Today 01:35 - 04:05
(2014) Action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L Jackson. A London teenager is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed agents that exists to save the world. [AD,S]
30: E4+1
Sat Sep 19
Today 04:05 - 04:55
Brand new series: Chef Ben's feeling the pressure in the galley following some less-than-complimentary guest comments. And a scandalous text sends shockwaves through the crew. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 04:55 - 05:20
Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Today 05:20 - 05:45
A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 05:45 - 06:10
Quaker Warden: Worried that her children are slipping away, Beverly takes on new responsibilities at William Penn. Murray struggles to work with Formica Mike. (S8 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 06:10 - 06:35
Lasagna You Deserve: Beverly decides to teach Adam to stand up for himself. Murray realises that he hasn't been a good friend to Vic. (S8 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 06:35 - 07:00
Operation: Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 07:00 - 08:00
Brand new series - What Lurks Beneath: It's history above and mystery below as the remaining teams build a tricky design with a watery surprise... Which duo are out of their depth? (S7 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Today 08:00 - 08:30
Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 08:30 - 09:35
Brand new series: Sam Prince shows off his new flame, Maali, at Beks' pool party, but when his back is turned, Jack swoops in. And Angus's ex has a secret. (S32 Ep1) [S]
Today 09:35 - 10:35
Cambridge Hotel: Gordon visits Cambridge, New York, where ex-military man John Imhof runs the Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship, alienating his staff and guests. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 10:35 - 11:35
Juniper Hill Inn (Part 1/2): Gordon visits the historic Juniper Hill Inn in Vermont, which looks like a million dollars but smells of sewage... (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 11:35 - 12:35
Juniper Hill Inn (Part 2/2): The issues keep coming at the Juniper Hill Inn in Vermont. Can Gordon help the staff and owners to communicate? Or will he be forced to abandon ship? (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 12:35 - 13:30
River Rock Inn: Gordon checks into the River Rock Inn in Pennsylvania, where owner Ken Pisciotta, who's drowning in debt, can't convince guests to stay in his neglected hotel. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 13:30 - 15:35
(2022) Family comedy with Owen Wilson. A young lad discovers that his slacker dad is a superhero. And before he's got used to the idea, he must foil a villain's plot to bring his dad down. [S]
Today 15:35 - 17:30
(1994) John Goodman, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Halle Berry and Elizabeth Taylor (!) come together to save the inimitable 1960s series from extinction in this live-action family comedy. [S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Mr Spritz Goes to Washington: Krusty wreaks havoc on the political system after the Simpsons help him to get elected. (S14 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
C.E.D'oh: Mr Burns signs the nuclear power plant over to Homer after Homer goes on a course and takes advantage of the fact that Burns has a canary named as its legal owner. (S14 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Bart Has Two Mommies: Marge babysits Rod and Todd, but Ned overreacts when she lets them play on a climbing wall. Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo. (S17 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 20:30
Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge... (S17 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:30 - 21:00
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore: Mr Burns outsources the plant to India and puts Homer in charge of training the workforce. Patty and Selma kidnap a celebrity. (S17 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 21:30
The Wettest Stories Ever Told: When the Simpsons' plans for a meal at The Frying Dutchman are ruined, they try to salvage the night by telling three tales of disaster at sea. (S17 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Today 21:30 - 22:00
Girls Just Want to Have Sums: When Principal Skinner gets cancelled for sexism, the school gets a new principal who mollycoddles the girls. So Lisa disguises herself as a boy. (S17 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
The celebrities watch Little Fires Everywhere, The Titan Games, Casino Royale, World Cup Final '66: England v West Germany, Naked Attraction, and Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
This time on the 'Box: Eurovision Song Contest, Bridgerton, Love Triangle Australia, Double the Money, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence and BBC News (northern lights). (S23 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sun Sep 20
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05
On the 'Box: Bridgerton, Britain's Got Talent, Inside No. 9, My Strange Addiction: Still Addicted?, Top of the Pops 1984, and The War on Britain's Motorists: Dispatches. (S23 Ep15) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10
A 60-something raver meets a part-time DJ. A competitive Pokémon player hooks up with a comic book fan. And a dog walker and a science guy bond over a love of pub quizzes. (S21 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:15
Will the flames of passion burn bright for fire performer Hayley and business owner Glen? And can tattoo fan Sarah from Wales find someone 'who'll take my bins out on a Tuesday'? (S22 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:15 - 04:10
