Today 14:30 - 15:00
The Yellow Lotus: The Simpsons stumble across a mystery and an old enemy while they're on holiday at a peculiar island resort. Dr Hibbert drugs an otter. (S36 Ep2/18) [AD,S]
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Thu Oct 29
Today 15:00 - 15:30
The Kara-te Kid: Inspired by the Karate Kid films, Adam and the other Adam Goldberg face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud for good. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Baré: When Lainey wins a scholarship to a top art college, Barry considers modifying his dream of becoming a doctor to go with her. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
A Fair to Remember: The family go to the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Old Man & the Tree: Jay takes Manny out to cut down a Christmas tree. Gloria is on edge with Mum in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
Little Orphan Millie: When Milhouse's parents remarry and go on a honeymoon cruise, their boat capsizes and they're presumed dead, so Milhouse acquires a new macho attitude. (S19 Ep6/20) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Husbands and Knives: Comic Book Guy sells The Android's Dungeon to Marge, who turns it into a women-only gym. (S19 Ep7/20) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Funeral for a Fiend: Sideshow Bob is put on trial for trying to murder the Simpsons. At the trial, Bart inadvertently kills him - but is he really dead? (S19 Ep8/20) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Treehouse of Horror XVIII: Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a hell house. (S19 Ep5/20) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
'Alpha male' Josh is looking for his very own Kardashian. Is glam 25-year-old Yasmin his match? And will waxing entrepreneur Sherie's Marilyn Monroe dress be a hit with Richard? (S14 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Great Expectations and Rise and Fall are on the box this time. And Wild Isles, Tempting Fortune, Married at First Sight Australia and Dance 100. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News on criminal charges against Trump. (S21 Ep7) [AD,S]
Fri Oct 30
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:00
Ex-Marine Sean from Philly meets British dance instructor Juliet. But when fellow Brit Cole and his cheeky sense of humour enter the chat, will Juliet fancy a taste of home? (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:00 - 02:05
Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:05 - 03:10
Can police officer Mark cross the thin line between hate and love on a date with self-confessed 'nightmare' Abi? And will latex-loving Shirlie bond with her fellow divorcee Dave? (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:10 - 03:35
Treehouse of Horror XVIII: Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a hell house. (S19 Ep5/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:35 - 04:00
Bart's Birthday: Bart has to organise his own birthday party when Homer forgets to post the invitations. Mr Burns fakes his own death. (S36 Ep1/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:00 - 04:25
The Yellow Lotus: The Simpsons stumble across a mystery and an old enemy while they're on holiday at a peculiar island resort. Dr Hibbert drugs an otter. (S36 Ep2/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:25 - 04:50
AC/DC: Peralta injures himself chasing a suspect but won't take time off to recover. Holt and Diaz have an awkward dinner date with their significant others. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:50 - 05:15
Det. Dave Majors: Peralta is excited to work on a case with Dave Majors, the best detective in the NYPD, until Majors reveals that he plans to ask Santiago out. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:15 - 06:05
Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 06:05 - 07:00
Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30
The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55
The Wedding, Part 2: Wedding day chaos continues as the party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start getting testy, and Mitchell and Cameron become discouraged. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
In Stockport, there's vanilla cured salmon, some unwanted 'guests' and a shocking tattoo, as Lee and Tash, Judy and Will, and Jess and Dale compete to host the best dinner party. [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13) [S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1) [S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
Café Kingston: In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. (S4 Ep11) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
The Squirt and the Whale: The Simpsons put up a wind turbine in their back garden. Lisa has an upsetting experience when she attempts to free a beached whale. (S21 Ep19/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
To Surveil with Love: When a bomb squad blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, radiation is released into Springfield, and the authorities react by suspending civil liberties. (S21 Ep20/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Desperately Seeking Lisa: Lisa visits Capital City with Patty and Selma, where she's swept up in the city's art scene. But the big city's got an underbelly. (S36 Ep3/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
Shoddy Heat: Grampa finds himself embroiled in a cold case when the police unearth an old coffin with his business card in it - and two bodies. (S36 Ep4/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
A Night to Remember: Barry plans romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night, Erica and Geoff try to attend the event together and a nerdy girl asks Adam out. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
