]
Saturday 15:00 - 16:00
Antonia and Ross love the beautiful island of Ibiza. Having holidayed there many times, they now want their own holiday home. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Saturday 16:00 - 17:00
Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the perfect place for their whole family, including their beloved dog, Ruby, on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k. [S]
Saturday 17:00 - 18:00
Natalie and Matt feel the time's right to buy a holiday home together in the resort of Caleta de Fuste on Fuerteventura. Jean Johansson shows them five fantastic properties for their £75k. [S]
Saturday 18:00 - 19:00
Danni Menzies helps John and Carol look for a holiday home on Tenerife. With a budget of £120k, can they find their dream place - and will they put in an offer? [S]
Saturday 19:00 - 20:00
Ben Hillman helps Joan and Andrew find their dream holiday home on Spain's Costa Cálida for the whole family to enjoy. With a budget of £80k, can they find the perfect place? [S]
Saturday 20:00 - 21:00
In Bristol, will Kirstie's cheeky tactic work on first-time buyers and nest flyers Jesse and Cameron? And Phil helps basketballer Andrea slam dunk a place in Bath. (S44 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
Kirstie and Phil help more house-hunters battle the market. Can Amanda and Annette seize the day - and a bungalow - in Sussex? And will it be Brighton or Hove for Danit and Rafi? (S41 Ep1) [S]
Saturday 22:00 - 00:05
(2001) Crude, still-coming-of-age comedy with Jason Biggs and Eugene Levy. The lads' shenanigans continue as they return from college to do it - or not - all over again. [AD,S]
Sun Sep 14
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week? (S26 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:05
What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III, and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:05 - 03:10
A compilation of best bits hosted by Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent, featuring Jon Richardson, Joe Wilkinson, Richard Ayoade, Judi Love, Roisin Conaty, Lee Mack and many more. [S]
Sunday 03:10 - 04:10
Greg Davies and Alex Horne return for a new series as Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar compete to win Greg's affection and his head. (S20 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 04:10 - 04:40
Mitchell and Webb's inventive and very sweary sketch show continues. This time: TV's shallowest game show, the world's scariest film and mobile phone etiquette while doing a murder. (Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Sunday 04:40 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Sunday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
The competition begins in Northumberland at Louise and Kerry's community-owned B&B, The Gun at Ridsdale, where a feathery hat gets some special attention at a birds of prey centre. [S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
Mike and Pam hope that their guests will embrace the off-grid experience at their Marthrown of Mabie glampsite in Dumfries. But will a trek to the toilet poo-poo their chances? [S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
The week's third visit takes the B&Bers to Jo and Craig's Dale View B&B in Cumbria, where they all marvel at the local scenery aboard a steam train and bond over bevvies in the boozer. [S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
A giant sloth serves gin to the B&Bers as Gig and Lyndsey host the week's final visit at their West Yorkshire B&B, The Cross Inn. But is it all just for show, or do they always go all-out? [S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:30
With sore feelings festering from foul feedback throughout the week, it's certain to be a dramatic payment day. After a healthy dollop of debate, who'll win the week? [S]
Sunday 11:30 - 12:00
Simon and his friend Shirley host at The Old Hall Country House in Madeley, Cheshire. Their guests are in awe of the 16th-century building, and are treated to tap dancing and fine dining. [S]
Sunday 12:00 - 12:30
Cat-lover Eileen Finn welcomes her rivals to the four-star Thornley House in Allendale, Northumberland. But Eileen's beloved and very large cats are not to all of her guests' liking. [S]
Sunday 12:30 - 13:00
Jessica and Adrian Rashleigh hope that the beautiful Cornish coastal surroundings will make up for the snugness of the three-bedroom Chy Conyn in St Ives. Will their guests agree? [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 13:30
The final hosts are Tim and Karen at The Cavendish, where activities include a bus tour of Bournemouth. The 'pink palace' impresses their guests, but Simon and Shirley break their bed. [S]
Sunday 13:30 - 14:00
It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet one last time to see how much they've been paid. After a generous overpayment and some harsh criticism, the winner is announced. [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 15:00
In Bristol, will Kirstie's cheeky tactic work on first-time buyers and nest flyers Jesse and Cameron? And Phil helps basketballer Andrea slam dunk a place in Bath. (S44 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:00 - 16:00
George transforms a rusty lift into a cabin in the sky, and heads to Denmark to visit a modern Viking longhouse. Plus: the pinkest thing to ever appear on the show! (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:00 - 17:00
Danni Menzies helps John and Carol look for a holiday home on Tenerife. With a budget of £120k, can they find their dream place - and will they put in an offer? [S]
Sunday 17:00 - 18:00
Ben Hillman helps Joan and Andrew find their dream holiday home on Spain's Costa Cálida for the whole family to enjoy. With a budget of £80k, can they find the perfect place? [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
