Today 14:30 - 15:00
AC/DC: Peralta injures himself chasing a suspect but won't take time off to recover. Holt and Diaz have an awkward dinner date with their significant others. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
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Mon Feb 09
Today 15:00 - 15:30
My Big Fat Geek Wedding: On the eve of their nuptials, Edna calls it all off with Principal Skinner. As Marge consoles Edna, she realises her own relationship isn't so great. (S15 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Catch 'Em if You Can: Homer and Marge abscond for a romantic weekend in Miami, so Bart and Lisa chase them across the country to ruin their holiday. (S15 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Fonzie Scheme: Murray is honoured for his business skills. Barry's scheme to steal golf carts goes off the rails. Beverly attempts to help Murray find a hobby. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
The Day After the Day After: After watching a scary TV film, Barry begs Murray to build an underground bunker. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Written in the Stars: Phil thinks that Gloria is upset with Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
The Mattress: Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future, but not everyone approves. And chemistry grows between two residents. [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
Every Man's Dream: Homer and Marge have a trial separation and embark on new relationships when Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy. (S27 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Can two content creators, an adventure mermaid and a Sicilian chef find love? And Shrish returns, for cat chat, banter, bonding and plenty of spicy margaritas with James. (S22 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Britain's top TV critics on: Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News on the US Open. (S18 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest TV critics have been watching: The Great British Bake Off, Vigil, Sex Actually with Alice Levine and This Morning. (S18 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tue Feb 10
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
Sharmayne and Jamie have little sexual experience with others. Can a high-energy social ease them into opening up? Plus: hot tubs and hesitation for Simon and Chris. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:15
In the studio this time are 27-year-old flight attendant Alex, who's never had a serious relationship, and horse-loving Laura, who wants to lasso a sexy stallion. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:15 - 03:15
Can two content creators, an adventure mermaid and a Sicilian chef find love? And Shrish returns, for cat chat, banter, bonding and plenty of spicy margaritas with James. (S22 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:15 - 04:10
Britain's top TV critics on: Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News on the US Open. (S18 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:10 - 05:05
In the studio this time are 27-year-old flight attendant Alex, who's never had a serious relationship, and horse-loving Laura, who wants to lasso a sexy stallion. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:05 - 05:30
I Drank the Mold: Adam has a birthday sleepover, where his friend Garry shares out some of his dad's home brew and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:30 - 05:55
La Biblioteca Es Libros: Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:55 - 07:00
The One with the Helicopter: Reece, who is ex-military, plans a wedding with an army twist. But his bride Lucy would prefer something in a castle. [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30
Prince is backed into a corner. Liberty leans on her friends as concerns about her new relationship rise. And a resident is overwhelmed with emotion. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55
Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future, but not everyone approves. And chemistry grows between two residents. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room: In California, Gordon visits Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room, where he tries to mend relationships between the owner, his wife and their children. (S6 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Nino's: Gordon visits Long Beach in California to save Nino's, a failing Italian restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son Nino. (S6 Ep9) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30
Snow Day: Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00
Agassi: Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30
It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy: Phil and Claire want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one else seems to share their enthusiasm for it. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00
Ten Years Later: Claire is determined to make up for her less-than-joyful mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their 10th-anniversary party. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00
Mill Street Bistro (Part 1/2): Gordon visits Ohio. The owner of the Mill Street Bistro claims to have the best menu between New York and LA. But the diners don't agree. (S6 Ep12) [S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 14:00
Mill Street Bistro (Part 2/2): In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet. (S6 Ep13) [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Det. Dave Majors: Peralta is excited to work on a case with Dave Majors, the best detective in the NYPD, until Majors reveals that he plans to ask Santiago out. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Simple Simpson: Homer becomes masked vigilante the 'Pie Man' but gets an offer that tempts him away from his crime-fighting ways, which could be bad news for the Dalai Lama... (S15 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