The Dynamic Duo: Barry tries to drive a wedge between Adam and Pops when they discuss a recently released Batman movie. Erica messes up her college interview. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Under Pressure: The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire gets stressed out by all the pressure. Jay teaches Phil how to play truant. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Three Dinners: Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future, but Haley manages to turn the tables. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Ispy: Claire and Phil decide to spy on Luke and Manny when they're hanging out with one of their more questionable friends. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
Midnight Towboy: Marge worries that Maggie is getting too clingy, so she takes her to a counsellor. But Maggie ends up very independent... Meanwhile, Homer buys a tow truck. (S19 Ep3/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
E Pluribus Wiggum: When Mayor Quimby calls an early election, the candidates are so uninspiring that the voters elect Ralph Wiggum in protest. (S19 Ep10/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
That 90s Show: Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to university. (S19 Ep11/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Love, Springfieldian Style: Stuck in a tunnel on Valentine's Day, Homer regales the family with a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde. (S19 Ep12/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than ever before. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Can a self-confessed party animal who's looking for someone wild, a disco dancer, an ex-Playboy bunny and a biker daredevil find love in the First Dates restaurant? (S15 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 00:00
(2022) Creepy-doll horror with Allison Williams. A robotics engineer simultaneously invents an AI dolly and takes on the care of her orphaned niece. But can a cyborg really raise a kid? [AD,S]
Sat Oct 31
Saturday 00:00 - 00:55
New-age hippie Ashley and (self-proclaimed) sexual healer Alika take their naked dating journey to the next level: a naked wedding in front of a load of other naked singles. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 00:55 - 02:00
Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:00 - 03:05
Model Georgia hits it off with hunky Alex. But he's meant to be on a date with Heather. And Hugo returns; can trainee opera singer Olympia hit enough high notes to win him over? (S4 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 03:05 - 04:00
It looks like the dynamic within the crew has irreversibly shifted following an intense evening. And Tzarina and Lara clash. Again. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:00 - 04:45
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants that he helped - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro. Have the owners put his advice to good use? (S4 Ep10) [S,SL]
Saturday 04:45 - 05:10
Desperately Seeking Lisa: Lisa visits Capital City with Patty and Selma, where she's swept up in the city's art scene. But the big city's got an underbelly. (S36 Ep3/18) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:10 - 05:35
Shoddy Heat: Grampa finds himself embroiled in a cold case when the police unearth an old coffin with his business card in it - and two bodies. (S36 Ep4/18) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:35 - 06:00
My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:00 - 06:25
The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 06:25 - 07:00
Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than ever before. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 07:00 - 08:10
Brand new series - Grand Finale: Our top three teams have a whopping 28 hours to create finale showpieces. Who'll be crowned the best Lego builders in the galaxy and win $100,000? (S7 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 08:10 - 08:25
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Saturday 08:25 - 09:25
The One at a Welsh Theme Park: Thrill-seeking Tom wants to give the love of his life Becca the ride of her life, as he plans their wedding at his favourite theme park. [S]
Saturday 09:25 - 10:25
Brand new series: With Sam Prince's antics in question, is Arman a better match for Maali? Inga's back and needs Jack's advice on Jazz. And James takes issue with Freddy and Beks. (S32 Ep7) [S]
Saturday 10:25 - 11:25
Mama Rita's: Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California. (S3 Ep10) [S]
Saturday 11:25 - 12:25
Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11) [S]
Saturday 12:25 - 13:25
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S]
Saturday 13:25 - 13:55
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:55 - 14:25
Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:25 - 14:55
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:55 - 15:25
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:25 - 15:55
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:55 - 16:25
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:25 - 16:50
Rednecks and Broomsticks: Homer discovers that Cletus and his pals are making moonshine. Lisa gets to know three teenage Wiccans. Guest starring Neve Campbell. (S21 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:50 - 18:05
Ding dong merrily on pie! Deck the ovens and take a peep into the tent, as stars from Peep Show create biscuit decorations, a Boxing Day classic and their favourite moments in cake form. [AD,S]
Saturday 18:05 - 18:40
Boy Meets Curl: When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they become hooked on curling and end up competing to reach the Winter Olympics. (S21 Ep12/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:40 - 19:10
The Color Yellow: Lisa finds her ancestor Eliza Simpson's diary, which describes a remarkable 19th-century adventure. (S21 Ep13/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:10 - 19:45
