Today 02:50 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Today 02:50 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Today 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Today 07:05 - 07:30
Stilts: Malcolm gets a new job carrying out promotional work atop a pair of stilts. Hal tries to make amends for accidentally blowing the household budget. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 07:30 - 07:55
Buseys Take a Hostage: While Dewey helps Francis prepare for a job interview, the Buseys revolt and take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 07:55 - 08:30
Mrs. Tri-county: The boys secretly enter Lois in a pageant as a joke, but when they overhear the other constants saying she doesn't stand a chance, they plot to help her win. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 08:30 - 08:55
Burning Man: On a family trip to the Burning Man festival, Reese and Lois find creative freedom, Malcolm finds love, and Dewey finds himself doing all the chores. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 08:55 - 09:30
Health Insurance: When Hal forgets to pay his health insurance and can't get it reinstated until after the weekend, he panics, and locks the boys away in their room. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 09:30 - 09:55
Big Baby Ball: When Coach Mellor singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Mellor in a new light. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 09:55 - 10:30
A Goldberg Thanksgiving: Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits the family at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 10:30 - 10:55
I Rode a Hoverboard: Adam breaks his arm and exaggerates to his friends that he fell off a hoverboard, just like the hero in the film Back to the Future. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 10:55 - 11:30
The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet: A model agency scout approaches Barry. With New Year's Eve looming, Adam tries to make Murray build bridges with his own father, Pop Pop. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 11:30 - 11:55
DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan: Adam and Barry find Erica's old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia in the cluttered garage and tease her mercilessly. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 11:55 - 13:00
Amit Kleinberger, CEO of frozen yogurt chain Menchie's, goes undercover to work out what changes must be made at grassroots level to make the company a billion-dollar business. (S5 Ep5/15) [S]
Today 13:00 - 14:00
Ex-undercover boss Eric Casaburi brings together six participants in the series who were 'busted', 'nearly busted' or 'self-busted' while working in disguise among their staff. (S5 Ep9/15) [S]
Today 14:00 - 15:00
Greg Miller, CEO of the Larry H. Miller Group, and co-owner of National Basketball Association team the Utah Jazz, dons a disguise to go undercover among his staff. (S5 Ep13/15) [S]
Today 15:00 - 16:00
Undercover bosses Amit Kleinberger, Randy DeWitt and Steve Greenbaum take another look inside their firms, but this time they each send an employee undercover in their place. (S5 Ep14/15) [S]
Today 16:00 - 17:00
Nino's: Gordon visits Long Beach in California to save Nino's, a failing Italian restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son, Nino. (S6 Ep9/16) [S]
Today 17:00 - 18:00
Mill Street Bistro Part 1: Gordon's in Ohio, for the Mill Street Bistro, where the owner claims that he has the best menu between New York and LA but the diners disagree. (S6 Ep12/16) [S]
Today 18:00 - 19:00
Mill Street Bistro Part 2: In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations. (S6 Ep13/16) [S]
Today 19:00 - 20:00
Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep10/16) [S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington to meet restaurateur Rishi, who's oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14/16) [S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Jonathan Ross and Joe Wilkinson take on Roisin Conaty and Ahir Shah. Catherine Cohen joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Dr Anne-Marie Imafidon. (S24 Ep1) [S]
Today 22:00 - 23:05
Sarah Millican's stand-up special is a comedy education in: how best to eat a kiwi fruit; trying to lose weight but only losing the tip of your finger; and surprisingly funny smear tests. [S]
Today 23:05 - 00:00
Jimmy Carr hosts, with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford, plus celebrity guests Carol Vorderman, Myleene Klass, Russell Kane and Rufus Hound. (S9 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 00:00 - 00:30
Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat: Rick and Morty encounter strange crystals that can show whoever possesses them all the possible ways in which they could die. (S4 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 00:30 - 01:00
