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Thu Mar 26
Top Gear

Thursday 15:00 - 16:00

More madcap motoring with the team, plus all the not-quite-latest news and views from the vehicular world. Jeremy tests an updated version of the classic Jensen Interceptor. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Thursday 16:00 - 17:00

High jinks on the highway in the motoring show. Jeremy and James like to be beside the seaside in two new electric cars, and Richard meets the world's most extraordinary rally team. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Thursday 17:00 - 18:00

Takeaways: The biker duo explore how Britain's love affair with takeaway food has evolved and cook some of their favourites in the Best of British kitchen. [S]

Rick Stein's Mediterranean Escapes

Thursday 18:00 - 19:00

Mallorca and Catalonia: Rick Stein discovers the delights of Mediterranean food, including seafood and roast lamb in Mallorca, and Catalonian food at Barcelona's Boqueria Market. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 19:00 - 19:40

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Shirley Ballas, Steven Bartlett, Josie Gibson and Chris McCausland for more amazing tales. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Thursday 19:40 - 20:20

TV presenters Alex Jones and Karim Zeroual, comedian Jessica Knappett, and Judge Rob Rinder think they've got what it takes to take home one of the Pointless star's prizes this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Thursday 20:20 - 21:00

Retired athletes Steve Cram and Jeanette Kwakye hope that they won't be for the high jump when they join comedians Lloyd Griffith and Josie Long on the lovable quiz show. [S]

QI XL

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Unsavoury: Join Sandi Toksvig for a thoroughly unsavoury episode with Gyles Brandreth, Judi Love, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Alan Davies. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

Victoria Coren Mitchell is host as comedian Chris McCausland and journalist Sophy Ridge join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

Taskmaster: Champion of Champions

Thursday 23:00 - 00:00

Five series champions - Josh Widdicombe, Katherine Ryan, Noel Fielding, Rob Beckett and Bob Mortimer - clash as we find out their most embarrassing items. [S]

Fri Mar 27
Mock the Week

Today 00:00 - 00:40

English, Irish and Canadian comics take a totally unbiased look at Scottish independence as the likes of Ed Byrne and Josh Widdicombe hold the week's news up to ridicule. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Today 00:40 - 01:20

Lee Mack, David Mitchell, Miles Jupp, Heston Blumenthal, Emilia Fox and Ed Byrne try to separate tall tale from candid confession in the wily panel show. Rob Brydon hosts. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Today 01:20 - 02:00

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Shirley Ballas, Steven Bartlett, Josie Gibson and Chris McCausland for more amazing tales. [S]

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Today 02:00 - 02:50

Mel Giedroyc and Lou Sanders are joined by Rylan Clark, Lucy Beaumont and Fatiha El-Ghorri as Rylan has a sticky run-in with a pigeon and Lucy reveals her knicker-nicking past. [S]

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Today 02:50 - 04:00

Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Joel Dommett, Omid Djalili and Lindsey Santoro as Joel confesses some dastardly behaviour and Omid reveals how he upset Gwyneth Paltrow. [S]

Teleshopping

Today 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Today 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Today 07:10 - 08:00

A man wanted for murder is apprehended at the border, and officers discover over 80 kilograms of cocaine hidden inside a tractor-trailer. [S]

Cops on the Rock

Today 08:00 - 09:00

This Could Go Bang At Any Time: The Drug Squad hunts for an illegal fuel stash hidden deep in the Rock of Gibraltar, and Customs officers find valuable intelligence in an abandoned boat. [S,AD]

Cops on the Rock

Today 09:00 - 10:00

Probably The Best Job In The World: Gibraltar's armed police officers arrest a man accused of making death threats to police, and Customs officers search a huge cargo boat from Colombia. [S,AD]

Railroad Australia

Today 10:00 - 11:00

Documentary series. A group of trainee train drivers faces the reality of life on the lines, and Metro Train's Craigieburn Maintenance Depot battles to meet the network's demands. [S]

Rick Stein's Mediterranean Escapes

Today 11:00 - 12:00

Morocco and Turkey: As Rick's engaging guide to Mediterranean food reaches Morocco, he enjoys couscous, tucks into tagines and mint tea, and cooks the Moroccan dish of kefta mkaouara. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Today 12:00 - 13:00

