Today 02:50 - 03:35
Past the Boiling Point: Captain Glenn's sick of his crew not following the rules. And a heated confrontation between Gary and Chase reaches boiling point. (S5 Ep15/16) [AD,S]
Today 02:50 - 03:35
Past the Boiling Point: Captain Glenn's sick of his crew not following the rules. And a heated confrontation between Gary and Chase reaches boiling point. (S5 Ep15/16) [AD,S]
Today 03:35 - 04:00
Heart Broken: A Valentine's Day romp between Phil and Claire's alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, takes an unexpected turn that lands Claire in hospital. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 04:00 - 04:25
Best Men: Sal makes one of her notorious surprise drop-ins at Mitch and Cam's, but this time with big news - she's getting married. Cam and Mitch are the best men. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 04:25 - 04:45
The Wife Aquatic: The family visit Barnacle Bay, where Marge grew up, but discover that it's become run-down. Can Homer help to clean up the town? (S18 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Today 04:45 - 05:10
The Citation Negation: Sheldon and Amy get some devastating news. Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend Denise to teach her how to beat Howard at a video game. (S12 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 05:10 - 05:30
The VCR Illumination: Sheldon and Amy are still upset about their theory being disproven, but a video tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. (S12 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 05:30 - 05:55
The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 05:55 - 06:20
Dear Beloved Family: Gloria rushes Phil to hospital for emergency surgery when he experiences intense stomach pains. (S9 Ep12) [S]
Today 06:20 - 07:00
Welcome to the Wagon: Dave and Tina discover a common bond when they go to a concert together. (S2 Ep6) [S,W]
Today 07:00 - 07:30
Lake Life: Jay makes the family take their holiday on a houseboat to create memories that will last long after he's gone. And Mitchell runs into an old flame. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 07:30 - 07:55
The Long Goodbye: Phil and Claire realise that Alex is more self-sufficient in college than they thought. Manny is determined to avoid a tearful goodbye when he moves to college. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Today 08:00 - 09:00
Revisit 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S,SL]
Today 09:00 - 10:00
La Galleria 33 (Part 1/2): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1) [S,SL]
Today 10:00 - 10:30
Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Today 10:30 - 11:00
Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Today 11:00 - 11:30
The Clean Room Infiltration: Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games. Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 11:30 - 12:00
The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe that he helped launch. (S8 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 12:00 - 12:30
When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 12:30 - 13:00
Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 13:00 - 13:30
The Novelization Correlation: Amy appears on the Professor Proton show. Penny hates the idea that the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 13:30 - 14:00
The Neonatal Nomenclature: Bernadette's friends try various tactics to help her go into labour. (S11 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 14:00 - 14:30
The Athenaeum Allocation: Leonard jumps through hoops to secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Howard and Bernadette face a big decision. (S11 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 14:30 - 15:00
The Gates Excitation: The guys do everything in their power to meet Bill Gates when his firm has dealings with the pharmaceutical company Penny works for. (S11 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Valloweaster: It's heist time. The squad compete for the title of the greatest human/genius. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Ransom: Holt asks for Jake's help in a case that's exceptionally meaningful to him. Charles and Terry work together on a side business. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Confirmation Polarization: Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super-asymmetry theory is proved correct. Bernadette enjoys some big success at work. (S12 Ep13) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
The Meteorite Manifestation: Sheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette with some bureaucratic paperwork, until he realises that they're breaking the law. (S12 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
The Donation Oscillation: Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Rome-Old & Juli-eh: Homer stops paying for Grampa's retirement home, so he has to stay with the family instead. In a twist no one saw coming, Grampa ends up marrying Selma. (S18 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Homerazzi: Homer becomes a paparazzo to get money to pay for fire damage to the house. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed by his aggressive style and fight back. (S18 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
The Musk Who Fell to Earth: Elon Musk turns up in Springfield, befriends Homer and revolutionises the nuclear power plant - which costs Mr Burns dearly... (S26 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
Brand new series: Charlie Wernham hosts an East End night, in a portable kitchen, on the Hollyoaks set! Let's hope his seafood isn't damp squib! And who's won the week? (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 21:30
Treehouse of Horror VII: It's Halloween! Settle down for a night of Springfield spookiness. Bart finds his evil twin in the attic, and Lisa becomes God to a race of tiny people. (S8 Ep1/25) [AD,S]
Today 21:30 - 22:00
Treehouse of Horror XVI: The Homer-fied horror continues. Bart is replaced by a well-behaved robot. Homer takes part in a deadly TV show. Lisa turns into Albert Einstein. (S17 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 22:30
