Today 15:40 - 16:20
Regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by one-time Bake Off champion Nadiya Hussain, comic and actor Michael Smiley, and comedians Bob Mortimer and Diane Morgan. [S]
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Sat Feb 14
Today 16:20 - 17:00
David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by radio presenter Sara Cox, comedian Jason Manford, journalist Nick Robinson and actor Harry Shearer. [S]
Today 17:00 - 17:40
Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Warwick Davis, Hugh Dennis, Katherine Ryan and John Simpson, aiming to deceive their opponents with plausible lies. [S]
Today 17:40 - 18:20
David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by actors Kevin Bishop and Brian Blessed, comedian Josh Widdicombe and historian Kate Williams. Hosted by Rob Brydon. [S]
Today 18:20 - 19:00
David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Jamie Laing, Tracy-Ann Oberman and Claudia Winkleman. [S]
Today 19:00 - 19:40
Dave is unhappy about Nessa's plans to visit Essex, Stacey ensures Gavin sticks to his promise while she finds a new job, and Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night. [S,AD]
Today 19:40 - 20:20
The Essex boys plan a big night out in Cardiff and a sleepover at Bryn's, but Smithy is concerned about seeing Nessa again. Meanwhile, Stacey tells Gavin about a worrying discovery. [S,AD]
Today 20:20 - 21:00
Biscuits: Alan Davies, Arthur Smith, Dara O Briain and Rich Hall wrack their brains as Stephen Fry sets the questions. Biscuits, ballet and baboons are on the mind-boggling agenda. [S]
Today 21:00 - 21:40
New. House Move: Lee and Lucy are moving house and viewing a property that Lucy loves when - embarrassingly - Lee needs the loo and a second buyer turns up to take a look at the property. [S]
Today 21:40 - 22:20
New. Doll: Lee brings a battered box home from the tip and proudly shows it to Lucy, but they both get a shock when Lee opens it in front of her. [S]
Today 22:20 - 23:00
New. Campervan: Lee has borrowed an old campervan to take Lucy away for the weekend, but she is not impressed and wishes she was back at home when a strange woman knocks at their door. [S]
Today 23:00 - 23:40
Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Mel Giedroyc, David Haye, Martin Kemp and Romesh Ranganathan, aiming to deceive their opponents with plausible lies. [S]
Today 23:40 - 00:20
Regular team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by one-time Bake Off champion Nadiya Hussain, comic and actor Michael Smiley, and comedians Bob Mortimer and Diane Morgan. [S]
Sun Feb 15
Tomorrow 00:20 - 01:00
David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by radio presenter Sara Cox, comedian Jason Manford, journalist Nick Robinson and actor Harry Shearer. [S]
Tomorrow 01:00 - 01:40
Biscuits: Alan Davies, Arthur Smith, Dara O Briain and Rich Hall wrack their brains as Stephen Fry sets the questions. Biscuits, ballet and baboons are on the mind-boggling agenda. [S]
Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:35
I Like Eggs: Dave Gorman vents his spleen about modern life in these crafty shows recorded for Dave. Here he looks at the footprint we leave behind when surfing the web. [S]
Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:35
Will It Make Toasters Cheaper?: Mr Gorman brings the curtain down on his cheeky comedy series about the world we live in, examining the role of faith in modern life. [S]
Tomorrow 03:35 - 04:00
James May takes a rare and privileged flight 70,000 feet above Earth in a U2 spy plane to a place known in the Air Force as the 'space equivalent zone' or the 'edge of space'. [S]
Tomorrow 04:00 - 06:00
Shopping from Home.
Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:10
Shopping from Home.
