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Today 02:40 - 03:10

Moo Moo: Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 03:10 - 03:35

Tennis People: Adam's accepted into NYU, but his excitement is diminished when he finds out that Brea has a place at a school far away. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 03:35 - 04:00

You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times: Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his efforts to court Joanne. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]

Today 04:00 - 04:25

Message Received: Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Today 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - Pier Pressure: Fraser deals with escalating tension. Jared makes a mistake. And Captain Kerry docks St David for the first time, but will it end in disaster? (S11 Ep2/17) [AD,S]

Today 05:15 - 06:10

Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8/17) [S,SL]

Today 06:10 - 07:00

The Last Ride: Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 07:00 - 07:30

Clare's sinister plan unravels when a daring escape throws everything into chaos. Cleo's baby news sparks tension and rifts. And a bombshell from the past stops Grace in her tracks. [AD,S]

Today 07:30 - 07:55

Marie's meddling drives a wedge between Cleo and Sienna, while Jez's surprise return raises eyebrows. Emotions run high for Clare and Grace, and sparks fly between Frankie and Jacob. [AD,S]

Today 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Today 08:00 - 09:00

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12/17) [S,SL]

Today 10:00 - 10:30

Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Today 10:30 - 11:00

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Today 11:00 - 11:30

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being: The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labour, and Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Today 11:30 - 12:00

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame: Sheldon confronts the failure of his database, Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents, and Missy feels forgotten. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 12:00 - 12:30

Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3) [S]

Today 12:30 - 13:00

Weathering Heights: Phil's excited when he's invited on the local news. And his day gets even better when he meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (guest star Nathan Fillion). (S8 Ep4) [S]

Today 13:00 - 13:30

The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Today 13:30 - 14:00

The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 14:00 - 14:30

The Comic-Con Conundrum: Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 14:30 - 15:00

The Escape Hatch Identification: Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 15:30

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog: Sheldon realises that he's the weakest student in his class, and Meemaw sets out to expand her gambling business. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 15:30 - 16:00

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy: Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back, Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr, and Meemaw and Dale adjust. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 16:00 - 16:30

Do It Yourself: Phil's feeling pretty good about himself after a successful DIY project. So he convinces Jay to invest in a property that he's always wanted to develop. (S8 Ep13) [S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

Heavy Is the Head: Will Phil have to rethink his property dream? And Cam has to go to hospital but refuses to have an MRI scan because of a traumatic childhood incident in a well. (S8 Ep14) [S]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, but Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

The Bitcoin Entanglement: Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer shares his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

Sienna throws a pre-wedding party for Jez and John Paul. Liberty battles with jealousy, Mercedes gets a call that changes everything, and Martha's confusion leads to a chilling revelation. [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Breaking Barbie: Fraser urges Barbie to be kinder to Cat. Ben and Sunny balance work and play. Captain Kerry steps in when chef Anthony struggles to keep up. (S11 Ep3/17) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:00

This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 23:00 - 00:05

Plumber Jamie meets Leigh, who's looking for a guy who's good with his hands. Steampunk fan Joe can't believe his luck when he meets Jess, who used to dress up as a Victorian. (S15 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10

Self-professed 'crazy camel lady' Sandra is after a mature man to ride off into the sunset with. Pansexual erotic writer Toni-Ann dreams of being the heroine in her own sexy novel. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:10 - 01:40

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:10

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:10 - 02:40

Cop-Con: The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:40 - 03:10

Chasing Amy: Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:10 - 03:35

Hip-Shaking and Booty-Quaking: Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:35 - 04:05

The Kissing Bandits: When they return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess secrets that could affect the future of their relationship. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:05 - 04:30

The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:30 - 05:25

Brand new series - Breaking Barbie: Fraser urges Barbie to be kinder to Cat. Ben and Sunny balance work and play. Captain Kerry steps in when chef Anthony struggles to keep up. (S11 Ep3/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:25 - 06:20

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9/17) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 06:20 - 07:00

