Today 02:30 - 03:35
Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Munya Chawawa take on Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney in the game show mash-up. With Susie Dent, Rachel Riley and Don Rodolfo. (S26 Ep3) [S]
Today 02:30 - 03:35
Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Munya Chawawa take on Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney in the game show mash-up. With Susie Dent, Rachel Riley and Don Rodolfo. (S26 Ep3) [S]
Today 03:35 - 04:35
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen enjoys a heavenly Venetian palazzo, delights his senses at a kawaii home with ice cream lights and cotton candy walls, and gets tickled pink at a shrine. (Ep2/4) [AD,S]
Today 04:35 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Today 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Today 09:00 - 10:00
Best pals Colleen and Naomi bought Classic American in New York together, but their lack of experience is pushing their friendship to the edge. Can Gordon help? (S4 Ep2/13) [S]
Today 10:00 - 11:00
Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo head to Woking, where their finds include a sidecar to be transformed into a boat, and a water cylinder that Simon thinks could be a trendy lamp. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 11:00 - 12:00
In Glasgow, Andrew and Sophia serve Swedish cuisine, Brian and Victoria's 'vaguely Scottish' theme doesn't go to plan, and David and Sarah serve up Russian, Armenian and American dishes. [S]
Today 12:00 - 12:30
The Seal Who Came to Dinner: While hosting a dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly, washed-up seal carcass. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 12:30 - 13:00
Roz, a Loan: Unemployed Roz is happy to hear that KACL might be rehiring everyone. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 13:00 - 13:30
During the week's final visit, to Morag and Jonny's glampsite in Berwickshire, the heat rises when two sets of guests fail to see eye to eye over the campfire. [S]
Today 13:30 - 14:30
Antonia and Ross love the beautiful island of Ibiza. Having holidayed there many times, they now want their own holiday home. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Today 14:30 - 15:30
Sewage works at a holiday-village-turned-B&B lead to a fascinating subterranean discovery. In Normandy, a couple transform an outbuilding into a holiday gîte. (S2 Ep23) [S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Gloucestershire. IT manager Bea serves up an international night inspired by her travels. But there's confusion over her Cretan feta and her geographical guessing game goes nowhere. (Ep1/5) [S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Gloucestershire. Wine connoisseur Adam plans to impress his guests with fine food and posh plonk. But will a custard catastrophe jeopardise his score? (Ep2/5) [S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Gloucestershire. On the third night, cycling enthusiast Steve plans an evening of globetrotting cuisine. But a hot sauce challenge leaves Adam red-faced. (Ep3/5) [S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Gloucestershire. Mum-of-four Lisa plans a night of 'pure entertainment', featuring back-to-basics grub and an interpretive dance challenge. (Ep4/5) [S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Gloucestershire. Hairdresser Lorna hosts the final night of the week, featuring a cremated main and some shocking revelations, before the winner is announced. (Ep5/5) [S]
Today 18:00 - 19:00
Sally and Tony love Cyprus so much that they want to buy a holiday home there. Laura Hamilton shows Sally and her sister-in-law Sharon, who already lives there, what £125k can buy. [S]
Today 19:00 - 20:00
...Renovations: In Laceby, Matt's on a mission to convert a derelict bakery in his back garden into a home for his sister and nephew. Will his tight budget of £50k be enough dough? (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
We catch up with Georgie and Louis in London. Are they still in the flat Kirstie secured for them? And have Lauren and Noel injected character into their Northumberland new build? (S42 Ep6) [S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Mick is rushed to Queen's with suspected sepsis. Keith arrives with one of the highest heart rates the department has ever seen. And Jillian has had a fall at a charity event. (S30 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:15
It's the semi-final and the bakers show off their patisserie prowess with breakfast pastries and a classic-but-theatrical Technical. Who'll make final-worthy fruit entremets? (S15 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Today 23:15 - 00:20
...Extra Slice: Lorraine Kelly, Phil Wang and Vogue Williams devour the Patisserie Week semi-final with Jo. Whose buttery breakfast pastries melted the judges' hearts? (S15 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 00:20 - 01:20
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of our biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:20 - 02:25
The celebs spend time on the sofa with George Clarke's Amazing Spaces, Swamp People: Serpent Invasion, The Woman in Black and the general election. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:25 - 03:30
The Goggleboxers watch Welcome to Wrexham, Love & Death, Animals Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Puzzling with Lucy Worsley, BBC News (escaped prisoner), and My Mum, Your Dad. (S22 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:30 - 04:25
Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley play against Jonathan Ross and Maisie Adam. Huge Davies joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S23 Ep2) [S]
Tomorrow 04:25 - 04:55
