Today 14:35 - 15:00
The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
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Fri May 09
Today 15:00 - 15:30
A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3) [S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4) [S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
The Book Job: Homer forms a crack team to write a hit tween fantasy novel and catches the eye of a slick publisher. (S23 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 21:30
The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants: Mr Burns decides to make Homer the account manager at the nuclear power plant and a seasoned advertising veteran takes him under his wing. (S23 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Today 21:30 - 22:00
The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 00:00
(2011) Sci-fi comedy. On a road trip across the USA, two British UFO geeks (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) make pals with a potty-mouthed alien (voiced by Seth Rogen). With Sigourney Weaver. [AD,S]
Sat May 10
Tomorrow 00:00 - 01:00
Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:00 - 02:05
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:05 - 03:05
What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of Britain's Got Talent: The Champions, The Circle, Peaky Blinders, Strictly Come Dancing and Supermarket Sweep? (S14 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:05 - 04:05
Justin's 25 and has never had a girlfriend; how will Maisie react to the dating methods he learned from a book? Ekow thinks love is insane; will Deborah change his mind? (S7 Ep10/17) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:05 - 05:00
Park's Edge: In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6/17) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:00 - 05:25
Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:25 - 05:50
Girl Talk: Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:50 - 06:20
Welcome to the Fatherhood: When Dave's estranged dad arrives in town keen to reconnect, his son finally learns the truth about his disappearance 30 years ago. (S5 Ep21) [S]
Tomorrow 06:20 - 07:00
Welcome to the Opening Night: Calvin pushes Marty to move the opening day of their new business so that they can get a valuable celebrity endorsement. (S5 Ep22) [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:25
Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school, but Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant, which really doesn't help at all. (S3 Ep19/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:25 - 07:55
Dungeons & Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides that she wants to leave home to go to college. (S3 Ep20/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:25
Rush: When Barry insists that Beverly always favours Adam, she tries to make amends. Murray's not happy about Erica's new boyfriend, a fanatical music fan. (S3 Ep21/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:25 - 08:55
Smother's Day: Beverly's upset when Barry and Erica forget to buy her a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead. (S3 Ep22/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:55 - 09:25
Big Orange: Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Adam's distraught when Murray decides to tear down the family tree house. (S3 Ep23/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:25 - 10:25
Keep Us in Suspense: This challenge tests the technical expertise of the teams. They must build a creation suspended from a wire. One team will be eliminated. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 10:25 - 11:30
Brand new series: The gang swap SW3 for some sand and sea. Are things really over between Yas and Sam? Maeva and James share their marriage struggles. And Sophie seeks her Prinz! (S29 Ep7) [S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 13:15
(2012) Quirky animated family comedy with the voices of Adam Sandler and Selena Gomez. Count Dracula runs a secluded hotel as a haven for monsters, but his daughter wants to see the world. [AD,S,W]
Tomorrow 13:15 - 13:45
The Celebration Experimentation: The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party, in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:45 - 14:10
The Application Deterioration: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:10 - 14:40
The Solder Excursion Diversion: Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:40 - 15:10
The Big Bear Precipitation: Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:10 - 15:40
The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:40 - 16:10
The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:10 - 16:40
The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:40 - 17:05
The Convergence Convergence: Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:05 - 19:30
(1992) Family comedy. Macaulay Culkin ends up in a swish New York hotel while his family are in Miami. But the burglars he defeated before (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) are back... [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
The Book Job: Homer forms a crack team to write a hit tween fantasy novel and catches the eye of a slick publisher. (S23 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants: Mr Burns decides to make Homer the account manager at the nuclear power plant and a seasoned advertising veteran takes him under his wing. (S23 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30
Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05
On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates, and BBC News. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:05
What do Britain's finest sofa critics think of You Bet!, Black Doves, Jamie Cooks Christmas, Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light, and Swiped: The School That Banned Smartphones? (S24 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sun May 11
