Today 03:00 - 07:00
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Today 03:00 - 07:00
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Today 07:00 - 07:05
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Today 07:05 - 08:00
In Northamptonshire, there are unthawed prawns, a crowd-pleasing panto and limelight theft, as luvvies Anna and Coylah, sporty Felicity and Lawrence, and well-to-do Martin and Dawn compete. [S]
Today 08:00 - 09:00
In Bedfordshire, Gavin and Jodie base their menu on their first date, Francis and Yvonne offer a taste of their international lifestyle, and Lisa and Ed's night takes an eye-popping turn... [S]
Today 09:00 - 09:55
Hollywood: The guys fly to Los Angeles to try directing, then meet up with Jay and Silent Bob to 'pants' the town red. (S8 Ep20) [S]
Today 09:55 - 10:55
Lela's: In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster? (S1 Ep6/10) [S]
Today 10:55 - 12:00
On the Sussex coast, Jemma and James base their menu on their unlikely romance - with a cold soup starter! Disaster strikes on Phil and Sue's night. And Steve and Aaron serve a fishy feast. [S]
Today 12:00 - 13:00
The Jamaican-Irish One: Stacie makes all the decisions in her relationship with Josh. But Josh will be calling the shots when it comes to their wedding. How will his hybrid theme go down? [S]
Today 13:00 - 14:00
The One with the Big Kid's Wedding: Kara worries that Alex might be a bit immature. But Alex is setting out to prove her wrong with, er, a wedding inspired by a primary school summer fair. [S]
Today 14:00 - 15:00
Fatburger, based in Los Angeles, is known as the 'last great hamburger stand'. CEO Andy Wiederhorn dons a disguise to go undercover in his own organisation. (S4 Ep5/14) [S]
Today 15:00 - 16:00
John Wilson, the president and chief operating officer of Rollins Incorporated - the parent company of eight pest control firms - goes incognito to work among his employees. (S4 Ep8/14) [S]
Today 16:00 - 17:00
Lela's: In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster? (S1 Ep6/10) [S]
Today 17:00 - 18:00
Sebastian's: Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around? (S1 Ep7/10) [S]
Today 18:00 - 19:00
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2/13) [S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Rabbit or Duck: Barney holds his phone number up during the Super Bowl broadcast and is inundated with phone calls from women. Lily and Marshall set Ted up on a blind date. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Hooked: Ted is humiliated when he sees a woman he's dating on another date on the night they were supposed to meet. Marshall is charmed by a man who is smitten with Lily. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Johnny Vegas take on Sean Lock and Romesh Ranganathan. Josie Long joins Susie Dent, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley. (S6 Ep4) [S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Frankie Boyle impresses with his falsetto. Kiell Smith-Bynoe wows everyone with his spoon retrieval abilities. And Mae Martin fakes their way into Alex Horne's wallet. (S15 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 23:40
Jeremy at JLB: Newly promoted Mark decides to enjoy his power and wealth by splashing out on a boiler and a 'creamy elephant' sofa, and by finding Jeremy a job in the office. (S6 Ep1/6) [S]
Today 23:40 - 00:10
The Test: Jeremy meets a new love, Russian émigré Elena. Meanwhile, Mark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires. But Sophie has some news... (S6 Ep2/6) [S]
Tomorrow 00:10 - 01:05
Sebastian's: Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around? (S1 Ep7/10) [S]
Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10
Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Johnny Vegas take on Sean Lock and Romesh Ranganathan. Josie Long joins Susie Dent, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley. (S6 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:00
Hollywood: The guys fly to Los Angeles to try directing, then meet up with Jay and Silent Bob to 'pants' the town red. (S8 Ep20) [S]
Tomorrow 03:00 - 07:00
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Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:05
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Tomorrow 07:05 - 08:00
In the West Midlands, there's potato rivalry and plenty of pranks, as free spirits Michelle and Carl, first-time hosts Katie and Phil, and Petra and her Italian husband Sergio compete. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
In Worcester, Mike and Lisa serve dishes inspired by their upcoming wedding in Italy. Linda and Steve plan a homemade menu. And married couple Paul and Paul take a risk: will it pay off? [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30
Toll Booth Corrector: The Jokers get into a wild debate judged by a stranger, and the loser is put in a real tight spot. (S8 Ep21) [S]
Tomorrow 09:30 - 09:55
The Paternity Test: The fellas pose as hotel concierges, and try committing insurance fraud with help from strangers. (S8 Ep22) [S]
Tomorrow 09:55 - 10:55
Finn McCool's: Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate? (S1 Ep8/10) [S]
Tomorrow 10:55 - 12:00