The Old Man and the Seat: Rick is furious when he finds out that an alien has invaded his secret toilet facility in an idyllic dimension that Rick built for his own use. (S4 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:00 - 01:30
One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty: Rick and Morty go treasure-hunting in an alien temple, but discover that a heist expert has already snatched the prize. (S4 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:30 - 02:00
Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty: Rick promises Morty he can get a new companion: a flying, fire-breathing dragon. Jerry meets a mysterious talking cat. (S4 Ep4/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:00 - 02:25
Rattlestar Ricklactica: While repairing a flat tyre in outer space, Morty suffers a potentially lethal snake bite that leads to a tricky encounter with a snake civilisation. (S4 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:25 - 02:55
Never Ricking Morty: Rick and Morty find themselves on a space train that's one big narrative device filled with passengers telling increasingly ridiculous anthology stories. (S4 Ep6/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:55 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Tomorrow 07:05 - 07:30
Welcome to the Getaway: Calvin and Tina take the honeymoon they never had, in Madrid. Dave, Gemma, Malcolm and Marty team up to surprise Calvin when he returns. (S5 Ep10) [S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55
Welcome to the Cornhole: Calvin enters a competitive cornhole tournament - even though he's never played the game before. Marty asks Malcolm to be his best man. (S5 Ep11) [S]
Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:25
Chad's Sleepover: Dewey defies Hal and invites an oddball school friend over for a sleepover. Malcolm and Reese discover just how unpopular they are. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:25 - 08:55
No Motorcycles: On Francis's 21st birthday, Hal goes against Lois's wishes and fulfils an old promise he made to take Francis on a motorcycle trip. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:55 - 09:50
Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13/13) [S]
Tomorrow 09:50 - 10:55
In Berkshire, Julian and Lesley showcase Julian's home-cured pastrami, Tash and Rob's 'healthy' food fails on presentation, and Chris and Amanda's love theme brings laughs - and some tears. [S]
Tomorrow 10:55 - 11:55
In Reading, classy Liz and David recreate their first ever dinner party. Models Franky and Charli discover a secret admirer. And can jokers Jo and Steve take their own night seriously? [S]
Tomorrow 11:55 - 12:55
The One with the Party Boy Groom: Reluctant Lee devises Las Vegas-style nuptials, but it's not the family church in Norfolk that his bride Anna had in mind. [S]
Tomorrow 12:55 - 14:00
The Titanic One: Essex couple Jas and Bobby are heading for rocky waters. One of them wants a quiet wedding, while the other favours a Titanic-style night to remember. [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00
Rapper Freddie from Bristol meets Ella from Exeter. Caitlyn and Baillie bond over steak. And roofer Joe, who gets giddy around girls, meets cheerleader Katie. (S1 Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 16:00
Undercover bosses Amit Kleinberger, Randy DeWitt and Steve Greenbaum take another look inside their firms, but this time they each send an employee undercover in their place. (S5 Ep14/15) [S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 17:00
Jeff Platt, the president and CEO of a chain of indoor trampoline parks, goes undercover in his own company, to find out whether his fast-growing business is running smoothly. (S5 Ep15/15) [S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 18:00
Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13/13) [S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00
Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1/13) [S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
Comedy game show. It's the penultimate episode of the series, and Liza Tarbuck is the leader of the pack vying to win the Taskmaster trophy. This time: hook, feline and singers! (S6 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30
The Pyjamas: Adam has been staying at Mum and Dad's all week, but with Mum fussing over him so much, he's started behaving like a little boy. And Jim passes his driving test. (S4 Ep4/6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00
The Funeral: It's Uncle Saul's funeral, which means that 'Horrible Grandma' is back, and leaving a trail of broken furniture in her wake. (S4 Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 22:35
Handyman: Jeremy meets his hero - techno musician Russell 'The Orgazoid' - and ends up working as his handyman. (S4 Ep4/6) [S]
Tomorrow 22:35 - 23:05
Holiday: Jeremy has organised a stag weekend. This consists of Mark and Jeremy on a canal boat on the Shropshire Union Canal. Unfortunately, it's cold and there's nothing to do. (S4 Ep5/6) [S]
Tomorrow 23:05 - 23:40