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
The series starts with Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning (world's longest tongue), and ITV News (cheese). (S21 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:10 - 02:15
A surprise ending leads to a First Dates first in this episode. The daters include self-confessed failure Arj, stand-up comedian Lynn, who's 82, and fantasy novelist Sarah. (S7 Ep11/17) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:15 - 03:15
A storm brews as hairdresser Ben breezes in for his date with Daisy. Fantasy writer Sarah returns after her last date went awry. And a steamy first kiss is on the cards. (S7 Ep12/17) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:15 - 04:10
What do Britain's finest sofa critics think of You Bet!, Black Doves, Jamie Cooks Christmas, Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light, and Swiped: The School That Banned Smartphones? (S24 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 04:10 - 05:10
The series starts with Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning (world's longest tongue), and ITV News (cheese). (S21 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 05:10 - 06:00
The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret. (S5 Ep7/17) [S,SL]
Sunday 06:00 - 07:00
Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8/17) [S,SL]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:10
Misbah anxiously awaits updates on Donny, while Diane is shattered by the truth. Jez is running out of time. Nancy reveals a devastating decision. And manipulative Tommy tightens his grip. [AD,S]
Sunday 08:10 - 09:45
Brand new series: The couples prepare for the Final Vows, where they must decide whether to continue their relationships on the outside. (S12 Ep37) [S]
Sunday 09:45 - 11:15
Brand new series: After nearly three months, the experiment concludes with the Final Vows, as our remaining couples make the ultimate choice. (S12 Ep38) [S]
Sunday 11:15 - 13:00
Reunion: Brand new series: Four weeks after Final Vows, the participants reunite at an explosive reunion, where secrets are uncovered. (S12 Ep39) [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 14:50
Reunion: Brand new series: One couple go head-to-head and another unpack the events of the final dinner party, while one pair show that the MAFS experiment works. (S12 Ep40) [S]
Sunday 14:50 - 16:40
(2015) Animated family comedy sequel. Mavis (Selena Gomez) and Johnny (Andy Samberg) leave baby Dennis with 'Vampa' Dracula (Adam Sandler), who organises a monster boot camp. [AD,S]
Sunday 16:40 - 17:05
The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:05 - 17:35
The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:35 - 19:35
(1997) Comedy sequel starring Alex D. Linz as a resourceful boy who's stranded at home with chickenpox when a top-secret military microchip comes his way. Can he keep it safe from crooks? [S,W]
Sunday 19:35 - 20:00
Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:00 - 20:30
Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:30 - 21:00
Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 21:30
The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:30 - 22:00
Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 23:50
(2002) Action-thriller starring Jason Statham. For a price, an underworld courier will deliver people or packages anywhere, no questions asked. But one job lands him in deep danger. [AD,S]
Sunday 23:50 - 00:50
Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Mon May 12
Monday 00:50 - 01:55
This time on the 'Box, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman (Kim Kardashian), Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and Good Morning Britain featuring Nigel Farage. (S16 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 01:55 - 03:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Crown, We Are the Champions, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, and The Great British Bake Off. (S16 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 03:00 - 04:00
With his cover boy looks and cut-glass accent, Adam comes straight off the slopes at Verbier to meet 'ex-pat brat' Sophie. Can diamond in the rough Kevin charm glamazon Meguel? (S7 Ep13/17) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:00 - 04:25
Open House of Horrors: The neighbours don't share Clare's enthusiasm for Halloween, so this year she has to tone it down a bit. And Mitch and Cam host a costume party. (S4 Ep5) [S,W]
Monday 04:25 - 05:15
El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9/17) [S,SL]
Monday 05:15 - 07:00
Misbah anxiously awaits updates on Donny, while Diane is shattered by the truth. Jez is running out of time. Nancy reveals a devastating decision. And manipulative Tommy tightens his grip. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
Jez is running out of time as his secrets teeter on the edge of exposure. One resident is forced into a corner and makes a shocking confession, while Nancy reveals a devastating decision. [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Tempers flare as accusations fly at the McQueens, while Tommy's manipulations tighten their grip. Elsewhere, a mother discovers the truth, and Ro makes a drastic decision. [AD,S,W]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S,W]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12/17) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 09:30
The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Monday 09:30 - 10:00
Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 10:30
The Celebration Experimentation: The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party, in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
