Today 14:35 - 15:05
The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
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Sat Sep 20
Today 15:05 - 15:35
The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 15:35 - 16:00
The Holographic Excitation: The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger Simon. But it turns out Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom, Do Shut Up. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 22:00
(1992) Comedy starring Whoopi Goldberg. A casino singer who witnesses a Mob murder goes into hiding at a convent, where she soon has the choir rocking. With Maggie Smith. [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
On the Gogglebox this time: First Dates, Squid Game, Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection, Match Me Abroad, Building the Band and BBC News (bingo and Oasis). (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
Welcome to Wrexham, The Good Ship Murder, Married at First Sight UK, Coronation Street and Nadiya's Simple Spices are just some of the great TV shows up for review. (S22 Ep7) [AD,S]
Sun Sep 21
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
On the TV this time: Planet Earth III, Mamma Mia! I Have a Dream, Surviving Paradise, Uncanny, Celebrity Race Across the World, Crack Addicts and BBC News (Sir Bobby Charlton). (S22 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:15
Jo hasn't been chatted up in years and seeks someone 'feral, but not too feral'. Jewellery designer Marina is looking for a Christian who believes in no sex before marriage. (S22 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:15 - 03:20
Aspiring rapper Matt meets music producer Breda. Abbie warms up a tongue-tied Matt. And can dynamic grandma Karen give retired teacher Jim's dating game a much-needed boost? (S22 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:20 - 04:15
Welcome to Wrexham, The Good Ship Murder, Married at First Sight UK, Coronation Street and Nadiya's Simple Spices are just some of the great TV shows up for review. (S22 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:15 - 05:10
On the TV this time: Planet Earth III, Mamma Mia! I Have a Dream, Surviving Paradise, Uncanny, Celebrity Race Across the World, Crack Addicts and BBC News (Sir Bobby Charlton). (S22 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:10 - 05:35
Oates & Oates: When Ren decides to host an Earth Day telethon, Barry vows to help her book some A-listers. Beverly and her nemesis square off to find Bill a match. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:35 - 06:00
The Fake-Up: As things get more serious between Adam and Brea, Beverly struggles to let go. Barry is thrown when Lainey Lewis comes back to town for a visit. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:25
Pretty in Pink: With prom night looming, Adam worries that Brea will ditch him for a more popular guy. Erica struggles to support Geoff when he gets some bad news. (S7 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:25 - 07:00
Airplane!: Beverly announces a family trip to Miami, but Erica suspects that she's scheming. Murray grapples with his fear of flying. Geoff tries to keep the peace. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:10
Leela worries about Ste while Dillon jumps to conclusions. Jez plans a memorial for Sienna. A shocking discovery is made in a missing persons case. And Tom helps Tony adapt to prison life. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:10 - 09:05
Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 09:05 - 10:00
PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6) [S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:35
It's Bread Week, and the bakers make pull-apart monkey bread, a fast food Technical and a sweet bread Showstopper. Who'll rise to the top and who kneads to dust themselves off? (S16 Ep3/10) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 13:35 - 14:00
The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 14:55
The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:55 - 15:25
The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:25 - 15:55
The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:55 - 16:25
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:25 - 16:50
A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:50 - 17:25
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly: A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time. (S20 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:25 - 17:50
The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale (Olivia Colman). (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:50 - 18:15
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:15 - 19:55
Brand new series - Batman: The teams create iconic vehicles for notorious Batman villains, from The Joker to Harley Quinn. Whose badass build will send them to the semi-final? (S6 Ep10/12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:55 - 22:00
(1993) Comedy sequel starring Whoopi Goldberg and Lauryn Hill. Deloris - who's now made it big in Vegas - goes back undercover as a teacher to help a struggling school choir find its voice. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:50
Brand new series: MAFS UK is back, as a fresh batch of singles marry strangers! Our first couples get wed, but will an unexpected surprise and a potential ick threaten harmony? (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:50 - 00:20
Brand new series - The MAFS UK podcast is back! Danny Beard joins Lucinda for marriage mayhem, as they dissect all the drama from the biggest MAFS moments. (S3 Ep1) [S]
