Today 02:40 - 03:40
What do the Goggleboxers make of Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and a This Morning feature on bras? (S23 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Today 02:40 - 03:40
What do the Goggleboxers make of Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and a This Morning feature on bras? (S23 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Today 03:40 - 04:40
Roll-neck-phobe Lucy returns, and this time men are off the menu. Can Dr Nick cure GP Emma's dating dry patch? And will James's love of 1D send Mark in the direction of the door? (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 04:40 - 05:05
Bevy's Big Murder Mystery Party: Beverly's first murder mystery party takes a surprising turn. And Erica struggles to pick a major. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 05:05 - 05:30
Cocoon: When Pops falls asleep at the cinema, Adam worries that his grandpa is slowing down. Bev drags Erica into a contract dispute with her cookbook publisher. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 05:30 - 05:55
Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 05:55 - 07:00
The One with the Zip Wire: Thrill-seeker Lee plans an extreme wedding for his unadventurous bride Aimee. Will their big day have the wow factor, or will it crash to the ground? [S]
Today 07:00 - 08:20
Break the Ice: Four Aussie teams take on four international duos in the epic brick-building bonanza. Whose cool creation can survive smashing through ice? (S6 Ep1/12) [AD,S,SL]
Today 08:20 - 09:30
Brand new series: In the Malaysian island paradise of Langkawi, the celebs brave a bat cave, and a fruit basket leaves a bitter taste. But will a wrong turn seal one team's fate? (S7 Ep4) [S]
Today 09:30 - 11:20
(2018) Feel-good British family comedy. Sarah's (Beattie Edmondson) chaotic life gets even more complicated when she inherits a naughty pug from her nan. [S]
Today 11:20 - 12:20
Brand new series: Kit wants answers from Inga and Jazz. A revelation derails a double date. Jules and Philip's sibling rivalry revs up. And can Angus win back Jack's friendship? (S31 Ep5) [S]
Today 12:20 - 14:00
Brand new series: It's the third Commitment Ceremony. But with dinner party tensions still simmering, emotions erupt cataclysmically as two marriages come to an end. (S13 Ep17) [S]
Today 14:00 - 15:30
Brand new series: Friends and Family Week exposes insecurities and deepens divides. And a reminder of her groom's ex sends one bride spiralling. (S13 Ep18) [S]
Today 15:30 - 16:50
Alex Brooker, Ambika Mod, Rose Ayling-Ellis, Vicky Pattison and Sam Thompson make mini rolls, syrup sponge puddings, and iconic outfits in choux. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Today 16:50 - 18:50
(2010) Oscar-winning animated sequel with Tom Hanks and Tim Allen. Can Woody save Buzz and co from a nursery run by an embittered teddy bear? [AD,S]
Today 18:50 - 19:20
The Joy of Sect: The family join a cult that brainwashes its disciples into believing they will be taken to the planet Blisstonia, but Marge escapes and plans a rescue. (S9 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:20 - 19:50
Das Bus: Bart, Lisa and their classmates fight to survive when they get stranded on a remote island after Otto drives the school bus off a bridge and into the sea. (S9 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:50 - 22:00
(2019) Fourth instalment of the sci-fi comedy franchise with Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson and Liam Neeson. An alien-obsessed rookie joins London's Men in Black team. [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Standout moments from Series 6, when the celebs watched Bridgerton, MILF Manor, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 US presidential election. [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
What do the Goggleboxers think of Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Apprentice, Go Back to Where You Came From, Michael McIntyre's Big Show and Boarders? (S25 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05
The Goggleboxers watch Gladiators, The White Lotus, The Apprentice, Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Fear Clinic: Face Your Phobia, and Batch from Scratch: Cooking for Less. (S25 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10
Mum and daughter Maria and Charlotte visit the restaurant for the mother of all double dates. Academic Dan tries his 'intellectual' flirting technique with biologist Jemma. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:15
Ted lost his beloved wife of 40 years three years ago. Now he's ready to return to the dating world. He meets Marian, who's been married four times but hasn't given up on love. (S6 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:15 - 04:10
What do the Goggleboxers think of Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Apprentice, Go Back to Where You Came From, Michael McIntyre's Big Show and Boarders? (S25 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:10 - 05:05
The Goggleboxers watch Gladiators, The White Lotus, The Apprentice, Celebrity Bear Hunt, The Fear Clinic: Face Your Phobia, and Batch from Scratch: Cooking for Less. (S25 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:05 - 05:55
Giuseppi's: Gordon Ramsay visits a family-owned Italian in Michigan, run by a father and son who constantly clash. Can he get the restaurant - and the family - back on track? (S2 Ep1) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:55 - 07:00
Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:10
It's a family's worst nightmare when two children are taken. Meanwhile, Diane puts on a brave face for her family as she begins chemotherapy, but back at home, Tony is pushed to his limits. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:10 - 09:50
(2019) Animated adventure featuring the voices of Jennifer Garner, Mila Kunis, John Oliver and Matthew Broderick. A girl's imaginary theme park comes to life when her mum goes to hospital. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:50 - 10:50
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]
Tomorrow 10:50 - 11:50
Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 11:50 - 13:20
Brand new series: As Friends and Family Week comes to an end, new information comes to light that threatens the future of several couples. (S13 Ep19) [S]
Tomorrow 13:20 - 14:45
Brand new series: At the fourth dinner party, one bride is determined to avoid any drama. Alas, a groom has heard some rumours and needs to confront her... (S13 Ep20) [S]
Tomorrow 14:45 - 16:40
(2021) Charming Disney Pixar animated adventure about a cute sea monster with wanderlust who takes human form on dry land. He's not allowed to go near the surface but it's oh so tempting... [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:40 - 17:05
The Last Temptation of Krust: Krusty swaps his old routines for edgier material and becomes the hottest comic in showbusiness. But then he faces a dilemma. (S9 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:05 - 17:35
Dumbbell Indemnity: Moe meets a new woman (guest star Helen Hunt) but maxes out his credit card trying to impress her. So he reverts to insurance fraud. With help from Homer... (S9 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:35 - 18:05
Lisa the Simpson: Lisa starts to suspect that she's not as clever as she used to be and worries that she'll end up a permanent underachiever like her father. (S9 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:05 - 18:35
Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:35 - 19:00
The Trouble with Trillions: Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. (S9 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
Girly Edition: Lisa is made anchor of a children's news programme, but it's Bart's charisma that gets noticed, and the siblings start a battle - both on and off-air. (S9 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 21:00
Brand new series: Crabbiness creeps in as the celebs push on without a break, in a day of hustle and heat. But as the teams fly to Penang, it's the end of the line for one pair... (S7 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:30
Bart the Cool Kid: Homer buys Bart a counterfeit pair of the hottest new sneakers on the planet, making Bart extremely popular - until everyone finds out they're fake. (S33 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:30 - 22:00
Pretty Whittle Liar: It turns out that Brandine Spuckler is a secret genius - something that Cletus just can't accept. (S33 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 00:40
(1988) Action-thriller with Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. Can a New York cop free the hostages being held in a skyscraper by an arch villain? Yippee ki-yay... whoops, can't say that here. [AD,S]
Monday 00:40 - 01:45
On the 'Box this time: Casualty, Queer Eye, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, FUBAR, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, Big Beasts and BBC News (Phillip Schofield). (S21 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 01:45 - 02:50
The Goggleboxers have been watching: Sitting on a Fortune, Casualty, Britain's Got Talent, MerPeople, James May: Oh Cook!, The Greatest Auction and Top of the Pops 1994. (S21 Ep15) [AD,S]
Monday 02:50 - 03:50
Emmy-Lou from Brighton appears on the daring dating show for the third time, and forensics student Charlie strips as he seeks his ideal partner in crime. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 03:50 - 04:45
On the 'Box this time: Casualty, Queer Eye, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, FUBAR, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, Big Beasts and BBC News (Phillip Schofield). (S21 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 04:45 - 05:40
The Caribbean Carnival One: Laid-back Daniel fancies a Caribbean street parade for his nuptials, while Sabrina dreams of a more traditional event. Will their big day be carnage or carnival? [S]
Monday 05:40 - 07:00
It's a family's worst nightmare when two children are taken. Meanwhile, Diane puts on a brave face for her family as she begins chemotherapy, but back at home, Tony is pushed to his limits. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
Things come to a head in a face-off between two mothers. Meanwhile, Diane puts on a brave face for her family as she begins chemotherapy, but back at home, Tony is pushed to his limits... [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Diane tries to create some normality for her family. Sparks fly for two villagers. And suspicion arises when a resident disappears. [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
La Galleria 33 (Part 2/2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 09:30
