Today 14:30 - 15:00
The Fat and the Furriest: Homer is a laughing stock when he's caught on tape running from a bear at the dump, so he hunts down the bear in an attempt to regain his dignity. (S15 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
30: E4+1
Fri Oct 09
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Double Dare: Adam and Emmy are excited when the producers of their favourite game show plan to hold auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Boys' Night: Jay's attempt to avoid a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's boys' night out. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
The Musical Man: Cameron relishes being interim music director at Luke and Manny's school, but takes on the upcoming spring musical with a little too much zest and passion. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Someone to Watch Over Lily: Mitchell and Cameron secretly weigh up who in the family could be suitable legal guardians for Lily if anything ever happened to them. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Mother's Day: Claire and Gloria want to spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids, but their bickering and complaining drive Claire mad, and she brings Gloria down with her. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
Fraudcast News: When Mr Burns is reported dead, all the media outlets say what they really think of him. But the announcement is premature, and Mr Burns takes revenge... (S15 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Every Man's Dream: Homer and Marge have a trial separation and embark on new relationships when Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy. (S27 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
'Cue Detective: A celebrity chef challenges Homer to a barbecue cook-off, but before the contest can take place, Homer's secret weapon - his prized new barbecue grill - is stolen. (S27 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Puffless: Patty and Selma try to quit smoking. But when Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer - much to Homer's dismay. Maggie befriends some animals. (S27 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a woman online. (S20 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
USPIS: Peralta and Boyle reluctantly join forces with Agent Jack Danger (Ed Helms), a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service, to catch a drug dealer. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 00:05
(2023) Tom Cruise returns as Ethan Hunt and jumps a motorbike off a mountain for real. There's some stuff about an all-powerful AI. But it's the thrills that we're here for! [AD,S]
Sat Oct 10
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
In the Naked Attraction studio, former club rep Chris hopes to meet someone to settle down with. Technophobe Louise wants an old-fashioned gentleman to sweep her off her feet. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:10
Two more hopeful singletons join Anna Richardson in the Naked Attraction studio, including martial arts instructor Ryan, who was born with cystic fibrosis. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:10
The Goggleboxers tune in to Eurovision, Beat the Chasers, The Queen's Platinum Jubilee Celebration, The Repair Shop, and horror film Drag Me to Hell. (S19 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:10 - 04:10
Will it be first love for inexperienced Ed and Purdey, and can Peter recover from an embarrassing faux pas? (S2 Ep2/8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:10 - 05:00
South Boulevard: Gordon visits a Korean-inspired restaurant in Little Rock, Arkansas. Owner Jermaine is $200,000 in debt and needs help turning things around. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:00 - 05:25
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly: A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time. (S20 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:25 - 05:50
Grand Theft Scooter: Beverly discovers a big secret in Florida. Erica's heroism overshadows Barry's exam results. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:50 - 06:15
Sunday Chow-Fun Day: With Adam's graduation approaching, Beverly faces a decision: should she stay on as the school's Quaker Warden? (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:15 - 07:00
USPIS: Peralta and Boyle reluctantly join forces with Agent Jack Danger (Ed Helms), a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service, to catch a drug dealer. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:05
Brand new series - Fresh Food People: From Captain Corn to Banana Boy, a new universe of superheroes assembles, as our 'pears' pit their nutritious victors against rotten villains. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 08:05 - 08:10
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Tomorrow 08:10 - 08:40
The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:40 - 09:40
The Caribbean Carnival One: Laid-back Daniel fancies a Caribbean street parade for his nuptials, while Sabrina dreams of a more traditional event. Will their big day be carnage or carnival? [S]
Tomorrow 09:40 - 10:40
Brand new series: Sam Prince and Maali's secret kissing continues, but at Maali's dinner party, their cover is blown... And Philip's commitment to Georgia is in doubt yet again. (S32 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 10:40 - 11:40
Peter's: Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1) [S]
Tomorrow 11:40 - 12:40