A Peck of Familial Love: Geoff and Joanne's Valentine's celebration sets an uncomfortable example for the Goldbergs. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30

The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [S]

Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55

Marco Polo: The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mould. (S6 Ep4) [S]

Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10/17) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

Mr Spritz Goes to Washington: Krusty wreaks havoc on the political system after the Simpsons help him to get elected. (S14 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam: Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult: Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favourite TV show. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30

Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's Halloween party looks bad. The Dunphys decide it needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion and some adult supervision... (S8 Ep5) [S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

Grab It!: Jay's favourite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. And Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices. (S8 Ep6) [S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

The Wedding, Part 2: Wedding day chaos continues as the party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start getting testy, and Mitchell and Cameron become discouraged. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker: Missy steps up, Mary has a surprise for George, and Sheldon finds his dorm occupied. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy: Sheldon helps his roommate on the stock market, Missy and Billy have a party, and Mary finds a new church. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

Finding Fizbo: Cam is enraged when he sees a clip of someone desecrating his beloved Fizbo costume, so he sets out on a quest to restore Fizbo's good name. (S8 Ep15) [S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

Basketball!: Phil's been doing basketball training so that he can redeem himself at the annual charity game. Then NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan turn up... (S8 Ep16) [S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Confidence Erosion: Sheldon and Amy try to use maths to make their wedding planning less stressful. Raj falls out with Howard. (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

The Celebration Reverberation: Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley. Leonard is stressed by a Christmas letter from his brother. (S11 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends, to work out who should be best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - It's Always Sunny in Grenada: Conflict is rife as Barbie pushes boundaries, Cat struggles to find her place, and Jared's personal challenges take their toll. (S11 Ep4/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00

The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory and BBC News (nurses strikes). (S21 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 01:10

Welsh hairdresser Jess wants a man who's a cut above the rest. Charity shop manager Casey has his dream white wedding all mapped out. But is his date husband material? (S13 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 01:10 - 01:40

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 01:40 - 02:10

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 02:10 - 02:40

Brand new series - Ricker Than Fiction: Rick and Morty take Hollywood. (S8 Ep7/10) [AD,S]

Friday 02:40 - 03:00

[adult swim] Brand new series - The Pigeon Has Come Home to Roost: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). Pigeon's past finally catches up with him. (S3 Ep20) [S]

Friday 03:00 - 03:10

[adult swim] Brand new series - Time to Fly: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson. A very rich, very old man has vanished and everyone suspects his very hot, very young wife. (S4 Ep1) [S]

Friday 03:10 - 03:35

Your Honor: Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 03:35 - 04:00

The Slaughterhouse: Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 04:00 - 04:25

The Wedding, Part 2: Wedding day chaos continues as the party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start getting testy, and Mitchell and Cameron become discouraged. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Friday 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - It's Always Sunny in Grenada: Conflict is rife as Barbie pushes boundaries, Cat struggles to find her place, and Jared's personal challenges take their toll. (S11 Ep4/17) [AD,S]

Friday 05:15 - 06:05

Michon's: Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11/17) [S,SL]

Friday 06:05 - 07:00

The Steve Weekend: Barry comes face-to-face with his ex-girlfriends and their boyfriends during Erica and Geoff's joint bachelor/bachelorette party. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

Won't You Be Our Neighbor: Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbours. (S6 Ep5) [S]

Friday 07:30 - 07:55

AwesomeLand: Even though Claire usually plans Halloween, she lets Phil take over, and - instead of her usual fright-fest theme - he turns the house into AwesomeLand. (S6 Ep6) [S]

Friday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15) [S,SL]

Friday 09:00 - 10:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16) [S,SL]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

C.E.D'oh: Mr Burns signs the nuclear power plant over to Homer after Homer goes on a course and takes advantage of the fact that Burns has a canary named as its legal owner. (S14 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky: Lisa petitions Mayor Quimby to end Springfield's light pollution problem, which leads to unexpected problems... (S14 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal: Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Missy is caught between two friends. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler: Mandy gets a new job opportunity. Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Georgie takes his daughter to work. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