Angela Keenan and Jon Benbow-Brown have fallen in love with the laid-back way of life on Menorca. Ben Hillman shows them five houses on the island for their budget of £165,000. [S]
Tomorrow 04:55 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Tomorrow 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City, in Providence, Rhode Island. But tough-talking owner Abby refuses to take advice from anyone. (S4 Ep3/13) [S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
In Herefordshire, Henry Cole finds an old cattle feeder that he wants to turn into a garden bench, and Simon O'Brien plans to turn a vintage seed drill into a trendy dining table. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
In and around Glasgow, Mandi and Ally serve up Scottish charcuterie, Judith and Charlene host an evening of revelations, and Lucy and Stephen take a risk with their menu. [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
The Good Samaritan: Frasier is arrested after unwittingly giving a ride to a sex worker. To make matters worse, he must explain the public scandal to his 11-year-old son. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
Our Parents, Ourselves: Frasier plays Cupid when he arranges a supposedly accidental meeting between Martin and Roz's mother. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
After a tension-filled final visit, payment day promises to be a feisty affair. When the dust settles, who'll win the week? [S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:30
Lisa and Neil have holidayed on Menorca for decades. They love the lifestyle, scenery and climate and want to buy their own holiday home there. Jasmine Harman shows them what £250k can buy. [S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:30
In Italy, two abandoned villages get connected, by a spectacular suspended bridge. And a man ploughs on with his 15-year project to bring a Spanish village back from the brink. (S2 Ep24) [S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Brighton. Will medical editor and rapper Adam's abundant vegetables impress his guests as he serves a simple yet wholesome vegetarian menu? (Ep1/5) [S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Brighton. Copywriter Will is confident that his veggie menu will trump Adam's from the night before. But there are some fishy goings-on and Will's risotto is upstaged... (Ep2/5) [S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Brighton. Retired advertising sales director Gill hosts with a Middle Eastern menu and a fun dress code, on a night featuring unexpected revelations and some very honest feedback. (Ep3/5) [S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Brighton. Teacher and surfer Jo treats her guests to a tropical-themed evening featuring some hit-and-miss food, a dessert drama and a cheeky massage thrown in for good measure. (Ep4/5) [S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Brighton. Social worker Ruth serves up a Jewish-Irish fusion menu on a night featuring kitchen chaos, some unexpected veggies and a knicker-nicking, limelight-stealing cat. (Ep5/5) [S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00
Craig Rowe helps Bridget and Rob fulfil their long-held dream of buying a holiday home on southern Tenerife to enjoy winter sunshine. Can they find the perfect place for their £160k budget? [S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 20:00
...Extra Slice: Lorraine Kelly, Phil Wang and Vogue Williams devour the Patisserie Week semi-final with Jo. Whose buttery breakfast pastries melted the judges' hearts? (S15 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
...Renovations: In Laceby, Matt's on a mission to convert a derelict bakery in his back garden into a home for his sister and nephew. Will his tight budget of £50k be enough dough? (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Milky comes to A&E with possible life-changing injuries after a road crash. Shaun has had a bad parachute landing. And a six-year-old has an unknown object stuck in his throat. (S33 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05
Mick is rushed to Queen's with suspected sepsis. Keith arrives with one of the highest heart rates the department has ever seen. And Jillian has had a fall at a charity event. (S30 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 00:05 - 01:10
An expert insight into making comedy gold. Sir Lenny Henry meets Paul Whitehouse to explore the comedy creations of this master of sketches and hilarious characters. (Ep1/4) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:10 - 02:15
Rose Matafeo and her sidekick Mike Wozniak host as the competition hots up. In heat three, our fresh-faced five sport faces full of foam and there's an unfortunate mix-up with peas. (Ep3/8) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:15 - 03:20
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of our biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:20 - 04:15
The celebs spend time on the sofa with George Clarke's Amazing Spaces, Swamp People: Serpent Invasion, The Woman in Black and the general election. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:15 - 04:45
In a ground-breaking experiment, Daisy Maskell finds out for herself how it feels to be spiked and investigates what the authorities are doing to prevent the crime. Can more be done? [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 04:45 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Saturday 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Saturday 09:00 - 09:30
The first hosts, Karen MacDonald and Geoff Thomson, hope to offer a slice of Zen at their relaxing retreat, Just B, in Edinburgh. But there are dirty discoveries in a dog-friendly room. [S]
Saturday 09:30 - 10:00
The second visit is to Glencoe Villa Guest House in Featherstone, West Yorkshire, owned by Ewa Hunt. But the homely bedrooms aren't to everyone's taste and there's a debate over dinner. [S]
