Today 02:50 - 03:45
The Wheel of Misfortune: Captain Jason makes an unpopular decision to fire a deckhand. And a charter guest experiences a medical emergency. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
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Mon Aug 11
Today 03:45 - 04:25
Tick the Box: The crew deal with a medical emergency onboard. Captain Jason faces a tough decision when a crew member gets caught drinking on the job. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 04:25 - 05:10
It's Not About the Lactose: One relationship reaches new depths while another finally breaches the surface. And guests give the deckhands a run for their money. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 05:10 - 05:30
Kids These Days: Haley needs motherly advice as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Jay and Cam's politically incorrect coaching earns them a sensitivity lesson. (S10 Ep8) [S]
Today 05:30 - 07:00
The walls close in on Grace and Clare, and Clare comes face-to-face with Froggy. Frankie grows closer to Jacob. Liberty faces a big question, while Sienna makes a shocking discovery. [AD,S,SL]
Today 07:00 - 07:30
The Osbornes plan a family meal to address their concerns about Frankie. Liberty faces a big question, while Clare and Froggy come face-to-face. [AD,S]
Today 07:30 - 07:55
Tensions rise in the Blake family, as Cleo urges Sienna to step up and Vicky searches for clues to find Robbie, before Sienna makes a shocking discovery... [AD,S]
Today 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Today 08:00 - 09:00
Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8/10) [S,SL]
Today 09:00 - 09:30
Christmas: When Captain Holt gets death threats, Peralta must run his security. Santiago tries to take a precinct Christmas photo for Holt, but Diaz won't smile for the camera. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 09:30 - 10:00
Pontiac Bandit: In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he has been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect whom Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 10:00 - 10:30
Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward three decades to a high-tech, futuristic Springfield, where Bart and Lisa each have children of their own. (S23 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Today 10:30 - 11:00
Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Today 11:00 - 11:30
Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Today 11:30 - 12:00
A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Today 12:00 - 12:30
Mother!: When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam realise the effect she has on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire. (S9 Ep20) [S]
Today 12:30 - 13:00
The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21) [S]
Today 13:00 - 13:30
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 13:30 - 14:00
The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 14:00 - 14:30
The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 14:30 - 15:00
The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
A horrified Sienna prepares to confront Jez about her recent discoveries, but is she walking into danger? Meanwhile, Rex gets two shocking surprises. [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a young woman online. (S20 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Mer-Made a Big Mis-Cake: Daisy summons a mermaid from the sea, but happily-ever-after isn't on the cards as a cake mishap puts the entire evening in jeopardy. (S5 Ep4/16) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: The celeb dating agency is back! Kerry Katona, Jon Lee, Louis Russell, Christine McGuinness and Olivia Hawkins mingle with hot singles at their first mixer. (S14 Ep1/20) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Apprentice, Hunted, Corrie, The Underdog: Josh Must Win, Bridge of Lies, and the News on the Princess of Wales' cancer diagnosis. (S23 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tue Aug 12
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
Craig isn't seeking a husband, just a man he can believe in and own a dog with. Could Luke and his 'boyfriend bum' be the one? And Disney fan Holly seeks her happily ever after. (S17 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 01:40
The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny that he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:10
The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 02:40
I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:40 - 03:10
The Honeypot: Peralta and Captain Holt clash over the merits of Holt's newly hired assistant. The team attempt to clean and declutter the communal office. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:10 - 03:35
He Said, She Said: Captain Holt suspects a cunning escape after discovering that his lifelong criminal arch-nemesis has died in a prison transport accident. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:35 - 04:30
Brand new series: The celeb dating agency is back! Kerry Katona, Jon Lee, Louis Russell, Christine McGuinness and Olivia Hawkins mingle with hot singles at their first mixer. (S14 Ep1/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:30 - 05:20
Brand new series - Mer-Made a Big Mis-Cake: Daisy summons a mermaid from the sea, but happily-ever-after isn't on the cards as a cake mishap puts the entire evening in jeopardy. (S5 Ep4/16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:20 - 05:40
Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:40 - 06:05
A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:05 - 07:00
Closet? You'll Love It!: Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30
Tensions rise in the Blake family, as Cleo urges Sienna to step up and Vicky searches for clues to find Robbie, before Sienna makes a shocking discovery... [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 07:55
A horrified Sienna prepares to confront Jez about her recent discoveries, but is she walking into danger? Meanwhile, Rex gets two shocking surprises. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9/10) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30