Geoff's New Hat: When Geoff decides to change his look, Barry worries that they're growing apart. Bev's frustrated when Murray refuses to spend time with her. (S8 Ep10) [AD,S]
Monday 09:30 - 10:00
Quaker Warden: Worried that her children are slipping away, Beverly takes on new responsibilities at William Penn. Murray struggles to work with Formica Mike. (S8 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 10:30
Our Children, Ourselves: Claire and Phil want Alex to relax about her studies, but then question their own intellectual drives. And Gloria tries to befriend another nice couple. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
Caught in the Act: The kids catch Phil and Claire in a compromising position when they surprise them with breakfast in bed on their anniversary. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:30
Brand new series: At the fourth dinner party, one bride is determined to avoid any drama. Alas, a groom has heard some rumours and needs to confront her... (S13 Ep20) [S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:30
TV presenter Hayley is love-shy when it comes to dating. Luca seeks 'a nice girl' to please his dad. Boarding school matron Sarah wants a non-conformist guy who's up for some fun. (S19 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:30
Mama Maria's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3) [S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
The Saga of Carl: Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings. (S24 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Dangers on a Train: While she's browsing for wedding anniversary cakes, Marge stumbles across a website for married people who want to have affairs. (S24 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Good Cop Bad Dog: Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day - Claire will be the fun-loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
See You Next Fall: The family gather at Jay's before heading to Alex's middle school graduation ceremony. While they're there, Jay tries to hide a Botox mishap from everyone. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 18:00
Brand new series: At the fourth dinner party, one bride is determined to avoid any drama. Alas, a groom has heard some rumours and needs to confront her... (S13 Ep20) [S]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Fourteen all-stars from previous cycles re-enter Tyra Banks' iconic competition for a second chance to take the title. First up, they're judged by rap star Nicki Minaj. (S17 Ep1) [S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
The Girl Code: Marge posts a photo on social media that gets Homer fired, so he returns to his old job as a dish-washer in a Greek restaurant. Lisa creates an app. (S27 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles: Bart is smitten with his new teacher and tries to impress her. Homer buys a new type of milk that has a strange effect on Bart and Lisa. (S27 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
As Frankie prepares to leave the village, the Keanes get ready to surprise their estranged family by moving to Hollyoaks. But in a devastating twist of fate, things spiral out of control... [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 22:05
The fourth Commitment Ceremony has arrived. And while some couples resolve to move forward, the ceremony descends into chaos for one pair. (S13 Ep21) [S]
Monday 22:05 - 23:15
Brand new series: A getaway with new girl Georgia isn't as romantic as Philip had hoped... Zeyno reveals a secret. Jazz tries to move on. And Alice and Sam welcome baby Marmaduke! (S31 Ep6) [S]
Monday 23:15 - 00:20
This time on the 'Box: Eurovision Song Contest, Bridgerton, Love Triangle Australia, Double the Money, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence and BBC News (northern lights). (S23 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 00:20 - 01:25
Twelve years ago, a brain injury turned Ben's world upside down. He worries about how people will react to his condition. His date, Charlotte, also has confidence issues. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:25 - 02:30
In the studio this time are 27-year-old flight attendant Alex, who's never had a serious relationship, and horse-loving Laura, who wants to lasso a sexy stallion. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:30 - 03:55
Brand new series: The fourth Commitment Ceremony has arrived. And while some couples resolve to move forward, the ceremony descends into chaos for one pair. (S13 Ep21) [S]
Tuesday 03:55 - 04:50
Brand new series: A getaway with new girl Georgia isn't as romantic as Philip had hoped... Zeyno reveals a secret. Jazz tries to move on. And Alice and Sam welcome baby Marmaduke! (S31 Ep6) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:50 - 05:15
Geoff's New Hat: When Geoff decides to change his look, Barry worries that they're growing apart. Bev's frustrated when Murray refuses to spend time with her. (S8 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:15 - 05:40
Quaker Warden: Worried that her children are slipping away, Beverly takes on new responsibilities at William Penn. Murray struggles to work with Formica Mike. (S8 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:40 - 07:00