Mon Sep 22
Monday 00:20 - 01:20
More people are remaining virgins for longer, but now 12 courageous adult virgins embark on a unique intimacy course, at a luxury island retreat, to overcome their intimacy anxiety. (Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 01:20 - 02:20
Nicolle and Ben spice things up, but is Nicolle as happy with the night's climax as she appears? Thrill-seekers Katey and Dan pursue a live sex show experience. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 02:20 - 04:00
Brand new series: MAFS UK is back, as a fresh batch of singles marry strangers! Our first couples get wed, but will an unexpected surprise and a potential ick threaten harmony? (S10 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:00 - 04:55
Relentless optimist Charlie has a heart-to-heart with emotional osteopath Benji. And will single mum Rachel be happy to roll with divorced toilet paper salesman Stephen? (S22 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 04:55 - 05:20
Weathering Heights: Phil's excited when he's invited onto the local news. And his day gets even better when he meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (guest star Nathan Fillion). (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 05:20 - 07:00
Leela worries about Ste while Dillon jumps to conclusions. Jez plans a memorial for Sienna. A shocking discovery is made in a missing persons case. And Tom helps Tony adapt to prison life. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 07:00 - 07:30
There's a shocking discovery in a missing person's case. Tom helps Tony to adapt to prison life. And a resident gets backed into a corner... [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 07:55
Tony feels disheartened behind bars, but will the return of a familiar face help? Meanwhile, a secret becomes too heavy for one resident to hold. [AD,S]
Monday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 08:55
Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8) [S,SL]
Monday 08:55 - 10:40
Brand new series: MAFS UK is back, as a fresh batch of singles marry strangers! Our first couples get wed, but will an unexpected surprise and a potential ick threaten harmony? (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 10:40 - 11:05
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Monday 11:05 - 11:35
The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 11:35 - 12:00
The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he's hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
The Tenure Turbulence: Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all compete for the same vacancy at the university. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
The Audit: The squad panic when they learn that the precinct could be closed if they get a bad evaluation. And to make matters worse, their auditor's Amy's ex, Teddy. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Serve & Protect: A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's ongoing evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
In the Name of the Grandfather: Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time. (S20 Ep14/21) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 18:45
Brand new series: MAFS UK is back, as a fresh batch of singles marry strangers! Our first couples get wed, but will an unexpected surprise and a potential ick threaten harmony? (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 18:45 - 19:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope. [S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 20:30
Darren's world turns upside down, while Diane is forced to face her true feelings for Tony. And a resident has a huge decision to make... [AD,S]
Monday 20:30 - 21:00
A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Medical student Alice dates Max, the self-styled 'Wolf of Wallington High Street'. Veteran house music groover Mark meets Alison, a call centre worker by day and raver by night. (S17 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:50
Brand new series: There's a showstopping entrance and a major wobble as more strangers say 'I do'. And our first newly-weds jet off on their honeymoons, but are cracks forming? (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 23:50 - 00:55
Brand new series: Jules is livid as Molly infiltrates the group and hooks up with Tristan's bestie Chuggs. Beks kisses Freddy's best mate. And Livvy admits her eyes have wandered. (S30 Ep2) [S]
Tue Sep 23
Tuesday 00:55 - 01:55
What do the Goggleboxers think of Line of Duty, Celebrity Bake Off, The Flight Attendant, Teen First Dates, The Circle, Remarkable Places to Eat, and Matt Hancock on This Morning? (S17 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:55 - 03:45
Brand new series: There's a showstopping entrance and a major wobble as more strangers say 'I do'. And our first newly-weds jet off on their honeymoons, but are cracks forming? (S10 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 03:45 - 04:35
Brand new series: Jules is livid as Molly infiltrates the group and hooks up with Tristan's bestie Chuggs. Beks kisses Freddy's best mate. And Livvy admits her eyes have wandered. (S30 Ep2) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:35 - 05:25
Love Me Tender: Jared and Kyle clash. There's a difficult docking. Eileen gets under everyone's skin. And a night in the hot tub has repercussions. (S11 Ep6/17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:25 - 05:45
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:45 - 06:10
Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:10 - 06:35
