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Friday 00:05 - 01:10

Boxer Kirsty puts her gloves down to find love. Ambitious Rose meets Hugo, who wears a cravat but has never been on a date. And can Holly kick the habit of falling for bad boys? (S23 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 01:10 - 01:40

The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 01:40 - 02:05

The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 02:05 - 02:40

Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat: Rick and Morty encounter strange crystals that can show whoever possesses them all the possible ways in which they could die. (S4 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Friday 02:40 - 02:55

[adult swim]: Brand new series - The Wollongong Santa Pub Crawl: Surreal animated comedy. It's the annual Santa Pub Crawl! Will Santa grant Rachel a wish before Christmas is over? (Ep7) [S]

Friday 02:55 - 03:10

[adult swim] Brand new series - Broken Wings: Animated adult comedy series. Take these broken wings, Pigeon, and learn to fly. (S3 Ep7) [S]

Friday 03:10 - 03:35

Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Friday 03:35 - 04:00

The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]

Friday 04:00 - 04:25

The Pina Colada Episode: Murray and Geoff try to pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their shared misery after Lainey's departure. Coach Nick returns to town. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Friday 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - All's Fair in Love and Downpour: Heavy wind and rain threaten a tricky beach picnic. And romantic entanglements get knotty when a surprising new hookup happens (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 05:15 - 06:05

Mill Street Bistro Part 2: In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations. (S6 Ep13/16) [S,SL]

Friday 06:05 - 07:00

Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

Suddenly, Last Summer: Mitch and Cam decide to get married. The kids are driving Phil and Claire crazy. Jay and Gloria prepare for Manny's solo trip to Colombia to visit relatives. (S5 Ep1) [S]

Friday 07:30 - 07:55

First Days: Claire arrives for her first day at Jay's company but is worried that Jay doesn't have a real job for her. And Cam is now substitute teaching at the high school. (S5 Ep2) [S,W]

Friday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S,W]

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10/10) [S,SL]

Friday 09:00 - 10:00

Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1/10) [S,SL]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken: Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's party. George and Dr Sturgis bond. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib: Sheldon decides to fake an illness to avoid a swimming test at school. Dr Sturgis attempts to spy on Meemaw's new boyfriend. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff: When the house next door goes up for sale, Sheldon takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbours. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge: Dale and Meemaw go to the casino, and Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

Ispy: Claire and Phil decide to spy on Luke and Manny when they're hanging out with one of their more questionable friends. (S5 Ep14) [S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Everyone Everywhere All at Once: A love pentagon forms as crew romances heat up, and a dinner service for the guests goes awry when preferences are overlooked. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 23:55

(2010) Comedy sequel with Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller and Jessica Alba. Can Greg Focker live up to nightmare dad-in-law Jack's newfound reluctant sort-of respect? [AD,S]

Friday 23:55 - 01:00

Oliver, who has Tourette's syndrome, hopes to bag his first ever girlfriend. Claire, who's usually surrounded by builders, wants to lay the foundations of a dream relationship. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 01:00 - 01:30

The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Today 01:30 - 02:00

The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Today 02:00 - 02:30

Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his smartphone. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 03:00 - 03:30

I Coulda Been a Lawyer: Beverly campaigns for a new stop sign on the family's street. Barry panics about his college applications, and Murray's attempt to help makes things worse. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Today 03:30 - 03:55

Major League'd: Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Today 03:55 - 04:20

Best Men: Sal makes one of her notorious surprise drop-ins at Mitch and Cam's, but this time with big news - she's getting married. Cam and Mitch are the best men. (S4 Ep17) [S]

Today 04:20 - 05:15

Brand new series - Everyone Everywhere All at Once: A love pentagon forms as crew romances heat up, and a dinner service for the guests goes awry when preferences are overlooked. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 05:15 - 06:05

Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep10/16) [S,SL]

Today 06:05 - 07:00

Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his smartphone. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 07:00 - 07:30

Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]

Today 07:30 - 07:55

Han Ukkah Solo: When Beverly talks Erica into writing a Hanukkah song for the school holiday concert, she inspires Barry to prove his own musical prowess. (S4 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Today 07:55 - 08:25

O Captain! My Captain!: Beverly hopes to inspire the students when she takes over as substitute teacher in Barry's chemistry class. Adam embarrasses Emmy. (S4 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Today 08:25 - 08:50

