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Today 02:50 - 03:20

Burns' Heir: When Bart wins a competition to become Mr Burns' heir, he must choose between his boring family and the rich, over-indulgent power plant owner... (S5 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Today 03:20 - 03:45

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon: Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum. Meemaw has a jumble sale in her garage. (S2 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Today 03:45 - 04:10

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius: Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game. George Sr gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel from the garage. (S2 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Today 04:10 - 04:35

Stand by Your Man: Dylan and Luke are impressed by Bill's tales of heroism as a firefighter, which makes Phil feel emasculated. So he invites the guys over for male bonding. (S10 Ep18) [S]

Today 04:35 - 05:00

The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 05:00 - 05:30

You're Not Invited: To help his little brother get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement for Adam. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]

Today 05:30 - 05:55

Welcome to the Last Dance: The Butlers and Johnsons come together to support Marty in the aftermath of a major life change. (S5 Ep13) [S]

Today 05:55 - 06:20

Welcome to New Beginnings: When a new local business uses Calvin's likeness without his permission, Dave volunteers to mediate on his friend's behalf. (S5 Ep14) [S]

Today 06:20 - 07:00

Welcome to the Next Big Thing: Calvin and Marty consider starting a new business together. Dave sets up a small library stocked with a self-help book he wrote. (S5 Ep15) [S]

Today 07:00 - 07:05

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Today 07:05 - 07:30

Million Dollar Reward: Adam yearns for independence, but Beverly struggles to let go. And Barry works hard to excel in medical school. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 07:30 - 08:00

Worst Grinch Ever: Under pressure from their parents, Erica and Geoff must decide how to celebrate the holidays. And Adam learns that Brea has a new boyfriend. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]

Today 08:00 - 08:30

Blade Runner: The Musical: Geoff and the JTP try to find a common connection while Adam directs the school play, and realises that dreams do come true. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]

Today 08:30 - 09:00

Amadoofus: Beverly is pursued for a first date while Adam questions his friendship with Dave Kim. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]

Today 09:00 - 09:25

Moms Need Other Moms: Beverly's child-rearing tactics seem unorthodox, while Barry and Adam concoct a plan to become more independent from their mother. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]

Today 10:25 - 11:25

Sebastian's: Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around? (S1 Ep7) [S]

Today 11:25 - 12:30

Finn McCool's: Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate? (S1 Ep8) [S]

Today 12:30 - 13:00

The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 13:00 - 13:30

The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 13:30 - 14:00

The Comic-Con Conundrum: Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 14:00 - 14:30

The Escape Hatch Identification: Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]

Today 14:30 - 15:00

The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 16:20

Paul Hollywood, Prue Leith, Matt Lucas and Tom Allen are joined by past bakers to celebrate Christmas in the tent. And Alexandra Burke performs her magical version of Silent Night. [AD,S]

Today 16:20 - 18:35

(2018) High-octane sci-fi action adventure starring Hailee Steinfeld. When Charlie drives home a clapped-out VW Beetle, she gets more than she bargained for: a huge robotic alien. [AD,S]

Today 18:35 - 19:00

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song: Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked and Flanders takes over at the school. Out of work, Skinner befriends his erstwhile nemesis Bart. (S5 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

The Boy Who Knew Too Much: Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school... (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

Lady Bouvier's Lover: Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum. (S5 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 21:30

Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:30 - 22:00

Treehouse of Horror XI: Homer receives a very scary horoscope, and Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread... (S12 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:30

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch festive TV treats, from The Real Full Monty on Ice to The Sound of Music, Penguins: Meet the Family and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. (S16 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 23:30 - 00:35

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Slow Horses, Dating Naked, Celebrity Race Across the World and more? (S24 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 00:35 - 01:35

This time, the Goggleboxers watch: Celebrity Race Across the World; Nightsleeper; Married at First Sight UK; Selling Sunset; Nadiya's Cook Once, Eat Twice; and Haunted Hospitals. (S24 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 01:35 - 02:40

Tall, handsome J wants to prove there's more to him than meets the eye. Stuart and his ex-wife Mandy come to the First Dates restaurant together for a date each. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 02:40 - 03:40