Tomorrow 07:10 - 08:00
A Helicopter Is Quicker Than a Car: Dave Gorman wittily scrutinises the modern world. Analysing nature's warning signs, he enlists celebrities, insect repellent and Doctor Google. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30
Ipswich: Auction anarchy in the UK. Heavy D is doing what he does best and driving the others mad. Nat, Linda, Boudicca and Ione may have to team up to beat the Boominator! [S]
Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00
Kent: Sean Kelly keeps order in the volatile reality series that sees rival auction experts battle for unseen storage units. A double car lot is up for grabs in Broadstairs. [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:20
Bob Mortimer returns to his childhood roots in Middlesbrough to fish the Rivers Esk and Tees with his dear friend and angling mentor Paul Whitehouse. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 10:20 - 11:20
Dairy Farmer: Guy Martin travels to a remote island in the Hebrides to live and work on a dairy farm during calving season - after learning the ropes, he milks a herd of cows by himself. [S]
Tomorrow 11:20 - 12:20
Freddie, Chris and Paddy set out to find interesting old cars for new drivers before putting them to the test on a road trip, and Chris drives Lamborghini's legendary Miura supercar. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 12:20 - 13:20
Freddie, Chris and Paddy saddle up the Top Gear team bus for an RV road trip across Florida's swampy Everglades. Their mission? To hunt down some weird and wonderful local motorsports. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 13:20 - 14:00
Actress Jennie McAlpine, rugby union star Ugo Monye, and comedians Joe Pasquale and Felicity Ward join Richard to see how good their general knowledge really is. [S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:35
Comedians Jen Brister and Ian Moore, actor Kelvin Fletcher, and Dr Zoe Williams join the genial giant of quiz to test their general knowledge skills. [S]
Tomorrow 14:35 - 15:40
Beef: The Bikers explore British beef by visiting a farmer looking to the future with his Wagyu cattle, discovering the history of tripe, and learning how to roast an ox. [S]
Tomorrow 15:40 - 16:40
Food and Religion: The Bikers explore the relationship between food and faith - dishes include Simnel cake and beef brisket, and they also find out more about hot cross buns. [S]
Tomorrow 16:40 - 17:40
Setting off from a snowy mountain ski resort in Cyprus, Simon Reeve finds an island and a capital city still deeply divided between Turkish Cypriots and Greek Cypriots. [S]
Tomorrow 17:40 - 18:40
Simon Reeve embarks on the third leg of his four-part journey around the Mediterranean, travelling through Libya, Tunisia and across the sea to Sicily. [S]
Tomorrow 18:40 - 20:00
Bob Mortimer returns to his childhood roots in Middlesbrough to fish the Rivers Esk and Tees with his dear friend and angling mentor Paul Whitehouse. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
New. Truck Rescue: Guy joins a multi-generational family business who rescue crashed or broken-down HGVs as he learns the physics of truck recovery and operates a crane during a complex rescue. [S,AD]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
New. Stephen Mangan is host as writer and comedian Andy Hamilton - and comedian Chloe Petts - join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. [S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 22:35
Bees: Stephen Fry hopes he'll hear something 'quite interesting'. Alan Davies, Jo Brand, Fred Macaulay and Rich Hall tackle brain-busting questions on bees, barnacles and basketball. [S]
Tomorrow 22:35 - 23:20
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine another busy time with the aid of guests Angela Barnes, Catherine Bohart, Ed Gamble, Rhys James and Michael Odewale. [S]
Tomorrow 23:20 - 00:00
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis pick out the plums from a news pie with the help of Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Milton Jones and Maisie Adam. [S]
Mon Feb 16
Monday 00:00 - 01:00
A special festive edition hosted by the fabulous Tom Allen, who introduces Thanyia Moore and Lloyd Griffith to the stage. [S]
Monday 01:00 - 02:00
Geography: Erudite comedy quiz show hosted by Stephen Fry. Stephen maps out the day's agenda as Jo Brand, Rob Brydon, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies navigate questions on geography. [S]
Monday 02:00 - 02:25
Town for Sale: The first series finale of the fish-out-of-water sitcom. Johnny finds a potential buyer for the town, but David and Alexis realise that they have become attached to it. [S]
Monday 02:25 - 02:50
Finding David: The first episode in the second series of the cheery comedy. The Roses search for a missing David as Alexis takes her relationship with Mutt to the next level. [S]
Monday 02:50 - 03:15
Family Dinner: More mishaps in the sitcom from across the pond. Moira decides to cook dinner with David's help, Johnny looks at an office for his business, and Alexis comes clean with Ted. [S]
Monday 03:15 - 04:00
Jazzagals: The sound sitcom with an award-winning taste. Moira tries to join an a cappella group, Alexis enjoys her new relationship, and Johnny helps out at Bob's Garage. [S]
Monday 04:00 - 06:00
Shopping from Home.
Monday 06:00 - 07:10
Shopping from Home.
