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Today 02:50 - 03:20

The Oolong Slayer: Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 03:20 - 03:50

Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned Amazing Detective Slash Genius. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 03:50 - 04:15

The Return of the Formica King: Business rival and nemesis 'Formica' Mike attempts to make an offer Murray can't refuse by buying Ottoman Empire. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]

Today 05:05 - 05:55

Fiesta Sunrise: Gordon visits Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, where a cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety. (S2 Ep9/13) [S,SL]

Today 05:55 - 06:20

Oates & Oates: Ren decides to host an Earth Day telethon. Barry vows to help her book some A-listers. Beverly and her nemesis square off to find Bill a match. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]

Today 06:20 - 07:00

Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 07:00 - 07:05

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Today 07:05 - 07:35

The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, a wary Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Today 07:35 - 08:00

Weird Science: Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Today 08:00 - 08:30

Hogan Is My Grandfather: Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Today 08:30 - 09:00

Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Today 09:00 - 09:30

Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to re-invent herself by going to night school, but change-averse Murray tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Today 09:30 - 10:00

Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Today 10:00 - 11:45

(2019) Animated adventure featuring the voices of Jennifer Garner, Mila Kunis, John Oliver and Matthew Broderick. A girl's imaginary theme park comes to life when her mum goes to hospital. [AD,S]

Today 11:45 - 12:40

Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11/13) [S]

Today 12:40 - 13:40

Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10/13) [S]

Today 13:40 - 14:40

Casa Roma: Gordon visits Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. Although the bar is a success, the restaurant is failing and has had 20 chefs in two years. (S2 Ep8/13) [S]

Today 14:40 - 16:35

(1997) Raucous comedy. Two brothers go to immense lengths to try to rid their mansion of a mouse. The mouse goes to immense lengths to rid its mansion of the two brothers. Who will win? [AD,S]

Today 16:35 - 18:30

(2020) Family action comedy. A CIA agent (Dave Bautista) gets the run-around from a nine-year-old girl when he's sent to keep an eye on her family. With Chloe Coleman. [S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

Large Marge: Marge accidentally gets breast implants after mistakenly thinking that Homer was flirting with two businesswomen while he was building houses for the homeless. (S14 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Helter Skelter: The Simpsons' house must be fumigated after a hockey player gives Lisa his termite-infested stick. The only place they can find to live is in a reality TV show. (S14 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

The D'oh-cial Network: Lisa creates a social networking phenomenon, SpringFace, but is called to trial when Springfield's obsession with it causes chaos. (S23 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 21:30

Moe Goes from Rags to Riches: Moe is heckled for having no real pals so his best friend, the beloved bar rag, narrates his incredible 1000-year journey to Springfield. (S23 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:30 - 22:00

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:00

What do our favourite celebs - from Lorraine Kelly to Bez and Sunetra Sarker - think of The Masked Dancer, Dirty Dancing, Tom Allen's Quizness, Bad Skin Clinic and other top telly? (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 23:00 - 00:05

This time on the 'Box: Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes. (S25 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05

This time it's Adolescence, Tribe with Bruce Parry, and Bad Dog Academy. Also Tempting Fortune, The Yorkshire Vet, Million Dollar Secret and ITV News (Greenland/wrestling). (S25 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10

Lyn has a surprise for her date Steve: she's pregnant. Can Rebecca see past Freddie's nerves? Cindy and Elan, who have matching outfits, bond over matters of the heart and family. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:15

Dental nurse Jade hopes to get her teeth into a tall alpha male. She meets strapping, handsome tree surgeon Tom. And female sumo wrestler Sharran dates ex-bingo-caller David. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 03:15 - 04:15

This time on the 'Box: Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes. (S25 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 04:15 - 05:15

This time it's Adolescence, Tribe with Bruce Parry, and Bad Dog Academy. Also Tempting Fortune, The Yorkshire Vet, Million Dollar Secret and ITV News (Greenland/wrestling). (S25 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:15 - 06:05

At Hermosa Beach in California, Gordon attempts to save Patrick Molloy's, a family-owned Irish pub, by refurbishing the dining room and creating a simplified but delicious menu. (S1 Ep7/8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:05 - 06:30

