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Wed Sep 03
Richard Osman's House of Games

Today 02:45 - 03:15

Singer Jamelia, comedian Susan Calman, notable choirmaster Gareth Malone and TV presenter Paul Martin test their general knowledge skills. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Today 03:15 - 04:00

Singer Jamelia, comedian Susan Calman, notable choirmaster Gareth Malone and TV presenter Paul Martin test their general knowledge skills. [S]

Teleshopping

Today 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Today 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Today 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Today 08:00 - 09:00

Officers discover fentanyl hidden in the backseat of a car, and two elderly sisters are caught trying to smuggle more than 600 tramadol pills. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Today 09:00 - 10:00

Officers make a massive seizure of meth hidden inside fruit crates, a former teacher is taken surprise by a warrant for her arrest, and a Syrian man begs for help. [S]

Railroad Australia

Today 10:00 - 11:00

Documentary series. A retooled grain train springs some leaks, Bernie's Streamliner festival faces disaster, and the Pichi Richi Explorer takes part in a crazy race. [S]

Railroad Australia

Today 11:00 - 12:00

Documentary series. A crack team in Victoria races to build the state's VLocity trains of the future, and slippery tracks and kangaroos throw a coal train off its path. [S]

Thu Sep 04
Storage Hunters UK

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30

Ipswich: Same great format, different accents! Storage Hunters visits the UK. The claws are out as Sam goes for Nat. A petrolhead's bin sparks a bidding war between the boys. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

Kent: The fiercely competitive auction show that's 'lots' of fun. Love is in the air, but has Heavy D found 'the one' or will his dreams be dashed by a poor gamble? [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

Yeovil: The volatile reality series following rival auction experts who try to snare big prizes for low prices. A slice of Vegas is among the discoveries. Dan pushes Nat too far. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

Gwent: The hugely popular reality series comes to the UK. Heavy D confuses the other bidders, Sean and indeed himself! A 'classic car' could well turn out to be an old banger. [S]

Railroad Australia

Tomorrow 14:00 - 15:00

Documentary series. Bernie struggles home in five Streamliner locos pulling 90 old coal wagons, and James wants to drive a diesel locomotive that he's been renovating for 20 years. [S]

Top Gear

Tomorrow 15:00 - 16:00

Petrol-fuelled fun. Jeremy hops in a Mercedes McLaren SLR and races Richard and James, who travel by boat, to Oslo. It's question time for David Dimbleby, who stops by for a chat. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Tomorrow 16:00 - 17:00

Clarkson has the not-so-latest motoring news with pals Richard Hammond and James May. Good news for white van men as the Ford Transit celebrates its birthday. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Long Weekends

Tomorrow 17:00 - 18:00

Vienna: Rick Stein visits Vienna, the city that is home to comfort dishes like tafelspitz and goulash and gave its name to the wiener schnitzel. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Tomorrow 18:00 - 19:00

Puddings: More yummy treats from Blighty. The bikers create some classic puds and explore the history behind our favourites. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:40

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Dion Dublin, Debbie McGee, Bob Mortimer and Lucy Porter. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tomorrow 19:40 - 20:20

TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tomorrow 20:20 - 21:00

TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]

QI XL

Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00

Jumble: The idiosyncratic quiz show. Jo Brand, John Sessions, Dara O Briain and Alan Davies are all in a jumble as the all-knowing Stephen Fry fires out more impossible posers. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00

Alex Horne is host as comedian Jack Dee and broadcaster Carol Vorderman join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

Taskmaster

Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:00

Welcome to Rico Face: Greg Davies draws on his wicked Inbetweeners alter-ego as he sets Katherine Ryan and other celebs cruel tasks, from pet rescue to pineapple concealment. [S]

Fri Sep 05
Mock the Week

Friday 00:00 - 00:40

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis welcome guests Ed Byrne, Rhys James, Olga Koch, Nigel Ng and Suzi Ruffell. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Friday 00:40 - 01:20

Compilation: Rob Brydon returns with a special episode of the rib-tickling, fib-tackling comedy panel show, featuring all the best outtakes and unseen bits from series 7. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Friday 01:20 - 01:55