Saturday 10:00 - 10:30
Uncle and nephew Stefan Carron and Nick Edwards host at The Fox Inn in Stourton, Staffordshire. Will Stefan's celebrity name dropping impress their guests? [S]
Saturday 10:30 - 11:00
Tony Carlin and his partner Natalie Briggs host the final visit, at The New Inn in Derbyshire. But some of the guests question its 'luxury' label, and there's a no-show at breakfast. [S]
Saturday 11:00 - 11:30
It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet to find out how much they've been paid. After dramatic discoveries and cutting comments, the winner is announced. [S]
Saturday 11:30 - 12:30
Simon O'Brien and Max McMurdo head to Woking, where their finds include a sidecar to be transformed into a boat, and a water cylinder that Simon thinks could be a trendy lamp. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 12:30 - 13:30
On the Isle of Wight, Henry Cole turns tank parts into hanging baskets, while Simon O'Brien transforms old insulators into trendy lighting. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:30 - 14:30
In Herefordshire, Henry Cole finds an old cattle feeder that he wants to turn into a garden bench, and Simon O'Brien plans to turn a vintage seed drill into a trendy dining table. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:30 - 15:00
Geri Melville, who's originally from St Lucia, is ready to return to her roots with her husband Ian. Laura Hamilton shows them five incredible properties with sea views for £360,000. [S]
Saturday 15:00 - 16:00
Lizzie and Paul love the seaside town of Paphos on Cyprus's west coast. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect holiday home for the whole family, including their 10 grandkids, for £125k? [S]
Saturday 16:00 - 17:00
Joanne and former bodybuilding champion Darren hope to find the perfect holiday home on Spain's eastern Costa del Sol. Can Jean Johansson find a strong enough contender for their £180k? [S]
Saturday 17:00 - 18:00
Liv's dreamt of owning a holiday home on stunning Cyprus for years and is finally ready to make it happen. With a budget of £87k, can Ben Hillman make her dream come true? [S]
Saturday 18:00 - 19:00
Best pals and horse riders Helen and Nikki want a home together where they can enjoy Andalucían culture. Are any of Leah Charles-King's options for £150k hot to trot? [S]
Saturday 19:00 - 20:00
Lisa and Rob want to enjoy a slower pace of life in the countryside villages of Charente in southwest France. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy. [S]
Saturday 20:00 - 21:00
We catch up with Georgie and Louis in London. Are they still in the flat Kirstie secured for them? And have Lauren and Noel injected character into their Northumberland new build? (S42 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
In 2013, Jon and Noreen started building a giant treehouse in Gloucestershire. By 2016, the money ran out. Are they finally living up in the trees? [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
...Best Homes: Phil finds luxury galore, off-grid in an island paradise. His tour concludes with a low-energy but high-tech house and a home built in the shadow of a volcano. (Ep6/6) [S]
Saturday 23:05 - 01:05
(1982) Comedy-thriller starring Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. A tough cop is paired with a paroled, wisecracking convict who may be able to help him catch a murderer. [S]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:05 - 03:10
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of our biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:10 - 04:05
The celebs spend time on the sofa with George Clarke's Amazing Spaces, Swamp People: Serpent Invasion, The Woman in Black and the general election. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 04:05 - 05:00
Rose Matafeo and her sidekick Mike Wozniak host as the competition hots up. In heat three, our fresh-faced five sport faces full of foam and there's an unfortunate mix-up with peas. (Ep3/8) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:00 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Sunday 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
John and Elleke Ross welcome their rivals to the Mevagissey Bay Hotel in Cornwall. Catherine and Andrew are dazzled by the decking but puzzled by a mysterious gap around their door. [S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
Jay and Sarah Brewer host at Glebe House Cottages in Devon. At breakfast, their bakery baskets pass the taste test, but the menu leaves the guests wanting more. [S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
Catherine and Andrew Watt host at their converted police station, the Kings Park Hotel in Nottinghamshire. John and Elleke get forensic with the furniture. Sarah feels boxed in by her room. [S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
Sarah Smith welcomes her guests to The Dukes in Bedfordshire, where she's under pressure to deliver at breakfast, and some of the feedback is hard to stomach. [S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:30
It's the day of reckoning for the B&Bers. Whose property will emerge from the thud and blunder of bitter recrimination as the best value for money? [S]
Sunday 11:30 - 12:00
In West Sussex, Colin and Oonagh hope to get the competition off to a flyer with a visit to a World War II aviation museum. But one B&Ber has a hot and sweaty night. [S]
Sunday 12:00 - 12:30
Visit two is to The Roade House (no, not that one) in Northamptonshire, where hosts Paul and Maxine boast a café bar, yoga studio and hair salon. [S]
Sunday 12:30 - 13:00
Joanne and Julie host in West Yorkshire, where two B&Bers poo-poo the lack of shampoo. And another pair come to blows at the Royal Armouries in Leeds. [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 13:30