The Bet: Peralta and Santiago's ongoing bet about who can make the most arrests comes to an awkward conclusion. Boyle gets a medal after he's shot in the line of duty. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00
The Ebony Falcon: For his first task back in the field, Sgt Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle to infiltrate a gymnasium where steroids are being illegally sold. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30
The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00
At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30
A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00
Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
Clash of Swords: Mitchell sneaks out to Hero-Con with fanboy Phil, dressed as their favourite characters from the show Clash of Swords. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22) [S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
I Love a Parade: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal. (S10 Ep1) [S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
The Nerdvana Annihilation: When Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a plus-one to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition: Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Bean Counter: Dr Tiffany Moon, her husband Daniel and their friends step aboard, hoping for a luxurious five-star experience. Will they be left wanting more? (S5 Ep5/16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: It's decision time as the celebs pick who to date... on Ibiza! As they arrive on the 'White Isle' the agents reveal what's in store and sparks start to fly... (S14 Ep2/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05
Comedy queen Carol meets 76-year-old interior designer Keith. Charles is 26 and has never been kissed. Two south London sisters are both single and keen to do something about it. (S18 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wed Aug 13
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10
The Goggleboxers tune in to Gladiators, Is It Cake?, Casualty, The 1% Club, The Yorkshire Farm, This Morning, BBC News on the cost of living, and more. (S23 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40
The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:40 - 02:10
The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:10 - 02:40
Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:40 - 03:10
The Golden Child: Peralta helps Santiago to navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother. Boyle introduces drama into an undercover mission. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:10 - 03:35
Gintars: Boyle and Peralta investigate Nikolaj's family. Holt and Santiago bring in forensic scientist Dr Yee to help close a difficult murder case for Diaz. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:35 - 04:30
Brand new series: It's decision time as the celebs pick who to date... on Ibiza! As they arrive on the 'White Isle' the agents reveal what's in store and sparks start to fly... (S14 Ep2/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:30 - 05:20
Brand new series - Bean Counter: Dr Tiffany Moon, her husband Daniel and their friends step aboard, hoping for a luxurious five-star experience. Will they be left wanting more? (S5 Ep5/16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:20 - 05:45
A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:45 - 06:10
Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:10 - 07:00
Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
A horrified Sienna prepares to confront Jez about her recent discoveries, but is she walking into danger? Meanwhile, Rex gets two shocking surprises. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Peter's: Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1/10) [S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
Operation: Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
The Party: Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband, Kevin. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Halloween II: Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager, as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Hofstadter Isotope: Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats up Penny. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Classified Materials Turbulence: Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his NASA project. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Mercedes is overcome with emotion as her family hold a vigil for Bobby. Dillon extends an olive branch to an unexpected resident. And will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Loose Lips Sink Trysts: After kissing Danni, Gary tries to correct course - but Daisy finds out anyway. And Diana indulges in a forbidden secret. (S5 Ep6/16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: Jon takes to the beach for his first date in six years, while Louis and Christine head out on their first dates. Kerry makes an emotional trip to the agency. (S14 Ep3/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05
On the 'Box this time: Race Across the World, The Apprentice, Ripley, MasterChef, Hunted, Celebrity Bridge of Lies, The Assembly and BBC News (Hardest Geezer). (S23 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thu Aug 14
Thursday 00:05 - 01:05
Rebecca's tired of guys with bad boy images breaking her heart. Dan thinks the only thing missing in his life's the love of a good man. Can they find love the Naked Attraction way? (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:05 - 01:35
The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:35 - 02:05
The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:05 - 02:35
The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:35 - 03:05
The Therapist: Boyle brings Peralta into a case when a psychiatrist reports one of his patients missing. Captain Holt wants to meet Diaz's new girlfriend. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:05 - 03:35
