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Today 07:05 - 07:30

Hal's Christmas Gift: With money tight over the holidays, Lois declares a 'handmade' Christmas, and Hal panics when his gifts don't measure up to the ones his sons make. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 07:30 - 08:00

Hal Sleepwalks: Reese takes full advantage of his discovery that Hal becomes highly suggestible when he sleepwalks. Dewey tries to keep two of the Buseys from being humiliated. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 08:00 - 08:30

Chestnut Gardens: When Matthew Chestnut returns to Cattleman's Ranch, everyone but Louis agrees that he's a bad influence. (S6 Ep6) [S]

Today 08:30 - 09:00

Practicum?!: When Evan starts to behave more like a typical eighth-grader, Jessica worries that his future as doctor-president may be in danger. (S6 Ep7) [S]

Today 09:00 - 09:30

The Chaperones: Mel and Joe volunteer to chaperone Ryder's school dance, but get themselves kicked out for bad behaviour. Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella. (S4 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Today 09:30 - 10:00

I'll Cut You: Mel takes Joe's side when he's involved in a hit-and-run accident, until she discovers the other driver is her hairdresser. Ryder tries to win Stella back. (S4 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Today 10:00 - 10:30

Goodbye Kitty: Stevie goes into shock when he's told that his parents are getting divorced. Reese gets caught up in a diary's steamy entries, unaware that it belongs to Lois. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 10:30 - 11:00

Thanksgiving: As Thanksgiving approaches, Malcolm catches the eye of a girl from school, Reese prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving meal, and Francis and Piama consider divorce. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 11:00 - 11:30

Legendaddy: Barney's dad Jerome shows up. Barney is disappointed that his father is more ordinary than he expected and refuses to have any more to do with him. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 11:30 - 12:00

The Exploding Meatball Sub: Marshall's decision to quit his job at the bank and take a volunteer position at an environmental organisation affects the whole gang. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Today 12:00 - 12:30

Richard Ayoade stretches the description of the mini break to the limit as he heads to the United Arab Emirates for a luxury bonanza with comedian Johnny Vegas. (S3 Ep3/4) [AD,S]

Today 12:30 - 13:00

Richard Ayoade heads to super-cool Berlin with comedian Roisin Conaty, taking in the city's famed nightlife, Checkpoint Charlie, fancy food, and a replica Cold War apartment. (S3 Ep4/4) [AD,S]

Today 13:00 - 14:00

Patsy Palmer runs us through some of her favourite moments from DTTB. There's drama galore, stacks of romance, and a fair few tears... [S]

Today 14:00 - 15:00

American football star Deion Sanders goes undercover, disguised as a businessman who hopes to start a youth football programme, to meet inspiring sports coaches and deserving fans. (S9 Ep2) [S]

Today 15:00 - 16:00

Singer-songwriter, actor and author Jewel dons a disguise as an event planner to go undercover and meet talented musicians and artists who are struggling to get their big break. (S9 Ep3) [S]

Today 16:00 - 17:00

The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington to meet restaurateur Rishi, who's oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14/16) [S]

Today 17:00 - 18:00

Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15/16) [S]

Today 18:00 - 19:00

Skeletons in the Cabin: The chef and chief stew have an icy standoff, the guests pile pressure on the crew, and Captain Sandy has a shocking career first. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 20:00

John Kearns blunts the business end of a sausage, Fern Brady struggles with a raspberry, and can Sarah Millican find a novel use for a ping-pong ball? Edited for language. (S14 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon: Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. Alex Horne and The Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep16) [S]

Today 22:00 - 23:00

Comedy game show. Alex Horne devours a clutch of surprising chocolate eggs as Greg Davies sets tricky challenges for five willing comics. Plus: Tim Vine's big toe bobble hat. (S6 Ep8/10) [AD,S]

Today 23:00 - 23:35

Rickmancing the Stone: Rick takes Morty and Summer on a jaunt to a Mad Max-style universe where he tries to steal a green crystal from a group of scavengers. (S3 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Today 23:35 - 00:05

Pickle Rick: Rick turns himself into a pickle in one of his crazy experiments, while Beth, Summer and Morty attend family therapy sessions prompted by the school. (S3 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05

Glen tackles Jack's inking, Sketch rids Ben of a silly spooning tattoo, Alice waves her magic wand for Kamila, and Jay fixes Matt's backside-based chat-up line. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and David Mitchell. Nick Helm joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S9 Ep5/5) [S]

