Today 14:30 - 15:00
Thursdays with Abie: Grampa tells a journalist about his wartime service on a battleship. The story brings Grampa lots of attention, but his relationship with Homer suffers. (S21 Ep9/23) [AD,S]
30: E4+1
Thu May 21
Today 15:00 - 15:30
48 Hours: Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Sleeper: When Phil fails to stay home and wait for the repairman, he tells an elaborate lie to hide the truth from Claire, but the stress is more than he can take. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
The Dad Who Knew Too Little: Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa for a crime. (S14 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: To impress Bart, Homer builds a robot to fight in Robot Wars. But when his technical deficiencies prove too much, he dons a robot suit himself. (S15 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
Mr Plow: Homer impulsively buys a snow plough and sets up in business as Mr Plow. But when Barney declares himself the Plow King, their rivalry spirals out of control. (S4 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: One couple struggle to deal with a massive bombshell on their honeymoon in Panama. (S19 Ep4) [S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: Dating guru Anna Williamson sends Coleen Nolan out with a joker. And will there be splinters or sparks when Lucinda Light goes axe throwing with Damian? (S15 Ep14/20) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching Squid Game, Strictly Come Dancing, The Mating Game, Family Fortunes, Extreme Food Phobics, and The Hairy Bikers Go North. (S18 Ep4) [AD,S]
Fri May 22
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting times when the pickers got it spot on and chose their perfect date, including Gemma and James who found love. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:15
Will glamorous dental nurse Cece make DJ Collins' heart skip a beat? Science technician Ian has never been on a date. Can he find a spark with shy nursery nurse Stacie? (S9 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:15 - 03:20
Brand new series: Dating guru Anna Williamson sends Coleen Nolan out with a joker. And will there be splinters or sparks when Lucinda Light goes axe throwing with Damian? (S15 Ep14/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:20 - 04:10
Brand new series: One couple struggle to deal with a massive bombshell on their honeymoon in Panama. (S19 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 04:10 - 04:35
The Great Wife Hope: The male citizens of Springfield become obsessed with the brutal sport of Ultimate Punching, and Marge ends up getting challenged to step into the ring... (S21 Ep3/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:35 - 05:00
Treehouse of Horror XX: Bart and Lisa seek revenge on their teachers. Krusty's latest snack turns Springfield's citizens into zombies. Moe's beer is tainted with Homer's blood. (S21 Ep4/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:00 - 05:25
Bev to the Future: When Adam takes Beverly to her high school reunion, he tries to prevent a reality where she winds up with the wrong man. (S10 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:25 - 05:50
The Circle of Driving: First episode of the US comedy about 11-year-old Adam documenting his life in 1980s suburbia with his parents' video camera. Barry wants driving lessons. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:50 - 07:00
The One with the Wight Wedding: Groom Liam wants a wedding day that celebrates his homeland, the Isle of Wight. Bride Kandi wants a more standard day. Will it be all-white or go all wrong? [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30
Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55
Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
In Newcastle, there's wine snobbery, a fairy-tale feast and a Moroccan menu based solely on one couple's love of hummus! [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
Michon's: Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11) [S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: One couple struggle to deal with a massive bombshell on their honeymoon in Panama. (S19 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
Simpson Tide: Homer, Barney and Moe become trapped in a nuclear submarine in a combat situation. Then Homer accidentally ejects the captain (guest star Rod Steiger). (S9 Ep19/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
The Trouble with Trillions: Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. (S9 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Once Upon a Time in Springfield: Krusty gets a beautiful new co-star (guest voice Anne Hathaway). Mr Burns withdraws the staff's free doughnuts at the nuclear power plant. (S21 Ep10/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes that the owner is the prime suspect. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Thanksgiving: Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for her colleagues, but it risks becoming a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Message Received: Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
The Wedding, Part 2: Wedding day chaos continues as the party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start getting testy, and Mitchell and Cameron become discouraged. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
The Long Honeymoon: Summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house with Alex away and the family getting along. But when Alex returns home, the atmosphere immediately changes. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
Mr Spritz Goes to Washington: Krusty wreaks havoc on the political system after the Simpsons help him to get elected. (S14 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