The Travel Writer: Manny is proud of the travel writing festival he's organised, with a guest appearance from charming explorer Jason Hamilton, but Fran soon falls for his charm. (S3 Ep5/6) [S]
Tomorrow 23:40 - 00:15
Party: It's Friday night. Manny and Fran are determined to go out and do something for once but Bernard would rather stay at home, get drunk and ignore his friends. (S3 Ep6/6) [S]
Tuesday 00:15 - 01:05
Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea. Guests are Melanie C, Drifters' star Jessica Knappett, Joe Wilkinson and Tom Allen. (S19 Ep4) [S]
Tuesday 01:05 - 02:00
Comedy game show. It's the penultimate episode of the series, and Liza Tarbuck is the leader of the pack vying to win the Taskmaster trophy. This time: hook, feline and singers! (S6 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:00 - 03:00
Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1/13) [S]
Tuesday 03:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Tuesday 07:05 - 07:30
Welcome to the Bachelor Party: A bombshell about Marty's future leaves Calvin and Tina reeling, and Dave unleashes his wild side at Marty's bachelor party. (S5 Ep12) [S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Welcome to the Last Dance: The Butlers and Johnsons come together to support Marty in the aftermath of a major life change. (S5 Ep13) [S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:25
Butterflies: Malcolm makes an unusual discovery among the aisles. Reese befriends some caterpillars he acquired during his time working with a shady exterminator. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:25 - 08:55
Ida's Dance: Lois is forced to participate in an old religious festival when she visits her mother. Malcolm reluctantly turns to Dewey for help. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:55 - 09:50
Classic American: Best pals Colleen and Naomi bought Classic American in New York together, but their inexperience is pushing their friendship to the edge. Can Gordon help? (S4 Ep2/13) [S]
Tuesday 09:50 - 10:55
Phil and Sue show off Phil's credentials as Stoke-on-Trent's barbecue king. Becci and Ashley host their first ever dinner party. Gary and Simon do fine dining. And everyone serves prawns. [S]
Tuesday 10:55 - 11:55
In Crewe, Natalie and patriotic Tomo host their first-ever dinner party. Socialites Roly and Claire offer an unusual ice cream starter. And is the spice right on Helen and Deepe's night? [S]
Tuesday 11:55 - 13:00
The One with the Groom Hunt: Groom Lee and his brother take off on a tour of Europe, telling bride Becky that if she wants to marry Lee, she has to find him first. [S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00
The Hot Tub One: While bride-to-be Hayley always dreamed of a traditional Jewish celebration, bodylicious Ben would prefer a hot tub wedding. Will Hayley take the plunge? [S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00
Pia hasn't interacted with boys since primary school. Dylan breeds chickens, but his love life is yet to take flight. And TikTok star Jack is looking for a real-world connection. (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00
Jeff Platt, the president and CEO of a chain of indoor trampoline parks, goes undercover in his own company, to find out whether his fast-growing business is running smoothly. (S5 Ep15/15) [S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00
John Hartmann, a former FBI agent and the president and CEO of Chicago-based hardware co-operative True Value, goes incognito among his workforce. (S6 Ep1/13) [S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00
Classic American: Best pals Colleen and Naomi bought Classic American in New York together, but their inexperience is pushing their friendship to the edge. Can Gordon help? (S4 Ep2/13) [S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Down City: Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City, in Providence, Rhode Island. But tough-talking owner Abby refuses to take advice from anyone. (S4 Ep3/13) [S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
Comedy game show. It's the series finale. Tim Vine does a risky impersonation. Liza Tarbuck gifts Alex Horne a messy cake. And one supreme contestant lifts Greg's golden bonce. (S6 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 21:30
For Sale: The boys arrive home to find a 'For Sale' sign in front of the house. How will they stop Mum and Dad from selling the family home? (S4 Ep6/6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:30 - 22:00
The Other Jackie: The award-winning comedy about the Goodman family. Mum and Dad get a hot tub, and Jim brings a date round for a disastrous dinner. (S5 Ep1/6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 22:40
Wedding: It's the big day: Mark is getting married to Sophie. Mark and his best man, Jeremy, set off in the car to the church, with a very hungover Super Hans in the back. (S4 Ep6/6) [S]
Tuesday 22:40 - 23:10
Burgling: Mark (David Mitchell) rediscovers single life after his disastrous wedding to Sophie, and he and Jeremy (Robert Webb) become victims of crime. (S5 Ep1/6) [S]
