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Today 02:05 - 03:10

TV presenter Hayley is love-shy when it comes to dating. Luca seeks 'a nice girl' to please his dad. Boarding school matron Sarah wants a non-conformist guy who's up for some fun. (S19 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Today 03:10 - 03:55

Dirty Laundry: The crew struggle to undock during wildfires. Aesha overhears something that make her doubt her team's lunch service abilities. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 03:55 - 04:45

This Boat's Not Big Enough for the Stew of Us: Captain Sandy raises safety concerns with her bosun and also has to intervene in a heated argument. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 04:45 - 05:30

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants that he helped - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro. Have the owners put his advice to good use? (S4 Ep10) [S,SL]

Today 05:30 - 05:55

A 100% True Ghost Story: After discovering The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Barry decides to throw a Halloween party for the ages - no matter what Erica says. (S7 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Today 05:55 - 06:20

WrestleMania: Murray buys WrestleMania tickets to spend time with Barry and Adam, only to find that the tickets are fakes and they can't get in. Guest starring Hulk Hogan. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 06:20 - 07:00

Angst-Giving: Pop-Pop and Uncle Marvin each find a way to disrupt Beverly's best-laid Thanksgiving plans. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 07:00 - 08:10

Sienna's getaway hits the brakes. Froggy wants to bring his family back together, but revelations shock Grace to her core. A grieving mum stirs up trouble. And a cat-and-mouse chase begins. [AD,S]

Today 08:10 - 08:25

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring exercise and pets. [S]

Today 08:55 - 09:55

Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S]

Today 09:55 - 10:55

Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]

Today 10:55 - 11:55

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants that he helped - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro. Have the owners put his advice to good use? (S4 Ep10) [S]

Today 11:55 - 13:30

In this compilation episode, the finalists bake Stone Age rock cakes, magnificent moments in history biscuits and best-ever birthday cakes. Who'll be crowned the winner? [AD,S]

Today 13:30 - 13:55

The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]

Today 13:55 - 14:25

The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Today 14:25 - 14:50

The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 14:50 - 15:25

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 15:25 - 15:50

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 15:50 - 17:55

(1990) Classic family comedy starring Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on holiday with them. Then two inept burglars turn up. Can our resourceful young hero outwit them? [AD,S]

Today 17:55 - 19:30

Brand new series - What's on the Box?: From SpongeBob to Baywatch, the six teams recreate an instantly recognisable scene from an iconic TV show. But who'll be a ratings flop? (S6 Ep7/12) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson: Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. (S8 Ep25/25) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

Brother's Little Helper: An experimental ADHD drug improves Bart's behaviour but makes him paranoid: is Major League Baseball using a satellite to read his thoughts? (S11 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 21:30

The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:30 - 22:00

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart is held back a year at school and Lisa is moved up into the same class as him. (S14 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:55

(2021) Tom Hardy returns as Marvel's gnarly antihero, to face a symbiote spawned from Venom's own blood living inside a serial killer who looks just like Woody Harrelson. Yikes. [AD,S]

Today 23:55 - 01:00

Jess and Ben explore a non-monogamous lifestyle in the hot tub with Olivia and Gage, where Jess faces a big fear. And Kirsty and Tom consider attending a huge orgy. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:00 - 02:05

This time the First Daters looking for love include an alpha female, a guy called Lion, an ambitious florist, and an extrovert former dancer who loves to speak French. (S20 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:05 - 03:10

Regret-Me-Knot: Captain Sandy gives the stews an ultimatum. A deckhand's song about their romantic dilemma is overheard. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:10 - 04:00

From Cloud Nine to Flatline: Aesha consoles Captain Sandy after a heartbreaking loss. A stew asks a deckhand out but regret soon follows. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:00 - 04:45

The Perfect Storm: A catastrophic storm exposes a major leak and brings chaos to the boat. The stews voice their frustrations over a deckhand. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:45 - 05:10

