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Today 02:50 - 03:05

[adult swim]: Brand new series - SOMEONE COME BRING ME FOOD AND ENTERTAIN ME!: Animated comedy. A mysterious murder and strange goings on plunge a girls' trip to the snow into terror. (Ep5) [S]

Today 03:05 - 03:20

[adult swim] Brand new series - Foxcroft Academy for Boys: Animated adult comedy. A boy goes missing from a prestigious New England prep school. (S3 Ep5) [S]

Today 04:10 - 05:05

Kelly from Brighton needs some TLC but isn't sure if she wants a man or a woman. Carlo from Somerset is looking for the perfect woman after surviving leukaemia. (S8 Ep2/5) [AD,S,W]

Today 05:05 - 05:30

Heart Broken: A Valentine's Day romp between Phil and Claire's alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, takes an unexpected turn that lands Claire in hospital. (S4 Ep15) [S,W]

Today 05:30 - 05:55

The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13/22) [AD,S,SL,W]

Today 05:55 - 06:20

Hail Barry: Despite his lack of sporting prowess, Barry tries to join the school football team. (S5 Ep14/22) [AD,S,SL,W]

Today 06:20 - 07:00

Smother's Day: Beverly's upset when Barry and Erica forget to buy her a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead. (S3 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Today 07:00 - 07:30

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [S]

Today 07:30 - 07:55

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [S,W]

Today 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S,W]

Today 08:00 - 09:00

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17) [S,SL]

Today 09:00 - 09:30

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Today 09:30 - 10:00

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Today 10:00 - 10:30

The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]

Today 10:30 - 11:00

The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 11:00 - 11:30

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]

Today 11:30 - 12:00

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]

Today 12:00 - 12:30

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3) [S]

Today 12:30 - 13:00

The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4) [S]

Today 13:00 - 13:30

Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 13:30 - 14:00

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 14:00 - 14:30

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 14:30 - 15:00

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 15:30

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]

Today 15:30 - 16:00

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Today 16:00 - 16:30

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [S]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - New Mom, New Problems: Audrey sets her sights on regaining her position as top dog after recovering from injury. But new girl Gina puts a spanner in the works. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:50

(2002) Action-thriller starring Jason Statham. For a price, an underworld courier will deliver people or packages anywhere, no questions asked. But one job lands him in deep danger. [AD,S]

Today 23:50 - 00:55

YouTuber Jay has no problem sliding into girls' DMs but can't make connections in real life. Victoria has a thing for younger women and is after her very own Warrior Princess. (S8 Ep3/5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:55 - 01:55

Bi-curious 75-year-old Ian from North Yorkshire is looking for the perfect partner to explore his sexuality with, and 30-year-old waiter Kerry wants an experimental man. (S8 Ep4/5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:55 - 02:55

Can PR manager Sophie remember her date's name? Mum-of-three Mandy's date with gentle giant Andrew is going well, until Mandy - who has Crohn's disease - starts to feel unwell. (S8 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 02:55 - 03:55

What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of World on Fire, Antiques Roadshow, Treasure Island with Bear Grylls, The Circle: Vote Night and Britain's Got Talent? (S14 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 03:55 - 04:55

The dating show that dares to bare all. Wrestler Iain is looking for the one to pin him down for good. Bi-curious Leon wants to share his new body with a special someone. (S8 Ep1/5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:55 - 05:20

Best Men: Sal makes one of her notorious surprise drop-ins at Mitch and Cam's, but this time with big news - she's getting married. Cam and Mitch are the best men. (S4 Ep17) [S]

Tomorrow 05:20 - 05:45

Adam Spielberg: Adam writes an original script about Indiana Jones, but his passion for directing is challenged when he films it. Barry and Murray make a wager. (S5 Ep15/22) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:45 - 06:15

The Scrunchie Rule: Beverly nurses Coach Mellor back to health after a slip with the rope-climbing equipment. Erica and her roommate begin to annoy each other. (S5 Ep16/22) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 06:15 - 07:00

Big Orange: Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Adam's distraught when Murray decides to tear down the family tree house. (S3 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:20

Short, cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, including a variety of boats, animals surfing, a dating agency for sea captains and dancing from across the world. [S]

Tomorrow 07:20 - 07:45

Have a Summer: Adam worries about being hazed by the older students when he goes to high school, but he soon earns their respect by body-slamming Barry. (S3 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:45 - 08:10

