Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Simpson Safari: The Simpsons win a holiday to Africa. But when Homer enrages a hippo, the trip soon becomes a dangerous adventure... (S12 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Simpson Safari: The Simpsons win a holiday to Africa. But when Homer enrages a hippo, the trip soon becomes a dangerous adventure... (S12 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Cheddar: Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris, and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Terry Kitties: Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
New Kids on the Block: Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Mercedes sets out to prove that Jenson's up to no good but stumbles upon something that could ruin Rex's marriage... Meanwhile, Leah continues to pry into her friends' love lives. [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
Frankie and Leah come to blows in the village. And will Rex's web of lies begin to unravel as Imran continues to investigate who's behind the online trolling? [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Fabulous Faker Boy: Bart doesn't want to go to piano lessons, until he meets his beautiful teacher... Homer loses the last two hairs on his head. (S24 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: There's nothing like the tranquillity of being out at sea. But the calm is shattered when a group of loud, brash New Yorkers board the boat. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
The 'Boxers goggle at: Gladiators, Anton & Giovanni's Adventures in Spain, Wheel of Fortune, MasterChef, Trigger Point, MAFS Australia, and sex toys on This Morning. (S23 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 00:05 - 01:05
Nicolle and Ben spice things up, but is Nicolle as happy with the night's climax as she seems? Thrill-seekers Katey and Dan pursue a live sex show experience. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 01:05 - 02:05
We celebrate the pickers whose initial naked attraction led to full-on romance, as well as those whose dates were disasters. [AD,S]
Today 02:05 - 03:10
The 'Boxers goggle at: Gladiators, Anton & Giovanni's Adventures in Spain, Wheel of Fortune, MasterChef, Trigger Point, MAFS Australia, and sex toys on This Morning. (S23 Ep16) [AD,S,SL]
Today 03:10 - 03:55
Brand new series: There's nothing like the tranquillity of being out at sea. But the calm is shattered when a group of loud, brash New Yorkers board the boat. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 03:55 - 04:20
Ava vs Superintendent: Emmy-nominated US comedy. The school board threatens to pull funds, so Janine and Gregory help Ava with her presentation - but their plan is soon derailed. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]
Today 04:20 - 04:45
The Last Temptation of Homer: Homer falls for his beautiful new colleague Mindy Simmons (guest star Michelle Pfeiffer), who shares his love of doughnuts... (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Today 04:45 - 05:15
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Today 05:15 - 05:40
Pontiac Bandit: In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he's been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect who Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 05:40 - 07:00
Patrick Molloy's: At Hermosa Beach in California, Gordon attempts to save a family-owned Irish pub, by refurbishing the dining room and creating a simplified but delicious menu. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 07:00 - 07:30
Mercedes sets out to prove that Jenson's up to no good but stumbles upon something that could ruin Rex's marriage... Meanwhile, Leah continues to pry into her friends' love lives. [AD,S]
Today 07:30 - 07:55
Frankie and Leah come to blows in the village. And will Rex's web of lies begin to unravel as Imran continues to investigate who's behind the online trolling? [AD,S]
Today 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Today 08:00 - 09:00
In Cornwall, artistic Zaya and Damian serve a modern British menu, property developers Kelly and Jon show off their refurbished mansion, and Emma and Gavin host a fun-filled Cornish night. [S]
Today 09:00 - 10:00
Shanty on 19th: Gordon transforms Shanty on 19th, an iconic restaurant in the West End theatre district of Allentown in Pennsylvania, into a bright and airy contemporary bistro. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Today 10:00 - 11:00
Vasi's Restaurant and Bar: Gordon visits a family-owned eatery in Waterbury, Connecticut, to remodel the dated interior into an inviting Mediterranean seaside taverna. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: There's nothing like the tranquillity of being out at sea. But the calm is shattered when a group of loud, brash New Yorkers board the boat. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 12:00 - 12:30
On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 12:30 - 13:00
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 13:00 - 13:30
Rosebud: He may be obscenely rich, but Mr Burns can never be truly happy without his childhood teddy bear, Bobo, who Bart finds in a bag of ice and gives to Maggie. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Today 13:30 - 14:00
Treehouse of Horror IV: Homer sells his soul to the devil for a donut, no one believes Bart can see an evil goblin, and Mr Burns invites the Simpsons for tea at a spooky castle. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Today 14:00 - 14:30
Marge on the Lam: Marge and her new friend Ruth Powers set off on a Thelma and Louise-style adventure, with Chief Wiggum and Homer in hot pursuit... (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Today 14:30 - 15:00
Bart's Inner Child: Self-help guru Brad Goodman encourages the population of Springfield to act more like Bart, with disastrous consequences. Guest starring James Brown. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Paranoia: Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who thinks that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Maximum Security: Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
