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Today 02:15 - 03:20

Can a self-confessed party animal who's looking for someone wild, a disco dancer, an ex-Playboy bunny and a biker daredevil find love in the First Dates restaurant? (S15 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Today 03:20 - 04:15

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch: Banged Up: Stars Behind Bars, Planet Earth, Bake Off, Culprits, The Curse of Robert the Doll and much more. (S22 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Today 04:15 - 05:10

The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, Survivor, 007: Road to a Million, The Good Ship Murder, Shoplifters: Caught Red Handed, and ITV News (cabinet reshuffle). (S22 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Today 05:10 - 06:00

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16) [S,SL]

Today 06:00 - 07:00

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon is in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16) [S,SL]

Today 07:00 - 08:15

In emotional scenes, Frankie and JJ each take to the stand in JJ's trial, before the jury return their verdict. Elsewhere, the truth about Rex is revealed, and there's a new couple in town. [AD,S]

Today 08:15 - 09:15

Sam has £13k to spend on his perfect pixie wedding to his love, Luanne. Will sensible Luanne, who dreams of a traditional service, appreciate his outlandish scheme? [S]

Today 09:15 - 10:20

Elle has her heart set on a classy wedding at Liverpool's iconic Liver Building. But Phil plans a big day to go down in history. Will his scheme turn out to be a wreck? [S]

Today 11:25 - 12:25

Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room: In California, Gordon visits Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room, where he tries to mend relationships between the owner, his wife and their children. (S6 Ep9/16) [S]

Today 12:25 - 13:25

Nino's: Gordon visits Long Beach in California to save Nino's, a failing Italian restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son, Nino. (S6 Ep10/16) [S]

Today 13:25 - 14:25

Mill Street Bistro Part 1: Gordon's in Ohio, for the Mill Street Bistro, where the owner claims that he has the best menu between New York and LA but the diners disagree. (S6 Ep11/16) [S]

Today 14:25 - 14:55

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 14:55 - 15:25

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 15:25 - 15:55

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 15:55 - 16:25

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette, so he avoids her. Then he realises that he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 16:25 - 18:30

(1997) Action thriller starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. The inhabitants of a volcano-side resort unwisely ignore a scientist's warning about its imminent eruption. [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

Grift of the Magi: After Bart breaks his coccyx and ends up using a wheelchair, Principal Skinner foolishly hires Fat Tony to build ramps at the school. (S11 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 21:30

Brand new series - Now Museum, Now You Don't: New episodes come to E4. Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 21:30 - 22:00

Brand new series - Treehouse of Horror XXXI: New episodes come to E4. The annual Simpsons terror-themed trilogy includes the 2020 US election, movie parodies and Lisa's birthday. (S32 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 00:15

(2016) Sci-fi romance starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. Two space travellers face a lifetime alone together after being woken from hibernation 90 years early. With Michael Sheen. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:15 - 01:20

Great Expectations and Rise and Fall are on the box this time. And Wild Isles, Tempting Fortune, Married at First Sight Australia and Dance 100. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:20 - 02:20

...Experiment: Liam and Stacey want to fulfil Liam's fantasy of watching Stacey have sex with another man. Alex and Lydie want to spice things up - can they agree on boundaries? (S1 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 02:20 - 03:25

Bi-curious 75-year-old Ian from North Yorkshire is looking for the perfect partner to explore his sexuality with, and 30-year-old waiter Kerry wants an experimental man. (S8 Ep4/5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:25 - 04:20

An American beauty queen and PhD student seeks an English gent who isn't put off by brains or beauty. And Shannen is ready to love again after losing her husband to cancer. (S15 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 04:20 - 05:05

Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5/16) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:05 - 05:30

The Party: Manny and Luke babysit Lily so that Claire and Gloria can visit a spa and Phil and Mitch can go to the movies. (S7 Ep18) [S]

Tomorrow 05:30 - 07:00

In emotional scenes, Frankie and JJ each take to the stand in JJ's trial, before the jury return their verdict. Elsewhere, the truth about Rex is revealed, and there's a new couple in town. [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30