24 kilograms of cocaine are found concealed in the air tank of a truck, and a cache of weapons bound for Mexico is intercepted. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Today 13:00 - 14:00

Officers intercept a shipment of hundreds of gun parts headed for Mexico, a nurse is caught smuggling pills in her boots, and a traveller carrying goat meat is inspected. [S]

How Britain Worked

Today 14:00 - 15:00

Engineering enthusiast Guy Martin recreates technical achievements of the 19th century and overhauls a steam locomotive currently in use on the Severn Valley Railway. [S]

Top Gear

Today 15:00 - 16:00

Motor mayhem. A trip to Italy for a supercar shootout featuring the Lamborghini Aventador, the McLaren MP4-12C and the Noble M600. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Today 16:00 - 17:00

Four-wheeled fun. Richard heads to the US to compare F1 and NASCAR, Jeremy and James travel to Beijing to probe China's car industry, and future host Matt LeBlanc stops by. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Today 17:00 - 18:00

Sweet Tooth: A sugary episode, as the hairy ones try their hand at making their favourite childhood sweets and make a truly sumptuous cheesecake. [S]

Rick Stein's Mediterranean Escapes

Today 18:00 - 19:00

Morocco and Turkey: As Rick's engaging guide to Mediterranean food reaches Morocco, he enjoys couscous, tucks into tagines and mint tea, and cooks the Moroccan dish of kefta mkaouara. [S,AD]

Would I Lie To You?

Today 19:00 - 19:40

Rob Brydon hosts as team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Mist, Jayde Adams, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Ellie Simmonds. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Today 19:40 - 20:20

TV presenters Alex Jones and Karim Zeroual, comedian Jessica Knappett, and Judge Rob Rinder think they've got what it takes to take home one of the Pointless star's prizes this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Today 20:20 - 21:00

Retired athletes Steve Cram and Jeanette Kwakye hope that they won't be for the high jump when they join comedians Lloyd Griffith and Josie Long on the lovable quiz show. [S]

QI XL

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Uncle Sam: Sandi Toksvig puts the UK-US special relationship under the microscope with Kemah Bob, Alex Edelman, David Mitchell, and Alan Davies. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Today 22:00 - 23:00

Alex Horne is host as comedian Jack Dee and broadcaster Carol Vorderman join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]

Taskmaster: Champion of Champions

Today 23:00 - 00:00

Five hall of famers return for more consensual indignity at the hands of Greg Davies. The challenges this time include making a mask which both looks and tastes great. [S]

Sat Mar 28
Mock the Week

Tomorrow 00:00 - 00:40

The 'Great British Break-Off' hogs the headlines again as Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons, Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan savage the week in news. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:20

Does Kelly Hoppen wash with an orange? Did Rhod Gilbert once holiday in a French garage? Rob Brydon hosts the fact-or-fib panel show where celebs bluff and blab for points. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 01:20 - 02:00

Rob Brydon hosts as team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Mist, Jayde Adams, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Ellie Simmonds. [S]

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Tomorrow 02:00 - 02:50

Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Nish Kumar, Ruby Wax and Reuben Kaye as Nish spills the beans on X-rated workplace behaviour and Ruby tells of a drug-smuggling past. [S]

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Tomorrow 02:50 - 04:00

Mel and Lou are joined by Rafe Spall, Carol Vorderman and Dan Tiernan as Rafe lifts the lid on how he evacuated a swimming pool and Carol reveals how she ruined a wedding. [S]

Teleshopping

Tomorrow 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:25

Shopping from Home.

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Tomorrow 07:25 - 08:20

Foraging: The bikers continue their journey through time, celebrating British food. In this episode, they take to the undergrowth in search of delicious free food. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 08:20 - 09:00

Rob Brydon hosts the hilarious panel show where bluffs are continually called. Frank Skinner, Bill Oddie, Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican join David Mitchell and Lee Mack. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:40

Cunning celebs attempt to tell fact from fiction. Rob Brydon welcomes regulars David Mitchell and Lee Mack plus Mackenzie Crook, Chris Packham, Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 09:40 - 10:20

Comedy panel show with David Mitchell, Lee Mack and guests including Lorraine Kelly and Dara O Briain. With David's teddy in the firing line, host Rob Brydon feels protective. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 10:20 - 11:00

David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by guests Alex Jones, Alexander Armstrong, Chris Tarrant and Mel Giedroyc to separate funny fact from fanciful fiction. Rob Brydon hosts. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:40