Treehouse of Horror XIX: The sinister Simpsons action continues. Homer encounters a murderous rigged voting machine. Lisa's toy car and a vengeful pumpkin get a bit deadly too. (S20 Ep4/21) [AD,S]
Today 22:30 - 23:00
Treehouse of Horror XXII: It's no trick - we're treating you to more scary Simpsons. Homer is paralysed by a spider, and Flanders is transformed into a cold-blooded vigilante. (S23 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 23:30
Treehouse of Horror XXV: The spine-chilling Springfieldian stories continue, with Bart and Lisa in an evil alternate universe, and Moe's terrifying Clockwork Orange-style gang. (S26 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Today 23:30 - 00:00
Treehouse of Horror XXVIII: Get your head out of the apple bobbing bucket and in front of E4, as the Simpsons become Halloween candy, and Maggie needs an exorcism. (S29 Ep4/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 00:00 - 01:55
(2020) Hushed-horror sequel with Emily Blunt and Cillian Murphy. Armed only with a hearing aid, can the family evade the vicious aliens with super-hearing, and find a community to live in? [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:55 - 02:25
Brand new series: Charlie Wernham hosts an East End night, in a portable kitchen, on the Hollyoaks set! Let's hope his seafood isn't damp squib! And who's won the week? (Ep5/5) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:25 - 02:55
Treehouse of Horror XXXI: The terror-themed trilogy includes the 2020 US election, Pixar and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse parodies, and Lisa's birthday. (S32 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:55 - 03:25
Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm... (S32 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:25 - 03:50
Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times: Homer's misguided revenge on Cletus combined with an untimely car breakdown leaves the Simpsons telling tales of revenge gone wrong. (S18 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:50 - 04:20
Treehouse of Horror VII: Bart finds his evil twin in the attic, Lisa becomes God to a race of tiny people, and Kang and Kodos assume the identities of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. (S8 Ep1/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:20 - 05:10
The Bitter End: The final night out goes as smoothly as you'd expect when things heat up as the crew say their final goodbyes. (S5 Ep16/16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:10 - 05:35
In Your Head: Luke goes missing after a night out. Can Manny, Phil and Gloria find him? Haley tries to land an interview with the creator of a big lifestyle website. (S9 Ep13) [S]
Tomorrow 05:35 - 06:00
Welcome to the Vow Renewal: The Johnsons decide to help Calvin and Tina have the wedding they missed out on the first time. (S2 Ep7) [S]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:25
Welcome to Bowling: Calvin and Dave team up for a chance at bowling championship glory. Gemma and Tina face off. (S2 Ep8) [S]
Tomorrow 06:25 - 07:00
Welcome to the Dealbreaker: Gemma sets a reluctant Malcolm up on a blind date with a teacher at her school. (S2 Ep9) [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:25
The Hunt for the Great Albino Pumpkin: Adam is tired of Halloween. Barry and Joanne meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:25 - 07:50
The Rose-Kissy Thing: Beverly encourages Principal Ball to establish a non-athlete Senior Night. Erica struggles to appoint a pre-wedding 'fun captain'. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:50 - 08:20
A Light Thanksgiving Nosh: Beverly feels threatened by Linda Schwartz's plan to host Thanksgiving. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:20 - 08:50
Tennis People: Great news! Adam's accepted into NYU. Terrible news: Brea has a place at a school far away. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:50 - 09:20
You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times: Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie to help him impress Joanne. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:20 - 10:20
Brand new series: Beks and Sam Prince get cosy in the Cotswolds, but have they crossed a line? Livvy's torn between Kit and Chuggs. Sam Vanderpump is rocked by life-changing news. (S30 Ep7) [S]
Tomorrow 10:20 - 11:25
Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10) [S]
Tomorrow 11:25 - 12:25
Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14) [S]
Tomorrow 12:25 - 12:55
The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:55 - 13:25
The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:25 - 13:50
The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:50 - 15:45
(2020) Madcap adventure-comedy video game adaptation with Jim Carrey and Ben Schwartz. Can nippy ring-chasing hedgehog Sonic escape the clutches of an evil, moustachioed scientist? [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:45 - 17:05
2021 Bake Off finalist Chigs, 2020's Lottie and Manon and 2018's Antony compete to become Star Baker, before seeing the New Year in with a Riverdance performance. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:05 - 17:35
The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:35 - 18:00
The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Little Big Girl: Lisa invents fragments of her family's history to impress her classmates, but feels guilty about lying. Bart thinks he's got a girl pregnant by kissing her. (S18 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
Springfield Up: Famous filmmaker Declan Desmond (voiced by Eric Idle) comes to Springfield to chronicle the lives of its residents for his series Growing Up Springfield. (S18 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
Yokel Chords: In a parody of The Sound of Music, Lisa tutors Cletus's seven children. But when Krusty spots their singing talent, he snaps them up for his circus. (S18 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30