Thanksgiving Jamboree: Phil spares no expense on a Thanksgiving jamboree. And Hayley has to tell her dad that she'd rather spend the holidays with her boyfriend. (S8 Ep7) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The Alliance: Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girls' day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be more angst-filled than expected. And Luke finds himself in a compromising position. (S8 Ep8) [S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Long Honeymoon: Summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house with Alex away and the family getting along. But when Alex returns home, the atmosphere immediately changes. (S6 Ep1) [S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Gyroscopic Collapse: Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning: Georgie and Mandy's wedding plans pit Mary against Mandy's mum, Audrey, with baby CeeCee caught in the middle. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet: Georgie and Mandy get married. Meemaw's gambling room gets raided. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

Pig Moon Rising: Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with Cam's beloved pet pig Lilly's ashes. Can he cover up his blunder? (S8 Ep17) [S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

Five Minutes: Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight, and Haley and Rainer are forced to re-evaluate their entire relationship in five minutes. (S8 Ep18) [S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger, Simon, and discovers that Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Solo Oscillation: Amy and Leonard bond over some experiments. Bert replaces Howard in his band. Penny gives Sheldon unexpected scientific inspiration. (S11 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Separation Triangulation: Raj gets into a domestic drama with his new date Nell and her estranged husband. Sheldon rents his old room back from Leonard. (S11 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Novelization Correlation: Amy appears on the Professor Proton show. Penny hates the idea that the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom, Do Shut Up. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Come On Eileen: Hard-to-please guests challenge the crew. Cat's inexperience frustrates Xandi. And while Barbie gets closer to Kyle, Jared spirals. (S11 Ep5/17) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 00:20

(2019) Action-thriller sequel. Secret agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) goes on the run when he's framed for an attack on the President. Can he clear his name? [AD,S]

Saturday 00:20 - 01:20

Luke, who's lost his dating mojo, is raring to re-invigorate his love life and find a lady to relight his fire. And can pole dancer Abi find someone to send her heart into a spin? (S12 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:20 - 01:50

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:50 - 02:20

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:20 - 02:50

The Bank Job: Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:50 - 03:20

Crime & Punishment: When Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit, it's up to the other members of the Nine-Nine to save them from jail. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:20 - 03:50

The Wedding: On the eve of her wedding, Erica rebels against Beverly's over-the-top plans for the big day. (S9 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:50 - 04:15

The Downtown Boys: To avoid spending Spring Break with his mum, Adam housesits Erica's downtown apartment. Barry and the JTP hope to become a boyband sensation. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:15 - 04:45

The Long Honeymoon: Summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house with Alex away and the family getting along. But when Alex returns home, the atmosphere immediately changes. (S6 Ep1) [S]

Saturday 04:45 - 05:40

Brand new series - Come On Eileen: Hard-to-please guests challenge the crew. Cat's inexperience frustrates Xandi. And while Barbie gets closer to Kyle, Jared spirals. (S11 Ep5/17) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:40 - 07:00

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12/17) [S,SL]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:25

Spaceballs: Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she's made. (S5 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:25 - 07:55

Let's Val Kilmer This Car: Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. But when she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:55 - 08:20

Sixteen Candles: Murray and Beverly forget Adam's 16th birthday. (S6 Ep1/23) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:20 - 08:50

You Got Zuko'd: Adam's girlfriend Jackie returns from her summer in New York but acts like a different person. Beverly is unhappy with Lainey's culinary skills. (S6 Ep2/23) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:50 - 09:15

Rad!: Erica thinks her singing dreams have come true when she lands a job at a new karaoke bar in town. Murray teaches Barry and Lainey financial responsibility. (S6 Ep3/23) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:15 - 10:10

Spin a Yarn: Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13/17) [S]