The Mixing Bowl: Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out-of-control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track? (S1 Ep2) [S]
Tomorrow 12:40 - 13:40
Seascape: Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt. (S1 Ep3) [S]
Tomorrow 13:40 - 14:40
The Secret Garden: Gordon Ramsay visits a romantic French restaurant in California, where temperamental chef Michel Bardavid's complicated cuisine is keeping the customers away. (S1 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 14:40 - 15:10
How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:10 - 15:40
No Loan Again, Naturally: When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord. (S20 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:40 - 16:10
Gone Maggie Gone: When Marge temporarily loses her sight, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa has to go undercover as a nun to find her. (S20 Ep13/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:10 - 16:40
In the Name of the Grandfather: Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time. (S20 Ep14/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:40 - 17:10
Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:10 - 17:40
Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:40 - 18:10
A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:10 - 18:40
The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:40 - 19:15
Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit... (S29 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:15 - 19:45
Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent, which Grampa tries to exploit. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:45 - 22:00
(2022) Going-for-gold action. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg compare abs as they scour the globe for an olde explorer's lost gold. The heat is on. The time is right. Only the best survive. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
The celebrities watch 127 Hours, Planet Earth II, Cape Fear, This Morning on public toilets, EastEnders, Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, and BBC News on beaches. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05
On the 'Box: Heartstopper, Strictly Come Dancing, The Dog House, Slow Horses, Nadiya's Cook Once Eat Twice, and Will & Ralf Should Know Better. (S24 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sun Oct 11
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
On the 'Box this time: Sweetpea, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Will You Marry Me?, Deal or No Deal, I Love a Mama's Boy, National Parks from Above, This Morning and ITV News. (S24 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:10
Series one favourite Rajan returns to the restaurant, hoping to be fourth time lucky. Will his chat-up lines impress Corinne, who has a history of meeting the wrong men? (S2 Ep3/8) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:10
Can metrosexual Jon find headstrong Mancunian Regan's soft side? Playboy Mostafa believes every girl would like to marry him. And heavy-metal fan Dan returns to the restaurant. (S2 Ep4/8) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:10 - 04:00
Back Alley Betrayal: Audrey performs a roast comedy routine. And it goes down like a lead balloon with one member of the group in particular... (S12 Ep11) [S]
Sunday 04:00 - 04:50
Pride and Joy: Audrey's stand-up routine has left Angelica reeling. So how better to deal with it than a confrontation? Chris plots a grand romantic gesture. (S12 Ep12) [S]
Sunday 04:50 - 05:40
Hot Potato Café: The Hot Potato Café in Philadelphia has never made a profit. When the chips are down, can Gordon help save the restaurant? (S3 Ep1) [S,SL]
Sunday 05:40 - 07:00
Flamangos: Gordon visits Flamangos in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2) [S,SL]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:05
James fears that he's being framed. Frankie jumps into action when Leah is found unconscious. Dodger has concerns about Gemma's involvement in Ste's disappearance. And a chase ensues... [AD,S]
Sunday 08:05 - 08:15
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Sunday 08:15 - 08:45
The Old Man & the Tree: Jay takes Manny out to cut down a Christmas tree. Gloria is on edge with Mum in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:45 - 09:10
And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:10 - 09:40
Under Pressure: The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire gets stressed out by all the pressure. Jay teaches Phil how to play truant. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:40 - 10:40
Lela's: In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster? (S1 Ep6) [S]
Sunday 10:40 - 11:40
Giuseppi's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track? (S2 Ep1) [S]
Sunday 11:40 - 12:40
Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6) [S]
Sunday 12:40 - 13:35
Brand new series - Lyla's Family Restaurant (Part 1/2): Owner Waleed's American dream has turned into a full-blown Nightmare, but he's still firmly in denial... (S10 Ep7) [S]
Sunday 13:35 - 15:10
In a Bake Off first, it's Audience Choice Week! The bakers face a mystery box and unleash their inner fashionistas with wearable bakes. Whose faux pas sees them saying au revoir? (S17 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 15:10 - 15:45
Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:45 - 16:10
Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:10 - 16:45
Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:45 - 17:10
Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:10 - 17:45
Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:45 - 18:10
Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a woman online. (S20 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:10 - 18:40
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly: A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time. (S20 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:40 - 19:50
Brand new series - Movie Magic: Hold on to your bricks! The five remaining teams race to the semi-final as they create Hollywood-worthy car scenes with hyper-realistic brick rides. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Sunday 19:50 - 22:00
(2021) Comedy action starring Ryan Reynolds. Guy lives in Free City. Free City isn't real. Nor is Guy. It's all a big online game. Can he take down the corrupt game publisher? [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 23:05
This time on the Box: Heartstopper, Made in Chelsea, The Circle, Bee Czar, Ramsay's Future Food Stars, and BBC News covering Keir Starmer's lockdown 'Beergate' controversy. (S19 Ep13) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:05 - 23:40
Field Trip: It's a new term at Rudge Park comprehensive: time for the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage... (S2 Ep1/6) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:40 - 00:10
Work Experience: Jay arranges work experience for himself and Simon at his dad's company, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage. (S2 Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Mon Oct 12
Monday 00:10 - 00:45
Will's Birthday: Will plans a suitably grown-up dinner to celebrate his birthday, but his event clashes with a far more popular party, leaving his friends with a dilemma. (S2 Ep3/6) [AD,S]
Monday 00:45 - 01:20
Night Out in London: Will decides that the lads should be 'the boys who go to clubs'. They head to the West End, meeting aggressive bouncers and angry bus passengers. (S2 Ep4/6) [AD,S]
Monday 01:20 - 02:20
Anna Richardson hosts the daring dating show as student Charles hopes to turn his disastrous love life around, while non-binary pansexual Lee is open to all genders. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 02:20 - 03:25
Can Kenny and his biceps 'James' and 'Andrew' sweep gym manager Claire off her feet? And will the stars align for former Countdown contestant Jonny and mystical Clare? (S2 Ep5/8) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 03:25 - 04:10
Reunion (Part 1/2): The gang get back together. And it's like they've never been away when Audrey and Angelica immediately clash. (S12 Ep13) [S]
Monday 04:10 - 04:55
Reunion (Part 2/2): The dramatic reunion concludes with bombshells galore, including Chris and Jason's real thoughts about their infamous video. (S12 Ep14) [S]
Monday 04:55 - 05:20
The Road Trip: Jake tries to do something nice for Amy when he invites her boyfriend Teddy along on a work trip. It's a shame Amy's about to dump him... (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 05:20 - 07:00
James fears that he's being framed. Frankie jumps into action when Leah is found unconscious. Dodger has concerns about Gemma's involvement in Ste's disappearance. And a chase ensues... [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
Dodger has concerns about Gemma's involvement in Ste's disappearance. Lucas flees the village. And a resident admits their true feelings. [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Imran refuses to leave Leah's bedside in the hospital. A chase ensues, with Donny and Dodger hot on a resident's tail. And someone is left feeling burnt. [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
In Cambridgeshire, big kids Wizz and Luke host a children's party-themed night, Diana and Mark do fine dining, and Ed and Steve serve an enormous trifle. Mmmm, trifle. [S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Sebastian's: Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around? (S1 Ep7) [S,SL]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Finn McCool's: Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate? (S1 Ep8) [S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Flamangos: Gordon visits Flamangos in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2) [S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
The Kiss: In honour of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay. And Claire becomes overbearing. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Earthquake: An earthquake traps Claire in the bathroom with the plumber. Manny has an existential crisis while he's out with Jay. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Today I Am a Clown: Homer is a huge success when he fills in for Krusty on TV. Guest starring Mr T and Jackie Mason. (S15 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
'Tis the Fifteenth Season: After seeing A Christmas Carol on TV, Homer realises he's been too selfish and decides to make amends, culminating in a 'nice-off' with Ned Flanders. (S15 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays: When a baby riot breaks out at a children's concert, the town's childless community form an anti-youth lobby. (S15 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: To impress Bart, Homer builds a robot to fight in Robot Wars. But when his technical deficiencies prove too much, he dons a robot suit himself. (S15 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Lainey Loves Lionel: Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Weird Al: Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Good Cop Bad Dog: Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day - Claire will be the fun-loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