Rome-Old & Juli-eh: Homer stops paying for Grampa's retirement home, so he has to stay with the family instead. In a twist no one saw coming, Grampa ends up marrying Selma. (S18 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00
Homerazzi: Homer becomes a paparazzo to get money to pay for fire damage to the house. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed by his aggressive style and fight back. (S18 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
The celebs watch Stranger Things, Love Island, Paul Hollywood Eats... Mexico, How to Build a Sex Room, Long Lost Family, Countdown and BBC News (a PM resignation). (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C, Hunted, One Day, Anton & Giovanni's Adventures in Spain, Married at First Sight Australia and more. (S23 Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Apprentice, Hunted, Corrie, The Underdog: Josh Must Win, Bridge of Lies, and the News on the Princess of Wales' cancer diagnosis. (S23 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:10 - 02:15
With his cover boy looks and cut-glass accent, Adam comes straight off the slopes at Verbier to meet 'ex-pat brat' Sophie. Can diamond in the rough Kevin charm glamazon Meguel? (S7 Ep13/17) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:15 - 03:20
Colin was born with a birth defect that resulted in a missing leg. With a shared sense of humour, he hits it off with phlebotomist Tracey, but will he reveal his disability? (S7 Ep14/17) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:20 - 03:45
The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:45 - 04:10
The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to make a speech at his old high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]
Sunday 04:10 - 05:05
Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15) [S,SL]
Sunday 05:05 - 05:55
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16) [S,SL]
Sunday 05:55 - 07:00
Revisit 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S,SL]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:05
As residents confront the fallout of an explosive week, guilt consumes Donny and tensions rise among the teens. There's an intruder alert at the hospital, and heartbreak in the mortuary. [AD,S]
Sunday 08:05 - 08:35
Brand new series: Nadine Mulkerrin, Anna Passey and Anya Lawrence join Kieron Richardson to unpack all the drama as Hollyoaks celebrates its 30th anniversary. (Ep5) [S]
Sunday 08:35 - 09:00
Brand new series: To mark 30 years of the iconic soap, five Hollyoaks stars compete for charity. Will McQueen matriarch Nicole Barber-Lane's tropical night be a slice of paradise? (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:00 - 09:35
Brand new series: Will Isabelle Smith's guests go crazy for her Mad Hatter's Tea Party? And how can you win the best Soap Newcomer Award again and again? (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:35 - 10:00
Brand new series: James Redmond - aka Rory Finnigan - hosts a Scouse-themed night. This isn't his first Come Dine with Me rodeo, but will he break a record and Finn-ish last, again? (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:35
Brand new series: Anya Lawrence - aka Vicky Grant - takes her guests to Greece with a mezze of mouthwatering munch and memories, and impresses with a legendary surprise guest! (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:35 - 11:05
Brand new series: Charlie Wernham hosts an East End night, in a portable kitchen, on the Hollyoaks set! Let's hope his seafood isn't damp squib! And who's won the week? (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:05 - 12:25
There's patisserie pandemonium as the semi-finalists make cream horns, glass domes and showstopping macarons. Who'll go through to the final? Whose glass dome sends them home? (S16 Ep9/10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 12:25 - 13:35
Brand new series: An unexpected arrival at the retreat leads to a showdown. And as a marital breakdown spirals, everyone's caught in the crossfire at an explosive dinner party. (S10 Ep23) [AD,S]
Sunday 13:35 - 15:15
Brand new series: It's Commitment Ceremony time and some couples reap the rewards from their time away. But for others, turmoil takes hold... is one marriage beyond repair? (S10 Ep24) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:15 - 16:40
Brand new series: It's time for spouse swapping and bed hopping! Absence makes one groom's heart grow especially fonder, but tests one relationship to the brink of destruction. (S10 Ep25) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:40 - 17:50
Brand new series: In the aftermath of partner swaps, the dinner party serves up romantic realisations for some but plummeting problems for others. Is this the end for one couple? (S10 Ep26) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:50 - 19:50
(2019) Animated spy comedy caper with the voice of Will Smith. The 'world's most awesome spy' gets framed and has to go undercover as a pigeon to prove his innocence. [S]
Sunday 19:50 - 21:05
Natalie Cassidy, Chris Bisson, Dean Gaffney, Shobna Gulati and Sheree Murphy take on three festive challenges. Who'll just about cobble something together, and who'll be Queen Vic-torious? [AD,S]
Sunday 21:05 - 21:35
Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:35 - 22:00
My Fare Lady: Fed up with the thankless task of chauffeuring her kids around, Marge begins working as a driver for a ride-sharing service. Homer runs Moe's bar for a night. (S26 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 22:00 - 23:30
Brand new series: Time to play happy families as Homestays get underway! Warm welcomes and straight-talking friends await, but a scandal threatens to blow one marriage apart. (S10 Ep27) [AD,S]
Sunday 23:30 - 00:00
Brand new series - Lucinda's joined by Russell Kane to debrief partner swaps, homestays and belly dancing. And bride Nelly chats about that 'for now' moment. (S3 Ep7) [S]
Monday 00:00 - 02:10