It's a Wonderful Life: When Beverly signs everyone up for a holiday family photo, Geoff is excited to join in - despite Erica's reservations. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:10 - 07:00

Sienna's getaway hits the brakes. Froggy wants to bring his family back together, but revelations shock Grace to her core. A grieving mum stirs up trouble. And a cat-and-mouse chase begins. [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30

The village hosts a flower competition, but beneath the petals and polish, dark secrets threaten to be uncovered... Meanwhile, a grieving mum stirs up trouble. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55

More secrets are revealed that shock Grace to her core, while a cat-and-mouse chase commences between a father and daughter. And a family prepare for their youngest child to start school. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00

Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

Sabotage: Peralta thinks someone's trying to sabotage his professional life, but Santiago and Diaz aren't convinced. Boyle joins Hitchcock and Scully to solve a case. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

AC/DC: Peralta injures himself chasing a suspect but won't take time off to recover. Holt and Diaz have an awkward dinner date with their significant others. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

Gone Boy: Bart falls into an old top-secret underground military installation in the woods. (S29 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater: Sheldon's unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects. So he runs for class president. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross: Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30

The Last Thanksgiving: Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they've split up - and they've definitely chosen a side. And Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner. (S11 Ep7) [S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

Tree's a Crowd: The Dunphy home is bursting when Dylan's hippie mum moves in and Claire's stepdad wants to visit. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny get over his breakup. (S11 Ep8) [S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

The Apology Insufficiency: Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to a lack of confidence, and vows to be self-assured around attractive women. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father visits, Leonard discovers that her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis: Amy realises that she has romantic feelings for Zack. Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

The Mattress: Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

The Girl Who Slept Too Little: Lisa becomes plagued by nightmares when the council move the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house. (S17 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

Milhouse of Sand and Fog: Milhouse is annoyed when his parents get back together. Homer catches chicken pox. (S17 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

Ahead of their plea hearing, Clare begs Grace to stick to the plan... Meanwhile, a distraction has devastating consequences for Frankie. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson: Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. (S8 Ep25/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00

Tory Jessie is far from conservative when it comes to talking about sex and politics. How will she get on with journalist Josh? Ex-roadie Winston meets glam gran Donna. (S16 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00

Brand new series: Liv, Kerry, Donna, Louis and Sam head off on a country getaway to date a whole host of new singles, putting both new and old connections to the test... (S14 Ep13/20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05

The shows this time include Ratched, Council House Britain, Family Fortunes, This Morning, First Dates, and BBC News on royal finances, students, and when the PM 'misspoke'. (S16 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05

This time the First Daters looking for love include an alpha female, a guy called Lion, an ambitious florist, and an extrovert former dancer who loves to speak French. (S20 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:05 - 01:35

The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:35 - 02:00

The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:00 - 02:35

Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:35 - 03:00

The Set Up: When the FBI takes over a high-profile case, Jake keeps digging. Amy and Rosa negotiate with O'Sullivan and the police union. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:00 - 03:25

Game of Boyles: Terry, Jake and Charles visit the Boyle Family Farm. Amy and Rosa help out Captain Holt. (S8 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:25 - 04:20

Brand new series: Liv, Kerry, Donna, Louis and Sam head off on a country getaway to date a whole host of new singles, putting both new and old connections to the test... (S14 Ep13/20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:20 - 05:15

The shows this time include Ratched, Council House Britain, Family Fortunes, This Morning, First Dates, and BBC News on royal finances, students, and when the PM 'misspoke'. (S16 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 05:15 - 05:40

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater: Sheldon's unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects. So he runs for class president. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:40 - 06:05

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross: Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:05 - 07:00

Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

More secrets are revealed that shock Grace to her core, while a cat-and-mouse chase commences between a father and daughter. And a family prepare for their youngest child to start school. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55