See You Next Fall: The family gather at Jay's before heading to Alex's middle school graduation ceremony. While they're there, Jay tries to hide a Botox mishap from everyone. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
The One That Got Away: Jay wants a quiet birthday fishing on the lake, but the family think he wants a big celebration. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Dude Ranch: The family don their cowboy boots and hats and head to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, for some fun and adventure in the great outdoors. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
Friend with Benefit: When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father. (S27 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Lisa with an 'S': Homer loses a large sum of money playing poker with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, who takes Lisa under her wing and transforms her into a showbiz kid. (S27 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Halloween of Horror: Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party. (S27 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Paths of Glory: Lisa sets out to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. Bart convinces Marge and Homer that he has sociopathy. (S27 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Dee Dee's plan to meet her teacher after school goes awry. Dodger encourages Donny to face his problems head on. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
The Road Trip: Jake tries to do something nice for Amy when he invites her boyfriend Teddy along on a work trip. It's a shame Amy's about to dump him... (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Romcom fanatic Becky meets blue-eyed chef Leigh, but is he more interested in the Manchester United score than their date? (S12 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: Temps and Abi invite the gang to Dorset - and Temps has a surprise up his sleeve. Sam Prince kisses Maali and Zeyno in the same day, but will he be caught out? (S32 Ep5) [S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers tune in to Eurovision, Beat the Chasers, The Queen's Platinum Jubilee Celebration, The Repair Shop, and horror film Drag Me to Hell. (S19 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tue Oct 13
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10
Anna Richardson hosts the daring dating show as student Charles hopes to turn his disastrous love life around, while non-binary pansexual Lee is open to all genders. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:10 - 02:10
Will romance blossom between glam Rachel and unlucky-in-love Alan, as they discuss her experiences of living with OCD? And will Jess like Ross's cheesy jokes more than Regan did? (S2 Ep6/8) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 02:10 - 03:15
Brand new series: Temps and Abi invite the gang to Dorset - and Temps has a surprise up his sleeve. Sam Prince kisses Maali and Zeyno in the same day, but will he be caught out? (S32 Ep5) [S,SL]
Tuesday 03:15 - 04:00
Captain Jason helms the glorious Katina with an almost entirely new crew, sailing around the Seychelles. And it turns out two of the crew have long-standing beef. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:00 - 04:25
Halloween of Horror: Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party. (S27 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:25 - 04:50
Paths of Glory: Lisa sets out to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. Bart convinces Marge and Homer that he has sociopathy. (S27 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:50 - 05:15
Father Knows Worst: Marge finds a sauna in the basement but doesn't tell anyone about it. Homer decides to get more involved in the children's education. (S20 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:15 - 05:40
One Exquisite Evening with Madonna: When Erica and Geoff have to stay at the Goldberg house, Beverly senses tensions in their marriage. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:40 - 06:05
Adam Graduates!: Adam's excited about his approaching graduation day but Beverly's not coping well with the idea of an empty nest. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:05 - 07:00
Sebastian's: Gordon Ramsay visits Sebastian's, a pizzeria in Los Angeles. The customers are scarce and the debt is mounting. Can Gordon turn the restaurant's fortunes around? (S1 Ep7) [S,SL]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Imran refuses to leave Leah's bedside in the hospital. A chase ensues, with Donny and Dodger hot on a resident's tail. And someone is left feeling burnt. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Dee Dee's plan to meet her teacher after school goes awry. Dodger encourages Donny to face his problems head on. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
There's a budding bromance, a Bryan Adams tribute singer and some impromptu am dram performances, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party in Cheltenham. [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
