Today 15:00 - 16:00
Will it be child's play for Sharon John, CEO of Build-A-Bear Workshop, as she works undercover alongside the employees who custom-make stuffed toy animals in her retail outlets? (S8 Ep1/10) [S]
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Fri May 16
Today 16:00 - 17:00
Down City: Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City, in Providence, Rhode Island. But tough-talking owner Abby refuses to take advice from anyone. (S4 Ep3/13) [S]
Today 17:00 - 18:00
Grasshopper Also: In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4/13) [S]
Today 18:00 - 19:00
Dirty Laundry: Aesha discovers that her experienced new stew may have things to learn in laundry. Captain Jason continues to notice Culver's lack of initiative. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Field Trip: When Marshall witnesses his manager's soft approach in settling with a powerful company, he takes matters into his own hands. Ted takes his class on a trip. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Mystery vs History: Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
The Separation Triangulation: Raj gets into a domestic drama with his new date Nell and her estranged husband. Sheldon rents his old room back from Leonard. (S11 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
The Novelization Correlation: Amy appears on the Professor Proton show. Penny hates the idea that the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 21:30
The Surprise: Mum plans her own surprise birthday party, which really backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell. (S5 Ep3/6) [AD,S]
Today 21:30 - 22:00
Lord Luck: Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up. (S5 Ep4/6) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Flanked by his flunky Alex Horne, Greg Davies returns to remorselessly judge Joanne McNally, John Robins, Nick Mohammed, Sophie Willan and Steve Pemberton. Eggs included. (S17 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 23:35
Think Fast, Father Ted: To raise funds to fix the leaky roof, Ted receives a car from Bishop Brennan to raffle. But, as usual, things go horribly wrong. (S2 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Today 23:35 - 00:05
Tentacles of Doom: With the island's most popular religious knick-knack about to be upgraded to a Class Two relic, Ted must ensure all the priests are on their best behaviour. (S2 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Sat May 17
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05
Nice Girls Finish Last: The new crew finally find their groove. Culver gets too close to a charter guest on a night out and Brittini has to pick up the pieces. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:05 - 01:55
Louis Smith, Tony Law, Alice Levine and Carol Vorderman join host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for this edition of the topical panel game. (S13 Ep6) [S]
Tomorrow 01:55 - 02:20
Sucks for You: The Jokers bus their way through Katz's Deli, then express some unpopular opinions at the park. (S8 Ep13) [S]
Tomorrow 02:20 - 02:45
It's Electric: The guys pitch their whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups. The loser heads to the spa for an electrifying punishment that's been two years in the making. (S8 Ep24) [S]
Tomorrow 02:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Tomorrow 07:05 - 07:30
A Seat at the Table: With a little help from Louis, Jessica lands her dream job as a private school dean. (S6 Ep11) [S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 08:00
The Magic Motor Inn: Eddie convinces Evan that coaching from a former classmate is what he needs to win the state spelling bee. (S6 Ep12) [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30
Mommy and Me: Jessica finds herself overwhelmed by a heartbroken Evan who wants to spend more time with her. Emery announces his newfound veganism. (S6 Ep13) [S]
Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00
Family Van: When the Huang family van takes a turn for the worse, Jessica and Louis each process the loss in their own way. Meanwhile, the boys sneak off on a road trip. (S6 Ep14) [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30
Commencement: Jessica grapples with her vision of the future as the boys realise what their own goals are. (S6 Ep15) [S]
Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00
The Exploding Meatball Sub: Marshall's decision to quit his job at the bank and take a volunteer position at an environmental organisation affects the whole gang. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30
Hopeless: Barney is determined to show his dad that it was a mistake to have given up his former life of wild partying, drinking and sleeping around. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00
The Perfect Cocktail: Marshall and Barney fall out over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel so Robin and Lily create a super cocktail that will force them to make up. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30