The Beauty and the Beast One: Beauty queen and bride-to-be Yasmin has her heart set on a fairytale wedding. Can powerlifter Yiannis deliver with his Beauty and the Beast-themed day? [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Diane tries to create some normality for her family. Sparks fly for two villagers. And suspicion arises when a resident disappears. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
As Frankie prepares to leave the village, the Keanes get ready to surprise their estranged family by moving to Hollyoaks. But in a devastating twist of fate, things spiral out of control... [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Mama Maria's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3) [S,SL]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
Lasagna You Deserve: Beverly decides to teach Adam to stand up for himself. Murray realises that he hasn't been a good friend to Vic. (S8 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
Mr. Ships Ahoy: Barry and Geoff square off in a campus beauty pageant. Beverly struggles to connect with her new colleagues at William Penn. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30
Bixby's Back: To avoid turning into that old boring couple, Phil and Claire decide to revisit their Clive and Juliana role-playing rendezvous from last Valentine's Day. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00
Princess Party: The guest list for Lily's princess-themed birthday party gets a little out of hand when Mitchell decides to invite Mum, much to Claire's dismay. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:40
Brand new series: The fourth Commitment Ceremony has arrived. And while some couples resolve to move forward, the ceremony descends into chaos for one pair. (S13 Ep21) [S]
Tuesday 12:40 - 12:50
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Tuesday 12:50 - 13:50
This time the First Daters looking for love include an alpha female, a guy called Lion, an ambitious florist, and an extrovert former dancer who loves to speak French. (S20 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:50 - 14:50
Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon's in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4) [S]
Tuesday 14:50 - 15:25
Every Man's Dream: Homer and Marge have a trial separation and embark on new relationships when Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy. (S27 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:25 - 15:50
'Cue Detective: A celebrity chef challenges Homer to a barbecue cook-off, but before the contest can take place, Homer's secret weapon - his prized new barbecue grill - is stolen. (S27 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:50 - 16:20
The One That Got Away: Jay wants a quiet birthday fishing on the lake, but the family think he wants a big celebration. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:20 - 18:00
Brand new series: The fourth Commitment Ceremony has arrived. And while some couples resolve to move forward, the ceremony descends into chaos for one pair. (S13 Ep21) [S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Pop star Ashlee Simpson oversees as the all-stars get makeovers. And while the contestants model hot dogs, Kayla struggles to marry the concept of freedom with a sausage in bread. (S17 Ep2) [S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Much Apu About Something: Apu loses his job when his shop is rebranded as a health food market aimed at a hip young crowd. Bart's latest prank has terrible consequences. (S27 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4: Professor Frink uses science to turn into a ladies' man. And medication makes Grampa and the Retirement Castle residents hallucinate. (S27 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
It's a race against time when an overturned van is spotted on the side of the road. Meanwhile, a resident's buried secret is revealed... [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 22:10
There's a mood of celebration at the Couples' Retreat. Well, there is until one bride makes a snarky joke at another couple's expense... (S13 Ep22) [S]
Tuesday 22:10 - 23:15
On the 'Box: Bridgerton, Britain's Got Talent, Inside No. 9, My Strange Addiction: Still Addicted?, Top of the Pops 1984 and The War on Britain's Motorists: Dispatches. (S23 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:15 - 00:15
The 'boxers goggle at: Gladiators, Anton & Giovanni's Adventures in Spain, Wheel of Fortune, Masterchef, Trigger Point, MAFS Australia, and sex toys on This Morning. (S23 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:15 - 01:20
Model Hope - who's a big wrestling fan - needs help finding a man with a slamming body. Veterinary student Kurt can talk to animals but gets tongue-tied chatting to the ladies. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:20 - 02:25
A tall, tattooed Brummie hunk meets a lady who likes giants - with tattoos. Anaesthetist David can't remember his date's name. Plus: a couple who have four divorces between them. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:25 - 03:50
Brand new series: There's a mood of celebration at the Couples' Retreat. Well, there is until one bride makes a snarky joke at another couple's expense... (S13 Ep22) [S]
Wednesday 03:50 - 04:45
On the 'Box: Bridgerton, Britain's Got Talent, Inside No. 9, My Strange Addiction: Still Addicted?, Top of the Pops 1984 and The War on Britain's Motorists: Dispatches. (S23 Ep15) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 04:45 - 05:10
