19: U&Dave

Fri Sep 25
Richard Osman's House of Games

Today 03:00 - 03:35

Loose Woman legend Kaye Adams, TV presenter Mark Chapman, actor Philip Glenister and comedian Thanyia Moore join the modern-day king of murder mystery this time. [S]

Judge Romesh

Today 03:35 - 04:00

Musical legends Shaun Ryder and Bez from the Happy Mondays are locked in a clash over cash, and two twin sisters come to court and end up catching the eye of Bailiff Tom. [S]

Teleshopping

Today 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Today 06:00 - 07:30

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Today 07:30 - 08:20

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Cops on the Rock

Today 08:20 - 09:20

This Could Go Bang At Any Time: The Drug Squad hunts for an illegal fuel stash hidden deep in the Rock of Gibraltar, and Customs officers find valuable intelligence in an abandoned boat. [S,AD]

Cops on the Rock

Today 09:20 - 10:20

Probably The Best Job In The World: Gibraltar's armed police officers arrest a man accused of making death threats to police, and Customs officers search a huge cargo boat from Colombia. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Today 10:20 - 11:20

Rick Stein's gastronomic journey brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina, where he tastes a traditional veal stifado and kotopita. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Today 11:20 - 12:20

Continuing his journey, Rick Stein arrives in the Greek Peloponnese and samples memorable dishes like rooster stew hilopites with mizithra cheese. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Today 12:20 - 13:20

Freddie Flintoff, Chris Harris and Paddy McGuinness head to Thailand on a road trip in old pick-ups, and there's also a test of the astonishing electric two-seater Rimac Nevera. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Today 13:20 - 14:20

Chris, Freddie and Paddy hit the German autobahn in a trio of shiny supercars from Ferrari, Pagani and Porsche, and they also try out the latest electric micro-cars with a game in Paris. [S,AD]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Today 14:20 - 15:00

Bob and Paul travel to Dorset to fish for grayling in the River Frome, before turning their hands to mackerel fishing on Chesil Beach. [S,AD]

James May's Cars of the People

Today 15:00 - 16:00

The erstwhile Top Gear host can't get enough of driving... James reveals the cars that turned post-war Germany and Japan into motoring powerhouses at the expense of Britain. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Today 16:00 - 17:00

Takeaways: The biker duo explore how Britain's love affair with takeaway food has evolved and cook some of their favourites in the Best of British kitchen. [S]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Today 17:00 - 18:00

Rick Stein's gastronomic journey brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina, where he tastes a traditional veal stifado and kotopita. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Today 18:00 - 19:00

Continuing his journey, Rick Stein arrives in the Greek Peloponnese and samples memorable dishes like rooster stew hilopites with mizithra cheese. [S,AD]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Today 19:00 - 20:20

New. To celebrate another year of fishing, Paul and Bob travel to south west France to fish the River Lot and soak up the local culture. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Today 20:20 - 21:00

Claudia Winkleman, the Reverend Kate Bottley, Sara Barron and Ed Gamble join Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell for the award-winning panel show. [S]

QI XL

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Hoaxes: Offbeat comedy panel show hosted by Stephen Fry. Separating fact from fiction on the topic of hoaxes are Sean Lock, David Mitchell, Danny Baker and regular Alan Davies. [S]

Magnum P.I.

Today 22:00 - 23:00

New. The Day It All Came Together: Magnum is in for a shock when his ex-girlfriend Hannah shows up with a bullet wound and asks him to help find her missing CIA-agent father. [S]

8 Out of 10 Cats

Today 23:00 - 23:50

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy quiz as team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea are joined by guests Jamali Maddix, Rachel Riley, Sara Pascoe and Tom Davis. [S]

Mock the Week

Today 23:50 - 00:30

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis welcome guests Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Rhys James and Sindhu Vee. [S]

Sat Sep 26
Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 00:30 - 01:10

Claudia Winkleman, the Reverend Kate Bottley, Sara Barron and Ed Gamble join Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell for the award-winning panel show. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 01:10 - 01:50

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Sara Pascoe, Dan Walker, Nicola Coughlan and Mr Motivator - who is telling the truth, and who is making it all up? [S]

Not Going Out New Year Special

Tomorrow 01:50 - 02:50

Resolutions. With 40 minutes to go until midnight, a New Year's Eve party at Lee and Lucy's house turns sour when family members start making their resolutions. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tomorrow 02:50 - 03:25

Loose Woman legend Kaye Adams, TV presenter Mark Chapman, actor Philip Glenister and comedian Thanyia Moore join the modern-day king of murder mystery this time. [S]