Tomorrow 02:10 - 02:35

Slide Effect: When the gang signs up for hobbies that Eddie thinks are lame, he begins to think he needs cooler friends. (S4 Ep9) [S]

Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:00

Do You Hear What I Hear?: As head of the Christmas committee, Jessica threatens to cut the neighbourhood carol singing this year due to last year's rocky performance. (S4 Ep10) [S]

Tomorrow 03:00 - 06:00

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Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:05

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Tomorrow 07:05 - 07:30

Lois Battles Jamie: Trying to win a battle of wills with Jamie, Lois brings Francis home to help her remember how she conquered him when he was a baby. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:30 - 08:00

Malcolm's Car: When Malcolm buys an old car, it quickly takes over his life. Meanwhile, Hal discovers he has a talent for hair styling. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30

TMI: Too Much Integrity: The Huang parents make big changes in the lives of their friends and family. (S6 Ep8) [S]

Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00

Lou Wants to Be a Millionaire: Louis fantasises about passing the Cattleman's Ranch torch to Eddie. Jessica is still struggling to get on board with Emery's new acting hobby. (S6 Ep9) [S]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

Catch & Release: Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

Born to Run: Mel's father comes to town to help Mel announce her candidacy for the State Senate. Ryder tries to find a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club project. (S4 Ep13/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

Malcolm Films Reese: Malcolm's teacher forces him to secretly record Reese as he divulges his secrets. Francis strikes back after a critic writes a scathing review about the hotel. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

Malcolm's Job: Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store she works at, and Hal and some other fathers start betting on their babies. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30

Hopeless: Barney is determined to show his dad that it was a mistake to have given up his former life of wild partying, drinking and sleeping around. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00

The Perfect Cocktail: Marshall and Barney fall out over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel so Robin and Lily create a super cocktail that will force them to make up. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00

Travel Man Joe Lycett whisks Bill Bailey off to Iceland, for al fresco bathing, volcanoes, Northern Lights, husky sledding and snowflake bread. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00

We take a trip down memory lane and review some of DTTB's messiest weddings ever, giving the brides the chance to have their say on how their grooms did. Are our happy couples still happy? [S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00

Singer-songwriter, actor and author Jewel dons a disguise as an event planner to go undercover and meet talented musicians and artists who are struggling to get their big break. (S9 Ep3) [S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 16:00

Stephanie McMahon, former women's champion and current chief brand officer of the WWE, goes undercover to meet aspiring wrestlers and fans and help make their dreams a reality. (S9 Ep4) [S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 17:00

Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep16/16) [S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 18:00

Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep1/10) [S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00

Break-Ups and Shake-Ups: Captain Sandy makes a big decision that impacts the deck team, and the crew have an eventful night out at the end of the second charter. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 20:00

After nine tense episodes, it's time for the glorious grand final, featuring grapes, ducks and moon boots. Who will walk away with Greg Davies' golden head? Edited for language. (S14 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius: Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30

Friendface: Jen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past, while Moss asserts his masculinity. (S3 Ep5/6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00

Calendar Geeks: Reynholm Industries are proud to announce the launch of their first sexy nude calendar. Enough said, probably. (S3 Ep6/6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 22:35

Richard Ayoade and Joe Wilkinson whizz around the historic Polish city of Krakow. There are dumplings, vodka, salt mines, showcase socialist realism and even a bit of soldering. (S9 Ep3/4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:35 - 23:05

Richard Ayoade and comedian Ellie Taylor meander around Madrid, following a two-day itinerary rich in art, history, histrionics, vermouth and ham - lots of ham. (S9 Ep4/4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:00

Staten Island Holiday Spectacular: The guys celebrate the season with some unseasonable specials followed by new toys you may not want under the tree. (S7 Ep25) [S]

Saturday 00:00 - 00:35

The Ricks Must Be Crazy: When the ship's battery fails, Rick and Morty must go inside the tiny universe that Rick created inside it. (S2 Ep6/10) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:35 - 01:05

Big Trouble in Little Sanchez: Summer becomes terrified by the possibility of a vampire attack. Rick urges Beth and Jerry to resolve their problems by having off-planet therapy. (S2 Ep7/10) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:05 - 01:35

Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry gets ill after accidentally ingesting mutant bacteria. The family rush him to hospital in space, where he is given a tough choice. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:35 - 02:05

Look Who's Purging Now: Rick and Morty visit a normally peaceful planet that is about to have its annual 'festival' in which citizens engage in open warfare for just one night. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:05 - 02:30

Big Baby: Honey's mum ridicules her idea of attending a parenting class. Louis and Marvin's free cruise quickly turns into a gambling getaway. (S4 Ep11) [S]

Saturday 02:30 - 03:00

Liar Liar: Eddie gets annoyed when Nicole changes her opinions to impress her crush, while Louis attempts to expand his social circle. (S4 Ep12) [S]

Saturday 03:00 - 06:00

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Saturday 06:00 - 07:05

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Saturday 07:05 - 07:30

Billboard: After Malcolm, Reese and Dewey get caught defacing a billboard advertising a strip club, they try to escape Lois's wrath by staging an impromptu protest. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:30 - 08:00

Dewey's Opera: When Hal and Lois fight over a new bed, Dewey writes an opera based on their arguments. After Jamie sees another baby through the window, he has his first crush. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:00 - 08:30

Living Will: The ever indecisive Hal is chosen to make a life-or-death decision for a neighbour he barely knows. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey coach Craig on fighting his arch-enemy. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:30 - 09:00

Tiki Lounge: When Hal and Lois carve out some time for deep personal discussions, Hal is upset to learn that Lois doesn't believe in the afterlife. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:00 - 09:30

Ida Loses a Leg: When Hal and Lois carve out some time for deep personal discussions, Hal is upset to learn that Lois doesn't believe in the afterlife. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:30 - 10:00

A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce: George Sr asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, but the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide at Tam's house. (S2 Ep4)

Saturday 10:00 - 10:30

A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries: Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, but Mary is unhappy. (S2 Ep5)

Saturday 10:30 - 10:55

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan: Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. (S2 Ep6)

Saturday 10:55 - 11:25

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon: Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7)

Saturday 11:25 - 11:50

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius: Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8)

Saturday 11:50 - 12:55

Is there anything more romantic than a boarding school? Not according to James, who's booked Dulwich College school hall as the venue for his wedding to Mercy.

Saturday 12:55 - 14:00

Farmer Nathan is plotting a rural knees-up in a big old barn for his fiancée Nicky. But will his plans be derailed by his soon-to-be mother-in-law, who wants to plan the wedding herself? [S]

Saturday 14:00 - 15:00

Oasis-obsessed Hywel wants to turn his wedding to Beca into a music festival. And just like Glastonbury, the big day starts out with torrential rain. Will it be a washout? [S]

Saturday 15:00 - 16:00

Patsy Palmer runs us through some of her favourite moments from DTTB. There's drama galore, stacks of romance, and a fair few tears... [S]

Saturday 16:00 - 17:00

We take a trip down memory lane and review some of DTTB's messiest weddings ever, giving the brides the chance to have their say on how their grooms did. Are our happy couples still happy? [S]

Saturday 17:00 - 18:00

Nino's: Gordon visits Long Beach in California to save Nino's, a failing Italian restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son, Nino. (S6 Ep10/16) [S]

Saturday 18:00 - 19:00

Mill Street Bistro Part 1: Gordon's in Ohio, for the Mill Street Bistro, where the owner claims that he has the best menu between New York and LA but the diners disagree. (S6 Ep11/16) [S]

Saturday 19:00 - 20:00

Mill Street Bistro Part 2: In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordan's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations. (S6 Ep12/16) [S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8)

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9)

Saturday 21:00 - 21:30

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10)

Saturday 21:30 - 22:00

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11)

Saturday 22:00 - 22:30

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12)

Saturday 22:30 - 23:20

Best Bits: A compilation of highlights from the series. Jimmy, Rob and Aisling are joined by a host of famous faces, including Melanie C and Jamie Laing. (S19 Ep11)

Saturday 23:20 - 00:10

More Best Bits: A compilation of highlights from the series. Jimmy, Rob and Aisling are joined by a host of famous faces, including Alex Jones and Roisin Conaty. (S19 Ep12)

Sunday 00:10 - 00:40

The Wedding Squanchers: When Rick receives an invitation to Birdperson and Tammy's wedding, Jerry is accidentally transported to the distant planet hosting the ill-fated event. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:40 - 01:10