Can Cameron help politics buff Joe to leave the singles' market? And is former car mechanic Alex more interested in his waiter than his date? (S11 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 03:40 - 05:00

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch festive TV treats, from The Real Full Monty on Ice to The Sound of Music, Penguins: Meet the Family and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. (S16 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:00 - 05:30

The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:30 - 05:50

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:50 - 06:15

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:15 - 07:00

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:10

Mercedes and Ste spiral as their loved ones step in to help. Liberty tries to pull her family back together. Theresa returns with her sights set on Dodger. And Donny faces some home truths. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:10 - 09:55

(2020) Christmas romance with Jessica Lowndes. Hayley has a grudge with Paul and then her brother-in-law goes and brings him for Christmas. Can they get on for the sake of the holidays? [S]

Tomorrow 09:55 - 10:55

The Olde Stone Mill: Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean can't get customers through the door. (S1 Ep9) [S]

Tomorrow 10:55 - 11:55

Giuseppi's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track? (S2 Ep1) [S]

Tomorrow 11:55 - 12:30

The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 12:55

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:55 - 13:25

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:25 - 13:55

The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:55 - 14:25

The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:25 - 14:55

The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:55 - 15:25

The Gyroscopic Collapse: Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:25 - 15:55

The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:55 - 18:15

(2019) Fantasy adventure. A 12-year-old from modern-day suburbia finds King Arthur's sword Excalibur and must save the country from a sinister sorceress. With Patrick Stewart. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:15 - 19:30

Noel, Matt, Prue and Paul get festive with bakers of Bake Off past Helena, Henry, Nancy and Rahul, who compete to become festive star baker. And there's a cosy sing-song around the piano. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

I Love Lisa: Lisa gives Ralph Wiggum a card on Valentine's Day. But when he falls in love with her, it leads to a bitter feud between their families. (S4 Ep15/23) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

New Kids on the Blecch: Ralph and Bart are recruited by a top record producer to be part of a new boy band. (S12 Ep14/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Chief Wiggum becomes a hard-boiled private investigator, in a vision of the future hosted by Troy McClure. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30

Uncut Femmes: There's more to Sarah Wiggum than anyone suspected, as Marge learns when she gets involved in a jewel heist. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00

How the Test Was Won: Ralph is swept away on a rubbish barge during a journey to Capital City. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 00:35

(2019) Keanu Reeves returns for the third time as the supposedly retired hitman. Someone's put a contract on John Wick's head and only a mystic in Morocco can lift it. [AD,S]

Monday 00:35 - 01:00

First Day: Smash hit comedy about four teenagers. Will (Simon Bird), whose parents have divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school. (S1 Ep1/6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 01:00 - 01:35

Bunk Off: Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They go to Neil's house to get drunk, and Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2/6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 01:35 - 02:35

In the Naked Attraction studio, former club rep Chris hopes to meet someone to settle down with. Technophobe Louise wants an old-fashioned gentleman to sweep her off her feet. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 02:35 - 03:40

Two more hopeful singletons join Anna Richardson in the Naked Attraction studio, including martial arts instructor Ryan, who was born with cystic fibrosis. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 03:40 - 04:30

On the box this time: The Piano, Married at First Sight Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, Match of the Day - with no commentators - and the News on Gary Lineker. (S21 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 04:30 - 05:00

First Day: Smash hit comedy about four teenagers. Will (Simon Bird), whose parents have divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school. (S1 Ep1/6) [AD,S]

Monday 05:00 - 05:25

Bunk Off: Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They go to Neil's house to get drunk, and Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2/6) [AD,S]

Monday 05:25 - 07:00

Mercedes and Ste spiral as their loved ones step in to help. Liberty tries to pull her family back together. Theresa returns with her sights set on Dodger. And Donny faces some home truths. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 07:00 - 07:30

Ste tries to do the right thing, but a text leads Lucas to jump to conclusions. Elsewhere, a resident fights to keep the past hidden and Liberty tries to pull her family back together. [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 07:55