(2018) Unrestrained reboot of the franchise defined by a ruthless extraterrestrial killer whose name says it all... and it's had a DNA upgrade. All the better to kill you with, my dear. [AD,S]
Monday 02:10 - 03:35
Brand new series: Time to play happy families as Homestays get underway! Warm welcomes and straight-talking friends await, but a scandal threatens to blow one marriage apart. (S10 Ep27) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 03:35 - 04:00
Brand new series: To mark 30 years of the iconic soap, five Hollyoaks stars compete for charity. Will McQueen matriarch Nicole Barber-Lane's tropical night be a slice of paradise? (Ep1/5) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:00 - 04:25
Brand new series: Will Isabelle Smith's guests go crazy for her Mad Hatter's Tea Party? And how can you win the best Soap Newcomer Award again and again? (Ep2/5) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:25 - 04:50
Brand new series: James Redmond - aka Rory Finnigan - hosts a Scouse-themed night. This isn't his first Come Dine with Me rodeo, but will he break a record and Finn-ish last, again? (Ep3/5) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:50 - 05:15
Brand new series: Anya Lawrence - aka Vicky Grant - takes her guests to Greece with a mezze of mouthwatering munch and memories, and impresses with a legendary surprise guest! (Ep4/5) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 05:15 - 05:40
Brand new series: Charlie Wernham hosts an East End night, in a portable kitchen, on the Hollyoaks set! Let's hope his seafood isn't damp squib! And who's won the week? (Ep5/5) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 05:40 - 07:00
As residents confront the fallout of an explosive week, guilt consumes Donny and tensions rise among the teens. The hospital faces an intruder alert, and heartbreak follows in the mortuary. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
With the truth finally out, Donny's consumed by guilt and plans to flee Hollyoaks. Meanwhile, the teens return to the village, but worries and hidden secrets cause tensions... [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Billy Corkhill finds that Hollyoaks has much in common with Brookside Close. With the hospital on intruder alert, heartbreak follows in the mortuary, and a confession takes a shocking turn. [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 10:30
Brand new series: Time to play happy families as Homestays get underway! Warm welcomes and straight-talking friends await, but a scandal threatens to blow one marriage apart. (S10 Ep27) [AD,S]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
The Tenant Disassociation: Leonard competes with Sheldon to become president of the tenants' association. Howard and Raj find a drone in the back garden. (S11 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
The Reclusive Potential: A brilliant scientist invites Sheldon to his isolated cabin, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along for the trip. (S11 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Comet Polarization: Sheldon isn't pleased by the comic book shop's new-found popularity. Raj tries to take the credit for Penny's astronomical discovery. (S11 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
The Monetary Insufficiency: Sheldon goes to Las Vegas to try to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy shopping for a wedding dress. (S11 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Lights Out: The entire squad is on high alert when a massive blackout hits Brooklyn. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
The Good Ones: The eighth and final series. Amy returns from maternity leave and Jake and Rosa work a difficult case. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 18:30
Brand new series: Time to play happy families as Homestays get underway! Warm welcomes and straight-talking friends await, but a scandal threatens to blow one marriage apart. (S10 Ep27) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
The D & D Vortex: When the gang find out that Wil Wheaton is hosting a celebrity game of Dungeons & Dragons at his home, deception and betrayal take hold. (S12 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Marge Gamer: Marge gets hooked on an online fantasy game and discovers that Bart is the game's best - and most destructive - player. (S18 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
The Boys of Bummer: Just as the Springfield Isotopes are on the verge of winning their first Little League Championship, Bart makes a mistake that costs the team their title. (S18 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Donny's world is shattered by a shocking revelation. Leela offers kindness to another resident in the wake of the plane crash. And in hospital, a new mother continues to spiral. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
Brand new series - It's bite at first sight as culinary competitiveness meets marriage mayhem! Will Emma Barnes' wedding-inspired menu be a match made in heaven? (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Welcome to High Fashion: The stakes are high and the heels even higher in Tyra Banks' iconic reality series, as 32 wannabe models are whittled down to just 14. (S15 Ep1) [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:15
Brand new series: As Homestays continue, an emotional mum expresses unease, and friend feedback falls flat. And how will one bride cope with her family's commitment concerns? (S10 Ep28) [AD,S]
Monday 23:15 - 00:20
Brand new series: A furious Yas accuses Beks of betraying her with Sam Prince. Sparks re-ignite between Livvy and Chuggs. And can Demi and Jules build bridges for Jazz's sake? (S30 Ep8) [S]
Tuesday 00:20 - 01:25
Britain's top armchair critics have been watching Bridgerton, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Dynasties II, Starstruck, and ITV News (Will Smith). (S19 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:25 - 02:45
Brand new series: As Homestays continue, an emotional mum expresses unease, and friend feedback falls flat. And how will one bride cope with her family's commitment concerns? (S10 Ep28) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 02:45 - 03:15
