Today 02:05 - 03:00
Manifest and Chill: Audrey cosies up to new bartender Chris. Lisa confronts Marcus. And Venus's attempts to broker peace between Natalie and Kim go south. (S12 Ep2) [S]
13: E4
Sun Sep 27
Today 03:00 - 03:50
Crashout Queens: New host Angelica catches Jason's eye at the annual SUR photoshoot. Venus confronts Marcus and Kim. Natalie and Shayne go on their first date. (S12 Ep3) [S]
Today 03:50 - 04:35
Four Seasons Inn: Gordon Ramsay visits West Dover in Vermont, where a dog-friendly hotel is run like a hostel - with unpaid staff, instead of paying guests, staying in the rooms. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 04:35 - 06:00
The Big Ibizan Zoo One: How will party fanatic Sonny's bride Jazmin greet his plans for a zoo-themed Ibizan beach party wedding with everyone covered in animal-print body paint? [S]
Today 06:00 - 07:10
Dodger faces a big decision. James makes a confession to Leah. There's an intruder on the houseboat. And with Warren watching closely, Jenson has to hide his feelings for Mercedes. [AD,S]
Today 07:10 - 07:40
Suddenly, Last Summer: Mitch and Cam decide to get married. The kids are driving Phil and Claire crazy. Jay and Gloria prepare for Manny's solo trip to Colombia to visit relatives. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 07:40 - 08:05
First Days: Claire arrives for her first day at Jay's company but is worried that Jay doesn't have a real job for her. And Cam is now substitute teaching at the high school. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 08:05 - 08:40
Larry's Wife: Phil seems to have found his niche in real estate - selling to recently divorced women. Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 08:40 - 09:05
Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 09:05 - 10:05
Angler's Lodge: Gordon Ramsay visits Angler's Lodge in Idaho, a stunning venue whose owners have been struck by family tragedy. Can he rescue the broken business? (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 10:05 - 11:05
Vienna Inn: Gordon checks in to the Vienna Inn, an Austrian-themed hotel and restaurant in Massachusetts, where business isn't what it used to be. Can he keep their doors open? (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 11:05 - 12:05
Brand new series - Renate's German Restaurant: The atmosphere's frosty, the meat's microwaved and the future looks bleak at Renate's in Hanover Park. (S10 Ep5) [S]
Today 12:05 - 13:40
The Bake is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on new judge Nigella's stout cake Signature, an artistic Technical and self-portrait Showstoppers. Who'll face being first to leave? (S17 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Today 13:40 - 14:05
The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Today 14:05 - 14:35
Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Today 14:35 - 15:05
The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Today 15:05 - 15:35
At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Today 15:35 - 16:05
How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Today 16:05 - 16:40
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]
Today 16:40 - 17:05
Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:05 - 17:35
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger Simon. But it turns out Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:35 - 19:10
Brand new series - Caught in the Act: The teams each create a crime scene in one of a mansion's seven rooms. But can detective Sophie Monk crack the case? (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 19:10 - 21:00
(2022) Poignant road-trip comedy with Channing Tatum. A soldier with PTSD must escort a traumatised army canine to a comrade's funeral. Can man and dog save each other's lives? [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 23:40
(2015) Part five of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The secret agents must bring down a terrorist group, but that's not easy when the CIA are hunting you down... [AD,S]
Today 23:40 - 00:40
Tracy's been single for three years; can the revealing dating show find her a man? Phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants women to see the real him. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Mon Sep 28
Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:40
On the Box this time, The Outlaws, Family Fortunes, You, Celebrity Yorkshire Auction House, The Mating Game, and ITV News. (S18 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:45
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Sitting on a Fortune, Close to Me, You, Nadiya's Fast Flavours, Animal, UFO Witness and This Morning. (S18 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:45 - 03:25
Pour Decisions: Kim's girls' night descends into chaos. Chris helps Audrey to move into her new apartment. Jason attempts to reconnect with Angelica. (S12 Ep4) [S]
Tomorrow 03:25 - 04:15
Seeing Red (Flags): Lisa offers Marcus the chance to DJ at a premiere party. Venus attempts to mend his friendship with Kim. Shayne dates two girls at once. (S12 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 04:15 - 06:00
Dodger faces a big decision. James makes a confession to Leah. There's an intruder on the houseboat. And with Warren watching closely, Jenson has to hide his feelings for Mercedes. [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30
With Warren watching closely, Jenson has to hide his feelings for Mercedes. Leah becomes a suspect in a break-in. And a mum worries about her son's mental health. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55
James is driven mad with confusion. Jenson enlists Imran's help. And a resident is determined to do the right thing. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00
In Manchester, Carl and his German wife Anja serve up a meal inspired by Anja's homeland, while Leroy and Hayley cook Caribbean. But can Sangeeta and Sreekanth dance their way to the prize? [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
Town's Inn (Part 1/2): Gordon's at Harpers Ferry in West Virginia to visit The Town's Inn, a historic hotel that's so full of clutter it can barely accommodate guests. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Town's Inn (Part 2/2): Gordon continues his battle to help turn around The Town's Inn in West Virginia. Can he win over the stubborn owner and give the hotel a chance of success? (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: Ellie feels ready to make a bold move on João, but not quite as bold as the accusations she's planning on throwing at Alesia... (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30
Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00
Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
I Drank the Mold: Adam has a birthday sleepover, where his friend Garry shares out some of his dad's home brew and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
La Biblioteca Es Libros: Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Coal Digger: The family are invited to Jay and Gloria's for a barbecue and football, but an incident at school between Manny and Luke makes things awkward for Gloria and Claire. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Run for Your Wife: On the kids' first day back at school, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire's coping with an empty nest. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
En Garde: The family supports Manny's new interest - fencing. It turns out he's pretty good at it, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Great Expectations: With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present - a private performance by Izzy LaFontaine. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
Beth is desperate to make things better between her and Maddox. Gemma receives threatening messages. And a jealous resident is confronted after meddling in a relationship. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: Maybe love does conquer all as Jenna and Eddy find a way back to each other - in spite of Alesia's meddling. Ellie makes a disastrous breakfast mistake. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: After Sam Prince makes a romantic gesture, can Maali resist a secret kiss? Georgia calls out Philip. Beks confronts Chuggs. Jazz introduces Eve to her friends. (S32 Ep3) [S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05
What do the Goggleboxers think of The Graham Norton Show; Mary Berry - Love to Cook; Celebrity Antiques Road Trip; Strictly; The Lakes with Simon Reeve; and Sex: Unzipped? (S18 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:05
Barrister Sarah meets Dan, an ex-military man guilty of too many dad jokes. And besties Megan and Ellena are out on a double date hoping to have their trust in men restored. (S21 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tue Sep 29
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10
Tracy's been single for three years; can the revealing dating show find her a man? Phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants women to see the real him. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:10 - 02:15
Brand new series: After Sam Prince makes a romantic gesture, can Maali resist a secret kiss? Georgia calls out Philip. Beks confronts Chuggs. Jazz introduces Eve to her friends. (S32 Ep3) [S,SL]
Tuesday 02:15 - 03:00
Brand new series: Maybe love does conquer all as Jenna and Eddy find a way back to each other - in spite of Alesia's meddling. Ellie makes a disastrous breakfast mistake. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:00 - 03:55
Town's Inn (Part 1/2): Gordon's at Harpers Ferry in West Virginia to visit The Town's Inn, a historic hotel that's so full of clutter it can barely accommodate guests. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 03:55 - 04:20
Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:20 - 04:45
The Goldbergs' Excellent Adventure: The family look for a way to honour Pops' memory. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:45 - 05:10
Horse Play: As Beverly disrupts Adam's college admission plans, Erica discovers that her future father-in-law blames her for a prank she didn't pull. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:10 - 05:35
Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:35 - 06:00
En Garde: The family supports Manny's new interest - fencing. It turns out he's pretty good at it, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
James is driven mad with confusion. Jenson enlists Imran's help. And a resident is determined to do the right thing. [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55
Beth is desperate to make things better between her and Maddox. Gemma receives threatening messages. And a jealous resident is confronted after meddling in a relationship. [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00
In Bedfordshire, there's posh nosh, a controversial goat curry, mystery and magic, as three couples put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Lakeview Hotel: Gordon Ramsay confronts the owner of the Lakeview Hotel on Lake Chelan in Washington. The bedrooms are empty and the restaurant and ice cream parlour are failing. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Brick Hotel: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and entice locals back to this landmark establishment? (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: Maybe love does conquer all as Jenna and Eddy find a way back to each other - in spite of Alesia's meddling. Ellie makes a disastrous breakfast mistake. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
The Last Thanksgiving: Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they've split up - and they've definitely chosen a side. And Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Just Say No: As the presidential election approaches, Erica's shocked to discover that Beverly always just votes for the same candidate as Murray. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
As You Wish: Murray's happy when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school - until he discovers that that activity is fencing. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Fizbo: Phil and Claire throw Luke the biggest birthday party a boy could want. But when Cameron appears as a clown named Fizbo, it sets off a chain of events that ends in hospital. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Undeck the Halls: Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house, until the kids get into trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to cancel Christmas unless one of them fesses up. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Up All Night: Gloria isn't happy with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Phil is suffering from kidney stones. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Fifteen Percent: Mitchell seeks revenge when Jay introduces Cameron as just his 'friend'. Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