The B&Bers are off glamping at Sanath and Amelia's site in Lincolnshire. But for one pair, the walk to the WC proves a step too far. [S]
Sunday 13:30 - 14:00
After an interesting - and at times hot-tempered - week, the B&Bers get together one last time to debate their differences and find out who's won. [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 15:00
Paul and Bev want to fulfil their long-held dream of relocating to Torrevieja in Spain. Can Jean Johansson find their perfect property - with space for guests and a music room - for £100k? [S]
Sunday 15:00 - 16:00
Lisa and Neil have holidayed on Menorca for decades. They love the lifestyle, scenery and climate and want to buy their own holiday home there. Jasmine Harman shows them what £250k can buy. [S]
Sunday 16:00 - 17:00
Antonia and Ross love the beautiful island of Ibiza. Having holidayed there many times, they now want their own holiday home. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream? [S]
Sunday 17:00 - 18:00
Craig Rowe helps Bridget and Rob fulfil their long-held dream of buying a holiday home on southern Tenerife to enjoy winter sunshine. Can they find the perfect place for their £160k budget? [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
Sally and Tony love Cyprus so much that they want to buy a holiday home there. Laura Hamilton shows Sally and her sister-in-law Sharon, who already lives there, what £125k can buy. [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
Teachers Dominic and Helen dream of owning a holiday home in Calpe on Spain's Costa Blanca. Will any of Jasmine Harman's options for their £130k get top marks? [S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Sir Lenny and Sally Phillips look back at Sally's illustrious career, from Miranda and the award-winning Smack the Pony to I'm Alan Partridge and the smash hit Bridget Jones movies. (Ep2/4) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 22:00
The celebs spend time on the sofa with George Clarke's Amazing Spaces, Swamp People: Serpent Invasion, The Woman in Black and the general election. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 23:05
Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley play against Jonathan Ross and Maisie Adam. Huge Davies joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S23 Ep2) [S]
Sunday 23:05 - 00:05
Milky comes to A&E with possible life-changing injuries after a road crash. Shaun has had a bad parachute landing. And a six-year-old has an unknown object stuck in his throat. (S33 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 00:05 - 01:15
Mick is rushed to Queen's with suspected sepsis. Keith arrives with one of the highest heart rates the department has ever seen. And Jillian has had a fall at a charity event. (S30 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 01:15 - 02:20
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 02:20 - 03:20
True crime series following extraordinary stories of romance fraud and the fight to bring con artists to justice. A fake lord cheats his victims out of thousands. (Ep1/4) [AD,S]
Monday 03:20 - 04:15
...Stepmother? How did Camilla Parker Bowles ascend from most hated woman in Britain to Queen Camilla, national treasure? And was her transformation at Prince Harry's expense? [AD,S]
Monday 04:15 - 04:45
Broker John takes on stunning Jelleys Hollow in the Surrey hills, featured in Beauty and the Beast and Star Wars. Can Shereen sell a £12 million penthouse on the Thames? (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 04:45 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Monday 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4/13) [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
On the Isle of Wight, Henry Cole turns tank parts into hanging baskets, while Simon O'Brien transforms old insulators into trendy lighting. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
In Bristol and Bath, Sam and Kelly tee off with a golf-themed menu, boho Brian and Mandie host a festival-style feast, and Dylan and Emma invite their guests to don dog collars and masks. [S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Father of the Bride: Frasier and Martin inadvertently offer to pay for Daphne's wedding. Meanwhile, Frasier's meddling drives Daphne crazy. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Radio Wars: An unwilling Frasier becomes the butt of pranks by the station's shock jock. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
In West Sussex, Colin and Oonagh hope to get the competition off to a flyer with a visit to a World War II aviation museum. But one B&Ber has a hot and sweaty night. [S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:30
Lizzie and Paul love the seaside town of Paphos on Cyprus's west coast. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect holiday home for the whole family, including their 10 grandkids, for £125k? [S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:30
A couple in France are up against it as they finish their gîte renovation before guests arrive. A village saviour in Spain prepares to open up to guests for the very first time. (S2 Ep25) [S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Edinburgh. The first host, Christian radio DJ and gospel singer Eloho, hopes that her guests will sing her praises after her music-filled evening and traditional Nigerian fare. (Ep1/5) [S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Edinburgh. Cabin crew trainer Julie plans an evening of Scottish fine dining, including a hearty winter warmer, her grandmother's Cullen skink and a full Scottish pipe band. (Ep2/5) [S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Edinburgh. IT manager and occasional stand-up comic Ryan hosts with a menu designed by his friend who's a Michelin-starred chef. But Ryan has no idea how to cook any of it! (Ep3/5) [S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Edinburgh. Cabbie Jamie pulls out all the stops with a fine dining menu. But will he impress his guests with his choice of chat and a striptease during a silent disco? (Ep4/5) [S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Edinburgh. Business owner and socialite Maz hopes that her top-notch hosting skills, charm offensive and some fantastic fondue will win her the grand on the final night. (Ep5/5) [S]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Sharon and Paul would love to own a holiday home in the seaside town of Gran Alacant on Spain's southern Costa Blanca. Jean Johansson shows them what £135k can buy. [S]