The Rickshank Rickdemption: Still in galactic prison, Rick puts an intricate escape plan into action. Back on Earth, Morty and Summer have an argument. (S3 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 01:10 - 01:40

Rickmancing the Stone: Rick takes Morty and Summer on a jaunt to a Mad Max-style universe where he tries to steal a green crystal from a group of scavengers. (S3 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 01:40 - 02:10

Pickle Rick: Rick turns himself into a pickle in one of his crazy experiments, while Beth, Summer and Morty attend family therapy sessions prompted by the school. (S3 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 02:10 - 02:35

The Car Wash: With Jessica's career as an author taking off, Louis worries that she is losing interest in him and attempts to rekindle the flame under Marvin's guidance. (S4 Ep13) [S]

Sunday 02:35 - 03:00

A Man to Share the Night With: When Michelle Kwan comes second at the Olympics, Jessica tries to keep it from Emery and Evan. (S4 Ep14) [S]

Sunday 03:00 - 06:00

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Sunday 06:00 - 07:05

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Sunday 07:05 - 07:30

Chad's Sleepover: Dewey defies Hal and invites an oddball school friend over for a sleepover. Malcolm and Reese discover just how unpopular they are. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Sunday 07:30 - 08:00

No Motorcycles: On Francis's 21st birthday, Hal goes against Lois's wishes and fulfils an old promise he made to take Francis on a motorcycle trip. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Sunday 08:00 - 08:30

Butterflies: Malcolm makes an unusual discovery among the aisles. Reese befriends some caterpillars he acquired during his time working with a shady exterminator. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Sunday 08:30 - 09:00

Ida's Dance: Lois is forced to participate in an old religious festival when she visits her mother. Malcolm reluctantly turns to Dewey for help. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Sunday 09:00 - 09:30

Motivational Speaker: When Hal takes over for a motivational speaker at a seminar, he discovers that he has a natural talent for the job. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Sunday 09:30 - 10:00

Stilts: Malcolm gets a new job carrying out promotional work atop a pair of stilts. Hal tries to make amends for accidentally blowing the household budget. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Sunday 10:00 - 11:00

Princess Camille is Here: Who will complete the assault course? Who will take home the title of Wipeout Champion? Find out with hosts John Cena and Nicole Byer. (S9 Ep5)

Sunday 11:00 - 12:00

Ground-breaking model, author and body activist Ashley Graham dons a disguise to go undercover and meet people who hope to break into the fashion world. (S9 Ep5) [S]

Sunday 12:00 - 13:00

Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Seal adopts a disguise to go incognito among some undiscovered but talented musicians who are struggling to make it in the music industry. (S9 Ep6) [S]

Sunday 13:00 - 14:00

Three-time Olympic gold medallist Gabby Douglas goes undercover to meet up-and-coming gymnasts and inspirational coaches and help make their dreams come true. (S9 Ep7) [S]

Sunday 14:00 - 15:00

Tony Award-winning Broadway star Idina Menzel disguises herself to go undercover and help unknown musical talents and performers who aspire to make it to the big stage. (S9 Ep8) [S]

Sunday 15:00 - 16:00

Mitchell Modell, CEO of Modell's Sporting Goods, America's oldest family-owned company selling athletics apparel and equipment, goes incognito in his own firm. (S4 Ep10/14) [S]

Sunday 16:00 - 17:00

Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep13/16) [S]

Sunday 17:00 - 18:00

The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington to meet restaurateur Rishi, who's oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14/16) [S]

Sunday 18:00 - 19:00

Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15/16) [S]

Sunday 19:00 - 20:00

Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep16/16) [S]

Sunday 20:00 - 21:00

Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep1/10) [S]

Sunday 21:00 - 22:00

Bel Aire: Gordon Ramsay returns to help struggling American restaurants. Can he get two brothers to work through their problems and save their New York diner? (S8 Ep1) [S]

Sunday 22:00 - 23:00

Bask 46: Six-month-old gastropub Bask 46 is in jeopardy due to its fiery head chef. Can Gordon transform it? (S8 Ep2) [S]

Sunday 23:00 - 23:35

Richard Ayoade and Joe Wilkinson whizz around the historic Polish city of Krakow. There are dumplings, vodka, salt mines, showcase socialist realism and even a bit of soldering. (S9 Ep3/4) [AD,S]

