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Today 07:05 - 07:30

Parents Thursday: At school, Erica tries to fool Beverly into thinking that parents weekend has been rescheduled. Adam joins the school production of Romeo & Juliet. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 07:30 - 08:00

A 100% True Ghost Story: After discovering The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Barry decides to throw a Halloween party for the ages - no matter what Erica says. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 08:00 - 08:30

The Perfect Week: Barney reaches a milestone, Lily and Marshall realise they've been using the same toothbrush, Robin waits to hear from a date, and Ted insults a student. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Today 08:30 - 09:00

Rabbit or Duck: Barney holds his phone number up during the Super Bowl broadcast and is inundated with phone calls from women. Lily and Marshall set Ted up on a blind date. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 09:00 - 10:00

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9) [S]

Today 10:00 - 11:00

In Rugby, party queens Soroya and Jodie's unusual pie horrifies super-confident Raj. And estate agent Michael and Caroline search for flaws in Raj and Freddie's 'perfect' relationship. [S]

Today 11:00 - 12:00

In Bristol, the table talk ranges from romantic meetings to naked gardening, and the purple mash is more like Play-Doh, as Colin and Mandy, PJ and Owen, and joker Geoff and Gemma compete. [S]

Today 12:00 - 13:00

The Pride and Prejudice One: Lucy wants a traditional English wedding. So David might have smashed it with a Pride and Prejudice theme. He just needs to learn how to ride a horse first... [S]

Today 13:00 - 14:00

The One at a Naval College: Andrew's torn between two worlds when it comes to planning his wedding to his fiancée - and former boss - Amanda. Will his laddish past get the better of him? [S]

Today 14:00 - 15:00

Bill Peduto, the 60th mayor of Pittsburgh, goes incognito among his workforce, to hear from the city's employees and ensure that the changes he's introduced have been effective. (S6 Ep2/13) [S]

Today 15:00 - 16:00

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9) [S]

Today 16:00 - 17:00

Michon's: Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11) [S]

Today 17:00 - 18:00

Park's Edge: In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6) [S]

Today 18:00 - 19:00

Sneak, Sip, and Sink: The guests are still without provisions, but two deckhands save the day by securing a surprise from a neighbouring boat. (S9 Ep2/17) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 21:00

Scores are tight in the penultimate episode of the series. Can Alex Horne give Desiree Burch goosebumps? Plus: paint throwing, and enforced yawning. Edited for langauge. (S12 Ep9/10) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Michelle Wolf take on Jon Richardson and Rob Beckett. Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Rachel Riley looks after the numbers. (S17 Ep5) [S]

Today 22:00 - 23:00

Michon's: Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11) [S]

Today 23:00 - 23:35

Are We Going to Be Alright?: It's the last Peep Show. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. (S9 Ep6/6) [AD,S]

Today 23:35 - 00:05

Good Luck, Father Ted: Ted is asked to appear on prestigious TV show Faith of Our Fathers. Could this be the opportunity for him to find stardom and escape from Craggy Island? (S1 Ep1/7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:05 - 00:55

An extended edition with team captain Jon Richardson, Sean Lock and host Jimmy Carr, who thrash out some hot topics with Alex Reid, Russell Kane, Rachel Riley and Josh Widdicombe. [S]

Tomorrow 00:55 - 02:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Michelle Wolf take on Jon Richardson and Rob Beckett. Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Rachel Riley looks after the numbers. (S17 Ep5) [S]

Tomorrow 02:00 - 02:25

Dropping Knowledge: The Jokers pump up the brakes on a bike ride to ask perplexed strangers for help with some very strange emails. (S7 Ep18) [S]

Tomorrow 02:25 - 02:35

Joel Hurwitz Returns: The crew discover that Daredevil wasn't the only one to lose his senses in a terrible accident. Hogwarts fails to teach birth control. (S8 Ep14/20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:35 - 02:45

Hopefully Salt: Superman wishes he'd locked the front door of the Fortress of Solitude. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get some surplus military hardware. (S8 Ep15/20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:45 - 03:00

Yogurt in a Bag: Liam Neeson's seat at the cinema is... taken. A vet explains how 101 Dalmatians reproduce, and Monster High steals the Crypt Keeper's routine. (S8 Ep16/20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:00 - 07:00