Ahead of their plea hearing, Clare begs Grace to stick to the plan... Meanwhile, a distraction has devastating consequences for Frankie. [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

Det. Dave Majors: Peralta is excited to work on a case with Dave Majors, the best detective in the NYPD, until Majors reveals that he plans to ask Santiago out. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Last Christmas: Cameron hopes to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell thinks he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer. (S11 Ep9) [S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Prescott: Alex's new company puts her up at a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it... (S11 Ep10) [S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Justice League Recombination: The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Bus Pants Utilization: Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Ava: Jeffords asks Peralta to take care of his pregnant wife when she drops by at the precinct while he and Diaz are out investigating a murder case. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

The Swedes: Santiago and Jeffords help Gina to prepare for an exam. Peralta and Diaz work with two Swedish detectives on an international jewel theft case. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

The Osbornes are in turmoil following a disappearance. Elsewhere, Froggy is determined to bring his family back together, but not everyone feels the same. [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Double-divorcee and 'hopeless romantic' Ian hopes it's third time lucky with Amy. Scientist Gerald meets 'free spirit' Lisa. And will nervous Danny regret his five pre-date pints? (S16 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

Brand new series: Things get heated between Liv and Louis, a double date doesn't quite go to plan, Jon gets mucky on a pottery date, and is love in the air for Kerry? (S14 Ep14/20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05

The shows this time include American Murder: The Family Next Door, Simply Nigella, Top Gear, The Yorkshire Vet, The Savoy, and BBC News on Trump and Covid. (S16 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10

Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:40 - 02:10

The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:10 - 02:40

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:40 - 03:10

Renewal: The squad work together on an important high-stakes case, while simultaneously preparing for Captain Holt and Kevin's wedding vow renewal. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:10 - 03:35

The Last Day (Part 1/2): The first part of the finale, where the squad take stock of their eight years together and look towards their future. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:35 - 04:30

Brand new series: Things get heated between Liv and Louis, a double date doesn't quite go to plan, Jon gets mucky on a pottery date, and is love in the air for Kerry? (S14 Ep14/20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:30 - 05:25

The shows this time include American Murder: The Family Next Door, Simply Nigella, Top Gear, The Yorkshire Vet, The Savoy, and BBC News on Trump and Covid. (S16 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 05:25 - 05:45

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:45 - 06:10

A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:10 - 07:00

Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

Ahead of their plea hearing, Clare begs Grace to stick to the plan... Meanwhile, a distraction has devastating consequences for Frankie. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55

The Osbornes are in turmoil following a disappearance. Elsewhere, Froggy is determined to bring his family back together, but not everyone feels the same. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon helps J Willy's in Indiana. He's got his work cut out: most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than ever before. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes chaos at the precinct. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes: After Dr Sturgis experiences severe stress, Mary worries that Sheldon is treading a similar path. Georgie makes a discovery. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12) [S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

Yippie Kayak: Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

Hostage Situation: Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

Man-on-a-mission Darren demands answers from Clare, but will he find himself in hot water? Misbah encourages Diane to visit a struggling Tony, but can she move past what he's done? [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

Brother's Little Helper: An experimental ADHD drug improves Bart's behaviour but makes him paranoid: is Major League Baseball using a satellite to read his thoughts? (S11 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Luxury car seller Sam likes his women 'fast and topless'. Is ex-teacher MJ open to Sam's kinky sex desires? Black belt Keira meets former footballer Max. (S16 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

Brand new series: Awks, sparks and brutal truths are on the menu at the last agency brunch. And tension mounts when Mark clashes with the agents and Sam tries to make amends. (S14 Ep15/20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05

Britain's sharpest armchair critics share their views on the biggest shows, including Britain's Got Talent, Made in Chelsea, First Dates and ITV News on one of Trump's rallies. (S16 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:05

Dan puts a broken engagement behind him on a date with personal trainer Jess, whose love life needs a workout. And Burnley carpet salesman Nathan bids to turn over a new leaf. (S19 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:05 - 01:35