C.E.D'oh: Mr Burns signs the nuclear power plant over to Homer after Homer goes on a course and takes advantage of the fact that Burns has a canary named as its legal owner. (S14 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky: Lisa petitions Mayor Quimby to end Springfield's light pollution problem, which leads to unexpected problems... (S14 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. (S15 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
Lisa's First Word: The family try to get Maggie to say her first word. But Homer's glad that she hasn't spoken yet, because all Lisa and Bart do is talk back to him. (S4 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: The honeymoons are coming to an end, and normal life is looming. And that's really quite daunting for some of the less lovey-dovey couples. (S19 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: PK Humble needs no encouragement to get his flirt on but gets more than he bargained for. And there's unfiltered feedback from dates old and new. (S15 Ep15/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 01:35
(2013) All-American action thriller starring Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx. A Capitol police officer steps up to protect the President when the White House is compromised. [AD,S]
Sat May 23
Saturday 01:35 - 02:40
Tracy's been single for three years; can the revealing dating show find her a man? Phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants women to see the real him. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:40 - 03:35
Brand new series: PK Humble needs no encouragement to get his flirt on but gets more than he bargained for. And there's unfiltered feedback from dates old and new. (S15 Ep15/20) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:35 - 04:30
Brand new series: The honeymoons are coming to an end, and normal life is looming. And that's really quite daunting for some of the less lovey-dovey couples. (S19 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 04:30 - 04:55
Daddy Daughter Day: A day out with Erica at the roller-skating rink leaves Murray wishing that he hadn't asked his daughter to confide in him about her life. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:55 - 05:15
Mini Murray: Barry wants money to buy an expensive new pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture shop so he can earn it. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:15 - 05:45
Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes that the owner is the prime suspect. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:45 - 07:00
Laid-back Liam plans to wow his bride with a wintry white wedding. But 2000 miles away in Portugal, bride-to-be Georgia is dreaming of sun, sand and sangria. [S]
Saturday 07:00 - 08:35
What's on the Box?: From SpongeBob to Baywatch, the six teams recreate an instantly recognisable scene from an iconic TV show. But who'll be a ratings flop? (S6 Ep7/12) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 08:35 - 08:40
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Saturday 08:40 - 09:50
Brand new series: On beautiful Borneo, the celebs get hands-on gutting fish and dive headfirst into a conservation mission. But saving the planet takes a toll on our eco warriors. (S7 Ep10) [S]
Saturday 09:50 - 10:50
Brand new series: Ten singles marry complete strangers in Austin, Texas. The first two couples say I do, but one newly-wed faces a shocking twist with their new family. (S19 Ep1) [S]
Saturday 10:50 - 11:50
Brand new series: Four more singles meet their matches at the altar. And it's not the first time some of them have said 'I do'. (S19 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 11:50 - 12:50
The Burger Kitchen (Part 1/2): In the first half of a two-part Nightmare, Gordon tries to save a burger joint in LA, run by a dysfunctional family in a state of constant conflict. (S5 Ep3) [S]
Saturday 12:50 - 13:50
The Burger Kitchen (Part 2/2): In the second half of a two-part Nightmare in LA, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4) [S]
Saturday 13:50 - 14:50
Luigi's: Gordon Ramsay travels to Orange County, Southern California, to try to save Italian restaurant Luigi's from disaster. (S5 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 14:50 - 15:50
Park's Edge: In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 15:50 - 16:20
The Wife Aquatic: The family visit Barnacle Bay, where Marge grew up, but discover that it's become run-down. Can Homer help to clean up the town? (S18 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:20 - 16:50
Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times: Homer's misguided revenge on Cletus combined with an untimely car breakdown leaves the Simpsons telling tales of revenge gone wrong. (S18 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:50 - 17:20
Little Big Girl: Lisa invents fragments of her family's history to impress her classmates, but feels guilty about lying. Bart thinks he's got a girl pregnant by kissing her. (S18 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:20 - 17:50
Rednecks and Broomsticks: Homer discovers that Cletus and his pals are making moonshine. Lisa gets to know three teenage Wiccans. Guest starring Neve Campbell. (S21 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:50 - 18:20
O Brother, Where Bart Thou?: Bart grows jealous of Lisa's relationship with Maggie and heads to an orphanage to find a baby brother. Guest starring Kim Cattrall. (S21 Ep8/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:20 - 18:50