Lies, damned lies and celebrities! Richard Madeley, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kate Humble and Miles Jupp join David Mitchell, Lee Mack and Rob Brydon for the bluff-filled comedy quiz. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 11:40 - 12:20

Miranda Hart, Clare Balding, Dale Winton and Richard Bacon join Lee Mack, David Mitchell and Rob Brydon in the comedy panel show where brazen lies and poker faces are rewarded. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 12:20 - 13:00

Lee Mack, Des O'Connor and Tess Daly try to outfox David Mitchell, Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips in the comedy quiz show where fibs and deceit are rewarded. Rob Brydon presides. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:40

Rob Brydon hosts the fact-or-fiction comedy panel show. David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Dr Christian Jessen, Diane Parish, Gabby Logan and Andy Hamilton adopt their best poker faces. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 13:40 - 14:20

The comedy panel show where deceit and deception is the name of the game. Bob Mortimer, Patsy Kensit, Greg Davies and Richard Osman join captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 14:20 - 15:00

Jack Whitehall, Emily Maitlis, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci join David Mitchell and Lee Mack to separate funny fact from fanciful fiction. Rob Brydon hosts the panel show. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:40

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Jo Brand, Lucy Martin, Amol Rajan and Joe Wilkinson for more extraordinary stories. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 15:40 - 16:20

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Munya Chawawa, Bob Mortimer, Professor Alice Roberts and Snoochie Shy for this edition. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 16:20 - 17:00

Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Lucy Beaumont, Anton Du Beke, Desiree Burch and Ralf Little for more facts and fiction. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:40

Rob Brydon and captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Stephen Bailey, Asim Chaudhry, Gemma Collins and Sally Lindsay for more truths and untruths. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 17:40 - 18:20

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Tom Allen, Sarah Greene, Ugo Monye and Morgana Robinson for this edition of the show. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 18:20 - 19:00

Unseen Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material where the guests include Alex Jones, Will Mellor and Charlene White. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:40

Brazen bluffing with Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack in the very witty panel show. Also telling pork pies are Rhod Gilbert, Vernon Kay, Dara O Briain and Denise Van Outen. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 19:40 - 20:20

Fib-ulous comedy panel show fun with Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack. The celebrities with their pants on fire are Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tomorrow 20:20 - 21:00

Celebs try to out-bluff one another as they reveal barely believable titbits about themselves. Joan Bakewell, Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood and Jason Manford join the regulars. [S]

Red Dwarf

Tomorrow 21:00 - 21:40

Kryten: Classic sci-fi comedy following the clownish crew. Holly intercepts a distress call from a crashed spaceship and the crew meet a certain mechanoid named Kryten. [S,AD]

Red Dwarf

Tomorrow 21:40 - 22:20

Better than Life: Beloved space sitcom. Rimmer and Lister discover a computer game that allows them to experience their fantasies. But not everyone can control their minds. [S,AD]

Red Dwarf

Tomorrow 22:20 - 23:00

Thanks for the Memory: Stellar comedy. The crew get drunk to celebrate the anniversary of Rimmer's death, but wake to find their memories of the last four days have been wiped. [S,AD]

QI XL

Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:00

Ultras: Sandi Toksvig presents an ultra-interesting episode with Jordan Gray, Jason Manford, Sara Pascoe and Alan Davies. [S]

Sun Mar 29
Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Sunday 00:00 - 02:00

Richard Ayoade hosts with rail union leader Mick Lynch and comedian Roisin Conaty joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Sunday 02:00 - 02:40

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Jo Brand, Lucy Martin, Amol Rajan and Joe Wilkinson for more extraordinary stories. [S]

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Sunday 02:40 - 04:00

Mel and Lou are joined by Ross Kemp, Shirley Ballas and Rosie Jones as Shirley divulges her revenge on a cheating husband and Ross spills all on a prison-based prank. [S]

Teleshopping

Sunday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Sunday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Wilderness with Simon Reeve

Sunday 07:10 - 08:00

Kalahari: Simon Reeve travels across the Kalahari desert in southern Africa, going on a hunt with a group of San trackers before heading to the oasis of the Okavango Delta. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Sunday 08:00 - 08:30