Monday 07:10 - 08:00
You Use a Spoon for Licking Custard: Life's little absurdities are wittily dissected. Dave asks what the term 'generation' really means. And why does his mum use emojis? [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
An armed robber on the run is captured at the border, a drunk driver causes a three-car crash on a bridge, and cocaine is found hidden inside office furniture. [S]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Thousands of dollars of cartel cash are found hidden in an engine, an intoxicated 17-year-old requires urgent medical treatment, and cocaine is found in bags of rubbish. [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Pike's Peak: The motorbike racer and mechanic visits the USA as he hopes to win at one of America's oldest races: the Pike's Peak International Hill Climb. [S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Berlin: Rick enjoys a long weekend in Berlin, where he samples delicious seasonal creations including pureed sunflower seeds, artichoke flans, and crushed frozen pine nuts. [S,AD]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
120 kilograms of cocaine are discovered in the axles of a lowboy trailer, and two men are caught attempting to smuggle a rooster for cock-fighting. [S]
Monday 13:00 - 14:00
Packages of cocaine are found concealed in the chassis of a bus, officers receive a tip-off about a vehicle loaded with cartel cash, and a magician comes under scrutiny. [S]
Monday 14:00 - 15:00
Siberia: Comedic chums Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons brave freezing temperatures as they drive across Siberia's infamous Road of Bones, encountering icy tracks and deserted gulags. [S]
Monday 15:00 - 16:00
Automotive antics courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson and James May. Jezza makes a public information film, James puts his foot down, and Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]
Monday 16:00 - 17:00
The fun-packed petrolhead show hosted by Jeremy Clarkson and co. The chaps try to prove that a fly-drive holiday to Florida is more fun if you buy a car rather than rent one. [S,AD]
Monday 17:00 - 18:00
Morocco: The Hairy Bikers decide which comes first - the chicken or the egg recipe - as they enjoy the full extent of Spanish and Moorish influences on Moroccan cuisine. [S,AD]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Berlin: Rick enjoys a long weekend in Berlin, where he samples delicious seasonal creations including pureed sunflower seeds, artichoke flans, and crushed frozen pine nuts. [S,AD]
Monday 19:00 - 19:40
Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Radio 1 DJ Clara Amfo, actor Tom Davis, actor and musician Shaun Ryder and comedian Henning Wehn. [S]
Monday 19:40 - 20:20
Sian Gibson, Jean Johansson, Iain Stirling and Rav Wilding make another trip into the Thursday Murder Club creator's quizzing den and try to earn glory this time around. [S]
Monday 20:20 - 21:00
Former winners Tim Key, Jamie Laing, Sunetra Sarker and Laura Whitmore join the Pointless friend to see which of them will become a Champion of Champions. [S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Geography: Erudite comedy quiz show hosted by Stephen Fry. Stephen maps out the day's agenda as Jo Brand, Rob Brydon, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies navigate questions on geography. [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:00
Masculinity: Will and Ralf examine what it means to be a modern-day man by visiting a nail salon, getting their hands dirty on a building site, and discovering their inner drag divas. [S,AD]
Monday 23:00 - 00:00
A Coquettish Fascinator: The unseemly scramble to win Taskmaster Greg Davies's massive gold-plated noggin continues. This time, Kerry Godliman and Jessica Knappett resort to soapy violence... [S]
Tue Feb 17
Tuesday 00:00 - 00:40
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis reminisce about the glories of the news in the company of Maisie Adam, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Glenn Moore and Ahir Shah. [S]
Tuesday 00:40 - 01:20
The Unseen Bits: The gags that didn't make it to TV first time round but will still make you giggle - Rob Brydon hosts the panel show in which fact and fiction are indistinguishable. [S]
Tuesday 01:20 - 02:00
Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Radio 1 DJ Clara Amfo, actor Tom Davis, actor and musician Shaun Ryder and comedian Henning Wehn. [S]
Tuesday 02:00 - 02:50
It Was an Accident and I Was Hospitalised: The man with at least 54 namesakes restarts his laptop for more witty asides. Dave irks an old pal and explains why he isn't 'a geek'. [S]
Tuesday 02:50 - 04:00
If You Put a Sausage in It, It's Not a Viennetta: Mirthful musings on modern life. Dave explores the perils of stock photography modelling and experiments with a celebrity. [S]
Tuesday 04:00 - 06:00
Shopping from Home.
Tuesday 06:00 - 07:10
Shopping from Home.