Landmarks: Robin makes her opinion known when Ted is called as a witness as the Landmark Preservation Council meets to decide on the fate of the Arcadian Hotel. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00
Challenge Accepted: Robin and Barney bond as they try to prevent Ted getting back together with Zoey. Marshall and Lily get food poisoning. Ted serves as best man at a wedding. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00
The One on a Cruise Ship: Will Mark's theatrical wedding on a cruise ship win rave reviews, or will it be curtains? (S11 Ep3) [S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00
The One with the Tank: Jason plans a military wedding for bride-to-be Sacha. Will she sign up to his plans? (S11 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00
Will it be child's play for Sharon John, CEO of Build-A-Bear Workshop, as she works undercover alongside the employees who custom-make stuffed toy animals in her retail outlets? (S8 Ep1/10) [S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 16:00
Karen Freeman-Wilson, the mayor of Gary in Indiana, goes incognito among the city's workforce and meets a sanitation plant operator, a firefighter and a police officer. (S8 Ep2/10) [S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 17:00
Greg Scott, the CEO of clothing retailer New York & Company, goes undercover among his own employees, seeking ways to keep the business in vogue and increase profitability. (S8 Ep3/10) [S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 18:00
Renee Maloney, the co-founder of art class studio business Painting with a Twist, goes undercover in her organisation to make sure that her projections of growth are possible. (S8 Ep4/10) [S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00
Cafe Tavolini: In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that's being neglected as the couple who run it teeter on the edge of divorce. (S4 Ep6/13) [S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 20:00
Zeke's: In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left. (S4 Ep8/13) [S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
The Proton Regeneration: Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton as they compete for the role of the new Professor Proton when the TV series has a reboot. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, but Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30
The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:30 - 21:55
The Bitcoin Entanglement: Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:55 - 22:25
The Confidence Erosion: Sheldon and Amy try to use maths to make their wedding planning less stressful. Raj falls out with Howard. (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:25 - 22:55
The Celebration Reverberation: Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley. Leonard is stressed by a Christmas letter from his brother. (S11 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:55 - 23:25
The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends, to work out who should be best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:25 - 23:55
The Solo Oscillation: Amy and Leonard bond over some experiments. Bert replaces Howard in his band. Penny gives Sheldon unexpected scientific inspiration. (S11 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:55 - 00:25
The Separation Triangulation: Raj gets into a domestic drama with his new date Nell and her estranged husband. Sheldon rents his old room back from Leonard. (S11 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sun May 18
Sunday 00:25 - 00:55
The Novelization Correlation: Amy appears on the Professor Proton show. Penny hates the idea that the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:55 - 01:25
Rickmancing the Stone: Rick takes Morty and Summer on a jaunt to a Mad Max-style universe where he tries to steal a green crystal from a group of scavengers. (S3 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:25 - 01:55
Pickle Rick: Rick turns himself into a pickle in one of his crazy experiments, while Beth, Summer and Morty attend family therapy sessions prompted by the school. (S3 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:55 - 02:20
Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender: Rick and Morty are summoned by superhero team the Vindicators to thwart the plans of their arch-nemesis Worldender. (S3 Ep4/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:20 - 02:50
The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy: Rick takes Jerry on an adventure to a resort where everyone's immortal and Jerry meets some of Rick's vengeful old acquaintances. (S3 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:50 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Sunday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Sunday 07:05 - 07:30
Bowling: While Dewey is grounded, Malcolm and Reese go bowling. Their trip is seen through two realities: one where Hal chaperones the boys, and one where Lois does. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:30 - 08:00