Casecation: Peralta and Santiago celebrate their wedding anniversary while standing guard over a comatose drugs baron who was shot and rushed into hospital. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:35 - 04:30
Brand new series: Jon takes to the beach for his first date in six years, while Louis and Christine head out on their first dates. Kerry makes an emotional trip to the agency. (S14 Ep3/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:30 - 05:20
Brand new series - Loose Lips Sink Trysts: After kissing Danni, Gary tries to correct course - but Daisy finds out anyway. And Diana indulges in a forbidden secret. (S5 Ep6/16) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:20 - 05:45
Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:45 - 06:10
Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:10 - 06:35
Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:35 - 07:00
Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
The Mixing Bowl: Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out of control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track? [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, and her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
The Mole: When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals that there's a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Wuntch catches on. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Jake and Sophia: Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out that she's the defence attorney representing a suspect who he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news... (S23 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - My Super Sideways Sixteen: Daisy confronts chef Cloyce about his underwhelming meals. Will he sink or swim with a sweet 16 celebration? (S5 Ep7/16) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: It's another busy day as Liv and Kerry head out on their first dates. Jon opens up in an emotional visit to the agency, and heads turn on a group night out. (S14 Ep4/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:05
Madeleine has a weakness for rugby fellas while Sophie says she often picks the wrong guy. Pub landlord Branislav has been single for over a year and can't wait to start flirting. (S18 Ep4) [AD,S]
Fri Aug 15
Friday 00:05 - 01:10
TV's most daring dating show. Pansexual Izzy is open to all genders. Dom's looking for a woman who isn't put off by his posh boy charm. (S2 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Friday 01:10 - 01:40
The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 01:40 - 02:10
The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 02:10 - 02:40
Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 02:40 - 03:10
The Old Man and the Seat: Rick is furious when he finds out that an alien has invaded his secret toilet facility in an idyllic dimension that Rick built for his own use. (S4 Ep2/10) [AD,S]
Friday 03:10 - 03:25
[adult swim] Brand new series - San Juan Puerto Rico Blows But San Juan Capistrano...: Animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Why haven't the swallows returned to San Juan Capistrano? (S4 Ep8) [S]
Friday 03:25 - 03:35
[adult swim] Brand new series - The Yung and the Restless: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Yung Hee wonders if being on a mystery team is what she wants to do with her life. (S4 Ep9) [S]
Friday 03:35 - 04:30
Brand new series: It's another busy day as Liv and Kerry head out on their first dates. Jon opens up in an emotional visit to the agency, and heads turn on a group night out. (S14 Ep4/20) [AD,S]
Friday 04:30 - 05:15
Brand new series - My Super Sideways Sixteen: Daisy confronts chef Cloyce about his underwhelming meals. Will he sink or swim with a sweet 16 celebration? (S5 Ep7/16) [AD,S]
Friday 05:15 - 05:40
Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Friday 05:40 - 06:00
A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Friday 06:00 - 06:25
The Bimbo: Holt and Peralta investigate when valuable antique coins are stolen from the university where Kevin works. Jeffords and Santiago get competitive. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 06:25 - 07:00
Ticking Clocks: Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Seascape: Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt. [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 09:30
Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 09:30 - 10:00
Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger (Ed Helms), a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Vengeance Formulation: Howard massively overcompensates for avoiding Bernadette. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - An Eye for Decline: It's all hands on deck to prevent a nautical crisis in the middle of the night. But is the yacht life too much for one crew member? (S5 Ep8/16) [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:00
Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne, Danny and Dani Dyer, Dele Alli and Eric Dier, and Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy take to their sofas in aid of Stand Up To Cancer. (S12 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 23:00 - 01:05
(2016) Action-comedy with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. Two former school buddies team up to thwart a terrorist plot. But things may not be as they seem. With Amy Ryan and Jason Bateman. [AD,S]
Sat Aug 16
Saturday 01:05 - 02:10
This time, the Goggleboxers watch: Wildlife Rescue, Expedition X and Jamie's Air Fryer Meals. Also Baby Reindeer, Teen First Dates, The Circle and ITV News (Dogfather). (S23 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 02:10 - 02:40
The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:40 - 03:10
The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:10 - 03:40
Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:40 - 04:05
Return of the King: When Gina gets back in touch with the precinct, Peralta and Jeffords are drawn into her complicated new life. Diaz copes with an injury. (S6 Ep15/18) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:05 - 04:35