This time on the 'Box: Eurovision Song Contest, Bridgerton, Love Triangle Australia, Double the Money, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence and BBC News (northern lights). (S23 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:10 - 05:05
On the 'Box: Bridgerton, Britain's Got Talent, Inside No. 9, My Strange Addiction: Still Addicted?, Top of the Pops 1984, and The War on Britain's Motorists: Dispatches. (S23 Ep15) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:05 - 05:30
Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:30 - 05:55
My Hero: Mitch's ex Teddy, a very personable and successful doctor, invites the family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink, where they all run rings around each other. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:55 - 07:00
The One Under Edinburgh: Jack plans a haunting, horror-themed wedding, while his bride-to-be Becka dreams of a traditional Scottish affair. Will Jack's concept be a screaming success? [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:15
Jonah takes his manipulation to the next level when he enforces a lockdown. A suspicious Dee Dee begins to put the pieces together. And a pregnancy test is discovered at the McQueens'... [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:15 - 08:45
Games People Play: Phil gets a new RV and has high hopes of going on a family road trip, but Claire decides to let him learn the hard way why it will likely be a terrible idea. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:45 - 10:20
The best bakers from both Series 11 heats compete to be crowned winner, in a finals week featuring party food pandemonium, supersized Showstoppers and a global sensation. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:20 - 12:05
(2007) Animated comedy written by and starring Jerry Seinfeld as a bee who decides to sue humans for all the honey they've stolen from bee-kind. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:05 - 13:05
The Keating: Gordon checks into The Keating, a boutique hotel in San Diego, California. Its owner has blown millions on design but hasn't spent on items the guests really need. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:05 - 14:05
Roosevelt Inn: Despite being over a million dollars in debt, the owner of the Roosevelt Inn in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, is busy cracking jokes and playing dress up. Can Gordon help? (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:05 - 14:35
Regarding Margie: Marge inhales poisonous fumes during a cleaning spree, gets amnesia and forgets who Homer is. (S17 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:35 - 15:05
The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:05 - 15:35
Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell asks Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:35 - 16:05
Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:05 - 16:35
Replaceable You: When Homer loses his job to his eager new assistant, he teams up with Ned to reveal her evil past. (S23 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:35 - 17:05
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky: Lisa petitions Mayor Quimby to end Springfield's light pollution problem, which leads to unexpected problems... (S14 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:05 - 17:35
Three Gays of the Condo: After realising that Marge only married him because she was pregnant with Bart, Homer moves out and ends up sharing an apartment with two gay men. (S14 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:35 - 18:00
Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:20
Brand new series - Run the Gauntlet: Boom! Crash! Bang! There's danger at every turn as the eight remaining teams set booby traps to stop Hamish Blake's Lego car in its tracks. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:20 - 21:00
(2015) Comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and Linda Cardellini. A man's living happily with his wife and stepchildren - until the kids' biological dad swaggers back onto the scene. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Borelli's Pizzeria: Gordon goes on an unexpectedly emotional journey in Chicago as he takes a slice out of pizza joint Borelli's and uncovers a personal battle. (S10 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 00:50
(2017) Taron Egerton returns as the newest recruit to the stylish secret agency Kingsman for more ass-kicking comedy action. A star-studded cast includes Julianne Moore and Elton John. [AD,S]
Mon Sep 21
Monday 00:50 - 01:50
A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting times when the show broke new dating ground, including when trans woman and celebrity Lauren Harries entered a pod. [AD,S]
Monday 01:50 - 02:55
On the box this time, Line of Duty, I Can See Your Voice, Beat the Chasers, Sex and the City, My Octopus Teacher, and The Earth at Night in Color. (S17 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:55 - 03:55
On the box this time, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Dragons' Den, Three Families, Headspace: Guide to Sleep, Secret Crush, Lego Masters USA, and This Morning. (S17 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 03:55 - 04:45
Will the flames of passion burn bright for fire performer Hayley and business owner Glen? And can tattoo fan Sarah from Wales find someone 'who'll take my bins out on a Tuesday'? (S22 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:45 - 05:40
On the box this time, Line of Duty, I Can See Your Voice, Beat the Chasers, Sex and the City, My Octopus Teacher, and The Earth at Night in Color. (S17 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 05:40 - 07:00