Dude Ranch: The family don their cowboy boots and hats and head to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, for some fun and adventure in the great outdoors. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:10 - 05:35
Lasagna You Deserve: Beverly decides to teach Adam to stand up for himself. Murray realises that he hasn't been a good friend to Vic. (S8 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:35 - 06:00
Mr. Ships Ahoy: Barry and Geoff square off in a campus beauty pageant. Beverly struggles to connect with her new colleagues at William Penn. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 07:00
The One with All the Pranks: Perfectionist Maria places her dream of a country house wedding in the hands of her fiancé Sam. But Sam loves a good prank. Could this be a problem? [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
As Frankie prepares to leave the village, the Keanes get ready to surprise their estranged family by moving to Hollyoaks. But in a devastating twist of fate, things spiral out of control... [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
It's a race against time when an overturned van is spotted on the side of the road. Meanwhile, a resident's buried secret is revealed... [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon's in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4) [S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
Love Triangle: Barry gets jealous when Geoff invites Erica to the filming of their favourite TV talk show. Beverly makes Adam doubt his relationship with Brea. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
Bever-lé: Beverly starts selling make-up for a French company. And when the NFL players go on strike, Barry decides to try out for the Philadelphia Eagles. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
Regrets Only: Phil and Claire have a huge fight but Phil hasn't got a clue what it's about. Gloria and Jay try to help them. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
Two Monkeys and a Panda: While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:40
Brand new series: There's a mood of celebration at the Couples' Retreat. Well, there is until one bride makes a snarky joke at another couple's expense... (S13 Ep22) [S]
Wednesday 12:40 - 12:50
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Wednesday 12:50 - 13:50
Dan puts a broken engagement behind him on a date with personal trainer Jess, whose love life needs a workout. And Burnley carpet salesman Nathan bids to turn over a new leaf. (S19 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:50 - 14:50
Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5) [S]
Wednesday 14:50 - 15:20
Puffless: Patty and Selma try to quit smoking. But when Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer - much to Homer's dismay. Maggie befriends some animals. (S27 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:20 - 15:50
The Trouble with Trillions: Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. (S9 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:50 - 16:20
When Good Kids Go Bad: Mitch and Cam break the happy news that they're hoping to adopt another child. But then they realise Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:20 - 18:00
Brand new series: There's a mood of celebration at the Couples' Retreat. Well, there is until one bride makes a snarky joke at another couple's expense... (S13 Ep22) [S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
The models are paired off for a photo shoot on stilts, which proves particularly difficult for Bianca, who has a debilitating fear of heights. (S17 Ep3) [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Gal of Constant Sorrow: Bart and Lisa get to know a homeless folk singer. Homer's attempt at DIY traps the cat in the walls of the house, so he launches a rescue bid. (S27 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Lisa the Veterinarian: Lisa is inspired to become a vet and begins an internship at a local surgery. Marge gets a job as a crime scene cleaner but finds it traumatic. (S27 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
The aftermath of the devastating crash continues. And while things look up for Dodger and Theresa, Kathleen-Angel causes tension... [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 22:00
The Couples' Retreat continues amid a sour atmosphere, with Bec's comments from the first night fuelling a venomous divide in the group. (S13 Ep23) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05
The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05
On the box this time: The Late Late Show with James Corden, Married at First Sight Australia, Drawers Off, Your Honor, Million Pound Pawn, Pooch Perfect, and Stand Up & Deliver. (S17 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:05 - 01:10
Jess Wright from The Only Way Is Essex, Richard Blackwood, Esther Rantzen and Paralympic silver medal winner Will Bayley visit the restaurant for dates with members of the public. (Ep1/4) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:10 - 02:10
The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:10 - 03:40
Brand new series: The Couples' Retreat continues amid a sour atmosphere, with Bec's comments from the first night fuelling a venomous divide in the group. (S13 Ep23) [S]
Thursday 03:40 - 04:35
The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 04:35 - 05:05