Cinco de Mayo: When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:35 - 05:25
Brand new series - An Eye for Decline: It's all hands on deck to prevent a nautical crisis in the middle of the night. But is the yacht life too much for one crew member? (S5 Ep8/16) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:25 - 05:50
Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:50 - 06:15
A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:15 - 07:00
Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:00 - 07:05
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Saturday 07:05 - 07:35
Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam's thrilled when he's asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly's worried that Pops loves gambling too much. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:35 - 08:00
This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:00 - 08:30
I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica applies to be on TV quiz show Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 08:30 - 09:00
Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry is tired of being the middle child. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 09:00 - 09:35
Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23/23) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 09:35 - 11:00
Brand new series - Is It Fake? 2.0: The builders enter the Lego Masters bakery, where they must choose an object to replicate with Lego. Whose dupe will look like the real deal? (S6 Ep4/12) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 11:00 - 12:00
Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8/10) [S,W]
Saturday 12:00 - 13:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9/10) [S,W]
Saturday 13:00 - 13:30
The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 13:30 - 14:00
The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 14:00 - 14:30
The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 14:30 - 15:00
Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:00 - 15:30
The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:30 - 16:00
The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 16:00 - 16:30
Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 16:30 - 17:00
A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 17:00 - 17:30
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 17:30 - 18:00
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 18:00 - 22:00
(1997) Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner. [AD,S,W]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:00
Denise van Outen, Johnny Vaughan, Jordan Banjo, Perri Kiely and so many more celebs settle down for some top TV, including Race Across the World and Faking It. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S,W]
Saturday 23:00 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers have been watching: The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News (local elections). (S21 Ep12) [AD,S,W]
Sun Aug 17
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Citadel, The Greatest Auction, Family Fortunes, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, I Kissed a Boy and The Big Celebrity Detox. (S21 Ep13) [AD,S,SL,W]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:10
Can cocktail mixer Jack stir Alice's feelings? Will beautician Sophie and party girl Tori bridge the age gap? And might sparks fly when dog groomer Brenna meets electrician Ross? (S18 Ep5) [AD,S,SL,W]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:15
Sexual health advisor Liza meets father-of-five Simon. Singer Saskia dates Luke the magician. And a car buff from Grimsby meets a self-confessed 'nerd' who's yet to fall in love. (S17 Ep5) [AD,S,SL,W]
Sunday 03:15 - 04:10
The Magic Seamen: The guests are upset when their Great Barrier Reef diving trip gets denied. A familiar face coaches the deck team through a strip show. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 04:10 - 05:00
An Eruption of Volcanic Proportions: An argument erupts when a deckhand meddles in the stew's drama. A date goes awry when Chef Tzarina reveals her feelings. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 05:00 - 05:55
Peter's: Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1/10) [S,SL,W]
Sunday 05:55 - 06:20
American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 06:20 - 07:00
Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 07:00 - 08:15
Sienna prepares to confront Jez. Rex gets two shocking surprises. A villager is released from prison. And as grief overwhelms Mercedes, will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S,W]
Sunday 08:15 - 08:45
Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam's thrilled when he's asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly's worried that Pops loves gambling too much. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 08:45 - 09:45
The Mixing Bowl: Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out of control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track? [S,W]
Sunday 09:45 - 10:50
Seascape: Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt. [S,W]
Sunday 10:50 - 11:20
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 11:20 - 11:50
The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 11:50 - 12:25
The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 12:25 - 12:50
The Desperation Emanation: Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 12:50 - 13:25
The Irish Pub Formulation: A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 13:25 - 13:55
The Apology Insufficiency: Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to a lack of confidence, and vows to be self-assured around attractive women. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 13:55 - 14:25
The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 14:25 - 16:00
In this bumper episode the first heat of junior bakers create purr-fect cat cakes, baddies in bread and cheesecakes for change. Who rises to the challenge to make it through to Finals Week? [AD,S,W]
Sunday 16:00 - 16:30
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:30 - 17:00