Theresa returns to the village with her eyes set on Dodger, while Donny faces some hard home truths. And Lucas's bid for Dillon's attention reaches a concerning new height. [AD,S]

Monday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6) [S,SL]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

Kara-Te: On the eve of the annual high school talent show, Beverly and Murray fall out over Barry's plan to perform his martial arts routine on stage. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

You're Under Foot: When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, Murray takes him back to work at the furniture shop. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Girl's in the Band: Lisa joins an advanced youth orchestra in Capital City, while Homer works the night shift and nearly goes mad. (S30 Ep19/23) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh: Marge directs a musical, but her leading man walks out and a thunderstorm threatens the live production... (S30 Ep20/23) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Closet? You'll Love It!: Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis: Amy realises that she has romantic feelings for Zack. Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Justice League Recombination: The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

The Bus Pants Utilization: Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

A Tale of Two Springfields: When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'. (S12 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Lisa the Tree Hugger: A dramatic rooftop protest at Krusty Burger inspires Lisa to become an eco-radical - especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is... (S12 Ep4/21) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 20:30

Theresa risks her own safety to help a spiralling Mercedes. And a resident worries about what a scorned ex is capable of... [AD,S]

Monday 20:30 - 21:00

I Love Lisa: On Valentine's Day, Lisa takes pity on Ralph and gives him a card. But when he falls in love with her, it leads to a bitter feud between their families. (S4 Ep15/23) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Oti Mabuse, Gabby Logan, David O'Doherty and Suzi Ruffell make ice cream rolls, a kids' party favourite and their biggest fear in meringue form. [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World and The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer. (S21 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 23:00 - 00:05

Brand new series - Stripping Off: Dating? Awkward. Getting naked in front of total strangers? Really awkward. Rylan Clark presents as 10 nude singles try to find love in the buff. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10

Anna Richardson hosts the daring dating show as student Charles hopes to turn his disastrous love life around, while non-binary pansexual Lee is open to all genders. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:40 - 02:10

The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:10 - 03:10

Lyn has a surprise for her date Steve: she's pregnant. Can Rebecca see past Freddie's nerves? Cindy and Elan, who have matching outfits, bond over matters of the heart and family. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 03:10 - 03:35

A Tale of Two Springfields: When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'. (S12 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:35 - 04:00

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero: Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:00 - 04:25

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts: Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, which tests their relationship. (S2 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:25 - 04:50

Yes-Woman: To be less negative, Claire rebrands herself as the woman who says 'yes', and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with a colleague. (S10 Ep19) [S]

Tuesday 04:50 - 05:15

The Age of Darkness: The family rally round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:15 - 05:40

A Wrestler Named Goldberg: Murray coaches Barry for his first high school wrestling match but keeps it a secret from Beverly, who is sure to disapprove. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:40 - 06:05

Welcome to the Jungle: When a mountain lion gets loose in the neighbourhood, the Butlers and Johnsons must shelter together, which leads to unexpected revelations. (S5 Ep16) [S]

Tuesday 06:05 - 07:00

Welcome to the Milestone: Calvin struggles to find a birthday gift for Tina. Gemma tries to get some VIP tickets, through a connection to actor Jerry O'Connell. (S5 Ep17) [S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

Theresa returns to the village with her eyes set on Dodger, while Donny faces some hard home truths. And Lucas's bid for Dillon's attention reaches a concerning new height. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

Theresa risks her own safety to help a spiralling Mercedes. And a resident worries about what a scorned ex is capable of... [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Other Smother: While attempting to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, Beverly is pitted against a rival meddling mother. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

You Opened the Door: Adam reluctantly agrees to take dancing lessons from Beverly because he is planning to attend the school dance with Dana. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

D'oh Canada: Lisa goes to Canada and refuses to leave. Marge desperately tries to get her back. (S30 Ep21/23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion: Marge sells crystals and makes a fortune. Bart's grades take a mysterious turn for the better. (S30 Ep23/23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