Saturday 10:10 - 11:10

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10/17) [S]

Saturday 11:10 - 13:00

(1995) Charming family comedy-drama about a clever little pig who forms a close bond with a farmer and discovers a talent for herding sheep. With James Cromwell. [S]

Saturday 13:00 - 13:20

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:20 - 13:50

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:50 - 14:20

The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:20 - 14:50

The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:50 - 15:20

The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:20 - 15:50

The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:50 - 18:40

(2011) The third movie in the sci-fi action franchise. The discovery of a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon sparks another battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons. [AD,S,W]

Saturday 18:40 - 19:05

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:05 - 19:35

A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:35 - 20:00

The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer shares his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 21:30

Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:30 - 22:00

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:00

Celebs including Ed Sheeran, KSI and Roman Kemp have been watching Love Island, America's Got Talent, Sex/Life, Clarkson's Farm, BBC News (England football), and other top shows. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:00 - 00:05

The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Faking It, Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Night Coppers, Inside Our Minds, and Naked and Afraid. (S25 Ep15) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:05

A fond look back at the best of series 25. (S25 Ep16) [AD,S,SL,W]

Sunday 01:05 - 02:10

Confident Chloe 'flirts her way through life' and is looking for a 'geezer' who can handle her. Is Anthony her man? Dog-walker Scearcia has a steamy date with Aurita. (S14 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 02:10 - 03:15

Bev dates Howard, a former bank manager with a famous face. And Anthony, who has a wild past, meets Lawrence, who's never been in love and thinks his 'dating river has run dry'. (S14 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:15 - 04:15

The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Faking It, Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Night Coppers, Inside Our Minds, and Naked and Afraid. (S25 Ep15) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:15 - 05:10

A fond look back at the best of series 25. (S25 Ep16) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 05:10 - 05:35

Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]

Sunday 05:35 - 06:05

The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]

Sunday 06:05 - 06:30

Marco Polo: The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mould. (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]

Sunday 06:30 - 07:00

Won't You Be Our Neighbor: Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbours. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]

Sunday 07:00 - 08:10

A daring escape throws Clare's sinister plan into chaos. Cleo's baby news sparks tension. Mercedes gets a call that changes everything. And Martha's confusion causes a chilling revelation. [AD,S]

Sunday 08:10 - 08:25

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]

Sunday 08:25 - 09:25

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17) [S]

Sunday 09:25 - 10:25

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15) [S]

Sunday 10:25 - 11:30

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16) [S]

Sunday 11:30 - 13:30

(1998) Charming family comedy sequel. The farm's in trouble and only a sheep-herding pig can save the day. But after a customs mix-up, Babe ends up in a boarding house for lost animals... [S]

Sunday 13:30 - 14:00

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:00 - 14:30

The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:30 - 15:00

The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:00 - 15:30

The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:30 - 18:00

(2001) Modern swashbuckling medieval action adventure starring Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Paul Bettany. A lowly squire jousts his way to the top, with help from Geoffrey Chaucer. [AD,S]

Sunday 18:00 - 19:35

Brand new series - Break the Ice: Four new Aussie teams take on four international duos in the epic brick-building bonanza. Whose cool creation can survive smashing through ice? (S6 Ep1/12) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:35 - 20:00

Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell asks Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

Singin' in the Lane: Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament. (S29 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 21:30

Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:30 - 22:00

The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 22:00 - 22:30

Brand new series - Nomortland: Jerry hits the road as series eight of the acclaimed animated comedy continues. (S8 Ep8/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 22:30 - 23:00

Brand new series - Ricker Than Fiction: Rick and Morty take Hollywood. (S8 Ep7/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 23:00 - 01:00

(2010) Action-thriller starring Angelina Jolie. A CIA agent goes on the run after a Russian defector claims that she's a sleeper agent who's about to commit a terrible act of terrorism. [AD,S,W]