The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 06:35 - 07:00
The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Tony feels disheartened behind bars, but will the return of a familiar face help? Meanwhile, a secret becomes too heavy for one resident to hold. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 07:55
Darren's world turns upside down, while Diane is forced to face her true feelings for Tony. And a resident has a huge decision to make... [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:55 - 08:10
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope. [S]
Tuesday 08:10 - 09:05
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S,SL]
Tuesday 09:05 - 11:00
Brand new series: There's a showstopping entrance and a major wobble as more strangers say 'I do'. And our first newly-weds jet off on their honeymoons, but are cracks forming? (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 11:55
The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:55 - 12:30
Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 12:55
Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:55 - 13:30
The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 13:55
The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:55 - 14:30
The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 14:55
The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:55 - 15:30
The Last Ride: Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Moo Moo: Jeffords wants to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a woman online. (S20 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly: A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time. (S20 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 19:00
Brand new series: There's a showstopping entrance and a major wobble as more strangers say 'I do'. And our first newly-weds jet off on their honeymoons, but are cracks forming? (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble... (S11 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
Peri finds comfort in Tom as sparks fly during their date. Sienna decides to do whatever it takes to escape. And a shocking theory about Robbie's whereabouts leaves residents heartbroken. [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly: A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time. (S20 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Looking for a love match this time are a self-proclaimed 'man-eater', a urologist whose job can scare off men, and a single mum seeking a guy who can accept that she has a child. (S17 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:10
Brand new series: More strangers get wed, but will a frosty first impression leave one bride out in the cold? And will there be harmonious honeymoons for our fresh newly-weds? (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:10 - 00:10
Demanding dance coach Miss D and her elite Dancing Dolls prepare for a fierce competition, but will spotty performances and personal scraps prematurely scupper their chances? (S1 Ep1)
Wed Sep 24
Wednesday 00:10 - 01:15
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:15 - 02:20
A retired champion car racer meets a champion ballroom dancer who's looking for a man 'with balls'. And sparks fly when Babestation model Rebecca meets leather-clad Mak. (S23 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:20 - 03:25
Brand new series: More strangers get wed, but will a frosty first impression leave one bride out in the cold? And will there be harmonious honeymoons for our fresh newly-weds? (S10 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:25 - 04:15
Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1) [S]
Wednesday 04:15 - 05:00
Cat's Out of the Bag: Jared's in hot water, Ben finds himself in a difficult position, a stew gets troubling news, and a shock decision rocks the boat. (S11 Ep7/17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:00 - 05:25
Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:25 - 05:50
Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:50 - 06:15
Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:15 - 07:00
The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of string theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
Darren's world turns upside down, while Diane is forced to face her true feelings for Tony. And a resident has a huge decision to make... [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 07:55
Peri finds comfort in Tom as sparks fly during their date. Sienna decides to do whatever it takes to escape. And a shocking theory about Robbie's whereabouts leaves residents heartbroken. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:55 - 08:50
Mama Rita's: Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California. (S3 Ep10) [S,SL]
Wednesday 08:50 - 10:00
Brand new series: More strangers get wed, but will a frosty first impression leave one bride out in the cold? And will there be harmonious honeymoons for our fresh newly-weds? (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
The Holographic Excitation: The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Old Wagon: Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone takes it on one last ride down memory lane. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Kiss: In honour of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay. And Claire becomes overbearing. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Cop-Con: The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event. It's usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by telling them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Chasing Amy: Santiago vanishes hours before her sergeant's exam. Can Peralta and Diaz find her and bring her back before it's too late? (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Father Knows Worst: Marge finds a sauna in the basement but doesn't tell anyone about it. Homer decides to get more involved in the children's education. (S20 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 18:05