The Mattress: Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 06:30 - 07:00

The Swedes: Santiago and Jeffords help Gina to prepare for an exam. Peralta and Diaz work with two Swedish detectives on an international jewel theft case. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:15

Robbie faces a terrifying dilemma as Clare delivers a deadly ultimatum. Sienna confesses her love for Cleo. A suspicious Lucas confronts Ste and Dillon. And one resident's fate is revealed. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:15 - 08:30

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]

Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:35

Gordon Returns: Gordon Ramsay revisits some of the restaurants he set out to save, including The Mixing Bowl, The Olde Stone Mill, Peter's and Campania. Have things improved? (S2 Ep13/13) [S]

Tomorrow 09:35 - 10:40

Hot Potato Café: The Hot Potato Café in Philadelphia has never made a profit. When the chips are down, can Gordon help save the restaurant? (S3 Ep1/13) [S]

Tomorrow 10:40 - 11:40

At Hermosa Beach in California, Gordon attempts to save Patrick Molloy's, a family-owned Irish pub, by refurbishing the dining room and creating a simplified but delicious menu. (S1 Ep7/8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:40 - 12:40

In California, Gordon helps out barbecue and seafood restaurant Sandra Dee's, by updating the 20-year-old dining room's faded decor and overhauling the kitchen and menu. (S1 Ep8/8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:40 - 14:35

(2020) Adventure-comedy adaptation of the iconic video game. Super-fast hedgehog Sonic (Ben Schwartz) must flee from an evil scientist (Jim Carrey) on Earth. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:35 - 15:00

The Planetarium Collision: Sheldon accidentally sabotages Amy's career. Raj isn't keen when Howard's invited to host a show with him at the planetarium. (S12 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

The Imitation Perturbation: Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, so Sheldon gets revenge. Leonard is shocked that Penny can't recall their first kiss. (S12 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 15:55

The Grant Allocation Derivation: Leonard is made responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the garden playhouse into a hideaway to escape her family. (S12 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:55 - 16:30

The Citation Negation: Sheldon and Amy get some devastating news. Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend Denise to teach her how to beat Howard at a video game. (S12 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

The VCR Illumination: Sheldon and Amy are still upset about their theory being disproven, but a video tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. (S12 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Confirmation Polarization: Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super-asymmetry theory is proved correct. Bernadette enjoys some big success at work. (S12 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

The Meteorite Manifestation: Sheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette with some bureaucratic paperwork, until he realises they are breaking the law. (S12 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

The Donation Oscillation: Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Girls Just Want to Have Sums: When Principal Skinner gets cancelled for sexism, the school gets a new principal who mollycoddles the girls. So Lisa disguises herself as a boy. (S17 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30

Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 22:30

Brand new series - The Last Temptation of Jerry: Rick and Morty continue series eight! In this episode the Smiths learn the meaning of Easter. (S8 Ep4/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:30 - 23:00

Brand new series - The Rick, The Mort & The Ugly: Rick and Morty series eight continues! Life has meaning! In this episode, Morty loses his fidget spinner. (S8 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 01:00

(2014) Comedy sequel. The lads visit Jay in Australia after he tells them he's living a life of hedonism and sexual promiscuity as a superstar DJ. [AD,S]

Monday 01:00 - 02:05

On the TV this time: Dynasties II, Pieces of Her, Celebrity Mastermind, Is It Cake?, TOTP: 1992 Biggest Hits, Hospital: Road to Recovery, and BBC News (Putin Rally). (S19 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 02:05 - 03:10

What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of Flirty Dancing, Strictly Come Dancing, Dom Does America, Only Connect, This Morning and the film Bridesmaids? (S14 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 03:10 - 04:10

We celebrate Naked Attraction's biggest and best audacious, attention-grabbing characters, from 75-year-old bisexual Ian to Shaida, who was looking for the dad of her future kids. [AD,S]

Monday 04:10 - 05:05

Pop singer Ben, who was a smash-hit back in the 1980s, meets Sarah, who used to have his poster above her bed! And will student James's unconventional party trick impress Emilie? (S10 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 05:05 - 05:30

The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 05:30 - 07:00

Robbie faces a terrifying dilemma as Clare delivers a deadly ultimatum. Sienna confesses her love for Cleo. A suspicious Lucas confronts Ste and Dillon. And one resident's fate is revealed. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 07:00 - 07:30