Monday 01:00 - 02:05

The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 02:05 - 03:10

What do the armchair critics make of The Crown; I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!; Not the Robbie Williams Christmas Show; Made in Chelsea: Buenos Aires; and The Apprentice? (S14 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 03:10 - 04:05

A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting some bad romances, from arguments to cringeworthy moments, including Cathy and Andy's explosive reunion. [AD,S]

Monday 04:05 - 05:00

The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 05:00 - 05:25

AwesomeLand: Even though Claire usually plans Halloween, she lets Phil take over, and - instead of her usual fright-fest theme - he turns the house into AwesomeLand. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 05:25 - 07:00

A daring escape throws Clare's sinister plan into chaos. Cleo's baby news sparks tension. Mercedes gets a call that changes everything. And Martha's confusion causes a chilling revelation. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 07:00 - 07:30

Marie's meddling drives a wedge between Cleo and Sienna, while Jez's surprise return raises eyebrows. Emotions run high for Clare and Grace, and sparks fly between Frankie and Jacob. [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 07:55

Sienna throws a pre-wedding party for Jez and John Paul. Liberty battles with jealousy, Mercedes gets a call that changes everything, and Martha's confusion leads to a chilling revelation. [AD,S]

Monday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S,SL,W]

Monday 09:00 - 10:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 1): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1/16) [S,SL]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Three Gays of the Condo: After realising that Marge only married him because she was pregnant with Bart, Homer moves out and ends up sharing an apartment with two gay men. (S14 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat: The gambling room gets broken into. Sheldon wants to study abroad. And Missy makes a new friend. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet: Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Snow Ball: Manny and Luke organise the school's lavish winter dance but end up in over their heads due to a texting error. Can they fix it before the end of the night? (S8 Ep9) [S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

Ringmaster Keifth: Cam tries to make up for his Thanksgiving debacle by hosting a New Year feast. And Phil's not sure how to feel about his dad dating his childhood babysitter. (S8 Ep10) [S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and gives him an answer to his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House: Sheldon studies to be Meemaw's lawyer when she's put on house arrest, and the Coopers have a plumbing emergency. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby: Sheldon's published paper leads to a frenzy of grad school recruiting, and Georgie tries to speak more 'properly'. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Neonatal Nomenclature: Bernadette's friends try various tactics to help her go into labour. (S11 Ep16) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Athenaeum Allocation: Leonard jumps through hoops to secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Howard and Bernadette face a big decision. (S11 Ep17) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Gates Excitation: The guys do everything in their power to meet Bill Gates when his firm has dealings with the pharmaceutical company Penny works for. (S11 Ep18) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

The Tenant Disassociation: Leonard competes with Sheldon to become president of the tenants' association. Howard and Raj find a drone in the back garden. (S11 Ep19) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 20:30

On the eve of Jez and John Paul's wedding, secrets explode, and John Paul begins to doubt everything. Dodger receives some shocking information, and Bobby risks his life to clear his name. [AD,S]

Monday 20:30 - 21:00

Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell asks Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Love Me Tender: Jared and Kyle clash. There's a difficult docking. Eileen gets under everyone's skin. And a night in the hot tub has repercussions. (S11 Ep6/17) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

The Goggleboxers have been watching: The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News (local elections). (S21 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 23:00 - 00:05

It's Eurovision this time. Also, Citadel, The Greatest Auction, Family Fortunes, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, I Kissed a Boy and The Big Celebrity Detox. (S21 Ep13) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10

Will romance blossom for pest controller Adam and Naomi from Essex, a glamorous granny and a poet, or a working mum with a sideline selling and renting sex dolls? (S12 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:40 - 02:10

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:10 - 02:40

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:40 - 03:10

The Big House (Part 1): Adjusting to life behind bars, Peralta bonds with a cellmate and is forced to join a prison gang, while Diaz puts her visitors to the test. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:10 - 03:35