The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:35 - 02:00

The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:00 - 02:35

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:35 - 03:05

The Last Day (Part 2/2): The second part of the last ever episode, where the squad continue their trip down memory lane in the only way they know how. Did somebody say 'heist'?! (S8 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:05 - 03:30

Return of the King: Peralta and Jeffords are drawn into Gina's complicated new life. Diaz has to deal with a hiking injury. And is Boyle's son a genius? (S6 Ep15/18) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:30 - 04:30

Brand new series: Awks, sparks and brutal truths are on the menu at the last agency brunch. And tension mounts when Mark clashes with the agents and Sam tries to make amends. (S14 Ep15/20) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:30 - 05:25

Britain's sharpest armchair critics share their views on the biggest shows, including Britain's Got Talent, Made in Chelsea, First Dates and ITV News on one of Trump's rallies. (S16 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 05:25 - 05:45

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes: After Dr Sturgis experiences severe stress, Mary worries that Sheldon is treading a similar path. Georgie makes a discovery. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:45 - 06:10

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:10 - 07:00

Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:00 - 07:30

White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:30 - 07:55

Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Fiesta Sunrise: Gordon visits Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, where a cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety. (S2 Ep9) [S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

The Funeral: Another personnel change at the precinct puts Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Meanwhile, Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

Boyle's Hunch: Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom: Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip: Sheldon must take a break from science when his new obsession with The Lord of the Rings leads to an unhealthy habit. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

Paris: The family head to Paris so that Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry. But his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, haunts him. (S11 Ep13) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15) [S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

9 Days: Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

The Cruise: Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer shares his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Beauty queen bricklayer Chloe seeks a girl with grand designs for the future. India wants a tall, dark, handsome guy. And financial investigator Sylthea gives her date a grilling. (S16 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

Brand new series: Kerry takes Paolo home... for a grilling! Louis dishes out some honest truths. Donna opens up to the agents. Can Mark hit the bullseye with new date Josie? (S14 Ep16/20) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 00:05

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch This Morning, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, The Yorkshire Vet, First Dates, and BBC News on Trump vs Biden. (S16 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 01:05

Will Natasha's quick wit give stand-up comedian Mani a run for his money? And is it game over for Nintendo geek Lewis when he reveals his extreme love of gaming to his date? (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 01:05 - 01:40

The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 01:40 - 02:05

The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 02:05 - 02:40

Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]

Friday 02:40 - 03:05

Rattlestar Ricklactica: While repairing a flat tyre in outer space, Morty suffers a potentially lethal snake bite that leads to a tricky encounter with a snake civilisation. (S4 Ep5/10) [AD,S]

Friday 03:05 - 03:20

[adult swim] Brand new series - Pilot Error: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). Get to grips with the thrills and chills of sexting in this episode. (S4 Ep14) [S]

Friday 03:20 - 03:35

[adult swim] Brand new series - Shop 'Til You Drop: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). The team go to the grocery store. (S4 Ep15) [S]

Friday 03:35 - 04:25

Brand new series: Kerry takes Paolo home... for a grilling! Louis dishes out some honest truths. Donna opens up to the agents. Can Mark hit the bullseye with new date Josie? (S14 Ep16/20) [AD,S]

Friday 04:25 - 05:20

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch This Morning, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, The Yorkshire Vet, First Dates, and BBC News on Trump vs Biden. (S16 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 05:20 - 05:45

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom: Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 05:45 - 06:05

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip: Sheldon must take a break from science when his new obsession with The Lord of the Rings leads to an unhealthy habit. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 06:05 - 07:00

Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Friday 07:30 - 07:55

Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Friday 07:55 - 08:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S,SL]

Friday 09:00 - 09:30

The Oolong Slayer: Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 09:30 - 10:00

Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned Amazing Detective Slash Genius. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