Monday 19:00 - 20:00
...Journeys: All aboard for some luxury train rides across Britain. This episode rolls along the stunning Devonshire coastline, with comfy carriages and excellent fine dining. (Ep1/4) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
Alan Cumming joins the on-board whisky ambassador, before heading off on a soul-stirring visit to Culloden and a seal-spotting boat trip overlooking the Isle of Skye. (Ep3/4) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
In Derbyshire, Mike and Sarah set out to build a multigenerational longhouse. But with a complicated roof, a shortage of materials and an unexpected bereavement, it proves far from easy... [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 00:50
(2017) Andy Serkis reprises his pioneering role as super-intelligent primate Caesar for the third part of the rebooted Apes saga, and it's all-out war between apes and humans. [AD,S]
Tuesday 00:50 - 03:05
(1998) Elijah Wood and Morgan Freeman star in the sci-fi disaster movie about impending meteorite-related disaster, attempts to destroy it, and possibly some cataclysmic havoc. [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:05 - 04:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:05 - 04:50
George meets a couple who are creating a crash pad from a scrapped jet plane, and a dad building a home on a tiny budget. He also visits a heavenly garden oasis in the city. [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:50 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Tuesday 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again? (S4 Ep5/13) [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien uncover a haven of memorabilia in Dumfries and Galloway, including an unloved corner unit. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
In Bristol, fitness fans Billy and Tasha serve Thai, music-mad Dennis and Tina deliver some razzle dazzle, and former reporter Keith goes full Alan Partridge as he hosts with his wife Jane. [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Everyone's a Critic: Frasier and Niles are at loggerheads again when Niles gets a new job as the art critic for a prestigious magazine. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Dog That Rocks the Cradle: Martin returns from his friend's funeral upset by how it was conducted. Frasier assures his father that all will be well when his time comes. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Visit two is to The Roade House (no, not that one) in Northamptonshire, where hosts Paul and Maxine boast a café bar, yoga studio and hair salon. [S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:30
Andre and Steve have spent many happy holidays in Portugal, and now they want to move there permanently. Ben Hillman shows them what their £235,000 budget can buy on the Silver Coast. [S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:30
An ancient well throws building plans into chaos at a 17th-century hamlet in France, while urgent repairs are needed at a community of cave houses in Andalucia. (S2 Ep26) [S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Hertfordshire. The first host, bargain hunter Heidi, serves up an adventurous Asian menu. But will her cheap meat and a game that mimics her shopping habits satisfy her guests? (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Hertfordshire. Sylvia serves up Mediterranean seafood and Spanish chicken, on a fancy dress 80s night featuring a showstopping Madonna tribute and dance moves nobody was expecting. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Hertfordshire. Showbiz journalist Benjy serves up airline-inspired grub on a night where he captains a plane taking his guests to Gran Canaria - and his gran is the glam cabin crew. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Hertfordshire. Guide leader Nicky plans a menu inspired by her dream visit to Asia, on a night featuring complicated cooking, geographical grub and a newspaper fashion show. (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Hertfordshire. Party-loving Mark hosts the final night with a Greek theme, featuring an action-packed obstacle course around his kitchen and an emotional moment. (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Jean Johansson helps Andrea and Gary find their dream holiday home on the Caribbean island of St Lucia. What gems do they find for £205k and are any of them the one? [S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 20:00
Comedian and writer Paul Merton joins Bill on the Jurassic Coast's South West Coast Path, as they ponder what we leave behind and Paul's return to stand-up. (Ep3/4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:20
The finalists go all out with Signature scones, afternoon tea and tiered celebration cakes. Whose chance of winning has come and scone? And who will be shedding tiers of joy? (S15 Ep10/10) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 21:20 - 22:25