Malcolm vs. Reese: Francis forces Malcolm and Reese to compete to win a ticket to a wrestling match. And Dewey loses Craig's cat while Craig is away at a comic book convention. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:00 - 08:30
Mini-Bike: The boys try to convince Lois to let them have a minibike. Hal attends a father-son weekend at Marlin Academy. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:30 - 09:00
Carnival: When Malcolm, Reese, Dewey and Stevie sneak out to a county fair, they get locked inside after hours with a drunk and belligerent security guard. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
Evacuation: Hal inadvertently causes a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighbourhood evacuation. Malcolm deals with being grounded in an emergency shelter. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
The Best Man: While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding. Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
The Naked Truth: Marshall lands his dream job but worries that his past indiscretions will cost him the role. Ted can't decide who to bring to the Architects' Ball. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
Ducky Tie: Ted tries to make amends with an ex because he cheated on her during their relationship. Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that has an embarrassing forfeit. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:30
Field Trip: When Marshall witnesses his manager's soft approach in settling with a powerful company, he takes matters into his own hands. Ted takes his class on a trip. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:30 - 12:00
Mystery vs History: Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:00 - 13:00
Karen Freeman-Wilson, the mayor of Gary in Indiana, goes incognito among the city's workforce and meets a sanitation plant operator, a firefighter and a police officer. (S8 Ep2/10) [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 14:00
Greg Scott, the CEO of clothing retailer New York & Company, goes undercover among his own employees, seeking ways to keep the business in vogue and increase profitability. (S8 Ep3/10) [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 15:00
Renee Maloney, the co-founder of art class studio business Painting with a Twist, goes undercover in her organisation to make sure that her projections of growth are possible. (S8 Ep4/10) [S]
Sunday 15:00 - 16:00
La Frite: In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners. (S4 Ep9/13) [S]
Sunday 16:00 - 17:00
Revisit 1: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S4 Ep10/13) [S]
Sunday 17:00 - 18:00
Café Kingston: In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. (S4 Ep11/13) [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
Capri: Gordon's in Eagle Rock, California, to help Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12/13) [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
Revisit 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction (formerly Flamangos) and Bazzini - to check in with the owners. Is he pleased with their progress? (S4 Ep13/13) [S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Fatiha El-Ghorri has concerns about aggressive waterfowl, while Rosie Ramsey goes flying, but it's Mathew Baynton crawling through a corridor that causes the largest commotion. (S19 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 23:00
Jimmy Carr quizzes Richard Ayoade, Roisin Conaty, Joanne McNally, Rob Beckett, Rosie Jones and Mawaan Rizwan on everything from Ringo Starr to Lynx deodorant and a bomb-defusing dog. [S]
Sunday 23:00 - 00:00
Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show. Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble and Donna and Verona go up against Katherine Ryan, Dr Ranj Singh and Sara Barron. (S22 Ep8) [S]
Mon May 19
Monday 00:00 - 00:30
Rest and Ricklaxation: After a stressful adventure, Rick and Morty visit a spa and try out a treatment that removes their toxins. But the toxins take on a life of their own. (S3 Ep6/10) [AD,S]
Monday 00:30 - 01:00
The Ricklantis Mixup: Rick and Morty have an amazing adventure in Atlantis, and the Citadel of Ricks prepares for its first democratic presidential election. (S3 Ep7/10) [AD,S]
Monday 01:00 - 01:30
Morty's Mind Blowers: Rick shows Morty a room filled with disturbing memories that Morty had begged him to erase from his mind. (S3 Ep8/10) [AD,S]
Monday 01:30 - 02:00
The ABCs of Beth: Rick and Beth visit Froopyland, an imaginary world that Rick created for Beth during her childhood. Jerry dates an alien warrior priestess. (S3 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Monday 02:00 - 02:30
The Rickchurian Mortydate: Rick and Morty fall out with the president when he asks them to tackle a monster that's roaming the tunnels under the White House. (S3 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Monday 02:30 - 03:00
Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat: Rick and Morty encounter strange crystals that can show whoever possesses them all the possible ways in which they could die. (S4 Ep1/10) [AD,S]