Royston: Sparks fly in the confrontational reality series - quite literally this time, as a storage bin goes up in smoke! A mystery object under tarpaulin causes a catfight. [S]

Storage Hunters UK

Sunday 08:30 - 09:00

Newcastle: Not everything is black and white in Newcastle, as savvy bidders gamble on unseen storage units in the hit reality show. Feisty new girl Ione clashes with Shaun. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Sunday 09:00 - 10:00

Customs and Border Protection officers are stunned when they discover more than $2million of cocaine mixed in with gallons of household paint and bottles of beer. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Sunday 10:00 - 11:00

Vigilant Customs and Border Protection officers uncover 5,000 rounds of ammunition being smuggled across Hidalgo Bridge into Mexico. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Sunday 11:00 - 12:00

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and Jason Dawe are joined by special guest Jay Kay as they review the Ford Focus RS, insider dealing, and the RS1800. [S]

Top Gear

Sunday 12:00 - 13:00

Ross Kemp joins the guys as Jeremy Clarkson road tests the Aston Martin DB7, Jason Dawe checks out two second-hand cars, and Richard Hammond looks at the Citroen DS. [S]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Sunday 13:00 - 13:40

Paul and Bob go lake fishing in Wiltshire and are up before sunrise to give themselves a fighting chance of catching a crucian carp, one of the UK's shyest species. [S,AD]

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Sunday 13:40 - 14:20

Bob and Paul revisit the River Wye in Herefordshire - having fished the Middle Wye for barbel before, this time they head to the spectacular Lower Wye to fish for chub. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Sunday 14:20 - 15:20

Slow Food: The bikers celebrate British food. For something delicious, it's worth using the best ingredients and cooking them to perfection - however long it takes. [S]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Sunday 15:20 - 16:20

Beer and Cider: The lovable bikers explore how our love affair with beer and cider has evolved over time. They also visit a cider festival, where they press their own. [S]

Robson Green's Weekend Escapes

Sunday 16:20 - 17:00

Comedian Lost Voice Guy - also known as Lee Ridley - joins Robson in County Durham to explore the benefits of the great outdoors and go for a stroll down memory lane. [S]

Wilderness with Simon Reeve

Sunday 17:00 - 18:00

Kalahari: Simon Reeve travels across the Kalahari desert in southern Africa, going on a hunt with a group of San trackers before heading to the oasis of the Okavango Delta. [S]

The Americas with Simon Reeve

Sunday 18:00 - 19:00

Simon Reeve begins an ambitious journey travelling the entire length of the Americas - in this first leg, Simon travels from Alaska and down through Canada to Vancouver. [S]

Special Ops: To Catch a Criminal

Sunday 19:00 - 20:00

Operation Checkroom: Counter Terrorism Policing foil an Islamist terror plot, and the CPS Special Crime Unit bring those responsible for a fatal crash on the M62 to justice. [S,AD]

Special Ops: To Catch a Criminal

Sunday 20:00 - 21:00

Operation Napoleon: Manchester police take down a gang of teen car thieves while the Serious Fraud Office unravels a 400-million-pound global fraud in the steel industry. [S,AD]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Sunday 21:00 - 22:00

Richard Ayoade hosts with rail union leader Mick Lynch and comedian Roisin Conaty joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]

QI

Sunday 22:00 - 22:40

Ridiculous: Sandi Toksvig hosts an absolutely ridiculous episode with Alan Davies, Maisie Adam, David Mitchell and Holly Walsh. [S]

Mock the Week

Sunday 22:40 - 23:20

Dara O Briain hosts as guests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Holly Walsh pillory the news-makers. Worth watching just for Paul McCartney's meat-free rap. [S]

Mock the Week

Sunday 23:20 - 00:00

Another satirical summit as Dara and co scale a mountain of news and plant their flippant flags at the top. With James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe. [S]

Mon Mar 30
Live at the Apollo

Monday 00:00 - 01:00

More cutting-edge stand-up from the iconic theatre in London. The magnificent Jen Brister introduces comedians Esther Manito and Adam Rowe to the stage. [S]

QI XL

Monday 01:00 - 02:15

Ufology: Sandi Toksvig dusts off her tinfoil hat for a look at ufology with Cally Beaton, Nish Kumar, Tom Ward and Alan Davies. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 02:15 - 02:40