The Last Thanksgiving: Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they've split up - and they've definitely chosen a side. And Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Tree's a Crowd: The Dunphy home is bursting when Dylan's hippie mum moves in and Claire's stepdad wants to visit. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny get over his break-up. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Frankie and Leah come to blows in the village. And will Rex's web of lies begin to unravel as Imran continues to investigate who's behind the online trolling? [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
Frankie and Caleb host a barbecue at the Osbornes' to gain Beth's approval, but a call to the house leaves her spooked. Meanwhile, two residents continue to play with fire. [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
The Saga of Carl: Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings. (S24 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: The charter season draws to a close, but not before two crewmembers double down on a terrible decision... (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
On the box this time: The Late Late Show with James Corden, Married at First Sight Australia, Drawers Off, Your Honor, Million Pound Pawn, Pooch Perfect, and Stand Up & Deliver. (S17 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
On the box this time: Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates. (S17 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05
Katey and Dan plan a night of fun with Josh and Holly. Nicolle and Ben try a couple swap, but can Nicolle overcome her anxieties? (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10
This Pride special rides the rainbow and celebrates memorable singletons from across the sexual spectrum who've sashayed into the pods. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:15
On the box this time: The Late Late Show with James Corden, Married at First Sight Australia, Drawers Off, Your Honor, Million Pound Pawn, Pooch Perfect, and Stand Up & Deliver. (S17 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:15 - 04:05
Brand new series: The charter season draws to a close, but not before two crewmembers double down on a terrible decision... (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:05 - 04:30
Zoo Balloon: Emmy-nominated US comedy. On Abbott's annual day out to the zoo, Tariq mentions that he's been offered a job in New York, and Janine struggles with a big choice. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:30 - 04:55
Woo-Hoo Dunnit?: There's no shortage of suspects when Lisa's college fund is stolen from under the kitchen sink... (S30 Ep22/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:55 - 05:20
The Bet: Peralta and Santiago's ongoing bet about who can make the most arrests comes to an awkward conclusion. Boyle gets a medal after he's shot in the line of duty. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:20 - 05:45
The Ebony Falcon: Sergeant Jeffords returns to the field and goes undercover at a gym with Peralta and Boyle to investigate steroid trafficking. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:45 - 07:00
Sandra Dee's: In California, Gordon helps out barbecue and seafood restaurant Sandra Dee's, by updating the 20-year-old dining room's decor and overhauling the kitchen and menu. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30
The Musical Man: Cameron relishes being interim music director at Luke and Manny's school, but takes on the upcoming spring musical with a little too much zest and passion. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:50
Someone to Watch Over Lily: Mitchell and Cameron secretly weigh up who in the family could be suitable legal guardians for Lily if anything ever happened to them. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:50 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
In Cornwall, there are Friesian cows, pitchforks and zombie apocalypse advice, in an eclectic edition of the dining competition. [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Catfish Cabin: Gordon visits Catfish Cabin in Tennessee, where waning staff morale is causing problems. Can the team overhaul the dark interior and tired menu in just 24 hours? (S2 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
Stone's Throw: Gordon Ramsay visits Stone's Throw, a family-owned fine dining restaurant on the Housatonic River in Connecticut, to overhaul the drab interior and revamp the menu. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: The charter season draws to a close, but not before two crewmembers double down on a terrible decision... (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
A Moving Day: Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own when they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
Blasts from the Past: Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before becoming grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mum, who has an interesting past. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood: During an all-syrup Squishee bender, Bart joins the junior campers and ends up taking the embarrassing - and dangerous - Homer on a river rafting trip. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
$pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling): Homer gets a job at Mr Burns' new casino and Marge gets addicted to the slot machines. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Homer the Vigilante: Homer sets up a chaotic vigilante group to combat one-man crime spree Molloy (guest star Sam Neill). (S5 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
Trilogy of Error: Homer gets his thumb sliced off while trying to steal a brownie. Lisa misses the school bus. Bart discovers Fat Tony's stash of smuggled fireworks. (S12 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Bureau: Pimento's life is still in peril, so Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help identify the crooked agent who tried to have him killed. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Greg and Larry: The squad drop everything when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