In London, Anita and Terry recreate their wedding day, from the menu to the speeches. Chris and Flora serve restaurant favourites. And there are fireworks on Cecelia and Paul's night. [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00
The One with the Paintballing Hen Do: Cameron wants to give fiancée Sarah her dream wedding. But sending Sarah on a paintballing hen do isn't the best start... [S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00
The One on a Rollercoaster: Ex-footballer Steve thinks he's onto a winner by planning to tie the knot to bride Kayleigh while on a rollercoaster. There's more drama than a World Cup final. [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00
John Wilson, the president and chief operating officer of Rollins Incorporated - the parent company of eight pest control firms - goes incognito to work among his employees. (S4 Ep8/14) [S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 16:00
Randy DeWitt, the CEO of sports bar and grill chain Twin Peaks, goes incognito among his own staff, to find out if the company's culture is keeping up with its rapid growth. (S5 Ep1/15) [S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 17:00
Finn McCool's: Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate? (S1 Ep8/10) [S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 18:00
The Olde Stone Mill: Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean cannot get customers through the door. (S1 Ep9/10) [S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7/13) [S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
Say Cheese: Lily is annoyed with Ted for inviting his new date Amanda to her birthday dinner, complaining about the run of short-lived girlfriends he brings along each year. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Zoo or False: Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
The Cohabitation Experimentation: When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is being repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
The Hot Tub Contamination: Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30
Congratulations: Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married. (S4 Ep3/6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00
The Pyjamas: Adam has been staying at Mum and Dad's all week, but with Mum fussing over him so much, he's started behaving like a little boy. And Jim passes his driving test. (S4 Ep4/6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
It's episode six, and you know what that means? That's right, it's time to meet everyone's imaginary friends in a domestic and poignant setting. (S15 Ep6/10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05
Sarah Millican's stand-up special is a comedy education in: how best to eat a kiwi fruit; trying to lose weight but only losing the tip of your finger; and surprisingly funny smear tests. [S]
Saturday 00:05 - 01:05
The Olde Stone Mill: Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean cannot get customers through the door. (S1 Ep9/10) [S]
Saturday 01:05 - 01:35
Toll Booth Corrector: The Jokers get into a wild debate judged by a stranger, and the loser is put in a real tight spot. (S8 Ep21) [S]
Saturday 01:35 - 02:00
The Paternity Test: The fellas pose as hotel concierges, and try committing insurance fraud with help from strangers. (S8 Ep22) [S]
Saturday 02:00 - 02:25
Stripteased: Murr, Joe, Q and Sal return to the dentist's office, then try to make each other laugh in a food court tournament. The loser strips for a rowdy group. (S7 Ep4) [S]
Saturday 02:25 - 03:00
The Running of the Bullies: Q, Murr, Joe and Sal offer up peculiar specials at a steakhouse, and the loser may need his own lifeguard after making waves at the pool. (S7 Ep12) [S]
Saturday 03:00 - 07:00
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Saturday 07:00 - 07:05
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Saturday 07:05 - 07:30
Workin' the Ween: Jessica and Louis babysit Honey and Marvin's baby and try to wean her off her dummy. Eddie is hired by mattress store owner Harv. (S5 Ep3) [S]
Saturday 07:30 - 08:00
Driver's Eddie: Louis makes it his mission to teach Eddie how to be a good driver after a police officer makes an inappropriate Asian driver stereotype comment. (S5 Ep4) [S]
Saturday 08:00 - 08:30
Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems: Jessica and Lewis are thrilled when a Chinese family moves into the neighbourhood. Jessica immediately bonds with Elaine, who helps her solve a problem. (S5 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 08:30 - 09:00
Sub Standard: Jessica's concerned when Eddie's substitute English teacher throws out the class syllabus. (S5 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 09:00 - 09:30
Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone? When Eddie passes on working at the steakhouse again, Louis ends up hiring one of his son's friends, which doesn't sit well with Eddie. (S5 Ep7) [S]
Saturday 09:30 - 10:00
Bagpipes: Barney mistakenly thinks that Marshall and Lily are heading for divorce and offers his help. Ted unearths some home truths for Robin and Barney. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 10:00 - 10:30
The Playbook: Barney reverts back to his bachelor ways when he and Robin break up and he is soon on the prowl looking for new women, but Lily objects to his behaviour. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Saturday 10:30 - 11:00