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Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:05

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Tomorrow 07:05 - 07:30

WrestleMania: Murray buys WrestleMania tickets to spend time with Barry and Adam, only to find that the tickets are fakes and they can't get in. Guest starring Hulk Hogan. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:30 - 08:00

Angst-Giving: Pop-Pop and Uncle Marvin each find a way to disrupt Beverly's best-laid Thanksgiving plans. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30

Hooked: Ted is humiliated when he sees a woman he's dating on another date on the night they were supposed to meet. Marshall is charmed by a man who is smitten with Lily. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00

Say Cheese: Lily is annoyed with Ted for inviting his new date Amanda to her birthday dinner, complaining about the run of short-lived girlfriends he brings along each year. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12) [S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00

In Somerset, Norman and Dee serve up Indian cuisine and charisma. Ashley lets down Sophie by wearing a creased shirt. And Brett and Vicky's chances become rarer as their steaks misfire. [S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00

In South Yorkshire, Phil and Ali host an evening fit for the A-list, there's romance in the air for Erica and Nigel, and art lovers Stephen and Kevin sculpt a sophisticated trifle. [S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00

The One with the Fisherman's Wedding: Harry's got two loves in his life: the sea, and fiancée Mel - who hates being out on the water. So a boat trip to the reception is certain to be a hit. [S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00

The One in a Science Museum: Bride Lauren's hopes for a classy, mature affair on her big day have no bearing on fiancé Charles, who is instead plotting a sci-fi wedding at a science museum. [S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00

Gina Rivera is the president of Phenix Salon Suites, which rents boutiques to hairdressers. She goes incognito among her franchisees to see how the company could be improved. (S6 Ep4/13) [S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 16:00

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12) [S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 17:00

Spin a Yarn: Gordon tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant in California. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13) [S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 18:00

Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8) [S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00

Drifting Standards: A deckhand and guest drift too far away at sea, leaving Captain Sandy questioning her bosun. A guest complains about the food. (S9 Ep3/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00

In the grand final, there's chocolate gobbling, bizarre body movements and indecent proposals, but which plucky competitor will be declared champion? Edited for language. (S12 Ep10/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on Jon Richardson and Rose Matafeo. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep1) [S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00

Spin a Yarn: Gordon tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant in California. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13) [S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 23:35

Entertaining Father Stone: For six years, Father Stone has been coming to Craggy Island, and for Father Ted, Father Dougal and Father Jack, that's seven years too many. (S1 Ep2/7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:35 - 00:05

The Passion of St Tibulus: A film that has been denounced by the Pope is due to be shown on Craggy Island, so Bishop Brennan tells Ted to get it withdrawn. (S1 Ep3/7) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:05 - 00:55

Jimmy Carr hosts, with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford, plus celebrity guests Carol Vorderman, Myleene Klass, Russell Kane and Rufus Hound. (S9 Ep5) [S]

Saturday 00:55 - 02:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on Jon Richardson and Rose Matafeo. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep1) [S]

Saturday 02:00 - 02:25

It's Electric: The guys pitch their whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups. The loser heads to the spa for an electrifying punishment that's been two years in the making. (S8 Ep24) [S]

Saturday 02:25 - 02:35

Secret of the Flushed Footlong: Watch the outtakes from Seth Green's classic Burger King commercial. Andy's latest toy doesn't fit in with the Toy Story gang. (S8 Ep17/20) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:35 - 02:45

Food: The Robot Chicken writers drop the mic. The Exo-Squad's suits are ready for job number one, but not job number two. Remy makes a new kind of ratatouille. (S8 Ep18/20) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:45 - 03:00

Not Enough Women: What would happen if Darth Vader learned to say 'I'm sorry'? The Terminator changes the future too much. Edna Mode gets an incredible new job. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:00 - 07:00

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Saturday 07:00 - 07:05

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Saturday 07:05 - 07:35

Zoo or False: Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:35 - 08:00

Home Wreckers: Ted is upset when his mum marries her long-term partner and walks out of the wedding, refusing to give a speech. Later, he buys a house on a whim. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:00 - 08:30