Tuesday 07:10 - 07:35
Einstein: James May reveals what we need to know about Albert Einstein, his theories, and just what happened to the famous physicist's brain. [S]
Tuesday 07:35 - 08:00
Brains: James cranks open our craniums to find out about behaviour, memory, and much, much more from over 100 billion whizzing neurons. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Cocaine is found hidden inside the wall of a refrigerated truck, and a Honduran immigrant fleeing gang violence applies for asylum in the US. [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
A shipment of meth disguised as concrete is intercepted, and officers interview a Haitian immigrant who has crossed nine countries on foot to reach America. [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Hovercraft: The speedster tries to break the world speed record for a hovercraft, but hovercrafts are notoriously unstable at speed and Guy is out of his comfort zone on water. [S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Vienna: Rick Stein visits Vienna, the city that is home to comfort dishes like tafelspitz and goulash and gave its name to the wiener schnitzel. [S,AD]
Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00
A shipment of cocaine is discovered in the fifth wheel of a tractor-trailer, and officers searching a courier van find a cache of firearms. [S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 14:00
Officers in Eagle Pass seize over 15 kilograms of heroin and unveil a new cartel drug-smuggling tactic, and a Mexican family in Laredo makes a plea for humanitarian parole. [S,AD]
Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00
Ho Chi Minh Trail: Sue Perkins and Liza Tarbuck have to dodge unexploded bombs as they tackle the Ho Chi Minh Trail, a mazy network of dangerous roads through Laos and Vietnam. [S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00
The auto-enthusiast's favourite show returns with more motoring hijinks - this time, Richard and James attempt to build a working space shuttle out of a Robin Reliant! [S,AD]
Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00
Motoring news and views with Clarkson and co. The chaps get their hands on some seriously big tractors, and actor Kristin Scott Thomas is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]
Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00
USA: More cracking chicken and egg recipes as Si and Dave explore the origins of one of the world's favourite fast foods - southern fried chicken. [S,AD]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Vienna: Rick Stein visits Vienna, the city that is home to comfort dishes like tafelspitz and goulash and gave its name to the wiener schnitzel. [S,AD]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:40
Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by space scientist Maggie Aderin-Pocock, comedian Phil Wang, actor Jason Watkins and EastEnders star Adam Woodyatt. [S]
Tuesday 19:40 - 20:20
Sian Gibson, Jean Johansson, Iain Stirling and Rav Wilding make another trip into the Thursday Murder Club creator's quizzing den and try to earn glory this time around. [S]
Tuesday 20:20 - 21:00
Former winners Tim Key, Jamie Laing, Sunetra Sarker and Laura Whitmore join the Pointless friend to see which of them will become a Champion of Champions. [S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Genius: Learned comedy panel show where guests are rewarded for interesting answers. Stephen Fry glances at genius with Graham Norton, David Mitchell, Dara O Briain and Alan Davies. [S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:00
Guest host Jennifer Saunders and panellists Matt Forde and Ayesha Hazarika join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. [S]
Tuesday 23:00 - 00:00
The Perfect Stuff: Greg Davies challenges his five fearful funny people to entertain him by completing more baffling challenges, which this week involve corneas, crackers and construction. [S]
Wed Feb 18
Wednesday 00:00 - 00:40
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis are joined by guests Maisie Adam, Angela Barnes, Rhys James, Eshaan Akbar and Alasdair Beckett-King. [S]
Wednesday 00:40 - 01:20
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis try to recollect some more events you might remember from the recent past with guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Sean McLoughlin and Glenn Moore. [S]
Wednesday 01:20 - 02:00
Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by space scientist Maggie Aderin-Pocock, comedian Phil Wang, actor Jason Watkins and EastEnders star Adam Woodyatt. [S]
Wednesday 02:00 - 02:50
That's What Debt Actually Is, Actually: Dave Gorman's wry take on modern life, featuring a method to get rid of an unwanted gift and the reboot of a classic game show. [S]
Wednesday 02:50 - 04:00
Vicars, Horses, Doctors and Smurfs: Dave Gorman's laptop screen is back on the small screen, as he waxes lyrical on flirty hotel soap, kinky cages and overly familiar foods. [S]
Wednesday 04:00 - 06:00
Shopping from Home.
Wednesday 06:00 - 07:10
Shopping from Home.