Breakfast Club: Adam works on a new persona that he hopes will make him seem cool on his first day at high school, while Beverly gets her teaching certificate. (S4 Ep1/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:10 - 08:45

I Heart Video Dating: Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video-dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:45 - 09:10

George! George Glass!: Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends that she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:10 - 09:45

Crazy Calls: After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:45 - 10:45

Monochrome: The four remaining teams must create an emotional work of art made entirely from one colour. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 10:45 - 11:45

Brand new series: Arman's shocking allegations leave Sam Prince seething. Chelsea meets TOWIE as Jazz introduces Demi Sims. And Jules and Alice lock horns in an almighty showdown. (S29 Ep8) [S]

Tomorrow 11:45 - 12:15

The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:15 - 12:45

The Cohabitation Experimentation: When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is being repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:45 - 13:15

The Hot Tub Contamination: Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:15 - 13:45

The Fetal Kick Catalyst: Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:45 - 14:15

The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:15 - 14:45

The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:45 - 16:30

(2015) Animated family comedy sequel. Mavis (Selena Gomez) and Johnny (Andy Samberg) leave baby Dennis with 'Vampa' Dracula (Adam Sandler), who organises a monster boot camp. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 18:35

(1997) Comedy sequel starring Alex D. Linz as a resourceful boy who's stranded at home with chickenpox when a top-secret military microchip comes his way. Can he keep it safe from crooks? [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:35 - 19:00

Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

The D'oh-cial Network: Lisa creates a social networking phenomenon, SpringFace, but is called to trial when Springfield's obsession with it causes chaos. (S23 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

Moe Goes from Rags to Riches: Moe is heckled for having no real pals so his best friend, the beloved bar rag, narrates his incredible 1000-year journey to Springfield. (S23 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30

Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator J.J. Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00

Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00

The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05

On the box this time: Coronation Street, Love Island, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Starstruck, Cheat, Dancing on Ice, and Catfish UK. (S21 Ep2) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:05

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid. (S21 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 01:05 - 02:10

Cupid has a big surprise for mum-of-two Emma. Is lofty rocker Squid the man for six-foot-tall Kat? And will Fran be dapper Will's English rose? (S8 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 02:10 - 03:15

Raymon is 90. He meets ballroom dancing enthusiast Cecelia. Can model Frankie charm glamorous PA Rosie? And nervous rugby player Phil meets Sarah, who has overcome bone cancer. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:15 - 04:15

On the box this time: Coronation Street, Love Island, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Starstruck, Cheat, Dancing on Ice, and Catfish UK. (S21 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:15 - 05:10

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid. (S21 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 05:10 - 06:05

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12/17) [S,SL]

Sunday 06:05 - 07:00

Spin a Yarn: Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13/17) [S,SL]

Sunday 07:00 - 08:10

Ro reaches crisis point, while Marie takes steps to put things right. Ste fears for Lucas. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes. And things get physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. [AD,S]

Sunday 08:10 - 08:30

Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus: an energy drink house prank and a butcher rap. [S]

Sunday 08:30 - 09:00

Send Out the Clowns: The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis. And Manny has a cool new friend. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]

Sunday 09:00 - 09:30

Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Sunday 09:30 - 10:00

The Last Walt: Claire supports Luke when his friend Walt dies. Phil takes Alex for some father-daughter bonding time, and Haley throws an unauthorised party. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]

Sunday 10:00 - 10:30

Planes, Trains & Cars: The Dunphys want a new car and Phil makes a spontaneous purchase without Claire. Jay is determined to sort his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]

Sunday 10:30 - 11:00

Disneyland: Nothing is more quintessential to good old family fun than a trip to Disneyland - but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]

Sunday 11:00 - 12:00

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10/17) [S]

Sunday 12:00 - 13:00

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17) [S]

Sunday 13:00 - 14:00

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17) [S]

Sunday 14:00 - 16:00

(2018) Spooky animated family comedy. On a monster-friendly cruise, Dracula (Adam Sandler) falls in love - with a vampire slayer! [AD,S]

Sunday 16:00 - 16:30

The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:30 - 17:00

The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:00 - 17:30

The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:30 - 18:00

The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:00 - 18:30

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:30 - 19:00

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:00 - 19:30

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:30 - 20:00

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 21:30

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:30 - 22:00

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 22:00 - 23:45

(2005) Violent action-thriller starring Jason Statham as the tough courier Frank Martin, who's hired to guard a government drugs czar's son. But his mission soon lurches towards disaster. [AD,S]