Bonfire of the Manatees: Marge meets a handsome marine biologist (guest star Alec Baldwin). Will he woo her? Can Homer win her back? (S17 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship: Dr Sturgis is discharged from hospital, but after returning home he unexpectedly ends his relationship with Meemaw. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm: A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw struggles after her break-up with Dr Sturgis. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

I'm Going to Miss This: When Mitchell struggles to let go of his old life, Gloria helps him say goodbye. And Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house. (S11 Ep16) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

Finale (Part 1/2): Mitchell and Cam settle on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out so they can take control of the house again. (S11 Ep17) [S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

The 9-8: Peralta is reunited with his old partner when the Nine-Nine have to host officers from the Nine-Eight precinct because of a flood. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart is held back a year at school and Lisa is moved up into the same class as him. (S14 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

On Valentine's, can Fred and co rustle up some love action for a wedding planner, an ex-politician and a West End actor who's seeking a first boyfriend? (S16 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 23:55

(2021) Tom Hardy returns as Marvel's gnarly antihero, to face a symbiote spawned from Venom's own blood living inside a serial killer who looks just like Woody Harrelson. Yikes. [AD,S]

Friday 23:55 - 01:00

Psychology student Alesia is tired of dating 'boys' and hopes to meet a real man in the buff. And after 200 dates all over the world, Louise is ready to meet her soulmate. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:00 - 02:00

In the Naked Attraction studio, former club rep Chris hopes to meet someone to settle down with. Technophobe Louise wants an old-fashioned gentleman to sweep her off her feet. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:00 - 02:30

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 02:30 - 03:00

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:00 - 03:25

Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:25 - 03:50

The Party: Manny and Luke babysit Lily so that Claire and Gloria can visit a spa and Phil and Mitch can go to the movies. (S7 Ep18) [S]

Saturday 03:50 - 04:15

The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:15 - 05:10

Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:10 - 05:35

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship: Dr Sturgis is discharged from hospital, but after returning home he unexpectedly ends his relationship with Meemaw. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:35 - 06:00

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm: A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw struggles after her break-up with Dr Sturgis. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:25

Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 06:25 - 07:00

The 9-8: Peralta is reunited with his old partner when the Nine-Nine have to host officers from the Nine-Eight precinct because of a flood. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:25

Pickleball: Under pressure to beef up his CV, Adam tries out for William Penn's pickleball team. Beverly's determined to give Murray an epic birthday bash. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:25 - 07:55

Game Night: When he connects with the most popular girl in school, Adam turns to the cool new guidance counsellor for advice. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:55 - 08:25

Geoff the Pleaser: Geoff struggles to balance demands from the Jenkintown Posse and Erica. Adam faces a crisis of confidence over his career path. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:25 - 08:55

The Preventa Mode: As Valentine's Day approaches, Barry is shocked when an attractive teaching assistant agrees to go out with him. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:55 - 09:25

Dave Kim's Party: With Dave Kim's parents out of town for the weekend, Adam decides to throw a giant party to impress Brea. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:25 - 10:40

Brand new series - What's on the Box?: From SpongeBob to Baywatch, the six teams recreate an instantly recognisable scene from an iconic TV show. But who'll be a ratings flop? (S6 Ep7/12) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 10:40 - 11:40

Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S]

Saturday 11:40 - 12:40

The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S]

Saturday 12:40 - 13:40

J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon helps J Willy's in Indiana. He's got his work cut out: most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S]

Saturday 13:40 - 14:10

The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:10 - 14:45

The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:45 - 15:10

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:10 - 15:45

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:45 - 16:15

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:15 - 18:30

(1990) Classic family comedy starring Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on holiday with them. Then two inept burglars turn up. Can our resourceful young hero outwit them? [AD,S]

Saturday 18:30 - 19:00

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:00 - 19:30

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:30 - 20:00

My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 21:30

The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:30 - 22:00

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:00

What do Britain's favourite famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, Celebrity Puzzling and Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection? (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:00 - 00:05