Thursdays with Abie: Grampa tells a journalist about his wartime service on a battleship. The story brings Grampa lots of attention, but his relationship with Homer suffers. (S21 Ep9/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:50 - 19:20
Once Upon a Time in Springfield: Krusty gets a beautiful new co-star (guest voice Anne Hathaway). Mr Burns withdraws the staff's free doughnuts at the nuclear power plant. (S21 Ep10/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:20 - 19:50
Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:50 - 22:00
(2004) Sci-fi thriller with Will Smith. In 2035, a technophobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot. Can he keep an open mind? [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:00
On the Gogglebox this time: First Dates, Squid Game, Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection, Match Me Abroad, Building the Band and BBC News (bingo and Oasis). (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers have been watching Married at First Sight Australia, Pangolin: Kulu's Journey, The Honesty Box, Silence Is Golden and Good Luck To You, Leo Grande. (S25 Ep13) [AD,S]
Sun May 24
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Race Across the World, The Piano, I Kissed a Boy and Prue Leith's Cotswold Kitchen? (S25 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:10
Stu lost his sight 13 years ago; he hopes to meet a feisty redhead. Wrestler Lewis returns to the restaurant. His first visit was dramatic; will love run more smoothly with Lauren? (S9 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:15
Finding the right man has been a tall order for 6' 3" Nikki; how does 6' 4" Ross measure up? And is there a spark when laboratory engineer Daniel meets lingerie designer Lauren? (S9 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:15 - 04:10
The Goggleboxers have been watching Married at First Sight Australia, Pangolin: Kulu's Journey, The Honesty Box, Silence Is Golden and Good Luck To You, Leo Grande. (S25 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 04:10 - 05:10
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Race Across the World, The Piano, I Kissed a Boy and Prue Leith's Cotswold Kitchen? (S25 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 05:10 - 05:35
The Devil Wears Nada: Marge becomes famous when she poses for a racy charity calendar. Mr Burns promotes Carl to supervisor. (S21 Ep5/23) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:35 - 06:00
Game Changer: Mitchell decides to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in a neighbour's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Sunday 06:00 - 06:25
Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Sunday 06:25 - 07:00
Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:10
The Hutchinson family face a devastating reality. Beth extends an olive branch. Charlie falls on his sword, but not everyone's ready to forgive and forget. And Prince is smitten with Vicky. [AD,S]
Sunday 08:10 - 08:25
Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents a man pretending to be a walrus, an incredible downhill bike run and some computer keyboard hurling. [S]
Sunday 08:25 - 09:25
Brand new series: Wedding bells ring for the final couple, and all of the newly-weds jet off to Panama for their honeymoons - together... (S19 Ep3) [S]
Sunday 09:25 - 10:30
Brand new series: One couple struggle to deal with a massive bombshell on their honeymoon in Panama. (S19 Ep4) [S]
Sunday 10:30 - 10:55
Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie: While Homer and Marge are at parents' evening, Bart breaks the babysitter's teeth. So Homer vows never to let him see the Itchy and Scratchy film. (S4 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:55 - 11:30
Marge Gets a Job: When Marge gets a job at the power plant, Mr Burns falls in love with her and invites her over to dinner, complete with a kidnapped Tom Jones to serenade them. (S4 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:30 - 12:30
The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret... (S5 Ep7) [S]
Sunday 12:30 - 13:30
Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8) [S]
Sunday 13:30 - 14:30
El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9) [S]
Sunday 14:30 - 15:30
Michon's: Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11) [S]
Sunday 15:30 - 15:55
New Kid on the Block: When Homer gets kicked out of an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant for eating too much, he takes the owner to court. (S4 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:55 - 16:25
Mr Plow: Homer impulsively buys a snow plough and sets up in business as Mr Plow. But when Barney declares himself the Plow King, their rivalry spirals out of control. (S4 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:25 - 16:55
Lisa's First Word: The family try to get Maggie to say her first word. But Homer's glad that she hasn't spoken yet, because all Lisa and Bart do is talk back to him. (S4 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:55 - 17:25
I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: To impress Bart, Homer builds a robot to fight in Robot Wars. But when his technical deficiencies prove too much, he dons a robot suit himself. (S15 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:25 - 17:55
Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. (S15 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:55 - 18:25
The Star of the Backstage: Marge gets nostalgic about her days as stage manager of her high school play and reunites the cast for a re-run. They say you should never go back... (S33 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:25 - 18:55
Bart's in Jail!: When a phone scammer who's pretending to be Bart fools Grampa into giving away $10,000, it's Homer who's the real victim. According to Homer, anyway. (S33 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:55 - 19:25