Murder Messages: A couple's lives are upended by online attacks and death threats in a gripping true-crime story. Can a rookie detective solve a complex plot where nothing is as it seems? [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:25 - 00:25
(1992) Action thriller. Steven Seagal plays lowly Navy chef Casy Ryback, who reveals his true Navy SEAL identity when terrorists hijack his ship. With Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:25 - 01:30
At Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre, seven-year-old Hunter needs help after falling from a tree. And 45-year-old Kirsty has had an accident at a fun run. (S30 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:30 - 02:35
A female love rat scams Tinder dates out of more than just money with a false pregnancy and a fake terminal cancer. Will she finally face justice in an Australian court? [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:35 - 03:35
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:35 - 04:35
Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley play against Jonathan Ross and Maisie Adam. Huge Davies joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S23 Ep2) [S]
Wednesday 04:35 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Wednesday 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. Can Gordon offer a remedy? (S4 Ep11) [S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
In Pembrokeshire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet a cattle breeder whose barns are brimming with treasure, and Phil, whose vintage pedal car makes the boys feel young at heart. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
In Liverpool, there are revelations, a Mexican fiesta, large portions of blunt feedback and a side order of revenge, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party. [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Rivals: Frasier and Niles compete for the attention of the same woman at a party. At least, they think it's the same woman. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
A Tsar Is Born: Frasier and Niles are delighted to discover that they may be descended from Russian royalty. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
Joanne and Julie host in West Yorkshire, where two B&Bers poo-poo the lack of shampoo. And another pair come to blows at the Royal Armouries in Leeds. [S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:30
When Yvonne and Tony first visited Cyprus they immediately fell in love. Laura Hamilton helps them find a home in the stunning coastal town of Paralimni for £80k. [S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:30
A forgotten hamlet near Toulouse is thrown a lifeline, a community of cave houses in Spain prove tricky to clean, and torrential floods wreak havoc at a hamlet in France. (S2 Ep27) [S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Hull area. Drinks brand ambassador Dan serves up classic Greek grub, while some of his guests struggle to get a word in... (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Hull area. Computer fanatic Matt hosts the second night, with culinary cock-ups, revelations of scoffing sofas, and sumo shenanigans on the menu. (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Hull area. Dog walking entrepreneur Jordanna hosts a Mexican-themed evening featuring culinary compliments, offers of feet-kissing and some unwanted guests. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Hull area. Jayne - the self-proclaimed number one florist in Hull - gives her guests a taste of Spain with her food, flamenco and fiesta. Tony comes dressed as a matador. (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Hull area. The competition moves to Doncaster, where Tony serves up some countryside cuisine on a final night featuring hit-and-miss food, dirty cutlery and a wolf-whistling hoo-ha. (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
Sue and Tony want a holiday bolthole in the French city of Carcassonne. With a property already on their radar, can any of Craig Rowe's options for their £100k win them over? [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:45
In an updated version of a previous episode, Jasmine Harman helps Matt and Sharron start a new chapter in their lives by moving to Almería in southern Spain with their beloved dog, Sammy. [S]
Wednesday 19:45 - 21:00
The finalists go all out with Signature scones, afternoon tea and tiered celebration cakes. Whose chance of winning has come and scone? And who will be shedding tiers of joy? (S15 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 23:35
(2019) Sharp, eccentric murder-mystery starring Daniel Craig as a detective anonymously hired to investigate the death of a wealthy writer (Christopher Plummer). With Ana de Armas. [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:35 - 00:40
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the week's biggest and best TV programmes? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:40 - 01:40
Murder Messages: A couple's lives are upended by online attacks and death threats in a gripping true-crime story. Can a rookie detective solve a complex plot where nothing is as it seems? [AD,S]
Thursday 01:40 - 03:20
The armchair critics take aim at Christmas TV, including Gavin and Stacey, Strictly Come Dancing, Home Alone, Dracula, and Jamie's Easy Christmas Countdown. [AD,S]
Thursday 03:20 - 04:20
At Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre, seven-year-old Hunter needs help after falling from a tree. And 45-year-old Kirsty has had an accident at a fun run. (S30 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:20 - 04:50
Broker John takes on stunning Jelleys Hollow in the Surrey hills, featured in Beauty and the Beast and Star Wars. Can Shereen sell a £12 million penthouse on the Thames? (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:50 - 06:00
Teleshopping.