The Window: Ted's friends try to help him woo the perfect woman from his college days, but Barney and Robin spoil his big chance. Will he still get his girl? (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 11:00 - 11:30
Girls vs Suits: Ted meets attractive PhD student Cindy, who is tired of men falling in love with her roommate. Will Ted fall for her instead? (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Saturday 11:30 - 12:00
Jenkins: Marshall tells Ted a series of anecdotes about his colleague, who is called Jenkins. Later on, Ted is surprised to discover that Jenkins is a woman. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Saturday 12:00 - 13:00
Randy DeWitt, the CEO of sports bar and grill chain Twin Peaks, goes incognito among his own staff, to find out if the company's culture is keeping up with its rapid growth. (S5 Ep1/15) [S]
Saturday 13:00 - 14:00
Steven Newman, CEO of Loehmann's department stores, goes undercover on the front line of his company, to ensure the outlets are implementing his plans to reinvigorate the brand. (S5 Ep2/15) [S]
Saturday 14:00 - 15:00
Jane Grote Abell, the chairwoman of Donatos Pizza and daughter of the company's founder, goes undercover to ensure that her father's values are still being implemented. (S5 Ep3/15) [S]
Saturday 15:00 - 16:00
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut, that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3/13) [S]
Saturday 16:00 - 17:00
Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4/13) [S]
Saturday 17:00 - 18:00
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5/13) [S]
Saturday 18:00 - 19:00
Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8/13) [S]
Saturday 19:00 - 20:00
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9/13) [S]
Saturday 20:00 - 20:30
The Big Bear Precipitation: Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:30 - 21:00
The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 21:30
The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:30 - 22:00
The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 22:30
The Convergence Convergence: Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:30 - 23:00
The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:00 - 23:30
The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:30 - 00:00
The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:00 - 00:30
The Cohabitation Experimentation: When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is being repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:30 - 01:00
The Hot Tub Contamination: Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:00 - 02:00
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2/13) [S]
Sunday 02:00 - 03:00
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7/13) [S]
Sunday 03:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Sunday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Sunday 07:05 - 07:30
Cousin Eddie: The battle begins between mother and son when Eddie informs Jessica that he wants to spend Christmas with his friend Nicole in New York. (S5 Ep8) [S]
Sunday 07:30 - 08:00
Just the Two of Us: Louis and Jessica think they've won a weekend getaway at a posh resort, but instead they end up at a marriage retreat for troubled couples. (S5 Ep9) [S]
Sunday 08:00 - 08:30
You've Got a Girlfriend: Evan has a girlfriend, and Jessica deeply disapproves because she thinks it will distract him from his schoolwork and cause his grades to decline. (S5 Ep10) [S]
Sunday 08:30 - 09:00
Driver's Eddie 2: Orlando Drift: Eddie finally gets his driver's license but instead of freedom, he finds an endless list of errands from his mum. (S5 Ep11) [S]
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
Legends of the Fortieth: Louis becomes obsessed with the great outdoors after seeing Legends of the Fall, so for his 40th birthday he decides to take the family camping. (S5 Ep12) [S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
The Perfect Week: Barney reaches a milestone, Lily and Marshall realise they've been using the same toothbrush, Robin waits to hear from a date, and Ted insults a student. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
Rabbit or Duck: Barney holds his phone number up during the Super Bowl broadcast and is inundated with phone calls from women. Lily and Marshall set Ted up on a blind date. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
Hooked: Ted is humiliated when he sees a woman he's dating on another date on the night they were supposed to meet. Marshall is charmed by a man who is smitten with Lily. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:30
Say Cheese: Lily is annoyed with Ted for inviting his new date Amanda to her birthday dinner, complaining about the run of short-lived girlfriends he brings along each year. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:30 - 12:00
Zoo or False: Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:00 - 13:00
Steven Newman, CEO of Loehmann's department stores, goes undercover on the front line of his company, to ensure the outlets are implementing his plans to reinvigorate the brand. (S5 Ep2/15) [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 14:00