Jonah takes his manipulation to the next level when he enforces a lockdown. A suspicious Dee Dee begins to put the pieces together. And a pregnancy test is discovered at the McQueens'... [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
A comment from Cindy makes Dee Dee suspicious as she begins to put the pieces together. Meanwhile, a pregnancy test is discovered at the McQueens'... [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Theresa is blown away by her daughter's singing talents. And a revealed secret tears a family apart. [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
In Nottinghamshire, there's romantic crooning and post-meal planking, as Nena and Vish, Syreeta and Romaine, and Paul and Vicki put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Meson de Mesilla: Can Gordon Ramsay fix Meson de Mesilla, a Tuscan-style hotel in Las Cruces, New Mexico, that's falling flat? (S2 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
The Monticello Hotel: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 jobs? (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: Chef Ben's feeling the pressure in the galley following some less-than-complimentary guest comments. And a scandalous text sends shockwaves through the crew. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): The Simpsons are forced to flee to the countryside, where Homer accidentally invents highly addictive tomacco. But the animals like it too... (S11 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
I Rode a Hoverboard: Adam breaks his arm and tells his friends that he fell off a hoverboard, just like Marty McFly in Back to the Future. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet: A model agency scout approaches Barry. With New Year's Eve looming, Adam tries to make Murray build bridges with his own father, Pop Pop. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Dodger has a big decision on his hands. James makes a confession to Leah. And there's an intruder on the houseboat. [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
The Party: Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband, Kevin. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Alesia tries desperately to suppress a regrettable text, but gossip spreads quickly... Meanwhile, chef Ben has a meltdown when his oven breaks. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: Jack and Sam Prince compete for Maali's affections. A revelation from Philip's ex sends Georgia reeling. Liam wonders where he stands with Zeyno. Alice opens up. (S32 Ep2) [S]
Monday 23:00 - 00:05
Britain's top TV critics watch Vigil, Ready to Mingle, Beat the Chasers, Help, Antiques Roadshow, Life Drawing Live!, Take a Hike, and ITV News on the US Open. (S18 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tue Sep 22
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
Andrea and her son Stephan roll up for an evening of double dating. And bagpipe instructor Adam is deflated by online dating; can he get back on song with fellow Scot Conor? (S21 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:05 - 02:10
A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting times when the show broke new dating ground, including when trans woman and celebrity Lauren Harries entered a pod. [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:10 - 03:15
Brand new series: Jack and Sam Prince compete for Maali's affections. A revelation from Philip's ex sends Georgia reeling. Liam wonders where he stands with Zeyno. Alice opens up. (S32 Ep2) [S,SL]
Tuesday 03:15 - 04:00
Brand new series: Alesia tries desperately to suppress a regrettable text, but gossip spreads quickly... Meanwhile, chef Ben has a meltdown when his oven breaks. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:00 - 04:55
Meson de Mesilla: Can Gordon Ramsay fix Meson de Mesilla, a Tuscan-style hotel in Las Cruces, New Mexico, that's falling flat? (S2 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 04:55 - 05:20
Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:20 - 05:45
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:45 - 06:10
Mr. Ships Ahoy: Barry and Geoff square off in a campus beauty pageant. Beverly struggles to connect with her new colleagues at William Penn. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:10 - 06:35
Love Triangle: Barry gets jealous when Geoff invites Erica to the filming of their favourite TV talk show. Beverly makes Adam doubt his relationship with Brea. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:35 - 07:00
The Party: Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband, Kevin. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Theresa is blown away by her daughter's singing talents. And a revealed secret tears a family apart. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Dodger has a big decision on his hands. James makes a confession to Leah. And there's an intruder on the houseboat. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
In Nottinghamshire, Matt and Rachel serve up hearty food, Sam and Paula take a risk with an experimental menu, and Mark and Debbi roll out the red carpet - and invite their dog to dessert. [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Applegate River Lodge: In Oregon, Gordon Ramsay tries to rescue the Applegate River Lodge, which is around $1 million in debt. Can he help the owners turn their fortunes around? (S2 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Hotel Chester: Gordon visits Mississippi to rescue the failing Hotel Chester. The owner has 40 years' experience in the hotel industry but is struggling to make things work. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: Alesia tries desperately to suppress a regrettable text, but gossip spreads quickly... Meanwhile, chef Ben has a meltdown when his oven breaks. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Putting Down Roots: Dede's husband Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