JJ takes the stand as the trial continues. The truth of what Rex is involved in is revealed. And when Tony is left without a chef, fate helps to restore what's meant to be. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55

The jury return their verdict. A resident's sudden disappearance has people asking questions. There's a shock new couple in town. And a villager comes out of retirement. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring the effects of dental anaesthetics. [S]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00

It's Pastry Day and the last chance for the bakers to win a place in Finals Week. Whose choux musicals scene gets a standing ovation and who's had their final curtain call? (S10 Ep10/15) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

The Audit: One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

Serve & Protect: A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac: Sheldon is determined to be proved right when a NASA official comes to school and dismisses one of his scientific suggestions. (S1 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run: The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30

The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30

The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

The Cover-Up: Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies... (S7 Ep16) [S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

As concern for Dilly grows, Sienna heads to the police station with some information. Freddie is determined to protect his wife, and Grace will do whatever it takes to cover her tracks. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00

The Serfsons: In a fantasy world, the peasant Simpsons struggle with Marge's mother's illness. And Lisa's magic powers lead to her capture. (S29 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00

On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates, and BBC News. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News (Trump). (S21 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10

Sian, who's 24, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. And 33-year-old fashion entrepreneur Tansel is after a woman to settle down with. (S8 Ep5/5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:10 - 02:15

Jessica, who's 28, is looking for a James Corden doppelganger. Dottie, who's 71, goes on her first date in 51 years. Single mum Keely meets smart-dressed market trader Ben. (S13 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:15 - 03:20

On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates, and BBC News. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 03:20 - 04:10

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News (Trump). (S21 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 04:10 - 05:05

Fashion student Aliya meets well-dressed Jaedon, who also believes in aliens. And multilingual Alex is yet to master the language of love. Can Nico teach her? (S2 Ep2/6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:05 - 05:30

The Big House Part 1: Adjusting to life behind bars, Peralta bonds with a cellmate and is forced to join a prison gang, while Diaz puts her visitors to the test. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:30 - 07:00

Revisit: Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep6/16) [S,SL]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

The jury return their verdict. A resident's sudden disappearance has people asking questions. There's a shock new couple in town. And a villager comes out of retirement. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

As concern for Dilly grows, Sienna heads to the police station with some information. Freddie is determined to protect his wife, and Grace will do whatever it takes to cover her tracks. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

It's Finals Week and the best young bakers from both heats take on plant-based pies and edible terrariums depicting the world 100 years in the future. (S10 Ep11/15) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Last Ride: Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

Moo Moo: Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair: In an attempt to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the space shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia: George Sr asks Sheldon to help Georgie revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Santa Simulation: Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Express Yourself: Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation. (S7 Ep17) [S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19) [S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

Grace Black is back, and she knows who and what she wants... Meanwhile, Sienna worries how far Jez will go to hide the truth, and she reminds one resident what they should be focusing on. [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 21:30

Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit... (S29 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:30 - 22:00

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05

This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05

It's Valentine's Day at the First Dates restaurant. Beauty queen Sophie meets cheeky-chappy Bailey, while 59-year-old Rachel has her first date with a woman, blonde bombshell Debs. [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:05 - 02:10

The dating show that dares to bare all. Sex toy tester Hayley wants the perfect partner to get her buzzing. Tree surgeon Dmitri is after the one, but is in for a big shock. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:10 - 03:10

The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 03:10 - 04:10

This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 04:10 - 04:35

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:35 - 05:05

The Serfsons: In a fantasy world, the peasant Simpsons struggle with Marge's mother's illness. And Lisa's magic powers lead to her capture. (S29 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:05 - 05:30

The Big House Part 2: Peralta is trapped by divided loyalties after the warden persuades him to investigate prison gang leader Romero's drug smuggling operation. (S5 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:30 - 07:00

Olde Hitching Post: Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it. (S6 Ep7/16) [S,SL]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

As concern for Dilly grows, Sienna heads to the police station with some information. Freddie is determined to protect his wife, and Grace will do whatever it takes to cover her tracks. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 08:00

Grace Black is back, and she knows who and what she wants... Meanwhile, Sienna worries how far Jez will go to hide the truth, and she reminds one resident what they should be focusing on. [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Finals Week continues with our first ever History Day, as the bakers take on a time travel Technical and depict their most magnificent moment in history, in biscuit form. (S10 Ep12/15) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