The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:00 - 17:30
The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:30 - 17:55
Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 17:55 - 18:25
Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 18:25 - 19:40
Brand new series - Brickbot Arena: The remaining teams build fighting robot brickbots and pit them against each other in the Brickbot Arena. Let the battle of the bricks begin! (S6 Ep5/12) [AD,S,W]
Sunday 19:40 - 22:00
(2009) JJ Abrams's sci-fi adventure reboot, starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana. A vengeful time traveller targets Kirk and Spock on their first mission. [AD,S,W]
Sunday 22:00 - 00:20
(2018) Ryan Reynolds returns as the potty-mouthed, can of whup-ass-opening superhero and now he's got buddies to help him take on baddie Josh Brolin in the all-out action comedy sequel. [AD,S,W]
Mon Aug 18
Monday 00:20 - 01:25
On the box: Dragons' Den, Crufts, Antiques Roadshow, Liar, and Five Guys a Week. Plus: ITV News on Harry and Meghan, and the coronavirus. (S15 Ep4) [AD,S,SL,W]
Monday 01:25 - 02:25
Natalie and Tom are left questioning everything after some steamy intimacy with Josh and Holly, while Chanice and Richardo invite 15 of the residents for an orgy. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S,W]
Monday 02:25 - 03:20
She's Just Not That Into You: Luka thinks a stew might be into him. And the final night of the season leads to arguing, crying and relationships in a shambles. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S,W]
Monday 03:20 - 04:10
My Big Fat Greek Yacht Emergency: Season nine sets sail from Athens. Captain Sandy and chief stew Aesha are back. But the provisions arrive after the guests. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S,W]
Monday 04:10 - 04:55
Sneak, Sip, and Sink: The guests are still without provisions, but two deckhands save the day by securing a surprise from a neighbouring boat. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S,W]
Monday 04:55 - 05:20
This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S,W]
Monday 05:20 - 07:00
Sienna prepares to confront Jez. Rex gets two shocking surprises. A villager is released from prison. And as grief overwhelms Mercedes, will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth. [AD,S,W]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Mercedes is overcome with emotion as her family hold a vigil for Bobby. Dillon extends an olive branch to an unexpected resident. And will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S,W]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S,W]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
The Secret Garden: Gordon Ramsay visits a romantic French restaurant in California, where temperamental chef Michel Bardavid's complicated cuisine is keeping the customers away. [S,SL,W]
Monday 09:00 - 09:30
Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S,W]
Monday 09:30 - 10:00
Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S,W]
Monday 10:00 - 10:30
Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S,W]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S,W]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) [AD,S,W]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) [AD,S,W]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Putting Down Roots: Dede's husband Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with. (S10 Ep9) [S,W]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Stuck in a Moment: Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they'll never forget - if she can find the perfect time. Claire is mad when Phil borrows the Christmas tree. (S10 Ep10) [S,W]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S,W]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S,W]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S,W]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S,W]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
The Road Trip: Jake tries to do something nice for Amy when he invites her boyfriend Teddy along on a work trip. It's a shame Amy's about to dump him... (S2 Ep9) [AD,S,W]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S,W]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22) [AD,S,W]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned's cute new dog loves Homer. (S26 Ep18/22) [AD,S,W]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
The Gorilla Experiment: Howard and Penny are both jealous when Bernadette becomes fascinated with Leonard's physics project. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S,W]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a Christmas visit, and then he finds out that Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S,W]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny that he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S,W]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S,W]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13) [AD,S,W]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S,W]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
As the McQueens prepare for Bobby's funeral, Mercedes confronts the person who she believes killed her son... Meanwhile, Prince gets some upsetting news. And will a secret fling be exposed? [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Out, Damned Spot: Captain Glenn doesn't let anyone off the hook when the crew get a bit rowdy during their night off. And a familiar face rejoins the crew... (S5 Ep9/16) [AD,S,W]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: As the celebs make a splash at the pool party, Liv confronts Louis. The boys head out on a triple date. And Made in Chelsea's Sam Prince joins the agency. (S14 Ep5/20) [AD,S,W]
Monday 23:00 - 00:00
What do the Goggleboxers make of Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and This Morning (bras)? (S23 Ep11) [AD,S,W]
Tue Aug 19
Tuesday 00:00 - 01:05
Cake-maker Fiona is a self-confessed 'princess' while Jessica loves lager and football and doesn't want to change. How do they get along on their first dates with Rakim and Ryan? (S18 Ep2) [AD,S,W]