Jane Grote Abell, the chairwoman of Donatos Pizza and daughter of the company's founder, goes undercover to ensure that her father's values are still being implemented. (S5 Ep3/15) [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 15:00
Anthony Wedo, the president and CEO of buffet restaurant organisation Buffets, Inc., goes undercover among his workforce. Can he turn the firm around after years of challenges? (S5 Ep4/15) [S]
Sunday 15:00 - 16:00
Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [S]
Sunday 16:00 - 17:00
Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11/13) [S]
Sunday 17:00 - 18:00
Gordon Returns 1: Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S3 Ep12/13) [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13/13) [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1/13) [S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Former champs Dara Ó Briain, Morgana Robinson, Sarah Kendall and Sophie Duker - and former runner-up Kiell Smith-Bynoe - battle for Greg Davies' buff body forged in gold. [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley play against Jonathan Ross and Maisie Adam. Huge Davies joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S23 Ep2) [S]
Sunday 22:00 - 22:35
Stranger on a Train: Candid comedy. The Quinn household is buzzing ahead of the day trip to Portrush. Surely an unfeasible amount of sandwiches and a surfboard is all they need? (S3 Ep3/7) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:35 - 23:10
The Haunting: Candid comedy. James is put to the test as the gang set off in a van full of hooch and high hopes to an adult-free house in Donegal. And the Quinns visit a psychic. (S3 Ep4/7) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:10 - 00:05
Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy show as Jamie Laing, Jessica Knappett, Rose Matafeo and Geoff Norcott join team captains Rob Beckett and Katherine Ryan. (S22 Ep6) [S]
Monday 00:05 - 00:35
Pilot: In the first ever episode, Rick takes Morty to another dimension on a mission to find the seeds to mega-trees. (S1 Ep1/11) [AD,S]
Monday 00:35 - 01:00
Lawnmower Dog: Rick builds a device to make the family dog Snuffles more intelligent but things go awry. Rick and Morty invade the dreams of Morty's maths teacher Mr Goldenfold. (S1 Ep2/11) [AD,S]
Monday 01:00 - 01:30
Anatomy Park: Rick has built a tiny amusement park inside his homeless friend Ruben's body, but when problems arise he must shrink Morty down and inject him into the site. (S1 Ep3/11) [AD,S]
Monday 01:30 - 02:00
M. Night Shaym-Aliens!: Rick and Morty try to get to the bottom of a twisted mystery when aliens transport them into an alternate reality created in a huge simulation chamber. (S1 Ep4/11) [AD,S]
Monday 02:00 - 02:25
Meeseeks and Destroy: Rick allows Morty to lead their next expedition, and provides an inventive solution to the family's trivial problems. (S1 Ep5/11) [AD,S]
Monday 02:25 - 03:00
Rick Potion #9: Rick gives Morty a potion that will attract Jessica, the girl of his dreams, to him at the school dance. (S1 Ep6/11) [AD,S]
Monday 03:00 - 07:00
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Monday 07:00 - 07:05
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Monday 07:05 - 07:30
Workin' the Ween: Jessica and Louis babysit Honey and Marvin's baby and try to wean her off her dummy. Eddie is hired by mattress store owner Harv. (S5 Ep3) [S]
Monday 07:30 - 08:00
Driver's Eddie: Louis makes it his mission to teach Eddie how to be a good driver after a police officer makes an inappropriate Asian driver stereotype comment. (S5 Ep4) [S]
Monday 08:00 - 08:30
Pilot: Comedy about the lives of a dysfunctional family. In the first episode, Malcolm finds his life is made even more difficult when he's placed in a class for 'gifted' students. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 08:30 - 09:00
Red Dress: Lois takes drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Giuseppi's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track? (S2 Ep1/13) [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
There's an ill-advised game of 'guess the age' and plenty of drama, as three couples - including an astronautical engineer, a junior doctor and a stockbroker - compete in Berkshire. [S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
In Berkshire, Sati and Jesse serve up a traditional Punjabi menu, Nick follows orders from Dinara, and things get heated in Harry and Charlotte's kitchen. [S]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
The Pride and Prejudice One: Lucy wants a traditional English wedding. So David might have smashed it with a Pride and Prejudice theme. He just needs to learn how to ride a horse first... [S]
Monday 13:00 - 14:00
The One at a Naval College: Andrew's torn between two worlds when it comes to planning his wedding to his fiancée - and former boss - Amanda. Will his laddish past get the better of him? [S]
Monday 14:00 - 15:00
Amit Kleinberger, CEO of frozen yogurt chain Menchie's, goes undercover to work out what changes must be made at grassroots level to make the company a billion-dollar business. (S5 Ep5/15) [S]
Monday 15:00 - 16:00
Paul Quentel, the president of Alfred Angelo, the second-largest bridal retailer in the USA, poses as a reality TV contestant to go undercover in his own company. (S5 Ep6/15) [S]