Sunday 23:35 - 00:05

Richard Ayoade and comedian Ellie Taylor meander around Madrid, following a two-day itinerary rich in art, history, histrionics, vermouth and ham - lots of ham. (S9 Ep4/4) [AD,S]

Monday 00:05 - 00:35

Dropping Knowledge: The Jokers pump up the brakes on a bike ride to ask perplexed strangers for help with some very strange emails. (S7 Ep18) [S]

Monday 00:35 - 01:00

The Bogey Man: The laughing gas flows freely when the guys pose as dental assistants. Later they make headlines for all the wrong reasons and get burned giving some campfire tips. (S7 Ep22) [S]

Monday 01:00 - 02:00

Staten Island Holiday Spectacular: The guys celebrate the season with some unseasonable specials followed by new toys you may not want under the tree. (S7 Ep25) [S]

Monday 02:00 - 02:25

We Need to Talk About Evan: Jessica pushes Evan to win Student of the Month so that she can brag to her new frenemy. (S4 Ep15) [S]

Monday 02:25 - 02:55

Ride the Tiger: For Chinese New Year, the Huangs play a game where they can only speak in Mandarin, which quickly turns into a tense competition between Jessica and Evan. (S4 Ep16) [S]

Monday 02:55 - 06:00

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Monday 06:00 - 07:05

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Monday 07:05 - 07:30

Buseys Take a Hostage: While Dewey helps Francis prepare for a job interview, the Buseys revolt and take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 08:00

Mrs. Tri-county: The boys secretly enter Lois in a pageant as a joke, but when they overhear the other constants saying she doesn't stand a chance, they plot to help her win. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Monday 08:00 - 08:30

Jessica Town: Jessica is thriving in the merriment of Christmas and everything is perfect until Louis does the unthinkable, turning her Christmas dream into a holiday nightmare. (S6 Ep10) [S]

Monday 08:30 - 09:00

A Seat at the Table: With a little help from Louis, Jessica lands her dream job as a private school dean. (S6 Ep11) [S]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

More Than Roommates: Joe inherits an ugly chair from his grandma and is pleased to be able to bring a piece of his life into Mel's home at last, but Mel doesn't agree. (S4 Ep14/21) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

Accidents Will Happen: Mel thinks she might be pregnant but is unsure about whether to share the tidings with Joe because he's busy preparing for a major business pitch. (S4 Ep15/21) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Christmas Trees: As Christmas approaches, Francis and Piama's hopes for a peaceful holiday come crashing down. Lois tries to capture a squirrel that bit Craig. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

Block Party: Malcolm realises that the entire neighbourhood has been throwing a block party whenever his family goes on vacation. And Hal and Lois take part in an eating contest. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

Landmarks: Robin makes her opinion known when Ted is called as a witness as the Landmark Preservation Council meets to decide on the fate of the Arcadian Hotel. (S6 Ep23)

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Challenge Accepted: Robin and Barney bond as they try to prevent Ted getting back together with Zoey. Marshall and Lily get food poisoning. Ted serves as best man at a wedding. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

The Best Man: While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding. Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 12:55

The Naked Truth: Marshall lands his dream job but worries that his past indiscretions will cost him the role. Ted can't decide who to bring to the Architects' Ball. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 12:55 - 14:00

John's got unique ideas for his wedding to Jackie. This includes a reception in a working men's club and a skydive on the big day. Oh, and did we mention Jackie's terrified of heights? [S]

Monday 14:00 - 15:00

Mitchell Modell, CEO of Modell's Sporting Goods, America's oldest family-owned company selling athletics apparel and equipment, goes incognito in his own firm. (S4 Ep10/14) [S]

Monday 15:00 - 16:00

Cinnabon: Kat Cole, the president of Cinnabon Incorporated, which serves sweet treats from over 900 bakeries in 40 countries, goes incognito among her own workforce. (S4 Ep1/14) [S]

Monday 16:00 - 17:00

Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S]

Monday 17:00 - 18:00

Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S]

Monday 18:00 - 19:00

Walkie of Shame: A new crew member joins the motor yacht home, bringing new skills to the group. A surge of bad swells means the guests are stuck at the dock. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 20:00

Alex Horne unveils the new snack that's set to take the food world by storm. Frankie Boyle plays with some string. And everyone throws a toilet roll. Edited for language. (S15 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 20:30

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13)

Monday 20:30 - 21:00

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9)