Judge Romesh

Tomorrow 03:25 - 04:00

Judge Romesh dishes out justice for a rapper and a video producer locked in a bitter battle, and a stark-naked accident has brought an ABBA tribute act to court. [S]

Teleshopping

Tomorrow 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Tomorrow 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

New: East Harbour Heroes

Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00

Between a Fin and a Hard Place: There is chaos on both land and sea as a massive ship prepares to sail with millions in cargo, and a skipper faces a potential season-ending disaster. [S]

New: East Harbour Heroes

Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00

All About the Machines: The hard hat heroes scramble to offload a huge shipment, and the heavy-duty mechanics step in to help the brass pull off the mission. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:40

Host Rob Brydon and regular team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell invite guests Les Dennis, Richard Osman, Alice Levine and Lou Sanders to sort fact from fiction. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 10:40 - 11:20

The stellar cast of celebrity guests joining Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell for this edition are Stephen Hendry, Laura Whitmore, Chris McCausland and Maisie Adam. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 11:20 - 12:00

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell sort more fact from fiction - this time their guests are Josh Widdicombe, Gemma Cairney, Raj Bisram and Sophie Hermann. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:40

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Samantha Morton, Miles Jupp and Sarah Hadland. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 12:40 - 13:20

Claudia Winkleman, the Reverend Kate Bottley, Sara Barron and Ed Gamble join Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell for the award-winning panel show. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 13:20 - 14:00

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Sara Pascoe, Dan Walker, Nicola Coughlan and Mr Motivator - who is telling the truth, and who is making it all up? [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:40

Guests Joel Dommett, Sindhu Vee, Alex Horne and AJ Odudu join Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell, but are they telling the truth, or are they making it all up? [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 14:40 - 15:20

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by James Acaster, Dani Dyer, Oti Mabuse and Fred Sirieix. [S]

Wagging Rights

Tomorrow 15:20 - 16:20

Rhod Gilbert, Sara Pascoe, Harriet Kemsley, Kae Kurd and Vicky Pattison and their dogs take on classic agility training, as they compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 16:20 - 17:00

More Unseen Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell return for a further episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:40

At Christmas: Joining Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell for this special Christmas episode are Liz Bonnin, Stephen Merchant, Sharon Osbourne and Dr Ranj Singh. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 17:40 - 18:20

Host Rob Brydon and regular team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell invite guests Les Dennis, Richard Osman, Alice Levine and Lou Sanders to sort fact from fiction. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 18:20 - 19:00

The stellar cast of celebrity guests joining Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell for this edition are Stephen Hendry, Laura Whitmore, Chris McCausland and Maisie Adam. [S]

Ghosts

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:40

Free Pass: Alison tries to ensure that a shoot goes without a hitch when a TV company films a period drama in the house, and Julian tries his luck at betting on horse racing. [S,AD]

Ghosts

Tomorrow 19:40 - 20:20

Moonah Ston: Mike and Alison learn that some posh neighbours have an ancient claim over their land and throw an upmarket dinner party - with the ghosts' help - to help resolve an issue. [S,AD]

Ghosts

Tomorrow 20:20 - 21:00

Getting Out: A luxury hotel chain makes Mike and Alison a tempting offer, but the prospect of the couple's departure drives a wedge between the ghosts. [S,AD]

Not Going Out: Driving Home for Christmas

Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:55

Lee and Lucy regret leaving their Christmas shopping to the last minute on Christmas Eve when Lucy's wallet and mobile phone are stolen from a department store. [S]

Not Going Out New Year Special

Tomorrow 21:55 - 22:55

Resolutions. With 40 minutes to go until midnight, a New Year's Eve party at Lee and Lucy's house turns sour when family members start making their resolutions. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 22:55 - 23:35

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell sort more fact from fiction - this time their guests are Josh Widdicombe, Gemma Cairney, Raj Bisram and Sophie Hermann. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 23:35 - 00:15

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Samantha Morton, Miles Jupp and Sarah Hadland. [S]

Sun Sep 27
Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 00:15 - 00:55

Claudia Winkleman, the Reverend Kate Bottley, Sara Barron and Ed Gamble join Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell for the award-winning panel show. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Sunday 00:55 - 01:55

Charlie Brooker is host with actor and comedian Miles Jupp and journalist Charlotte Ivers joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]

Live at the Apollo

Sunday 01:55 - 02:55

More cutting-edge stand-up from the iconic theatre in London. The magnificent Jen Brister introduces comedians Esther Manito and Adam Rowe to the stage. [S]

I'll Get This

Sunday 02:55 - 03:30

Martin Kemp, Rob Beckett, Harry Redknapp, Victoria Coren Mitchell and Joanna Scanlan are the culinary connoisseurs looking to get out of paying for dinner in this episode. [S]