Snow Day: Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Today 08:50 - 09:25

Agassi: Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Today 09:25 - 09:50

The Spencer's Gift: Erica is jealous of Barry's outstanding performance when they both get after-school jobs at Spencer's gift shop selling novelty presents. (S4 Ep14/24) [AD,S]

Today 09:50 - 10:50

Above and Below: The semi-finalists must create a fantastic monster and a lair for it to live in. They must also build on a two-sided baseplate: above and below! (S1 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Today 10:50 - 11:50

Brand new series: Is Tristan and Sam's friendship beyond repair? Can Demi reunite Jazz and Lauren? Will Gareth notice anything different about Ollie? And what's Tabitha planning? (S29 Ep10) [S]

Today 11:50 - 12:50

The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington to meet restaurateur Rishi, who's oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14/16) [S]

Today 12:50 - 13:50

Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15/16) [S]

Today 13:50 - 14:50

Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11/16) [S]

Today 14:50 - 16:30

(2022) More madcap monster-based animated escapades, with Andy Samberg and Selena Gomez's voices. Ever wondered what an ancient vampire would look like if he were human? Wonder no more. [AD,S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

The Gyroscopic Collapse: Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and gives him an answer to his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Lisa Goes Gaga: Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. Lady Gaga guest stars. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit... (S29 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 21:30

Panic on the Streets of Springfield: Lisa develops an imaginary friendship with a morose British singer. Homer gets a powerful truck. (S32 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 21:30 - 22:00

The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:00

What do Britain's best-loved famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back, Celebrity MasterChef, The Supervet, Grease, and Thelma & Louise? (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 23:00 - 00:05

What do the Goggleboxers think of Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Apprentice, Go Back to Where You Came From, Michael McIntyre's Big Show and Boarders? (S25 Ep1) [AD,S,W]

Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05

The Goggleboxers watch Gladiators, The White Lotus, The Apprentice, Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Fear Clinic: Face Your Phobia, and Batch from Scratch: Cooking for Less. (S25 Ep2) [AD,S,SL,W]

Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10

Can charmer Hussein handle teenage bricklayer Molly's laddish banter? Are self-proclaimed misfits Patrick and Angharad perfect for each other? (S8 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:10

Can marketing assistant Alice handle dairy farmer Ben's tales of the finer details of farm life? Twice-divorced Jo commits a faux pas on her date with Dubliner Robbie. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S,SL,W]

Tomorrow 03:10 - 04:10

What do the Goggleboxers think of Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Apprentice, Go Back to Where You Came From, Michael McIntyre's Big Show and Boarders? (S25 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 04:10 - 05:10

The Goggleboxers watch Gladiators, The White Lotus, The Apprentice, Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Fear Clinic: Face Your Phobia, and Batch from Scratch: Cooking for Less. (S25 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:10 - 06:05

Gordon Ramsay visits Angler's Lodge in Idaho, a stunning venue whose owners have been struck by family tragedy. Can he rescue the broken business? (S3 Ep1/8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:05 - 07:00

Gordon's at Harpers Ferry in West Virginia, for the first half of a two-part visit to The Town's Inn, a historic hotel that's so full of clutter it can barely accommodate guests. (S3 Ep3/8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:15

Lives hang in the balance as Darren uncovers the chilling truth and Diane's investigation leads her to danger. Ste faces heartbreak. The walls close in on DI Banks. And guess who's back... [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:15 - 08:40

Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus: an energy drink house prank and a butcher rap. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:40 - 09:05

The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:05 - 09:40

Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:40 - 10:10

Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:10 - 10:40

Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:40 - 11:10

When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:10 - 12:10

Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10/10) [S]

Tomorrow 12:10 - 13:10

Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1/10) [S]

Tomorrow 13:10 - 14:05

Gordon Ramsay visits Angler's Lodge in Idaho, a stunning venue whose owners have been struck by family tragedy. Can he rescue the broken business? (S3 Ep1/8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:05 - 15:05

Gordon's at Harpers Ferry in West Virginia, for the first half of a two-part visit to The Town's Inn, a historic hotel that's so full of clutter it can barely accommodate guests. (S3 Ep3/8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:05 - 15:40

The Explosion Implosion: Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:40 - 16:05