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game as Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep17/17) [S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

Comedy game show. It's the penultimate episode of the series, and Liza Tarbuck is the leader of the pack vying to win the Taskmaster trophy. This time: hook, feline and singers! (S6 Ep9/10) [AD,S]

Monday 23:00 - 23:35

Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender: Rick and Morty are summoned by superhero team the Vindicators to thwart the plans of their arch-nemesis Worldender. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 23:35 - 00:00

The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy: Rick takes Jerry on an adventure to a resort where everyone's immortal and Jerry meets some of Rick's vengeful old acquaintances. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:00 - 01:05

Luke's derriere disaster proves to be a two-man job for Sketch and Jay, Alice covers a design that reminds Katie of her ex, and Glen puts a snowman on ice. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:05 - 02:05

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Henning Wehn go up against Jon Richardson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Tom Allen joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Joe Wilkinson. (S10 Ep1/5) [S]

Tuesday 02:05 - 02:30

Let Me Go, Bro: The Huangs are pleasantly surprised to find that Eddie has been awarded a spot in the Honor Society. (S4 Ep17) [S]

Tuesday 02:30 - 03:00

Measure Twice, Cut Once: After Louis buys Kenny Rogers' stake in Cattleman's Ranch back, he starts to doubt his instincts as sole owner. (S4 Ep18) [S]

Tuesday 03:00 - 06:00

Teleshopping

Tuesday 06:00 - 07:05

Teleshopping

Tuesday 07:05 - 07:30

Burning Man: On a family trip to the Burning Man festival, Reese and Lois find creative freedom, Malcolm finds love, and Dewey finds himself doing all the chores. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 08:00

Health Insurance: When Hal forgets to pay his health insurance and can't get it reinstated until after the weekend, he panics, and locks the boys away in their room. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30

The Magic Motor Inn: Eddie convinces Evan that coaching from a former classmate is what he needs to win the state spelling bee. (S6 Ep12) [S]

Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00

Mommy and Me: Jessica finds herself overwhelmed by a heartbroken Evan who wants to spend more time with her. Emery announces his newfound veganism. (S6 Ep13) [S]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

Right Time, Right Place: When Mel's friend Carrie calls off her wedding, Mel wonders if she should keep the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe to use instead. (S4 Ep16/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

Don't Look Back in Anger: When Mel and Joe meet with their minister to discuss their relationship, they try a little too hard to prove to him that everything is perfect. (S4 Ep17/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Dirty Magazine: When Malcolm becomes editor of the high school literary magazine, he's told he must censor a well-written story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with his supervisor. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Hot Tub: Hal lands in hot water when he buys a new hot tub without consulting Lois. Malcolm gets in a dispute between Polly and her ex-boyfriend. Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

Ducky Tie: Ted tries to make amends with an ex because he cheated on her during their relationship. Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that has an embarrassing forfeit. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Stinson Missile Crisis: Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship and is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions as punishment. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Field Trip: When Marshall witnesses his manager's soft approach in settling with a powerful company, he takes matters into his own hands. Ted takes his class on a trip. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 12:55

Mystery vs History: Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:55 - 14:00

Stacie makes all the decisions in her relationship with rugby lad Josh. But Josh will be calling the shots when it comes to their wedding. How will his Jamaican-Irish hybrid theme go down? [S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00

Cinnabon: Kat Cole, the president of Cinnabon Incorporated, which serves sweet treats from over 900 bakeries in 40 countries, goes incognito among her own workforce. (S4 Ep1/14) [S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00

Stephen J Cloobeck, CEO of hotel firm Diamond Resorts International, is the first boss to go undercover in his business for a second time, as he visits Pacific Monarch Resorts. (S4 Ep2/14) [S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00

Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5) [S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00

Mangia Mangia Part 1: Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis - in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00

For Tooth's Sake: The interior team can't agree on their priorities. Captain Sandy and the deck crew attempt a tricky night docking. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 20:00

Jenny Eclair imparts her wisdom about piles. Frankie Boyle has some strong opinions about golf. Edited for language. (S15 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

The Nerdvana Annihilation: Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game as Sean Lock and Jason Manford take on Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty. Sam Simmons joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S8 Ep1/4) [S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05

Comedy game show. It's the series finale. Tim Vine does a risky impersonation. Liza Tarbuck gifts Alex Horne a messy cake. And one supreme contestant lifts Greg's golden bonce. (S6 Ep10/10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:05 - 23:35