The Squirt and the Whale: The Simpsons put up a wind turbine in their back garden. Lisa has an upsetting experience when she attempts to free a beached whale. (S21 Ep19/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:45 - 22:00
(2016) Sci-fi blockbuster sequel starring Jeff Goldblum and Liam Hemsworth. Twenty years after Earth repelled a devastating alien invasion, the extraterrestrials return to try again. [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:00
What do Denise Van Outen, Rylan, Gyles Brandreth, Mo Gilligan, Shaun Ryder et al think of Planet Earth II, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Grease, Dating Around, Misery and more top telly? [AD,S]
Saturday 23:00 - 00:05
It's Asia, Meet the Rees-Moggs and How to Heat Your Home for Less This Winter on Gogglebox this time. Plus: Scam Interceptors, The Last Woodsmen and Subservience. (S24 Ep13) [AD,S]
Sun Nov 01
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
What do Britain's finest sofa critics think of You Bet!, Black Doves, Jamie Cooks Christmas, Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light, and Swiped: The School That Banned Smartphones? (S24 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:10
Model Georgia returns for a date with nice guy Alex, who she flirted with last time. And will fifties fashionista Amy go to a Northern Soul night with Rob the Mod after their date? (S4 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:15
Self-confessed nerd and Star Wars fan Lachlan returns. Is his date with Becca out of this world? Young professionals Louisa and Cameron take time out from working life for a date. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:15 - 04:10
It's Asia, Meet the Rees-Moggs and How to Heat Your Home for Less This Winter on Gogglebox this time. Plus: Scam Interceptors, The Last Woodsmen and Subservience. (S24 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 04:10 - 05:05
What do Britain's finest sofa critics think of You Bet!, Black Doves, Jamie Cooks Christmas, Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light, and Swiped: The School That Banned Smartphones? (S24 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 05:05 - 05:50
Café Kingston: In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. (S4 Ep11) [S,SL]
Sunday 05:50 - 07:00
The One at a Welsh Theme Park: Thrill-seeking Tom wants to give the love of his life Becca the ride of her life, as he plans their wedding at his favourite theme park. [S]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:10
There's horror in the woods for two McQueens. And with secrets and emotions bubbling close to the surface, the Hutchinson teens' sweet 16th goes up in flames... [AD,S]
Sunday 08:10 - 08:40
Message Received: Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:40 - 09:10
The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:10 - 09:40
The Wedding, Part 2: Wedding day chaos continues as the party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start getting testy, and Mitchell and Cameron become discouraged. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:40 - 10:40
Gordon Returns 1: Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S3 Ep12) [S]
Sunday 10:40 - 11:35
Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13) [S]
Sunday 11:35 - 12:35
Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1) [S]
Sunday 12:35 - 13:35
Brand new series - Golden Girls: Ninety-one-year-old Janet should be enjoying her golden years. Instead, she's working seven days a week with her life savings at risk. (S10 Ep10) [S]
Sunday 13:35 - 14:55
It's Pastry Week. The bakers make savoury pies and a Polish choux dessert. And there's decorative pie pandemonium in the showstopper. But who'll flake under the pressure? (S17 Ep6/10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 14:55 - 15:25
Kamp Krusty: Bart fakes his school report so that Homer will let him and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty. But the summer camp turns out to be a sweatshop and Bart leads an uprising... (S4 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:25 - 15:55
A Streetcar Named Marge: Homer's boorishness inspires Marge to give the performance of a lifetime in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. (S4 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:55 - 16:25
My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:25 - 16:55
To Surveil with Love: When a bomb squad blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, radiation is released into Springfield, and the authorities react by suspending civil liberties. (S21 Ep20/23) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:55 - 19:00
(2004) Jamie Lee Curtis and Tim Allen fall out of love with Christmas when their daughter leaves home. But they live in the most Yule-loving suburb ever, and Dan Ackroyd won't let it lie. [AD,S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:45
(1996) Festive all-action comedy. Arnold Schwarzenegger is on a mission to get his son (Jake Lloyd) the must-have Christmas toy, Turbo Man. But it's sold out everywhere... [AD,S]
Sunday 20:45 - 22:00
Another chance to see legendary bakers from seasons gone by celebrate New Year 2026 with fabulous festive baking and plenty of merry making. [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: Billie's nervous about giving birth 11 years after her last child was born. And after a long IVF journey, Kate and Matt can't wait to meet their daughter. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:00 - 01:15
(2014) Romcom starring Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Three women discover that they're all dating the same guy, and team up to teach him a love lesson. [AD,S]
Mon Nov 02
Monday 01:15 - 03:20