Treehouse of Horror XXXII: Another Halloween helping of spooky tales, featuring some chilling takes on classic films including Parasite, Nightmare on Elm Street and, er, Bambi. (S33 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 19:25 - 19:55
The Wayz We Were: Evergreen Terrace becomes one giant traffic jam thanks to a new GPS app. Moe reunites with an old flame - and this time he's determined to not screw it up. (S33 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 19:55 - 21:00
Brand new series: Breakfast with Borneo's orangutans is a magical way to start the day, but our racers shouldn't hang around too long... Who'll secure a spot in the grand finale? (S7 Ep11) [S]
Sunday 21:00 - 23:00
(2022) Poignant road-trip comedy with Channing Tatum. A soldier with PTSD must escort a traumatised army canine to a comrade's funeral. Can man and dog save each other's lives? [AD,S]
Sunday 23:00 - 00:50
(2011) Naughty kids are one thing but a naughty teacher? Can titular educator Cameron Diaz win a big-bucks teaching competition... and buy surgical enhancements to seduce Justin Timberlake? [AD,S]
Mon May 25
Monday 00:50 - 01:55
On the box this time: Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored and Formula 1: Drive to Survive. (S19 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 01:55 - 02:55
On the box this time: Britain's Got Talent, One Night Stand, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof and Great British History Hunters. (S19 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:55 - 03:55
Sapphire hopes to find her ideal woman by stripping back the clothes. Kieron, who's been single for three years, chooses from six women in the Naked Attraction pods. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 03:55 - 04:50
On the box this time: Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored and Formula 1: Drive to Survive. (S19 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:50 - 05:15
Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 05:15 - 07:00
The Hutchinson family face a devastating reality. Beth extends an olive branch. Charlie falls on his sword, but not everyone's ready to forgive and forget. And Prince is smitten with Vicky. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
Charlie falls on his sword, but not everyone's ready to forgive and forget. Elsewhere, Misbah plays matchmaker, Frankie wants to do the right thing and Jenson supports Mercedes. [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Prince is smitten with Vicky, but does she feel the same? Warren makes a chilling discovery, and Nancy reaches breaking point. [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
In Durham, Steph and James serve gastropub grub, but can they avoid falling out? Gary and Amanda's pig joins their party. And on the final night, the guests discover Andy's reward chart! [S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12) [S,SL]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Spin a Yarn: Gordon tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant in California. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13) [S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: The honeymoons are coming to an end, and normal life is looming. And that's really quite daunting for some of the less lovey-dovey couples. (S19 Ep5) [S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
The Help: Jay and Manny aren't happy when Gloria hires a too-good-to-be-true male nanny. Frank's in town and feeling lonely, so Phil and Jay take him out to get his groove back. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
A Fair to Remember: The family go to the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Girly Edition: Lisa is made anchor of a children's news programme, but it's Bart's charisma that gets noticed, and the siblings start a battle - both on and off-air. (S9 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
Trash of the Titans: When Homer insults the bin men, they stop collecting his rubbish, so he challenges the sanitation commissioner to an election. Guest starring U2. (S9 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
King of the Hill: As part of an advertising campaign for a new apple-flavoured breakfast bar, Homer agrees to climb the Murderhorn, Springfield's tallest mountain. (S9 Ep23/25) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Lost Our Lisa: Lisa's museum visit plans are ruined when Bart glues novelty items to his face. So she decides to go alone on the bus, but ends up on the wrong side of town... (S9 Ep24/25) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Christmas: When Captain Holt gets death threats, Peralta must run his security. Santiago tries to take a precinct Christmas photo for Holt, but Diaz won't smile for the camera. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Pontiac Bandit: In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he's been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect who Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Marco Polo: The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mould. (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Won't You Be Our Neighbor: Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbours. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
Three Gays of the Condo: After realising that Marge only married him because she was pregnant with Bart, Homer moves out and ends up sharing an apartment with two gay men. (S14 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Mercedes sees a side to Jenson that she doesn't like, and Myra finds a hidden camera in the house... Elsewhere, things look up for one family, while panic sets in for another. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