Halloween of Horror: Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party. (S27 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:05 - 05:30
Love Triangle: Barry gets jealous when Geoff invites Erica to the filming of their favourite TV talk show. Beverly makes Adam doubt his relationship with Brea. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:30 - 05:55
Bever-lé: Beverly starts selling make-up for a French company. And when the NFL players go on strike, Barry decides to try out for the Philadelphia Eagles. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:55 - 07:00
The Drive-in One: Mummy's boy Tiago plans to put his self-conscious bride Karlette on the big screen at his 1950s drive-in wedding, but she wants something intimate and contemporary. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
I'm Going to Miss This: When Mitchell struggles to let go of his old life, Gloria helps him say goodbye. And Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house. (S11 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5) [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Couple Off: Erica and Geoff compete against Barry and Joanne to see who's the best couple. Adam gets a job to prove his independence to Brea. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
Who's Afraid of Brea Bee?: Adam is cast in the star role in the school play. Barry tries to capitalise on Erica's breakup with Geoff. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
Boys' Night: Jay's attempt to avoid a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's boys' night out. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
The Musical Man: Cameron relishes being interim music director at Luke and Manny's school, but takes on the upcoming spring musical with a little too much zest and passion. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:30
Brand new series: The Couples' Retreat continues amid a sour atmosphere, with Bec's comments from the first night fuelling a venomous divide in the group. (S13 Ep23) [S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:35
Will Natasha's quick wit give stand-up comedian Mani a run for his money? And is it game over for Nintendo geek Lewis when he reveals his extreme love of gaming to his date? (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:35 - 14:30
Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep16) [S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Friend with Benefit: When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father. (S27 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Lisa with an 'S': Homer loses a large sum of money playing poker with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, who takes Lisa under her wing and transforms her into a showbiz kid. (S27 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Door to Door: Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire campaigns for a stop sign at a busy junction. Phil and Luke try to create a viral video. Gloria searches for Stella. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Hit and Run: Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems, but they're both unreceptive. Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 18:00
Brand new series: The Couples' Retreat continues amid a sour atmosphere, with Bec's comments from the first night fuelling a venomous divide in the group. (S13 Ep23) [S]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
Things get very scary at the mansion when one of the models is rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. And the all-stars compete for a guest spot on CSI. (S17 Ep4) [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
The Marge-ian Chronicles: When Lisa signs up to participate in the future colonisation of Mars, Marge's attempt to use reverse psychology to discourage her goes badly wrong. (S27 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
The Burns Cage: Homer makes it his mission to find romance for Smithers. Milhouse is jealous of Lisa's leading man when she's cast in the school production of Casablanca. (S27 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Bart the Cool Kid: Homer buys Bart a counterfeit pair of the hottest new sneakers on the planet, making Bart extremely popular - until everyone finds out they're fake. (S33 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 22:00
After a divisive week away, it's dinner party time again - and the mood is extremely combustible. Then again, it wouldn't be MAFS if it wasn't... (S13 Ep24) [S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
Rachel, Steven, Scott, Danny and Bec face off following a rather risqué argument during the Couples' Retreat. (Ep4) [S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics share their insightful and passionate takes on the best TV shows from series 21. (S21 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 00:05 - 01:10
Pop star Preston of Big Brother fame, Scarlett Moffatt, rock chick Jo Wood and Britain's Got Talent winner Ashleigh Butler visit the restaurant for dates with members of the public. (Ep2/4) [AD,S]
Friday 01:10 - 02:10
Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 02:10 - 03:35
Brand new series: After a divisive week away, it's dinner party time again - and the mood is extremely combustible. Then again, it wouldn't be MAFS if it wasn't... (S13 Ep24) [S]
Friday 03:35 - 04:30