American History X-cellent: When Mr Burns is arrested for art fraud, Smithers shakes things up at the power plant, so Homer and his friends plot to break Mr Burns out of jail. (S21 Ep17/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan: Adam and Barry find Erica's old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia in the cluttered garage and tease her mercilessly. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Darryl Dawkins Dance: As the school dance approaches, Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date to keep him away from her best friend Lainey. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Last Thanksgiving: Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they've split up - and they've definitely chosen a side. And Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Tree's a Crowd: The Dunphy home is bursting when Dylan's hippie mum moves in and Claire's stepdad wants to visit. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny get over his break-up. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Last Christmas: Cameron hopes to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell thinks he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
With Warren watching closely, Jenson has to hide his feelings for Mercedes. Leah becomes a suspect in a break-in. And a mum worries about her son's mental health. [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Chef Ben's got a broken oven and a seven-course meal to prepare. Eddy wants to win Jenna back, but the text scandal is proving difficult to overcome. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
Britain's sharpest TV critics have been watching: The Great British Bake Off, Vigil, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, and This Morning. (S18 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:05
On the Box this time, Strictly Come Dancing, Vigil, Serengeti II, Come Dine with Me, Ambulance, Hotel Paranormal, and Keir Starmer on The Andrew Marr Show. (S18 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wed Sep 23
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05
Chocolate expert Angus meets glam chocolate-lover Justine. Two fashionistas bond over a shared Harry Styles fixation. And sparks fly when a writer and a rock singer meet. (S23 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:05 - 02:10
A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting the good, the bad and the kinky, from a polyamorous couple and a three-time picker to food fetishes and whipped cream. [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:10 - 03:15
Britain's sharpest TV critics have been watching: The Great British Bake Off, Vigil, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, and This Morning. (S18 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:15 - 04:00
Brand new series: Chef Ben's got a broken oven and a seven-course meal to prepare. Eddy wants to win Jenna back, but the text scandal is proving difficult to overcome. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:00 - 04:50
The Monticello Hotel: Gordon visits the struggling Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. Can he keep the doors to this 90-year-old establishment open and save 50 jobs? (S2 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 04:50 - 05:15
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:15 - 05:40
Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:40 - 06:00
Bever-lé: Beverly starts selling make-up for a French company. And when the NFL players go on strike, Barry decides to try out for the Philadelphia Eagles. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:25
Couple Off: Erica and Geoff compete against Barry and Joanne to see who's the best couple. Adam gets a job to prove his independence to Brea. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:25 - 07:00
Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Dodger has a big decision on his hands. James makes a confession to Leah. And there's an intruder on the houseboat. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
With Warren watching closely, Jenson has to hide his feelings for Mercedes. Leah becomes a suspect in a break-in. And a mum worries about her son's mental health. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
In West Yorkshire, there's a surprise 1970s boogie, and food that's almost as glamorous as the hosts, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party. [S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Four Seasons Inn: Gordon Ramsay visits West Dover in Vermont, where a dog-friendly hotel is run like a hostel - with unpaid staff, instead of paying guests, staying in the rooms. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Murphy's Historic Hotel: Gordon checks in to Murphys Historic Hotel in northern California, where the owners are distracted from business by the party going on in the rowdy bar. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: Chef Ben's got a broken oven and a seven-course meal to prepare. Eddy wants to win Jenna back, but the text scandal is proving difficult to overcome. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Blasts from the Past: Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before becoming grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mum, who has an interesting past. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