Wednesday 07:10 - 07:35
Evolution: James May treks off to find out how Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection explains why we are all mutants and what war is actually good for. [S]
Wednesday 07:35 - 08:00
Speed: James explains all we need to know about speed - including how to dodge a hurricane - with a fast-moving mix of animation and motion graphics. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Millions of dollars' worth of marijuana is found hidden in a shipment of mattresses, and officers detain a mother and daughter who have been smoking meth. [S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
A man wanted for murder is apprehended at the border, and officers discover over 80 kilograms of cocaine hidden inside a tractor-trailer. [S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Gravity Racer: The motoring fan attempts to build and race the world's fastest soapbox racer with help from expert designers and the Team GB women's bobsled pair. [S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
Bologna: Rick Stein visits Bologna and learns how to make fresh egg pasta used for tortellini, tagliatelle, ravioli and lasagne - he also tries 13-year-old Parmesan cheese. [S,AD]
Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00
Officers hand over a convict to Mexican authorities in the middle of the Juarez Lincoln bridge, and a man drops a marijuana joint on a customs floor in Progreso. [S,AD]
Wednesday 13:00 - 14:00
A man fears for his life after being stopped by a cartel in Laredo, clubbers in Detroit are found with drugs disguised in liquid, and officers stop a shipment of frozen rats. [S,AD]
Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00
Ethiopia: Comedians Hugh Dennis and David Baddiel are shaking to their funny bones as they drive 2,000km along Ethiopia's bumpy roads in a quest to find the Ark of the Covenant! [S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00
Automotive anarchy with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. The team build limos from ordinary cars to drive Chris Moyles, Jamelia and Lemar to the Brits at Earls Court. [S,AD]
Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00
Turbo-charged exploits with Clarkson and co. Here, there's a trip to find the best driving roads in Europe. The Star in a Reasonably Priced Car is the regal Helen Mirren. [S,AD]
Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00
Israel: The Bikers visit the 2,500-year-old archaeological remains of the world's first poultry farm in Israel and cook a mouthwatering shakshuka on the beach. [S,AD]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
Bologna: Rick Stein visits Bologna and learns how to make fresh egg pasta used for tortellini, tagliatelle, ravioli and lasagne - he also tries 13-year-old Parmesan cheese. [S,AD]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:40
Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell feature in a special episode of out-takes, looking back over some of the best moments. [S]
Wednesday 19:40 - 20:20
Sian Gibson, Jean Johansson, Iain Stirling and Rav Wilding make another trip into the Thursday Murder Club creator's quizzing den and try to earn glory this time around. [S]
Wednesday 20:20 - 21:00
Former winners Tim Key, Jamie Laing, Sunetra Sarker and Laura Whitmore join the Pointless friend to see which of them will become a Champion of Champions. [S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Girls & Boys: Icon of intelligence Stephen Fry grapples with the subject of girls and boys alongside guests Sandi Toksvig, Ronni Ancona, Jack Dee and Alan Davies. [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Guest host Steph McGovern and panellists Miles Jupp and Baroness Warsi join the Ian Hislop and Paul Merton on the satirical news quiz. [S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:00
Mother Honks Her Horn: Greg Davies deals out more withering looks and occasional faint praise in his role as the Taskmaster. Ever wondered what was underneath Phil Wang's costume? No? Oh dear. [S]
Thu Feb 19
Thursday 00:00 - 00:40
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on more recent history in the company of guests Catherine Bohart, Ed Byrne, Darren Harriott, Rhys James and Felicity Ward. [S]
Thursday 00:40 - 01:20
Rob Brydon welcomes more wily guests to the deceptive comedy panel show. Joining captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are Robert Webb, Sir Terry Wogan, Katy Wix and Kevin Bridges. [S]
Thursday 01:20 - 02:00
Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell feature in a special episode of out-takes, looking back over some of the best moments. [S]
Thursday 02:00 - 02:50
Nobody Wants Vom on Their Cheerios: Amusing musings on 21st century life. Dave ponders whether people's behaviour is the same in the real world as it is online. [S]
Thursday 02:50 - 04:00
Spray Gravy: Mirthful musings on life's little foibles. Dave invents a way of minimising the time it takes to listen to your favourite songs. [S]
Thursday 04:00 - 06:00
Shopping from Home.
Thursday 06:00 - 07:30
Shopping from Home.