The Way We Weren't: Homer admits that Marge wasn't his first kiss. A flashback to Homer's youth reveals all about his first romantic clinch - and the reason they lost touch. (S15 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Jedi Master Adam Skywalker: Barry and Erica try to find out how they will appear in the school yearbook. Murray is annoyed when Marvin visits to ask for money. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Weird Science: Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Royal Visit: When Haley's astrophysicist boyfriend visits, Claire and Phil compete to prove who's smarter. Mitch and Cam go to a yoga retreat. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Daddy Issues: Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge's resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny's real dad. Phil agonises over getting an anniversary gift for Claire. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
Ava: Jeffords asks Peralta to take care of his pregnant wife when she drops by at the precinct while he and Diaz are out investigating a murder case. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
The Swedes: Santiago and Jeffords help Gina to prepare for an exam. Peralta and Diaz work with two Swedish detectives on an international jewel theft case. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
The McQueens panic when the police turn up on their doorstep. The wheels are in motion for Donny's new business. And a confession breaks a resident's heart. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
'Cue Detective: A celebrity chef challenges Homer to a barbecue cook-off, but before the contest can take place, Homer's secret weapon - his prized new barbecue grill - is stolen. (S27 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
'Nice guy' Matteo meets goal-oriented Sam, who mentions babies before they've even ordered dinner. A 'tree hugger', a chef and a wedding singer also seek their matches. (S22 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
On the Box this time, Strictly Come Dancing, Vigil, Serengeti II, Come Dine with Me, Ambulance, Hotel Paranormal and Keir Starmer on The Andrew Marr Show. (S18 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching Squid Game, Strictly Come Dancing, The Mating Game, Family Fortunes, Extreme Food Phobics, and The Hairy Bikers Go North. (S18 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wed Feb 11
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05
Jamie and Sharmayne remain unsure about how far they can go. And can seasoned swingers Ashley and Tanya take the next step and have sex with others on their own? (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:05 - 02:15
Model Hope - who's a big wrestling fan - needs help finding a man with a slamming body. Veterinary student Kurt can talk to animals but gets tongue-tied chatting to the ladies. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:15
'Nice guy' Matteo meets goal-oriented Sam, who mentions babies before they've even ordered dinner. A 'tree hugger', a chef and a wedding singer also seek their matches. (S22 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:15 - 04:10
On the Box this time, Strictly Come Dancing, Vigil, Serengeti II, Come Dine with Me, Ambulance, Hotel Paranormal and Keir Starmer on The Andrew Marr Show. (S18 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 04:10 - 05:05
Model Hope - who's a big wrestling fan - needs help finding a man with a slamming body. Veterinary student Kurt can talk to animals but gets tongue-tied chatting to the ladies. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:05 - 05:30
Just Say No: As the presidential election approaches, Erica's shocked to discover that Beverly always just votes for the same candidate as Murray. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:30 - 05:55
As You Wish: Murray's happy when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school - until he discovers that that activity is fencing. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:55 - 07:00
The Adventure Sports One: Excitable groom Jonny plans an adrenaline-fuelled wedding for his bride-to-be Kate, who favours something simple. [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future, but not everyone approves. And chemistry grows between two residents. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
The McQueens panic when the police turn up on their doorstep. The wheels are in motion for Donny's new business. And a confession breaks a resident's heart. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Mill Street Bistro (Part 1/2): Gordon visits Ohio. The owner of the Mill Street Bistro claims to have the best menu between New York and LA. But the diners don't agree. (S6 Ep12) [S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Mill Street Bistro (Part 2/2): In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet. (S6 Ep13) [S,SL]
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Spencer's Gift: Erica is jealous of Barry's outstanding performance when they both get after-school jobs at Spencer's gift shop selling novelty presents. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
So Swayze It's Crazy: When Adam tries his hand at acting, an agent decides he's only good for nerd roles, so Beverly sets out to turn him into a heartthrob. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
Winner Winner Turkey Dinner: Jay's Thanksgiving toast honours the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that they aren't quite true. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
Brushes with Celebrity: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount their celebrity encounters. When Phil shows a house to his musical hero, he's determined to make a good impression. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00
Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep10) [S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00
The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14) [S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than ever before. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes chaos at the precinct. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Bart-Mangled Banner: The family are arrested after Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge says on national television that all of Springfield hates America. (S15 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Fraudcast News: When Mr Burns is reported dead, all the media outlets say what they really think of him. But the announcement is premature, and Mr Burns takes revenge... (S15 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Hogan Is My Grandfather: Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly meddles in Coach Mellor's strained relationship with his brother, Coach Nick. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Chips and Salsa: When Haley hears that her boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to convince Gloria to sell her salsa. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Mother!: When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam realise the effect she has on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Yippie Kayak: Peralta, Boyle and Gina get involved in a hostage situation while they're shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove that she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Hostage Situation: Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Springfield Files: Homer thinks he's seen an alien in the woods. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully (guest stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson). (S8 Ep10/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Vicky struggles to decide what she wants for her future. A mother puts her foot down. And a couple are forced to face their feelings, but is it the end? [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Puffless: Patty and Selma try to quit smoking. But when Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer - much to Homer's dismay. Maggie befriends some animals. (S27 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
The restaurant celebrates the most romantic day of the year. Jade and Genell have one of First Dates' flirtiest ever encounters. Wedding singer Dave is looking for marital bliss. (S23 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching You, Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Trash Monsters: What's Your Waste Size? and other top TV. (S18 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05
On the Box: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Sex, Love & Goop, Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, The Cube, Celebrity Ghost Trip and This Morning. (S18 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thu Feb 12
Thursday 00:05 - 01:10
Stripping Off: Dating? Awkward. Getting naked in front of total strangers? Really awkward. Rylan Clark presents as 10 nude singles try to find love in the buff. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:10 - 02:15
The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:15 - 03:20
The restaurant celebrates the most romantic day of the year. Jade and Genell have one of First Dates' flirtiest ever encounters. Wedding singer Dave is looking for marital bliss. (S23 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:20 - 04:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching You, Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Trash Monsters: What's Your Waste Size? and other top TV. (S18 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 04:10 - 05:05
The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:05 - 05:30
Dance Party USA: Erica's dream opportunity to dance on a TV show turns into a nightmare. Adam takes to gambling at school. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:30 - 05:55
Bill/Murray: Adam and Beverly decide to film a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard stand out, while Murray bonds with Lainey's dad Bill. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:55 - 07:00
The One with the Leak: Yanis wants his big day to be a towering success, featuring the Eiffel Tower. But when the wedding plans are leaked, the couple are left facing the consequences. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Mother!: When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam realise the effect she has on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep10) [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14) [S,SL]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
The Kara-te Kid: Inspired by the Karate Kid films, Adam and the other Adam Goldberg face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud for good. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
Baré: When Lainey wins a scholarship to a top art college, Barry considers modifying his dream of becoming a doctor to go with her. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Tough Love: After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides that a solo camping trip in the wild is just what he needs to boost his confidence. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
He Said, She Shed: The homeowners association deny Claire's request to build a 'She Shed' in the garden, and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15) [S]
Thursday 13:00 - 14:00