Whanex?: While preparing a presentation for his students about future goals, Cam must contend with a bully at the school. Jay has technical trouble during a video conference. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
101 Mitigations: Homer steals Comic Book Guy's car. Can he avoid a jail sentence? (S30 Ep15/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Mansion Family: Mr Burns goes out of town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans, he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Cowboy Country: New couple Lainey and Barry talk Murray into watching a football match with Lainey's dad, Bill, but the two fathers support opposing teams. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van. And Adam gets suspended when he objects to being voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
The Prescott: Alex's new company puts her up in a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it... (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour, Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Paris: The family head to Paris so that Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry. But his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, haunts him. (S11 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned's cute new dog loves Homer. (S26 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
James is driven mad with confusion. Jenson enlists Imran's help. And a resident is determined to do the right thing. [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat, but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. And the officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: The pressure cranks up during a high-stakes four-day charter. Chef Ben pushes Ellie too far, leaving Captain Jason with no choice but to intervene. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series - Renate's German Restaurant: The atmosphere's frosty, the meat's microwaved and the future looks bleak at Renate's in Hanover Park. (S10 Ep5) [S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching Squid Game, Strictly Come Dancing, The Mating Game, Family Fortunes, Extreme Food Phobics, and The Hairy Bikers Go North. (S18 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thu Sep 24
Thursday 00:00 - 01:05
Aaron, who won The Traitors' first series, is on a date with straight-A student Laura. Plus: a date on rollerskates and a Mr Bean impression. (S21 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:05
A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting the good, the bad and the kinky, from a polyamorous couple and a three-time picker to food fetishes and whipped cream. [AD,S]
Thursday 02:05 - 03:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching Squid Game, Strictly Come Dancing, The Mating Game, Family Fortunes, Extreme Food Phobics, and The Hairy Bikers Go North. (S18 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:10 - 04:00
Brand new series: The pressure cranks up during a high-stakes four-day charter. Chef Ben pushes Ellie too far, leaving Captain Jason with no choice but to intervene. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:00 - 04:25
The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:25 - 04:50
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans, he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:50 - 05:15
Who's Afraid of Brea Bee?: Adam is cast in the star role in the school play. Barry tries to capitalise on Erica's breakup with Geoff. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:15 - 05:40
The Dating Game: Barry convinces Geoff to go on The Dating Game to help him move on from Erica. And Murray's big surprise for Beverly backfires. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:40 - 06:05
The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat, but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. And the officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:05 - 07:00
Applegate River Lodge: In Oregon, Gordon Ramsay tries to rescue the Applegate River Lodge, which is around $1 million in debt. Can he help the owners turn their fortunes around? (S2 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Suddenly, Last Summer: Mitch and Cam decide to get married. The kids are driving Phil and Claire crazy. Jay and Gloria prepare for Manny's solo trip to Colombia to visit relatives. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
First Days: Claire arrives for her first day at Jay's company but is worried that Jay doesn't have a real job for her. And Cam is now substitute teaching at the high school. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Janine and singing salesman Steve serve German food in West Yorkshire. Chloe and Adam host their first ever dinner party. But ex-pro boxer Denzil doesn't pull any punches with his feedback. [S]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Curtis House Inn: Gordon visits Connecticut's oldest inn, the Curtis House. Run by siblings who no longer talk to each other, things are falling apart. Will their legacy be lost? (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Historic Calumet Inn: Gordon visits the struggling Historic Calumet Inn in Pipestone, Minnesota, where the overworked staff are on the brink of revolt. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: The pressure cranks up during a high-stakes four-day charter. Chef Ben pushes Ellie too far, leaving Captain Jason with no choice but to intervene. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
Red Alert: Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not at all prepared for. So they call in reinforcements... (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