The Last Christmas: Cameron hopes to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell thinks he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
The Prescott: Alex's new company puts her up in a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it... (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
Bart-Mangled Banner: The family are arrested after Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge says on national television that all of Springfield hates America. (S15 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
Dangers on a Train: While she's browsing for wedding anniversary cakes, Marge stumbles across a website for married people who want to have affairs. (S24 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: It's a chaotic start to the charter season for Captain Kerry, thanks to a seasick chef, some novice crewmembers, and a demanding germaphobe guest. (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
What do the Goggleboxers think of Line of Duty, Celebrity Bake Off, The Flight Attendant, Teen First Dates, The Circle, Remarkable Places to Eat, and Matt Hancock on This Morning? (S17 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Line of Duty, This Is My House, The Proof Is Out There, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Countdown and This Morning? (S17 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 00:05 - 01:10
Brave couples move into the Open House. Chloe and Paul, who've only ever had sex with each other, open their relationship up to see if Chloe's attracted to women. (S3 Ep1/8) [AD,S]
Friday 01:10 - 02:10
What do the Goggleboxers think of Line of Duty, Celebrity Bake Off, The Flight Attendant, Teen First Dates, The Circle, Remarkable Places to Eat, and Matt Hancock on This Morning? (S17 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 02:10 - 03:15
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Line of Duty, This Is My House, The Proof Is Out There, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Countdown and This Morning? (S17 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 03:15 - 04:00
Brand new series: It's a chaotic start to the charter season for Captain Kerry, thanks to a seasick chef, some novice crewmembers, and a demanding germaphobe guest. (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 04:00 - 04:30
Development Day: Second series of the Emmy and Golden Globe-winning US comedy. Janine wants to start the year off right. Ava runs a side hustle from the school car park. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 04:30 - 04:55
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Friday 04:55 - 05:20
Operation: Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 05:20 - 05:45
The Party: Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband, Kevin. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 05:45 - 07:00
Trolley Stop Café: Gordon Ramsay hunts the US for restaurants in dire need of a 24-hour refurb. At the Trolley Stop Café in New Orleans, Gordon overhauls the interior and the menu. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
Mother's Day: Claire and Gloria want to spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids, but their bickering and complaining drive Claire mad, and she brings Gloria down with her. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
Good Cop Bad Dog: Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day - Claire will be the fun-loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
In Portsmouth, there's organic fare, glitter and sparkle, and some school dinner comparisons, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party. [S]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Bayou on the Vine: Gordon Ramsay visits Bayou on the Vine, a family-run Cajun restaurant in Kansas City, Missouri, where he redecorates with a jazz theme and revamps the menu. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Boardwalk 11: In Los Angeles, Gordon visits a gastropub and karaoke bar where the late-night singing entertainment has become more appealing than the dining experience. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: It's a chaotic start to the charter season for Captain Kerry, thanks to a seasick chef, some novice crewmembers, and a demanding germaphobe guest. (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
SuperShowerBabyBowl: Jay is hosting a Super Bowl party while Claire hosts a baby shower for Haley - and they're both at Jay's house. What could possibly go wrong? (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Red Alert: Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not at all prepared for. So they call in reinforcements... (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
Bart Gets Famous: Thanks to his new catchphrase, 'I didn't do it', Bart becomes famous, getting his own TV series and releasing a range of merchandise. (S5 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacey: Lisa decides Malibu Stacey dolls set a bad example to girls, so she pleads with their creator, Stacy Lovell (Kathleen Turner), to design an alternative. (S5 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
Homer Loves Flanders: Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... (S5 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
Bart Gets an Elephant: Bart wins an elephant, but Homer can't afford its upkeep and decides to sell it to an ivory dealer... (S5 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Paris: The family head to Paris so that Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry. But his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, haunts him. (S11 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
I'm Going to Miss This: When Mitchell struggles to let go of his old life, Gloria helps him to say goodbye. And Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house. (S11 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Finale (Part 1/2): Mitchell and Cam settle on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out so they can take control of the house again. (S11 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer re-invents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