Monday 16:00 - 17:00
Giuseppi's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track? (S2 Ep1/13) [S]
Monday 17:00 - 18:00
Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6/13) [S]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
G'Day Mate!: Captain Jason Chambers introduces a world of underwater adventure to charter guests along the world-famous Great Barrier Reef in Australia. (S1 Ep1) [S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Home Wreckers: Ted is upset when his mum marries her long-term partner and walks out of the wedding, refusing to give a speech. Later, he buys a house on a whim. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Twin Beds: After Don asks Robin to move in with him, she decides it's time for Ted and Barney to meet him. They both react badly when they realise Robin has moved on. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
The Fetal Kick Catalyst: Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts, while Jon Richardson and Bob Mortimer take on Sean Lock and Vic Reeves. Jack Whitehall joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (S6 Ep5) [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Greg and Alex take things up a notch by introducing a pulper to proceedings. Jelly babies cause friction. And Mae Martin and Ivo Graham say the word 'duck' a lot. (S15 Ep7/10) [AD,S]
Monday 23:00 - 23:35
Jeremy in Love: Jeremy realises that he's in love with Elena and decides to be less selfish to win her affection. But is it a good idea to tell her? Mark isn't so sure... (S6 Ep3/6) [S]
Monday 23:35 - 00:05
The Affair: Mark discovers Jeremy's girlfriend Elena has a guilty secret, but should Mark tell Jez about this when he seems so happy? Elena doesn't think it's such a good idea! (S6 Ep4/6) [S]
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6/13) [S]
Tuesday 01:05 - 01:55
A show recorded to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. Jimmy Carr hosts, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson, plus guests Sarah Millican, Miles Jupp, Chris Kamara and Jennie Bond. [S]
Tuesday 01:55 - 02:45
Jimmy Carr hosts, while Jon Richardson and Bob Mortimer take on Sean Lock and Vic Reeves. Jack Whitehall joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (S6 Ep5) [S]
Tuesday 02:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:05
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Tuesday 07:05 - 07:30
Mo' Chinese Mo' Problems: Jessica and Lewis are thrilled when a Chinese family moves into the neighbourhood. Jessica immediately bonds with Elaine, who helps her solve a problem. (S5 Ep5) [S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 08:00
Sub Standard: Jessica's concerned when Eddie's substitute English teacher throws out the class syllabus. (S5 Ep6) [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30
Home Alone 4: Lois and Hal leave the boys alone for the weekend with Francis, promising him that if all goes well, he may not have to go back to military school. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00
Shame: Malcolm feels guilty after he lashes out at a bully and then learns that the bully is only seven years old. And Hal takes heat after cutting down a tree. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut, that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3/13) [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
In Cambridgeshire, Fiona and Anthony host a 'carnival', Karen is squeamish about her husband Paul's pâté, and Ari and Amanda get the wrong end of the stick and turn up in Christmas jumpers. [S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
In Cambridge and Peterborough, Lisa and Jesue serve an international menu, Georgie and Alex cook recipes devised by Alex's mum, and Paul and Gareth turn to crystals to boost their chances. [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00
The One with the Fisherman's Wedding: Harry's got two loves in his life: the sea, and fiancée Mel - who hates being out on the water. So a boat trip to the reception is certain to be a hit. [S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00
The One in a Science Museum: Bride Lauren's hopes for a classy, mature affair on her big day have no bearing on fiancé Charles, who is instead plotting a sci-fi wedding at a science museum. [S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00
Paul Quentel, the president of Alfred Angelo, the second-largest bridal retailer in the USA, poses as a reality TV contestant to go undercover in his own company. (S5 Ep6/15) [S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00
Mike Bloom, the president and COO of discount chain Family Dollar, goes incognito to find out where the firm is excelling and where it needs improvement. (S5 Ep7/15) [S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut, that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3/13) [S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00
Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4/13) [S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Unchained and Untamed: Aesha and Ryan's opposing views on service are tested during an explosive lunch. Brittini stands up for herself on deck. (S1 Ep2) [S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Robots Versus Wrestlers: Lily and Marshall discuss having children, Ted mixes with a new social crowd and Barney worries that the gang is drifting apart. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Wedding Bride: Ted takes a date to see a new hit film, but the plot eerily reflects his relationship with Stella. Then he discovers Stella's fiancé wrote the screenplay. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Jason Manford take on guest captain Sarah Millican and Jonathan Ross. Bill Bailey joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (S6 Ep6) [S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
The comics retrieve pineapples from a pond and inventively repurpose umbrellas. And in a fitting climax, Frankie Boyle goes to town on a gigantic cat scratching post. (S15 Ep8/10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 23:35
The Party: As a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party. (S6 Ep5/6) [S]
Tuesday 23:35 - 00:05
Das Boot: Elena and Gail's wedding is imminent, but Jeremy is busy plotting how to get rid of Gail and win Elena back. (S6 Ep6/6) [S]
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05
Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4/13) [S]
Wednesday 01:05 - 01:50
Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson play the panel game with guests Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins. (S12 Ep8) [S]
Wednesday 01:50 - 02:45
Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Jason Manford take on guest captain Sarah Millican and Jonathan Ross. Bill Bailey joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (S6 Ep6) [S]
Wednesday 02:45 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Wednesday 07:05 - 07:30
Where Have All the Cattlemen Gone? When Eddie passes on working at the steakhouse again, Louis ends up hiring one of his son's friends, which doesn't sit well with Eddie. (S5 Ep7) [S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
Cousin Eddie: The battle begins between mother and son when Eddie informs Jessica that he wants to spend Christmas with his friend Nicole in New York. (S5 Ep8) [S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:30
Malcolm Babysits: While Malcolm's family lives in a trailer on their driveway while the house is fumigated, Malcolm lives it up as he babysits for what seems like the ideal family. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00
Sleepover: During a sleepover, Malcolm sneaks Stevie out of the house and loses his wheelchair. And Francis deals with a hazing at military school. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5/13) [S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
In Essex, there are seriously spicy kebabs, some brutal feedback and a kitchen ding-dong, as three couples battle it out to host the best dinner party. [S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
There's a clash of the menus in Essex as Kellie and Scott, and Stuart and Jamie, serve near-identical dishes. Can happy-go-lucky Lisa and cabbie Nick steal the top spot? [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00
The One with Two Weddings: Luke is planning two weddings for bride Alex. A quickie in a local registry office, then a big bash in Ibiza. Neither are the nuptials Alex has in mind, though. [S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00
The One with the Worst Hen Do Ever: Anna's planning her wedding to bride-to-be Sian. But Anna's aversion to all things girly proves difficult when buying a dress - and organising a hen do. [S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00
Mike Bloom, the president and COO of discount chain Family Dollar, goes incognito to find out where the firm is excelling and where it needs improvement. (S5 Ep7/15) [S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00
Travis Boersma, co-founder and president of US drive-through coffee shop chain Dutch Bros, does the daily grind undercover alongside his staff. (S5 Ep8/15) [S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5/13) [S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2/13) [S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
The Plunger from Down Under: Benny struggles to stay motivated. Ryan and Aesha's galley communication comes to a head when the guests aren't ready for service. (S1 Ep3) [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Doppelgangers: Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Big Days: Ted and Barney argue about who has first 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock, Bill Bailey and Paul Foot take on Sarah Millican, Rob Delaney and Romesh Ranganathan. Nina Conti joins Susie Dent and Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep1) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
In the penultimate episode, the pressure is so intense that Mae Martin forgets the only rule to a task. Expect paint, stomping and sneaky prizes in this sort-of semi-final. (S15 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 23:35
St. Hospitals: Mark and Jeremy are at the hospital awaiting the birth of Mark's baby. Sophie wants to have a natural birth and doesn't appreciate Mark's anxiety. (S7 Ep1/6) [S]
Wednesday 23:35 - 00:05