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Dion Dublin, Debbie McGee, Bob Mortimer and Lucy Porter. [S]

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Friday 01:55 - 02:45

Like Top Gun All Over Again: Can a knock-off can ever be as good as the real thing? Comedian Dave Gorman offers some wry observations on DVDs, baking - and Bucks Fizz. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Friday 02:45 - 03:15

Newsreader Samira Ahmed, comedians Dom Joly and John Robins, and TV legend Angela Rippon test their general knowledge skills. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Friday 03:15 - 04:00

Newsreader Samira Ahmed, comedians Dom Joly and John Robins, and TV legend Angela Rippon test their general knowledge skills. [S]

Teleshopping

Friday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Friday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Friday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Friday 08:00 - 09:00

A shipment of cocaine is discovered in the fifth wheel of a tractor-trailer, and officers searching a courier van find a cache of firearms. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Friday 09:00 - 10:00

Officers in Eagle Pass seize over 15 kilograms of heroin and unveil a new cartel drug-smuggling tactic, and a Mexican family in Laredo makes a plea for humanitarian parole. [S,AD]

Railroad Australia

Friday 10:00 - 11:00

Documentary series. A group of trainee train drivers faces the reality of life on the lines, and Metro Train's Craigieburn Maintenance Depot battles to meet the network's demands. [S]

Railroad Australia

Friday 11:00 - 12:00

Documentary series. John Mackie takes on a hellish loco restoration job, Wilmar Sugar race to repair cyclone-destroyed tracks, and an upstart freight company takes on Broken Hill. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

Leeds: Auction warfare in the wheeler-dealer reality series. Tensions run high as the Americans come to town. A pig skin and a suit of armour are among the goods up for grabs. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

Birmingham: Cut-throat bidding as savvy storage experts battle for lucrative lots. Helium, horses and a box of inflatables are all up for grabs, while Nat and John clash. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

Royston: Sparks fly in the confrontational reality series - quite literally this time, as a storage bin goes up in smoke! A mystery object under tarpaulin causes a catfight. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

Newcastle: Not everything is black and white in Newcastle, as savvy bidders gamble on unseen storage units in the hit reality show. Feisty new girl Ione clashes with Shaun. [S]

Railroad Australia

Friday 14:00 - 15:00

Documentary series. Cracks appear in a multi-billion-dollar iron ore railroad, and learner driver James must survive the punishing Cockatoo run and the ire of instructor Dave Boyd. [S]

Top Gear

Friday 15:00 - 16:00

Motoring mania. A trio of convertibles have gone to Iceland - the Audi TT, Nissan 350Z and Chrysler Crossfire. Composer Tim Rice hopes to perform well in the Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Friday 16:00 - 17:00

The motoring show that pulls no punches. Jezza reviews BMW's M5. Richard and James try their hand at Russian roulette road testing. And what's the hottest hatchback? [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Long Weekends

Friday 17:00 - 18:00

Bologna: Rick Stein visits Bologna and learns how to make fresh egg pasta used for tortellini, tagliatelle, ravioli and lasagne - he also tries 13-year-old Parmesan cheese. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Friday 18:00 - 19:00

Island Life: The biker boys continue their countrywide hunt for great grub. They celebrate our love of fish and shellfish and find out about Billingsgate Market. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Friday 19:00 - 19:35

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Rylan Clark-Neal, Sara Pascoe, Mary Portas and Paul Sinha. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Friday 19:35 - 20:15

TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Friday 20:15 - 21:00

TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]

QI XL

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Jeopardy: The QI klaxon is the main danger for panellists Julia Zemiro, Sue Perkins, Ross Noble and Alan Davies as host Stephen Fry asks perilous questions about jeopardy. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Friday 22:00 - 23:00

Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Steph McGovern and panellists Miles Jupp and Camilla Long. [S]

Taskmaster

Friday 23:00 - 00:00

There's Strength in Arches: Greg Davies sets crackpot celebrity challenges. Richard Osman does something appalling with a shopping trolley, before the series champion is crowned. [S]

Sat Sep 06
Mock the Week

Saturday 00:00 - 00:40

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis welcome guests Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker, Ed Gamble and Mark Simmons. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 00:40 - 01:20