Britain's sharpest armchair critics share their insightful and passionate takes on the best TV shows from series 21. (S21 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 04:30 - 04:50
Treehouse: Gloria persuades Jay to commit to a night of salsa dancing after seeing how much his friend Shorty and his girlfriend do together. Phil builds a tree house for Luke. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 04:50 - 05:15
Phil on Wire: Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 05:15 - 05:40
Couple Off: Erica and Geoff compete against Barry and Joanne to see who's the best couple. Adam gets a job to prove his independence to Brea. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 05:40 - 06:05
Who's Afraid of Brea Bee?: Adam is cast in the star role in the school play. Barry tries to capitalise on Erica's breakup with Geoff. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 06:05 - 07:00
The One with the Rally Cars: Adrenaline junkie Mark wants to fly high and take to the sky on his big day, but his straight-talking bride Lynsey wants more personal, no-nonsense nuptials. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
Finale (Part 1/2): Mitchell and Cam settle on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out so they can take control of the house again. (S11 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
Finale (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode, the entire family discover that saying goodbye is much harder than it seems. (S11 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep16) [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 09:30
The Dating Game: Barry convinces Geoff to go on The Dating Game to help him move on from Erica. And Murray's big surprise for Beverly backfires. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 09:30 - 10:00
Daddy Daughter Day 2: Murray jumps in to help Erica get over her breakup with Geoff. Adam cooks up a senior prank to cement his legacy at William Penn. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
Someone to Watch Over Lily: Mitchell and Cameron secretly weigh up who in the family could be suitable legal guardians for Lily if anything ever happens to them. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
Mother's Day: Claire and Gloria want to spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids, but their bickering and complaining drive Claire mad, and she brings Gloria down with her. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh: Marge directs a musical, but her leading man walks out and a thunderstorm threatens the live production... (S30 Ep20/23) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
D'oh Canada: Lisa goes to Canada and refuses to leave. Marge desperately tries to get her back. (S30 Ep21/23) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion: Marge sells crystals and makes a fortune. Bart's grades take a mysterious turn for the better. (S30 Ep23/23) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:30
A pony groom who likes getting muddy meets a country boy with a 'bit of an edge'. And a 70-year-old joker has a date with a dance-loving 69-year-old who's into grinding. (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:30
Olde Hitching Post: Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it. (S6 Ep6) [S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
Girly Edition: Lisa is made anchor of a children's news programme, but it's Bart's charisma that gets noticed, and the siblings start a battle - both on and off-air. (S9 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Barthood: Bart's coming-of-age story is told, chronicling his life from youth to adulthood. But his tense relationship with Homer and being overshadowed by Lisa shape him. (S27 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Go Bullfrogs!: Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
After the Fire: The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbour's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay throws out his back. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh: Marge directs a musical, but her leading man walks out and a thunderstorm threatens the live production... (S30 Ep20/23) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
D'oh Canada: Lisa goes to Canada and refuses to leave. Marge desperately tries to get her back. (S30 Ep21/23) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion: Marge sells crystals and makes a fortune. Bart's grades take a mysterious turn for the better. (S30 Ep23/23) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:55
The Kardashians set the models a physical challenge on Santa Monica Beach, and La Toya Jackson challenges them to portray her famous brother (no, not Jermaine). (S17 Ep5) [S]
Friday 18:55 - 19:25
How Lisa Got Her Marge Back: Marge takes Lisa on a city theatre trip to make up for a rough patch in their relationship. Bart teams up with Maggie to play practical jokes. (S27 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:25 - 19:50
Fland Canyon: Homer tells Maggie a bedtime story about the Simpson and Flanders families getting stranded when they go on holiday together to the Grand Canyon. (S27 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:50 - 22:00
(2019) Fourth instalment of the sci-fi comedy franchise with Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson and Liam Neeson. An alien-obsessed rookie joins London's Men in Black team. [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 00:40