Man Jam: Dobby is going out with Simon, a graphic designer. Mark and Gerrard form the 'Dobby Club', devoted to winning her over. But who will ultimately triumph, Mark or Gerrard? (S7 Ep2/6) [S]
Thursday 00:05 - 01:00
With host Jimmy Carr, team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and their guests Sarah Millican, Micky Flanagan, Georgie Thompson and Louis Spence. (S12 Ep9) [S]
Thursday 01:00 - 01:50
Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson return in the comedy panel game. Guests in this first show are Joe Wilkinson, Ellie Taylor, Natalie Cassidy and Gabby Logan. [S,W]
Thursday 01:50 - 02:15
Compilation show of the comedy panel game from 2012, with host Jimmy Carr, team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and an array of celebrity guests. [S]
Thursday 02:15 - 03:00
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2/13) [S]
Thursday 03:00 - 07:00
Teleshopping
Thursday 07:00 - 07:05
Teleshopping
Thursday 07:05 - 07:30
Just the Two of Us: Louis and Jessica think they've won a weekend getaway at a posh resort, but instead they end up at a marriage retreat for troubled couples. (S5 Ep9) [S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:50
You've Got a Girlfriend: Evan has a girlfriend, and Jessica deeply disapproves because she thinks it will distract him from his schoolwork and cause his grades to decline. (S5 Ep10) [S]
Thursday 07:50 - 08:25
Francis Escapes: Francis runs away from military school and comes home to see his girlfriend. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:25 - 08:55
Krelboyne Picnic: The whole family attends a picnic organised for the school's gifted kids. Malcolm dreads his performance in the event's 'Academic Circus'. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:55 - 09:55
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7/13) [S]
Thursday 09:55 - 11:00
In a lively week in Manchester, there's a gospel choir, sprout juice and dessert up the walls, as Victoria and Andrew, Ciara and Carley, and Terri and David compete. [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
In Manchester, quirky couple Sophie and Lucas aim to prove that looks can be deceiving. Love is in the air on Ruth and Martin's night. And is Ryan and Warren's Mexican feast too spicy? [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
The One with the Big Kid's Wedding: Kara worries that Alex might be a bit immature. But Alex is setting out to prove her wrong with, er, a wedding inspired by a primary school summer fair. [S]
Thursday 13:00 - 14:00
The One with the Royle Wedding: Victoria is not enjoying the build-up to her wedding to fiancé Nick Royle. She's constantly on edge. Will his plan for royal-themed nuptials ease her nerves? [S]
Thursday 14:00 - 15:00
Travis Boersma, co-founder and president of US drive-through coffee shop chain Dutch Bros, does the daily grind undercover alongside his staff. (S5 Ep8/15) [S]
Thursday 15:00 - 16:00
Ex-undercover boss Eric Casaburi brings together six participants in the series who were 'busted', 'nearly busted' or 'self-busted' while working in disguise among their staff. (S5 Ep9/15) [S]
Thursday 16:00 - 17:00
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7/13) [S]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:00
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon helps J Willy's in Indiana. He's got his work cut out: most of the food is from a can or the freezer and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12/13) [S]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
The Pirate's Booty: The crew get into hot water with Captain Jason. And can Culver earn his Entertainment Officer title at a pirate-themed party? (S1 Ep4) [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Cleaning House: Barney convinces the gang to help his mum move house. They soon learn that she is very protective of Barney and told him white lies throughout his childhood. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Unfinished: When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney woos him by using his best womanising tactics. Robin rings Don in an attempt to win him back. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
The Romance Recalibration: Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges take on Jon Richardson and Kathy Burke. Joe Lycett joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Nick Helm 'assists' Rachel Riley. (S7 Ep2) [S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
It's the grand final, and the competitors' mettle is tested in the most dramatic gladiatorial arena of all as they all contemplate using a hose. Things just got serious. (S15 Ep10/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:00 - 23:35
A Beautiful Mind: Jeremy tries to impress Zahra by holding a book group, but he's only ever read Mr Nice. Meanwhile, Mark is worried that he can't satisfy Dobby's sexual needs. (S7 Ep3/6) [S]
Thursday 23:35 - 00:05
Nether Zone: It's christening day for his baby, and Mark arranges to pick up Jeremy, the baby's godfather, on his way to church. Unfortunately, the lads get locked in a hallway. (S7 Ep4/6) [S]
Friday 00:05 - 01:05
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon helps J Willy's in Indiana. He's got his work cut out: most of the food is from a can or the freezer and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12/13) [S]