Monday 03:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Monday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Monday 07:05 - 07:30
A Seat at the Table: With a little help from Louis, Jessica lands her dream job as a private school dean. (S6 Ep11) [S]
Monday 07:30 - 08:00
The Magic Motor Inn: Eddie convinces Evan that coaching from a former classmate is what he needs to win the state spelling bee. (S6 Ep12) [S]
Monday 08:00 - 08:30
The Grandparents: While Lois's disapproving parents pay a visit, Francis's plans to party at Mardi Gras are derailed by food poisoning. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Monday 08:30 - 09:00
Traffic Ticket: Lois disputes a police officer's claim that she was driving recklessly, and orders Francis to pay off $750 in parking tickets he racked up under her name. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Davide: In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again? (S4 Ep5/13) [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
In Brighton, Geoff and Paula aim for class but end up with a catastrophe. Richard and Jade try to deliver a night of fine dining, while Bonny and Dave have a nightmare with their main. [S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
In Manchester, Michelle and Laura's hearty menu takes on Rob and Emma's 'proper' party food, and Lorenzo and Katie's Italian feast, in a week featuring language confusion and a techno rave. [S]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
The One with All the Heavy Metal: Heavy metal rocker Martyn is tasked with planning a fairy tale wedding for his bossy bride Terri. But can he let go of his dream of a metalhead wedding? [S]
Monday 13:00 - 14:00
The One in Magaluf: After a disappointing proposal, bride Jemma wants a majestic big day. So groom Noel throws a party-themed wedding in Magaluf, complete with kebabs and pole dancing. [S]
Monday 14:00 - 15:00
Jeff Dudan, the CEO of environmental services company AdvantaClean, goes incognito among his staff to ensure that his franchise owners are following his template for success. (S8 Ep5/10) [S]
Monday 15:00 - 16:00
John Fuller, CEO of The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, goes undercover to check on his shops' efficiency. Six years earlier, he did the same thing as CEO of diner chain Johnny Rockets. (S8 Ep6/10) [S]
Monday 16:00 - 17:00
Davide: In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again? (S4 Ep5/13) [S]
Monday 17:00 - 18:00
Cafe Tavolini: In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that's being neglected as the couple who run it teeter on the edge of divorce. (S4 Ep6/13) [S]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Drink Like No One's Watching: Culver breaks Captain's one big rule. On the final night out, everything comes to a head before the crew say their final goodbyes. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Noretta: The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
The Slutty Pumpkin Returns: Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
The Neonatal Nomenclature: Bernadette's friends try various tactics to help her go into labour. (S11 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
The Athenaeum Allocation: Leonard jumps through hoops to secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Howard and Bernadette face a big decision. (S11 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Freddie Flintoff take on guest captain Bill Bailey and Roisin Conaty. Rob Beckett joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep12) [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Nick Mohammed sheathes a water bottle with a sock, Sophie Willan attempts to take flight, and John Robins puts his faith in honey, as Taskmaster Greg Davies sits in judgement. (S17 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Monday 23:00 - 23:35
The Old Grey Whistle Theft: The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island? (S2 Ep4/10) [AD,S]
Monday 23:35 - 00:05
A Song for Europe: Ted and Dougal decide to enter the Eurosong contest. With inspired lyrics, a jaunty tune and the right attitude, they stand a good chance. Don't they? (S2 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Tue May 20
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:30
Brand new series - The Rock: As winter creeps closer, the participants are forced to shift strategies and adapt. And rough waters make fishing dangerous for some. (S7 Ep5/12) [S]
Tuesday 01:30 - 02:15
Host Jimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Lorraine Pascale and Henning Wehn. (S13 Ep7) [S]
Tuesday 02:15 - 02:45
Drawing a Blank: The Jokers pose as newspaper reporters trying to get reactions to a fictional news story. The loser goes to a bookstore to read an excerpt from his fake new book. (S1 Ep5) [S]
Tuesday 02:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Tuesday 07:05 - 07:30