Stop Saying Lice!: Infectiously hilarious sitcom. Johnny tries to stop a spread of lice in the town, and Moira tries to get out of having a garden named after her. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 02:40 - 03:05

Friends & Family: More comedy with the warm-hearted Rose clan. Johnny and Moira look for a location for a family portrait, and David hosts a soft launch for the new store. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 03:05 - 03:30

Grad Night: One final third-series fling with the lovably backwater town. Johnny and Stevie celebrate having a fully-booked hotel, and David and Patrick go on a date. [S]

Schitt's Creek

Monday 03:30 - 04:00

Dead Guy in Room 4: The opening episode in the fourth series of the smash-hit sitcom. Moira feels responsible for a hotel guest's death, and David and Patrick make their romance official. [S]

Teleshopping

Monday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Monday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Monday 07:10 - 08:00

Food Festivals: Another helping of top British grub with the bikers. The duo take a look at all the food festivals in the calendar that allow the British to indulge. [S]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Britain's most talented detectives pursue two gunmen killers in Northamptonshire, distraction burglars in sleepy Kent, and a multi-million-pound footwear scam in Manchester. [S,AD]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Monday 09:00 - 10:00

Britain's most talented detectives pursue a violent drug gang in Gloucester, an aggressive mugger in sleepy Kent, and a gang of men stealing Britain's history in Cheshire. [S,AD]

Railroad Australia

Monday 10:00 - 11:00

Documentary series. John Mackie takes on a hellish loco restoration job, Wilmar Sugar race to repair cyclone-destroyed tracks, and an upstart freight company takes on Broken Hill. [S]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Monday 11:00 - 12:00

Rick Stein's gastronomic journey brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina, where he tastes a traditional veal stifado and kotopita. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Monday 12:00 - 13:00

A tip-off unearths a vast shipment of heroin and cocaine disguised as garbage bags, and officers respond to a medical emergency and deal with a drunken US Marshal. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Monday 13:00 - 14:00

More than 130 packets of cocaine are found hidden in the seats of a bus, a car explodes in the middle of the bridge, and a retiring officer makes his final bust. [S]

How Britain Worked

Monday 14:00 - 15:00

Engineering enthusiast Guy Martin renovates a sawmill in Wensleydale in North Yorkshire and then uses it to make a replica of the first pedal-powered bicycle. [S]

Top Gear

Monday 15:00 - 16:00

High-octane entertainment. Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are on location with the Sweeney movie and taking charge of the film's climactic car chase, and Ryan Reynolds guests. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Monday 16:00 - 17:00

Fasten your seatbelts for more motoring mayhem. The boys embark on a project to build mobility scooters that can tackle the British countryside. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Monday 17:00 - 18:00

Rick Stein's gastronomic journey brings him to northern Greece and the historic city of Ioannina, where he tastes a traditional veal stifado and kotopita. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Monday 18:00 - 19:00

Food Festivals: Another helping of top British grub with the bikers. The duo take a look at all the food festivals in the calendar that allow the British to indulge. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Monday 19:00 - 19:40

More Unseen Bits: Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return with more unseen material from guests including Charlie Brooker, Johnny Marr, Shazia Mirza and Craig Charles. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Monday 19:40 - 20:20

TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Monday 20:20 - 21:00

TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]

QI XL

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

'U' Animals: Sandi Toksvig, Rhod Gilbert, Lara Ricote, Ahir Shah and Alan Davies look at some animals beginning with 'U'. [S]

Frankie Boyle's New World Order

Monday 22:00 - 22:50

New. In a time where Donald Trump can be president, who better to dissect the news than Frankie Boyle? In this edition, Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe. [S]

Mock the Week

Monday 22:50 - 23:30

Zoe Lyons, Milton Jones, Rob Beckett and Ed Byrne join masters of mockery Dara O Briain, Andy Parsons and Hugh Dennis on the popular panel show that roughs up the news. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Monday 23:30 - 00:10

Comedy giant Greg Davies tells some tall tales as guest captain on the uproarious panel show where deceit is rewarded. With comic colossi Richard Osman and Phill Jupitus. [S]

Tue Mar 31
QI XL

Tuesday 00:10 - 01:10

Unrelated: Sandi Toksvig looks at a range of unrelated 'U' topics with Tom Allen, Chris McCausland, Lou Sanders and Alan Davies. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Tuesday 01:10 - 02:20