The Comic-Con Conundrum: Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Escape Hatch Identification: Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Homer vs Dignity: Homer asks Mr Burns for a pay rise after the family have to dress up as a mariachi band and sing for their dinner. But Mr Burns has a better idea... (S12 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes: After Homer publishes damaging rumours on 'Mr X's Web Page', he ends up on a Prisoner-style island, complete with guest star Patrick McGoohan. (S12 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo receives some bittersweet news. And a resident opens up about recent abuse. [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

New Kids on the Blecch: After cheating in the Springfield Marathon, Bart is rescued from an angry mob by a record producer and is recruited for a new boy band. (S12 Ep14/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form. [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

Great Expectations and Rise and Fall are on the box this time. And Wild Isles, Tempting Fortune, Married at First Sight Australia and Dance 100. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05

Brand new series - The Naked Newbie: Radical dating show presented by Rylan Clark. Heads are turned as a new naked arrival upsets the singletons' budding connections (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05

Zoe is struggling to find someone who shares her enthusiasm for the natural look. Derry is worried that his jet-set lifestyle is ruining his chances of finding love. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:05 - 01:35

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:35 - 02:00

The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:00 - 03:05

Dental nurse Jade hopes to get her teeth into a tall alpha male. She meets strapping, handsome tree surgeon Tom. And female sumo wrestler Sharran dates ex-bingo-caller David. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 03:05 - 03:30

Lisa the Tree Hugger: A dramatic rooftop protest at Krusty Burger inspires Lisa to become an eco-radical - especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is... (S12 Ep4/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:30 - 03:55

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:55 - 04:20

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he's the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:20 - 04:45

Can't Elope: Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born does not go as hoped. Jay tries to get his new business off the ground by courting an Insta celeb. (S10 Ep20) [S]

Wednesday 04:45 - 05:10

Livin' on a Prayer: Murray is feted by his old high school for his sporting prowess. Barry throws a party to impress his friends while his parents are away. (S1 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:10 - 05:35

Love Is a Mix Tape: Adam tries to express his feelings for Dana by making her a mix tape, but disaster strikes when the tape falls into Beverly's hands. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:35 - 06:00

Welcome to the Future: Calvin and Marty struggle to secure investment in their new business. Gemma's annoyed when Dave invites his boss to Grover's 13th birthday party. (S5 Ep18) [S]

Wednesday 06:00 - 06:25

Welcome to the New Do: When her usual stylist isn't available, Gemma decides to use Tina's hairdresser for an important work event. (S5 Ep19) [S]

Wednesday 06:25 - 07:00

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

Theresa risks her own safety to help a spiralling Mercedes. And a resident worries about what a scorned ex is capable of... [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55

Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo receives some bittersweet news. And a resident opens up about recent abuse. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

Muscles Mirsky: When Beverly is caught out reading Erica's diary she promises to trust her daughter instead of snooping in future, but Erica takes advantage. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

Goldbergs Never Say Die!: Adam and his friends go on a treasure hunt inspired by comedy adventure film The Goonies when Pops misplaces some family jewels. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

Replaceable You: When Homer loses his job to his eager new assistant, he teams up with Ned to reveal her evil past. (S23 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Great Money Caper: When Homer leaves Bart by the squid port, kind strangers start giving money to the 'street urchin'. So Homer and Bart turn to a life of scamming. (S12 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

Skinner's Sense of Snow: When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok. (S12 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

All eyes are on Lucas as his desperate bid to win back Dillon begins to spiral out of control. Frankie confides in Dodger, but will his concern make her question her new beau? [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Joe Locke, Rev Richard Coles, Adam Hills and Sara Cox take on biscuit bars and pastry and recreate their famous best friend in the Showstopper. [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News (Trump). (S21 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05

Brand new series - Dare or Bare: The first dumping has left the paradise markedly less idyllic. And a brutal truth-or-dare-type game ends in floods of tears. And squirty cream. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:10

Edinburgh musician Jamie is tired of groupies and flings, and is looking for a deeper connection. Jasmin from Bognor Regis has ME and needs acceptance from a new lover. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:10 - 01:40