(2021) Road-trip buddy comedy with Kuhoo Verma and Victoria Moroles. Friends Sunny and Lupe go on a quest for the morning-after pill after Sunny has an awkward sexual encounter at a party. [S]
Monday 03:20 - 04:20
Brand new series: Billie's nervous about giving birth 11 years after her last child was born. And after a long IVF journey, Kate and Matt can't wait to meet their daughter. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:20 - 05:10
A new romance blossoms on a crew night out - and an old friendship falls apart. Tzarina frustrates Alesia. Jason pushes Lara out of her comfort zone. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 05:10 - 05:30
Treehouse of Horror XXXII: Another Halloween helping of spooky tales, featuring some chilling takes on classic films including Parasite, Nightmare on Elm Street and, er, Bambi. (S33 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 05:30 - 07:00
There's horror in the woods for two McQueens. And with secrets and emotions bubbling close to the surface, the Hutchinson teens' sweet 16th goes up in flames... [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
Theresa seeks help but is forced to take matters into her own hands. And with secrets and emotions bubbling close to the surface, the Hutchinson teens' sweet 16th goes up in flames... [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Maddox tells Caleb about a DNA match. Lucas wakes up in the hospital with a familiar face in his room. And will a struggling resident confide in the right person? [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
In Bromley, Ryan and Julie's food fails to impress, with one guest comparing the main to vomit! Can Jo and Alex or Michelle and Craig do better with their fine dining and Caribbean menus? [S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Classic American: Best pals Colleen and Naomi bought Classic American in New York together, but their inexperience is pushing their friendship to the edge. Can Gordon help? (S4 Ep2) [S,SL]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Down City: Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City in Providence, Rhode Island. But tough-talking owner Abby refuses to take advice from anyone. (S4 Ep3) [S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Mama Maria's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3) [S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
The Star of the Backstage: Marge gets nostalgic about her days as stage manager of her high school play and reunites the cast for a re-run. They say you should never go back... (S33 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
Bart's in Jail!: When a phone scammer who's pretending to be Bart fools Grampa into giving away $10,000, it's Homer who's the real victim. According to Homer, anyway. (S33 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
Women in Shorts: The women of Springfield take centre stage, with some special Simpsonified movie parodies including Barbie and The Chronicles of Narnia. (S36 Ep6/18) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Treehouse of Horror Presents Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes: A mysterious tattoo-covered fella at the carnival tells Lisa three surreal stories. (S36 Ep7/18) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Fonzie Scheme: Murray is honoured for his business skills. Barry's scheme to steal golf carts goes off the rails. Beverly attempts to help Murray find a hobby. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
The Day After the Day After: After watching a scary TV film, Barry begs Murray to build an underground bunker. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Spring-a-Ding-Fling: Cameron oversees the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
The Debarted: Bart gets a new pranking partner. But when his tricks start to backfire, he doesn't know who to trust. (S19 Ep13/20) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Dial 'N' for Nerder: When Homer goes on a diet, Marge gets suspicious and gets a reality TV producer to keep an eye on him. Bart and Lisa play a disastrous trick on Martin. (S19 Ep14/20) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Papa Don't Leech: The Simpsons take in Springfield's biggest tax evader, Lurleen Lumpkin, who's on the run from the police. (S19 Ep16/20) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Apocalypse Cow: Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse and give it to a farmer's daughter. Unfortunately, her dad thinks it's a token of marriage... (S19 Ep17/20) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Leah hopes to reconnect with Imran, unaware of what he's hiding. An allegation shakes Abigail. And a mother tries to get her son to open up. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
The Fresh Prince Project: Iconic 90s sitcom starring Will Smith. Cool cat Will's life gets flipped, turned upside down when he moves in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. (S1 Ep1/25) [S]
Monday 21:00 - 21:30
Bang the Drum, Ashley: Uncle Phil wants Ashley to continue with her violin lessons, but Will has other ideas. (S1 Ep2/25) [S]
Monday 21:30 - 22:00
Clubba Hubba: Will wants to date a girl at the country club, but first he must impress her snobbish father. Can Carlton, Geoffrey and Uncle Phil teach him how to be a gentleman? (S1 Ep3/25) [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: Chuggs is shaken by Rosie's arrival, but can she win him back? Jack and Jazz come to blows over Inga. And when Sam Prince goes AWOL, will Arman move in on Maali? (S32 Ep8) [S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession, and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tue Nov 03
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:00
Californian businessman Joe is hoping to meet someone who really wants to get to know him for him. But his first date can't stop looking at his balls. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:00 - 02:05