Sienna confesses her love for Cleo and drops a bombshell. Meanwhile, emotions run high when secrets are revealed over a baby monitor, and one resident makes a final desperate move. [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 07:55

It's DI Banks's funeral. Dodger runs into a sombre Clare, who makes a shocking confession, while a suspicious Lucas confronts Ste and Dillon. And one resident's fate is revealed. [AD,S]

Monday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Flamango's: Gordon visits Flamango's in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2/13) [S,SL]

Monday 09:00 - 10:00

Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but he didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3/13) [S,SL]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Regarding Margie: Marge inhales poisonous fumes during a cleaning spree, gets amnesia and forgets who Homer is. (S17 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism: Sheldon welcomes Missy to atheism by encouraging her to question the Bible. Mary helps Pastor Jeff. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench: Sheldon tries to convince Dr Sturgis to return to the university. And Georgie upsets the family. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

The Big Guns: Claire's fury about the ugly boat on neighbours Ronnie and Amber's front lawn soon develops into all-out war. (S6 Ep12) [S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

Rash Decisions: Phil feels the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and Andy - who's been hanging around a lot as Phil's apprentice - steps in as his new right-hand man. (S6 Ep13) [S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance: Sheldon attends his first comic book convention and Mary tries selling make-up. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender: Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbours, while George Sr learns his job is in jeopardy. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1) [S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

Grift of the Magi: After Bart breaks his coccyx and ends up using a wheelchair, Principal Skinner foolishly hires Fat Tony to build ramps at the school. (S11 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The 2003 Approximation: Sheldon sulks when Penny and Leonard announce that they're moving in together. Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book shop. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

The Perspiration Implementation: The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke. Stuart struggles to attract female customers to the comic book shop. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

The Helium Insufficiency: Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 20:30

An uninvited guest drops a bombshell during Mercedes' remission party. Jez is determined to cover his tracks as Dodger hunts for answers. And the McQueens discover that Bobby has escaped. [AD,S]

Monday 20:30 - 21:00

Girls Just Want to Have Sums: When Principal Skinner gets cancelled for sexism, the school gets a new principal who mollycoddles the girls. So Lisa disguises herself as a boy. (S17 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Drifting Standards: A deckhand and guest drift too far away at sea, leaving Captain Sandy questioning her bosun. A guest complains about the food. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

Britain's top armchair critics have been watching Bridgerton, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Dynasties II, Starstruck, and ITV News (Will Smith). (S19 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 23:00 - 00:05

On the box this time: Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Holidaying with Jane McDonald, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment and Peaky Blinders. (S19 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05

Pop singer Ben, who was a smash-hit back in the 1980s, meets Sarah, who used to have his poster above her bed! And will student James's unconventional party trick impress Emilie? (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:05 - 01:35

The Planetarium Collision: Sheldon accidentally sabotages Amy's career. Raj isn't keen when Howard's invited to host a show with him at the planetarium. (S12 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:35 - 02:05

The Imitation Perturbation: Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, so Sheldon gets revenge. Leonard is shocked that Penny can't recall their first kiss. (S12 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:05 - 02:35

Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:35 - 03:05

The Mattress: Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:05 - 03:30

The Fake-Up: As things get more serious between Adam and Brea, Beverly struggles to let go. Barry is thrown when Lainey Lewis comes back to town for a visit. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:30 - 03:55

Pretty in Pink: With prom night looming, Adam worries that Brea will ditch him for a more popular guy. When Geoff gets some bad news, Erica struggles to support him. (S7 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:55 - 04:20

The Help: Jay and Manny aren't happy when Gloria hires a too-good-to-be-true male nanny. Frank's in town and feeling lonely, so Phil and Jay take him out to get his groove back. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:20 - 05:10

Brand new series - Drifting Standards: A deckhand and guest drift too far away at sea, leaving Captain Sandy questioning her bosun. A guest complains about the food. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:10 - 06:00

Flamango's: Gordon visits Flamango's in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:25

Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 06:25 - 07:00

The Mattress: Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

It's DI Banks's funeral. Dodger runs into a sombre Clare, who makes a shocking confession, while a suspicious Lucas confronts Ste and Dillon. And one resident's fate is revealed. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