There are tears, squabbles and shocks during Hollyoaks High parents' evening. Warren is furious with Mercedes. And a resident is encouraged to confront their problems. [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: Captain Jason grants the crew a long-awaited day off. But time away only fuels the drama, and Daisy soon reaches her breaking point... (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
On the 'Box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Tiger King 2, An Audience with Adele, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Close to Me, and BBC/ITV News (Austria). (S18 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05
This time on the box, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Miriam and Alan: Lost in Scotland, Tiger King 2, Inside Beverly Hills: The Land of the Rich and Famous, and more. (S18 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05
Jo hasn't been chatted up in years and seeks someone 'feral, but not too feral'. Jewellery designer Marina is looking for a Christian who believes in no sex before marriage. (S22 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wed Sep 30
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10
Sapphire hopes to find her ideal woman by stripping back the clothes. Kieron, who's been single for three years, chooses from six women in the Naked Attraction pods. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:10 - 02:15
On the 'Box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Tiger King 2, An Audience with Adele, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Close to Me, and BBC/ITV News (Austria). (S18 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:00
Brand new series: Captain Jason grants the crew a long-awaited day off. But time away only fuels the drama, and Daisy soon reaches her breaking point... (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:00 - 03:50
Town's Inn (Part 2/2): Gordon continues his battle to help turn around The Town's Inn in West Virginia. Can he win over the stubborn owner and give the hotel a chance of success? (S3 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:50 - 04:15
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:15 - 04:40
Riptide Waters: Barry and Adam join forces to save a water park that's being threatened with closure. Wedding planning opens a rift between Beverly and Erica. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:40 - 05:05
The William Penn Years: Adam makes an inspirational video about a football game against William Penn's rival. Beverly and Murray try to buy a neighbour's house. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:05 - 05:30
Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:30 - 06:00
Up All Night: Gloria isn't happy with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Phil is suffering from kidney stones. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30
Beth is desperate to make things better between her and Maddox. Gemma receives threatening messages. And a jealous resident is confronted after meddling in a relationship. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55
There are tears, squabbles and shocks during Hollyoaks High parents' evening. Warren is furious with Mercedes. And a resident is encouraged to confront their problems. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00
In Northampton, Pam and Glenn's Spanish food gets a grilling from their guests, Victoria and Delroy serve up Caribbean cuisine, and Wendy and Mark's night doesn't go to plan... [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Beachfront Inn & Inlet: Gordon Ramsay visits a 'Caribbean-style' resort hotel in Fort Pierce, Florida, where guests face dusty rooms, late-night concerts and poor service. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Landoll's Mohican Castle: Gordon Ramsay visits a custom-built, multi-million-dollar hotel in Loudonville, Ohio. Can he help the struggling business and its overworked owner? (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: Captain Jason grants the crew a long-awaited day off. But time away only fuels the drama, and Daisy soon reaches her breaking point... (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
The Prescott: Alex's new company puts her up in a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it... (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned's cute new dog loves Homer. (S26 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
Dance Party USA: Erica's dream opportunity to dance on a TV show turns into a nightmare. Adam takes to gambling at school. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
Bill/Murray: Adam and Beverly decide to film a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard stand out, while Murray bonds with Lainey's dad Bill. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Moon Landing: Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
My Funky Valentine: Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little role play excursion. And Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Fears: When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but the friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans, he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons' home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Uncut Femmes: Marge gets involved in a jewel heist and learns that there's more to Sarah Wiggum than anyone suspected. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Ant worries that Kathleen-Angel doesn't see a future with him. Sienna makes a disturbing discovery. And a resident receives an ultimatum... [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: A demanding charter guest sends chef Ben spiralling in the galley (again). And Daisy's efforts to help only make things worse. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Boodles: Octogenarian restaurant owner Bruno is running himself into the ground. Can his son and general manager Kevin step up to the plate? (S10 Ep6) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
On Gogglebox this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Selling Sunset, Mariah's Christmas: The Magic Continues, True Story, How to Make It on OnlyFans, and ITV News (No.10 Xmas Party). (S18 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05