Twin Beds: After Don asks Robin to move in with him, she decides it's time for Ted and Barney to meet him. They both react badly when they realise Robin has moved on. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:30 - 09:00

Robots Versus Wrestlers: Lily and Marshall discuss having children, Ted mixes with a new social crowd and Barney worries that the gang is drifting apart. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:00 - 09:30

The Wedding Bride: Ted takes a date to see a new hit film, but the plot eerily reflects his relationship with Stella. Then he discovers Stella's fiancé wrote the screenplay. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:30 - 10:00

It's a Wonderful Life: When Beverly signs everyone up for a holiday family photo, Geoff is excited to join in - despite Erica's reservations. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 10:00 - 10:30

Pickleball: Under pressure to beef up his CV, Adam tries out for William Penn's pickleball team. Beverly's determined to give Murray an epic birthday bash. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 10:30 - 11:00

Game Night: When he befriends the most popular girl in school, Adam turns to the cool new guidance counsellor for advice. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 11:00 - 11:30

Geoff the Pleaser: Geoff struggles to balance demands from the Jenkintown Posse and Erica. Adam faces a crisis of confidence over his career path. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 11:30 - 12:00

The Preventa Mode: As Valentine's Day approaches, Barry is shocked when an attractive teaching assistant agrees to go out with him. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:00 - 13:00

The One in a Boarding School: Is there anything more romantic than a boarding school? Not according to James, who's booked Dulwich College school hall as the venue for his wedding to Mercy. [S]

Saturday 13:00 - 14:00

The One in a Barn: Nathan is plotting a rural knees-up in a big old barn for his fiancée Nicky. But will his plans be derailed by his mother-in-law, who wants to plan the wedding herself? [S]

Saturday 14:00 - 15:00

The Bridgend Glastonbury One: Hywel wants to turn his wedding to Beca into a music festival. And just like Glastonbury, the big day starts out with torrential rain. Will it be a washout? [S]

Saturday 15:00 - 16:00

The One with All the Greatest Moments: Patsy Palmer runs us through some of her favourite moments from DTTB. There's drama galore, stacks of romance, and a fair few tears... [S]

Saturday 16:00 - 17:00

The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret... (S5 Ep7) [S]

Saturday 17:00 - 18:00

The Burger Kitchen (Part 2/2): In the second half of a two-part Nightmare in LA, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4) [S]

Saturday 18:00 - 19:00

Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but he didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3) [S]

Saturday 19:00 - 20:00

Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4) [S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

The Septum Deviation: When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

The Champagne Reflection: Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 21:30

The Clean Room Infiltration: Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games. Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:30 - 22:00

The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe that he helped launch. (S8 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 22:30

The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:30 - 22:55

The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:55 - 23:25

The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:25 - 23:50

The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:50 - 00:20

The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:20 - 00:50

The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:50 - 01:15

Field of Screams: The guys must identify the Joker behind humiliating commands in a voice-disguising challenge, then pose as dinosaur experts with preposterous prehistoric lessons. (S3 Ep3) [S]

Sunday 01:15 - 01:40

Impractical Jokers: Bonus Footage: The guys discuss their favourite moments and treat viewers to behind-the-scenes mishaps. (S3 Ep4) [S]

Sunday 01:40 - 02:05

Nationals Disaster: The guys fumble through a grocery store and regift the contents of a mystery bag. Then they must seek out the 'chosen one' in an embarrassing challenge. (S3 Ep5) [S]

Sunday 02:05 - 02:35

Toasted: The guys get in a pickle serving up humiliating tasks as deli waiters, and later they step behind the counter to ask customers to settle a series of silly debates. (S3 Ep6) [S]

Sunday 02:35 - 07:00

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Sunday 07:05 - 07:30

Dave Kim's Party: With Dave Kim's parents out of town for the weekend, Adam decides to throw a giant party to impress Brea. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Sunday 07:30 - 07:55

Body Swap: Adam is thrilled about William Penn's new open lunch policy. And Geoff gets more than he bargained for when he uses Barry's student ID. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]