Brand new series: More strangers get wed, but will a frosty first impression leave one bride out in the cold? And will there be harmonious honeymoons for our fresh newly-weds? (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:05 - 18:35
The Gorilla Dissolution: Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to look after Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:35 - 19:00
The Status Quo Combustion: With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge: Otto's rock 'n' roll marriage to his girlfriend Becky (Parker Posey) is over as soon as it's begun. So Becky moves in with the Simpsons. (S11 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Behind the Laughter: A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? (S11 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Tony's case suffers a shocking blow. Clare celebrates when Donny delivers some news. And two residents find comfort in one another. [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale (Olivia Colman). (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
It's Valentine's night, but 'clubbing queen' Amanda's looking for a guy who's not too romantic or keen too soon. And can businessman Brendan finally find love after almost 1000 dates? [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:35
Brand new series: More singles take the leap of faith. Sparks fly for some, but one bride riles up her in-laws before she's even got down the aisle! Plus: more honeymoon hoo-ha. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:35 - 00:35
Britain's sharpest TV critics have been watching Made in Chelsea, Dragons' Den, Line of Duty, Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic, The Invisible Man and The Graham Norton Show. (S17 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thu Sep 25
Thursday 00:35 - 01:45
Can two content creators, an adventure mermaid and a Sicilian chef find love? And Shrish returns, for cat chat, banter, bonding and plenty of spicy margaritas with James. (S22 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:45 - 03:15
Brand new series: More singles take the leap of faith. Sparks fly for some, but one bride riles up her in-laws before she's even got down the aisle! Plus: more honeymoon hoo-ha. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:15 - 04:15
What do the Goggleboxers think of Line of Duty, Celebrity Bake Off, The Flight Attendant, Teen First Dates, The Circle, Remarkable Places to Eat, and Matt Hancock on This Morning? (S17 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:15 - 05:05
Murder on the High Seas: Ben's mistake leaves everyone stranded at night in the middle of a storm. A new deckhand draws attention. And Fraser shares a kiss. (S11 Ep8/17) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:05 - 05:30
Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble... (S11 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:30 - 06:00
The Locomotion Interruption: Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:25
The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension brews between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:25 - 07:00
Grab It!: Jay's favourite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. And Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 07:55
A Tale of Three Cities: There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:55 - 08:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11) [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:35
Brand new series: More singles take the leap of faith. Sparks fly for some, but one bride riles up her in-laws before she's even got down the aisle! Plus: more honeymoon hoo-ha. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:35 - 11:00
How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:35
The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:35 - 12:00
The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
Earthquake: An earthquake traps Claire in the bathroom with the plumber. Manny has an existential crisis while he's out with Jay. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
Strangers on a Treadmill: Claire and Mitchell help each other spare their partners from embarrassment - Cameron from wardrobe choices, and Phil from his estate agents' speech. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Your Honor: Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
The Slaughterhouse: Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Coming to Homerica: When nearby Ogdenville's unemployed come to Springfield looking for jobs, Mayor Quimby shuts the town's borders and enlists private citizens to guard them. (S20 Ep21/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:35
Brand new series: More singles take the leap of faith. Sparks fly for some, but one bride riles up her in-laws before she's even got down the aisle! Plus: more honeymoon hoo-ha. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:35 - 19:00
The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Treehouse of Horror XIII: Homer's cloning hammock spirals out of control, and Lisa's meddling leaves Springfield vulnerable to zombie attack. (S14 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation: Homer goes to a rock 'n' roll camp. When it's time to leave, he just wants to keep rockin' with Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Lenny Kravitz. (S14 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