Brand new series: It's bite at first sight in an iconic union, as culinary competitiveness meets marriage mayhem! Will Emma Barnes' wedding-inspired menu be a match made in heaven? (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:15 - 04:10
Brand new series: A furious Yas accuses Beks of betraying her with Sam Prince. Sparks re-ignite between Livvy and Chuggs. And can Demi and Jules build bridges for Jazz's sake? (S30 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:10 - 04:35
Goodnight, Grace: Everyone flies to Florida to join Phil after his mum's passing. Claire helps with Gracie's last wish for Frank, and the kids reflect on the gifts grandma left. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:35 - 05:00
Written in the Stars: Phil thinks that Gloria is upset with Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. (S9 Ep14) [S]
Tuesday 05:00 - 05:25
The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale (Olivia Colman). (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:25 - 05:50
The Conference Valuation: Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of Michael and Halley while they're away. (S12 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:50 - 06:15
The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:15 - 07:00
The Inspiration Deprivation: Amy has a meltdown when she feels the pressure of what it would mean for women everywhere if she were to win a Nobel Prize. (S12 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Billy Corkhill finds that Hollyoaks has much in common with Brookside Close. With the hospital on intruder alert, heartbreak follows in the mortuary, and a confession takes a shocking turn. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Donny's world is shattered by a shocking revelation. Leela offers kindness to another resident in the wake of the plane crash. And in hospital, a new mother continues to spiral. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:50
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S,SL]
Tuesday 08:50 - 10:10
Brand new series: As Homestays continue, an emotional mum expresses unease, and friend feedback falls flat. And how will one bride cope with her family's commitment concerns? (S10 Ep28) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:10 - 10:30
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope. [S]
Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00
Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Sibling Realignment: When Sheldon finds out that his mum won't come to his wedding unless he invites his brother Georgie, he and Leonard head to Texas. (S11 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Bow Tie Asymmetry: Everyone is focused on making sure that the arrangements for Amy and Sheldon's big day go according to plan - except the bride and groom. (S11 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Conjugal Configuration: Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground, while Penny and Leonard discover that they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents. (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Wedding Gift Wormhole: A stressed Sheldon and Amy struggle to work out what the 'perfect gift' is that Leonard and Penny gave them on their wedding day. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
The Lake House: The squad take Captain Holt up on an offer of a weekend getaway. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Blue Flu: Captain Holt and Amy manage an understaffed precinct while Jake and Charles investigate why so many cops have been taken ill there at the same time. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons' home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Uncut Femmes: It turns out that there's more to Chief Wiggum's wife than it seems. And Marge gets involved in a jewel heist. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 18:20
Brand new series: As Homestays continue, an emotional mum expresses unease, and friend feedback falls flat. And how will one bride cope with her family's commitment concerns? (S10 Ep28) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:20 - 18:30
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Decision Reverberation: Raj publishes a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Penny encourages Leonard to stand up for himself. (S12 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Crook and Ladder: When members of the Springfield fire department are injured, Homer, Moe, Apu and Skinner volunteer to be temporary firefighters. (S18 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot: After rescuing Homer from a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper is recruited as a police dog and is teamed up with grizzled veteran cop Lou. (S18 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
The villagers unite in grief as they say goodbye to Peri. Donny faces turmoil after his worlds collide, and families try to rebuild, but will life in Hollyoaks ever be the same again? [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
Brand new series - Kieran Chapman hopes to tickle his guests' fancy with a clown-themed carnival of delights. But is serving dessert with chopsticks a joke too far? (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Diane von Furstenberg: Iconic reality with Tyra Banks. The 14 models hit the runway - four storeys in the air! And a swimsuit shoot focuses on teen bullying. (S15 Ep2) [S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:30
Brand new series: At the final Commitment Ceremony, one bride faces up to some difficult truths, and the revelation of a scandal sends shockwaves through the group. (S10 Ep29) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:30 - 00:35
Visual glazing enhancer (window cleaner) Daniel bonds with Margot Robbie lookalike Lora over nostril waxing and raving, but is he over his ex? Fireman Mark fans Ellie's flame. (S7 Ep16/17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:35 - 01:40
Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:40 - 03:05
Brand new series: At the final Commitment Ceremony, one bride faces up to some difficult truths, and the revelation of a scandal sends shockwaves through the group. (S10 Ep29) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:05 - 03:35
Brand new series: Canny lad Kieran Chapman hopes to tickle his guests' fancy with a clown-themed carnival of delights. But is serving dessert with chopsticks a joke too far? (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:35 - 03:55
Marge Gamer: Marge gets hooked on an online fantasy game and discovers that Bart is the game's best - and most destructive - player. (S18 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:55 - 04:20
The Boys of Bummer: Just as the Springfield Isotopes are on the verge of winning their first Little League Championship, Bart makes a mistake that costs the team their title. (S18 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:20 - 04:40
The Plagiarism Schism: Barry Kripke finds proof that Dr Pemberton plagiarised his thesis in college. Should Sheldon and Amy turn in their rival? (S12 Ep21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:40 - 05:00
The Maternal Conclusion: Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:00 - 05:20
The Change Constant: Sheldon and Amy stay up late awaiting a phone call that could bring big news from the Nobel Committee: are their lives about to change? (S12 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:20 - 05:45
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [S]
Wednesday 05:45 - 06:10
Welcome to the Digital Divide: Calvin agrees to let Marty create a website to promote his garage. (S2 Ep10) [S]
Wednesday 06:10 - 06:35
Welcome to the Scooter: Tina tries to get into the Christmas spirit by reviving traditions from when Malcolm and Marty were kids. (S2 Ep11) [S]
Wednesday 06:35 - 07:00
Welcome to the Freeloader: Dave's patience is tested when Gemma's sister suddenly shows up with plans for an extended stay. (S2 Ep12) [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Donny's world is shattered by a shocking revelation. Leela offers kindness to another resident in the wake of the plane crash. And in hospital, a new mother continues to spiral. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
The villagers unite in grief as they say goodbye to Peri. Donny faces turmoil after his worlds collide, and families try to rebuild, but will life in Hollyoaks ever be the same again? [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:50
La Galleria 33 (Part 2/2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2) [S,SL]
Wednesday 08:50 - 10:10
Brand new series: At the final Commitment Ceremony, one bride faces up to some difficult truths, and the revelation of a scandal sends shockwaves through the group. (S10 Ep29) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:10 - 10:40
Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:40 - 11:10
The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:10 - 11:40
The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:40 - 12:05
The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:05 - 12:35
The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:35 - 13:00
The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Procreation Calculation: Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home to Howard and Bernadette's house. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family. (S12 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Tam Turbulence: When Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, Leonard tries to find out more. (S12 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Planetarium Collision: Sheldon accidentally sabotages Amy's career. Raj isn't keen when Howard's invited to host a show with him at the planetarium. (S12 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Imitation Perturbation: Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, so Sheldon gets revenge. Leonard is shocked that Penny can't recall their first kiss. (S12 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Balancing: Jake and Amy create a system to balance work and childcare. Rosa gets a new house guest. (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
PB&J: Jake and an old friend go for a ride, reminiscing about the old days. (S8 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Panic on the Streets of Springfield: Lisa develops an imaginary friendship with a morose British singer. Homer gets a powerful truck. (S32 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 18:30
Brand new series: At the final Commitment Ceremony, one bride faces up to some difficult truths, and the revelation of a scandal sends shockwaves through the group. (S10 Ep29) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Stockholm Syndrome: Howard and Bernadette go on a trip without their children, Leonard and Penny try to keep a secret, and Raj makes a new friend. (S12 Ep24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
24 Minutes: In a parody of the action series 24, Bart and Lisa must stop bullies releasing a stink bomb at school. (S18 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
You Kent Always Say What You Want: After spilling coffee on his lap, Kent Brockman swears on live TV and gets fired. So Kent and Lisa team up to broadcast inconvenient truths. (S18 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
With their families being torn apart, tensions rise between Darren and Diane. Gemma is pulled in all directions, but whose side will she choose? And Dodger receives some new evidence... [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Brand new series - Self-proclaimed icon Ella Morgan hosts a 'night of a thousand icons' with a decadent menu - that she's never cooked before! (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Patricia Field: Iconic reality with Tyra Banks. Makeovers are tainted by a shock twist before the models pose as fallen angels. With guest judge Patricia Field. (S15 Ep3) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:10