Sunday 07:55 - 08:25

A Fish Story: After Geoff vows to rekindle Erica's interest in music, she auditions for a campus a cappella group. Beverly forces Adam and Murray to go camping. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]

Sunday 08:25 - 08:55

Schmoopie's Big Adventure: When Adam's birthday arrives, Beverly takes drastic measures to keep him from growing up too fast. (S7 Ep18) [AD,S]

Sunday 08:55 - 09:25

Island Time: For spring break, Barry talks Erica, Ren and the JTP into a discount vacation. Beverly worries when Adam considers taking time off after school. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]

Sunday 09:25 - 09:55

The Return of the Formica King: Business rival and nemesis 'Formica' Mike attempts to make an offer Murray can't refuse by buying Ottoman Empire. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]

Sunday 09:55 - 10:55

In Liverpool, there are revelations, a Mexican fiesta, large portions of blunt feedback and a side order of revenge, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party. [S]

Sunday 10:55 - 12:00

In Northampton, Shelly and Scott serve food that they think nobody will have heard of. They take on 'Team Texas' - Ilyas and Amanda - and Sabbi and Ashley, who host an Indo-Caribbean night. [S]

Sunday 12:00 - 13:00

In Northampton, there's a Tex-Mex menu, posh pub grub and a side order of revenge. And one couple are convinced that no one can beat their holiday park setting and flavoursome food. [S]

Sunday 13:00 - 14:00

In Nottingham, Clare and Ric plan a traditional Italian menu, Donna and Simon's food is anything but classic, and Laura and Blaine host an evening of sparkling wit and entertainment. [S]

Sunday 14:00 - 15:00

PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5) [S]

Sunday 15:00 - 16:00

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6) [S]

Sunday 16:00 - 17:00

Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7) [S]

Sunday 17:00 - 18:00

Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8) [S]

Sunday 18:00 - 19:00

Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S]

Sunday 19:00 - 20:00

Kings Blu Jam: With debts mounting, and a 'toxic' dynamic between owner Connie and her manager and daughter Justin, can Gordon turn things around at Kings Blu Jam Café in Texas? (S9 Ep6) [S]

Sunday 20:00 - 21:00

Maisie Adam sees red, Phil Ellis strips to his base layer and Reece Shearsmith destroys a valuable treasure. The Taskmaster maintains order, with authority in good measure. (S20 Ep5/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sarah Millican and Phil Wang take on Tom Allen and Roisin Conaty. Sam Campbell joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S24 Ep2) [S]

Sunday 22:00 - 23:05

Award-winning comedian Sarah Millican perfoms to her home crowd at Newcastle's Tyne Theatre. Join her for some funny observations on domestic bliss, including bras, cats and loads of mugs. [S]

Sunday 23:05 - 00:00

An extended edition of the show. Craig Revel Horwood, David O'Doherty, Rick Edwards and Ellie Taylor join Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to thrash out more hot topics. [S]

Monday 00:00 - 00:30

Scarytales: The guys are forced to look for love in all the wrong places at a singles' event, and then they make embarrassing calls after borrowing strangers' phones. (S3 Ep7) [S]

Monday 00:30 - 00:55

Inside the Vault: The Jokers get together again to share even more favourite moments and uncomfortable, embarrassing, humiliating and outrageous scenes. (S3 Ep8) [S]

Monday 00:55 - 01:25

Bigger in Texas: The New Yorkers cause trouble in Texas teaching cowboy skills on a ranch, and forget their southern hospitality when they try to sell western wear. (S3 Ep9) [S]

Monday 01:25 - 01:50

Snow Way Out: The guys do customer service at a liquor store and pretend to work at a deli. The losers pay a frigid price in a cold-hearted double punishment. (S3 Ep10) [S]

Monday 01:50 - 02:10

Takes the Cake: The guys try to warm up to strangers at a ski lodge and pull up a chair as uninvited guests at an Italian restaurant. (S3 Ep11) [S]

Monday 02:10 - 02:35

Anniversary Edition: Joe, Sal, Q and Murr celebrate three years in this special anniversary edition. They pull from the vault some never-before-seen bonus footage. (S3 Ep12) [S]

