Today 02:10 - 03:10
Pop singer Ben, who was a smash-hit back in the 1980s, meets Sarah, who used to have his poster above her bed! And will student James's unconventional party trick impress Emilie? (S10 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
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Thu Dec 11
Today 03:10 - 03:35
Homer vs Dignity: Homer asks Mr Burns for a pay rise after the family have to dress up as a mariachi band and sing for their dinner. But Mr Burns has a better idea... (S12 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Today 03:35 - 04:00
A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Today 04:00 - 04:25
David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Today 04:25 - 04:50
Commencement: Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he's asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute, while Jay gives the commencement address. (S10 Ep21) [S]
Today 04:50 - 05:15
Mama Drama: Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 05:15 - 05:40
The Facts of Bleeping Life: Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 05:40 - 06:05
Welcome to the Other Neighborhood: Calvin and Marty are surprised when their new business sparks protests from residents who are concerned about gentrification. (S5 Ep20) [S]
Today 06:05 - 06:30
Welcome to the Fatherhood: When Dave's estranged dad arrives in town keen to reconnect, his son finally learns the truth about his disappearance 30 years ago. (S5 Ep21) [S]
Today 06:30 - 07:00
The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 07:00 - 07:30
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 07:30 - 07:55
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Today 08:00 - 09:00
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S,SL]
Today 09:00 - 09:30
Lame Gretzky: Murray struggles to get Adam interested in hockey. Beverly tries to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams, but her plans backfire. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 09:30 - 10:00
For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 10:00 - 10:30
Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield, where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Today 10:30 - 11:00
Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Today 11:00 - 11:30
The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) [AD,S]
Today 11:30 - 12:00
The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) [AD,S]
Today 12:00 - 12:30
Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 12:30 - 13:00
The Day Alex Left for College: Phil and Claire feel snubbed when Alex gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid them making it a big deal. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 13:00 - 13:30
The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 13:30 - 14:00
The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Today 14:00 - 14:30
The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Today 14:30 - 15:00
The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 15:00 - 15:30
A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts the bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Homr: When Homer loses all the family's money with an unwise investment, he becomes a human guinea pig to earn some cash - and that's when he becomes extremely intelligent... (S12 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Pokey Mom: Marge notices a prison inmate's artistic talent and helps him to get a job painting a mural at the school. But he clashes with Skinner. Michael Keaton guest stars. (S12 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
Uncut Femmes: Marge gets involved in a jewel heist and learns that there's more to Sarah Wiggum than anyone suspected. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Jodie Whittaker, Paloma Faith, Munya Chawawa and Spencer Matthews recreate Prue and Paul in biscuit form, and make cake pops and a twisted New York favourite. [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession, and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
Brand new series - Cocktails & C*** Tales: Two singles go on a tandem bike riding double date with two newbies. And a huge twist at the dumping ground sends everyone into a spin. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Fri Dec 12
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05
Millie has exhausted Cornwall's dating pool and hopes to finally wave goodbye to laid-back surfers. And will window cleaner Alex's date take a shine to his fit body? (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:05 - 01:35
The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:35 - 02:05
The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:05 - 03:10
Emily - Miss Essex 2016/17 - is looking for a man who won't just see her as a 'trophy' girlfriend. Ketan, who has autism, meets Brodie, who's looking for a man with quirks. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:10 - 03:35
The Computer Wore Menace Shoes: After Homer publishes damaging rumours on 'Mr X's Web Page', he ends up on a Prisoner-style island, complete with guest star Patrick McGoohan. (S12 Ep6/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:35 - 04:00
A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:00 - 04:20
A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts the bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:20 - 04:45
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:45 - 05:05
A Year of Birthdays: As the birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches, the family look back at how each of them celebrated their birthdays this past year. (S10 Ep22) [S]
Tomorrow 05:05 - 05:30
Shall We Play a Game?: Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of his cool group of friends, but then comes up with a plan to get his brother back in favour. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:30 - 05:55
Family Takes Care of Beverly: Pops is evicted after starting a fire in his flat during a Halloween party, so Beverly invites him to stay in the family home. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:55 - 06:20
Welcome to the Opening Night: Calvin wants to move the opening day of the new business to get a valuable celebrity endorsement. (S5 Ep22) [S]
Tomorrow 06:20 - 07:00