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11) [S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The Funeral: Another personnel change at the precinct puts Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Meanwhile, Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Boyle's Hunch: Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to re-invent herself by going to night school, but change-averse Murray tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Clash of Swords: Mitchell and fanboy Phil sneak out to Hero-Con in Clash of Swords cosplay. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
9 Days: Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
The Cruise: Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Brand new series - The Last Man Expanding: Springfield's hooked on a weight loss drug. Homer's not sold on it, until Marge begs him to take it. But there's a side effect... (S36 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Halloween of Horror: Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party. (S27 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
On the Box this time, The Outlaws, Family Fortunes, You, Celebrity Yorkshire Auction House, The Mating Game, and ITV News. (S18 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Sitting on a Fortune, Close to Me, You, Nadiya's Fast Flavours, Animal, UFO Witness and This Morning. (S18 Ep9) [AD,S]
Fri Feb 13
Friday 00:05 - 01:05
The Naked Newbie: Radical dating show presented by Rylan Clark. Heads are turned as a new naked arrival upsets the singletons' budding connections (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 01:05 - 02:05
Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 02:05 - 03:10
Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 03:10 - 04:00
On the Box this time, The Outlaws, Family Fortunes, You, Celebrity Yorkshire Auction House, The Mating Game, and ITV News. (S18 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 04:00 - 04:55
Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 04:55 - 05:20
Goldbergs Feel Hard: Erica is accepted into a summer arts school, but Murray struggles to express pride in her achievement. Barry becomes the school mascot. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 05:20 - 05:45
A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry throw a big party but it spirals out of control. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 05:45 - 07:00
The One at a Rugby Match: Rugby-loving Wes plans the biggest wedding ever, in front of 26,000 people at a rugby match. But bride-to-be Charlotte wants something intimate. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
Clash of Swords: Mitchell and fanboy Phil sneak out to Hero-Con in Clash of Swords cosplay. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
I Love a Parade: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15) [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11) [S,SL]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
A Night to Remember: Barry plans romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night, Erica and Geoff try to attend the event together and a nerdy girl asks Adam out. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
The Dynamic Duo: Barry tries to drive a wedge between Adam and Pops when they discuss a recently released Batman movie. Erica messes up her college interview. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
Dear Beloved Family: Gloria rushes Phil to hospital for emergency surgery when he experiences intense stomach pains. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
In Your Head: Luke goes missing after a night out. Can Manny, Phil and Gloria find him? Haley tries to land an interview with the creator of a big lifestyle website. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 13:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S]
Friday 13:00 - 14:00
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The Oolong Slayer: Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned Amazing Detective Slash Genius. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Girl Talk: Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
A Wall Street Thanksgiving: Murray has to intervene when Marvin reveals that he's become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
I Love a Parade: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The 9-8: Peralta is reunited with his old partner when the Nine-Nine have to host officers from the Nine-Eight precinct because of a flood. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
Brand new series - P.S. I Hate You: Marge's reputation as Springfield's nicest resident is jeopardised when her secret stash of vitriolic letters is stolen during a house party. (S36 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
Friend with Benefit: When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father. (S27 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Chi-Chi and her son Kurtis visit the restaurant together: can she resist interfering in his date with Jaleesa? And Danny discovers that his date's best friend is First Dates waiter Laura. [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 00:20
(2004) Comedy sequel. What happens when an ex-CIA prude and ageing, sexually liberated hippies become in-laws? Robert De Niro, Barbara Streisand and Dustin Hoffman show you what happens. [AD,S]
Sat Feb 14
Saturday 00:20 - 01:20
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:20 - 02:25
Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:25 - 03:30
What do the Goggleboxers think of The Graham Norton Show; Mary Berry - Love to Cook; Celebrity Antiques Road Trip; Strictly; The Lakes with Simon Reeve; and Sex: Unzipped? (S18 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 03:30 - 04:25
Chi-Chi and her son Kurtis visit the restaurant together: can she resist interfering in his date with Jaleesa? And Danny discovers that his date's best friend is First Dates waiter Laura. [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 04:25 - 05:15
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:15 - 05:40