The Wild: Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle. And Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan a baby shower. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom, Do Shut Up. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so that he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Happy Mom, Happy Life: Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment, but Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
I'm Going to Miss This: When Mitchell struggles to let go of his old life, Gloria helps him to say goodbye. And Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house. (S11 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Finale (Part 1/2): Mitchell and Cam settle on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out so they can take control of the house again. (S11 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Finale (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode, the entire family discover that saying goodbye is much harder than it seems. (S11 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's Dutch cousin. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Bull-E: Bart is picked on at the school dance, so Marge convinces Springfield's authorities to pass anti-bullying legislation. But then Homer's arrested for victimising Ned. (S26 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Mathlete's Feat: Groundskeeper Willie coaches Lisa and the school Mathlympics team for an important maths quiz. (S26 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises where all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Captain Jason has to get involved when the galley descends into chaos yet again. But his demands for professionalism might prove too little, too late... (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
The Goggleboxers have been watching You. And also Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Trash Monsters: What's Your Waste Size? and other top TV. (S18 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:00
BFFs Emma and Dani have disastrous dating records - will double dating help? Aire from Venezuela wants someone 'a bit crazy'. Does colourful-trouser-wearing Mark fit the bill? (S22 Ep2) [AD,S]
Fri Sep 25
Friday 00:00 - 01:05
On the Box: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, Sex, Love & Goop, Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, The Cube, Celebrity Ghost Trip and This Morning. (S18 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 01:05 - 02:10
A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting times when the pickers got it spot on and chose their perfect date, including Gemma and James who found love. [AD,S]
Friday 02:10 - 03:10
The Goggleboxers have been watching You. And also Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Trash Monsters: What's Your Waste Size? and other top TV. (S18 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 03:10 - 04:00
Brand new series: Captain Jason has to get involved when the galley descends into chaos yet again. But his demands for professionalism might prove too little, too late... (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 04:00 - 04:50
Hotel Chester: Gordon visits Mississippi to rescue the failing Hotel Chester. The owner has 40 years' experience in the hotel industry but is struggling to make things work. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 04:50 - 05:15
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]
Friday 05:15 - 05:40
Daddy Daughter Day 2: Murray jumps in to help Erica get over her breakup with Geoff. Adam cooks up a senior prank to cement his legacy at William Penn. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 05:40 - 06:05
Poker Night: With Geoff away on spring break, Lainey heads to Hollywood to see her best friend. Adam is invited to join the cool kids' poker night. (S8 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 06:05 - 07:00
Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises where all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
Larry's Wife: Phil seems to have found his niche in real estate - selling to recently divorced women. Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:55
Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
In Manchester, Henry and Tom serve two lamb dishes, while Vinnie and Tanz offer lamb three ways. But one of the guests doesn't like lamb! [S]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Angler's Lodge: Gordon Ramsay visits Angler's Lodge in Idaho, a stunning venue whose owners have been struck by family tragedy. Can he rescue the broken business? (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Vienna Inn: Gordon checks in to the Vienna Inn, an Austrian-themed hotel and restaurant in Massachusetts, where business isn't what it used to be. Can he keep their doors open? (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: Captain Jason has to get involved when the galley descends into chaos yet again. But his demands for professionalism might prove too little, too late... (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Can't Elope: Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born does not go as hoped. Jay tries to get his new business off the ground by courting an Insta celeb. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Commencement: Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he's asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute, while Jay gives the commencement address. (S10 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
The Lost Boy: Adam gets lost in the Phillies baseball stadium when Murray lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