Leah Charles-King helps Sarah and Andy find the perfect place for their whole family, including their beloved dog, Ruby, on Spain's southern Costa Blanca, for their budget of £160k. [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
Natalie and Matt feel the time's right to buy a holiday home together in the resort of Caleta de Fuste on Fuerteventura. Jean Johansson shows them five fantastic properties for their £75k. [S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 22:00
The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week? (S26 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 00:05
(2023) Supernatural horror starring Russell Crowe, loosely based on the memoirs of a 'real' exorcist. A case of demonic possession in Spain connects to dark secrets from the Inquisition. [AD,S]
Mon Sep 15
Monday 00:05 - 02:05
(2013) Thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Johnny Knoxville and Forest Whitaker. A small-town sheriff and his inexperienced staff take on a drug cartel boss who's fleeing to Mexico. [AD,S]
Monday 02:05 - 03:05
Many men would love an extra-large penis. But being plus-size down there seriously complicates some men's lives and relationships, and penis reduction surgery can seem like the only answer. [AD,S]
Monday 03:05 - 04:10
How do our brains make us who we are? At Southampton's Neurological Centre, Dan and Laura have brain surgery while awake. Will they be the same after the operation? (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 04:10 - 04:40
Karen and John are looking for a new adventure and a complete change of lifestyle. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties in the sunny south of Gran Canaria for their budget of £175k. [S]
Monday 04:40 - 07:00
Teleshopping.
Monday 07:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Bond Bug: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend enter the weird and wonderful world of the Bond Bug, a heroic three-wheel automotive flop. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters help Pilates fan Esther find her perfect holiday home, and in Almería, David and his wife Fiona contemplate a permanent move abroad. (S5 Ep8) [S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
In Spain, Mike pushes forward to save a crumbling mountain village. In Sicily, the lure of a one-euro home sparks George's interest in reviving an ailing ghost town. (S4 Ep6/35) [S]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
George transforms a rusty lift into a cabin in the sky, and heads to Denmark to visit a modern Viking longhouse. Plus: the pinkest thing to ever appear on the show! (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 14:00
Antonia and Ross love the beautiful island of Ibiza. Having holidayed there many times, they now want their own holiday home. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Monday 14:00 - 15:00
Andy and Caroline have visited Florida 20 times between them, and are now in a position to buy their own holiday home near Orlando. Ben Hillman shows them what they can get for £130,000. [S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Stoke-on-Trent. First to host is self-proclaimed princess Tracey Durrant. But will Tracey's attitude lose her precious points? (Ep1/5) [S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Stoke-on-Trent. Policewoman Claire Crank is the host. Trouble flares up when Tracey says she only likes the best quality beef and declines to try the meat Claire has cooked. (Ep2/5) [S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Stoke-on-Trent. Lad-about-town Rob is sure he's in with a chance of winning the £1000 prize, despite rarely cooking and never having hosted a dinner party before. (Ep3/5) [S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Stoke-on-Trent. Beauty parlour owner Michelle hopes her gourmet menu will impress her guests, but after last night's argument over Tracey's picky behaviour, everyone is wary. (Ep4/5) [S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Stoke-on-Trent. The final supper is hosted by city councillor Matt. Michelle thinks it's fancy dress and arrives wearing a pineapple. But can she get an apology from Tracey? (Ep5/5) [S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Kay and Barry have decided that it's time to fulfil their dream of buying a holiday home in the historic Spanish city of Jerez. Can Jasmine Harman find their perfect place for their £105k? [S]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Debra and Greg look for a holiday home in the beautiful countryside of Murcia, which one day they hope to make their permanent home. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £150k can buy. [S]
Monday 19:00 - 20:00
George transforms a rusty lift into a cabin in the sky, and heads to Denmark to visit a modern Viking longhouse. Plus: the pinkest thing to ever appear on the show! (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
Year 10 Scott's behaviour puts his international rugby dreams at risk. And as model student Alexa piles on the pressure to ace Year 10, her anxiety becomes overwhelming. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III, and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:05
How do our brains make us who we are? At Southampton's Neurological Centre, Dan and Laura have brain surgery while awake. Will they be the same after the operation? (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 23:05 - 00:05
The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week? (S26 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tue Sep 16
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
A compilation of best bits hosted by Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent, featuring Jon Richardson, Joe Wilkinson, Richard Ayoade, Judi Love, Roisin Conaty, Lee Mack and many more. [S]