An uninvited guest drops a bombshell during Mercedes' remission party. Jez is determined to cover his tracks as Dodger hunts for answers. And the McQueens discover that Bobby has escaped. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00

PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell asks Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Beyond Blunderdome: Mel Gibson hires Homer to help him rewrite his remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington. (S11 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room: Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, and Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy: While Mary's away George gives advice on Missy's love life. And Sheldon and Dr Linkletter struggle with an equation. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister: Valentine's Day returns, which means 'Juliana' and 'Clive' are back. But Claire is worried that Phil may be more into Juliana than her. (S6 Ep14) [S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

Fight or Flight: After a reunion weekend with Phil's old buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first-class seat left on the flight home, leaving Phil in coach. (S6 Ep15) [S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Help: Jay and Manny aren't happy when Gloria hires a too-good-to-be-true male nanny. Frank's in town and feeling lonely, so Phil and Jay take him out to get his groove back. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles: When a new scientist joins the lab, Sheldon is the odd man out. And Mary is given a lotto ticket. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number: Sheldon joins Dr Linkletter and Dr Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Day Alex Left for College: Phil and Claire feel snubbed when Alex gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid them making it a big deal. (S7 Ep2) [S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Closet Case: Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily, but when he sees how intimate living together means, he has second thoughts. (S7 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Spock Resonance: While he's being interviewed for a documentary about Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Mystery Date Observation: While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help him find a new girlfriend online. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Platonic Permutation: At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

Feeling rejected by his mum, Jez reveals the truth to someone else... Mercedes supports Bobby as he prepares to do the right thing, and Dodger takes pity on Clare. [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Greeking Havoc: The deck team leap into action to salvage a chaotic beach picnic. Meanwhile, romance begins to blossom between more than two crew members. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

The Goggleboxers tune in to Bridgerton, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof, Made in Chelsea, and the news on Rishi Sunak and the Partygate scandal. (S19 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05

On the box this time, Britain's Got Talent, The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe, Romeo and Duet, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof, Roar, and Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. (S19 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10

Emily - Miss Essex 2016/17 - is looking for a man who won't just see her as a 'trophy' girlfriend. Ketan, who has autism, meets Brodie, who's looking for a man with quirks. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Grant Allocation Derivation: Leonard is made responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the garden playhouse into a hideaway to escape her family. (S12 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:40 - 02:05

The Citation Negation: Sheldon and Amy get some devastating news. Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend Denise to teach her how to beat Howard at a video game. (S12 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:05 - 02:40

Ava: Jeffords asks Peralta to take care of his pregnant wife when she drops by at the precinct while he and Diaz are out seeking information on a murder case. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:40 - 03:05

The Swedes: Santiago and Jeffords help Gina to prepare for an exam. Peralta and Diaz work with two Swedish detectives on an international jewel theft case. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:05 - 03:35

Airplane!: Beverly announces a family trip to Miami, but Erica suspects that she's scheming. Murray grapples with his fear of flying. Geoff tries to keep the peace. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:35 - 04:00

The Prettiest Boy in School: Adam struggles to balance his old friendships with new ones. Beverly realises that she wants an adult relationship with her kids. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:00 - 04:25

A Fair to Remember: The family go to the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - Greeking Havoc: The deck team leap into action to salvage a chaotic beach picnic. Meanwhile, romance begins to blossom between more than two crew members. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:15 - 06:05

Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but he didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 06:05 - 07:00

Ava: Jeffords asks Peralta to take care of his pregnant wife when she drops by at the precinct while he and Diaz are out seeking information on a murder case. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

An uninvited guest drops a bombshell during Mercedes' remission party. Jez is determined to cover his tracks as Dodger hunts for answers. And the McQueens discover that Bobby has escaped. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55

Feeling rejected by his mum, Jez reveals the truth to someone else... Mercedes supports Bobby as he prepares to do the right thing, and Dodger takes pity on Clare. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00

Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

Brother's Little Helper: An experimental ADHD drug improves Bart's behaviour but makes him paranoid: is Major League Baseball using a satellite to read his thoughts? (S11 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner: Homer becomes a restaurant critic for the Springfield Shopper, and ends up so feared that the town's restaurateurs plot to kill him. (S11 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones: While Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church, Meemaw and Georgie go into business together. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel: Sheldon begins his complicated relationship with engineering when he takes his first engineering class. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Connection Lost: Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. (S6 Ep16) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