The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55
On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30
The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00
You're Not Invited: To help his little brother get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement for Adam. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30
The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00
At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30
The Gyroscopic Collapse: Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00
The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
The Closet Case: Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily, but when he sees how intimate living together means, he has second thoughts. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
Worst Episode Ever: Bart and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. And, while he recovers, Comic Book Guy falls in love... (S12 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Tennis the Menace: Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic tournament. (S12 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Emma Willis, Clara Amfo, Blake Harrison and Alex Horne make biscuits, madeleines and choux pastry sculptures embodying their secret talent. (S5 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos. (Ep1/4) [S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:00
Brand new series - Kiss Kiss: Jono and Tiegen go on a messy artistic date, and Jono gets his hose out to wash Tiegen down. One pair are pushed to breaking point. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sat Dec 13
Saturday 00:00 - 01:00
Self-confessed 'dating disaster' Katie from Bristol wants to turn her luck around. Student James has a thing for heels and glitter, and hopes to meet an open-minded guy. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:00 - 01:30
The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:30 - 02:00
The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:00 - 03:00
The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House. (S26 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 03:00 - 03:30
The Great Money Caper: When Homer leaves Bart by the squid port, kind strangers start giving money to the 'street urchin'. So Homer and Bart turn to a life of scamming. (S12 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:30 - 03:55
How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:55 - 04:20
Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:20 - 04:50
Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:50 - 05:15
A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:15 - 05:40
Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 05:40 - 06:05
Big Baby Ball: When Coach Mellor singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Mellor in a new light. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:05 - 06:30
A Goldberg Thanksgiving: Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits the family at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:30 - 07:00
The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:00 - 07:30
Two-Timing Goldbergs: Love and loyalty win when Lainey comes home, and Adam and Carmen come to a crossroads in their relationship. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:30 - 07:55
The Crush: Beverly struggles with her feelings for a new crush, while Barry leases his own apartment without considering Joanne. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:55 - 08:30
The Better Annie: Adam's excited about introducing Carmen to his family, until he's shocked by a former incident between her and one of his siblings. (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:30 - 08:55
A Flyer's Path to Victory: When the Flyers make it to the Stanley Cup finals, Barry implements superstitious protocols that the family must follow. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:55 - 09:55
Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 09:55 - 10:55
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]
Saturday 10:55 - 11:55
Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S]
Saturday 11:55 - 12:55
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 12:55 - 13:25
The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and gives him an answer to his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:25 - 13:55
The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:55 - 14:25
The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:25 - 14:55
The Explosion Implosion: Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:55 - 17:10
(2019) Fantasy adventure. A 12-year-old from modern-day suburbia finds King Arthur's sword Excalibur and must save the country from a sinister sorceress. With Patrick Stewart. [AD,S]
Saturday 17:10 - 17:45
Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:45 - 18:15
Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:15 - 18:45
Skinner's Sense of Snow: When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok. (S12 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:45 - 19:15
Homr: When Homer loses all the family's money with an unwise investment, he becomes a human guinea pig to earn some cash - and that's when he becomes extremely intelligent... (S12 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:15 - 19:45
Pokey Mom: Marge notices a prison inmate's artistic talent and helps him to get a job painting a mural at the school. But he clashes with Skinner. Michael Keaton guest stars. (S12 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:45 - 20:15
Worst Episode Ever: Bart and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. And, while he recovers, Comic Book Guy falls in love... (S12 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:15 - 20:45
Tennis the Menace: Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic tournament. (S12 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:45 - 22:00
Sandi, Noel, Paul and Prue are joined by Liam and Flo from the 2017 Bake Off, and Jane and Andrew from 2016's show. Plus The Darkness perform Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End). [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:35
The armchair critics take aim at Christmas TV, including Gavin and Stacey, Strictly Come Dancing, Home Alone, Dracula, and Jamie's Easy Christmas Countdown. [AD,S]