Cop-Con: The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

Chasing Amy: Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo: When Sheldon gets the chance to attend a school for gifted children in Dallas, his family struggle to cope. (S1 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21) [S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

The McQueens rally around Mercedes, while Vicky wants to keep a special moment with Robbie a secret for a little longer. [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 21:30

Treehouse of Horror XXVIII: The Simpsons become Halloween candy, Maggie needs an exorcism, and Homer discovers the most delicious food of all. (S29 Ep4/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:30 - 22:00

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

The celebrities watch 127 Hours, Planet Earth II, Cape Fear, This Morning on public toilets, EastEnders, Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, and BBC News on beaches. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05

The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory and BBC News (nurses strikes). (S21 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:10

Tory Jessie is far from conservative when it comes to talking about sex and politics. How will she get on with journalist Josh? Ex-roadie Winston meets glam gran Donna. (S16 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:10 - 02:15

Nameya is after both beauty and brains: will she find her perfect package in a sexy guy or her first ever girlfriend? Dan loves a fairy-tale, but she's yet to find her leading man. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:15 - 03:15

The celebrities watch 127 Hours, Planet Earth II, Cape Fear, This Morning on public toilets, EastEnders, Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, and BBC News on beaches. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 03:15 - 04:10

The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory and BBC News (nurses strikes). (S21 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 04:10 - 04:35

Treehouse of Horror XXVIII: The Simpsons become Halloween candy, Maggie needs an exorcism, and Homer discovers the most delicious food of all. (S29 Ep4/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:35 - 05:00

The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be: After the ancient Springfield monorail runs amok, Marge becomes mayor and vows to put out the long-burning tyre fire. (S29 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:00 - 05:30

Kicks: Officially back at the precinct, Peralta looks for a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Diaz thinks Pimento is cheating on her. (S5 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:30 - 07:00

Levanti's: Gordon visits Pennsylvania, where he meets siblings whose inability to work together is risking their father's life savings at his Italian restaurant, Levanti's. (S6 Ep8/16) [S,SL]

Thursday 07:00 - 07:30

Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [S]

Thursday 07:30 - 07:55

Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [S]

Thursday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Finals Week continues with Sports Day. Who'll ace Rav's tennis-themed Technical? And who'll smash it in the Showstopper as they create cakes depicting their favourite sports? (S10 Ep13/15) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

Your Honor: Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

The Slaughterhouse: Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

Clean for a Day: Before Claire officially takes over Jay's business, she decides she must get the house in order and make the family clean out the clutter. (S7 Ep12) [S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels: Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he has done. (S2 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22) [S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

A Tale of Three Cities: There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico. (S8 Ep1) [S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

Brand new series - Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [S]

Thursday 21:00 - 21:30

The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be: After the ancient Springfield monorail runs amok, Marge becomes mayor and vows to put out the long-burning tyre fire. (S29 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:30 - 22:00

Singin' in the Lane: Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament. (S29 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

What do Britain's best-loved famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back, Celebrity MasterChef, The Supervet, Grease, and Thelma & Louise? (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 00:05

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 01:10

Double-divorcee and 'hopeless romantic' Ian hopes it's third-time lucky with Amy. Scientist Gerald meets 'free spirit' Lisa. And will nervous Danny regret his five pre-date pints? (S16 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 01:10 - 01:40

Auto Erotic Assimilation: On one of their jaunts, Rick, Morty and Summer encounter a spaceship that has been attacked and taken over by an assimilating hive mind named Unity. (S2 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Friday 01:40 - 02:00

(adult swim) Brand new series - The Bard's Curse: Mike's contacted by a Shakespeare director who's sure his Macbeth production is being tormented due to the 'Bard's curse'. (S2 Ep17) [S]

Friday 02:00 - 02:15

(adult swim) Brand new series - Save Me!: Yung joins a Christian youth group and befriends a boy who joins in with the team's latest case. (S2 Ep18) [S]