Fraudcast News: When Mr Burns is reported dead, all the media outlets say what they really think of him. But the announcement is premature, and Mr Burns takes revenge... (S15 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Life aboard the St David isn't getting any easier. The chef's misplaced his sea legs, and the deck team is in disarray thanks to some dodgy leadership. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 00:25
(1999) Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts star in the BAFTA-winning comedy romance about a bookshop owner who manages to get a glamorous movie star to go out with him. With Rhys Ifans. [AD,S]
Saturday 00:25 - 01:25
Committed couples explore whether open relationships can strengthen their bonds. Can Jonny and Sarah overcome their nerves? And will Tanith and Paul partake? (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:25 - 02:25
Pansexual Sarah can't wait to road test her new body on her first date as a woman. Plumber Jamie's love life has gone down the U-bend, so he's all cisterns go to find a partner. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:25 - 03:25
Brand new series: Life aboard the St David isn't getting any easier. The chef's misplaced his sea legs, and the deck team is in disarray thanks to some dodgy leadership. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:25 - 03:50
Wrong Delivery: When Janine gets a look at the new charter school down the street, she becomes determined to make Abbott just as good. Gregory avoids Barbara. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 03:50 - 04:15
Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:15 - 04:40
Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:40 - 05:05
The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:05 - 05:30
Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises where all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:30 - 05:55
Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:55 - 06:20
Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:20 - 07:00
Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:00 - 08:10
Biscuit Week: Our bakers risk it for the biscuit as they build planes, trains and automobiles from - you guessed it - biscuit! But it's a taxi home for two... (S7 Ep4/10) [S]
Saturday 08:10 - 08:15
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring the effects of dental anaesthetics. [S]
Saturday 08:15 - 09:50
Andy plans an authentic Ukrainian wedding... in Ukraine. But fussy bride-to-be Anna and her hard-to-please mum are banking on a very British bash. [S]
Saturday 09:50 - 11:35
(2021) Family animation. The plucky pups head to the city to foil dastardly Mayor Humdinger's latest plot. But can Chase overcome his fear of the big smoke and be the hero everyone needs? [S]
Saturday 11:35 - 12:35
Roosevelt Inn: Despite being over a million dollars in debt, the owner of the Roosevelt Inn in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, is busy cracking jokes and playing dress up. Can Gordon help? (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 12:35 - 13:35
M'Dears Bakery and Bistro: In LA, Gordon visits M'Dears Bakery and Bistro, which specialises in Southern cuisine with a Californian twist, to revamp the dining area and the menu. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:35 - 14:35
Social: Gordon Ramsay revamps the menu and redecorates at Social, a restaurant in affluent Costa Mesa in California. What will the customers think of the improvements? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:35 - 15:35
Shanty on 19th: Gordon transforms Shanty on 19th, an iconic restaurant in the West End theatre district of Allentown in Pennsylvania, into a bright and airy contemporary bistro. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:35 - 16:35
Vasi's Restaurant and Bar: Gordon visits a family-owned eatery in Waterbury, Connecticut, to remodel the dated interior into an inviting Mediterranean seaside taverna. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:35 - 17:05
Pulpit Friction: A trendy new reverend recruits Homer as a deacon. Dry cleaners accidentally swap Marge's wedding dress for one of Krusty's clown costumes. (S24 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:05 - 17:35
The Fabulous Faker Boy: Bart doesn't want to go to piano lessons, until he meets his beautiful teacher... Homer loses the last two hairs on his head. (S24 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:35 - 18:05
The Saga of Carl: Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings. (S24 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:05 - 20:00
(2009) Animated comedy with Bill Hader. When Flint Lockwood invents a machine that turns water into food, he becomes the hero of Swallow Falls. But has he bitten off more than he can chew? [S]
Saturday 20:00 - 20:30
Dangers on a Train: While she's browsing for wedding anniversary cakes, Marge stumbles across a website for married people who want to have affairs. (S24 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:30 - 21:00
The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
On the North Africa and Europe voyage, the chefs prepare a fine-dining experience with a difference, while the Caribbean cruisers enjoy tranquil bamboo rafting in the scorching heat. (Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:00
From This Morning to 8 Days: To the Moon and Back, what do Loyle Carner, Shaun Ryder, Bez, Chris Kamara, Olly Alexander, Oti Mabuse and other famous faces think of our top telly? (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:00 - 00:05
This time it's Race Across the World, Married at First Sight Australia, The Apprentice, Last One Laughing, Secrets of the Bees, Just One Thing and Celebrity Ex on the Beach. (S27 Ep9) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