Thursday 07:30 - 08:25
Officers investigate a collector travelling with parts of a space rocket, and 380 kilograms of crystal meth is discovered in a shipment of limes. [S]
Thursday 08:25 - 09:25
24 kilograms of cocaine are found concealed in the air tank of a truck, and a cache of weapons bound for Mexico is intercepted. [S]
Thursday 09:25 - 11:00
Transit Van: The motoring enthusiast takes his battered transit van to the USA to enter the fastest road race on the planet: the Nevada Open Road Challenge. [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
Lisbon: Rick Stein visits Lisbon on the banks of the River Tagus, a city in love with its seafood and possibly the best custard tarts in the world. [S,AD]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
Border officers in Detroit apprehend a woman after finding a handgun and ammunition in her vehicle, and officers in Eagle Pass find 150,000 dollars' worth of methamphetamine. [S,AD]
Thursday 13:00 - 14:00
Officers find a man-made compartment within the trailer of a truck returning Stateside, and two Americans arouse suspicions with an unsafe lane change at the US-Canada border. [S,AD]
Thursday 14:00 - 15:00
Madagascar: Celebs take on treacherous tracks. Angus Deayton and Mariella Frostrup battle across broken bridges as they drive up Madagascar's eastern coast on roads mired in mud. [S]
Thursday 15:00 - 16:00
Fuel-guzzling fun with Jeremy Clarkson and co. The lads attempt a channel crossing in their amphibious vehicles. Jools Holland has a hoot-enanny in the Reasonably Priced Car. [S,AD]
Thursday 16:00 - 17:00
Motoring news and controversial views. Jeremy drives the smallest car ever made and Richard races a Bugatti Veyron against the RAF's Typhoon jet fighter. Ronnie Wood guests. [S,AD]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:00
UK 2: The Bikers head to Bromsgrove for some of the best jerk chicken around and to Birmingham for a balti before making piri piri chicken at the Womad festival. [S,AD]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
Lisbon: Rick Stein visits Lisbon on the banks of the River Tagus, a city in love with its seafood and possibly the best custard tarts in the world. [S,AD]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:40
Rob Brydon hosts a festive edition from 2016, in which team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by panellists Richard Osman, Tom Courtenay, Sara Pascoe and Chris Kamara. [S]
Thursday 19:40 - 20:20
Sian Gibson, Jean Johansson, Iain Stirling and Rav Wilding make another trip into the Thursday Murder Club creator's quizzing den and try to earn glory this time around. [S]
Thursday 20:20 - 21:00
Former winners Tim Key, Jamie Laing, Sunetra Sarker and Laura Whitmore join the Pointless friend to see which of them will become a Champion of Champions. [S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Germany: High-spirited comedy quiz. Stephen Fry goes 'Deutsch' with Jo Brand, Rob Brydon, Sean Lock and Alan Davies, no doubt indulging in some schadenfreude when the klaxon sounds. [S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:00
Richard Ayoade guest hosts the satirical news quiz, with panellists Roisin Conaty and Armando Iannucci joining regulars Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. [S]
Thursday 23:00 - 00:00
The Pendulum Draws The Eye: Two episodes remain in the series and with Greg Davies's shiny head trophy within touching distance, tensions are beginning to run high between the contestants. [S]
Fri Feb 20
Friday 00:00 - 00:40
Tall tales from celebrity panellists. Host Rob Brydon and regulars David Mitchell and Lee Mack welcome guests David O'Doherty, Katherine Parkinson, Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence. [S]
Friday 00:40 - 01:20
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on news gone by in the company of guests Maisie Adam, Angela Barnes, Rhys James, Robin Morgan and Ahir Shah. [S]
Friday 01:20 - 02:00
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis excavate the treasures of the past with the help of guests Maisie Adam, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Kae Kurd. [S]
Friday 02:00 - 02:50
Like Top Gun All Over Again: Can a knock-off can ever be as good as the real thing? Comedian Dave Gorman offers some wry observations on DVDs, baking - and Bucks Fizz. [S]
Friday 02:50 - 04:00
I've Never Seen a Cat: One very funny man and his laptop. Dave plays tricks with singing toys, interrogates kids' TV characters, and messes with Monopoly. [S]
Friday 04:00 - 06:00
Shopping from Home.
Friday 06:00 - 07:35
Shopping from Home.