Homer's Triple Bypass: Homer has a heart attack while he's watching TV. The hospital says he needs a bypass, but Homer can't afford it. Of course, there's always Dr Nick... (S4 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: The newly-weds are brought back to earth with a bump when they move in together and start facing the challenges - and arguments - of regular married life. (S19 Ep6) [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: After an eventful mixer, Gabby and Joel discuss whether they can see a future together. And it's an emotional day for Stephen as he opens up to the agents. (S15 Ep16/20) [AD,S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
On the Box: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Sex, Love & Goop, Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, The Cube, Celebrity Ghost Trip and This Morning. (S18 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tue May 26
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10
Rebecca's tired of guys with bad boy images breaking her heart. Dan thinks the only thing missing in his life's the love of a good man. Can they find love the Naked Attraction way? (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:10 - 02:15
Painter and lawyer Josh courts student and waiter Sophia. Leslie and Babs bond over their mutual admiration for Michelle Obama. Property developer Amanda meets sales exec Brad. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 02:15 - 03:15
Brand new series: After an eventful mixer, Gabby and Joel discuss whether they can see a future together. And it's an emotional day for Stephen as he opens up to the agents. (S15 Ep16/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:15 - 04:10
Brand new series: The newly-weds are brought back to earth with a bump when they move in together and start facing the challenges - and arguments - of regular married life. (S19 Ep6) [S]
Tuesday 04:10 - 05:00
Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12) [S,SL]
Tuesday 05:00 - 05:25
Why're You Hitting Yourself?: Determined to get Pops to settle down, Beverly plays matchmaker for her father and pairs him up with a woman called Sophia. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:25 - 05:50
The Ring: Beverly is furious when she discovers that her engagement ring is the same one that Murray gave to his former fiancée. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:50 - 07:00
Couples from Don't Tell the Bride look back on their unconventional big days. In this episode, Ellis and Luke remember their rave-themed wedding. (Ep1) [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Prince is smitten with Vicky, but does she feel the same? Warren makes a chilling discovery, and Nancy reaches breaking point. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Mercedes sees a side to Jenson that she doesn't like, and Myra finds a hidden camera in the house... Elsewhere, things look up for one family, while panic sets in for another. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
In South Wales, Rachael and Nick cook dishes they've never made before, Ameel shows off his powers of memory recall, and Angela bosses Jeff around as they prepare their no-nonsense menu. [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10) [S,SL]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14) [S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: The newly-weds are brought back to earth with a bump when they move in together and start facing the challenges - and arguments - of regular married life. (S19 Ep6) [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Old Man & the Tree: Jay takes Manny out to cut down a Christmas tree. Gloria is on edge with Mum in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Natural Born Kissers: Homer and Marge spice up their love life by snuggling in public places, including a barn and the crazy golf course. But then they lose their clothes... (S9 Ep25/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Treehouse of Horror XIII: Homer's cloning hammock spirals out of control, and Lisa's meddling leaves Springfield vulnerable to zombie attack. (S14 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation: Homer goes to a rock 'n' roll camp. When it's time to leave, he just wants to keep rockin' with Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Lenny Kravitz. (S14 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart and Lisa end up in the same class when Bart's held back a year and Lisa is moved up one. (S14 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
The Bet: Peralta and Santiago's ongoing bet about who can make the most arrests comes to an awkward conclusion. Boyle gets a medal after he's shot in the line of duty. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Ebony Falcon: Sergeant Jeffords returns to the field and goes undercover at a gym with Peralta and Boyle to investigate steroid-trafficking. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
AwesomeLand: Even though Claire usually plans Halloween, she lets Phil take over, and - instead of her usual fright-fest theme - he turns the house into AwesomeLand. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Queer Eyes, Full Hearts: Phil and Claire don't know if they should be happy that Haley and Andy are spending time together. They soon find out that things are not as they appear. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Three Turkeys: Phil is cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year with Luke as his sous chef. But Claire has no confidence in them and prepares a secret turkey of her own as backup. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Strangers in the Night: When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry that they've put too much pressure on her and that she's made up an imaginary boyfriend. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