Sunday 23:45 - 00:45

Sian, who's 24, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. And 33-year-old fashion entrepreneur Tansel is after a woman to settle down with. (S8 Ep5/5) [AD,S]

Monday 00:45 - 01:50

The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 01:50 - 02:55

On the box this time, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Married at First Sight Australia, Drawers Off, Your Honor, Million Pound Pawn, Pooch Perfect, and Stand Up & Deliver. (S17 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 02:55 - 03:55

Sian, who's 24, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. And 33-year-old fashion entrepreneur Tansel is after a woman to settle down with. (S8 Ep5/5) [AD,S]

Monday 03:55 - 04:55

The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 04:55 - 05:20

Pilot: US comedy about a group of New York City police detectives. A talented but carefree detective is taken aback when a strict new captain takes over at his precinct. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 05:20 - 05:45

The Tagger: When Peralta turns up late for morning roll call, Captain Holt responds by assigning him to a minor graffiti case and then closely monitoring his every move. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 05:45 - 07:00

Ro reaches crisis point, while Marie takes steps to put things right. Ste fears for Lucas. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes. And things get physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 07:00 - 07:30

The teens are caught red-handed, and Ste fears for his son. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes, and Diane catches the end of a suspicious conversation... [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 07:55

Things turn physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. Lucas receives comforting advice from an unlikely source. And reassuring words to Nancy strike a chord with Freddie. [AD,S]

Monday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17) [S,SL]

Monday 09:00 - 10:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17/17) [S,SL]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6) [S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7) [S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes: After Dr Sturgis experiences severe stress, Mary worries that Sheldon is treading a similar path. Georgie makes a discovery. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20) [S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he's hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S,W]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 20:30

Joel sees a glimmer of hope for saving his marriage, but he's unaware of someone's sinister plans... Meanwhile, Nancy hides a secret, and Rex plays a dangerous game. [AD,S]

Monday 20:30 - 21:00

Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - After Every Storm a Rainbow: Stress abounds at Studio Bleu, with Glo threatening to cut some of the girls from Nationals. One dancer hits her breaking point. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

What do Rylan, Denise van Outen, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Little Mix, Kelly Osbourne and other famous faces think of our top telly, from Killing Eve to Countdown? (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 23:00 - 00:05

Brand new series: Yas and Lauren confront Zeyno, who has her eye on Yas's former flame Arman. James has a warning for Jack. Freddy seeks revenge on Angus. And Sophie's got a date! (S29 Ep9) [S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05

On the box this time: Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates. (S17 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:05 - 01:35

The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:35 - 02:05

The Cohabitation Experimentation: When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is being repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:05 - 02:35

Pilot: US comedy about a group of New York City police detectives. A talented but carefree detective is taken aback when a strict new captain takes over at his precinct. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:35 - 03:05

The Tagger: When Peralta turns up late for morning roll call, Captain Holt responds by assigning him to a minor graffiti case and then closely monitoring his every move. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:05 - 03:30

Colors: Barry enlists his friends' help so he can break up Beverly's social group to get more of her attention. Adam attempts to trick Murray into loving the theatre. (S5 Ep17/22) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 03:30 - 04:00

MTV Spring Break: Hoping to enjoy a genuine spring break experience, Erica and Barry pay a visit to Pops in Florida, but the jaunt isn't what they expected. (S5 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:00 - 04:55

Brand new series: Yas and Lauren confront Zeyno, who has her eye on Yas's former flame Arman. James has a warning for Jack. Freddy seeks revenge on Angus. And Sophie's got a date! (S29 Ep9) [S,SL]

Tuesday 04:55 - 05:45

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17) [S,SL]

Tuesday 05:45 - 06:10

The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:10 - 07:00

M.E. Time: Peralta meets an attractive medical examiner, but he annoys his colleagues when his attempts to get together with her cause a hold-up with an autopsy report. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

Things turn physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. Lucas receives comforting advice from an unlikely source. And reassuring words to Nancy strike a chord with Freddie. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

Joel sees a glimmer of hope for saving his marriage, but he's unaware of someone's sinister plans... Meanwhile, Nancy hides a secret, and Rex plays a dangerous game. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 1): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1/16) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2/16) [S,SL]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts a bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8) [S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom: Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip: Sheldon must take a break from science when his new obsession with The Lord of the Rings leads to an unhealthy habit. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21) [S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

My Hero: Mitch's ex Teddy, a very personable and successful doctor, invites the family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink, where they all run rings around each other. (S4 Ep22) [S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Holographic Excitation: The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