The Application Deterioration: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce: George Sr asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, but the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide at Tam's house. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
The Last Walt: Claire supports Luke when his friend Walt dies. Phil takes Alex for some father-daughter bonding time, and Haley throws an unauthorised party. (S3 Ep20) [S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Little Bo Bleep: The family help Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6) [S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7) [S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Ro reaches crisis point when his plans to leave the village fall through, making his parents panic. Meanwhile, Marie takes steps to put things right. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - A New Era: New dancers. New dances. New teacher. Same old antics. A fresh batch of dancers and meddling moms cause chaos at coach Glo's dance school in Virginia. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: The love triangle that has brought chaos to Truetopia culminates in a fiery showdown, while a romantic dinner has a sting in the tail. And a secret pact spirals. (Ep7/9) [AD,S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
Brand new series: Arman's shocking allegations leave Sam Prince seething. Chelsea meets TOWIE as Jazz introduces Demi Sims. And Jules and Alice lock horns in an almighty showdown. (S29 Ep8) [S]
Tue May 13
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
TV's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, I'm a Celebrity... A Jungle Story, 24 Hours in Police Custody, Nigella's Cook, Eat, Repeat, and Naked Attraction. (S16 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 01:05 - 02:10
Colin was born with a birth defect that resulted in a missing leg. With a shared sense of humour, he hits it off with phlebotomist Tracey, but will he reveal his disability? (S7 Ep14/17) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 02:10 - 03:15
Brand new series: The love triangle that has brought chaos to Truetopia culminates in a fiery showdown, while a romantic dinner has a sting in the tail. And a secret pact spirals. (Ep7/9) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 03:15 - 04:10
Brand new series: Arman's shocking allegations leave Sam Prince seething. Chelsea meets TOWIE as Jazz introduces Demi Sims. And Jules and Alice lock horns in an almighty showdown. (S29 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:10 - 05:05
TV's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, I'm a Celebrity... A Jungle Story, 24 Hours in Police Custody, Nigella's Cook, Eat, Repeat, and Naked Attraction. (S16 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 05:05 - 05:30
Open House of Horrors: The neighbours don't share Clare's enthusiasm for Halloween, so this year she has to tone it down a bit. And Mitch and Cam host a costume party. (S4 Ep5) [S]
Tuesday 05:30 - 05:55
A Wall Street Thanksgiving: Murray has to intervene when Marvin reveals that he's become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S,SL,W]
Tuesday 05:55 - 06:20
The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 06:20 - 07:00
Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school, but Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant, which really doesn't help at all. (S3 Ep19/24) [AD,S,W]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Tempers flare as accusations fly at the McQueens, while Tommy's manipulations tighten their grip. Elsewhere, a mother discovers the truth, and Ro makes a drastic decision. [AD,S,W]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Ro reaches crisis point when his plans to leave the village fall through, making his parents panic. Meanwhile, Marie takes steps to put things right. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S,W]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Spin a Yarn: Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13/17) [S,SL]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned gets a cute new dog. (S26 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Solder Excursion Diversion: Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00
The Big Bear Precipitation: Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries: Dr Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, but Mary is unhappy. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan: Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Planes, Trains & Cars: The Dunphys want a new car and Phil makes a spontaneous purchase without Claire. Jay is determined to sort his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Disneyland: Nothing is more quintessential to good old family fun than a trip to Disneyland - but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler. (S3 Ep22) [S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Me? Jealous?: Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad, that he doesn't notice when Claire thinks that Tad is being inappropriate with her. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts a bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8) [S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
The teens are caught red-handed, and Ste fears for his son. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes, and Diane catches the end of a suspicious conversation... [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Stung By the Queen Bee: After a disaster at last week's competition, new Dance Mom Corinne makes a beeline for the mom of Audrey, Miss Glo's favourite student. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05
Brand new series: After a shock exit, the Honesty Box presents some of the toughest questions yet, forcing raw and uncomfortable truths. And one couple seal the deal with a kiss. (Ep8/9)