Mommy and Me: Jessica finds herself overwhelmed by a heartbroken Evan who wants to spend more time with her. Emery announces his newfound veganism. (S6 Ep13) [S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 08:00
Family Van: When the Huang family van takes a turn for the worse, Jessica and Louis each process the loss in their own way. Meanwhile, the boys sneak off on a road trip. (S6 Ep14) [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30
Surgery: Malcolm is hospitalised for an appendicectomy. Francis stages a hunger strike at Marlin Academy. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00
Reese Cooks: Reese discovers a talent for cooking, Malcolm tries to convince a Krelboyne classmate not to have a party, and Francis is forced to write a term paper. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Zeke's: In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left. (S4 Ep8/13) [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
In Greater Manchester, Colette and Richard host a glitz and glam evening, while Kim and Sean serve up some surprises. But can Thai boxer Candy and fighter Michael deliver a knockout menu? [S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
In Birmingham, there's wrestling, a pasta disaster, party games and a sandy starter as Talisa and Luke, Kelly and Rob, and Denise and Peter compete to host the best dinner party. [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00
The Woodland Fairy Tale One: Chris wants a fairy tale wedding to show the mother of his kids how much she means. Corrine is more concerned about being eight months pregnant on her big day. [S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00
The Wrestling One: Becky's desperate for a classic, stylish wedding. Enter pro wrestler Mike, who's looking to make sure that the wedding bands aren't the only rings at the ceremony. [S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00
John Fuller, CEO of The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, goes undercover to check on his shops' efficiency. Six years earlier, he did the same thing as CEO of diner chain Johnny Rockets. (S8 Ep6/10) [S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00
Mike Roper, the president and CEO of quick-service Tex-Mex restaurant chain Taco Bueno, disguises himself to work among his staff and gain insight before growing the business. (S8 Ep7/10) [S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00
Zeke's: In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left. (S4 Ep8/13) [S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00
La Frite: In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners. (S4 Ep9/13) [S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Grasshopper Also: In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4/13) [S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Disaster Averted: Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Rebound Girl: Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
The Gates Excitation: The guys do everything in their power to meet Bill Gates when his firm has dealings with the pharmaceutical company Penny works for. (S11 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Tenant Disassociation: Leonard competes with Sheldon to become president of the tenants' association. Howard and Raj find a drone in the back garden. (S11 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Liza Tarbuck take on Sarah Millican and Romesh Ranganathan. Phill Jupitus joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep13) [S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
Will Steve Pemberton's no-vowels gamble pay off? What does Nick Mohammed think is going to happen to those eggs? And why is Joanne McNally sniffing Little Alex Horne's beard? (S17 Ep3/10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 23:35
Rock-a-Hula Ted: A feminist protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is about to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with his clash of convictions? (S2 Ep7/10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:35 - 00:05
Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading: Easter is fast approaching, so Ted decides to get on with the important business of working out what to sacrifice for Lent. (S2 Ep8/10) [AD,S]
Wed May 21
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:30
Brand new series - The Musk Ox: Winter moves in, bringing with it new opportunities for those who are prepared, and new threats for those who aren't. (S7 Ep6/12) [S]
Wednesday 01:30 - 02:15
Melanie C, Tess Daly, Joe Wilkinson and Andrew Maxwell join host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for another edition of the topical panel game. (S13 Ep8) [S]
Wednesday 02:15 - 02:45
Panty Raid: The guys act as professional masseurs offering free head and neck massages. The loser must go up to a stranger's laundry basket in a laundrette and take underwear. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Wednesday 07:05 - 07:30
Commencement: Jessica grapples with her vision of the future as the boys realise what their own goals are. (S6 Ep15) [S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