YouTuber Jay has no problem sliding into girls' DMs but can't make connections in real life. Victoria has a thing for younger women and is after her very own Warrior Princess. (S8 Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:05 - 03:10
This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession, and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 03:10 - 04:00
Brand new series: Chuggs is shaken by Rosie's arrival, but can she win him back? Jack and Jazz come to blows over Inga. And when Sam Prince goes AWOL, will Arman move in on Maali? (S32 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:00 - 04:55
Classic American: Best pals Colleen and Naomi bought Classic American in New York together, but their inexperience is pushing their friendship to the edge. Can Gordon help? (S4 Ep2) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:55 - 05:45
Mama Maria's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3) [S,SL]
Tuesday 05:45 - 06:10
Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer re-invents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:10 - 06:35
Women in Shorts: The women of Springfield take centre stage, with some special Simpsonified movie parodies including Barbie and The Chronicles of Narnia. (S36 Ep6/18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:35 - 07:00
Treehouse of Horror Presents Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes: A mysterious tattoo-covered fella at the carnival tells Lisa three surreal stories. (S36 Ep7/18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Maddox tells Caleb about a DNA match. Lucas wakes up in the hospital with a familiar face in his room. And will a struggling resident confide in the right person? [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Leah hopes to reconnect with Imran, unaware of what he's hiding. An allegation shakes Abigail. And a mother tries to get her son to open up. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
In Dartford and Beckenham, Jamie and Carol take inspiration from their love of all things 'crazy'. Paul and Justin serve a global menu. And Richard and Julie appeal to a mature palate. [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Grasshopper Also: In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4) [S,SL]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Davide: In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again? (S4 Ep5) [S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon's in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4) [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Games People Play: Phil gets a new RV and has high hopes of going on a family road trip, but Claire decides to let him learn the hard way why it will likely be a terrible idea. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Connection Lost: Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Wayz We Were: Evergreen Terrace becomes one giant traffic jam thanks to a new GPS app. Moe reunites with an old flame - and this time he's determined to not screw it up. (S33 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Lisa's Belly: Bart and Lisa have to take steroids after getting an infection at a waterpark - and the new drugs have some alarming side effects, particularly for Lisa. (S33 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Portrait of a Lackey on Fire: Smithers tires of Mr Burns' indifference and finds solace in the arms of affectionate fashion designer Michael de Graaf. (S33 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Mothers and Other Strangers: Homer does therapy to cope with missing his mother, sending him on a trip down memory lane, to when he and Grampa went on a road trip to find her. (S33 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Jedi Master Adam Skywalker: Barry and Erica try to find out how they will appear in the school yearbook. Murray is annoyed when Marvin visits to ask for money. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Graduation Day: Erica can't wait to get out of the house as Graduation Day looms, Barry's plans for a summer with Lainey turn to dust, and Dana pays a visit. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Sleeper: When Phil fails to stay home and wait for the repairman, he tells an elaborate lie to hide the truth from Claire, but the stress is more than he can take. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Message Received: Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Any Given Sundance: The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family is entered into the Sundance Film Festival. (S19 Ep18/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Mona Leaves-a: Homer's activist mum (guest star Glenn Close) visits the family. (S19 Ep19/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
All About Lisa: Sideshow Bob tells the story of how Lisa became Krusty the Clown's latest replacement. Homer and Bart go in search of a rare coin. (S19 Ep20/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Moonshine River: Marge and Lisa try to experience all of New York City's culture when the family travel to the Big Apple looking for Bart's long-lost love Mary Spuckler. (S24 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
As shockwaves ripple through the village, is this the end of Cindy and Imran's tragic love story? And a phone call leads a resident to make a bold decision. [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
Not with My Pig, You Don't: When Uncle Phil wins a prestigious award, his parents come to visit and embarrass him with stories of his poor rural background and his pet pig. (S1 Ep4/25) [S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 21:30
Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy: Will's friend from Philadelphia, Ice Tray (guest star Don Cheadle), visits him in Bel-Air and takes a shine to Hilary, much to her parents' dismay. (S1 Ep5/25) [S]