A Chorus Lie: Adam's voice breaks right when he lands the lead role in the school musical. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:40 - 06:05
Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:05 - 07:00
The One on a Train: Self-conscious groom Richard plans a first-class trip for his bride. Can he meet straight-talking Latrice's big hopes for a deluxe event? [S]
Saturday 07:00 - 08:40
T Minus Ten / All In: The teams create builds that are fired towards space on a rocket, then build platforms that connect with a ball rolling through a pipe. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 08:40 - 09:05
Come Fly with Me: Jay reluctantly takes Phil out to fly his new model plane, but a manoeuvre goes awry... (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 09:05 - 10:05
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 10:05 - 11:05
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 11:05 - 12:05
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S]
Saturday 12:05 - 13:00
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon's got his work cut out at J Willy's in Indiana - most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S]
Saturday 13:00 - 15:20
(2014) Jamie Foxx stars in this reboot of the 1982 musical. Orphan Annie is transported to post-2008 recession-hit New York, where she becomes the ward of a germaphobe running for mayor. [S]
Saturday 15:20 - 15:50
Rosebud: He may be obscenely rich, but Mr Burns can never be truly happy without his childhood teddy bear, Bobo, who Bart finds in a bag of ice and gives to Maggie. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:50 - 16:25
Treehouse of Horror IV: Homer sells his soul to the devil for a donut, no one believes Bart can see an evil goblin, and Mr Burns invites the Simpsons for tea at a spooky castle. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:25 - 16:50
Marge on the Lam: Marge and her new friend Ruth Powers set off on a Thelma and Louise-style adventure, with Chief Wiggum and Homer in hot pursuit... (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:50 - 17:25
Bart's Inner Child: Self-help guru Brad Goodman encourages the population of Springfield to act more like Bart, with disastrous consequences. Guest starring James Brown. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:25 - 17:50
Every Man's Dream: Homer and Marge have a trial separation and embark on new relationships when Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy. (S27 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:50 - 18:20
'Cue Detective: A celebrity chef challenges Homer to a barbecue cook-off, but before the contest can take place, Homer's secret weapon - his prized new barbecue grill - is stolen. (S27 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:20 - 18:50
Puffless: Patty and Selma try to quit smoking. But when Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer - much to Homer's dismay. Maggie befriends some animals. (S27 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:50 - 19:20
Friend with Benefit: When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father. (S27 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:20 - 19:50
Halloween of Horror: Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party. (S27 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:50 - 22:00
(1993) Comedy sequel starring Whoopi Goldberg and Lauryn Hill. Deloris - who's now made it big in Vegas - goes back undercover as a teacher to help a struggling school choir find its voice. [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:00
Hitting the sofa for Too Hot to Handle, Only Connect, 90 Day Fiancé UK and Smile are Denise van Outen, Mo Gilligan, Paul Sinha, Scott Mills, Judi Love and Lucy Beaumont. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House. (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sun Feb 15
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
This time on the 'Box: The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning (roast dinner) and ITV News (Angela Rayner). (S26 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:15
Aryeh seeks a man who can handle his big personality. Meryl, a 60-year-old widow, wants someone 'with a pulse' who can keep up with her clubbing. Two sisters try double dating. (S15 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:15 - 03:20
'Alpha male' Josh is looking for his very own Kardashian. Is glam 25-year-old Yasmin his match? And will waxing entrepreneur Sherie's Marilyn Monroe dress be a hit with Richard? (S14 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:20 - 04:15
The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House. (S26 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 04:15 - 05:05
This time on the 'Box: The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning (roast dinner) and ITV News (Angela Rayner). (S26 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 05:05 - 06:00
The Halloween Special One: Sam wants a witchy wedding in the woods. But traditional bride Ezra has her heart set on a fairy-tale event. [S]
Sunday 06:00 - 07:00
The Battle Re-enactment One: Fantasy fan Evan plans to wage war on his wedding day. But his emotional bride-to-be Zoe wants a low-key family affair. Will she be made to feel like a queen? [S]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:10
Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future. The McQueens panic when the police turn up. A couple are forced to face their feelings. [AD,S]
Sunday 08:10 - 08:30
Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus: an energy drink house prank and a butcher rap. [S]
Sunday 08:30 - 09:00
The Incident: Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone who she offended during 'the incident'. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:00 - 12:00
The Halloween Special One: Sam wants a witchy wedding in the woods. But traditional bride Ezra has her heart set on a fairy-tale event. [S]
Sunday 12:00 - 13:00