Judge Romesh

Sunday 03:30 - 04:00

A spurned spouse tries to get access to his dog-obsessed wife, and a sword swallower tries to resolve his issues with a blindfolded fire juggler. [S]

Teleshopping

Sunday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Sunday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Sunday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Yukon Gold

Sunday 08:00 - 09:00

Double Down: Chris pushes hard to start sluicing 24/7 while Nika's kid brother gets in the way, and Ken and Guillaume's plan to get two sluice plants running comes crashing down. [S]

Yukon Gold

Sunday 09:00 - 10:00

Old Timers' Revenge: Karl brings on extra help to finish the Dredge Cut, and Bernie gets shut down at Little Blanche when he discovers the old timers took more than he bargained for. [S]

Yukon Gold

Sunday 10:00 - 11:00

Race to the Finish: Nika's brother quits, leaving her and Chris in the lurch. Ken and Guillaume dig deep for one final big pay day, and Big Al puts his health on the line to break even. [S]

Red Bull Soapbox Race

Sunday 11:00 - 12:00

Tokyo: An extraordinary Red Bull Soapbox course at the Yomiuriland Amusement Park in Tokyo. The course includes a unique see-saw feature and a wicked berm. [S]

Red Bull Soapbox Race

Sunday 12:00 - 13:00

Holland: An ascent used in cycling's Amstel Gold Race plays host to an even more prestigious event! Teams of racers go Dutch as they career downhill in their homemade boxes. [S]

Wagging Rights

Sunday 13:00 - 14:00

Rhod Gilbert, Sara Pascoe, Harriet Kemsley, Kae Kurd and Vicky Pattison and their dogs take on classic agility training, as they compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. [S,AD]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Sunday 14:00 - 14:40

Bob and Paul head to the historic chalk stream of Driffield Beck in East Yorkshire, hoping to catch wild brown trout, while Ted is spruced up in a local doggy spa. [S,AD]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Sunday 14:40 - 15:20

Bob and Paul head to Nottinghamshire to fish for barbel in the River Trent, as well as staying in a memorable party house where they are joined by DJ Tony Blackburn. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 15:20 - 16:00

Rob Brydon presents the fact-or-fiction panel show, as David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by funny fibbers Bob Mortimer, Sarah Millican, Jon Richardson and David Harewood. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 16:00 - 16:40

Famous fibbers Greg Rutherford, Kirsty Young, Joanna Scanlan and Henning Wehn deride their fellow guests' truth-handling abilities in the deceitful quiz hosted by Rob Brydon. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 16:40 - 17:20

Panel show giggles. Jimmy Carr, Griff Rhys Jones, Dave Myers and Susanna Reid join Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack to discern unlikely fact from plausible fiction. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 17:20 - 18:00

Compilation: Rob Brydon returns with a special episode of the rib-tickling, fib-tackling comedy panel show, featuring all the best outtakes and unseen bits from series 7. [S]

Explore with Simon Reeve

Sunday 18:00 - 19:00

New. Patagonia to the Pampas: Simon Reeve leads a team researching the hidden side of international tourist locations, beginning with the landscapes of Argentina. [S]

Guy Martin: Proper Jobs

Sunday 19:00 - 20:00

Truck Rescue: Guy joins a multi-generational family business who rescue crashed or broken-down HGVs as he learns the physics of truck recovery and operates a crane during a complex rescue. [S,AD]

New: Wagging Rights

Sunday 20:00 - 21:00

Rhod Gilbert, Sara Pascoe, Harriet Kemsley, Kae Kurd and Vicky Pattison tackle scentwork, but with one human distracted by home life and one dog off their form, who will be Top Dog? [S,AD]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Sunday 21:00 - 22:00

New. Adil Ray hosts, with guest panellists comedian Julian Clary and journalist Sophy Ridge joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news. [S]

QI

Sunday 22:00 - 22:40

Jack and Jill: Stephen Fry poses questions about people whose names begin with 'J' to Katy Brand, Sue Perkins, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. [S]

Mock the Week

Sunday 22:40 - 23:20

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Olga Koch and Glenn Moore. [S]

Mock the Week

Sunday 23:20 - 00:00

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look through another week's events with guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Rhys James, Nish Kumar and Ellie Taylor. [S]

Mon Sep 28
Live at the Apollo

Monday 00:00 - 01:00

More cutting-edge stand-up from the iconic theatre in London. The magnificent Jen Brister introduces comedians Esther Manito and Adam Rowe to the stage. [S]