Christmas Special: The jolly panel show goes all Christmassy as Miranda Hart, Stephen Mangan, Barry Cryer and Miles Jupp join the three wise regulars. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 01:20 - 02:00

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Rylan Clark-Neal, Sara Pascoe, Mary Portas and Paul Sinha. [S]

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Saturday 02:00 - 03:00

I've Never Seen a Cat: One very funny man and his laptop. Dave plays tricks with singing toys, interrogates kids' TV characters, and messes with Monopoly. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Saturday 03:00 - 03:30

Newsreader Samira Ahmed, comedians Dom Joly and John Robins, and TV legend Angela Rippon test their general knowledge skills. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Saturday 03:30 - 04:00

Newsreader Samira Ahmed, comedians Dom Joly and John Robins, and TV legend Angela Rippon test their general knowledge skills. [S]

Teleshopping

Saturday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Saturday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Saturday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Saturday 08:00 - 08:30

Oxford: Same brilliant format, different accents! Storage Hunters comes to the UK. John goes against his wife and business partner's advice and ends up in a battle with Dan. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Saturday 08:30 - 09:00

Glasgow: Another round of auction ructions. Nat and John's day gets off to a flyer, but Dan's dirty tactics lead to mayhem - and fisticuffs! George is landed with a new pet. [S]

Railroad Australia

Saturday 09:00 - 10:00

Documentary series. A 1.5km-long train travels one of the toughest runs in Australia, and George Savell feels the pressure to keep millions of dollars of iron ore on the tracks. [S]

Railroad Australia

Saturday 10:00 - 11:00

Documentary series. A monster-sized freight train continues a 3000-kilometre journey through the Australian outback, and Bernie Baker battles the Blue Mountains in New South Wales. [S]

Top Gear

Saturday 11:00 - 12:00

Motoring mania. A trio of convertibles have gone to Iceland - the Audi TT, Nissan 350Z and Chrysler Crossfire. Composer Tim Rice hopes to perform well in the Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]

World's Most Dangerous Roads

Saturday 12:00 - 13:00

Java: TV presenter Alex Brooker and comedian Ellie Taylor are thrown together for an adventure across Java where the erupting volcanoes pose as big a threat as the terrifying roads. [S,AD]

Our Guy in Colombia

Saturday 13:00 - 14:00

Guy Martin's Colombian adventure takes in some gravity racing on souped-up bikes, a dive into a narco-submarine, and a cup of very special 'tea'. [S]

Alison & Larry: Billericay to Barry

Saturday 14:00 - 15:00

Alison and Larry get lost at Blenheim Palace and try puppet-making with former co-star Robert Wilfort while Larry tells Alison about his attempts at auditioning for James Bond. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 15:00 - 15:40

David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by radio presenter Sara Cox, comedian Jason Manford, journalist Nick Robinson and actor Harry Shearer. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 15:40 - 16:20

Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Warwick Davis, Hugh Dennis, Katherine Ryan and John Simpson, aiming to deceive their opponents with plausible lies. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 16:20 - 17:00

David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by actors Kevin Bishop and Brian Blessed, comedian Josh Widdicombe and historian Kate Williams. Hosted by Rob Brydon. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 17:00 - 17:40

David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Jamie Laing, Tracy-Ann Oberman and Claudia Winkleman. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 17:40 - 18:20

Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Radio 1 DJ Clara Amfo, actor Tom Davis, actor and musician Shaun Ryder and comedian Henning Wehn. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Saturday 18:20 - 19:00

Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by space scientist Maggie Aderin-Pocock, comedian Phil Wang, actor Jason Watkins and EastEnders star Adam Woodyatt. [S]

Gavin and Stacey

Saturday 19:00 - 19:35

Bryn plans a special treat for Gwen's birthday, but things take a surprising turn when an uninvited guest turns up. Stacey tells Gavin of her decision. [S,AD]

Gavin and Stacey

Saturday 19:35 - 20:15

The newlyweds begin leading separate lives. In Essex, Smithy takes a glum Gavin on a boys' night out, while in Barry, Stacey seeks to distract herself by going to bingo. [S,AD]