The Big House (Part 2): Peralta is trapped by divided loyalties after the warden persuades him to investigate prison gang leader Romero's drug smuggling operation. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:35 - 04:00

The Strangest Affair of All Time: When Murray goes out of town, Jane Bales attempts to make a power grab at the Ottoman Empire, forcing Beverly to retaliate. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:00 - 04:25

School-Ercise: As Beverly steps in to teach gym class at William Penn, Barry and Geoff compete for a prized summer internship. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:25 - 05:10

Brand new series - Love Me Tender: Jared and Kyle clash. There's a difficult docking. Eileen gets under everyone's skin. And a night in the hot tub has repercussions. (S11 Ep6/17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:10 - 06:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S,SL]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:25

Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:25 - 07:00

The Big House (Part 1): Adjusting to life behind bars, Peralta bonds with a cellmate and is forced to join a prison gang, while Diaz puts her visitors to the test. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

Sienna throws a pre-wedding party for Jez and John Paul. Liberty battles with jealousy, Mercedes gets a call that changes everything, and Martha's confusion leads to a chilling revelation. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

On the eve of Jez and John Paul's wedding, secrets explode, and John Paul begins to doubt everything. Dodger receives some shocking information, and Bobby risks his life to clear his name. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

La Galleria 33 (Part 2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2/16) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16) [S,SL]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring: Sheldon and Mary visit Germany. The rest of the Cooper family brave a tornado heading straight for Medford. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree: In the first episode of the final series, news of the tornado reaches Sheldon and Mary in Germany. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Sarge & Pea: Cam is incensed when a rude parent robs him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. Jay, Claire and Mitch unexpectedly run into Dede at a family wedding. (S8 Ep11) [S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

Do You Believe in Magic? Worried that his romance with Claire is fizzling out, Phil calls upon his alter ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentines Day back on track. (S8 Ep12) [S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Explosion Implosion: Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Collaboration Contamination: Sheldon and Raj ask Bernadette for advice about their jealousy when Amy and Howard decide to collaborate on a new project. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Proton Regeneration: Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton as they compete for the role of the new Professor Proton when the TV series has a reboot. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage: Meemaw gets assigned a tough probation officer, and Georgie takes marriage advice from his father-in-law. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs: George Sr is worried Mary wants another baby, so he gets a secret vasectomy. Linkletter and Sturgis ask Sheldon for help. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Reclusive Potential: A brilliant scientist invites Sheldon to his isolated cabin, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. (S11 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Comet Polarization: Sheldon isn't pleased by the comic book shop's new-found popularity. Raj tries to take the credit for Penny's astronomical discovery. (S11 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Monetary Insufficiency: Sheldon goes to Las Vegas to try to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy shopping for a wedding dress. (S11 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Sibling Realignment: When Sheldon finds out that his mum won't come to his wedding unless he invites his brother Georgie, he and Leonard head to Texas. (S11 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Bart Has Two Mommies: Marge babysits Rod and Todd, but Ned overreacts when she lets them play on a climbing wall. Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo. (S17 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge... (S17 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

Jez and John Paul are about to tie the knot, but Jez has loose ends to tie up - no matter the cost. Elsewhere, a resident is stood up. And can Bobby escape the village before it's too late? [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Cat's Out of the Bag: Jared's in hot water, while Ben finds himself in a difficult position. A stew gets troubling news, and a shock decision rocks the boat. (S11 Ep7/17) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

On the 'Box this time: Casualty, Queer Eye, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, FUBAR, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, Big Beasts and BBC News (Phillip Schofield). (S21 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05

The Goggleboxers have been watching: Sitting on a Fortune, Casualty, Britain's Got Talent, MerPeople, James May: Oh Cook!, The Greatest Auction and Top of the Pops 1994. (S21 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10

A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting times when the show broke new dating ground, including when trans woman and celebrity Lauren Harries entered a pod. [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:40 - 02:10