A tattooist who loves to shoot, a gym bunny, a cheesemaker and a multilingual entrepreneur who loves a man in a suit are all looking for love on their first date. (S20 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:20
Brand new series: Two more singles get wed, but could a bride's pursuit for perfection jeopardise love? Plus: more honeymoon hubbub as one groom threatens the chance of romance. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:20 - 00:20
Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Fri Sep 26
Friday 00:20 - 01:30
'Nice guy' Matteo meets goal-oriented Sam, who mentions babies before they've even ordered dinner. A 'tree hugger', a chef and a wedding singer also seek their matches. (S22 Ep8) [S]
Friday 01:30 - 02:45
Brand new series: Two more singles get wed, but could a bride's pursuit of perfection jeopardise love? Plus: more honeymoon hubbub as one groom threatens the chance of romance. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 02:45 - 03:15
The Vat of Acid Episode: It's a Rick, Morty and a vat of acid kind of adventure. But will it be worth Morty missing his English class for? (S4 Ep8/10) [AD,S]
Friday 03:15 - 03:30
[adult swim] Brand new series - Season finale of the adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). Every time a bell rings... (S4 Ep20) [S]
Friday 03:30 - 03:40
Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition: The Smiling Friends help a disgusting, vile loser... but also spray him with the hose. (S2 Ep1/8) [AD,S]
Friday 03:40 - 04:10
Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [S]
Friday 04:10 - 05:00
The Real Housewives of Grenada: Chef Anthony takes on his biggest challenge, while the relentless demands of a famous guest push the interior to their limit. (S11 Ep9/17) [AD,S]
Friday 05:00 - 05:25
The Expedition Approximation: Sheldon and Raj try to find out if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a tunnel. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 05:25 - 05:50
Thanksgiving Jamboree: Phil spares no expense on a Thanksgiving jamboree. And Hayley has to tell her dad that she'd rather spend the holidays with her boyfriend. (S8 Ep7) [S]
Friday 05:50 - 06:15
The Alliance: Haley's plan for a fun-filled girls' day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be more angst-filled than expected. And Luke finds himself in a compromising position. (S8 Ep8) [S]
Friday 06:15 - 07:00
Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
A Stereotypical Day: Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 07:50
Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S,W]
Friday 07:50 - 08:45
Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S3 Ep12) [S,SL,W]
Friday 08:45 - 10:00
Brand new series: Two more singles get wed, but could a bride's pursuit of perfection jeopardise love? Plus: more honeymoon hubbub as one groom threatens the chance of romance. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
No Loan Again, Naturally: When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord. (S20 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
Gone Maggie Gone: When Marge is temporarily blinded, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa has to go undercover as a nun to find her. (S20 Ep13/21) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Unplugged: Claire and Phil challenge the family to a digital detox contest. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Halloween: Claire, who loves Halloween, ropes in the whole family to spookify the Dunphy house, but none of it goes quite to plan. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
The Bank Job: Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they hunt for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Crime & Punishment: Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit. Can their Nine-Nine buddies save them from jail!? (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Replaceable You: When Homer loses his job to his eager new assistant, he teams up with Ned to reveal her evil past. (S23 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 18:15
Brand new series: Two more singles get wed, but could a bride's pursuit of perfection jeopardise love? Plus: more honeymoon hubbub as one groom threatens the chance of romance. (S10 Ep5) [S]
Friday 18:15 - 18:30
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope. [S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Misinterpretation Agitation: A smitten doctor turns up at Penny's door after her flirtatious sales techniques for the pharmaceutical company work a little too well. (S8 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart and Lisa end up in the same class when Bart's held back a year and Lisa is moved up one. (S14 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Large Marge: Marge accidentally gets breast implants. (S14 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:50
Brand new series: MAFS UK is back, as a fresh batch of singles marry strangers! Our first couples get wed, but will an unexpected surprise and a potential ick threaten harmony? (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 21:50 - 23:40
Brand new series: There's a showstopping entrance and a major wobble as more strangers say 'I do'. And our first newly-weds jet off on their honeymoons, but are cracks forming? (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 23:40 - 00:50