Rest and Ricklaxation: After a stressful adventure, Rick and Morty visit a spa and try out a treatment that removes their toxins. But the toxins take on a life of their own. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:35 - 00:05

The Ricklantis Mixup: Rick and Morty have an amazing adventure in Atlantis, and the Citadel of Ricks prepares for its first democratic presidential election. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05

Jay banishes Ant's backside buddy, while Glen checks out Erika's checklist. Alice blows away Cheryl's windy devil and Sketch sorts out Jason's sambuca stunt scar. (S4 Ep2) [S]

Wednesday 01:05 - 02:05

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on Jon Richardson and Nish Kumar. Adam Buxton joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S10 Ep2/5) [S]

Wednesday 02:05 - 02:30

King in the North: Honey plans a relaxing vacation before the baby arrives, but Jessica turns the trip into a quest to get Stephen King to endorse her novel. (S4 Ep19) [S]

Wednesday 02:30 - 03:00

Fresh off the RV: While Honey and Marvin celebrate the birth of their baby, Jessica's book is finally released, and she's optimistically looking forward to a bookstore reading. (S5 Ep1) [S]

Wednesday 03:00 - 06:00

Teleshopping

Wednesday 06:00 - 07:05

Teleshopping

Wednesday 07:05 - 07:30

Reese Vs. Stevie: As Reese's simmering dislike for Stevie finally comes to a head, Hal and Dewey attempt to kick their addictions, and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 08:00

Halloween: On Halloween, Hal is spooked when he learns that the family's house was once the site of a grisly crime. Meanwhile, Lois wants to take Jamie trick-or-treating. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30

Family Van: When the Huang family van takes a turn for the worse, Jessica and Louis each process the loss in their own way. Meanwhile, the boys sneak off on a road trip. (S6 Ep14) [S]

Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00

Commencement: Jessica grapples with her vision of the future as the boys realise what their own goals are. (S6 Ep15) [S]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

Uninvited: Mel is not thrilled when Joe's mother Gloria drops by, but it's Joe who hits the roof when his estranged brother Tony turns up expecting to be able to stay. (S4 Ep18/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

You're the One That I Want: As Mel and Joe's wedding weekend dawns, Joe is injured at his bachelor party, Mel's father is missing, and a secret is accidentally revealed. (S4 Ep19/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

Ida's Boyfriend: Lois's mother Ida announces that she's getting married to a man who lives in Hong Kong. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Softball: Malcolm volunteers for the company softball team, only to realise that Lois is the coach. Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

Noretta: The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns: Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Disaster Averted: Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

Tick Tick Tick...: Robin and Barney feel guilty about their liaison. Their guilt is compounded when they go on a work cruise together with their partners. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00

Cameron wants to give fiancée Sarah her dream wedding, while also paying tribute to his Indian heritage to please his mum. But sending Sarah on a paintballing hen do isn't the best start. [S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00

Stephen J Cloobeck, CEO of hotel firm Diamond Resorts International, is the first boss to go undercover in his business for a second time, as he visits Pacific Monarch Resorts. (S4 Ep2/14) [S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00

Lorne Abony, the CEO and chairman of in-store media provider Mood Media, one of the fastest-growing companies in America, adopts a disguise to go undercover in his own business. (S4 Ep3/14) [S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00

Mangia Mangia Part 2: Gordon returns to Woodland Park in Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00

Zayna Flaming Grill Part 1: Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00

Wine Im-Pairing: Jason has some unkind words for Storm. Natasha tries to impress the guests with an elaborate wine pairing that nearly sinks the dinner service. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 20:00

Things are getting heated as the competitors bid to impress the Taskmaster. Can they keep it together for the all-important sausage exam? Edited for language. (S15 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

...Christmas Special: Jimmy Carr hosts this festive edition as Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on Jon Richardson and Katherine Ryan. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent. With Rachel Riley. [S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

Comedy game show. James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Kerry Godliman, Phil Wang and Rhod Gilbert perform pointless tasks involving clothes, construction and baked bean counting. (S7 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 23:35

Morty's Mind Blowers: Rick shows Morty a room filled with disturbing memories that Morty had begged him to erase from his mind. (S3 Ep8/10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:35 - 00:00