Tuesday 23:10 - 23:45
The Old Man and the Seat: Rick is furious when he finds out that an alien has invaded his secret toilet facility in an idyllic dimension that Rick built for his own use. (S4 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:45 - 00:15
One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty: Rick and Morty go treasure-hunting in an alien temple, but discover that a heist expert has already snatched the prize. (S4 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:15 - 01:10
Jimmy Carr hosts the topical panel show, with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea and guests Craig Revel Horwood, Alex Jones and comedians Katherine Ryan and Dane Baptiste. (S19 Ep5) [S]
Wednesday 01:10 - 02:05
Comedy game show. It's the series finale. Tim Vine does a risky impersonation. Liza Tarbuck gifts Alex Horne a messy cake. And one supreme contestant lifts Greg's golden bonce. (S6 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:05 - 03:00
Down City: Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City, in Providence, Rhode Island. But tough-talking owner Abby refuses to take advice from anyone. (S4 Ep3/13) [S]
Wednesday 03:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Wednesday 07:05 - 07:30
Welcome to New Beginnings: When a new local business uses Calvin's likeness without his permission, Dave volunteers to mediate on his friend's behalf. (S5 Ep14) [S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:50
Welcome to the Next Big Thing: Calvin and Marty consider starting a new business together. Dave sets up a small library stocked with a self-help book he wrote. (S5 Ep15) [S]
Wednesday 07:50 - 08:25
Motivational Speaker: When Hal takes over for a motivational speaker at a seminar, he discovers that he has a natural talent for the job. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:25 - 08:50
Stilts: Malcolm gets a new job carrying out promotional work atop a pair of stilts. Hal tries to make amends for accidentally blowing the household budget. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:50 - 09:50
Grasshopper Also: In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4/13) [S]
Wednesday 09:50 - 10:55
There are bad table manners, disagreements about gender roles and spoonfuls of criticism - oh, and some British, European and Asian food too - in this episode from Somerset. [S]
Wednesday 10:55 - 11:55
There are Thai classics, revelations, dancing and problematic experimental desserts as three couples compete in and around Bristol. [S]
Wednesday 11:55 - 12:55
The Northern Soul One: Nathan loves music and Stoke-on-Trent, so when bride-to-be Beccie gives him free rein to organise their wedding, he plans Northern Soul nuptials. [S]
Wednesday 12:55 - 14:00
The One with All the Pixies: Sam has £13k to spend on his pixie wedding to his love, Luanne. Will Luanne, who dreams of a traditional service, appreciate his scheme? [S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00
Jake has bags of swagger: is it enough for model Megan? Darryl is the apple of his mum's eye. Does his glamorous date, business student Presilian, think he's a smart investment? (S1 Ep4/6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00
John Hartmann, a former FBI agent and the president and CEO of Chicago-based hardware co-operative True Value, goes incognito among his workforce. (S6 Ep1/13) [S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00
Bill Peduto, the 60th mayor of Pittsburgh, goes incognito among his workforce, to hear from the city's employees and ensure that the changes he's introduced have been effective. (S6 Ep2/13) [S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00
Grasshopper Also: In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4/13) [S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
Davide: In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again? (S4 Ep5/13) [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
Comedy game show. James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Kerry Godliman, Phil Wang and Rhod Gilbert perform pointless tasks involving clothes, construction and baked bean counting. (S7 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 21:30
The Tin of Meat: Mum's friend Val moves in and causes havoc when she finds out that Dad is hiding a tin of 20-year-old meat in his shed. (S5 Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:30 - 22:00
The Surprise: Mum plans her own surprise birthday party, which really backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell. (S5 Ep3/6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 22:40
Spin War: Mark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. (S5 Ep2/6) [S]
Wednesday 22:40 - 23:10
Jeremy Broke: Jeremy runs out of money and hits a downward spiral of hunger, homelessness and criminality, while Mark needs to find a girlfriend before his birthday party. (S5 Ep3/6) [S]
Wednesday 23:10 - 23:40
Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty: Rick promises Morty he can get a new companion: a flying, fire-breathing dragon. Jerry meets a mysterious talking cat. (S4 Ep4/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:40 - 00:15
Rattlestar Ricklactica: While repairing a flat tyre in outer space, Morty suffers a potentially lethal snake bite that leads to a tricky encounter with a snake civilisation. (S4 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:15 - 01:05
Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, joined by team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea, together with Chris Kamara, Tom Davies, James Acaster and Tiff Stevenson. (S19 Ep6) [S]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:05
Comedy game show. James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Kerry Godliman, Phil Wang and Rhod Gilbert perform pointless tasks involving clothes, construction and baked bean counting. (S7 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:05 - 03:00
Davide: In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again? (S4 Ep5/13) [S]
Thursday 03:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Thursday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Thursday 07:05 - 07:30
Welcome to the Jungle: When a mountain lion gets loose in the neighbourhood, the Butlers and Johnsons must shelter together, leading to unexpected revelations. (S5 Ep16) [S]
Thursday 07:30 - 08:00
Welcome to the Milestone: Calvin struggles to find a birthday gift for Tina. Gemma tries to get some VIP tickets, through a connection to actor Jerry O'Connell. (S5 Ep17) [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 08:30
Buseys Take a Hostage: While Dewey helps Francis prepare for a job interview, the Buseys revolt and take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:30 - 09:00
Mrs. Tri-county: The boys secretly enter Lois in a pageant as a joke, but when they overhear the other constants saying she doesn't stand a chance, they plot to help her win. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Cafe Tavolini: In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that's being neglected as the couple who run it teeter on the edge of divorce. (S4 Ep6/13) [S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
In East Anglia, Paul and Jill plan an Indian buffet inspired by their trips abroad. Lovebirds Tom and Bonnie serve a breakfast-themed bonanza. And gym bunnies Neil and Emma get competitive. [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
In East Anglia, Nikki and Clive host their first-ever dinner party, Lloyd and Molly serve up Thai treats, and Pete and Kirsty host with a letter P theme - but is it perfect or painful? [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
The One on a Thai Farm: After a hilltop proposal, hopeless romantic Gavin plans nuptials in Somerset for his fiancée Sophie, with a combined theme of farmyard and Thai. [S]
Thursday 13:00 - 14:00
The One with the Dinosaurs: Elle has her heart set on a classy wedding at Liverpool's iconic Liver Building. But Phil plans a big day to go down in history. [S]
Thursday 14:00 - 15:00
Student Lauren seeks a Northerner 'with a dad bod' who's got some moves. Genevieve is all in pink, while her edgy date Maisie is all in black. Will opposites attract? (S1 Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 16:00
Bill Peduto, the 60th mayor of Pittsburgh, goes incognito among his workforce, to hear from the city's employees and ensure that the changes he's introduced have been effective. (S6 Ep2/13) [S]
Thursday 16:00 - 17:00
Jose Costa is the president of top automotive care franchise Maaco, based in North Carolina. He dons a disguise to meet the staff who keep his firm on the road to success. (S6 Ep3/13) [S]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:00
Cafe Tavolini: In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that's being neglected as the couple who run it teeter on the edge of divorce. (S4 Ep6/13) [S]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
Zeke's: In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left. (S4 Ep8/13) [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
Comedy game show. Five fearless comics continue their Taskmaster battle. Phil Wang makes ogres poignant. Jessica Knappett mimics a foghorn. James Acaster goes round in circles. (S7 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 21:35
Lord Luck: Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up. (S5 Ep4/6) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:35 - 22:05
The Violin: Adam isn't happy when he is forced to play his violin for Mum and her best friend Val, but Jonny is relishing every moment. Dad is obsessed with his old microscope. (S5 Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:05 - 22:40
Jeremy's Mummy: Jeremy's mother comes to visit for a family funeral. Her new boyfriend is a military man who Jeremy deeply resents, and who Mark idolises. (S5 Ep4/6) [S]
Thursday 22:40 - 23:10