Gavin and Stacey

Saturday 20:15 - 21:00

Nessa goes into labour a month early, and the newlyweds are forced to put aside their differences to find Smithy before the baby's birth. [S,AD]

Here We Go

Saturday 21:00 - 21:40

Our Holiday to Scotland: Robin's attempt to stop Cherry's wedding in Scotland fails and ruins a Jessop family holiday, but later events provide renewed optimism for the future. [S]

I'm Alan Partridge

Saturday 21:40 - 22:20

The Talented Mr Alan: Steve Coogan returns as the hapless Alan Partridge. After a nervous breakdown, Alan has managed to rebuild his life with a coveted slot on Radio Norwich. [S]

I'm Alan Partridge

Saturday 22:20 - 23:00

The Colour of Alan: Steve Coogan's comedy classic. Alan is disturbed when Michael sleeps over, and then injures himself with a spike before a conference. [S]

Not Going Out

Saturday 23:00 - 23:40

Jury: Lee does jury service and joins eleven other jurors to debate a case. It's a simple enough task... that is, until Lee decides to put the other jurors on trial. [S]

Not Going Out

Saturday 23:40 - 00:20

Tent: Lee organises a family camping trip in an attempt to bring the generations together, but he's forgotten to check the weather, and Lucy is about to make a disturbing discovery... [S]

Sun Sep 07
Not Going Out

Sunday 00:20 - 01:00

Italian Lessons: When Lee and Lucy are asked to cover for Anna on more than one occasion so she can go out at night and have secret Italian lessons, they suspect she is having an affair. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 01:00 - 01:40

David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by radio presenter Sara Cox, comedian Jason Manford, journalist Nick Robinson and actor Harry Shearer. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 01:40 - 02:25

Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Warwick Davis, Hugh Dennis, Katherine Ryan and John Simpson, aiming to deceive their opponents with plausible lies. [S]

QI XL

Sunday 02:25 - 03:10

'T' Animals: Sandi Toksvig takes a look at animals that begin with the letter 'T' with Hannah Waddingham, Desiree Burch, Jason Manford and Alan Davies. [S]

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Sunday 03:10 - 04:00

A Helicopter Is Quicker Than a Car: Dave Gorman wittily scrutinises the modern world. Analysing nature's warning signs, he enlists celebrities, insect repellent and Doctor Google. [S]

Teleshopping

Sunday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Sunday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Sunday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

American Pickers

Sunday 08:00 - 09:00

Best Of: Cross Country Pickin': Mike and Frank take the ultimate American road trip from the cities to the coasts. [S]

American Pickers

Sunday 09:00 - 10:00

The Doctor is Waiting: Mike and Frank are scolded when they arrive late for an appointment with Dr Fred - and find themselves in a strange world once they get past his grumpy assistant. [S]

Our Guy in Colombia

Sunday 10:00 - 11:00

Guy Martin's Colombian adventure takes in some gravity racing on souped-up bikes, a dive into a narco-submarine, and a cup of very special 'tea'. [S]

Top Gear

Sunday 11:00 - 12:00

Motoring mayhem. The boys race three budget convertibles - a McLaren 12C Spider, a Ferrari 458 Spider, and an Audi R8 V10 Spyder - across Spain. Benedict Cumberbatch guest stars. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Sunday 12:00 - 13:00

Buckle up for more four-wheeled fun. The boys try to solve Britain's flood problems by building a car that moonlights as a hovercraft. Movie star Hugh Jackman goes for a spin. [S,AD]

Storage Hunters UK

Sunday 13:00 - 13:30

Milton Keynes: Auction anarchy as the explosive US reality show comes to... Milton Keynes! Under pressure, Dan gambles on a bin he might regret. Nat lets her heart rule her head. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Sunday 13:30 - 14:00

Bentwaters: Fierce bidding wars abound as the hit reality show crosses the Atlantic. The contents of some old army bunkers could mean a big windfall. A vintage box rouses Rupert. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Sunday 14:00 - 14:30

Perth: Auction experts compete for storage lots in the cut-throat reality show! The chance of winning a car in a blind auction drives Heavy D and the gang into a bidding frenzy. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Sunday 14:30 - 15:00