(1988) Action-thriller with Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. Can a New York cop free the hostages being held in a skyscraper by an arch villain? Yippee ki-yay... whoops, can't say that here. [AD,S]
Saturday 00:40 - 01:40
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:40 - 02:40
Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:40 - 03:40
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Line of Duty, This Is My House, The Proof Is Out There, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Countdown and This Morning? (S17 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 03:40 - 04:35
Can Vamps lead singer Brad Simpson, rugby league star Keegan Hirst, Bernie Clifton - without his ostrich - or Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton find love with members of the public? (Ep3/4) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:35 - 05:05
Paths of Glory: Lisa sets out to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. Bart convinces Marge and Homer that he has sociopathy. (S27 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:05 - 05:30
The Dating Game: Barry convinces Geoff to go on The Dating Game to help him move on from Erica. And Murray's big surprise for Beverly backfires. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:30 - 05:55
Daddy Daughter Day 2: Murray jumps in to help Erica get over her breakup with Geoff. Adam cooks up a senior prank to cement his legacy at William Penn. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:55 - 07:00
The One at a Welsh Theme Park: Thrill-seeking Tom wants to give the love of his life Becca the ride of her life, as he plans their wedding at his favourite theme park. [S]
Saturday 07:00 - 08:05
Lego Go Go Go Karts: We're off to a flying start as four teams of four build Lego go karts, and take to the track for an exhilarating race to the finish. (S6 Ep2/12) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 08:05 - 09:35
Brand new series: Crabbiness creeps in as the celebs push on without a break, in a day of hustle and heat. But as the teams fly to Penang, it's the end of the line for one pair... (S7 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 09:35 - 10:40
Brand new series: A getaway with new girl Georgia isn't as romantic as Philip had hoped... Zeyno reveals a secret. Jazz tries to move on. And Alice and Sam welcome baby Marmaduke! (S31 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 10:40 - 11:35
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]
Saturday 11:35 - 12:35
Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S]
Saturday 12:35 - 14:10
Brand new series: The fourth Commitment Ceremony has arrived. And while some couples resolve to move forward, the ceremony descends into chaos for one pair. (S13 Ep21) [S]
Saturday 14:10 - 15:50
Brand new series: There's a mood of celebration at the Couples' Retreat. Well, there is until one bride makes a snarky joke at another couple's expense... (S13 Ep22) [S]
Saturday 15:50 - 17:15
Emmett J Scanlan, Mark Wright, Nella Rose, Mutya Buena and Ralf Little make vegan fruit tarts and recreate their most ridiculous purchase ever. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 17:15 - 19:05
(2020) Touching Disney Pixar life-after-death-and-before-life animated adventure with Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey. A dead music teacher tries to coax a reluctant soul into a body. [S]
Saturday 19:05 - 19:35
My Mother the Carjacker: Homer's long-lost mother (guest star Glenn Close) arranges to meet him. But after she's apprehended by police, Homer must free her from a prison bus. (S15 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:35 - 20:05
The President Wore Pearls: Principal Skinner cancels sport, art and music at the school to save cash, so the students - and the police - go on strike. With Michael Moore. (S15 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:05 - 20:35
The Regina Monologues: The Simpsons go to London with $1000 that Bart found, but Homer crashes the hire car into the Queen and gets locked in the Tower. Tony Blair guest stars. (S15 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:35 - 21:00
The Fat and the Furriest: Homer is a laughing stock when he's caught on tape running from a bear at the dump, so he hunts down the bear in an attempt to regain his dignity. (S15 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 21:30
Today I Am a Clown: Homer is a huge success when he fills in for Krusty on TV. Guest starring Mr T and Jackie Mason. (S15 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:30 - 22:00
Pretty Whittle Liar: It turns out that Brandine Spuckler is a secret genius - something that Cletus just can't accept. (S33 Ep16) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:00
Gyles Brandreth, Joanna Lumley, Judi Love and Micah Richards are just some of the celebs watching Stranger Things, This Is MY House, Million Pound Pawn, and lots of other great TV. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers watch Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning (longest tongue record) and ITV News of a cheese controversy. (S21 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
On the box this time: Coronation Street, Love Island, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Starstruck, Cheat, Dancing on Ice, and Catfish UK. (S21 Ep2) [AD,S]