Brand new series: On their final dates, one couple discuss the long-distance dilemma... can it work? And an ill-chosen date venue sparks a rollercoaster of emotions for others. (S10 Ep30) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:10 - 00:10
On the box this time: Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Holidaying with Jane McDonald, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment and Peaky Blinders. (S19 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:10 - 01:15
Lee from Leigh meets the girl of his dreams but forgets her name. And in a First Dates first, a mum and son, Jane and Bobby, visit the restaurant together, each looking for love. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:15 - 02:25
Brand new series: On their final dates, one couple discuss the long-distance dilemma... can it work? And an ill-chosen date venue sparks a rollercoaster of emotions for others. (S10 Ep30) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 02:25 - 02:55
Brand new series - Self-proclaimed icon Ella Morgan hosts a 'night of a thousand icons' with a decadent menu - that she's never cooked before! (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:55 - 03:50
On the box this time: Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Holidaying with Jane McDonald, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment and Peaky Blinders. (S19 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:50 - 04:20
Crook and Ladder: When members of the Springfield fire department are injured, Homer, Moe, Apu and Skinner volunteer to be temporary firefighters. (S18 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:20 - 04:45
Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:45 - 05:10
The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:10 - 05:35
The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he plucks up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:35 - 06:00
Royal Visit: When Haley's astrophysicist boyfriend visits, Claire and Phil compete to prove who's smarter. Mitch and Cam go to a yoga retreat. (S9 Ep17) [S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:25
Welcome to the New Pastor: Tina spends time with the charming new minister who she helped choose for her church. (S2 Ep13) [S]
Thursday 06:25 - 07:00
Welcome to Trivia Night: Calvin and Dave get shown up by Gemma and Marty at trivia night, so they plot to redeem themselves. (S2 Ep14) [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Catch of the Day: Phil is convinced he's going to have a bad luck day after failing to complete his daily superstition. Mitch is certain that Cam is undermining him. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:50
Sex, Lies, and Kickball: Jay's best friend, Shorty, returns from Costa Rica and stays at the house so that they can reconnect. And Alex is ready to shed her good-girl image. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:50 - 08:50
Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3) [S,SL]
Thursday 08:50 - 10:00
Brand new series: On their final dates, one couple discuss the long-distance dilemma... can it work? And an ill-chosen date venue sparks a rollercoaster of emotions for others. (S10 Ep30) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The Grant Allocation Derivation: Leonard is made responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the garden playhouse into a hideaway to escape her family. (S12 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Citation Negation: Sheldon and Amy get some devastating news. Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend Denise to teach her how to beat Howard at a video game. (S12 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The VCR Illumination: Sheldon and Amy are still upset about their theory being disproven, but a video tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. (S12 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
The Set Up: The FBI take over a high-profile case but Jake keeps digging anyway. Amy and Rosa negotiate with O'Sullivan and the police union. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Game of Boyles: Terry, Jake and Charles visit the Boyle family farm. Amy and Rosa try to help Captain Holt with his personal life. (S8 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
The Last Barfighter: A secret society of bartenders seek vengeance on Homer and his friends after Moe breaks their most sacred rule. (S32 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:05
Brand new series: On their final dates, one couple discuss the long-distance dilemma... can it work? And an ill-chosen date venue sparks a rollercoaster of emotions for others. (S10 Ep30) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:05 - 18:35
The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, so Leonard has to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:35 - 19:00
The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard thinks he's been wasting his time on Penny, so he turns his attention to Leslie. Sheldon's uncomfortable with a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Kamp Krusty: Bart fakes his school report so that Homer will let him and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty. But the summer camp turns out to be a sweatshop and Bart leads an uprising... (S4 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
A Streetcar Named Marge: Homer's boorishness inspires Marge to give the performance of a lifetime in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. (S4 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Brand new series - Paul Liba hosts a sports-themed night with a riotous dessert, where everyone has to eat their pud while wearing boxing gloves. Will it pack a punch? (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Matthew Rolston: Iconic reality with Tyra Banks. In a stylish shoot with photographer Matthew Rolston, the models must channel their inner underwater goddess! (S15 Ep4) [S]
Thursday 22:00 - 00:00