Blackpool: Fast-talking auctioneer Sean Kelly brings his hugely popular show over the pond. The gang visit Blackpool, where Nat and John take a punt on a novel mode of transport. [S]

Hairy Bikers Everyday Gourmets

Sunday 15:00 - 16:00

Weekend Treats: The Bikers show how to turn the weekend into a gourmet extravaganza without breaking the bank as they share some money-saving secrets. [S]

Hairy Bikers Everyday Gourmets

Sunday 16:00 - 17:00

Dinner for Two: The Bikers show how to make a dinner for two that is fit for a king on a pauper's budget, and chef Oliver Limousin gives them world-class presentation tips. [S]

The Americas with Simon Reeve

Sunday 17:00 - 18:00

Simon Reeve begins an ambitious journey travelling the entire length of the Americas - in this first leg, Simon travels from Alaska and down through Canada to Vancouver. [S]

The Americas with Simon Reeve

Sunday 18:00 - 19:00

In the second leg of his journey, Simon Reeve travels down the Rocky Mountains and meets a former Silicon Valley executive who has envisaged a new future for the land in Montana. [S]

Special Ops: To Catch a Criminal

Sunday 19:00 - 20:00

Operation Zori: A gunfight in suburban Kent leaves a victim seriously wounded and sparks a frenetic high-pressure race to hunt down the perpetrators. [S,AD]

Alison & Larry: Billericay to Barry

Sunday 20:00 - 21:00

Alison and Larry get lost at Blenheim Palace and try puppet-making with former co-star Robert Wilfort while Larry tells Alison about his attempts at auditioning for James Bond. [S,AD]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Sunday 21:00 - 22:00

New. Victoria Coren Mitchell is host as broadcaster Stacey Dooley and writer and comedian Andy Hamilton join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

QI XL

Sunday 22:00 - 23:00

Television: Sandi Toksvig celebrates the hundredth birthday of the BBC with Zoe Lyons, Greg James, Richard Osman and Alan Davies. [S]

Mock the Week

Sunday 23:00 - 23:40

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis welcome guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Kerry Godliman, Milton Jones and Chris Washington. [S]

Mock the Week

Sunday 23:40 - 00:20

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis welcome guests Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Rhys James and Rosie Jones. [S]

Mon Sep 08
Live at the Apollo

Monday 00:20 - 01:20

Emmanuel Sonubi welcomes Troy Hawke and Olga Koch to the stage. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 01:20 - 01:50

Housewarming: Entertaining comedy from across the pond. Patrick hosts a housewarming party but offends David when he refuses to let him help with the preparations for the big bash. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 01:50 - 02:15

Rock On!: The sitcom that's always in concert with humour! When Jocelyn convinces the Jazzagals to attend a rock gig, the group are forced to conceal a secret about the venue from her. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 02:15 - 02:40

A Whisper of Desire: Sultry goings-on as the hit sitcom continues. Johnny believes that Ted's mum is attracted to him, and Moira gets involved in a local musical production. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 02:40 - 03:05

The Hospies: Starry-eyed comedy from across the pond. Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards as Moira tries everything to stop Alexis attending an audition. [S]

Gassed Up

Monday 03:05 - 04:00

Sleeper: Mist challenges footballer and songwriter Chelcee Grimes to find an unassuming budget motor and transform it into a speed machine to compete at a drag race event. [S]

Teleshopping

Monday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Monday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Monday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Officers hand over a convict to Mexican authorities in the middle of the Juarez Lincoln bridge, and a man drops a marijuana joint on a customs floor in Progreso. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Monday 09:00 - 10:00

A man fears for his life after being stopped by a cartel in Laredo, clubbers in Detroit are found with drugs disguised in liquid, and officers stop a shipment of frozen rats. [S,AD]

Railroad Australia

Monday 10:00 - 11:00

Documentary series. The sugar train is desperate to hit its deadline for the first cane harvest of the year, and the Gemco team tackle a problematic N-Class locomotive. [S]