Monday 02:35 - 03:00

The Angelic Sounds of Mike Giggling: Lois Lane is dead, but was it... super murder? Batman asks whether Superman can bleed, but maybe he couldn't care less. (S8 Ep20/20) [AD,S]

Monday 03:00 - 07:00

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Monday 07:00 - 07:05

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Monday 07:05 - 07:30

It's a Wonderful Life: When Beverly signs everyone up for a holiday family photo, Geoff is excited to join in - despite Erica's reservations. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 07:55

Pickleball: Under pressure to beef up his CV, Adam tries out for William Penn's pickleball team. Beverly's determined to give Murray an epic birthday bash. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 07:55 - 08:25

Zoo or False: Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Monday 08:25 - 08:55

Home Wreckers: Ted is upset when his mum marries her long-term partner and walks out of the wedding, refusing to give a speech. Later, he buys a house on a whim. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Monday 08:55 - 09:55

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10) [S]

Monday 09:55 - 10:55

In Sheffield, there's bickering, failed romance and plenty of revelations, as car salesman Paul and his partner Sara, newly-weds Russell and Shane, and kooky duo Janine and Neil compete. [S]

Monday 10:55 - 12:00

In Cornwall, artistic Zaya and Damian serve a modern British menu, property developers Kelly and Jon show off their refurbished mansion, and Emma and Gavin host a fun-filled Cornish night. [S]

Monday 12:00 - 13:00

The One with Two Weddings: Luke is planning two weddings for bride Alex. A quickie in a local registry office, then a big bash in Ibiza. Neither are the nuptials Alex has in mind, though. [S]

Monday 13:00 - 14:00

The One with the Worst Hen Do Ever: Anna's planning her wedding to bride-to-be Sian. But Anna's aversion to all things girly proves difficult when buying a dress - and organising a hen do. [S]

Monday 14:00 - 15:00

David Seelinger, the chairman and CEO of New Jersey-based EmpireCLS, which provides chauffeured luxury transportation, works among his staff posing as a reality show contestant. (S6 Ep5/13) [S]

Monday 15:00 - 16:00

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10) [S]

Monday 16:00 - 17:00

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14) [S]

Monday 17:00 - 18:00

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9) [S]

Monday 18:00 - 19:00

Greeking Havoc: The deck team leap into action to salvage a chaotic beach picnic. Meanwhile, romance begins to blossom between more than two crew members. (S9 Ep4/17) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 21:00

Five celebrities enter Greg Davies' lair to begin a bitter battle for glory. Alex Horne invigilates while trying to avoid a barrage of fruit. (S13 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Victoria Coren Mitchell take on Jon Richardson and James Acaster. Morgana Robinson joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep2) [S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14) [S]

Monday 23:00 - 23:40

And God Created Woman: When novelist Polly Clarke - author of the steamy novel Bejewelled with Kisses - comes to stay on the island, Ted thinks that she's fallen for him. (S1 Ep5/7) [AD,S]

Monday 23:40 - 00:10

Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest: Father Jack drinks more floor polish than is wise, leaving Ted and Dougal £500,000 in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to get it? (S1 Ep6/7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:10 - 01:00

Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by guests Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson for an extended version of the show. [S]

Tuesday 01:00 - 02:05

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Victoria Coren Mitchell take on Jon Richardson and James Acaster. Morgana Robinson joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep2) [S]

Tuesday 02:05 - 03:00

Five celebrities enter Greg Davies' lair to begin a bitter battle for glory. Alex Horne invigilates while trying to avoid a barrage of fruit. (S13 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:00 - 07:00

Teleshopping

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:05

Teleshopping

Tuesday 07:05 - 07:30

Game Night: When he befriends the most popular girl in school, Adam turns to the cool new guidance counsellor for advice. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

Geoff the Pleaser: Geoff struggles to balance demands from the Jenkintown Posse and Erica. Adam faces a crisis of confidence over his career path. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:25

Twin Beds: After Don asks Robin to move in with him, she decides it's time for Ted and Barney to meet him. They both react badly when they realise Robin has moved on. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:25 - 08:55

Robots Versus Wrestlers: Lily and Marshall discuss having children, Ted mixes with a new social crowd and Barney worries that the gang is drifting apart. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:55 - 09:55