Saturday 23:35 - 00:35
This time on the 'Box: The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning (roast dinner) and ITV News (Angela Rayner). (S26 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Sun Dec 14
Sunday 00:35 - 01:40
This time the Goggleboxers watch: The Inheritance, Long Lost Family, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, The Yorkshire Vet, Dish It Out and Street Cops: Catching the Yobs. (S26 Ep3) [AD,S,SL,W]
Sunday 01:40 - 02:40
Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:40 - 03:40
How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for? (S10 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:40 - 05:05
The armchair critics take aim at Christmas TV, including Gavin and Stacey, Strictly Come Dancing, Home Alone, Dracula, and Jamie's Easy Christmas Countdown. [AD,S]
Sunday 05:05 - 05:30
Thorpe Park: After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park, where Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 05:30 - 06:25
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S,SL]
Sunday 06:25 - 07:00
Two-Timing Goldbergs: Love and loyalty win when Lainey comes home, and Adam and Carmen come to a crossroads in their relationship. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:10
Theresa risks her own safety to help Mercedes. Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo gets some bittersweet news. A resident opens up about abuse. And Lucas spirals out of control... [AD,S]
Sunday 08:10 - 10:00
(2018) Feel-good British family comedy. Sarah's (Beattie Edmondson) chaotic life gets even more complicated when she inherits a naughty pug from her nan. [S]
Sunday 10:00 - 11:00
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:55
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S]
Sunday 11:55 - 12:30
Family animation. The Thomas family's cat Mog is feeling ignored on Christmas Eve, so she decides to spend the night on the roof. With the voices of Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy. [AD,S]
Sunday 12:30 - 13:05
Wrap up warm and step into the snow for a wonderful animated adventure based on the bestselling bedtime book by Michael Rosen. Voiced by Olivia Colman, Pam Ferris and Mark Williams. [AD,S]
Sunday 13:05 - 13:40
Raymond Briggs's classic animated tale of a little boy's snowman who comes to life and whisks him off to the North Pole for an adventure. [AD,S]
Sunday 13:40 - 14:15
Charming animated sequel to Raymond Briggs's classic The Snowman. When a young boy and his mother move house, he builds a snowman and a snowdog who magically come to life. [AD,S]
Sunday 14:15 - 14:50
Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 14:50 - 15:25
The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:25 - 15:50
The Collaboration Contamination: Sheldon and Raj ask Bernadette for advice about their jealousy when Amy and Howard decide to collaborate on a new project. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:50 - 16:20
The Proton Regeneration: Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton as they compete for the role of the new Professor Proton when the TV series has a reboot. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:20 - 16:50
The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, but Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:50 - 17:20
The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:20 - 17:50
The Bitcoin Entanglement: Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:50 - 18:15
The Confidence Erosion: Sheldon and Amy try to use maths to make their wedding planning less stressful. Raj falls out with Howard. (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:15 - 19:35
Noel, Sandi, Prue and Paul are joined in the tent by former Bake Off stars Kate Henry, Dr Tamal, Candice and Steven, plus Britain's biggest boyband: The London Gay Men's Chorus. [AD,S]
Sunday 19:35 - 20:00
Homer's Barbershop Quartet: Guest starring George Harrison and David Crosby. Homer reminisces about the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:00 - 20:30
A Tale of Two Springfields: Guest starring Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend and John Entwistle of The Who. Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'. (S12 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:30 - 21:00
Jazzy and the Pussycats: Guest starring Jack White and Meg White of The White Stripes. Bart takes up playing the drums, upstages Lisa and joins a top jazz band. (S18 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 21:30
Lisa Goes Gaga: Guest starring Lady Gaga. Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:30 - 22:00
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation: Guest starring Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Lenny Kravitz and Elvis Costello. Homer goes to a rock 'n' roll camp. (S14 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 00:05
(2021) Sci-fi action. Mark Wahlberg discovers that his hallucinations are memories from past lives. There are others like him, but they don't all have good intentions... [AD,S]
Mon Dec 15
Monday 00:05 - 01:10
What do the Goggleboxers think of MAFS UK, Slow Horses, Win Win, Made in Chelsea, Dolphins Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Waterloo Road and Top Guns: The Next Generation? (S26 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 01:10 - 01:40
Thorpe Park: After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park, where Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 01:40 - 02:10
Will Gets a Girlfriend: Will sees that going to a mixed-sex school isn't so bad when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above. But he alienates his hard-won new friends. (S1 Ep4/6) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:10 - 03:15
Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention, and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 03:15 - 04:10
Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:10 - 05:05
What do the Goggleboxers think of MAFS UK, Slow Horses, Win Win, Made in Chelsea, Dolphins Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Waterloo Road and Top Guns: The Next Generation? (S26 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 05:05 - 05:30