QI XL

Monday 01:00 - 02:00

Humans: Stephen Fry and the panel get hung up about humans in this edition of the informative quiz. Hoping to avoid the klaxon are Jo Brand, Jack Dee, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. [S]

Will & Ralf Should Know Better

Monday 02:00 - 03:00

Stand by Me: Will Mellor and Ralf Little sample a sustainable food trend, explore the realities of daily life in an eco-village, and try to tough it out overnight in the wild. [S,AD]

I'll Get This

Monday 03:00 - 03:35

Holly Walsh, Josh Widdicombe, Adrian Chiles, Melvin Odoom and Gemma Collins are the celebrities enjoying a meal on the house - or so they hope - in this episode. [S]

Judge Romesh

Monday 03:35 - 04:00

A colour-blind husband is in the dock for his hapless DIY efforts, and a frustrated fiance needs Judge Romesh's help to make his dream wedding come true. [S]

Teleshopping

Monday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Monday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Monday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Officers in Brownsville process an American citizen who crossed over the Rio Grande 20 years ago - and discover the reason he didn't want to come back. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Monday 09:00 - 10:00

A Cuban woman crosses the bridge in the hope of being granted political asylum in America, while officers in Laredo stop three students carrying something unusual in their car. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Monday 10:00 - 11:00

On the Cesme Peninsula, Rick Stein enjoys creamy Armola cheese, Urla's famous red wine, and the ultimate Turkish breakfast. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Monday 11:00 - 12:00

Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Monday 12:00 - 13:00

Sweet Tooth: A sugary episode, as the hairy ones try their hand at making their favourite childhood sweets and make a truly sumptuous cheesecake. [S]

Top Gear

Monday 13:00 - 14:00

Freddie samples the brutal full-contact motorsport of F1 stock cars, Chris gets to grips with Mercedes' 'F1 car for the road', and Paddy takes a drive in a luxurious Range Rover. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Monday 14:00 - 15:00

Chris and Freddie check out a new hot hatch from Honda and an old hot hatch from Peugeot, and Paddy tries to get a team of young amateur racers up to professional standards - fast! [S,AD]

James May's Cars of the People

Monday 15:00 - 16:00

James May goes off-road to explore how the 4x4 conquered the world - from Mount Fuji to the Mojave Desert, Captain Slow puts our favourite four-wheel drives to the test. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Monday 16:00 - 17:00

On the Cesme Peninsula, Rick Stein enjoys creamy Armola cheese, Urla's famous red wine, and the ultimate Turkish breakfast. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Monday 17:00 - 18:00

Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Monday 18:00 - 19:00

Sweet Tooth: A sugary episode, as the hairy ones try their hand at making their favourite childhood sweets and make a truly sumptuous cheesecake. [S]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Monday 19:00 - 19:40

While in Norfolk fishing for tench, Bob tries to impress Paul and fails - after a brief respite in a local brewery, they camp down in yurts before fishing again the next day. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Monday 19:40 - 20:20

Sorting the fact from the fiction with Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell this time are guests Maya Jama, Roisin Conaty, Roman Kemp and Dr Xand van Tulleken. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Monday 20:20 - 21:00

Sorting the fact from the fiction with Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell this time are guests Johnny Vegas, Alex Jones, Martin Lewis and Anna Maxwell Martin. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Naga Munchetty is guest host as Baroness Ruth Davidson and actor and comedian Hugh Dennis join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

QI XL

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

Humans: Stephen Fry and the panel get hung up about humans in this edition of the informative quiz. Hoping to avoid the klaxon are Jo Brand, Jack Dee, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. [S]

8 Out of 10 Cats

Monday 23:00 - 23:50

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show as team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea are joined by Al Porter, the Reverend Kate Bottley, Sara Pascoe and Dr Xand van Tulleken. [S]

Mock the Week

Monday 23:50 - 00:30

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss the events of news gone by in the company of guests Glen Moore, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Milton Jones and Rachel Parris. [S]

Tue Sep 29
Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 00:30 - 01:10

Sorting the fact from the fiction with Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell this time are guests Maya Jama, Roisin Conaty, Roman Kemp and Dr Xand van Tulleken. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 01:10 - 01:50

Sorting the fact from the fiction with Rob Brydon, Lee Mack, and David Mitchell this time are guests Johnny Vegas, Alex Jones, Martin Lewis and Anna Maxwell Martin. [S]

QI XL

Tuesday 01:50 - 02:50

Hanimals: The omniscient Stephen Fry asks tricky posers about animals beginning with the letter H. The perplexed panellists are Ruby Wax, Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Alan Davies. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tuesday 02:50 - 03:25

Bake Off star Ruby Bhogal, comedians Ed Byrne and Ingrid Oliver, and multi-Olympic medal-winner Sir Matthew Pinsent come aboard Richard's crafty quiz in this edition. [S]