Jeremy's Manager: Jeremy and Super Hans get a band manager and play a Christian rock festival. Mark comes along as their roadie and learns how to have sex properly. (S5 Ep5/6) [S]
Thursday 23:10 - 23:40
Never Ricking Morty: Rick and Morty find themselves on a space train that's one big narrative device filled with passengers telling increasingly ridiculous anthology stories. (S4 Ep6/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:40 - 00:05
Promortyus: Rick and Morty find themselves in a fight against face-hugging aliens who just happen to have an M&Ms store. (S4 Ep7/10) [AD,S]
Friday 00:05 - 01:05
Zeke's: In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left. (S4 Ep8/13) [S]
Friday 01:05 - 01:55
Jimmy Carr hosts this festive show with team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea and guests Carrie Fisher, Brad and James from The Vamps, Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson. (S19 Ep7) [S]
Friday 01:55 - 02:55
Comedy game show. Five fearless comics continue their Taskmaster battle. Phil Wang makes ogres poignant. Jessica Knappett mimics a foghorn. James Acaster goes round in circles. (S7 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Friday 02:55 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Friday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Friday 07:05 - 07:30
Welcome to the Future: Calvin and Marty's new business struggles to find financing. Gemma is annoyed when Dave invites his boss to Grover's 13th birthday party. (S5 Ep18) [S]
Friday 07:30 - 08:00
Welcome to the New Do: When her usual stylist isn't available, Gemma decides to use Tina's hairdresser for an important work event. (S5 Ep19) [S]
Friday 08:00 - 08:30
Burning Man: On a family trip to the Burning Man festival, Reese and Lois find creative freedom, Malcolm finds love, and Dewey finds himself doing all the chores. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 08:30 - 09:00
Health Insurance: When Hal forgets to pay his health insurance and can't get it reinstated until after the weekend, he panics, and locks the boys away in their room. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
La Frite: In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners. (S4 Ep9/13) [S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
In Oxfordshire, amateur MC James and Heather offer up French food and a basement rave. Marjie and Matt push the boat out with a Titanic theme. And Tutty and Sonja serve countryside cuisine. [S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
In Oxfordshire, Sherry and Phil put a twist on traditional dishes, Jade and Luke serve up hearty food, and Zahra and Conall plan on perfect presentation. [S]
Friday 12:00 - 13:00
The One on a Caravan Site: Lauren wants to feel unique at her wedding, but her groom plans their nuptials at the same caravan park that Lauren visits every year... [S]
Friday 13:00 - 14:00
The One with Nessie: Calvin the over-enthusiastic groom plans a monster Scottish wedding at Loch Ness for him and his bride-to-be, Leanne. [S]
Friday 14:00 - 15:00
Hungry-for-love teens take their first steps into the land of real-world dating - including a poet, a builder, and a young man with a pet tarantula. (S2 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 16:00
Jose Costa is the president of top automotive care franchise Maaco, based in North Carolina. He dons a disguise to meet the staff who keep his firm on the road to success. (S6 Ep3/13) [S]
Friday 16:00 - 17:00
Gina Rivera is the president of Phenix Salon Suites, which rents boutiques to hairdressers. She goes incognito among her franchisees to see how the company could be improved. (S6 Ep4/13) [S]
Friday 17:00 - 18:00
La Frite: In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners. (S4 Ep9/13) [S]
Friday 18:00 - 19:00
Revisit 1: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants that he helped - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro. Have the owners put his advice to good use? (S4 Ep10/13) [S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
Comedy game show. Taskmaster Greg Davies sets our five intrepid comics more tricky tasks. What really gets Alex Horne's pulse racing? (S7 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 21:35
Wilson: The boys are threatened with no crumble if they don't help to assemble a wooden shelf, while Jim's dog Wilson keeps doing his 'dollops' in Mum and Dad's flowerbed. (S5 Ep6/6) [AD,S]
Friday 21:35 - 22:35
Sarah Millican's stand-up special is a comedy education in: how best to eat a kiwi fruit; trying to lose weight but only losing the tip of your finger; and surprisingly funny smear tests. [S]
Friday 22:35 - 00:40
Harry Hill, David Mitchell, Roisin Conaty, Sophie Willan, Josh Pugh and Fatiha El-Ghorri tackle Jimmy Carr's comprehensive quiz, from Henry VIII to the first meme and lots more in between! [S]
Saturday 00:40 - 01:35
Revisit 1: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants that he helped - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro. Have the owners put his advice to good use? (S4 Ep10/13) [S]