The Olde Stone Mill: Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean can't get customers through the door. (S1 Ep9) [S,SL]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Giuseppi's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track? (S2 Ep1) [S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3) [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Halloween: Claire, who loves Halloween, ropes in the whole family to spookify the Dunphy house, but none of it goes quite to plan. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Chirp: Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick. Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. (S15 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Margical Mystery Tour: The Springfield Library doesn't have enough books to help with the kids' research papers, so Marge steps in with some anecdotes on historical figures. (S15 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore: Milhouse moves away from town, and Bart comes to realise just how much his pathetic friend means to him. (S15 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Smart and Smarter: Lisa searches for a new identity when she worries that her position as the clever Simpson is under threat from Maggie. (S15 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Dirty Dancing Dance: Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
When Good Kids Go Bad: Mitch and Cam break the happy news that they're hoping to adopt another child. But then they realise Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Phil on Wire: Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Door to Door: Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire campaigns for a stop sign at a busy junction. Phil and Luke try to create a viral video. Gloria searches for Stella. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Hit and Run: Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems, but they're both unreceptive. Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Barthood: Bart's coming-of-age story is told, chronicling his life from youth to adulthood. But his tense relationship with Homer and being overshadowed by Lisa shape him. (S27 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Girl Code: Marge posts a photo on social media that gets Homer fired, so he returns to his old job as a dish-washer in a Greek restaurant. Lisa creates an app. (S27 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles: Bart is smitten with his new teacher and tries to impress her. Homer buys a new type of milk that has a strange effect on Bart and Lisa. (S27 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Much Apu About Something: Apu loses his job when his shop is rebranded as a health food market aimed at a hip young crowd. Bart's latest prank has terrible consequences. (S27 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
Arguments erupt in the Hutchinson household. Gemma turns to her dad Donny for help. And Leah flees the hospital in search of answers. [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Neuroscientist and self-confessed geek Michael is yet to find someone with the right kind of chemistry. His date Hannah hopes that her dream man exists outside her romance novels. (S12 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
On the box this time: Hunted, Bake Off: The Professionals, Made in Chelsea, Love in the Jungle, Top of the Pops '92, and BBC News on Partygate photos incriminating Boris Johnson. (S19 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Starstruck, The Home Edit, Made in Chelsea, SAS, This Is Going to Hurt, Dynasties II, and Pam & Tommy. (S19 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wed Oct 14
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05
Zoe is struggling to find someone who shares her enthusiasm for the natural look. Derry is worried that his jet-set lifestyle is ruining his chances of finding love. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:05 - 02:10
DJ Terry Turbo returns. Has he changed his Jack-the-lad ways? Are Ben and Gary's dates more keen on each other? Model Rochelle's looking for love that's more than skin-deep. (S2 Ep7/8) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:10 - 03:10
On the box this time: Hunted, Bake Off: The Professionals, Made in Chelsea, Love in the Jungle, Top of the Pops '92, and BBC News on Partygate photos incriminating Boris Johnson. (S19 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:10 - 03:55
Chef Tzarina's new sous chef struggles with her unique leadership style. Captain Jason isn't happy with his bosun when the Katina nearly crashes. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:55 - 04:40
Finn McCool's: Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate? (S1 Ep8) [S,SL]
Wednesday 04:40 - 05:25
Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3) [S,SL]
Wednesday 05:25 - 05:50
Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:50 - 06:10
If You Build It: Following Murray's death, Adam, Barry and Erica all come home to be closer to Mum. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:10 - 06:35
That's a Schwartz Man: Adam is worried about how Beverly will handle him going off to college, so he tries to get a dream job right in their hometown. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:35 - 07:00
The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Dee Dee's plan to meet her teacher after school goes awry. Dodger encourages Donny to face his problems head on. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
Arguments erupt in the Hutchinson household. Gemma turns to her dad Donny for help. And Leah flees the hospital in search of answers. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
In Gloucestershire, a farmhouse feast competes with a Mexican menu and a Japanese theme, in a week featuring a bizarre breakdancing demo and proposal pressures. [S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6) [S,SL]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4) [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Dance Dance Revelation: Everyone gets in on the fun at Luke and Manny's first school dance. A trip to the mall with the boys becomes stressful for Jay and Phil. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