Friday 07:35 - 08:30
Officers intercept a shipment of hundreds of gun parts headed for Mexico, a nurse is caught smuggling pills in her boots, and a traveller carrying goat meat is inspected. [S]
Friday 08:30 - 09:30
A tip-off unearths a vast shipment of heroin and cocaine disguised as garbage bags, and officers respond to a medical emergency and deal with a drunken US Marshal. [S]
Friday 09:30 - 11:00
Pedal-Powered Airship: The motoring fan tries to become the first person to cross the English Channel in a human-powered airship by pedalling a bike suspended from a helium-filled balloon. [S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
Copenhagen: Rick Stein visits Copenhagen, the home of new Nordic cuisine, and cooks fried pork belly with lovage potatoes and parsley sauce, a dish once named as Denmark's favourite. [S,AD]
Friday 12:00 - 13:00
Officers at Eagle Pass intercept a driver smuggling narcotics over the border, and a group of passengers in Laredo refuse to admit to owning an air compressor full of rifles. [S,AD]
Friday 13:00 - 14:00
Officers in Progreso detain a man who made a dash back toward Mexico, and the team in Laredo uncovers methamphetamine concealed in a shipment of landscaping stone. [S,AD]
Friday 14:00 - 15:00
Georgia: Twenty Twelve co-stars Hugh Bonneville and Jessica Hynes face an Olympic-sized task as they take a terrifying road trip through the deadly, winding mountains of Georgia. [S]
Friday 15:00 - 16:00
High-speed high-jinks - and high trousers - with Clarkson and co, who are joined by pop mogul Simon Cowell. The lads race each other across London using a bike, a boat and a car. [S,AD]
Friday 16:00 - 17:00
Plenty of fast cars, but no fracas... Richard and James get together some ageing camper vans and a small troop of touring car drivers for Top Gear's inaugural Motorhome Grand Prix! [S,AD]
Friday 17:00 - 18:00
Hong Kong: The Hairy Bikers are back, touring the birthplaces of favourite Asian cuisines. In Hong Kong they discover the secrets of wok chi at a street food stall. [S]
Friday 18:00 - 19:00
Copenhagen: Rick Stein visits Copenhagen, the home of new Nordic cuisine, and cooks fried pork belly with lovage potatoes and parsley sauce, a dish once named as Denmark's favourite. [S,AD]
Friday 19:00 - 19:40
With comedian David Baddiel, former MP Ed Balls, stand-up and actress Jo Brand and ex-Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt. [S]
Friday 19:40 - 20:20
Sian Gibson, Jean Johansson, Iain Stirling and Rav Wilding make another trip into the Thursday Murder Club creator's quizzing den and try to earn glory this time around. [S]
Friday 20:20 - 21:00
Former winners Tim Key, Jamie Laing, Sunetra Sarker and Laura Whitmore join the Pointless friend to see which of them will become a Champion of Champions. [S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Gallimaufrey: Being quite interesting wins points in the offbeat comedy quiz. Stephen Fry introduces Phill Jupitus, Hugh Dennis and Andy Hamilton to a gallimaufrey of gingambobs. [S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:00
Guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and panellists Joan Bakewell and Fin Taylor join team captain Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. [S]
Friday 23:00 - 00:00
I Can Hear It Gooping: The series reaches its majestic climax. Who will win Greg Davies's coveted golden head to become just the seventh Taskmaster Champion in history? [S]
Sat Feb 21
Saturday 00:00 - 00:40
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis excavate the treasures of the past with the help of guests Maisie Adam, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Kae Kurd. [S]
Saturday 00:40 - 01:20
Challenging each other to discern fact from fiction here are Greg Davies, Konnie Huq, Phil Tufnell and Marcus Brigstocke. With regulars Rob Brydon, David Mitchell and Lee Mack. [S]
Saturday 01:20 - 02:00
With comedian David Baddiel, former MP Ed Balls, stand-up and actress Jo Brand and ex-Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt. [S]
Saturday 02:00 - 02:50
Ice Cream: Now spread out and separated across Belize, the guys must weigh their personal desires against those of their friends' lives to recover the missing money and save Joel. [S]
Saturday 02:50 - 03:35
Broodstock: A charismatic entrepreneur promises to bring the boys home if they complete a mysterious and dangerous mission involving Lawrence, Jesus, and the duffel bag full of Euros. [S]
Saturday 03:35 - 04:00
The court sees some celebrity scandal, as Blue stars Duncan James and Anthony Costa clash over a Brit Award. Two passionate siblings battle over some pooey property. [S]
Saturday 04:00 - 06:00
Shopping from Home.
Saturday 06:00 - 07:10
Shopping from Home.