Friday 02:15 - 03:20

Oliver, who has Tourette's syndrome, hopes to bag his first ever girlfriend. Claire, who's usually surrounded by builders, wants to lay the foundations of a dream relationship. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 03:20 - 04:10

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 04:10 - 04:35

Brand new series - Treehouse of Horror XXXI: The annual Simpsons terror-themed trilogy includes the 2020 US election, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse parady and Lisa's birthday. (S32 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 04:35 - 05:00

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Friday 05:00 - 05:25

HalloVeen: The precinct embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist. Everybody has a plan, no one is safe, and relationships and friendships are sorely tested. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Friday 05:25 - 07:00

Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room: In California, Gordon visits Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room, where he tries to mend relationships between the owner, his wife and their children. (S6 Ep9/16) [S,SL]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

Game Changer: Mitchell decides to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in a neighbour's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess. (S1 Ep19) [S]

Friday 07:30 - 07:55

Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [S]

Friday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

The semi-finalists pay homage to the ultimate grown-up baking icon and bake luxurious 'grown-up for a day' pies. (S10 Ep14/15) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 09:00 - 09:30

The Bank Job: Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Friday 09:30 - 10:00

Crime & Punishment: When Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit, it's up to the other members of the Nine-Nine to save them from jail. (S4 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette, so he avoids her. Then he realises that he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Tenure Turbulence: Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all compete for the same vacancy at the university. (S6 Ep20/24) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

A Stereotypical Day: Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours. (S8 Ep2) [S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3) [S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [S]

Friday 21:00 - 21:30

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Friday 21:30 - 22:00

Gone Boy: Bart falls into an old top-secret underground military installation in the woods. (S29 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 23:00

For Stand Up To Cancer, celebs including Graham Norton, Michael Sheen, Aisling Bea and Anna Lundberg watch Squid Game, The Mating Game, and Sex Actually with Alice Levine. (S18 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 23:00 - 01:20

(2016) Sci-fi romance starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. Two space travellers face a lifetime alone together after being woken from hibernation 90 years early. With Michael Sheen. [AD,S]

Saturday 01:20 - 02:20

Deanne is looking for the perfect pub-going partner, while horse lover Hezron is tired of foaling around and wants to ride off into the sunset with an out-and-proud stallion. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:20 - 03:25

Make-up artist Callie from Glasgow wants a man who's proud to have her on his arm, while part-time life model Luca from Edinburgh is looking for his perfect muse to sketch. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:25 - 04:20

The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 04:20 - 04:45

See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:45 - 05:10

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:10 - 05:35

Bad Beat: To track down an arms dealer, Peralta and Jeffords go undercover at an illegal gambling club. Hitchcock and Scully have an unusual challenge for Diaz. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:35 - 07:00

Nino's: Gordon visits Long Beach in California to save Nino's, a failing Italian restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son, Nino. (S6 Ep10/16) [S,SL]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:15

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S,W]

Saturday 07:15 - 07:40

Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [S]

Saturday 07:40 - 09:20

Car of the Future: The builders make a futuristic car that balances on a magnetic platform and bring an old object to 'life'. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 09:20 - 10:25

Calvin the over-enthusiastic groom plans a monster Scottish wedding at Loch Ness for him and his bride-to-be, Leanne. Will his big idea come back to bite him? [S]

Saturday 10:25 - 11:30

Reece, who is ex-military, plans a wedding with an army twist. But his bride Lucy would prefer something in a castle. Will Reece get his marching orders? [S]

Saturday 11:30 - 11:55

The Venue: The Vulture makes an unwelcome return to Peralta and Santiago's lives. Boyle and Diaz must track down kidnapped NYPD horse Sergeant Peanut Butter. (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 11:55 - 12:30

Two Turkeys: Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:30 - 12:55

Return to Skyfire: Jeffords and Peralta ask Diaz to go undercover with them at a fantasy fiction convention to find the culprit who stole an author's manuscript. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:55 - 13:30

99: While the squad attend a funeral in Los Angeles, Holt hears he is in the running for his dream job: NYPD Commissioner. Boyle pries into Diaz's personal life. (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:30 - 13:55

Game Night: Diaz begs Peralta to help her break some big news to her parents, but her plan's thrown off track when Mr and Mrs Diaz jump to the wrong conclusion. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:55 - 14:55