As the Goggleboxers hang up their Christmas stockings, a bumper edition takes a merry look at the best of the series, from Strictly and MAFS to Rivals, The Piano and Asia. (S24 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 00:00 - 01:05
Comedian Vince, who usually only gets a Valentine's card from his mum, meets Brigitte Bardot lookalike Anna. Elaine's looking for a twinkle-toed gentleman. Does Steve have the right moves? [AD,S]
Friday 01:05 - 02:05
Self-professed 'crazy camel lady' Sandra is after a mature man to ride off into the sunset with. Pansexual erotic writer Toni-Ann dreams of being the heroine in her own sexy novel. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 02:05 - 02:35
Brand new series: Paul Liba hosts a sports-themed night with a riotous dessert, where everyone has to eat their pudding while wearing boxing gloves. Will his menu pack a punch? (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Friday 02:35 - 03:35
The Goggleboxers tune in to Bridgerton, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof, Made in Chelsea, and the news on Rishi Sunak and the Partygate scandal. (S19 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 03:35 - 03:55
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot: After rescuing Homer from a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper is recruited as a police dog and is teamed up with grizzled veteran cop Lou. (S18 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Friday 03:55 - 04:20
The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny's Halloween party puts Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 04:20 - 04:45
The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 04:45 - 05:10
Daddy Issues: Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge's resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny's real dad. Phil agonises over getting an anniversary gift for Claire. (S9 Ep18) [S]
Friday 05:10 - 05:35
Welcome to the Bad Review: Dave tries to help Calvin find out why his employees are quitting. (S2 Ep15) [S]
Friday 05:35 - 06:00
Welcome to the Hockey Game: Tina enjoys the perks that come with her 'stardom' when she's mistaken for an A-list celebrity. (S2 Ep16) [S]
Friday 06:00 - 06:25
Welcome to the Commercial: Calvin asks Dave, Tina and Marty to help him film a TV ad for his business. (S2 Ep17) [S]
Friday 06:25 - 07:00
Welcome to the Team: Grover joins Calvin's youth basketball team, and Tina and Marty confront a long-buried family secret. (S2 Ep18) [S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy: Phil and Claire want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one else seems to share their enthusiasm for it. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
Ten Years Later: Claire is determined to make up for her less-than-joyful mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their 10th-anniversary party. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon's in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4) [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5) [S,SL]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to make a speech at his old high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
My Hero: Mitch's ex Teddy, a very personable and successful doctor, invites the family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink, where they all run rings around each other. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Games People Play: Phil gets a new RV and has high hopes of going on a family road trip, but Claire decides to let him learn the hard way why it will likely be a terrible idea. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
The Confirmation Polarization: Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super-asymmetry theory is proved correct. Bernadette enjoys some big success at work. (S12 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The Meteorite Manifestation: Sheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette with some bureaucratic paperwork, until he realises that they're breaking the law. (S12 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
The Donation Oscillation: Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Renewal: The squad work together on an important high-stakes case, while simultaneously preparing for Captain Holt and Kevin's wedding vow renewal. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
The Last Day (Part 1/2): The first part of the finale, where the squad take stock of their eight years together and look towards their future. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Moonshine River: Marge and Lisa try to experience all of New York City's culture when the family travel to the Big Apple looking for Bart's long-lost love Mary Spuckler. (S24 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Adventures in Baby-Getting: Marge gets a new car that's perfect for a family of five - but what if she decides she wants a family of six!? (S24 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Homer the Heretic: Homer has a vision from God and decides to start his own religion, which doesn't go down too well with the neighbours. (S4 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Lisa the Beauty Queen: Lisa wins second place in a beauty contest. (S4 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
My Fare Lady: Fed up with the thankless task of chauffeuring her kids around, Marge begins working as a driver for a ride-sharing service. Homer runs Moe's bar for a night. (S26 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
Brand new series - Kristina Goodsell goes all-out with an orange-themed party. No red flags here, just one guest dressed as a traffic cone! But who's won the week? (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Karolína Kurková: Iconic reality with Tyra Banks. The models struggle to stay upright on a moving runway, and come out fighting in a wrestling photo shoot. (S15 Ep5) [S]
Friday 22:00 - 00:00
(2011) Comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the boys celebrate with an outrageous lads holiday in Crete. [AD,S]