Judge Romesh

Tuesday 03:25 - 04:00

A wife brings her husband to court over his obsession with a 'classic' car, and warring neighbours resort to drastic measures to settle their constant rowing. [S]

Teleshopping

Tuesday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Tuesday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Tuesday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Customs and Border Protection officers are stunned when they discover more than $2million of cocaine mixed in with gallons of household paint and bottles of beer. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00

Vigilant Customs and Border Protection officers uncover 5,000 rounds of ammunition being smuggled across Hidalgo Bridge into Mexico. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

Rick takes us to the place where his passion for Cornwall began - his family home at Trevose Head on the north Cornish coast, where he would go fishing with his father as a child. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Rick takes us to meet an extraordinary family who are making some of the best Gouda cheese in Britain and discovers the origins of the sea shanty in the fishing village of Mevagissey. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

Rick meets young chef Tom Adams, who runs Combeshead Farm, a leading field-to-fork restaurant in Cornwall. Rick then tries out a new recipe - pork chops with a sloe berry sauce. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

Rick discovers an unusual superstition and a rare type of Norman castle in Launceston, before meeting musicians Graham Fitkin and Ruth Wall in the far west of Cornwall. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00

Food Festivals: Another helping of top British grub with the bikers. The duo take a look at all the food festivals in the calendar that allow the British to indulge. [S]

Top Gear

Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00

Chris, Freddie and Paddy buy delivery vans on a budget and deploy science to find the best family car - later, Paddy heads to Italy to test out Ferrari's beautiful Daytona SP3. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00

Harry Enfield joins Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and Jason Dawe for a chat as they review the Citroen Berlingo, the Ford GT40, and the Mazda 6. [S]

James May's Cars of the People

Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00

It's back to the future for James May - he asks what happened to the cutting-edge motors our forebears promised, including fanciful steam cars and ludicrous jet turbines. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Rick takes us to the place where his passion for Cornwall began - his family home at Trevose Head on the north Cornish coast, where he would go fishing with his father as a child. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

Rick takes us to meet an extraordinary family who are making some of the best Gouda cheese in Britain and discovers the origins of the sea shanty in the fishing village of Mevagissey. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

Rick meets young chef Tom Adams, who runs Combeshead Farm, a leading field-to-fork restaurant in Cornwall. Rick then tries out a new recipe - pork chops with a sloe berry sauce. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

Rick discovers an unusual superstition and a rare type of Norman castle in Launceston, before meeting musicians Graham Fitkin and Ruth Wall in the far west of Cornwall. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00

Food Festivals: Another helping of top British grub with the bikers. The duo take a look at all the food festivals in the calendar that allow the British to indulge. [S]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:40

Paul and Bob fish for the mighty barbel in Hay-on-Wye - passing a graveyard, they muse about the future and chat to a local vicar about death and their own funerals. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 19:40 - 20:20

The Best Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return in an episode packed with some of the best bits from Series 14, with guests including Richard Osman and Samantha Morton. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 20:20 - 21:00

Unseen Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return with an episode of previously unseen material from the fourteenth series of the show. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

David Tennant is guest host as writer and broadcaster Richard Osman and comedian and actress Lucy Beaumont join Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

QI XL

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

Hanimals: The omniscient Stephen Fry asks tricky posers about animals beginning with the letter H. The perplexed panellists are Ruby Wax, Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Alan Davies. [S]

8 Out of 10 Cats

Tuesday 23:00 - 23:50

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show as Richard Osman, Ellie Taylor, Jessica Knappett and David O'Doherty join team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea. [S]

Mock the Week

Tuesday 23:50 - 00:30

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back at not-so-new news in the company of guests Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Larry Dean, Ed Gamble and Tiff Stevenson. [S]

Wed Sep 30
Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 00:30 - 01:10

At Christmas: Rob Brydon hosts a special Christmas episode as guests Jo Brand, Joe Swash, Joe Lycett and Ruth Madeley join Lee Mack and David Mitchell to sort festive facts from fibs. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 01:10 - 01:50

The Best Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return in an episode packed with some of the best bits from Series 14, with guests including Richard Osman and Samantha Morton. [S]

QI XL

Wednesday 01:50 - 02:40

Happiness: The questions are on the subject of happiness with Stephen Fry, Quizmaster Extraordinaire, in the chair. With Andy Hamilton, Rich Hall, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Wednesday 02:40 - 03:25

Bake Off star Ruby Bhogal, comedians Ed Byrne and Ingrid Oliver, and multi-Olympic medal-winner Sir Matthew Pinsent come aboard Richard's crafty quiz in this edition. [S]