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, The Crown, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Naked Attraction, and BBC News on Dominic Cummings. (S16 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wed May 14
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10
Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:10 - 02:15
Visual glazing enhancer (window cleaner) Daniel bonds with Margot Robbie lookalike Lora over nostril waxing and raving, but is he over his ex? Fireman Mark fans Ellie's flame. (S7 Ep16/17) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:20
Brand new series: After a shock exit, the Honesty Box presents some of the toughest questions yet, forcing raw and uncomfortable truths. And one couple seal the deal with a kiss. (Ep8/9) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:20 - 04:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, The Crown, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Naked Attraction, and BBC News on Dominic Cummings. (S16 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 04:10 - 05:00
Michon's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-run smokehouse in Atlanta. Can Gordon help the unwell owner address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11/17) [S,SL,W]
Wednesday 05:00 - 05:25
New Year's Eve: Jay plans a family trip to Palm Springs to celebrate New Year at what he thinks is a great hotel. But the accommodation turns out to be less than stellar. (S4 Ep11) [S]
Wednesday 05:25 - 05:50
Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 05:50 - 06:10
We Didn't Start the Fire: Erica tells Beverly that she's going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops gives Barry advice on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S,SL,W]
Wednesday 06:10 - 07:00
Dungeons & Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides that she wants to leave home to go to college. (S3 Ep20/24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Ro reaches crisis point when his plans to leave the village fall through, making his parents panic. Meanwhile, Marie takes steps to put things right. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
The teens are caught red-handed, and Ste fears for his son. Freddie has a surprise for Mercedes, and Diane catches the end of a suspicious conversation... [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S,W]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10/17) [S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's Dutch cousin. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
Bull-E: Bart is picked on at the school dance, so Marge convinces Springfield's authorities to pass anti-bullying legislation. But then Homer is arrested for victimising Ned. (S26 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon: Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius: Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23) [S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24) [S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Things turn physical when Darren demands answers from Rex. Lucas receives comforting advice from an unlikely source. And reassuring words to Nancy strike a chord with Freddie. [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
The D'oh-cial Network: Lisa creates a social networking phenomenon, SpringFace, but is called to trial when Springfield's obsession with it causes chaos. (S23 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Pointe of No Return: Glo gives Audrey a complex ballet routine. But Lemony Snicket's got nothing on the shocking series of unfortunate events that ensues. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05
Brand new series: Truetopia's final chapter unfolds. Who can prove that their connection is built on strength and authenticity? The pressure's on. The truth has never mattered more. (Ep9/9)
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05
TV's armchair critics watch I'm a Celebrity, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Tiny World, The Undoing, Good Morning Britain, and BBC News on lockdown tiers. (S16 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thu May 15
Thursday 00:05 - 01:05
Lee from Leigh meets the girl of his dreams but forgets her name. And in a First Dates first, a mum and son, Jane and Bobby, visit the restaurant together, each looking for love. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:15
The dating show that dares to bare all. Wrestler Iain is looking for the one to pin him down for good. Bi-curious Leon wants to share his new body with a special someone. (S8 Ep1/5) [AD,S,W]
Thursday 02:15 - 03:15
Brand new series: Truetopia's final chapter unfolds. Who can prove that their connection is built on strength and authenticity? The pressure's on. The truth has never mattered more. (Ep9/9) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:15 - 04:15
TV's armchair critics watch I'm a Celebrity, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Tiny World, The Undoing, Good Morning Britain, and BBC News on lockdown tiers. (S16 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 04:15 - 05:05
The dating show that dares to bare all. Wrestler Iain is looking for the one to pin him down for good. Bi-curious Leon wants to share his new body with a special someone. (S8 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:05 - 05:30
Open House of Horrors: The neighbours don't share Clare's enthusiasm for Halloween, so this year she has to tone it down a bit. And Mitch and Cam host a costume party. (S4 Ep5) [S]
Thursday 05:30 - 05:55
The Goldberg Girls: Beverly seeks her children's advice on assembling a circle of friends for her later years. Geoff's romantic gestures begin to annoy Erica. (S5 Ep11/22) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 05:55 - 06:20
Dinner with the Goldbergs: Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:20 - 07:00