Pilot: Cedric the Entertainer and Max Greenfield star in a comedy about a friendly guy from the Midwest who moves his family to an LA neighbourhood. (S1 Ep1) [S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:25
Tutoring Reese: While Malcolm tries to help Reese improve his school grades, Francis gets exiled to a friend's house after defying Lois's order to patch the roof. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:25 - 08:55
Bowling: While Dewey is grounded, Malcolm and Reese go bowling. Their trip is seen through two realities: one where Hal chaperones the boys, and one where Lois does. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:55 - 09:55
Revisit 1: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S4 Ep10/13) [S]
Wednesday 09:55 - 10:55
In Birmingham, there's exotic food, pole dancing and mobility scooter racing in the rain, as three rival couples put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Wednesday 10:55 - 12:00
There's unimpressive beef, Korean chicken on a crumpet, hot tub fanciness and a shocking revelation in Yorkshire, as indie kids Jonnie and Lucy take on Clare and Matt, and Net and Bob. [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00
The Ultimate Geek One: Although they've only been together for a few months, space cadet Anthony aims to complete mission improbable and give Holly a wedding that is out of this world. [S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00
The Top 10 One: Dodgy dresses. Tears. Tantrums. Scott Mills counts down Don't Tell the Bride's 10 best-ever episodes, as voted for by viewers. [S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00
Mike Roper, the president and CEO of quick-service Tex-Mex restaurant chain Taco Bueno, disguises himself to work among his staff and gain insight before growing the business. (S8 Ep7/10) [S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00
John Carona, CEO of property management company Associa, goes undercover in his own organisation to see first-hand how his employees are dealing with recent changes at the firm. (S8 Ep8/10) [S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00
Revisit 1: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S4 Ep10/13) [S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00
Café Kingston: In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. (S4 Ep11/13) [S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
Leone's: Rose built her Italian restaurant in New Jersey into a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. Can Gordon save it? (S5 Ep2/17) [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
The Reclusive Potential: A brilliant scientist invites Sheldon to his isolated cabin, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. (S11 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Comet Polarization: Sheldon isn't pleased by the comic book shop's new-found popularity. Raj tries to take the credit for Penny's astronomical discovery. (S11 Ep21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. Alex Horne and The Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep16) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05
The contestants are forced to wrangle wild animals, with unpleasant results for Steve Pemberton and Sophie Willan. Plus: pickled onions, and a controversial cardboard tube. (S17 Ep4/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 23:40
New Jack City: Ted and Dougal attempt to rescue Father Jack from the notorious St Clabbert's Old Priests' Home, where he has been sent for treatment for his hairy hands. (S2 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:40 - 00:10
Flight into Terror: Flying back from a visit to a particularly holy shrine, the three priests find themselves in mortal danger when Dougal does something really, really stupid. (S2 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Thu May 22
Thursday 00:10 - 01:35
Brand new series - Snared: As exhaustion sets in, predators continue harassing the participants. Someone is forced to make a hard decision when an unexpected catch turns up. (S7 Ep7/12) [S,W]
Thursday 01:35 - 02:20
Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for an edition of the topical panel game. (S13 Ep9) [S,W]
Thursday 02:20 - 02:50
Out of TP: The guys pose as language instructors offering free one-on-one lessons to prospective students. Then they must - without talking - get strangers to dance with them. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S,W]
Thursday 02:50 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Thursday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Thursday 07:05 - 07:30
Welcome to the Repipe: When a water pipe bursts at the Johnsons', Calvin reluctantly agrees to help Dave repair it. Gemma discovers a secret about her neighbour. (S1 Ep2) [S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
Welcome to the Spare Key: Dave gives Calvin a spare key in case of an emergency, and is pleasantly surprised when the gesture is reciprocated - or so he thinks. (S1 Ep3) [S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:25