Railroad Australia

Monday 11:00 - 12:00

Documentary series. The Ghan train takes 288 passengers across Australia, and there is trouble on the tracks as a vital rail line is in urgent need of repair. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Northampton: Britain's answer to the riotous reality series. Ione goes head to head with Sam. And who will be left as a bridesmaid when a wedding carriage comes up for grabs? [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

Southampton: The UK's savviest bargain hunters vie for cost-effective clutter. There's a very unwelcome visitor to the auctions in Southampton! Heavy D aims to impress Ione. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

Lewes: Lots of blood, sweat and tears in this edition of the reality show spin-off, as one bidder is left sobbing on a boiling hot day in Lewes and Scotty smashes his stock! [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

Oxfordshire: Auction anarchy. Heavy D lets a fortune slip through his fingers and a mystery bin sparks a bidding war. Barry and Darren's nephew gets carried away - literally! [S]

Railroad Australia

Monday 14:00 - 15:00

Documentary series. One man and a huge train take on the unforgiving Pilbara, and four extreme train enthusiasts in Sydney tackle its rail network in the All Stations Challenge. [S]

Top Gear

Monday 15:00 - 16:00

Motoring mayhem courtesy of the usual team. Jeremy makes a splash at a local swimming pool with a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow MK1 and James travels back to the 70s in a Maserati Bora. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Monday 16:00 - 17:00

Jezza and the team find out if driving a Lamborghini Murcielago roadster gives the same kick as 12 angry bulls. Actor Timothy Spall is Mr (Corner) Turner as he takes to the track. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Long Weekends

Monday 17:00 - 18:00

Lisbon: Rick Stein visits Lisbon on the banks of the River Tagus, a city in love with its seafood and possibly the best custard tarts in the world. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Monday 18:00 - 19:00

Pub Grub: The bikers head to the pub to explore the story behind the boom in pub food and snacks and recreate mouthwatering dishes that would make any publican proud. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Monday 19:00 - 19:35

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Olivia Colman, Aston Merrygold, Jon Richardson and Michaela Strachan. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Monday 19:35 - 20:15

Richard is joined by comedian Maisie Adam, satirical impressionist Rory Bremner, Olympic gold medal-winning rower James Cracknell, and actor Michelle Gayle on this edition of the show. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Monday 20:15 - 21:00

Our survey says... that former Family Fortunes host Les Dennis is joining actor Charlie Brooks, comedian Darren Harriott, and TV presenter Melinda Messenger on this edition of the show. [S]

Alison & Larry: Billericay to Barry

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

It's the final leg of Alison and Larry's road trip as they join a male Welsh choir in Newport and try their hand at gin-making before finishing up in Barry Island. [S,AD]

QI XL

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

Just the Job: Inventive quizzing with inspector of gadgets Stephen Fry posing questions on genius gizmos to Sandi Toksvig, Jason Manford, Jeremy Clarkson and Alan Davies. [S]

Taskmaster

Monday 23:00 - 00:00

Pea in a Haystack: Greg Davies sets bewilderingly brilliant tasks - involving vegetable propulsion, snowmen and Swedes - to five celebrities, including Al Murray and Dave Gorman. [S]

Tue Sep 09
Mock the Week

Tuesday 00:00 - 00:40

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis present a special edition of the topical comedy show featuring best bits and unseen material. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 00:40 - 01:20

Rob Brydon hosts the sly panel show as David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Fiona Bruce, Micky Flanagan, Steve Jones and Claudia Winkleman tell implausible truths and believable lies. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 01:20 - 02:00

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Olivia Colman, Aston Merrygold, Jon Richardson and Michaela Strachan. [S]

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Tuesday 02:00 - 03:00

You Use a Spoon for Licking Custard: Life's little absurdities are wittily dissected. Dave asks what the term 'generation' really means. And why does his mum use emojis? [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tuesday 03:00 - 03:30

Former winners Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor test their general knowledge skills in a champions challenge. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tuesday 03:30 - 04:00

Former winners Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor test their general knowledge skills in a champions challenge. [S]

Teleshopping

Tuesday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Tuesday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Tuesday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Border officers in Detroit apprehend a woman after finding a handgun and ammunition in her vehicle, and officers in Eagle Pass find 150,000 dollars' worth of methamphetamine. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00