Judge Romesh

Wednesday 03:25 - 04:00

Brute strength and stupidity bring a car seller and his friend to court. A prankster boyfriend's jokes have gone too far with his girlfriend and with Judge Romesh! [S]

Teleshopping

Wednesday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Wednesday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Wednesday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

A new recruit fresh out of training school makes her mark when she uncovers 12kg of cocaine hidden in a car that she has stopped on one of the bridges. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00

Customs and Border Protection officers think they spot a trend when they seize drugs from behind the dashboards of two cars. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

Rick meets good friend, actor and comedian Barry Humphries, who fell in love with Cornwall in the 1960s when he escaped London to develop his now-famous character Dame Edna Everage. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Rick journeys on the majestic Camel Estuary to one of Britain's finest vineyards before casting his line to hook Britain's fastest fish and learning about an ambitious new idea for Cornwall. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

Rick explores one of Cornwall's hidden secrets - the secluded and stunning Fowey Estuary - and makes a delicious pancake with a wild blackberry compote and Cornish clotted cream. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

Rick heads out to sea on the wild north Atlantic coast to go fishing for lobsters with his old friend and celebrity chef Nathan Outlaw, then helps to cook a lobster risotto. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00

Game: The bikers continue their culinary journey through time as they celebrate British food. Time for some meaty dishes with rabbit, grouse and venison on the menu. [S]

Top Gear

Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and Jason Dawe are joined by special guest Jay Kay as they review the Ford Focus RS, insider dealing, and the RS1800. [S]

Top Gear

Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00

Ross Kemp joins the guys as Jeremy Clarkson road tests the Aston Martin DB7, Jason Dawe checks out two second-hand cars, and Richard Hammond looks at the Citroen DS. [S]

James May's Man Lab

Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00

James May helps modern man reacquire vital skills that are in danger of being lost as he learns how to defuse an unexploded bomb, build a concrete kitchen and serenade a woman. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Rick meets good friend, actor and comedian Barry Humphries, who fell in love with Cornwall in the 1960s when he escaped London to develop his now-famous character Dame Edna Everage. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Rick journeys on the majestic Camel Estuary to one of Britain's finest vineyards before casting his line to hook Britain's fastest fish and learning about an ambitious new idea for Cornwall. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

Rick explores one of Cornwall's hidden secrets - the secluded and stunning Fowey Estuary - and makes a delicious pancake with a wild blackberry compote and Cornish clotted cream. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

Rick heads out to sea on the wild north Atlantic coast to go fishing for lobsters with his old friend and celebrity chef Nathan Outlaw, then helps to cook a lobster risotto. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00

Game: The bikers continue their culinary journey through time as they celebrate British food. Time for some meaty dishes with rabbit, grouse and venison on the menu. [S]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:40

Paul teaches Bob how to fly-fish for rainbow trout in the Monsal Valley in Derbyshire - they also discuss their beginnings in showbusiness and gossip about their contemporaries. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 19:40 - 20:20

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Chizzy Akudolu, Simon Gregson, Michelle Visage and Henning Wehn. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 20:20 - 21:00

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Shirley Ballas, Steven Bartlett, Josie Gibson and Chris McCausland for more amazing tales. [S]

QI XL

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Happiness: The questions are on the subject of happiness with Stephen Fry, Quizmaster Extraordinaire, in the chair. With Andy Hamilton, Rich Hall, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

Richard Ayoade is guest host as political commentator Marina Purkiss and comedian Phil Wang join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

8 Out of 10 Cats

Wednesday 23:00 - 23:50

Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent panel show as Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Phil Wang, Gabby Logan and Rosie Jones join the team captains for this edition of the programme. [S]

Mock the Week

Wednesday 23:50 - 00:30

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the recent past in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker and Milton Jones. [S]

Thu Oct 01
Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 00:30 - 01:10

Celebrity guests Bez, Motsi Mabuse, Shazia Mirza and Steve Pemberton reveal extraordinary stories about themselves, but are they telling the truth or making it all up? [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 01:10 - 01:50

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Chizzy Akudolu, Simon Gregson, Michelle Visage and Henning Wehn. [S]

QI XL

Thursday 01:50 - 02:50

Horrible: Stephen Fry asks awfully hard questions about all things horrible in the offbeat quiz. Guests are Dara O Briain, Chris Addison, Sean Lock and, of course, Alan Davies. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Thursday 02:50 - 03:25

Bake Off star Ruby Bhogal, comedians Ed Byrne and Ingrid Oliver, and multi-Olympic medal-winner Sir Matthew Pinsent come aboard Richard's crafty quiz in this edition. [S]