Joel spirals from a devastating truth, while Jez faces a deadly ultimatum. And Nancy makes a heartbreaking confession. [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Recipe for Disaster: Miss Glo gives the dancers her toughest dance yet. And a head-to-head solo battle for two girls means one thing: head-to-head Dance Moms. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

From Love Island to The Family Brain Game, what do Oti Mabuse, Rachel Riley, Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Emily Atack, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top TV? (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05

Aaron, the winner of TV's The Traitors, is out on a date with a straight-A student Laura. There's also a date on roller skates and a Mr Bean impression. (S21 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10

Nameya is after both beauty and brains: will she find her perfect package in a sexy guy or her first ever girlfriend? Dan loves a fairy-tale, but she's yet to find her leading man. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Hot Tub Contamination: Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:40 - 02:05

The Fetal Kick Catalyst: Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:05 - 02:35

The Slump: Peralta has a growing number of crime cases that he can't seem to solve. Holt asks Santiago to take charge of a community outreach programme for at-risk youth. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:35 - 03:05

M.E. Time: Peralta meets an attractive medical examiner, but he annoys his colleagues when his attempts to get together with her cause a hold-up with an autopsy report. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:05 - 03:30

Flashy Little Flashdancer: Beverly takes up dancing with her friends but is dejected when her family are unimpressed by her plan to perform in a recital. (S5 Ep19/22) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 03:30 - 03:55

The Opportunity of a Lifetime: Barry gets the chance to throw the first pitch at a Phillies baseball game. Erica makes an important decision about her future. (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 03:55 - 04:45

From Love Island to The Family Brain Game, what do Oti Mabuse, Rachel Riley, Rylan Clark-Neal, Denise van Outen, Emily Atack, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top TV? (S1 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 04:45 - 05:35

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17/17) [S,SL]

Wednesday 05:35 - 06:00

The Vulture: Peralta is irked when a detective from Major Crimes takes over a murder case that he is close to solving. Can he prevent the officer from stealing his thunder? (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:00 - 07:00

Halloween: On a very busy Halloween night, Santiago - who detests the holiday - is forced to put on a fancy dress costume and go undercover on a street patrol with Boyle. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

Joel sees a glimmer of hope for saving his marriage, but he's unaware of someone's sinister plans... Meanwhile, Nancy hides a secret, and Rex plays a dangerous game. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55

Joel spirals from a devastating truth, while Jez faces a deadly ultimatum. And Nancy makes a heartbreaking confession. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon is in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16) [S,SL]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

Bringing Up Baby: The start of the fourth series of the Emmy-winning comedy. Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1) [S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship: Dr Sturgis is discharged from hospital, but after returning home he unexpectedly ends his relationship with Meemaw. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm: A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw struggles after her break-up with Dr Sturgis. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Games People Play: Phil gets a new RV and has high hopes of going on a family road trip, but Claire decides to let him learn the hard way why it will likely be a terrible idea. (S4 Ep23) [S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Suddenly, Last Summer: Mitch and Cam decide to get married. The kids are driving Phil and Claire crazy. Jay and Gloria prepare for Manny's solo trip to Colombia to visit relatives. (S5 Ep1) [S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

Joel's world unravels as a shocking crime leaves him with nowhere to turn. Nancy and Darren's search for answers continues, and an attempt to help ends in disaster. [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - May the Best Group Win: It's Regionals, and Glo has decided to split her team down the middle and make the two groups compete against each other. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

From The Chase to Fatal Attraction, what do Westlife, Kelly Osbourne, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top telly? (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:00

On the box this time, The Circle, CBeebies Bedtime Stories, Escape from Pretoria, Baywatch, This Morning (bathroom hacks), Naked Attraction, and BBC News on Prince Philip. (S17 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:00 - 01:05

Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:05 - 01:35

The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:35 - 02:00

The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:00 - 02:30

The Vulture: Peralta is irked when a detective from Major Crimes takes over a murder case that he is close to solving. Can he prevent the officer from stealing his thunder? (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:30 - 03:00

Halloween: On a very busy Halloween night, Santiago - who detests the holiday - is forced to put on a fancy dress costume and go undercover on a street patrol with Boyle. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:00 - 03:30

Spaceballs: Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she's made. (S5 Ep21/22) [AD,S,W]

Thursday 03:30 - 03:55

Let's Val Kilmer This Car: Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. But when she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S,W]