Officers find a man-made compartment within the trailer of a truck returning Stateside, and two Americans arouse suspicions with an unsafe lane change at the US-Canada border. [S,AD]

Outback Pilots

Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00

Crop-dusting ace Dennis faces extreme low-level flying in a race to complete the biggest job of the year, and Trevor and his rookie aviators prepare to save tourists in a fierce storm. [S]

Outback Pilots

Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00

Denis is faced with the biggest job of his career as his crop-dusting skills are put to the test, and Rescue 510 attempts a quick run to the hospital to save a snakebite victim. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Northumberland: Dave's ratings-topping reality show starring some burly bargain hunters. Glasgow Gary winds up the bidders again, while Scotty nearly kills Sean and himself! [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

Nottingham: It's all kicking off in the fiery reality series brimming with big characters and sky-high bids. On a farm in Notts, Heavy D and Barry clash. Linda is stitched up. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

Essex: Jabbering auctioneer Sean Kelly presides over more cut-throat storage sales. Linda tries to befriend Ione, which proves to be a big mistake! Nat finally walks out on John. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

Alton: Wheeler dealers clash in Dave's disharmonious spin-off reality series. Linda frets that the gang are exploiting her know-how in Hampshire. Boudicca and Heavy D pair up. [S]

Railroad Australia

Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00

Documentary series. Bernie puts the first-ever Streamliners festival together, but unprecedented levels of flooding in New South Wales threaten to end his dream. [S]

Top Gear

Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00

The lads head for the Isle of Man to decide which is best - the V8 Vantage Aston Martin, BMW M6 or Porsche 911 Carrera S. Trevor Eve is today's Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00

Frenzied four-wheeled fun with talkative trio Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The boys review the Porsche Cayman and chat to ex-Arsenal striker Ian Wright. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Long Weekends

Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00

Copenhagen: Rick Stein visits Copenhagen, the home of new Nordic cuisine, and cooks fried pork belly with lovage potatoes and parsley sauce, a dish once named as Denmark's favourite. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00

Preserving: The bikers journey through time, celebrating British food. Here they explore how some of our tastiest treats have evolved from a need to preserve. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:40

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Prue Leith, Scarlett Moffatt, Big Narstie and Tomasz Schafernaker. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tuesday 19:40 - 20:20

Richard is joined by comedian Maisie Adam, satirical impressionist Rory Bremner, Olympic gold medal-winning rower James Cracknell, and actor Michelle Gayle on this edition of the show. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tuesday 20:20 - 21:00

Our survey says... that former Family Fortunes host Les Dennis is joining actor Charlie Brooks, comedian Darren Harriott, and TV presenter Melinda Messenger on this edition of the show. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Mel Giedroyc is guest host as comedian Chris McCausland and broadcaster Kirsty Wark join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00

Drippy Strummer: Amusing musings on 21st century life. Dave asks just how gullible people are as he looks at movie marketing and whether celebrities really can sell anything. [S]

Taskmaster

Tuesday 23:00 - 00:00

The Dong and the Gong: Greg Davies thinks outside the box - or inside a cement-filled shoebox in Rob Beckett's case - as he sets celebs nutty tasks. Dave Gorman gets all bitey. [S]

Wed Sep 10
Mock the Week

Wednesday 00:00 - 00:40

Superlative satire from back when we were still in Europe and Donald Trump was a mere presidential hopeful! With guests Nish Kumar, Tiff Stevenson and Josh Widdicombe. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 00:40 - 01:20

Bruno Tonioli, Adam Buxton, Kirsty Wark and Rob Beckett join brazen bluffers David Mitchell and Lee Mack to tell tall tales and uncomfortable truths. Rob Brydon presents. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 01:20 - 01:55

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Prue Leith, Scarlett Moffatt, Big Narstie and Tomasz Schafernaker. [S]

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Wednesday 01:55 - 02:55

It Does Not Bong: All the wit, wonder and woes of modern life, as Dave tests the merits of man vs machine in all its lifelike glory. A lucrative situation presents itself. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Wednesday 02:55 - 03:30