Judge Romesh

Thursday 03:25 - 04:00

A man's 60-plus stag dos have come between him and his fiancee, and an amateur burlesque group have come to the court to seek compensation over wet knickers. [S]

Teleshopping

Thursday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Thursday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Top Gear

Thursday 07:10 - 08:00

James May tries to drive a Toyota up an active volcano and the boys host a star-studded launch party for their Reasonably Priced Car. With guests Al Murray and Bill Bailey. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

At Columbia Solidarity officers are suspicious about the contents of two bags of sweets. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Thursday 09:00 - 10:00

A 12-year-old boy turns up at one of the bridges on his own, claiming that his mother has been kidnapped by the cartels and he has been living on the streets. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

At Golitha Falls - where the River Fowey tumbles down to the sea - Rick meets Dawn French, who has made Cornwall her home. Later, he boards the world's busiest chain ferry. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

Rick heads into china clay pits to discover what is known locally as white gold - one of Cornwall's most important industries - cooks a simple sea bass, and visits his niece at Land's End. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

Rick explores the post-war British modern art movement in St Ives, fishes for a mullet on the Lizard Peninsula, and learns about Cornwall's unusual emblem at Land's End. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

Rick travels across the Roseland Peninsula - starting at a spot thought to have been visited by Jesus - before visiting picturesque St Mawes and the attractive village of Mousehole. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Thursday 12:00 - 13:00

Spices: The bikers turn up the heat, exploring the origins of Britain's favourite spices. They also visit a chilli festival, with mouth-numbing consequences. [S]

Top Gear

Thursday 13:00 - 14:00

Actor Steve Coogan joins the trio as they take a gander at the Aston Martin Vanquish, the Ferrari 575, the Nissan Skyline and cars from the Bond film Die Another Day. [S]

Top Gear

Thursday 14:00 - 15:00

Chat show king Jonathan Ross guests as Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and Jason Dawe review the S Class Mercedes, the Audi A8, the Jaguar XJ and the Bentley Arnage T. [S]

James May's Man Lab

Thursday 15:00 - 16:00

James May helps modern man reacquire vital skills as he navigates the high seas the old-fashioned way, engages in a duel over a parking space, and builds a pub. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

At Golitha Falls - where the River Fowey tumbles down to the sea - Rick meets Dawn French, who has made Cornwall her home. Later, he boards the world's busiest chain ferry. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Rick heads into china clay pits to discover what is known locally as white gold - one of Cornwall's most important industries - cooks a simple sea bass, and visits his niece at Land's End. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

Rick explores the post-war British modern art movement in St Ives, fishes for a mullet on the Lizard Peninsula, and learns about Cornwall's unusual emblem at Land's End. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

Rick travels across the Roseland Peninsula - starting at a spot thought to have been visited by Jesus - before visiting picturesque St Mawes and the attractive village of Mousehole. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Thursday 18:00 - 19:00

Spices: The bikers turn up the heat, exploring the origins of Britain's favourite spices. They also visit a chilli festival, with mouth-numbing consequences. [S]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Thursday 19:00 - 19:40

Paul and Bob fish on the River Wensum in search of roach - they realise that age is taking its toll on their physicality, but Bob has a plan to help Paul recapture his youth. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 19:40 - 20:20

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Jo Brand, Lucy Martin, Amol Rajan and Joe Wilkinson for more extraordinary stories. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 20:20 - 21:00

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Munya Chawawa, Bob Mortimer, Professor Alice Roberts and Snoochie Shy for this edition. [S]

QI XL

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Horrible: Stephen Fry asks awfully hard questions about all things horrible in the offbeat quiz. Guests are Dara O Briain, Chris Addison, Sean Lock and, of course, Alan Davies. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

Guz Khan is host with comedian Ross Noble and broadcaster Janet Street-Porter joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

8 Out of 10 Cats

Thursday 23:00 - 23:50

Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent panel show as Lethal Bizzle, Tiff Stevenson, Jessica Knappett and Nish Kumar join team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea. [S]

Mock the Week

Thursday 23:50 - 00:30

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis return with an examination of current events in the company of guests Eshaan Akbar, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James and Sindhu Vee. [S]

Fri Oct 02
Would I Lie To You?