Thursday 06:00 - 09:00
Teleshopping.
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
In Eagle Rock, California, Gordon Ramsay visits Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12) [S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Simon O'Brien's restorer Gemma turns an old TV cabinet into a luxury dog bed, while Henry Cole trades in his lifelong love of mechanicals to upcycle wooden furniture. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
In Northampton, Shelly and Scott serve food that they think nobody will have heard of. They take on 'Team Texas' - Ilyas and Amanda - and Sabbi and Ashley, who host an Indo-Caribbean night. [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
The Late Doctor Crane: Frasier's name becomes confused with another in casualty. The next day, his death is announced on television and he reads his own obituary. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
The Apparent Trap: When Lilith drops Frederick off at Frasier's house for Thanksgiving, Frederick asks her to stay for dinner. But strange things start to happen... (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The B&Bers are off glamping at Sanath and Amelia's site in Lincolnshire. But for one pair, the walk to the WC proves a step too far. [S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:30
Kevin and Sally have decided to move to the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia. Laura Hamilton shows them five fantastic options for their £200k, but will any of them be just right? [S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:30
A landslide hits a cave settlement in Spain. Will a French village be ready for its first guests? A hamlet near Toulouse starts its journey back to life. (S2 Ep28) [S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
...Special: Five Paralympic stars take on the culinary competition. Can dressage champion Natasha Baker ride off with the prize with her winter warmers? (Ep1/5) [S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
...Special: On day two, judoka Chris Skelley's menu confuses one guest, while his starter impresses another. But what do they think of his rendition of a karaoke classic? (Ep2/5) [S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
...Special: Paralympic presenter Arthur Williams goes all out with an international menu featuring fondue from Switzerland, nasi goreng from Asia, and apple crumble from the UK. (Ep3/5) [S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
...Special: Wheelchair basketball star Amy Conroy hosts a night fit for historical heroes. But will Einstein, Julius Caesar, Audrey Hepburn and a suffragette enjoy the beer pong? (Ep4/5) [S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
...Special: Retired swimmer Liz Johnson serves up some of her personal favourites, on a night featuring fishy goings-on, bonding over leftovers and a kazoo competition. (Ep5/5) [S]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
Retired couple Clare and Alan dream of owning a holiday home on Portugal's Algarve to spend time with all their family. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect place for their £290k budget? [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 20:00
In Manchester, Kirstie helps Robyn and Alice find a classic 'Corrie' redbrick, while Phil's with Steph and Christopher, who are hoping to close a deal before 'best and finals'. (S38 Ep2) [S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
In Derbyshire, Mike and Sarah set out to build a multigenerational longhouse. But with a complicated roof, a shortage of materials and an unexpected bereavement, it proves far from easy... [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Murder Messages: A couple's lives are upended by online attacks and death threats in a gripping true-crime story. Can a rookie detective solve a complex plot where nothing is as it seems? [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:20
The finalists go all out with Signature scones, afternoon tea and tiered celebration cakes. Whose chance of winning has come and scone? And who will be shedding tiers of joy? (S15 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:20 - 00:20
...Extra Slice: Jo Brand's joined by Prue Leith and Harry Hill to spill the tea on the final. Whose celebration cake had them hanging in the balance, and whose scones won? (S15 Ep10/10) [AD,S]