Mill Street Bistro Part 1: Gordon's in Ohio, for the Mill Street Bistro, where the owner claims that he has the best menu between New York and LA but the diners disagree. (S6 Ep11/16) [S]

Saturday 14:55 - 15:55

Mill Street Bistro Part 2: In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordan's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations. (S6 Ep12/16) [S]

Saturday 15:55 - 16:55

Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep13/16) [S]

Saturday 16:55 - 17:55

Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15/16) [S]

Saturday 17:55 - 18:30

The Gorilla Experiment: Howard and Penny are both jealous when Bernadette becomes fascinated with Leonard's physics project. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:30 - 18:55

The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a Christmas visit, and then he finds out that Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:55 - 19:25

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:25 - 19:55

The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:55 - 22:00

(1997) Action thriller starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. The inhabitants of a volcano-side resort unwisely ignore a scientist's warning about its imminent eruption. [AD,S,W]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:00

Watching 24 Hours in A&E, Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Sky Coppers and The Chase are: Rylan Clark, Jamali Maddix, Katherine Ryan, Martin Kemp, Judi Love, Zoe Ball and Bez. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:00 - 00:05

On the 'box this time: Squid Game: The Challenge, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Crown, Deal or No Deal, Planet Earth III, Made in Chelsea and Saving Lives at Sea. (S22 Ep12) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:10

What do Britain's top armchair critics think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, The Toy Hospital, Survivor, Vinnie Jones in the Country and Lorraine? (S22 Ep13) [AD,S]

Sunday 01:10 - 02:15

Luxury car seller Sam likes his women 'fast and topless'. Is ex-teacher MJ open to Sam's kinky sex desires? Black belt Keira meets former footballer Max. (S16 Ep3) [AD,S]

Sunday 02:15 - 03:20

Beauty queen bricklayer Chloe seeks a girl with grand designs for the future. India wants a tall, dark, handsome guy. And financial investigator Sylthea gives her date a grilling. (S16 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:20 - 04:15

On the 'box this time: Squid Game: The Challenge, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Crown, Deal or No Deal, Planet Earth III, Made in Chelsea and Saving Lives at Sea. (S22 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:15 - 05:05

What do Britain's top armchair critics think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, The Toy Hospital, Survivor, Vinnie Jones in the Country and Lorraine? (S22 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 05:05 - 05:55

Mill Street Bistro Part 2: In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordan's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations. (S6 Ep12/16) [S,SL]

Sunday 05:55 - 07:00

Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep13/16) [S,SL,W]

Sunday 07:00 - 08:15

As concern for Dilly grows, Sienna has some information for the police. Freddie's determined to protect his wife, Grace knows exactly what she wants, and the McQueens rally around Mercedes. [AD,S]

Sunday 08:15 - 08:35

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope. [S,W]

Sunday 08:35 - 09:35

Excitable groom Jonny plans an adrenaline-fuelled wedding for his bride-to-be Kate, who favours something simple. Will Jonny's big plans send Kate over the edge? [S]

Sunday 09:35 - 10:35

Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep16/16) [S]

Sunday 10:35 - 11:35

Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep1/10) [S]

Sunday 11:35 - 12:40

Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S]

Sunday 12:40 - 13:40

Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S]

Sunday 13:40 - 15:35

(2011) Family comedy. Jim Carrey stars as a work-obsessed New York property developer whose life is turned upside down when he receives a crate containing six live penguins. [AD,S]

Sunday 15:35 - 16:00

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:00 - 16:30

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:30 - 17:00

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:00 - 17:30

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:30 - 18:00

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:00 - 18:30

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:30 - 19:00

Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:00 - 19:30

The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:30 - 20:00

Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 21:30

Brand new series - The Beer Itch: New episodes come to E4. When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:30 - 22:00

Brand new series - Podcast News: New episodes come to E4. Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. And Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]

Sunday 22:00 - 00:45

(2017) Andy Serkis reprises his pioneering role as super-intelligent primate Caesar for the third part of the rebooted Apes saga, and it's all-out war between apes and humans. [AD,S,W]