The Collaboration Contamination: Sheldon and Raj ask Bernadette for advice about their jealousy when Amy and Howard decide to collaborate on a new project. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:05 - 16:40

The Proton Regeneration: Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton as they compete for the role of the new Professor Proton when the TV series has a reboot. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:40 - 17:05

The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, but Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:05 - 17:35

The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:35 - 18:05

Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:05 - 18:40

The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:40 - 19:10

Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:10 - 19:40

Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned gets a cute new dog. (S26 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:40 - 20:15

The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:15 - 22:00

(2007) Animated comedy. When Homer's love for a pig causes world-threatening pollution, Springfield gets enclosed in a huge dome. D'oh! Will he do the decent thing and save his neighbours? [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 22:30

Brand new series - Summer of All Fears: Rick and Morty are back for series eight! Life has meaning again! In the opening episode, Rick tries to discipline the kids. (S8 Ep1/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:30 - 23:00

VII: Settle in for a night of back-to-back Treehouse of Horror episodes! Bart finds his evil twin, Lisa becomes a God, and Kang and Kodos become Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. (S8 Ep1/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 23:30

X: Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons after Marge accidentally runs him down, and Bart and Lisa get zapped by radiation and become superheroes. (S11 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:30 - 00:00

XIII: Homer's cloning hammock spirals out of control, and Lisa's meddling leaves Springfield vulnerable to zombie attack. (S14 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Monday 00:00 - 00:30

XXV: Bart and Lisa are taken to a demonic alternate universe, Moe leads a terrifying Clockwork Orange-style gang, and the Simpsons are haunted by ghosts. (S26 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Monday 00:30 - 01:00

XVI: Bart falls into a coma and is replaced by a well-behaved robot. Homer takes part in a deadly TV game show. And Lisa turns into Albert Einstein. (S17 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Monday 01:00 - 02:00

The armchair critics watch and react to The X Factor: Celebrity, Celebrity Hunted, The Lesbian Guide to Straight Sex, Own the Sky: Jetpack Dreamers, and the News. (S14 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 02:00 - 03:05

Two diners decide to serenade their dates. Greig is looking for a feisty man, but is John's brutal honesty a step too far? And Hebe, who's 20, is on her first ever date. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 03:05 - 03:30

I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica decides to apply to appear on television quiz Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 03:30 - 03:55

Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry is tired of being the middle child. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S,W]

Monday 03:55 - 04:20

Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23/23) [AD,S]

Monday 04:20 - 05:15

The armchair critics watch and react to The X Factor: Celebrity, Celebrity Hunted, The Lesbian Guide to Straight Sex, Own the Sky: Jetpack Dreamers, and the News. (S14 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 05:15 - 07:00

Lives hang in the balance as Darren uncovers the chilling truth and Diane's investigation leads her to danger. Ste faces heartbreak. The walls close in on DI Banks. And guess who's back... [AD,S,SL]

Monday 07:00 - 07:30

Darren's desperate call for help incites panic throughout the village, but will anyone get there in time? Elsewhere, Ste faces heartbreak in more ways than one. [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 07:55

With the walls closing in on DI Banks, one last money-making scheme is set in motion... And a familiar face returns for a shock family reunion that sparks a dramatic new chapter. [AD,S]

Monday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2/10) [S,SL]

Monday 09:00 - 10:00

Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5/10) [S,SL]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony: George Sr and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household while Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit: Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige (Mckenna Grace) struggles with her parents' divorce. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

The Help: Jay and Manny aren't happy when Gloria hires a too-good-to-be-true male nanny. Frank's in town and feeling lonely, so Phil and Jay take him out to get his groove back. (S5 Ep6) [S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

A Fair to Remember: The family attend the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7) [S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat: Sheldon finds out that Mary has a secret about his future. And Meemaw gets angry with Dale. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

Graduation: After graduating from high school, Sheldon struggles to cope when he realises that he may not be ready for college. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

Spring-a-Ding-Fling: Cameron oversees the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. (S5 Ep16) [S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

Homer's Enemy: A new power plant employee who's struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's Dutch cousin. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 20:30

Grace finds herself in a tense confrontation, and a shocking event at The Loft sets off a chain of blame, but who'll take the fall? [AD,S]