Brand new series: More strangers get wed, but will a frosty first impression leave one bride out in the cold? And will there be harmonious honeymoons for our fresh newly-weds? (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sat Sep 27
Saturday 00:50 - 02:20
Brand new series: More singles take the leap of faith. Sparks fly for some, but one bride riles up her in-laws before she's even got down the aisle! Plus: more honeymoon hoo-ha. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:20 - 03:35
Brand new series: Two more singles get wed, but could a bride's pursuit of perfection jeopardise love? Plus: more honeymoon hubbub as one groom threatens the chance of romance. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:35 - 04:25
Grenadian Nightmare: Anthony buckles under pressure. A familiar face shakes up the interior. And Fraser and Barbie's drama threatens to ruin a crew day off. (S11 Ep10/17) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:25 - 04:50
The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:50 - 05:15
The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:15 - 05:40
The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when NASA ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 05:40 - 06:05
The Prom Equivalency: The girls decide to re-enact their high school proms with their current partners on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:05 - 06:30
The Septum Deviation: When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:30 - 07:00
A Stereotypical Day: Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:00 - 07:30
It's All About Comptrol: Beverly decides to go into politics. Geoff is excited about freshman orientation even though Erica thinks it's a waste of time. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:30 - 07:55
Bill's Wedding: Beverly promises to throw Bill and Dolores a perfect wedding in less than 24 hours. (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:55 - 08:30
Dee-Vorced: Beverly is stunned to learn that Brea's mom Vicki is divorced. Barry struggles with feeling left out of the JTP. (S8 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:30 - 09:00
Eracism: After seeing Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing, Adam attempts to end racism in Jenkintown. Geoff is horrified to learn that Erica has no moral compass. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 09:00 - 10:35
Brand new series - Batman: The teams create iconic vehicles for notorious Batman villains, from The Joker to Harley Quinn. Whose badass build will send them to the semi-final? (S6 Ep10/12) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 10:35 - 11:35
Brand new series: Jules is livid as Molly infiltrates the group and hooks up with Tristan's bestie Chuggs. Beks kisses Freddy's best mate. And Livvy admits her eyes have wandered. (S30 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 11:35 - 12:35
Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8) [S]
Saturday 12:35 - 13:35
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S]
Saturday 13:35 - 14:05
The Santa Simulation: Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:05 - 14:35
The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:35 - 15:05
The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:05 - 15:35
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:35 - 16:05
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:05 - 16:35
The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:35 - 17:05
How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:05 - 17:35
No Loan Again, Naturally: When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord. (S20 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:35 - 18:05
Behind the Laughter: A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? (S11 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:05 - 18:35
Treehouse of Horror XIII: Homer's cloning hammock spirals out of control, and Lisa's meddling leaves Springfield vulnerable to zombie attack. (S14 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:35 - 19:05
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation: Homer goes to a rock 'n' roll camp. When it's time to leave, he just wants to keep rockin' with Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Lenny Kravitz. (S14 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:05 - 19:35
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart and Lisa end up in the same class when Bart's held back a year and Lisa is moved up one. (S14 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:35 - 20:00
Large Marge: Marge accidentally gets breast implants. (S14 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:00 - 22:05
(1993) Comedy sequel starring Whoopi Goldberg and Lauryn Hill. Deloris - who's now made it big in Vegas - goes back undercover as a teacher to help a struggling school choir find its voice. [AD,S]
Saturday 22:05 - 23:15
Shaun Ryder, Rylan, Joanna Lumley, Judi Love, Micah Richards, Oti Mabuse, Bill Bailey and others have been watching Stranger Things, Hunted and the Platinum Party at the Palace. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:15 - 00:15
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch: Banged Up: Stars Behind Bars, Planet Earth, Bake Off, Culprits, The Curse of Robert the Doll and much more. (S22 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sun Sep 28
Sunday 00:15 - 01:15
The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, Survivor, 007: Road to a Million, The Good Ship Murder and Shoplifters: Caught Red Handed. (S22 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]