Will Gets a Girlfriend: Will sees that going to a mixed-sex school isn't so bad when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above. But he alienates his hard-won new friends. (S1 Ep4/6) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 05:30 - 07:00
Theresa risks her own safety to help Mercedes. Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo gets some bittersweet news. A resident opens up about abuse. And Lucas spirals out of control... [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo receives some bittersweet news. And a resident opens up about recent abuse. [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
All eyes are on Lucas as his desperate bid to win back Dillon begins to spiral out of control. Frankie confides in Dodger, but will his concern make her question her new beau? [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Fiesta Sunrise: A cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety at Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack. (S2 Ep9) [S,SL]
Monday 10:00 - 10:30
Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he plucks up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, so Leonard has to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard thinks he's been wasting his time on Penny, so he turns his attention to Leslie. Sheldon's uncomfortable with a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny's Halloween party puts Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
The Nerdvana Annihilation: When Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
The walls close in on Mercedes as she races to get the money for her blackmailer. And Dillon and Rex try to support Ste as he struggles with his emotions. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
Homer's Barbershop Quartet: Homer reminisces about the Be Sharps, the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. Guest starring George Harrison. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Matt Lucas dons an apron to bake alongside Annie Mac, Ed Gamble and Example, as they make cakes that depict what they did before they were famous. [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
What do Britain's favourite telly watchers think of Strictly Come Dancing, Educating Yorkshire, The Girlfriend, Dragons' Den, Below Deck and Only Connect? (S26 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
Brand new series - Double Trouble: Another naked newbie arrives, creating a huge test for one couple. And with the daters feeling vulnerable, there's a jaw-dropping double dumping. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tue Dec 16
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:05 - 01:35
The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:35 - 02:00
The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:00 - 03:05
Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 03:05 - 03:30
Love Shack: At Pop-Pop's old apartment, Adam finds an item from the past. And Erica and Geoff search for a place where they can enjoy a moment alone. (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:30 - 04:00
The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:00 - 04:25
Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:25 - 04:55
Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:55 - 05:20
Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [S]
Tuesday 05:20 - 05:45
The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:45 - 06:10
The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:10 - 06:35
Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:35 - 07:00
The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
All eyes are on Lucas as his desperate bid to win back Dillon begins to spiral out of control. Frankie confides in Dodger, but will his concern make her question her new beau? [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:50
The walls close in on Mercedes as she races to get the money for her blackmailer. And Dillon and Rex try to support Ste as he struggles with his emotions. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:50 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30
Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00
The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00
The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, and her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition: Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Hofstadter Isotope: Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats up Penny. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Vegas Renormalization: Leonard and Raj take a heartbroken Howard to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his flat and forced to stay with Penny. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Classified Materials Turbulence: Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his NASA project. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
Donny and Misbah's relationship is on the rocks. Frankie receives a threatening letter. And Mercedes wants to turn over a new leaf with Warren. [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
A Tale of Two Springfields: When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'. (S12 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Mo Farah, Motsi Mabuse, Katherine Kelly and Ben Miller make meringue roulades and traditional Italian biscuits, and render a childhood memory in cake. [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
This time the Goggleboxers watch: The Celebrity Traitors, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, The Girlfriend, Nightmares of Nature, The Reluctant Traveller and Yorkshire Air 999. (S26 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
Brand new series - A Devilish Twist: A three-time Miss Wales arrives, turning some of the boys' heads. And Rylan, dressed as an evil angel, delivers a hellish surprise... (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wed Dec 17
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10
Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40
The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:40 - 02:05
The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of string theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:05 - 03:10