The Adam Bomb: Erica decides to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Pilot: The first episode of the Emmy-winning comedy, shot from the perspective of an unseen documentary maker. It's not easy being part of a family these days... (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
The Bicycle Thief: Phil is determined to help Luke show his mum that he's responsible enough to have the new bike they just got him, but Phil ends up being the irresponsible one. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
Come Fly with Me: Jay reluctantly takes Phil out to fly his new model plane, but a manoeuvre goes awry... (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
The Incident: Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone who she offended during 'the incident'. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm... (S32 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale (Olivia Colman). (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Ellie feels ready to make a bold move on João, but not quite as bold as the accusations she's planning on throwing at Alesia... (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 00:40
(2021) Simu Liu and Awkwafina star in MCU's Kung-fu superhero spectacular. Mild-mannered valet Shaun embraces his mystical heritage to battle his 1000-year-old warlord dad. [AD,S]
Sat Sep 26
Saturday 00:40 - 03:25
(2017) Taron Egerton returns as the newest recruit to the stylish secret agency Kingsman for more ass-kicking comedy action. A star-studded cast includes Julianne Moore and Elton John. [AD,S]
Saturday 03:25 - 04:15
Brand new series: Ellie feels ready to make a bold move on João, but not quite as bold as the accusations she's planning on throwing at Alesia... (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:15 - 04:40
I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:40 - 05:05
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger Simon. But it turns out Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:05 - 05:30
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:30 - 05:55
Alligator Schwartz: Erica returns from spring break determined to find out where she stands with Geoff. Adam's plan to get Dave Kim a date for prom backfires. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:55 - 06:20
The Proposal: Geoff's plan to surprise Erica with a marriage proposal unleashes a classic romcom mix-up. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:20 - 07:00
Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:00 - 08:10
Brand new series - Run the Gauntlet: Boom! Crash! Bang! There's danger at every turn as the eight remaining teams set booby traps to stop Hamish Blake's Lego car in its tracks. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 08:10 - 08:25
Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]
Saturday 08:25 - 09:25
Brand new series: Jack and Sam Prince compete for Maali's affections. A revelation from Philip's ex sends Georgia reeling. Liam wonders where he stands with Zeyno. Alice opens up. (S32 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 09:25 - 10:25
The Big Ibizan Zoo One: How will party fanatic Sonny's bride Jazmin greet his plans for a zoo-themed Ibizan beach party wedding with everyone covered in animal-print body paint?
Saturday 10:25 - 12:15
(2007) Animated comedy written by and starring Jerry Seinfeld as a bee who decides to sue humans for all the honey they've stolen from bee-kind. [AD,S]
Saturday 12:15 - 13:15
Murphy's Historic Hotel: Gordon checks in to Murphys Historic Hotel in northern California, where the owners are distracted from business by the party going on in the rowdy bar. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:15 - 14:15
Curtis House Inn: Gordon visits Connecticut's oldest inn, the Curtis House. Run by siblings who no longer talk to each other, things are falling apart. Will their legacy be lost? (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:15 - 15:15
Historic Calumet Inn: Gordon visits the struggling Historic Calumet Inn in Pipestone, Minnesota, where the overworked staff are on the brink of revolt. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:15 - 15:45
Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:45 - 16:15
Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:15 - 16:45
Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:45 - 17:15
The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:15 - 17:45
Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:45 - 18:15
Regarding Margie: Marge inhales poisonous fumes during a cleaning spree, gets amnesia and forgets who Homer is. (S17 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:15 - 18:45
The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:45 - 19:15
Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell asks Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:15 - 19:45
Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:45 - 20:15
Replaceable You: When Homer loses his job to his eager new assistant, he teams up with Ned to reveal her evil past. (S23 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:15 - 22:00
(2015) Comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and Linda Cardellini. A man's living happily with his wife and stepchildren - until the kids' biological dad swaggers back onto the scene. [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:00
On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates and more. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:00 - 00:05
The 'Boxers goggle at: Gladiators, Anton & Giovanni's Adventures in Spain, Wheel of Fortune, MasterChef, Trigger Point, MAFS Australia, and sex toys on This Morning. (S23 Ep16) [AD,S]
Sun Sep 27
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Slow Horses, Dating Naked, Celebrity Race Across the World and more? (S24 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]