Rush: When Barry insists that Beverly always favours Adam, she tries to make amends. Murray's not happy about Erica's new boyfriend, a fanatical music fan. (S3 Ep21/24) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [S,W]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S,W]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17) [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Mathlete's Feat: Groundskeeper Willie coaches Lisa and the school Mathlympics team for an important maths quiz. (S26 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit... (S29 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
The Convergence Convergence: Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
Bringing Up Baby: The start of the fourth series of the Emmy-winning comedy. Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1) [S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2) [S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
Virgin Territory: It's a day of disturbing realisations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments. Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater: Unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects, Sheldon runs for class president. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross: Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator J.J. Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Moe Goes from Rags to Riches: Moe is heckled for having no real pals so his best friend, the beloved bar rag, narrates his incredible 1000-year journey to Springfield. (S23 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Add Insult to Injury: Glo considers bringing a new dancer in, sparking fear and loathing in Virginia among the moms. And one girl gets benched. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 22:35
The Fashion Show: It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show. It's only for the cool kids, so our heroes aren't involved - until a last-minute hitch. (S3 Ep1/6) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:35 - 23:05
The Gig and the Girlfriend: To impress a girl in the year below, Simon attends his first concert since he saw Take That with his mum. But Will, Jay and Neil tag along too. (S3 Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Mariah Carey's Magical Christmas Special, Coronation Street, and Good Morning Britain (Matt Hancock and the vaccine). (S16 Ep14) [AD,S]
Fri May 16
Friday 00:10 - 01:15
Kelly from Brighton needs some TLC but isn't sure if she wants a man or a woman. Carlo from Somerset is looking for the perfect woman after surviving leukaemia. (S8 Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Friday 01:15 - 02:20
Comedian Vince, who usually only gets a Valentine's card from his mum, meets Brigitte Bardot lookalike Anna. Elaine's looking for a twinkle-toed gentleman. Does Steve have the right moves? [AD,S,SL]
Friday 02:20 - 02:50
The ABCs of Beth: Rick and Beth visit Froopyland, an imaginary world that Rick created for Beth during her childhood. Jerry dates an alien warrior priestess. (S3 Ep9/10) [AD,S]
Friday 02:50 - 03:05
[adult swim]: Brand new series - SOMEONE COME BRING ME FOOD AND ENTERTAIN ME!: Animated comedy. A mysterious murder and strange goings on plunge a girls' trip to the snow into terror. (Ep5) [S]
Friday 03:05 - 03:20
[adult swim] Brand new series - Foxcroft Academy for Boys: Animated adult comedy. A boy goes missing from a prestigious New England prep school. (S3 Ep5) [S]
Friday 03:20 - 04:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Mariah Carey's Magical Christmas Special, Coronation Street, and Good Morning Britain (Matt Hancock and the vaccine). (S16 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 04:10 - 05:05
Kelly from Brighton needs some TLC but isn't sure if she wants a man or a woman. Carlo from Somerset is looking for the perfect woman after surviving leukaemia. (S8 Ep2/5) [AD,S,W]
Friday 05:05 - 05:30
Heart Broken: A Valentine's Day romp between Phil and Claire's alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, takes an unexpected turn that lands Claire in hospital. (S4 Ep15) [S,W]
Friday 05:30 - 05:55
The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13/22) [AD,S,SL,W]
Friday 05:55 - 06:20
Hail Barry: Despite his lack of sporting prowess, Barry tries to join the school football team. (S5 Ep14/22) [AD,S,SL,W]
Friday 06:20 - 07:00
Smother's Day: Beverly's upset when Barry and Erica forget to buy her a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead. (S3 Ep22/24) [AD,S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [S,W]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S,W]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17) [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 09:30
Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Friday 09:30 - 10:00
Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3) [S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4) [S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - New Mom, New Problems: Audrey sets her sights on regaining her position as top dog after recovering from injury. But new girl Gina puts a spanner in the works. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:50
(2002) Action-thriller starring Jason Statham. For a price, an underworld courier will deliver people or packages anywhere, no questions asked. But one job lands him in deep danger. [AD,S]
Friday 23:50 - 00:55
YouTuber Jay has no problem sliding into girls' DMs but can't make connections in real life. Victoria has a thing for younger women and is after her very own Warrior Princess. (S8 Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Sat May 17
Saturday 00:55 - 01:55
Bi-curious 75-year-old Ian from North Yorkshire is looking for the perfect partner to explore his sexuality with, and 30-year-old waiter Kerry wants an experimental man. (S8 Ep4/5) [AD,S]