Tuesday 21:30 - 22:00
Mistaken Identity: Will and Carlton are arrested and accused of committing a string of car thefts. (S1 Ep6/25) [S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory, and BBC News (nurses' strikes). (S21 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alerts) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wed Nov 04
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:00
Kerri and Chris head to paradise for 10 weeks with their bits out, as a cast of naked suitors aim to win their hearts. But are Kerri and Chris more interested in each other? (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:00 - 02:05
Sex toy tester Hayley wants the perfect partner to get her buzzing. And tree surgeon Dmitri is in for a big shock. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:05 - 03:05
On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alerts) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:05 - 04:00
Bisexual Jo embarks on her first ever date with a woman - 4' 7" personal trainer Naomi. And Dean, who dreams of 'a lady kissed by fire', meets flame-haired estate agent Kate. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:00 - 04:50
Down City: Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City in Providence, Rhode Island. But tough-talking owner Abby refuses to take advice from anyone. (S4 Ep3) [S,SL]
Wednesday 04:50 - 05:40
Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon's in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4) [S,SL]
Wednesday 05:40 - 06:05
Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:05 - 06:30
The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 07:00
A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Leah hopes to reconnect with Imran, unaware of what he's hiding. An allegation shakes Abigail. And a mother tries to get her son to open up. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
As shockwaves ripple through the village, is this the end of Cindy and Imran's tragic love story? And a phone call leads a resident to make a bold decision. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
In Essex, Penny and Chris's homely menu doesn't live up to the standards of bling-tastic Tatia and Mick. Can young duo Lewis and Krystal impress their more experienced rivals? [S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Cafe Tavolini: In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that's being neglected as the couple who run it teeter on the edge of divorce. (S4 Ep6) [S,SL]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Zeke's: In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left. (S4 Ep8) [S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5) [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Larry's Wife: Phil seems to have found his niche in real estate - selling to recently divorced women. Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs: Mr Burns rewards Homer with dinner and a flight on his corporate jet, after Homer saves him from drowning. (S19 Ep1/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
Homer of Seville: Homer develops an amazing singing voice after falling into a grave at a funeral. He becomes an opera singer, but some of his fans like him too much... (S19 Ep2/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind: In an Emmy-winning episode, Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before and his family gone. Has he done something awful? (S19 Ep9/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings: Marge befriends a criminal who holds up a bank while she's waiting in the queue. (S19 Ep4/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Weird Science: Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Hogan Is My Grandfather: Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Wedding, Part 2: Wedding day chaos continues as the party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start getting testy, and Mitchell and Cameron become discouraged. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Long Honeymoon: Summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house with Alex away and the family getting along. But when Alex returns home, the atmosphere immediately changes. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Gone Abie Gone: Grampa goes missing. Can Homer and Marge find him by following clues from when he used to work in a restaurant? (S24 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Penny-Wiseguys: When mobster Fat Tony has to do jury service, he puts mild-mannered accountant Dan Gillick (voiced by Steve Carell) in charge of his criminal organisation. (S24 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Treehouse of Horror XXIII: A black hole terrorises Springfield, Homer installs cameras in the house when things go bump in the night, and Bart travels back in time. (S24 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Adventures in Baby-Getting: Marge gets a new car that's perfect for a family of five - but what if she decides she wants a family of six!? (S24 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Maddox shares in his brother's excitement as his health progresses, but not everyone feels the same. Sienna overhears a conversation. And a resident faces questions. [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Def Poet's Society: Will reluctantly joins the after-school poetry club, where his way with words impresses the ladies... (S1 Ep7/25) [S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 21:30
Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 1/2): Will and Carlton compete to find a date for Hilary's Halloween party. (S1 Ep8/25) [S]
Wednesday 21:30 - 22:00
Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (Part 2/2): Will and Carlton make up stories about themselves to impress Melinda, but who will she go to the Halloween party with? (S1 Ep9/25) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series - Firenze: At family-run Italian Firenze, the pasta's a disaster and the chef can't even mash a potato. And then Gordon finds a dead mouse... (S10 Ep11) [S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thu Nov 05
Thursday 00:05 - 01:05
Chris and Kerri are fully settled into island life with their two keepers, and even have a double date playing pool. But the serenity is soon shattered when new matches arrive. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:10
Nameya is after both beauty and brains: will she find her perfect package in a sexy guy or her first ever girlfriend? Dan loves a fairy-tale, but she's yet to find her leading man. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:10 - 03:15
The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:15 - 04:05
Harry's new responsibilities pile up. Tzarina struggles to control her department. And all of that seems pretty insignificant when a sudden lightning storm hits. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:05 - 04:30
Treehouse of Horror XXIII: A black hole terrorises Springfield, Homer installs cameras in the house when things go bump in the night, and Bart travels back in time. (S24 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:30 - 04:55
Adventures in Baby-Getting: Marge gets a new car that's perfect for a family of five - but what if she decides she wants a family of six!? (S24 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:55 - 05:45
Grasshopper Also: In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4) [S,SL]
Thursday 05:45 - 06:35
Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5) [S,SL]
Thursday 06:35 - 07:00
The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
The Long Honeymoon: Summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house with Alex away and the family getting along. But when Alex returns home, the atmosphere immediately changes. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
In Essex, Jade and Stuart plan a fun menu, but there's a long wait between courses. Mark and Diane offer a taste of the Med and a sing-song. And Chris and Rosella serve up a family recipe. [S]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
La Frite: In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners. (S4 Ep9) [S,SL]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants that he helped - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro. Have the owners put his advice to good use? (S4 Ep10) [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep16) [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
A Fair to Remember: The family go to the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
Little Orphan Millie: When Milhouse's parents remarry and go on a honeymoon cruise, their boat capsizes and they're presumed dead, so Milhouse acquires a new macho attitude. (S19 Ep6/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
Husbands and Knives: Comic Book Guy sells The Android's Dungeon to Marge, who turns it into a women-only gym. (S19 Ep7/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
Funeral for a Fiend: Sideshow Bob is put on trial for trying to murder the Simpsons. At the trial, Bart inadvertently kills him - but is he really dead? (S19 Ep8/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Convenience Airways: The Simpsons endure a nightmare flight on Convenience Airways - the only airline in America that Homer isn't banned from. (S36 Ep8/18) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly meddles in Coach Mellor's strained relationship with his brother, Coach Nick. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to re-invent herself by going to night school, but change-averse Murray tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Marco Polo: The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mould. (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Won't You Be Our Neighbor: Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbours. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
AwesomeLand: Even though Claire usually plans Halloween, she lets Phil take over, and - instead of her usual fright-fest theme - he turns the house into AwesomeLand. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
A Tree Grows in Springfield: Homer becomes addicted to a tablet that Lisa wins for him in the school's silent auction, but he's distraught when it gets broken. (S24 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
The Day the Earth Stood Cool: Homer persuades a hipster couple to move in next door, but their friendship soon starts to deteriorate... (S24 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
To Cur with Love: Homer loses Santa's Little Helper but doesn't seem to care, until Grampa tells the story of Homer's long-lost childhood pup Bongo. (S24 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Homer Goes to Prep School: Homer joins an off-the-grid survivalist group who have a top-secret doomsday bunker. (S24 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Kiss My Butler: On Geoffrey's birthday, Will sets him up with a blind date... who Will promptly falls for. Naomi Campbell guest stars. (S1 Ep10/25) [S]
Thursday 21:00 - 21:30
Courting Disaster: Success goes to Will's head when he becomes the superstar of Carlton's high-school basketball team. (S1 Ep11/25) [S]
Thursday 21:30 - 22:00
Talking Turkey: When Will's mum, Viola, visits the family for Thanksgiving, she puts Will and the kids to work. (S1 Ep12/25) [S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
The Goggleboxers have been watching: The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News (local elections). (S21 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Citadel, The Greatest Auction, Family Fortunes, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, I Kissed a Boy and The Big Celebrity Detox. (S21 Ep13) [AD,S]