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15) [S]

Tuesday 09:55 - 10:55

In Cornwall, there are Friesian cows, pitchforks and zombie apocalypse advice, in an eclectic edition of the dining competition. [S]

Tuesday 10:55 - 12:00

In Portsmouth, there's organic fare, glitter and sparkle, and some school dinner comparisons, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party. [S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00

The One with the Big Kid's Wedding: Kara worries that Alex might be a bit immature. But Alex is setting out to prove her wrong with, er, a wedding inspired by a primary school summer fair. [S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00

The One with the Royle Wedding: Victoria is not enjoying the build-up to her wedding to fiancé Nick Royle. She's constantly on edge. Will his plan for royal-themed nuptials ease her nerves? [S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00

Robert Powells, the president of Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops, the largest fizzy drink and sweet shop franchise in America, goes incognito among his staff. (S6 Ep6/13) [S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15) [S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00

Revisit 1: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16) [S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00

Michon's: Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11) [S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00

Caught Between a Dock and a Heart Place: There're clashes when two stews pursue the same deckhand. The interior are in disarray when Aesha is rushed to hospital. (S9 Ep5/17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to make a speech at his old high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00

Ardal O'Hanlon makes some sheep, Chris Ramsey gets younger, Judi Love becomes a queen, Sophie Duker wets teabags, and Bridget Christie gets lost in a small field. (S13 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson take on Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Sam Simmons joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

Revisit 1: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16) [S]

Tuesday 23:00 - 23:40

Hell: Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. With two 'places of interest' to visit, it's an incredibly exciting two weeks. (S2 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:40 - 00:10

Think Fast, Father Ted: To raise funds to fix the leaky roof, Ted receives a car from Bishop Brennan to raffle. But, as usual, things go horribly wrong. (S2 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:10 - 01:00

Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by guests Gok Wan, Sarah Millican, Seann Walsh and Amy Childs from The Only Way Is Essex. [S]

Wednesday 01:00 - 02:05

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson take on Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Sam Simmons joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep3) [S]

Wednesday 02:05 - 03:00

Ardal O'Hanlon makes some sheep, Chris Ramsey gets younger, Judi Love becomes a queen, Sophie Duker wets teabags, and Bridget Christie gets lost in a small field. (S13 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:00 - 07:00

Teleshopping

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:05

Teleshopping

Wednesday 07:05 - 07:30

The Preventa Mode: As Valentine's Day approaches, Barry is shocked when an attractive teaching assistant agrees to go out with him. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55

Dave Kim's Party: With Dave Kim's parents out of town for the weekend, Adam decides to throw a giant party to impress Brea. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:55 - 08:25

The Wedding Bride: Ted takes a date to see a new hit film, but the plot eerily reflects his relationship with Stella. Then he discovers Stella's fiancé wrote the screenplay. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:25 - 08:50

Doppelgangers: Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:50 - 09:50

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S]

Wednesday 09:50 - 10:55

In an edition from Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight, Maddi and Givon serve fine champagne and fusion food, Kate and Dan play it safe, and Ali and John's risky menu results in kitchen chaos. [S]

Wednesday 10:55 - 12:00

In Lincolnshire and Yorkshire, there's a one-man comedy show, a posh take on some Yorkshire classics, and a big surprise for one guest. [S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00

The One on a Rollercoaster: Ex-footballer Steve thinks he's onto a winner by planning to tie the knot to bride Kayleigh while on a rollercoaster. There's more drama than a World Cup final. [S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00

Darryl is planning a DIY reception in a home-made tipi decked with fairy lights for his bride-to-be Clodagh, who yearns for a classic big day at a stately country house hotel. [S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00

Rick Forman, founder and CEO of New Jersey-based discount clothing superstore Forman Mills, dons a disguise to go undercover in his workforce, posing as a reality TV contestant. (S6 Ep7/13) [S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 1/2): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1) [S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00

Spin a Yarn: Gordon tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant in California. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13) [S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00

Running Aft-er Time: Aesha loses patience when her stews' work slips. And the anchor gets stuck, leaving the yacht stranded at sea. (S9 Ep6/17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00