Guest host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Ria Lina and Matt Chorley join Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news. [S]

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Tuesday 02:20 - 03:05

Mel and Lou are joined by Alex Jones, Iain Stirling and Tim Renkow as Alex reveals how she got into trouble with the BBC and Iain spills the beans on being sacked. [S]

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Tuesday 03:05 - 04:00

Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Jamie Laing, Fern Brady and Jordan Stephens as Jamie and Jordan reveal all about their run-ins with the police. [S]

Teleshopping

Tuesday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Tuesday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Tuesday 07:10 - 08:00

Spices: The bikers turn up the heat, exploring the origins of Britain's favourite spices. They also visit a chilli festival, with mouth-numbing consequences. [S]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Britain's most talented detectives uncover human trafficking in Bristol, hunt the leader of a county lines gang in Surrey, and trawl through hours of CCTV to stop a vaccine fraudster in London. [S,AD]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00

Special police task forces tackle violent drug dealers in Gloucestershire, a fraudster in London, and a cruel gang making money illegally trading over two hundred wild birds from a pub. [S,AD]

Railroad Australia

Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00

Documentary series. The sugar train is desperate to hit its deadline for the first cane harvest of the year, and the Gemco team tackle a problematic N-Class locomotive. [S]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00

Continuing his journey, Rick Stein arrives in the Greek Peloponnese and samples memorable dishes like rooster stew hilopites with mizithra cheese. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00

Officers discover fentanyl hidden in the backseat of a car, and two elderly sisters are caught trying to smuggle more than 600 tramadol pills. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00

Officers make a massive seizure of meth hidden inside fruit crates, a former teacher is taken surprise by a warrant for her arrest, and a Syrian man begs for help. [S]

How Britain Worked

Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00

Guy Martin visits Llandudno in north Wales to try to return the seaside resort to its former Victorian glory, work on restoring its pier, and service its funicular tramway. [S]

Top Gear

Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00

More motoring madness. Jeremy and James pay tribute to recently deceased Swedish car maker Saab, while Richard races a rocket-powered flying man against a rally-spec Skoda. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00

The lads race round Donington in three stripped-out cars: the KTM X-Bow, the Morgan Three Wheeler and the Caterham R500. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00

Continuing his journey, Rick Stein arrives in the Greek Peloponnese and samples memorable dishes like rooster stew hilopites with mizithra cheese. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00

Game: The bikers continue their culinary journey through time as they celebrate British food. Time for some meaty dishes with rabbit, grouse and venison on the menu. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:35

At Christmas: Captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Gloria Hunniford, Guz Khan, Christopher Eccleston and Sophie Willan, but are they telling the truth or making it all up? [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tuesday 19:35 - 20:20

TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Tuesday 20:20 - 21:00

TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Victoria Coren Mitchell is guest host with comedian Ivo Graham and journalist Isabel Hardman joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as guest panellists to delve into the news. [S]

Frankie Boyle's New World Order

Tuesday 22:00 - 22:40

New. In a time where Donald Trump can be president, who better to dissect the news than Frankie Boyle? For this edition, Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe and Katherine Ryan. [S]

QI XL

Tuesday 22:40 - 23:40

Unrelated: Sandi Toksvig looks at a range of unrelated 'U' topics with Tom Allen, Chris McCausland, Lou Sanders and Alan Davies. [S]

Mock the Week

Tuesday 23:40 - 00:20

The unsparing panel show that puts the mockers on the world's headline-makers. This 'best of' end-of-series special also features riotous new material and daft outtakes. [S]

Wed Apr 01
Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 00:20 - 01:00

Star names turn 'true detective' in the mirthful fact-or-fiction panel show. Jo Brand, Roisin Conaty, Paul Foot and Ray Mears join Lee Mack, David Mitchell and Rob Brydon. [S]

QI XL

Wednesday 01:00 - 02:00

Upsadaisy: Sandi Toksvig hosts an 'upsadaisy' episode and is joined by Justin Moorhouse, Emmanuel Sonubi, Holly Walsh and Alan Davies. [S]

Live at the Moth Club

Wednesday 02:00 - 02:45

Fly-on-the-wall comedy. Ellen has to move the green room downstairs so it's accessible for headliner Tim Renkow, but George hasn't got the memo and has given the space to a bingo club. [S]