Closet? You'll Love It!: Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict. (S6 Ep17) [S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

A Fair to Remember: The family go to the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car: When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth: In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend. And Georgie comes clean to Mandy. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Earworm Reverberation: Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out that their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Opening Night Excitation: Leonard, Howard and Raj have an extra ticket for the Star Wars movie premiere but can't decide who they should give it to. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Sales Call Sublimation: Penny gets more than she bargained for when Leonard meets a psychiatrist, while Sheldon and Raj make an astronomical discovery. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

Donny is determined to find Bobby and, with time ticking, Mercedes seeks help. Elsewhere, an unlikely romance blossoms. And does one resident have a dark ulterior motive? [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Caught Between a Dock and a Heart Place: There're clashes when two stews pursue the same deckhand. The interior are in disarray when Aesha is rushed to hospital. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

On the box this time: Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored and Formula 1: Drive to Survive. (S19 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05

Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:05

We celebrate the pickers whose initial naked attraction led to full-on romance, as well as those whose dates were disasters. [AD,S]

Thursday 01:05 - 01:35

The VCR Illumination: Sheldon and Amy are still upset about their theory being disproven, but a video tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. (S12 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:35 - 02:05

The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:05 - 02:35

Yippie Kayak: Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:35 - 03:05

Hostage Situation: Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:05 - 03:30

It's All About Comptrol: Beverly decides to go into politics. Geoff is excited about freshman orientation even though Erica thinks it's a waste of time. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:30 - 03:55

Bill's Wedding: Beverly promises to throw Bill and Dolores a perfect wedding in less than 24 hours. (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:55 - 04:25

ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - Caught Between a Dock and a Heart Place: There're clashes when two stews pursue the same deckhand. The interior are in disarray when Aesha is rushed to hospital. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:15 - 06:10

Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4/13) [S,SL]

Thursday 06:10 - 07:00

Yippie Kayak: Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 07:00 - 07:30

The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [S]

Thursday 07:30 - 07:55

Spring-a-Ding-Fling: Cameron oversees the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. (S5 Ep16) [S]

Thursday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8/13) [S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 10:00

Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9/13) [S,SL]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Treehouse of Horror X: Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons after Marge accidentally runs him down, and Bart and Lisa get zapped by radiation and become superheroes. (S11 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): The Simpsons are forced to flee to the countryside, where Homer accidentally invents highly addictive tomacco. But the animals like it too... (S11 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin: Sheldon battles President Hagemeyer's mysterious boss over the university's science requirements. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian: While George Sr plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house, Sheldon gets the science yips and must learn how not to think. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to make a speech at his old high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli: While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret and Missy wants to babysit. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband: George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Empathy Optimization: The gang plan a Sheldon-free weekend in Las Vegas after coping with his constant demands, rudeness and ingratitude when he was ill. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

The Meemaw Materialization: Sheldon is thrilled when his beloved grandma 'Meemaw' comes to visit, but his excitement fades when she butts heads with Amy. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a special live Valentine's Day episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Running Aft-er Time: Aesha loses patience when her stews' work slips. And the anchor gets stuck, leaving the yacht stranded at sea. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

On the box this time: Britain's Got Talent, One Night Stand, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof and Great British History Hunters. (S19 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 00:05

This time on the Box: Heartstopper, Made in Chelsea, The Circle, Bee Czar, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, and BBC News (local elections/Keir Starmer Beergate). (S19 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 01:10

How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for? (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 01:10 - 01:40

The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12) [AD,S]

Friday 01:40 - 02:05

The Confirmation Polarization: Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super-asymmetry theory is proved correct. Bernadette enjoys some big success at work. (S12 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 02:05 - 02:40

Brand new series - The Last Temptation of Jerry: Rick and Morty continue series eight! In this episode the Smiths learn the meaning of Easter. (S8 Ep4/10) [AD,S]

Friday 02:40 - 02:55

[adult swim] Brand new series - Thy Neighbor's Life: Animated adult comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). Mike and the team are invited to a neighbour's house for dinner. (S3 Ep13) [S]