Saturday 01:35 - 02:05
Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson select their favourite bits from the 2014 series for this special compilation show. [S]
Saturday 02:05 - 02:30
Toasted: The guys get in a pickle serving up humiliating tasks as deli waiters, and later they step behind the counter to ask customers to settle a series of silly debates. (S3 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 02:30 - 03:00
Parks & Wreck: The guys get hung out to dry at a hotel pool. And one Joker must pitch an insane proposal to a community board. (S3 Ep27) [S]
Saturday 03:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Saturday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Saturday 07:05 - 07:35
Reese Vs. Stevie: As Reese's simmering dislike for Stevie finally comes to a head, Hal and Dewey attempt to kick their addictions, and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:35 - 08:00
Halloween: On Halloween, Hal is spooked when he learns that the family's house was once the site of a grisly crime. Meanwhile, Lois wants to take Jamie trick-or-treating. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:00 - 08:30
Jessica Stays Over: When Jessica stays with the family for a few days, she shows Malcolm the art of emotional manipulation. Hal fights a rather angry bee. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:30 - 09:00
Secret Boyfriend: While Malcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him, Lois kicks Reese out of the house and says that he can't return until he gets a job. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 09:00 - 09:30
Blackout: Chaos descends when there's a power cut. Malcolm tries to sneak three Dutch girls into the house, Francis tries to steal a stuffed fish. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Saturday 09:30 - 10:00
The Darryl Dawkins Dance: As the school dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from her best friend Lainey. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 10:00 - 10:30
Cowboy Country: New couple Lainey and Barry talk Murray into watching a football match with Lainey's dad Bill, but the two fathers support opposing teams. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Saturday 10:30 - 11:00
Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Saturday 11:00 - 11:30
Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Saturday 11:30 - 12:00
Happy Mom, Happy Life: Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment, but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 12:00 - 13:00
The Snow White One: Ellie has said that she wants no OTT themes or little person jokes in her wedding to Lee, who has dwarfism. So naturally, Lee's planning a Snow White-themed wedding... [S]
Saturday 13:00 - 14:00
The One on Water Skis: Will it be sink or swim when Tommy arranges a wet and wild wedding for his water skiing champion bride Hannah? [S]
Saturday 14:00 - 15:00
Gina Rivera is the president of Phenix Salon Suites, which rents boutiques to hairdressers. She goes incognito among her franchisees to see how the company could be improved. (S6 Ep4/13) [S]
Saturday 15:00 - 16:00
David Seelinger, the chairman and CEO of New Jersey-based EmpireCLS, which provides chauffeured luxury transportation, works among his staff posing as a reality show contestant. (S6 Ep5/13) [S]
Saturday 16:00 - 17:00
Robert Powells, the president of Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, the largest fizzy drink and sweet shop franchise in America, goes incognito among his staff. (S6 Ep6/13) [S]
Saturday 17:00 - 18:00
Rick Forman, founder and CEO of New Jersey-based discount clothing superstore Forman Mills, dons a disguise to go undercover in his workforce, posing as a reality TV contestant. (S6 Ep7/13) [S]
Saturday 18:00 - 19:00
Mill Street Bistro Part 2: In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations. (S6 Ep13/16) [S]
Saturday 19:00 - 20:00
Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep10/16) [S]
Saturday 20:00 - 20:30
The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:30 - 21:00
The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 21:30
The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:30 - 22:00
The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 22:30
The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:30 - 22:55
The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:55 - 23:25
The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:25 - 23:55
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:55 - 00:25
The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:25 - 00:50
The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:50 - 01:20
Promortyus: Rick and Morty find themselves in a fight against face-hugging aliens who just happen to have an M&Ms store. (S4 Ep7/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:20 - 01:50