The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:10 - 02:40

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:40 - 03:10

Kicks: Officially back at the precinct, Peralta looks for a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Diaz thinks Pimento is cheating on her. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:10 - 03:35

HalloVeen: The precinct embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist. Everybody has a plan, no one is safe, and relationships and friendships are sorely tested. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:35 - 04:00

Grand Theft Scooter: Beverly discovers a big secret in Florida. Erica's heroism overshadows Barry's exam results. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:00 - 04:25

Sunday Chow-Fun Day: With Adam's graduation approaching, Beverly faces a decision: should she stay on as the school's Quaker Warden? (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - Cat's Out of the Bag: Jared's in hot water, while Ben finds himself in a difficult position. A stew gets troubling news, and a shock decision rocks the boat. (S11 Ep7/17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:15 - 06:05

La Galleria 33 (Part 1): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1/16) [S,SL]

Wednesday 06:05 - 06:30

The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:30 - 07:00

One Exquisite Evening with Madonna: When Erica and Geoff have to stay at the Goldberg house, Beverly senses tensions in their marriage. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

On the eve of Jez and John Paul's wedding, secrets explode, and John Paul begins to doubt everything. Dodger receives some shocking information, and Bobby risks his life to clear his name. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55

Jez and John Paul are about to tie the knot, but Jez has loose ends to tie up - no matter the cost. Elsewhere, a resident is stood up. And can Bobby escape the village before it's too late? [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon is in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00

Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5/16) [S,SL]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog: Sheldon realises that he's the weakest student in his class, and Meemaw sets out to expand her gambling business. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy: Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back, Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr, and Meemaw and Dale adjust. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Do It Yourself: Phil's feeling pretty good about himself after a successful DIY project. So he convinces Jay to invest in a property that he's always wanted to develop. (S8 Ep13) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

Heavy Is the Head: Will Phil have to rethink his property dream? And Cam has to go to hospital but refuses to have an MRI scan because of a traumatic childhood incident in a well. (S8 Ep14) [S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

Marco Polo: The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mould. (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, but Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Bitcoin Entanglement: Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture: George Sr gets an exciting job offer, and Sheldon prepares for his move to California. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

Funeral: Sheldon leaves East Texas for the California Institute of Technology, following a family bereavement. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets inducted into the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Bow Tie Asymmetry: Everyone is focused on making sure that the arrangements for Amy and Sheldon's big day go according to plan - except the bride and groom. (S11 Ep24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Conjugal Configuration: Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground, while Penny and Leonard discover that they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents. (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Wedding Gift Wormhole: A stressed Sheldon and Amy struggle to work out what the 'perfect gift' is that Leonard and Penny gave them on their wedding day. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Procreation Calculation: Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home to Howard and Bernadette's house. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family. (S12 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore: Mr Burns outsources the plant to India and puts Homer in charge of training the workforce. Patty and Selma kidnap a celebrity. (S17 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

The Wettest Stories Ever Told: When the Simpsons' plans for a meal at The Frying Dutchman are ruined, they try to salvage the night by telling three tales of disaster at sea. (S17 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

As the wedding day drama continues, emotions run high and danger is closing in fast. One resident spirals and Tony makes a life-changing detour. With Jez's revenge imminent, is anyone safe? [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

Singin' in the Lane: Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament. (S29 Ep7/21) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Murder on the High Seas: Ben's mistake leaves everyone stranded at night in the middle of a storm. A new deckhand draws attention. And Fraser shares a kiss. (S11 Ep8/17) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Gordon, Gino & Fred: Viva España, EastEnders, Top Guns: Inside the RAF, Beat the Chasers and The Yorkshire Vet. (S22 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05

Aryeh seeks a man who can handle his big personality. Meryl, a 60-year-old widow, wants someone 'with a pulse' who can keep up with her clubbing. Two sisters try double dating. (S15 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:05

A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting the good, the bad and the kinky, from a polyamorous couple and a three-time picker to food fetishes and whipped cream. [AD,S]