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:40 - 02:10

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:10 - 03:10

Pop singer Ben, who was a smash-hit back in the 1980s, meets Sarah, who used to have his poster above her bed! And will student James's unconventional party trick impress Emilie? (S10 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 03:10 - 03:35

Homer vs Dignity: Homer asks Mr Burns for a pay rise after the family have to dress up as a mariachi band and sing for their dinner. But Mr Burns has a better idea... (S12 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:35 - 04:00

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey: Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:00 - 04:25

David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back: Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:25 - 04:50

Commencement: Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he's asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute, while Jay gives the commencement address. (S10 Ep21) [S]

Thursday 04:50 - 05:15

Mama Drama: Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:15 - 05:40

The Facts of Bleeping Life: Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:40 - 06:05

Welcome to the Other Neighborhood: Calvin and Marty are surprised when their new business sparks protests from residents who are concerned about gentrification. (S5 Ep20) [S]

Thursday 06:05 - 06:30

Welcome to the Fatherhood: When Dave's estranged dad arrives in town keen to reconnect, his son finally learns the truth about his disappearance 30 years ago. (S5 Ep21) [S]

Thursday 06:30 - 07:00

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:00 - 07:30

A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:30 - 07:55

Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

Lame Gretzky: Murray struggles to get Adam interested in hockey. Beverly tries to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams, but her plans backfire. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield, where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Day Alex Left for College: Phil and Claire feel snubbed when Alex gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid them making it a big deal. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts the bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

Homr: When Homer loses all the family's money with an unwise investment, he becomes a human guinea pig to earn some cash - and that's when he becomes extremely intelligent... (S12 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Pokey Mom: Marge notices a prison inmate's artistic talent and helps him to get a job painting a mural at the school. But he clashes with Skinner. Michael Keaton guest stars. (S12 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

Uncut Femmes: Marge gets involved in a jewel heist and learns that there's more to Sarah Wiggum than anyone suspected. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Jodie Whittaker, Paloma Faith, Munya Chawawa and Spencer Matthews recreate Prue and Paul in biscuit form, and make cake pops and a twisted New York favourite. [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession, and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 00:05

Brand new series - Cocktails & C*** Tales: Two singles go on a tandem bike riding double date with two newbies. And a huge twist at the dumping ground sends everyone into a spin. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 01:05

Millie has exhausted Cornwall's dating pool and hopes to finally wave goodbye to laid-back surfers. And will window cleaner Alex's date take a shine to his fit body? (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 01:05 - 01:35

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 01:35 - 02:05

The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 02:05 - 03:10

Emily - Miss Essex 2016/17 - is looking for a man who won't just see her as a 'trophy' girlfriend. Ketan, who has autism, meets Brodie, who's looking for a man with quirks. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 03:10 - 03:35

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes: After Homer publishes damaging rumours on 'Mr X's Web Page', he ends up on a Prisoner-style island, complete with guest star Patrick McGoohan. (S12 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Friday 03:35 - 04:00

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms: Sheldon and Dr Sturgis fall out when Dr Sturgis marks a question as wrong on Sheldon's test paper. And Mary takes over Pastor Jeff's duties. (S2 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 04:00 - 04:20

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag: When the taste of his favourite sandwich loaf changes, Sheldon boycotts the bread company and ends up on the local news. (S2 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Friday 04:20 - 04:45

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 04:45 - 05:05

A Year of Birthdays: As the birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches, the family look back at how each of them celebrated their birthdays this past year. (S10 Ep22) [S]

Friday 05:05 - 05:30

Shall We Play a Game?: Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of his cool group of friends, but then comes up with a plan to get his brother back in favour. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 05:30 - 05:55

Family Takes Care of Beverly: Pops is evicted after starting a fire in his flat during a Halloween party, so Beverly invites him to stay in the family home. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 05:55 - 06:20

Welcome to the Opening Night: Calvin wants to move the opening day of the new business to get a valuable celebrity endorsement. (S5 Ep22) [S]

Friday 06:20 - 07:00

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 07:30 - 07:55

On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S,SL]