The Goggleboxers settle in for I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Britain's Got Talent, The Dog House, The Apprentice, Secret Garden and the news on the Artemis II moon mission. (S27 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:10
TJ, who's been told that he looks like Johnny Depp, turns up for his date after a few daytime drinks. Meanwhile, Ruth wants a man who can keep up with her in her saucy seventies. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:15
Helicopter pilot Paul, who's also a cross-dresser, embarks on his first date in women's clothing. 'Sexy geeks' Hannah and Dan bond over video games and shared insecurities. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:15 - 04:05
This time it's Race Across the World, Married at First Sight Australia, The Apprentice, Last One Laughing, Secrets of the Bees, Just One Thing and Celebrity Ex on the Beach. (S27 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 04:05 - 05:00
The Goggleboxers settle in for I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Britain's Got Talent, The Dog House, The Apprentice, Secret Garden and the news on the Artemis II moon mission. (S27 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 05:00 - 05:25
Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:25 - 05:50
Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a plus-one to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:50 - 06:15
The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 06:15 - 07:00
Halloween II: Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager, as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:10
Mercedes sets out to prove that Jenson's up to no good but stumbles upon something that could ruin Rex's marriage. Frankie and Leah come to blows. Imran investigates the online trolling. [AD,S]
Sunday 08:10 - 08:40
The Musical Man: Cameron relishes being interim music director at Luke and Manny's school, but takes on the upcoming spring musical with a little too much zest and passion. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:40 - 09:05
Someone to Watch Over Lily: Mitchell and Cameron secretly weigh up who in the family could be suitable legal guardians for Lily if anything ever happened to them. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:05 - 09:35
Mother's Day: Claire and Gloria want to spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids, but their bickering and complaining drive Claire mad, and she brings Gloria down with her. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:35 - 10:00
Good Cop Bad Dog: Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day - Claire will be the fun-loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
See You Next Fall: The family gather at Jay's before heading to Alex's middle school graduation ceremony. While they're there, Jay tries to hide a Botox mishap from everyone. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
The Good Ones: The eighth and final series. Amy returns from maternity leave and Jake and Rosa work a difficult case. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:25
The Lake House: The squad take Captain Holt up on an offer of a weekend getaway. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:25 - 12:25
Catfish Cabin: Gordon visits Catfish Cabin in Tennessee, where waning staff morale is causing problems. Can the team overhaul the dark interior and tired menu in just 24 hours? (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:25 - 13:20
Stone's Throw: Gordon Ramsay visits Stone's Throw, a family-owned fine dining restaurant on the Housatonic River in Connecticut, to overhaul the drab interior and revamp the menu. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 13:20 - 14:20
Bayou on the Vine: Gordon Ramsay visits Bayou on the Vine, a family-run Cajun restaurant in Kansas City, Missouri, where he redecorates with a jazz theme and revamps the menu. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 14:20 - 15:25
Boardwalk 11: In Los Angeles, Gordon visits a gastropub and karaoke bar where the late-night singing entertainment has become more appealing than the dining experience. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:25 - 15:50
Bart's Birthday: Bart has to organise his own birthday party when Homer forgets to post the invitations. Mr Burns fakes his own death. (S36 Ep1/18) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:50 - 16:25
The Yellow Lotus: The Simpsons stumble across a mystery and an old enemy while they're on holiday at a peculiar island resort. Dr Hibbert drugs an otter. (S36 Ep2/18) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:25 - 16:55
Desperately Seeking Lisa: Lisa visits Capital City with Patty and Selma, where she's swept up in the city's art scene. But the big city's got an underbelly. (S36 Ep3/18) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:55 - 17:25
Shoddy Heat: Grampa finds himself embroiled in a cold case when the police unearth an old coffin with his business card in it - and two bodies. (S36 Ep4/18) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:25 - 17:55
Women in Shorts: The women of Springfield take centre stage, with some special Simpsonified movie parodies including Barbie and The Chronicles of Narnia. (S36 Ep6/18) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:55 - 19:00
Brand new series - Celebration Week: Our eight remaining bakers get the party started with colourful cakes, delicious Christmas creations and glow-in-the-dark spooky goodies! (S7 Ep5/10) [S]
Sunday 19:00 - 21:00
(2013) Animated family adventure. An inventor and his friends set out to save the world from a threat that he accidentally created: dangerous creatures made from food. [S]
Sunday 21:00 - 21:30
Bart-Mangled Banner: The family are arrested after Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge says on national television that all of Springfield hates America. (S15 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:30 - 22:00
Fraudcast News: When Mr Burns is reported dead, all the media outlets say what they really think of him. But the announcement is premature, and Mr Burns takes revenge... (S15 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 00:00