The ABCs of Beth: Rick and Beth visit Froopyland, an imaginary world that Rick created for Beth during her childhood. Jerry dates an alien warrior priestess. (S3 Ep9/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:00 - 01:05

A look back at the most startling, surprising and scandalous moments on the show, including an undead design, a preposterous proposal, and a cringeworthy kiss. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:05 - 02:10

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and David O'Doherty take on Jon Richardson and Natasia Demetriou. John Kearns joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S10 Ep3/5) [S]

Thursday 02:10 - 02:35

The Hand that Sits the Cradle: Jessica offers to take care of new mother Honey, Eddie and Emery attempt to put together an exercise regimen, and Louis tries to bond more with Evan. (S5 Ep2) [S]

Thursday 02:35 - 03:00

Workin' the Ween: Jessica and Louis babysit Honey and Marvin's baby and try to wean her off her dummy. Eddie is hired by mattress store owner Harv. (S5 Ep3) [S]

Thursday 03:00 - 06:00

Teleshopping

Thursday 06:00 - 07:05

Teleshopping

Thursday 07:05 - 07:30

Jessica Stays Over: When Jessica stays with the family for a few days, she shows Malcolm the art of emotional manipulation. Hal fights a rather angry bee. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:30 - 08:00

Secret Boyfriend: While Malcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him, Lois kicks Reese out of the house and says that he can't return until he gets a job. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:00 - 08:30

Blackout: Chaos descends when there's a power cut. Malcolm tries to sneak three Dutch girls into the house, Francis tries to steal a stuffed fish. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:30 - 09:00

Army Buddy: Reese's friend from the army comes to stay. And when Lois gets orthopaedic insoles, Hal worries that she won't need him for support any more. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

Maybe I'm Amazed: After Mel drops a bombshell on Joe during their wedding ceremony, he is forced to make a decision in a hurry that could affect their marriage. (S4 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

At Last: Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe issues an impulsive invitation without consulting Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. (S4 Ep21/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Lois's Sister: When Lois's sister visits, she lavishes the kids with expensive gifts including a convertible car. Francis and a scout troop get lost in a remote area of the ranch. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

Malcolm Dates a Family: Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family and forgets all about his girlfriend. Lois bans Hal and the boys from going back to their favourite restaurant. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

The Rebound Girl: Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

Symphony of Illumination: Marshall is determined to decorate his house with the most spectacular Christmas lights in the area. Robin visits her doctor and gets some news. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

46 Minutes: Marshall and Lily have officially moved to the suburbs, but are being pushed to their limits by Lily's father Mickey, who has been living with them. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 14:00

Bookworm Lucy wants a traditional English wedding. So groom David might have smashed it with a Pride and Prejudice theme. This Mr Darcy just needs to figure out how to ride a horse first. [S]

Thursday 14:00 - 15:00

Lorne Abony, the CEO and chairman of in-store media provider Mood Media, one of the fastest-growing companies in America, adopts a disguise to go undercover in his own business. (S4 Ep3/14) [S]

Thursday 15:00 - 16:00

Squaw Valley, near Lake Tahoe, is one of the largest ski resorts in the United States. CEO Andy Wirth takes on a new identity to work incognito among his own employees. (S4 Ep4/14) [S]

Thursday 16:00 - 17:00

Zayna Flaming Grill Part 2: Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired Mediterranean menu? (S7 Ep7) [S]

Thursday 17:00 - 18:00

Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8) [S]

Thursday 18:00 - 19:00

Let Me Be Frank: The crew put on an over-the-top Olympic obstacle course. Kyle transgresses with a guest, as he seeks the romance that he's been longing for. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 20:00

Kiell Smith-Bynoe finds himself playing bingo without any shoes on. And all the comedians create boats to carry eggs in a race involving eggs (in boats). Edited for langauge. (S15 Ep4/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts the panel show, as Sean Lock and Rob Beckett take on Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd. Jamie Laing joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S8 Ep2/4) [S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

Comedy game show. Five fearless comics continue their Taskmaster battle. Phil Wang makes ogres poignant. Jessica Knappett mimics a foghorn. James Acaster goes round in circles. (S7 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 23:35

The Rickchurian Mortydate: Rick and Morty fall out with the president when he asks them to tackle a monster that's roaming the tunnels under the White House. (S3 Ep10/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:35 - 00:00

Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat: Rick and Morty encounter strange crystals that can show whoever possesses them all the possible ways in which they could die. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]