Emotions run high as Bridget Christie shoves a cuddly toy inside a traffic cone. Sophie Duker does a strange dinosaur impression. Plus: robots, and an impressive hose! (S13 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Rob Beckett take on guest team captain Alan Carr and Sarah Millican. Nick Mohammed joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 1/2): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1) [S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 23:35

Tentacles of Doom: With the island's most popular religious knick-knack about to be upgraded to a Class Two relic, Ted must ensure all the priests are on their best behaviour. (S2 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:35 - 00:10

The Old Grey Whistle Theft: The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island? (S2 Ep4/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:10 - 01:00

An extended edition of the show, with guests Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia, who thrash out the hot topical themes of the week. [S]

Thursday 01:00 - 02:05

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Rob Beckett take on guest team captain Alan Carr and Sarah Millican. Nick Mohammed joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep4) [S]

Thursday 02:05 - 03:00

Emotions run high as Bridget Christie shoves a cuddly toy inside a traffic cone. Sophie Duker does a strange dinosaur impression. Plus: robots, and an impressive hose! (S13 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:00 - 07:00

Teleshopping

Thursday 07:00 - 07:05

Teleshopping

Thursday 07:05 - 07:35

Body Swap: Adam is thrilled about William Penn's new open lunch policy. And Geoff gets more than he bargained for when he uses Barry's student ID. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:35 - 08:00

A Fish Story: After Geoff vows to rekindle Erica's interest in music, she auditions for a campus a cappella group. Beverly forces Adam and Murray to go camping. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:00 - 08:30

Big Days: Ted and Barney argue about who has first 'dibs' on asking out a beautiful woman, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:30 - 09:00

Cleaning House: Barney convinces the gang to help his mum move house. They soon learn that she is very protective of Barney and told him white lies throughout his childhood. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:00 - 10:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 2/2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2) [S]

Thursday 10:00 - 11:00

Competing to host the best party in Grimsby are straight-talking Mel and Patrick, seasoned ravers Vanessa and Steve and lovebirds Amber and Ryan, whose matching pink outfits raise eyebrows. [S]

Thursday 11:00 - 12:00

In Worthing and Portsmouth, distinguished Bill and Hilary, dance fans Micaela and Sanchez and kids' entertainer Doug and his partner Patsy compete in a week of hippy happenings and hip-hop. [S]

Thursday 12:00 - 13:00

The One at a Naval College: Andrew's torn between two worlds when it comes to planning his wedding to his fiancée - and former boss - Amanda. Will his laddish past get the better of him? [S]

Thursday 13:00 - 14:00

The One with All the Proposals: In this special episode, a bunch of daring grooms propose to their partners in the most outlandish, romantic and downright crazy ways imaginable. [S]

Thursday 14:00 - 15:00

Jessica Herrin, CEO of Stella & Dot, a direct sales company in the jewellery and accessories field with headquarters in San Francisco, goes undercover alongside her employees. (S6 Ep8/13) [S]

Thursday 15:00 - 16:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 2/2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2) [S]

Thursday 16:00 - 17:00

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3) [S]

Thursday 17:00 - 18:00

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10) [S]

Thursday 18:00 - 19:00

Chain Reaction: To avoid being stranded at sea, Captain Sandy makes a critical decision that could impact the season. And wildfires encroach on the marina. (S9 Ep7/17) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 21:00

Alex Horne is pelted with milk and gin, Bridget Christie has many questions about shoes, Judi Love is bewildered by bunting, and Ardal O'Hanlon looks a bit bereft. (S13 Ep4/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson. Adam Riches as Sean Bean joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep7) [S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3) [S]

Thursday 23:00 - 23:35

A Song for Europe: Ted and Dougal decide to enter the Eurosong contest. With inspired lyrics, a jaunty tune and the right attitude, they stand a good chance. Don't they? (S2 Ep5/10) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:35 - 00:05

Rock-a-Hula Ted: A feminist protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is about to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with his clash of convictions? (S2 Ep7/10) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 00:55

An extended edition of the show. Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Tim Westwood, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty and Matthew Crosby. [S]

Friday 00:55 - 02:00

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson. Adam Riches as Sean Bean joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S18 Ep7) [S]