Malcolm vs. Reese: Francis forces Malcolm and Reese to compete to win a ticket to a wrestling match. And Dewey loses Craig's cat while Craig is away at a comic book convention. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:25 - 08:55
Mini-Bike: The boys try to convince Lois to let them have a minibike. Hal attends a father-son weekend at Marlin Academy. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:55 - 09:55
Capri: Gordon's in Eagle Rock, California, to help Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12/13) [S]
Thursday 09:55 - 11:00
In Yorkshire, there's plenty of banter, a Sheffield dessert and a saxophone-accompanied rap that leaves everyone speechless, as three couples put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
In Cardiff, newly-weds Laura and Sean host a Hawaiian feast featuring fruity surprises. Keith and Lesley-Ann prepare some posh nosh. And Rachel and Lee's lamb curry proves controversial. [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
The One Underwater: Ian must plan a wedding for part-tomboy, part-Gypsy princess Hayley. For her the more bling the better, but wetsuits may stand in the way of Hayley's perfect wedding... [S]
Thursday 13:00 - 14:00
The One with the Wannabe DJ Groom: Bride Ellis has dreamed her whole life of a quiet church wedding. Luke decides to plan a rave-inspired do... [S]
Thursday 14:00 - 15:00
John Carona, CEO of property management company Associa, goes undercover in his own organisation to see first-hand how his employees are dealing with recent changes at the firm. (S8 Ep8/10) [S]
Thursday 15:00 - 16:00
Country music artist Darius Rucker goes undercover at an open mic night, as a roadie and a busker, in a bid to find fresh songwriting and performing talent. (S8 Ep9/10) [S]
Thursday 16:00 - 17:00
Capri: Gordon's in Eagle Rock, California, to help Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12/13) [S]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:00
Revisit 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction (formerly Flamangos) and Bazzini - to check in with the owners. Is he pleased with their progress? (S4 Ep13/13) [S]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
The Burger Kitchen Part 1: In the first half of a two-part Nightmare, Gordon tries to save a burger joint in LA, run by a dysfunctional family in a state of constant conflict. (S5 Ep3/17) [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Trilogy Time: When Barney and Quinn start living together, Barney's reluctance to throw out any of his old possessions makes the gang doubt his faith in the relationship. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Good Crazy: Despite feigning indifference, Barney is plagued by jealousy as a result of his girlfriend Quinn's job as a stripper and he tries to persuade her to switch careers. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
The Monetary Insufficiency: Sheldon goes to Las Vegas to try to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy shopping for a wedding dress. (S11 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
The Sibling Realignment: When Sheldon finds out that his mum won't come to his wedding unless he invites his brother Georgie, he and Leonard head to Texas. (S11 Ep23) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game as Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep17) [S,W]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
Steve Pemberton experiments with G-force, Sophie Willan splatters a human pigeon and Joanne McNally rocks a traffic cone. In other news, Nick Mohammed gets trapped under a bed. (S17 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 23:40
Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep: Ted is so confident of Chris the Sheep's performance at the annual sheep trials that he bets the entire yearly heating allowance on the beast to win. (S3 Ep2/8) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:40 - 00:10
Speed 3: Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's milkman, is sacked, so Dougal takes over the round. When Pat plants a bomb on the float for revenge, Ted must keep his nerve to save Dougal. (S3 Ep3/8) [AD,S]
Fri May 23
Friday 00:10 - 01:35
Brand new series - Up in Smoke: 40 days in, everyone is feeling the cracks in their health and will. Someone scrambles to keep their shot at $1,000,000 from going up in smoke. (S7 Ep8/12) [S]
Friday 01:35 - 02:20
The concluding part of the compilation show of the best bits from 2012. With host Jimmy Carr, team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and an array of celebrity guests. [S]
Friday 02:20 - 02:50
Who Arted: The guys work at a bakery, sampling people's cakes. The loser is ushered into an art gallery where it is revealed that he is the featured artist. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 02:50 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Friday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Friday 07:05 - 07:30