(2011) Outrageous comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the boys celebrate with a scandalous lads' holiday in Crete. [AD,S]
Monday 00:00 - 01:05
Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 01:05 - 02:10
Britain's sharpest TV critics have been watching Made in Chelsea, Dragons' Den, Line of Duty, Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic, The Invisible Man and The Graham Norton Show. (S17 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:10 - 03:15
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching Line of Duty, Naked Attraction, I Can See Your Voice, Alan Carr's Epic Gameshow, and BBC News on the death of Prince Philip. (S17 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 03:15 - 03:40
The Dirty Dancing Dance: Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 03:40 - 04:05
12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club, hoping to assemble a huge tape collection. Barry realises that Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 04:05 - 04:30
Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school, but Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant, which really doesn't help at all. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 04:30 - 04:55
Dungeons & Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides that she wants to leave home to go to college. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 04:55 - 05:20
The Mole: When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals that there's a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Wuntch catches on. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 05:20 - 07:00
Mercedes sets out to prove that Jenson's up to no good but stumbles upon something that could ruin Rex's marriage. Frankie and Leah come to blows. Imran investigates the online trolling. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
Frankie and Leah come to blows in the village. And will Rex's web of lies begin to unravel as Imran continues to investigate who's behind the online trolling? [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Frankie and Caleb host a barbecue at the Osbornes' to gain Beth's approval, but a call to the house leaves her spooked. Meanwhile, two residents continue to play with fire. [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
In an edition from Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight, Maddi and Givon serve fine champagne and fusion food, Kate and Dan play it safe, and Ali and John's risky menu causes kitchen chaos. [S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Los Toros: Gordon visits Los Toros, a family-run Mexican restaurant in Chatsworth, California, to restyle the premises with a warm, modern colour scheme and introduce a new menu. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
M'Dears Bakery and Bistro: In LA, Gordon visits M'Dears Bakery and Bistro, which specialises in Southern cuisine with a Californian twist, to revamp the dining area and the menu. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: Life aboard the St David isn't getting any easier. The chef's misplaced his sea legs, and the deck team is in disarray thanks to some dodgy leadership. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Yes-Woman: To be less negative, Claire rebrands herself as the woman who says 'yes', and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with a colleague. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Can't Elope: Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born does not go as hoped. Jay tries to get his new business off the ground by courting an Insta celeb. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Burns' Heir: When Bart wins a competition to become Mr Burns' heir, he must choose between his boring family and the rich, over-indulgent power plant owner... (S5 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song: Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked and Flanders takes over at the school. Out of work, Skinner befriends his erstwhile nemesis Bart. (S5 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Boy Who Knew Too Much: Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school... (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Lady Bouvier's Lover: Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum. (S5 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Coral Palms (Part 3/3): The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis, but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
The Night Shift: Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Finale (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode, the entire family discover that saying goodbye is much harder than it seems. (S11 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Pilot: The first episode of the Emmy-winning comedy, shot from the perspective of an unseen documentary maker. It's not easy being part of a family these days... (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
The Bicycle Thief: Phil is determined to help Luke show his mum that he's responsible enough to have the new bike they just got him, but Phil ends up being the irresponsible one. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Come Fly with Me: Jay reluctantly takes Phil out to fly his new model plane, but a manoeuvre goes awry... (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Frankie and Caleb host a barbecue at the Osbornes' to gain Beth's approval, but a call to the house leaves her spooked. Meanwhile, two residents continue to play with fire. [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Tensions rise when Ste takes part in Leah's podcast, and Jenson protects Gemma. Elsewhere, a resident is forced to face their true feelings. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: The crew embark on a five-day charter with porn stars - and some of them are more excited about it than others. The captain fears his bosun isn't up to scratch. (S12 Ep3)
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching Line of Duty, Naked Attraction, I Can See Your Voice, Alan Carr's Epic Gameshow, and BBC News on the death of Prince Philip. (S17 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