In a First Dates first, twins Rebecca and Stephen nervously embark on a double date, with engineer Kristian and legal assistant Emily. Meanwhile, Fred's dad visits the restaurant. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:10 - 03:35
Flowers for Barry: Beverly learns that the world of adult relationships is a minefield when she opens her mind to dating. Barry discovers a new passion. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:35 - 04:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:00 - 04:25
Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:25 - 04:45
Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [S]
Wednesday 04:45 - 05:10
Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:10 - 05:35
Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:35 - 06:00
The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:25
The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:25 - 07:00
The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
The walls close in on Mercedes as she races to get the money for her blackmailer. And Dillon and Rex try to support Ste as he struggles with his emotions. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
Donny and Misbah's relationship is on the rocks. Frankie receives a threatening letter. And Mercedes wants to turn over a new leaf with Warren. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30
Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Vengeance Formulation: Howard massively overcompensates for avoiding Bernadette. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Gorilla Experiment: Howard and Penny are both jealous when Bernadette becomes fascinated with Leonard's physics project. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a Christmas visit, and then he finds out that Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny that he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Christmas festivities are in full swing in the village, as Warren and Mercedes look forward to the future and Frankie confides in Dodger. [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Jazzy and the Pussycats: Bart takes up playing the drums, upstages Lisa and joins a top jazz band. So Lisa turns her back on music and starts rescuing animals instead. (S18 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Ellie Goulding, Mawaan Rizwan, Sophie Morgan and Tracey-Ann Oberman tackle marble cake, jam roly-poly and biscuit portraits of their celeb heroes. (S5 Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
What do the Goggleboxers think of Blue Lights, Strictly, Victoria Beckham (on Netflix), Slow Horses, Antiques Roadshow, Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and Police Interceptors? (S26 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:00
Brand new series - Return of the Exes: Two old faces are hellbent on reclaiming their connections. And one gets a chance to do so on a date with his old flame - and her new beau. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thu Dec 18
Thursday 00:00 - 01:05
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:05 - 01:35
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence: Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:35 - 02:00
The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:00 - 03:05
Fresh singletons visit the restaurant and some favourite daters return for a special episode celebrating Fred and the team's successes, engagements and the first First Dates baby! [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:05 - 03:30
Uptown Boy: Erica's at a crossroads, so she draws inspiration from Baby Boom and crafts a plan to have it all. Adam remakes the Uptown Girl music video. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:30 - 04:00
Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:00 - 04:25
Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:25 - 04:50
The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [S]
Thursday 04:50 - 05:20
White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:20 - 05:45
Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:45 - 06:10
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:10 - 06:35
The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:35 - 07:00
The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:50
Putting Down Roots: Dede's husband Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:50 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 08:30
The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:30 - 08:55
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:55 - 09:30
The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 09:55
The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:55 - 10:30
The Desperation Emanation: Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
The Irish Pub Formulation: A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
The Apology Insufficiency: Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to a lack of confidence, and vows to be self-assured around attractive women. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father visits, Leonard discovers that her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
The Alien Parasite Hypothesis: Amy realises that she has romantic feelings for Zack. Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The Justice League Recombination: The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Bus Pants Utilization: Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Lisa Goes Gaga: Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. Lady Gaga guest stars. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Harry Hill, Martin Kemp, Roisin Conaty and Bill Turnbull tackle classic cupcakes, a fiery technical and a 3D biscuit scene. [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
This time on the 'Box, The Celebrity Traitors, Strictly Come Dancing, Hollyoaks, Dragons' Den, Beat the Chasers, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted and BBC News (Prince Andrew). (S26 Ep8) [AD,S,W]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:00
Brand new series - Genuine Connections: As the experience nears its end, big decisions must be made, sending shockwaves through the house - and six daters home! (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]