Thursday 03:55 - 04:20

Goodnight, Grace: Everyone flies to Florida to join Phil after his mum's passing. Claire helps with Gracie's last wish for Frank, and the kids reflect on the gifts grandma left. (S4 Ep24) [S]

Thursday 04:20 - 05:15

From The Chase to Fatal Attraction, what do Westlife, Kelly Osbourne, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top telly? (S1 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 05:15 - 06:10

La Galleria 33 (Part 1): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1/16) [S,SL]

Thursday 06:10 - 07:00

48 Hours: Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:00 - 07:30

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [S]

Thursday 07:30 - 07:55

The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [S]

Thursday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5/16) [S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 10:00

Revisit: Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep16/16) [S,SL]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater: Unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects, Sheldon runs for class president. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross: Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2) [S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting: Sheldon starts the first internet flame war. Meanwhile, Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's: Hoping to recruit Sheldon, the university offers George Sr a job. Mary is determined to rid her home of greed. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

First Days: Claire arrives for her first day at Jay's company but is worried that Jay doesn't have a real job for her. And Cam is now substitute teaching at the high school. (S5 Ep2) [S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Larry's Wife: Phil seems to have found his niche in real estate - selling to recently divorced women. Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement. (S5 Ep3) [S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Springfield Files: Homer thinks he's seen an alien in the woods. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully (guest stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson). (S8 Ep10/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

The Santa Simulation: Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

Uncut Femmes: It turns out that there's more to Chief Wiggum's wife than it seems. And Marge gets involved in a jewel heist. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news... (S23 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Last Chance to Dance: A storm is coming as Miss Glo and her dancers descend on Nationals. Will their season end in glory with so many rifts within the team? (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

From First Dates to Serengeti, what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top TV? (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 00:05

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Line of Duty, This Is My House, The Proof Is Out There, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Countdown and This Morning? (S17 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 01:10

Will the flames of passion burn bright for fire performer Hayley and business owner Glen? And can tattoo fan Sarah from Wales find someone 'who'll take my bins out on a Tuesday'? (S22 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 01:10 - 01:40

The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 01:40 - 02:10

The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 02:10 - 02:40

The Rickchurian Mortydate: Rick and Morty fall out with the president when he asks them to tackle a monster that's roaming the tunnels under the White House. (S3 Ep10/10) [AD,S]

Friday 02:40 - 02:55

[adult swim]: Brand new series - Our Bubbly Wubbly Tasmania :P: Surreal animated comedy. What starts as a simple day at the beach ends in a task to please a Tasmanian god. (Ep6) [S]

Friday 02:55 - 03:10

[adult swim] Brand new series - A Mine Is a Terrible Thing to Waste: Animated adult comedy series. In this episode, Mike celebrates the mining industry. (S3 Ep6) [S]

Friday 03:10 - 03:35

48 Hours: Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]

Friday 03:35 - 03:55

Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 03:55 - 04:20

Sixteen Candles: Murray and Beverly forget Adam's 16th birthday. (S6 Ep1/23) [AD,S,W]

Friday 04:20 - 04:45

You Got Zuko'd: Adam's girlfriend Jackie returns from her summer in New York but acts like a different person. Beverly is unhappy with Lainey's culinary skills. (S6 Ep2/23) [AD,S]

Friday 04:45 - 05:35

La Galleria 33 (Part 2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2/16) [S,SL]

Friday 05:35 - 06:00

Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 06:00 - 07:00

Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20) [S]

Friday 07:30 - 07:55

Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21) [S]

Friday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

Olde Hitching Post: Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it. (S6 Ep6/16) [S,SL]

Friday 09:00 - 10:00

Levanti's: Gordon visits Pennsylvania, where he meets siblings whose inability to work together is risking their father's life savings at his Italian restaurant, Levanti's. (S6 Ep7/16) [S,SL]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3) [S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken: Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's party. George and Dr Sturgis bond. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib: Sheldon decides to fake an illness to avoid a swimming test at school. Dr Sturgis attempts to spy on Meemaw's new boyfriend. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 21:30

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Friday 21:30 - 22:00

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 23:45

(2005) Violent action-thriller starring Jason Statham as the tough courier Frank Martin, who's hired to guard a government drugs czar's son. But his mission soon lurches towards disaster. [AD,S]

Friday 23:45 - 00:40

The dating show that dares to bare all. Sex toy tester Hayley wants the perfect partner to get her buzzing. Tree surgeon Dmitri is after the one, but is in for a big shock. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:40 - 01:05

The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]