Slow Down Your Neighbors: Claire becomes a determined neighbourhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds through the streets. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner: The Simpsons find Marge's high school prom date Artie Ziff squatting in their loft, and he's planning to frame Homer... (S15 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
Co-Dependent's Day: The Simpsons go to California so that Bart and Lisa can tell the Cosmic Wars creator what they think of his latest film. (S15 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
Wandering Juvie: After Bart scams the town out of wedding presents, he is sent to juvenile detention. But he ends up on the run, chained to a female inmate. (S15 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
My Big Fat Geek Wedding: On the eve of their nuptials, Edna calls it all off with Principal Skinner. As Marge consoles Edna, she realises her own relationship isn't so great. (S15 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club, hoping to assemble a huge tape collection. Barry realises that Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school, but Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant, which really doesn't help at all. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Go Bullfrogs!: Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
After the Fire: The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbour's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay throws out his back. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Punkin Chunkin: When an old neighbourhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Express Christmas: The Pritchett clan decide to celebrate Christmas a little early so they split up to gather the holiday trappings as Mitchell, Alex and Lily hunt for a tree. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4: Professor Frink uses science to turn into a ladies' man. And medication makes Grampa and the Retirement Castle residents hallucinate. (S27 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Gal of Constant Sorrow: Bart and Lisa get to know a homeless folk singer. Homer's attempt at DIY traps the cat in the walls of the house, so he launches a rescue bid. (S27 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Lisa the Veterinarian: Lisa is inspired to become a vet and begins an internship at a local surgery. Marge gets a job as a crime scene cleaner but finds it traumatic. (S27 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Marge-ian Chronicles: When Lisa signs up to participate in the future colonisation of Mars, Marge's attempt to use reverse psychology to discourage her goes badly wrong. (S27 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Mercedes' birthday gets off to a rocky start. And a chase ensues when Imran finds Lucas in Chester, but things take a dangerous turn... [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
The dating hopefuls include a builder who's finally ready for a concrete relationship, a naked bike rider, a pair of gamers, and a man who's been married five times already... (S12 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series - Lyla's Family Restaurant (Part 2/2): Owner Waleed's hopes and dreams go up in flames when a fire breaks out at his restaurant's big relaunch. (S10 Ep8) [S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:00
The Goggleboxers watch the Queen's funeral, The Masked Dancer, Frozen Planet II, Bad Sisters, The Grand Tour: A Scandi Flick and Secret Crush. (S20 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thu Oct 15
Thursday 00:00 - 01:05
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly, Corrie, Antiques Roadshow, Frozen Planet II, Kings of Pain, Help! My House Is Haunted, and ITV News on Kwasi Kwarteng's disastrous mini-budget. (S20 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:05
Computer programmer Andrew has been single for 10 years. Will he click with old-fashioned romantic Sarah? And Kenny and his biceps 'James' and 'Andrew' return to the restaurant. (S2 Ep8/8) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:05 - 03:05
The Goggleboxers watch the Queen's funeral, The Masked Dancer, Frozen Planet II, Bad Sisters, The Grand Tour: A Scandi Flick and Secret Crush. (S20 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:05 - 03:50
Harry makes a move on Brianna. But just as sparks start to fly, he picks up an injury. Meanwhile, Anthony's so sick of Tzarina that he considers leaving the boat. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:50 - 04:15
Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:15 - 04:40
Jenkintown After Dark: Adam is disappointed by his life at home, so Beverly asks some unlikely friends to take him for a night out in Jenkintown. (10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:40 - 05:05
Man of the House: Erica's graduation is eclipsed by excitement about the new baby. Adam and Barry compete to be 'man of the house' in Murray's absence. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:05 - 05:25
Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:25 - 06:10
The Olde Stone Mill: Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been restored, but owner Dean can't get customers through the door. (S1 Ep9) [S,SL]
Thursday 06:10 - 07:00
Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4) [S,SL]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Three Dinners: Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future, but Haley manages to turn the tables. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
Ispy: Claire and Phil decide to spy on Luke and Manny when they're hanging out with one of their more questionable friends. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
In east Kent, there's a Welsh menu, hippy vibes and a battle of the curries, as outspoken Sean and Beth, Marcus and Miguel, and Geoff and Jill compete to host the best dinner party. [S]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S,SL]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5) [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
Bixby's Back: To avoid turning into that old boring couple, Phil and Claire decide to revisit their Clive and Juliana role-playing rendezvous from last Valentine's Day. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
Princess Party: The guest list for Lily's princess-themed birthday party gets a little out of hand when Mitchell decides to invite Mum, much to Claire's dismay. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
Catch 'Em if You Can: Homer and Marge abscond for a romantic weekend in Miami, so Bart and Lisa chase them across the country to ruin their holiday. (S15 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
Simple Simpson: Homer becomes masked vigilante the 'Pie Man' but gets an offer that tempts him away from his crime-fighting ways, which could be bad news for the Dalai Lama... (S15 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The Way We Weren't: Homer admits that Marge wasn't his first kiss. A flashback to Homer's youth reveals all about his first romantic clinch - and the reason they lost touch. (S15 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Bart-Mangled Banner: The family are arrested after Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Marge says on national television that all of Springfield hates America. (S15 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Dungeons & Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides that she wants to leave home to go to college. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Rush: When Barry insists that Beverly always favours Adam, she tries to make amends. Murray's not happy about Erica's new boyfriend, a fanatical music fan. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Lifetime Supply: After missing a call from the doctor, Phil contemplates the worst. Javier - Manny's biological father - turns up to take his son to the horse races. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Egg Drop: Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a real estate presentation. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Little Bo Bleep: The family help Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Me? Jealous?: Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad, that he doesn't notice when Claire thinks that Tad is being inappropriate with her. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Burns Cage: Homer makes it his mission to find romance for Smithers. Milhouse is jealous of Lisa's leading man when she's cast in the school production of Casablanca. (S27 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
How Lisa Got Her Marge Back: Marge takes Lisa on a city theatre trip to make up for a rough patch in their relationship. Bart teams up with Maggie to play practical jokes. (S27 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Fland Canyon: Homer tells Maggie a bedtime story about the Simpson and Flanders families getting stranded when they go on holiday together to the Grand Canyon. (S27 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
To Courier with Love: Homer makes a deal with a travel agent to transport a briefcase with secret contents to Paris in exchange for a cheap family holiday. (S27 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Coming to Homerica: When nearby Ogdenville's unemployed come to Springfield looking for jobs, Mayor Quimby shuts the town's borders and enlists private citizens to guard them. (S20 Ep21/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Beach House: The team are excited about visiting Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway, until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Can Italian restaurateur Giovanni, who's 61, out-charm Fred? Can Jason see past prison officer Tyrone's ADHD? And does barber Chris smell good enough for dental nurse Debbie? (S12 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
On the box this time: Bad Sisters, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, The Kardashians, Super/Natural, A Trip to Infinity, and the BBC News on Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget U-turn. (S20 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly Come Dancing, Our Dementia Choir Sings Again with Vicky McClure, My Possessed Pet, This Morning and The Ex-Wife. (S20 Ep6) [AD,S]
Fri Oct 16
Friday 00:05 - 01:05
Edinburgh musician Jamie is tired of groupies and flings, and is looking for a deeper connection. Jasmin from Bognor Regis has ME and needs acceptance from a new lover. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 01:05 - 02:10
Can Jayden hide his Don Juan ways from Isabel? Will estate agent John give Sarah, who's deaf, the butterflies in the stomach she's hoping for? (S3 Ep2/9) [AD,S]
Friday 02:10 - 03:10
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly, Corrie, Antiques Roadshow, Frozen Planet II, Kings of Pain, Help! My House Is Haunted, and ITV News on Kwasi Kwarteng's disastrous mini-budget. (S20 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 03:10 - 04:00