Former winners Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor test their general knowledge skills in a champions challenge. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Wednesday 03:30 - 04:00

Former winners Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor test their general knowledge skills in a champions challenge. [S]

Teleshopping

Wednesday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Wednesday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Pointless

Wednesday 07:10 - 08:00

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers that no-one else can think of. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Officers at Eagle Pass intercept a driver smuggling narcotics over the border, and a group of passengers in Laredo refuse to admit to owning an air compressor full of rifles. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00

Officers in Progreso detain a man who made a dash back toward Mexico, and the team in Laredo uncovers methamphetamine concealed in a shipment of landscaping stone. [S,AD]

Outback Pilots

Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00

Repa calls in reinforcements in a dogfight with the weather to complete a mission, and police pilot Rob faces a deadly traffic jam on the beat at 12,000 feet. [S]

Outback Pilots

Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00

Heli-duster Brett Sommerlad contends with dangerous hazards while carrying out his job, and Trevor Riley and Josh Wellington face treacherous conditions while mustering livestock. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Poplar: Storage bin scuffles with that cor blimey guv'nor of auctions, 'septic tank' Sean Kelly. In London, Heavy D goes through his blue period after driving the bidders mad. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

Leamington Spa: The crowd-pulling reality series crosses the Atlantic and puts on a British accent. Heavy D gets more than he bargained for, while Nat and John feel cheated. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

Alton: The cut-throat auction show that's 'lots' of fun. Things escalate between Nat and Boudicca. There are explosive consequences when Scotty fails to read a warning sign! [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

Hull: More auction antics as salvage supremos fight over lumber on the Humber. Nat can't cope with both voodoo magic and Heavy D. Luckily, Sean has an emergency vehicle to hand! [S]

Railroad Australia

Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00

Documentary series. A retooled grain train springs some leaks, Bernie's Streamliner festival faces disaster, and the Pichi Richi Explorer takes part in a crazy race. [S]

Top Gear

Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00

Jezza and co take their favourite cars on a continental trip - the Ford GT, Ferrari F430 and Pagani Zonda. The then Minister for Transport, Stephen Ladyman, gets a grilling. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00

The motoring show best enjoyed with a steak. The gang try to buy a mid-engined Italian supercar for under ten grand. Ellen MacArthur swaps her yacht for a Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]

Rick Stein's Long Weekends

Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00

Cadiz: Rick's series of culinary city breaks continues with a trip to the historic city of Cadiz in southern Spain, which is renowned for its fresh tuna and manzanilla. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00

Slow Food: The bikers celebrate British food. For something delicious, it's worth using the best ingredients and cooking them to perfection - however long it takes. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:35

Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Jo Brand, Emma Bunton, Jonnie Peacock and Shaun Williamson. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Wednesday 19:35 - 20:15

Richard is joined by comedian Maisie Adam, satirical impressionist Rory Bremner, Olympic gold medal-winning rower James Cracknell, and actor Michelle Gayle on this edition of the show. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Wednesday 20:15 - 21:00

Our survey says... that former Family Fortunes host Les Dennis is joining actor Charlie Brooks, comedian Darren Harriott, and TV presenter Melinda Messenger on this edition of the show. [S]

QI XL

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Jumpers: Leap for joy as Stephen Fry hosts another edition of the stimulating quiz and Julian Clary, Ross Noble, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies tackle posers on jumping. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

Richard Ayoade hosts with rail union leader Mick Lynch and comedian Roisin Conaty joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]

Taskmaster

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:00

Little Polythene Grief Cave: Sadistic Mr Gilbert in the Inbetweeners, Greg Davies takes just as much pleasure from torturing celebs. Al Murray is confronted with an eggcup! [S]

Thu Sep 11
Mock the Week

Thursday 00:00 - 00:40

Brexit and Euro 2016 are ripe for mockery as Hugh Dennis, James Acaster, Dane Baptiste, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Holly Walsh and host Dara O Briain savage the week's events. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 00:40 - 01:20

Bob Mortimer and Mel Giedroyc are amongst the stars revealing improbable titbits about themselves, some of which are untrue. Can their fellow celebs pick out the porkies? [S]