Friday 02:55 - 03:10

[adult swim] Brand new series - My Favorite Mystery: Animated adult comedy series with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). The team reminisce about their favourite mysteries. (S3 Ep14) [S]

Friday 03:10 - 03:35

Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Friday 03:35 - 04:00

9 Days: Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Friday 04:00 - 04:25

The Cruise: Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - Running Aft-er Time: Aesha loses patience when her stews' work slips. And the anchor gets stuck, leaving the yacht stranded at sea. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 05:15 - 06:05

PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5/13) [S,SL]

Friday 06:05 - 07:00

The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [S]

Friday 07:30 - 07:55

Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [S]

Friday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [S,SL]

Friday 09:00 - 10:00

Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11/13) [S,SL]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room: Sheldon gets a dorm room to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit: Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Bachelor Party Corrosion: The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker: Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People: The Coopers face judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Positive Negative Reaction: When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Celebration Experimentation: The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party, in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Application Deterioration: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news... (S23 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Chain Reaction: To avoid being stranded at sea, Captain Sandy makes a critical decision that could impact the season. And wildfires encroach on the marina. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 00:00

(2014) Comedy sequel. The lads visit Jay in Australia after he tells them he's living a life of hedonism and sexual promiscuity as a superstar DJ. [AD,S]

Saturday 00:00 - 02:10

(2012) Adult comedy. Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan and Seann William Scott star in this American Pie sequel. The class of 1999 gather to reminisce and misbehave. [S]

Saturday 02:10 - 02:40

The Meteorite Manifestation: Sheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette with some bureaucratic paperwork, until he realises they are breaking the law. (S12 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:40 - 03:10

The Donation Oscillation: Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:10 - 03:35

Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:35 - 04:00

The 9-8: The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:00 - 04:50

Brand new series - Chain Reaction: To avoid being stranded at sea, Captain Sandy makes a critical decision that could impact the season. And wildfires encroach on the marina. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:50 - 05:40

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6/13) [S,SL]

Saturday 05:40 - 06:05

Dee-Vorced: Beverly is stunned to learn that Brea's mom Vicki is divorced. Barry struggles with feeling left out of the JTP. (S8 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:05 - 07:00

Eracism: After seeing Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing, Adam attempts to end racism in Jenkintown. Geoff is horrified to learn that Erica has no moral compass. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:10

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S,W]

Saturday 07:10 - 07:35

Hostage Situation: Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:35 - 08:05

Girl Talk: Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:05 - 08:35

A Wall Street Thanksgiving: Murray has to intervene when Marvin reveals that he's become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:35 - 09:05

The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:05 - 09:35

Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:35 - 10:05

We Didn't Start the Fire: Erica tells Beverly that she's going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops gives Barry advice on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 10:05 - 11:05

Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7/13) [S]

Saturday 11:05 - 12:05

Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8/13) [S]

Saturday 12:05 - 13:05

Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9/13) [S]

Saturday 13:05 - 14:05

Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [S]

Saturday 14:05 - 16:00

(2020) Adventure-comedy adaptation of the iconic video game. Super-fast hedgehog Sonic (Ben Schwartz) must flee from an evil scientist (Jim Carrey) on Earth. [AD,S]

Saturday 16:00 - 16:30

The D & D Vortex: When the gang find out that Wil Wheaton is hosting a celebrity game of Dungeons & Dragons at his home, deception and betrayal take hold. (S12 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:30 - 17:00

The Conference Valuation: Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of Michael and Halley while they are away. (S12 Ep17) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:00 - 17:30

The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:30 - 18:00

The Inspiration Deprivation: Amy has a meltdown when she feels the pressure of what it would mean for women everywhere if she were to win a Nobel Prize. (S12 Ep19) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:00 - 18:30

The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:30 - 19:00

Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:00 - 19:30

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:30 - 20:00

At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 21:30

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:30 - 22:00

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news... (S23 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:00

Celebs including Mo Gilligan, Clare Balding and Olly Alexander have been watching Clarkson's Farm, Snakes on a Plane, Fresh, Fried and Crispy, Tiny World, and other top shows. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:00 - 00:05

What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty. (S25 Ep9) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:05

This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more. (S25 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]