Chef Tzarina cracks under pressure. Harry's future on the Katina is in doubt as he struggles with an injury. And tensions flare when Marina asks Wihan on a date. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 04:00 - 04:45
Giuseppi's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track? (S2 Ep1) [S,SL]
Friday 04:45 - 05:40
PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5) [S,SL]
Friday 05:40 - 06:05
Uncle-ing: Erica asks Geoff to take her on a 'babymoon' to get her far away from Beverly. But then Erica's water breaks and she goes into labour... (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 06:05 - 06:30
DKNY: Adam visits Dave Kim at NYU to celebrate Halloween. Geoff's fear of Beverly taking over baby care duties turns into a jump-scare-filled comedic thriller. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 07:00
Beach House: The team are excited about visiting Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway, until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
Spring-a-Ding-Fling: Cameron oversees the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
In Kent, there's wild garlic from the local churchyard, a risky bonus ingredient, an uncanny resemblance, and a good old sing-song, as three couples put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S,SL]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
The Black Pearl: Struggling Manhattan seafood restaurant The Black Pearl is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. Once the best family-run restaurant in town, it's now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6) [S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Boys' Night: Jay's attempt to avoid a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's boys' night out. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
The Musical Man: Cameron relishes being interim music director at Luke and Manny's school, but takes on the upcoming spring musical with a little too much zest and passion. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
Fraudcast News: When Mr Burns is reported dead, all the media outlets say what they really think of him. But the announcement is premature, and Mr Burns takes revenge... (S15 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Every Man's Dream: Homer and Marge have a trial separation and embark on new relationships when Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy. (S27 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
'Cue Detective: A celebrity chef challenges Homer to a barbecue cook-off, but before the contest can take place, Homer's secret weapon - his prized new barbecue grill - is stolen. (S27 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
Puffless: Patty and Selma try to quit smoking. But when Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer - much to Homer's dismay. Maggie befriends some animals. (S27 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Smother's Day: Beverly's upset when Barry and Erica forget to buy her a Mother's Day present and make some last-minute 'Mom Coupons' instead. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Big Orange: Beverly and Lainey hatch a plan to destroy Barry's favourite shirt. Adam's distraught when Murray decides to tear down the family tree house. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Virgin Territory: It's a day of disturbing realisations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments. Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Send Out the Clowns: The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis. And Manny has a cool new friend. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Simprovised: Homer turns to improvisational comedy to bolster his public speaking. Marge decides to upgrade Bart's tumbledown treehouse, but he questions her building skills. (S27 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
Orange Is the New Yellow: Marge is arrested for neglect after letting Bart go to the park alone, but finds that prison gives her a break from the demands of family life. (S27 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Homer the Whopper: Homer is chosen to appear in a superhero movie and the film studio hires a celebrity trainer (guest star Seth Rogen) to help him develop a muscular physique. (S21 Ep1/23) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Bart Gets a 'Z': When Edna Krabappel confiscates her students' phones, Bart gets revenge by spiking her coffee with alcohol, and Principal Skinner fires her for being drunk. (S21 Ep2/23) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
Payback: The squad decide that it's high time for Peralta to pay them back all the money they've lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt reopen an arson case. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 23:10
(2021) Comedy action starring Ryan Reynolds. Guy lives in Free City. Free City isn't real. Nor is Guy. It's all a big online game. Can he take down the corrupt game publisher? [AD,S]
Friday 23:10 - 00:10
Millie has exhausted Cornwall's dating pool and hopes to finally wave goodbye to laid-back surfers. And will window cleaner Alex's date take a shine to his fit body? (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sat Oct 17
Saturday 00:10 - 01:15
Self-confessed 'dating disaster' Katie from Bristol wants to turn her luck around. Student James has a thing for heels and glitter, and hopes to meet an open-minded guy. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]