Live at the Moth Club

Wednesday 02:45 - 04:00

Fly-on-the-wall comedy. An estate agent tells George that selling up would make him enormously wealthy - it looks like the writing's on the wall, but can the gang do anything about it? [S]

Teleshopping

Wednesday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Wednesday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Wednesday 07:10 - 08:00

Breakfast: The Hairy Bikers look for great ways to kick start the day. They find out about how our morning meal has changed and evolved through the years. [S]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Surrey police investigate a drug-dealing gang, farmers in Northamptonshire are targeted by a gang in the countryside, and a crime squad in Kent investigate residential burglaries. [S,AD]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00

Special police task forces tackle a hit-and-run in Lancashire which turns out to be a deliberate attack on a single mum, and they also tackle a drug-dealing family dynasty in Bury. [S,AD]

Train Rescue Down Under

Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00

All Aboard an Australian Icon: The Ghan's maintenance team must race to ensure this iconic train departs the next day, and a routine job on a Queensland Rail commuter train hits a snag. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00

On the Cesme Peninsula, Rick Stein enjoys creamy Armola cheese, Urla's famous red wine, and the ultimate Turkish breakfast. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00

120 kilograms of cocaine are discovered in the axles of a lowboy trailer, and two men are caught attempting to smuggle a rooster for cock-fighting. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00

Packages of cocaine are found concealed in the chassis of a bus, officers receive a tip-off about a vehicle loaded with cartel cash, and a magician comes under scrutiny. [S]

How Britain Worked

Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00

Guy Martin and a team from the Black Country Living Museum restore a Newcomen engine, an 18th-century steam-powered device used principally to pump water out of mines. [S]

Top Gear

Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00

A good drive spoiled? Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can go motor racing for less than it costs to play golf, and rock icon Slash is let loose in a Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00

Gear up for more fun with the motor-mad motormouths. Jeremy builds a car that's even smaller than the famous Peel P50, and Damian Lewis is the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00

On the Cesme Peninsula, Rick Stein enjoys creamy Armola cheese, Urla's famous red wine, and the ultimate Turkish breakfast. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00

Breakfast: The Hairy Bikers look for great ways to kick start the day. They find out about how our morning meal has changed and evolved through the years. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:40

Celebrity guests Alex Jones, Chris McCausland, Su Pollard and Rav Wilding reveal extraordinary stories about themselves, but are they telling the truth or making it all up? [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Wednesday 19:40 - 20:20

TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Wednesday 20:20 - 21:00

TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]

QI XL

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Upsadaisy: Sandi Toksvig hosts an 'upsadaisy' episode and is joined by Justin Moorhouse, Emmanuel Sonubi, Holly Walsh and Alan Davies. [S]

Frankie Boyle's New World Order

Wednesday 22:00 - 22:40

New. Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe and Katherine Ryan as he continues to try to make sense of the bewildering world we live in. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Wednesday 22:40 - 23:40

Guest host Adil Ray and panellists Richard Osman and Jess Phillips MP join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news. [S]

Mock the Week

Wednesday 23:40 - 00:20

Dara O Briain, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons toast ten years of satirical sideswipes with guests Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe. Sepp Blatter provides ample material. [S]

Thu Apr 02
Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 00:20 - 01:00

The regulars plus Ray Winstone, Josh Widdicombe, Rachel Riley and Ricky Tomlinson make Yule fools out of each other by mixing festive fibs with facts. Top panel show laughs. [S]

QI XL

Thursday 01:00 - 02:00

Underthings: Sandi Toksvig is joined by Maisie Adam, Daliso Chaponda, Jack Dee and Alan Davies for a look at some underthings. [S]

Frankie Boyle's New World Order

Thursday 02:00 - 02:35

Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe and Katherine Ryan as he continues to try to make sense of the bewildering world we live in. [S]

I'll Get This

Thursday 02:35 - 03:05

Rylan Clark-Neal, Anton Du Beke, Carol Vorderman, Ed Gamble and Ellie Taylor meet at a restaurant for a fancy meal - and one of them will have to foot the bill for everyone's dinner. [S]

I'll Get This

Thursday 03:05 - 04:00

Tom Davis, Julian Clary, Laura Whitmore, Rachel Johnson and Chris Kamara are the celebrities aiming to avoid footing the bill for a very expensive meal out in this episode. [S]

Teleshopping

Thursday 04:00 - 06:00

Shopping from Home.