The Battle Re-enactment One: Fantasy fan Evan plans to wage war on his wedding day. But his emotional bride-to-be Zoe wants a low-key family affair. Will she be made to feel like a queen? [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 14:00
Fiesta Sunrise: A cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety at Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack. (S2 Ep9) [S]
Sunday 14:00 - 14:55
Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S]
Sunday 14:55 - 15:55
Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10) [S]
Sunday 15:55 - 16:55
Casa Roma: Gordon visits Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. Although the bar is a success, the restaurant is failing and has had 20 chefs in two years. (S2 Ep8) [S]
Sunday 16:55 - 17:05
Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]
Sunday 17:05 - 19:30
(1992) Family comedy. Macaulay Culkin ends up in a swish New York hotel while his family are in Miami. But the burglars he defeated before (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) are back... [AD,S]
Sunday 19:30 - 20:00
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood: During an all-syrup Squishee bender, Bart joins the junior campers, and ends up taking the embarrassing - and dangerous - Homer on a river rafting trip. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:00 - 20:30
The Last Temptation of Homer: Homer falls for his beautiful new colleague Mindy Simmons (guest star Michelle Pfeiffer), who shares his love of doughnuts... (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:30 - 21:00
$pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling): Homer gets a job at Mr Burns' new casino and Marge gets addicted to the slot machines. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 21:30
Brand new series - Abe League of Their Moe: Grampa and Moe bond over baseball, and hatch a plan to make the Springfield Isotopes great again. (S36 Ep15) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:30 - 22:00
Brand new series - Stew Lies: Homer's obsessed with an extreme eating show. Somehow, that ends up with him getting chased by the mob when a stew recipe is stolen from Fat Tony. (S36 Ep16) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 00:40
(2021) The spy-caper franchise continues with the origins story of the Kingsman agency, as a plucky group battle an international conspiracy at the outbreak of WWI. With Ralph Fiennes. [AD,S]
Mon Feb 16
Monday 00:40 - 01:40
Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 01:40 - 02:40
On the 'Box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Tiger King 2, An Audience with Adele, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Close to Me, and BBC/ITV News (Austria). (S18 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:40 - 03:45
This time on the box, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Miriam and Alan: Lost in Scotland, Tiger King 2, Inside Beverly Hills: The Land of the Rich and Famous, and more. (S18 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 03:45 - 04:35
Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 04:35 - 05:30
The Totally Disastrous One: Dean plans a series of controlled disasters for the 'Wedding that Goes Wrong'. Will bride Kayleigh see the funny side of setting someone on fire at the ceremony? [S]
Monday 05:30 - 07:00
Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future. The McQueens panic when the police turn up. A couple are forced to face their feelings. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
The McQueens panic when the police turn up on their doorstep. The wheels are in motion for Donny's new business. And a confession breaks a resident's heart. [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Vicky struggles to decide what she wants for her future. A mother puts her foot down. And a couple are forced to face their feelings, but is it the end? [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S,SL]
Monday 10:00 - 10:30
Fonzie Scheme: Murray is honoured for his business skills. Barry's scheme to steal golf carts goes off the rails. Beverly attempts to help Murray find a hobby. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
The Day After the Day After: After watching a scary TV film, Barry begs Murray to build an underground bunker. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
Written in the Stars: Phil thinks that Gloria is upset with Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S]
Monday 13:00 - 14:00
Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5) [S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
The Mattress: Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's been on a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17)
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
A discovery sparks a police search at the school. Dodger sets out to prove that Smithy is corrupt. Vicky's confidence is crushed. And tensions erupt over two clashing engagement parties. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
Lisa with an 'S': Homer loses a large sum of money playing poker with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, who takes Lisa under her wing and transforms her into a showbiz kid. (S27 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Jodie Whittaker, Paloma Faith, Munya Chawawa and Spencer Matthews recreate Prue and Paul in biscuit form, and make cake pops and a twisted New York favourite. [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
On Gogglebox this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Selling Sunset, Mariah's Christmas: The Magic Continues, True Story, How to Make It on OnlyFans and ITV News (No.10 Xmas Party). (S18 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching The Masked Singer, Trigger Point, Pam & Tommy, First Dates: Valentine's, Mary Beard's Forgotten Art, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep1) [AD,S]