The Goggleboxers watch Welcome to Wrexham, Love & Death, Animals Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Puzzling with Lucy Worsley, BBC News (escaped prisoner), and My Mum, Your Dad. (S22 Ep2) [AD,S]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:05

On the 'Box this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Bake Off, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, and Ambulance. (S22 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 01:05 - 02:10

A pony groom who likes getting muddy meets a country boy with a 'bit of an edge'. And a 70-year-old joker has a date with a dance-loving 69-year-old who's into 'grinding'. (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]

Sunday 02:10 - 03:10

After a life-threatening illness, Georgina's back on the dating scene and looking for a rugged man. Kate seeks a Viking while Ashley wants a man who can make a deeper connection. (S22 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:10 - 04:05

Chef Woes and Cabin Blows: A potential disaster looms when a near-fatal dish is served. Interior challenges come to a head, with Aesha's team still in disarray. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]

Sunday 04:05 - 04:55

New Kid on the Dock: The arrival of a new stew brings mixed reactions from the crew. A deckhand is blindsided by bad news from home. Aesha's frustration peaks. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]

Sunday 04:55 - 05:45

Fourth Stew's a Charm: There's tension when the stew dynamic is shaken up even more. Two deckhands have a heated confrontation, and flirting widens the divide. (S9 Ep15) [AD,S]

Sunday 05:45 - 06:10

Pickleball: Under pressure to beef up his CV, Adam tries out for William Penn's pickleball team. Beverly's determined to give Murray an epic birthday bash. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Sunday 06:10 - 06:35

Game Night: When he connects with the most popular girl in school, Adam turns to the cool new guidance counsellor for advice. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Sunday 06:35 - 07:00

Geoff the Pleaser: Geoff struggles to balance demands from the Jenkintown Posse and Erica. Adam faces a crisis of confidence over his career path. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Sunday 07:00 - 08:05

Ahead of their plea hearing, Clare begs Grace to stick to the plan. A distraction has devastating consequences for Frankie, leaving the Osbornes in turmoil. And can Diane forgive Tony? [AD,S]

Sunday 08:05 - 09:05

Fiesta Sunrise: Gordon visits Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, where a cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety. (S2 Ep9) [S]

Sunday 09:05 - 10:00

Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S]

Sunday 10:00 - 10:30

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Sunday 10:30 - 11:00

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Sunday 11:00 - 11:30

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Sunday 11:30 - 12:00

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Sunday 12:00 - 12:30

The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Sunday 12:30 - 14:05

Bake Off is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on Cake Week, as they make fiddly fondant fancies and a Signature Swiss roll. Who'll be having their cake and eating it? (S16 Ep1/10) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 14:05 - 16:00

(2014) Part-animated action-comedy with Megan Fox. Can four six-foot, super-powered mutant turtles that were once journalist April O'Neil's pets save New York from the Foot Clan? [AD,S]

Sunday 16:00 - 18:20

(1992) Family comedy. Macaulay Culkin ends up in a swish New York hotel while his family are in Miami. But the burglars he defeated before (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) are back... [AD,S]

Sunday 18:20 - 19:35

Brand new series - New Olympic Sport: From jet pack hockey to cake launching, the teams build visual representations of wacky new sports for the Olympics. Who'll win Lego gold? (S6 Ep8/12) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:35 - 20:00

Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 21:30

Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger, Simon, and discovers that Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:30 - 22:00

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 22:00 - 00:25

(2020) Action-comedy starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Just when Marcus is planning to retire, a vengeful drug lord's son shoots Mike. Can our dynamic duo beat the cartel? [AD,S]

Monday 00:25 - 01:30

On the box this time: This Morning, Earth's Magical Kingdom and Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Plus The Mandalorian from Disney+ and the BBC's Prime Ministerial Statement. (S15 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]