Friday 00:30 - 01:10

Rob Brydon hosts as team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Mist, Jayde Adams, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Ellie Simmonds. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Friday 01:10 - 01:50

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Jo Brand, Lucy Martin, Amol Rajan and Joe Wilkinson for more extraordinary stories. [S]

QI XL

Friday 01:50 - 02:50

Hypothetical: The questions are purely hypothetical in this edition of Stephen Fry's ever-popular panel quiz. With Sandi Toksvig, John Lloyd, Johnny Vegas and Alan Davies. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Friday 02:50 - 03:20

Bake Off star Ruby Bhogal, comedians Ed Byrne and Ingrid Oliver, and multi-Olympic medal-winner Sir Matthew Pinsent come aboard Richard's crafty quiz in this edition. [S]

Judge Romesh

Friday 03:20 - 04:00

The comic holds court over real-life disputes, featuring an extra who is costing his friend acting work. Plus, famous rappers Harvey and Romeo argue over copyright to some lyrics. [S]

Teleshopping

Friday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Friday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Top Gear

Friday 07:10 - 08:00

Motoring mayhem. The boys test out some old bangers in Germany, and former Labour PR chief Alastair Campbell takes a Reasonably Priced Car for a 'spin'. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

Officers are on the lookout for day-trippers trying to smuggle prescription pills into America, bought cheaply from one of the 200 pharmacies on the other side of the border. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Friday 09:00 - 10:00

Suspicions are raised when a routine x-ray reveals suspicious packages hidden inside the tyres of a pick-up truck. Officers also seize a large shipment of marijuana. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

Rick is at Tintagel in Cornwall, the birthplace of the tale of King Arthur - later, he explores the role of Methodism in Cornish history and meets a family who grow saffron. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

Rick explores the history of West Penwith - the most westerly place in mainland England - and follows an ancient track in search of Cornwall's oldest building. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

As Rick's Cornish odyssey comes to an end, he takes a city break in Truro, where he discovers an unusual ghost story and tours the magnificent cathedral. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

Rick takes a trip back in time to his early days running a nightclub in Padstow before making the ultimate fish pie with some deliciously plump pollock. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Friday 12:00 - 13:00

High Tea: The bikers celebrate great British food. High tea is a truly British invention, and the biker boys can't resist a mid-afternoon snack. [S]

Top Gear

Friday 13:00 - 14:00

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and Jason Dawe welcome special guest Tara Palmer-Tomkinson for a stylish car special, and the Top Gear Cool Wall is launched. [S]

Top Gear

Friday 14:00 - 15:00

Richard Burns sizes up the diesel-powered Peugeot RC sports car, and the Lotus Elise is tested. [S]

James May's Man Lab

Friday 15:00 - 16:00

James May helps modern man reacquire vital skills as he attempts to construct a new weapon designed to defeat one of man's mortal enemies - the wasp. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

Rick is at Tintagel in Cornwall, the birthplace of the tale of King Arthur - later, he explores the role of Methodism in Cornish history and meets a family who grow saffron. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

Rick explores the history of West Penwith - the most westerly place in mainland England - and follows an ancient track in search of Cornwall's oldest building. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

As Rick's Cornish odyssey comes to an end, he takes a city break in Truro, where he discovers an unusual ghost story and tours the magnificent cathedral. [S]

Rick Stein's Cornwall

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

Rick takes a trip back in time to his early days running a nightclub in Padstow before making the ultimate fish pie with some deliciously plump pollock. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Friday 18:00 - 19:00

High Tea: The bikers celebrate great British food. High tea is a truly British invention, and the biker boys can't resist a mid-afternoon snack. [S]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Friday 19:00 - 19:40

Paul fishes at the famous Bridge Pool near Christchurch in Dorset in a bid to catch sea trout - Bob arrives late, but he redeems himself by hooking the first fish of the day. [S,AD]

I'll Get This

Friday 19:40 - 20:20

Steph McGovern, Russell Kane, Dotty, Steve Pemberton and Richard Madeley are the famous faces hoping to get a free lunch - well, dinner, really - in this edition. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Friday 20:20 - 21:00

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Tom Allen, Sarah Greene, Ugo Monye and Morgana Robinson for this edition of the show. [S]

QI XL

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Hypothetical: The questions are purely hypothetical in this edition of Stephen Fry's ever-popular panel quiz. With Sandi Toksvig, John Lloyd, Johnny Vegas and Alan Davies. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Friday 22:00 - 23:00

Naga Munchetty is host with writer and broadcaster Richard Osman and comedian Maisie Adam joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

8 Out of 10 Cats

Friday 23:00 - 23:50

Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent panel show as guests Pamela Anderson, Kerry Godliman, Ella Eyre and Joe Wilkinson joining team captains Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea. [S]

Mock the Week

Friday 23:50 - 00:30

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis welcome guests Ed Byrne, Rhys James, Olga Koch, Nigel Ng and Suzi Ruffell. [S]

Sat Oct 03
Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 00:30 - 01:10

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Lucy Beaumont, Anton Du Beke, Desiree Burch and Ralf Little for more facts and fiction. [S]