The Vat of Acid Episode: It's a Rick, Morty and a vat of acid kind of adventure. But will it be worth Morty missing his English class for? (S4 Ep8/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:50 - 02:15
Childrick of Mort: Rick, Morty, Beth, Summer and Jerry share a family vacation kind of galactic adventure. What could possibly go wrong? (S4 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:15 - 02:45
Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri: The season finale is a family adventure with an invisibility belt - but can a family that disappears together, stay together? (S4 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Sunday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Sunday 07:05 - 07:30
Army Buddy: Reese's friend from the army comes to stay. And when Lois gets orthopaedic insoles, Hal worries that she won't need him for support any more. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:30 - 07:55
Malcolm Defends Reese: Malcolm sticks up for Reese after their teacher teases him for being in the same class as his younger brother, Lois tries to shake a clingy neighbour. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:55 - 08:30
Malcolm's Money: While Malcolm tries to get his school's yearbook photographer to take a decent photo, Hal, Lois and Dewey intercept Malcolm's scholarship cheque. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:30 - 08:55
Bride of Ida: With Lois and Hal away on a disastrous trip with Dewey, Ida comes to stay with Malcolm and Reese. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:55 - 09:30
College Recruiters: When Malcolm dodges advances from college recruiters, Hal is happy to step in and be wooed instead. Reese misses a warning sign in his new marriage. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:30 - 09:55
The Lost Boy: Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:55 - 10:30
The Adam Bomb: Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:30 - 10:55
I Drank the Mold: Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:55 - 11:30
La Biblioteca es Libros: Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:30 - 11:55
Just Say No: As the presidential election approaches, Erica's shocked to discover that Beverly always just votes for the same candidate as Murray. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:55 - 13:00
David Seelinger, the chairman and CEO of New Jersey-based EmpireCLS, which provides chauffeured luxury transportation, works among his staff posing as a reality show contestant. (S6 Ep5/13) [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 14:00
Robert Powells, the president of Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, the largest fizzy drink and sweet shop franchise in America, goes incognito among his staff. (S6 Ep6/13) [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 15:00
Rick Forman, founder and CEO of New Jersey-based discount clothing superstore Forman Mills, dons a disguise to go undercover in his workforce, posing as a reality TV contestant. (S6 Ep7/13) [S]
Sunday 15:00 - 16:00
Jessica Herrin, CEO of Stella & Dot, a direct sales company in the jewellery and accessories field with headquarters in San Francisco, goes undercover alongside her employees. (S6 Ep8/13) [S]
Sunday 16:00 - 17:00
The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington to meet restaurateur Rishi, who's oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14/16) [S]
Sunday 17:00 - 18:00
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15/16) [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11/16) [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10/10) [S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1/10) [S]
Sunday 21:00 - 22:00
British Comedy Award-winning Sarah Millican presents her brand of glorious, mumsy filth, recorded live at the Hammersmith Apollo in London. [S]
Sunday 22:00 - 22:35
Mort Dinner Rick Andre: Rick hosts dinner for his ocean-dwelling nemesis, while Morty gets the wine. (S5 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:35 - 23:00
Mortyplicity: The fifth series of the Emmy Award-winning animation. The Smiths suspect they're being hunted. But who's even real? Guest starring Keith David. (S5 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:00 - 23:35
A Rickconvenient Mort: Morty falls in love with an environmental superhero, while Rick and Summer go on an apocalypse bar crawl. Guest starring Steve Buscemi. (S5 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:35 - 00:05
Rickdependence Spray: The fifth series of the Emmy-winning animation. A failed Rick experiment creates monsters that threaten the country. (S5 Ep4/10) [AD,S]
Monday 00:05 - 00:35
Amortycan Grickfitti: Emmy-winning animation. Summer and Morty steal Rick's car to impress a new kid at school. Rick and Jerry have a guys' night from hell. (S5 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Monday 00:35 - 01:05
Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular: In this Thanksgiving episode, Rick and Morty need to get a presidential pardon. Guest starring Timothy Olyphant. (S5 Ep6/10) [AD,S]