Friday 09:00 - 09:30

The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 09:30 - 10:00

You're Not Invited: To help his little brother get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement for Adam. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

The Gyroscopic Collapse: Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

The Closet Case: Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily, but when he sees how intimate living together means, he has second thoughts. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

Worst Episode Ever: Bart and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. And, while he recovers, Comic Book Guy falls in love... (S12 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

Tennis the Menace: Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic tournament. (S12 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Emma Willis, Clara Amfo, Blake Harrison and Alex Horne make biscuits, madeleines and choux pastry sculptures embodying their secret talent. (S5 Ep1/5) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 23:00

From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos. (Ep1/4) [S]

Friday 23:00 - 00:00

Brand new series - Kiss Kiss: Jono and Tiegen go on a messy artistic date, and Jono gets his hose out to wash Tiegen down. One pair are pushed to breaking point. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:00 - 01:00

Self-confessed 'dating disaster' Katie from Bristol wants to turn her luck around. Student James has a thing for heels and glitter, and hopes to meet an open-minded guy. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:00 - 01:30

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:30 - 02:00

The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:00 - 03:00

The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House. (S26 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 03:00 - 03:30

The Great Money Caper: When Homer leaves Bart by the squid port, kind strangers start giving money to the 'street urchin'. So Homer and Bart turn to a life of scamming. (S12 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:30 - 03:55

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:55 - 04:20

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:20 - 04:50

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:50 - 05:15

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:15 - 05:40

Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]

Saturday 05:40 - 06:05

Big Baby Ball: When Coach Mellor singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Mellor in a new light. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:05 - 06:30

A Goldberg Thanksgiving: Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits the family at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:30 - 07:00

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:30

Two-Timing Goldbergs: Love and loyalty win when Lainey comes home, and Adam and Carmen come to a crossroads in their relationship. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:30 - 07:55

The Crush: Beverly struggles with her feelings for a new crush, while Barry leases his own apartment without considering Joanne. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:55 - 08:30

The Better Annie: Adam's excited about introducing Carmen to his family, until he's shocked by a former incident between her and one of his siblings. (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:30 - 08:55

A Flyer's Path to Victory: When the Flyers make it to the Stanley Cup finals, Barry implements superstitious protocols that the family must follow. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:55 - 09:55

Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6) [S]

Saturday 09:55 - 10:55

Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]

Saturday 10:55 - 11:55

Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S]

Saturday 11:55 - 12:55

Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]

Saturday 12:55 - 13:25

The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and gives him an answer to his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:25 - 13:55

The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:55 - 14:25

The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:25 - 14:55

The Explosion Implosion: Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:55 - 17:10

(2019) Fantasy adventure. A 12-year-old from modern-day suburbia finds King Arthur's sword Excalibur and must save the country from a sinister sorceress. With Patrick Stewart. [AD,S]

Saturday 17:10 - 17:45

Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:45 - 18:15

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:15 - 18:45

Skinner's Sense of Snow: When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok. (S12 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:45 - 19:15

Homr: When Homer loses all the family's money with an unwise investment, he becomes a human guinea pig to earn some cash - and that's when he becomes extremely intelligent... (S12 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:15 - 19:45

Pokey Mom: Marge notices a prison inmate's artistic talent and helps him to get a job painting a mural at the school. But he clashes with Skinner. Michael Keaton guest stars. (S12 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:45 - 20:15

Worst Episode Ever: Bart and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. And, while he recovers, Comic Book Guy falls in love... (S12 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:15 - 20:45

Tennis the Menace: Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic tournament. (S12 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:45 - 22:00

Sandi, Noel, Paul and Prue are joined by Liam and Flo from the 2017 Bake Off, and Jane and Andrew from 2016's show. Plus The Darkness perform Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End). [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:35

The armchair critics take aim at Christmas TV, including Gavin and Stacey, Strictly Come Dancing, Home Alone, Dracula, and Jamie's Easy Christmas Countdown. [AD,S]

Saturday 23:35 - 00:35

This time on the 'Box: The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning (roast dinner) and ITV News (Angela Rayner). (S26 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]