The police give the Osbornes some worrying news. Two residents decide to move forward together. And when Warren steps in to help Mercedes, will sparks re-ignite? [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
Marge vs the Monorail: When Springfield decides to install a monorail system, Homer is employed as the conductor. There's just one problem: he has no idea what he's doing. (S4 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: After an explosive meeting with an expert, one couple are left to pick up the pieces of their relationship. But is another pair's marriage already beyond fixing? (S19 Ep7) [S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: PK Humble gets himself in trouble with the agents before going on a date. Stephen meets Claira for a make-or-break chat. Will Lucinda feel flutters with Oli? (S15 Ep17/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
On the box this time: Hunted, Bake Off: The Professionals, Made in Chelsea, Love in the Jungle, Top of the Pops '92, and BBC News on Partygate photos incriminating Boris Johnson. (S19 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wed May 27
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:15
TV's most daring dating show. Pansexual Izzy is open to all genders. Dom's looking for a woman who isn't put off by his posh boy charm. (S2 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:15 - 02:15
Business development manager Emily and part-time model Matt look like a good match, until talk turns to aliens... And 73-year-old Michael's roaming eye gets him into trouble. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:15
Brand new series: PK Humble gets himself in trouble with the agents before going on a date. Stephen meets Claira for a make-or-break chat. Will Lucinda feel flutters with Oli? (S15 Ep17/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:15 - 04:10
Brand new series: After an explosive meeting with an expert, one couple are left to pick up the pieces of their relationship. But is another pair's marriage already beyond fixing? (S19 Ep7) [S]
Wednesday 04:10 - 04:55
Spin a Yarn: Gordon tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant in California. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13) [S,SL]
Wednesday 04:55 - 05:20
Who Are You Going to Telephone?: Adam abandons Pops at Halloween to go trick-or-treating with a group of cool new friends who are really up to no good. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:20 - 05:45
Call Me When You Get There: Barry's thrilled about the freedom that comes with his new driver's licence, until Beverly lays down her 10 unbreakable rules of the road. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:45 - 07:00
Bride and groom Liam and Lynn remember their out of this world alien autopsy wedding, with some help from the best man and one of the bridesmaids. (Ep2) [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Mercedes sees a side to Jenson that she doesn't like, and Myra finds a hidden camera in the house... Elsewhere, things look up for one family, while panic sets in for another. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
The police give the Osbornes some worrying news. Two residents decide to move forward together. And when Warren steps in to help Mercedes, will sparks re-ignite? [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
In Swansea and Bridgend, the competition includes terrible table manners and tactless banter, chicken lettuce boats, kitchen chaos - and a final showdown at the dinner table. [S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15) [S,SL]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16) [S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: After an explosive meeting with an expert, one couple are left to pick up the pieces of their relationship. But is another pair's marriage already beyond fixing? (S19 Ep7) [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Ispy: Claire and Phil decide to spy on Luke and Manny when they're hanging out with one of their more questionable friends. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
Large Marge: Marge accidentally gets breast implants. (S14 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
Helter Skelter: The Simpsons' house must be fumigated after a hockey player gives Lisa his termite-infested stick. The only place they can find to live is in a reality TV show. (S14 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Operation: Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Party: Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband, Kevin. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Haley's 21st Birthday: The family take Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday. Can Claire convince Haley to see her as a friend, rather than as her uptight mum? (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Day We Almost Died: A near miss from a crash leaves everyone in the car either on edge or adopting a new 'live for the moment' mentality. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Big Guns: Claire's fury about the ugly boat on neighbours Ronnie and Amber's front lawn soon develops into all-out war. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Rash Decisions: Phil feels the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and Andy - who's been hanging around a lot as Phil's apprentice - steps in as his new right-hand man. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger Simon. But it turns out Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Treehouse of Horror XIX: Halloween special. Homer comes up against a murderous rigged voting machine. Lisa's Malibu Stacy car and a vengeful giant pumpkin get a bit deadly too. (S20 Ep4/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Tony tries to find the words for Diane's eulogy. Dodger and Theresa take their relationship to the next level. And a resident makes a discovery that stops them in their tracks. [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Selma's Choice: After Homer gets sick from a giant sandwich he's been eating for months, Selma steps in to take the kids to a new alcohol-based theme park. (S4 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: The couples 'celebrate' their one-month anniversaries, and some of them can't quite believe it's only been one month and not an eternity... (S9 Ep8) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: As the finale approaches, David and Coleen head to the farm with their dates, while Lucinda decides who meets her emotional and physical desires. (S15 Ep18/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05
Student Leah's on her first ever date. Cheeky welder Daniel and student midwife Emily bond over their shared passion for romcoms. Pilot Antonia meets rugby player Pete. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thu May 28
Thursday 00:05 - 01:05
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly, Corrie, Antiques Roadshow, Frozen Planet II, Kings of Pain, Help! My House Is Haunted, and ITV News on Kwasi Kwarteng's disastrous mini-budget. (S20 Ep4) [S]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:10
Can two singletons find love based on naked attraction alone? Student Marlie needs to stay away from bad boys, while Adam from Bradford craves a woman with no secrets. (S2 Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:10 - 03:10
Brand new series: As the finale approaches, David and Coleen head to the farm with their dates, while Lucinda decides who meets her emotional and physical desires. (S15 Ep18/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:10 - 04:10
Brand new series: The couples 'celebrate' their one-month anniversaries, and some of them can't quite believe it's only been one month and not an eternity... (S9 Ep8) [S]
Thursday 04:10 - 05:00
Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep10) [S,SL]
Thursday 05:00 - 05:25
The Kremps: Beverly bombards her reserved neighbours with invitations to a barbecue. Barry and Erica battle for control of the phone. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:25 - 05:50
Stop Arguing and Start Thanking: When Beverly invites Murray's unreliable brother Marvin to visit at Thanksgiving, she re-ignites their long-standing feud. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:50 - 07:00
High-flying groom Kev sits down with his bride Trish to remember one of the most turbulent weddings in Don't Tell the Bride history. (Ep3) [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
In Blackpool, ex-dancer Rowan and businessman John take on hard-to-please Holly and Ollie, and Sally and Joanne, who wear matching tie-dye, in a week featuring a belly-busting breakfast. [S]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S,SL]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Mill Street Bistro (Part 1/2): The owner of the Mill Street Bistro in Ohio claims to have the best menu between New York and LA. But the diners don't agree. (S6 Ep12) [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: The couples 'celebrate' their one-month anniversaries, and some of them can't quite believe it's only been one month and not an eternity... (S9 Ep8) [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The Dad Who Knew Too Little: Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa for a crime. (S14 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister: On Valentine's Day, Claire is worried that Phil may be more into her alter-ego Juliana than her. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Fight or Flight: After a reunion weekend with Phil's old buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first-class seat left on the flight home, leaving Phil in coach. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Connection Lost: Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Closet? You'll Love It!: Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Margical Mystery Tour: The Springfield Library doesn't have enough books to help with the kids' research papers, so Marge steps in with some anecdotes on historical figures. (S15 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Brother from the Same Planet: When Homer is late picking up Bart from a school football game, Bart gets a surrogate dad from an agency. (S4 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: A lie spirals into a gigantic conflict for one couple. And with revelations happening left, right and centre, all of the relationships change irreversibly. (S9 Ep9) [S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: David questions whether Anthony has doubts, PK attempts to show a different side to his character, and Stephen decides whether to see Claira again, or not. (S15 Ep19/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers watch the Queen's funeral, The Masked Dancer, Frozen Planet II, Bad Sisters, The Grand Tour: A Scandi Flick and Secret Crush. (S20 Ep3) [AD,S]
Fri May 29
Friday 00:05 - 01:05
Will sausage roll maker Joel's culinary creativity impress recipe developer Mimi? And how will model Laura react when she finds out what tall, dark Dan does for a living? (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]