On the box this time: Game of Talents, Line of Duty, Catfish UK: The TV Show, Cher & the Loneliest Elephant, and the News on Prince Philip's funeral. (S17 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
Jonny and Sarah fall for lingerie model Marie. Claude and Amy want to form relationships with multiple partners, but can Claude overcome his guilt issues? (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:05 - 02:10
Married couple Abbie and Charlie are missing one thing from their family: a woman to turn them into a throuple. And glamour puss Chrissie is looking for husband number four. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:10 - 03:15
On the box this time: Game of Talents, Line of Duty, Catfish UK: The TV Show, Cher & the Loneliest Elephant, and the News on Prince Philip's funeral. (S17 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:15 - 04:05
Brand new series: The crew embark on a five-day charter with porn stars - and some of them are more excited about it than others. The captain fears his bosun isn't up to scratch. (S12 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:05 - 04:35
Story Samurai: A travelling storytelling troupe that Jacob used to be in visits the school. And Melissa struggles with her combined second and third grade class. (S2 Ep3) [SL]
Tuesday 04:35 - 05:00
Homer's Enemy: A new power plant employee who's struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:00 - 05:25
Jake and Sophia: Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out that she's the defence attorney representing a suspect who he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 05:25 - 05:55
Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving when Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:55 - 07:00
Los Toros: Gordon visits Los Toros, a family-run Mexican restaurant in Chatsworth, California, to restyle the premises with a warm, modern colour scheme and introduce a new menu. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Frankie and Caleb host a barbecue at the Osbornes' to gain Beth's approval, but a call to the house leaves her spooked. Meanwhile, two residents continue to play with fire. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Tensions rise when Ste takes part in Leah's podcast, and Jenson protects Gemma. Elsewhere, a resident is forced to face their true feelings. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
In Lincolnshire and Yorkshire, there's a one-man comedy show, a posh take on some Yorkshire classics, and a big surprise for one guest. [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Social: Gordon Ramsay revamps the menu and redecorates at Social, a restaurant in affluent Costa Mesa in California. What will the customers think of the improvements? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Lowery's Seafood Restaurant: Gordon revamps Lowery's Seafood in Tappahannock, Virginia, where he finds two brothers - the owner and the manager - at loggerheads. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: The crew embark on a five-day charter with porn stars - and some of them are more excited about it than others. The captain fears his bosun isn't up to scratch. (S12 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
New Kids on the Block: Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. Or the tree house, at least. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Halloween IV: It's Halloween, so the squad follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Monster in the Closet: When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
The Incident: Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone who she offended during 'the incident'. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Coal Digger: The family are invited to Jay and Gloria's for a barbecue and football, but an incident at school between Manny and Luke makes things awkward for Gloria and Claire. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Run for Your Wife: On the kids' first day back at school, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire's coping with an empty nest. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
En Garde: The family supports Manny's new interest - fencing. It turns out he's pretty good at it, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Secret War of Lisa Simpson: Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. (S8 Ep25/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson: Homer must pluck up the courage to return to New York after Barney leaves his car there on a drunken binge. (S9 Ep1/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Tensions rise when Ste takes part in Leah's podcast, and Jenson protects Gemma. Elsewhere, a resident is forced to face their true feelings. [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
Dee Dee is introduced to a new support worker. Maddox begins to have suspicions about Jonah. And will a resident's romantic gesture go to plan? [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: The deck team are growing increasingly frustrated with Caio. Rainbeau feels isolated. And new romances are born on the crew's hard-earned night out. (S12 Ep4)
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
On the box this time, Line of Duty, Snackmasters, Baby Surgeons: Delivering Miracles, The Art of the Joy of Sex, Dr Pimple Popper and BBC News (Dominic Cummings vs Boris). (S17 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
On the box this time, Line of Duty, I Can See Your Voice, Beat the Chasers, Sex and the City, My Octopus Teacher, and The Earth at Night in Color. (S17 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10
Alex and Alana want to open up, but can they overcome intense jealousy? And could an orgy be the best way for Jonny and Sarah to finally open up their relationship? (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:10 - 02:15
Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:20