Saturday 07:10 - 08:00
1970s: The Bikers revisit the 1970s - a food decade that's often stigmatised - and show how a well-prepared chicken cordon bleu and banoffee pie can be a gastronomic delight. [S]
Saturday 08:00 - 09:00
War: The bikers explore how the British have still managed to create remarkable dishes, even in times of war, trying their hand at rabbit stew and carrot cake. [S]
Saturday 09:00 - 10:00
Copenhagen: Rick Stein visits Copenhagen, the home of new Nordic cuisine, and cooks fried pork belly with lovage potatoes and parsley sauce, a dish once named as Denmark's favourite. [S,AD]
Saturday 10:00 - 11:00
High-speed high-jinks - and high trousers - with Clarkson and co, who are joined by pop mogul Simon Cowell. The lads race each other across London using a bike, a boat and a car. [S,AD]
Saturday 11:00 - 12:00
Plenty of fast cars, but no fracas... Richard and James get together some ageing camper vans and a small troop of touring car drivers for Top Gear's inaugural Motorhome Grand Prix! [S,AD]
Saturday 12:00 - 13:00
Siberia: Comedic chums Ed Byrne and Andy Parsons brave freezing temperatures as they drive across Siberia's infamous Road of Bones, encountering icy tracks and deserted gulags. [S]
Saturday 13:00 - 14:00
Ho Chi Minh Trail: Sue Perkins and Liza Tarbuck have to dodge unexploded bombs as they tackle the Ho Chi Minh Trail, a mazy network of dangerous roads through Laos and Vietnam. [S]
Saturday 14:00 - 15:00
Truck Rescue: Guy joins a multi-generational family business who rescue crashed or broken-down HGVs as he learns the physics of truck recovery and operates a crane during a complex rescue. [S,AD]
Saturday 15:00 - 15:40
Mark Bonnar, Sheila Hancock, Stephen Mangan and Anita Rani join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show. Hosted by Rob Brydon. [S]
Saturday 15:40 - 16:20
Comedian James Acaster, TV presenters Gabby Logan and Melvin Odoom, and Cold Feet star Fay Ripley join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show. [S]
Saturday 16:20 - 17:00
Countdown dictionary expert Susie Dent, comedian Bob Mortimer and TV presenters Ore Oduba and Stacey Solomon join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show. [S]
Saturday 17:00 - 17:40
Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show with Steve Davis, Craig Parkinson, Sara Pascoe and Claudia Winkleman joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack. [S]
Saturday 17:40 - 18:20
David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by celebrity guests Nikki Fox, Miles Jupp, Nish Kumar and Joe Lycett. [S]
Saturday 18:20 - 19:00
Comedy panel show. Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by guest panellists Adrian Edmondson, Claude Littner, Cariad Lloyd and Jordan Stephens. [S]
Saturday 19:00 - 19:40
New. Oasis: Some might say that Lee and Lucy were foolish to try to buy tickets to see Oasis in concert when they start to blame each other after losing their place in the queue.
Saturday 19:40 - 20:20
New. Dragon Castle: Lee and Lucy look to a career in films when they play background elves on the set of a popular TV series - their aspirations, however, are thwarted by a lack of talent.
Saturday 20:20 - 21:00
New. Hotel Room: When Lee uses his collection of free discount vouchers to stay overnight in a mid-range hotel, he makes sure that he takes advantage of all the hotel's complimentary services. [S]
Saturday 21:00 - 21:40
Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the details of his and Stacey's sex life. Pete and Dawn prepare to renew their vows. [S,AD]
Saturday 21:40 - 22:20
Bank Holiday Monday sees the Essex mob arrive for a day at the beach in Barry, where Gavin has a heart-to-heart with his dad, while Dave finds Nessa and Smithy enjoying the fair. [S,AD]
Saturday 22:20 - 23:00
With preparations for the wedding in full swing, Stacey has news for Gavin. Bryn and Jason put their big secret to bed, and Smithy has a final chat with Nessa. [S,AD]
Saturday 23:00 - 23:40
Mark Bonnar, Sheila Hancock, Stephen Mangan and Anita Rani join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the comedy panel show. Hosted by Rob Brydon. [S]
Saturday 23:40 - 00:20
Comedian James Acaster, TV presenters Gabby Logan and Melvin Odoom, and Cold Feet star Fay Ripley join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show. [S]