Monday 20:30 - 21:00

The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be: After the ancient Springfield monorail runs amok, Marge becomes mayor and vows to put out the long-burning tyre fire. (S29 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - All Wrong: Chef Tzarina struggles to rebound after a dinner goes wrong, and a night out becomes sobering when something serious happens. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

The celebrities watch Little Fires Everywhere, The Titan Games, Casino Royale, World Cup Final '66: England v West Germany, Naked Attraction, and Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 23:00 - 00:05

On the box this time, Line of Duty, I Can See Your Voice, Beat the Chasers, Sex and the City, My Octopus Teacher, The Earth at Night in Color, and ITV News (PM's phone number). (S17 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05

Will trainee astronaut Nicky's date with motoring journalist Daniel be out of this world? Road sweeper Bruce, who's 58, is looking for a lady who'll love him for who he is. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 01:05 - 01:35

The Gyroscopic Collapse: Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:35 - 02:00

The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:00 - 02:30

The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be: After the ancient Springfield monorail runs amok, Marge becomes mayor and vows to put out the long-burning tyre fire. (S29 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:30 - 03:00

Treehouse of Horror VII: Bart finds his evil twin in the attic, Lisa becomes God to a race of tiny people, and Kang and Kodos assume the identities of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. (S8 Ep1/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:00 - 03:25

Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend, Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:25 - 03:50

Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money-laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:50 - 04:15

My Valentine Boy: Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:15 - 04:40

There Can Be Only One Highlander Club: Adam and Johnny Atkins compete to become head of the Highlander Club at school, but Beverly would prefer them to bond. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 04:40 - 05:30

Brand new series - All Wrong: Chef Tzarina struggles to rebound after a dinner goes wrong, and a night out becomes sobering when something serious happens. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:30 - 06:20

Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2/10) [S,SL]

Tuesday 06:20 - 07:00

Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

With the walls closing in on DI Banks, one last money-making scheme is set in motion... And a familiar face returns for a shock family reunion that sparks a dramatic new chapter. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

Grace finds herself in a tense confrontation, and a shocking event at The Loft sets off a chain of blame, but who'll take the fall? [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Mangia Mangia (Part 1): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis - in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3/10) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00

Mangia Mangia (Part 2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4/10) [S,SL]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Homer's Phobia: Homer's preconceptions surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters), and he decides to take Bart hunting, but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains: George Sr and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's new man, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend tags along. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel: Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum. And Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Tenure Turbulence: Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all compete for the same vacancy at the university. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton: Sheldon gets his dream summer job at the local train museum. And Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken: Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without stabilisers before he goes to college, so he asks Missy to teach him. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson: Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. (S8 Ep25/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

Bonfire of the Manatees: Marge meets a handsome marine biologist (guest star Alec Baldwin). Will he woo her? Can Homer win her back? (S17 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Bull-E: Bart is picked on at the school dance, so Marge convinces Springfield's authorities to pass anti-bullying legislation. But then Homer is arrested for victimising Ned. (S26 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

The village tries to heal as Donny pushes for the truth and Grace remains determined to keep her name clear. Mercedes uncovers a haunting letter that brings her face-to-face with her past. [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

Singin' in the Lane: Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament. (S29 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - The Turnover Day: The crew band together in the wake of a serious event. When a deck hand has to leave the boat, the hierarchy on the exterior gets a shake-up. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates and more. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05

Dad-of-two Graeme, who's 33 and six foot five, is on his first date since he sadly lost his wife. Rock fan Anthony, who's 64, meets retired nurse and amateur magician Barbara. (S8 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10

On the box this time, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Dragons' Den, Three Families, Headspace: Guide to Sleep, Secret Crush, Lego Masters USA, This Morning and BBC News (holidays). (S17 Ep12) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and gives him an answer to his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:40 - 02:10

The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:10 - 02:40

Singin' in the Lane: Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament. (S29 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:40 - 03:10

Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:10 - 03:35

Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus-one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:35 - 04:00

Our Perfect Strangers: Erica, Barry and Adam aren't happy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise that he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17/23) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 04:00 - 04:25

The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook: Beverly and Adam appear on a mother-and-son cookery show on public access TV. Barry ruins his college letter of recommendation. (S6 Ep18/23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:25 - 05:15

Brand new series - The Turnover Day: The crew band together in the wake of a serious event. When a deck hand has to leave the boat, the hierarchy on the exterior gets a shake-up. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:15 - 06:05

Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5/10) [S,SL]

Wednesday 06:05 - 07:00

Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

Grace finds herself in a tense confrontation, and a shocking event at The Loft sets off a chain of blame, but who'll take the fall? [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55

The village tries to heal as Donny pushes for the truth and Grace remains determined to keep her name clear. Mercedes uncovers a haunting letter that brings her face-to-face with her past. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6/10) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7/10) [S,SL]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm... (S32 Ep1) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub: Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June. Sheldon works on a group project with reluctant college students. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

Pasadena: Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time. Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Old Man & the Tree: Jay takes Manny out to cut down a Christmas tree. Gloria is on edge with Mum in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. (S5 Ep10) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love: Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On: Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Sleeper: When Phil fails to stay home and wait for the repairman, he tells an elaborate lie to hide the truth from Claire, but the stress is more than he can take. (S5 Ep21) [S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Girl Who Slept Too Little: Lisa becomes plagued by nightmares when the council move the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house. (S17 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

Milhouse of Sand and Fog: Milhouse is annoyed when his parents get back together. Homer catches chicken pox. (S17 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

Mathlete's Feat: Groundskeeper Willie coaches Lisa and the school Mathlympics team for an important maths quiz. (S26 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

Buried trauma and dangerous secrets come to light, and a familiar face returns. Meanwhile, as Mercedes chooses to follow her heart, is it goodbye for another resident? [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Great Sexpectations: There's resentment when the deck team get a new leader. The interior struggles, while the chef and the chief stew get a blast from the past. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05

Is tai chi enthusiast John the yin to dominatrix Sherry's yang? And can karaoke crooner David help Jenni overcome her dating nerves by serenading her at the table? (S8 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:05

On the box this time, Tom Allen's Quizness, Mare of Easttown, Gregg Wallace's Big Weekend Away, Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, Dung Dynasty, and Running Wild with Bear Grylls. (S17 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:05 - 01:35

The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:35 - 02:05

The Explosion Implosion: Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:05 - 02:35

Treehouse of Horror X: Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons after Marge accidentally runs him down, and Bart and Lisa get zapped by radiation and become superheroes. (S11 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:35 - 03:05

The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:05 - 03:35

Halloween II: Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager of the previous year, as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:35 - 04:00

Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam's thrilled when he's asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly's worried about Pops gambling. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:00 - 04:30

This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:30 - 05:25

Brand new series - Great Sexpectations: There's resentment when the deck team get a new leader. The interior struggles, while the chef and the chief stew get a blast from the past. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:25 - 06:15

Mangia Mangia (Part 1): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis - in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3/10) [S,SL]

Thursday 06:15 - 07:00

Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:00 - 07:30

Larry's Wife: Phil seems to have found his niche in real estate - selling to recently divorced women. Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement. (S5 Ep3) [S]

Thursday 07:30 - 07:55

Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [S]

Thursday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8/10) [S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 10:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9/10) [S,SL]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell: Dr Sturgis is mad when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism. Mary finds a 'girl trophy' for Missy's baseball show. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector: When George Sr accidentally lands the school librarian in hospital, the Coopers have to nurse her. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

Under Pressure: The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire gets stressed out by all the pressure. Jay teaches Phil how to play truant. (S5 Ep12) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

Three Dinners: Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future, but Haley manages to turn the tables. (S5 Ep13) [S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper: College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned. Mary is mistaken for a student and invited to a party. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You: Sheldon's first day at college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

Message Received: Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly. (S5 Ep22) [S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

The Last Barfighter: A secret society of bartenders seek vengeance on Homer and his friends after Moe breaks their most sacred rule. (S32 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

Gone Boy: Bart falls into an old top-secret underground military installation in the woods. (S29 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series - Angel Nude Cake: The deck team suffer a mishap with the captain. The chef turns a guest into a work of art. And a shocking hookup ignites jealousy. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

The celebrities watch 127 Hours, Planet Earth II, Cape Fear, This Morning on public toilets, EastEnders, Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, and BBC News on beaches. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 00:05

Britain's top TV critics on: Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News on the US Open. (S18 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 01:10

Political activist Lettie knows a lot about politics but is clueless on love. Her date is Cambridge graduate Fred. And octogenarian Doreen meets author James. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]