On the box this time, Line of Duty, Snackmasters, Baby Surgeons: Delivering Miracles, The Art of the Joy of Sex, Dr Pimple Popper and BBC News (Dominic Cummings vs Boris). (S17 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:20 - 04:05
Brand new series: The deck team are growing increasingly frustrated with Caio. Rainbeau feels isolated. And new romances are born on the crew's hard-earned night out. (S12 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:05 - 04:30
The Principal's Office: After Gregory sends a disruptive student to Ava's office, he's dismayed to find out that the kids enjoy spending time with her. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 04:30 - 04:55
The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner is an impostor whose real name is Armin Tamzarian. (S9 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:55 - 05:20
USPIS: Peralta and Boyle reluctantly join forces with Agent Jack Danger (Ed Helms), a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service, to catch a drug dealer. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:20 - 05:45
The Road Trip: Jake tries to do something nice for Amy when he invites her boyfriend Teddy along on a work trip. It's a shame Amy's about to dump him... (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:45 - 07:00
M'Dears Bakery and Bistro: In LA, Gordon visits M'Dears Bakery and Bistro, which specialises in Southern cuisine with a Californian twist, to revamp the dining area and the menu. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Tensions rise when Ste takes part in Leah's podcast, and Jenson protects Gemma. Elsewhere, a resident is forced to face their true feelings. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
Dee Dee is introduced to a new support worker. Maddox begins to have suspicions about Jonah. And will a resident's romantic gesture go to plan? [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:05
Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]
Wednesday 08:05 - 09:05
Competing to host the best party in Grimsby are straight-talking Mel and Patrick, seasoned ravers Vanessa and Steve and lovebirds Amber and Ryan, whose matching pink outfits raise eyebrows. [S]
Wednesday 09:05 - 10:05
Blend on Main: Gordon Ramsay and his team visit struggling Blend on Main in New Jersey and give it a spectacular renovation, a new menu and hope for the future. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:05 - 11:05
Caneda's White Rooster: Gordon Ramsay revamps a Cuban-inspired restaurant in Toms River, New Jersey. Owner Patty opened the place to showcase her grandmother's Cuban cooking. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:05 - 12:00
Brand new series: The deck team are growing increasingly frustrated with Caio. Rainbeau feels isolated. And new romances are born on the crew's hard-earned night out. (S12 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Mr Santiago: Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with life after the NYPD. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Skyfire Cycle: When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong literary hero. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Great Expectations: With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present - a private performance by Izzy LaFontaine. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Fizbo: Phil and Claire throw Luke the biggest birthday party a boy could want. But when Cameron appears as a clown named Fizbo, it sets off a chain of events that ends in hospital. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Undeck the Halls: Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house, until the kids get into trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to cancel Christmas unless one of them fesses up. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Up All Night: Gloria isn't happy with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Phil is suffering from kidney stones. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Lisa's Sax: The family recall the story of when Lisa got her saxophone. It all started when the school psychologist told Marge and Homer that her talent needed to be nurtured... (S9 Ep3/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Bart Star: Homer takes over as the manager of Bart's American football team after forcing Ned to quit the position. Guest starring Mike Judge as Hank Hill. (S9 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons: Marge agrees to pretend to be Apu's wife when his mother visits to set up his arranged marriage, and Homer moves into the Retirement Castle. [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Dee Dee is introduced to a new support worker. Maddox begins to have suspicions about Jonah. And will a resident's romantic gesture go to plan? [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
A lavish dinner party at Leah and Imran's new home leads to an evening of soul-searching as secrets are confessed and lies are spun. [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
As truths begin to surface and buried secrets threaten to unravel, friendships and loyalties are pushed to their limits, and the consequences of the past come crashing into the present... [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Fraser questions his long-distance relationship. Captain Kerry is still having doubts about Caio. And Rainbeau tries to build bridges with Barbara and Solène. (S12 Ep5)
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
On the box this time, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Dragons' Den, Three Families, Headspace: Guide to Sleep, Secret Crush, Lego Masters USA, and This Morning. (S17 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05
Singletons looking for love include make-up artist Melina, for whom family is everything, a pair of microbiologists, and an ice-cream man hoping to go from Mr Whippy to Mr Right. (S12 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:05 - 01:10
Tom and Lauren want to open up, but will Tom's stage fright stop him rising to the occasion? Alex's confidence is rattled after watching Alana with resident Georgie. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]