Teleshopping

Thursday 06:00 - 07:10

Shopping from Home.

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Thursday 07:10 - 08:00

Nation of Gardeners: The bikers celebrate British food. They head into the garden, where through good times and bad our skills have inspired amazing dishes. [S]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Britain's most talented detectives tackle a dangerous arsonist in Bristol, a drug smuggling operation in Manchester, and a family committing shocking animal cruelty in Cheshire. [S,AD]

Special Ops: Crime Squad UK

Thursday 09:00 - 10:00

Special police task forces tackle a brutal stabbing of a 16-year-old boy in Preston two days before Christmas, and Northamptonshire police target a drug-dealing gang on an estate. [S,AD]

Train Rescue Down Under

Thursday 10:00 - 11:00

To the Finish Line: The construction of a 130-tonne locomotive in Newcastle is nearing the finish line, and an overnight crew must get a Brisbane train on track before the morning commute. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Thursday 11:00 - 12:00

Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. [S,AD]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Thursday 12:00 - 13:00

A shipment of cocaine is discovered in the fifth wheel of a tractor-trailer, and officers searching a courier van find a cache of firearms. [S]

Border Force America's Gatekeepers

Thursday 13:00 - 14:00

Officers in Eagle Pass seize over 15 kilograms of heroin and unveil a new cartel drug-smuggling tactic, and a Mexican family in Laredo makes a plea for humanitarian parole. [S,AD]

How Britain Worked

Thursday 14:00 - 15:00

Guy Martin helps with the restoration of the oldest surviving Brixham sailing trawler and discovers how Britain acquired its taste for fish and chips. [S]

Top Gear

Thursday 15:00 - 16:00

The boys race three front-engined supercars on an epic trip starting in Las Vegas - last one to the Mexican border is a rotten egg! Fleetwood Mac drummer Mick Fleetwood guests. [S,AD]

Top Gear

Thursday 16:00 - 17:00

The boys' competitive streak rears its head as they race from Wembley to Milan - Clarkson is in a Shelby Mustang GT500 and Hammond and May are on a train. Amy MacDonald guests. [S,AD]

Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul

Thursday 17:00 - 18:00

Rick Stein's culinary odyssey ends in Istanbul, where he arrives in time for the bluefish season and catches a few himself while fishing on the Bosphorus. [S,AD]

Hairy Bikers' Best of British

Thursday 18:00 - 19:00

Nation of Gardeners: The bikers celebrate British food. They head into the garden, where through good times and bad our skills have inspired amazing dishes. [S]

Would I Lie To You?

Thursday 19:00 - 19:40

Sorting the fact from fiction with Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell this time are guests Lucy Beaumont, Frankie Boyle, Abby Cook and Mo Gilligan. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Thursday 19:40 - 20:20

TV presenter Gemma Cairney, comedy actor Tim Key, and sports hosts Gabby Logan and Jeff Stelling test their general knowledge skills with the ever-genial Pointless host this time. [S]

Richard Osman's House of Games

Thursday 20:20 - 21:00

TV presenter Charlotte Hawkins and comedians David Baddiel, Alex Brooker, and Sophie Duker test themselves against the best-selling author and Pointless friend's fiendish games. [S]

QI XL

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Underthings: Sandi Toksvig is joined by Maisie Adam, Daliso Chaponda, Jack Dee and Alan Davies for a look at some underthings. [S]

Frankie Boyle's New World Order

Thursday 22:00 - 22:40

New. Frankie is joined by Sara Pascoe and Katherine Ryan as he does stand-up, reviews, discussion and audience interaction in an attempt to make sense of what's going on around us. [S]

Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Thursday 22:40 - 23:40

Guest host Clive Myrie, journalist Katy Balls, and comedian Jo Brand join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news. [S]

Mock the Week

Thursday 23:40 - 00:20

Rob Beckett, Milton Jones, Ellie Taylor and Josh Widdicombe join the ribald - or should that be wry, bald - regulars for some topical teasing and witty stand-up. [S]

Fri Apr 03
Would I Lie To You?

Friday 00:20 - 01:00

Rob Brydon hosts the witty panel show in which kidology is rewarded. David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Aisling Bea, June Brown, Adrian Chiles and Seann Walsh are the fabulous fabulists. [S]