Welcome to the Housewarming: Dave and Gemma invite the Butlers to their housewarming party. Everyone but Calvin accepts, so Dave decides he's had enough of him. (S1 Ep4) [S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
Welcome to Game Night: Unexpected revelations are on the cards during the Johnsons' first game night together with the Butlers. (S1 Ep5) [S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:25
Carnival: When Malcolm, Reese, Dewey and Stevie sneak out to a county fair, they get locked inside after hours with a drunk and belligerent security guard. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 08:25 - 08:55
Evacuation: Hal inadvertently causes a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighbourhood evacuation. Malcolm deals with being grounded in an emergency shelter. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 08:55 - 09:55
Blackberry's: Gordon visits New Jersey to save floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's. Owner Shelley doesn't want to hear his advice, but then Gordon finds a dead mouse. (S5 Ep1/17) [S]
Friday 09:55 - 10:55
In Cardiff, first-timers Abi and Jake plan an American menu, while vegans Ashleigh and Jack serve plant-based fare. But can seasoned hosts Karen and James show the youngsters how it's done? [S]
Friday 10:55 - 12:00
In Nottingham, there's belching, balloon bursting, gargling games and 'slimy' food, as three couples put their hosting skills to the test. [S,W]
Friday 12:00 - 13:00
The Scouse-Ghanaian One: Bride-to-be Melissa wants her wedding day to take her back to her Irish roots, but Scouser Terry wants to include his own Ghanaian heritage in a big home-town bash [S]
Friday 13:00 - 14:00
The One on Top of a Mountain: Richard's gambling everything on a Welsh mountain-top wedding for his bride Jody, but even his best man is unsure about his plans. [S]
Friday 14:00 - 15:00
Country music artist Darius Rucker goes undercover at an open mic night, as a roadie and a busker, in a bid to find fresh songwriting and performing talent. (S8 Ep9/10) [S]
Friday 15:00 - 16:00
Restaurateur Marcus Samuelsson dons a disguise to work incognito in a teaching kitchen, a food truck and a culinary institute, searching for undiscovered chefs to mentor. (S8 Ep10/10) [S]
Friday 16:00 - 17:00
Blackberry's: Gordon visits New Jersey to save floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's. Owner Shelley doesn't want to hear his advice, but then Gordon finds a dead mouse. (S5 Ep1/17) [S]
Friday 17:00 - 18:00
Leone's: Rose built her Italian restaurant in New Jersey into a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. Can Gordon save it? (S5 Ep2/17) [S]
Friday 18:00 - 19:00
The Burger Kitchen Part 2: In the second half of a two-part Nightmare in LA, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4/17) [S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
The Magician's Code Part 1: Lily goes into labour while Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, so Ted and Robin try to distract her from her painful contractions. (S7 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
The Magician's Code Part 2: Barney and Quinn take their first holiday together but get in trouble with airport security. Ted gets in touch with his ex-girlfriend Victoria. (S7 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
The Bow Tie Asymmetry: Everyone is focused on making sure that the arrangements for Amy and Sheldon's big day go according to plan - except the bride and groom. (S11 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
The Conjugal Configuration: Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground, while Penny and Leonard discover that they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents. (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 21:30
The Violin: Adam isn't happy when he is forced to play his violin for Mum and her best friend Val, but Jonny is relishing every moment. Dad is obsessed with his old microscope. (S5 Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Friday 21:30 - 22:00
Wilson: The boys are threatened with no crumble if they don't help to assemble a wooden shelf, while Jim's dog Wilson keeps doing his 'dollops' in Mum and Dad's flowerbed. (S5 Ep6/6) [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:05
As the bonce-battle intensifies, Steve Pemberton delivers a timely message of peace. Meanwhile, Joanne McNally invents a catchphrase, and John Robins gets creative with beans. (S17 Ep6/10) [AD,S]
Friday 23:05 - 23:40
The Mainland: Trips to the mainland always lead to trouble, so Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. What will go wrong this time? With Richard Wilson and Graham Norton. (S3 Ep4/8) [AD,S]
Friday 23:40 - 00:10
Escape from Victory: At the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island, Ted realises Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win. (S3 Ep5/8) [AD,S]
Sat May 24
Saturday 00:10 - 01:10
Leone's: Rose built her Italian restaurant in New Jersey into a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. Can Gordon save it? (S5 Ep2/17) [S]