Aspiring rapper Matt meets music producer Breda. Abbie warms up a tongue-tied Matt. And can dynamic grandma Karen give retired teacher Jim's dating game a much-needed boost? (S22 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thu Oct 01
Thursday 00:05 - 01:05
Rebecca's tired of guys with bad boy images breaking her heart. Dan thinks the only thing missing in his life's the love of a good man. Can they find love the Naked Attraction way? (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:10
On Gogglebox this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Selling Sunset, Mariah's Christmas: The Magic Continues, True Story, How to Make It on OnlyFans, and ITV News (No.10 Xmas Party). (S18 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 02:10 - 03:00
Brand new series: A demanding charter guest sends chef Ben spiralling in the galley (again). And Daisy's efforts to help only make things worse. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:00 - 03:50
Lakeview Hotel: Gordon Ramsay confronts the owner of the Lakeview Hotel on Lake Chelan in Washington. The bedrooms are empty and the restaurant and ice cream parlour are failing. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:50 - 04:15
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:15 - 04:40
An Itch Like No Other: Barry's poison ivy causes problems for Erica and Geoff. And having Mr Glascott living next door presents a challenge for the whole family. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:40 - 05:05
The Hunt for the Great Albino Pumpkin: Adam is tired of Halloween. Barry and Joanne meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:05 - 05:30
Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:30 - 06:00
Fears: When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:30
The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:30 - 06:55
The Help: Jay and Manny aren't happy when Gloria hires a too-good-to-be-true male nanny. Frank's in town and feeling lonely, so Phil and Jay take him out to get his groove back. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 08:00
In Essex, Callum and Alison put together a fun-filled menu, despite Callum's not-so-cheery nature. And there's an outburst over the Essex dialect during dessert at Mike and Carol's. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Lowery's Seafood Restaurant: Gordon revamps Lowery's Seafood in Tappahannock, Virginia, where he finds two brothers - the owner and the manager - at loggerheads. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Blend on Main: Gordon Ramsay and his team visit struggling Blend on Main in New Jersey and give it a spectacular renovation, a new menu and hope for the future. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: A demanding charter guest sends chef Ben spiralling in the galley (again). And Daisy's efforts to help only make things worse. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
I'm Going to Miss This: When Mitchell struggles to let go of his old life, Gloria helps him to say goodbye. And Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house. (S11 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's Dutch cousin. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
Bull-E: Bart is picked on at the school dance, so Marge convinces Springfield's authorities to pass anti-bullying legislation. But then Homer's arrested for victimising Ned. (S26 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
Mathlete's Feat: Groundskeeper Willie coaches Lisa and the school Mathlympics team for an important maths quiz. (S26 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
Goldbergs Feel Hard: Erica is accepted into a summer arts school, but Murray struggles to express pride in her achievement. Barry becomes the school mascot. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry throw a big party but it spirals out of control. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to discover that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Game Changer: Mitchell decides to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in a neighbour's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Panic on the Streets of Springfield: Lisa develops an imaginary friendship with a morose British singer. Homer gets a powerful truck. (S32 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
The Last Barfighter: A secret society of bartenders seek vengeance on Homer and his friends after Moe breaks their most sacred rule. (S32 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a plus-one to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: Tensions explode across the boat when Mike crosses a line with Daisy. Crew gossip sparks a room swap. And Daisy and Ellie fall out over a shrimp cocktail. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching The Masked Singer, Trigger Point, Pam & Tommy, First Dates: Valentine's, Mary Beard's Forgotten Art, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time: Love Is Blind, Starstruck, Cheaters, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted, Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad, and Teen First Dates. (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:05
Relentless optimist Charlie has a heart-to-heart with emotional osteopath Benji. And will single mum Rachel be happy to roll with divorced toilet paper salesman Stephen? (S22 Ep6) [AD,S]
Fri Oct 02
Friday 00:05 - 01:10
TV's most daring dating show. Pansexual Izzy is open to all genders. Dom's looking for a woman who isn't put off by his posh boy charm. (S2 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Friday 01:10 - 02:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching The Masked Singer, Trigger Point, Pam & Tommy, First Dates: Valentine's, Mary Beard's Forgotten Art, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 02:10 - 03:00
Brand new series: Tensions explode across the boat when Mike crosses a line with Daisy. Crew gossip sparks a room swap. And Daisy and Ellie fall out over a shrimp cocktail. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 03:00 - 03:55
Brick Hotel: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and entice locals back to this landmark establishment? (S3 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 03:55 - 04:20
The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Friday 04:20 - 04:45
The Rose-Kissy Thing: Beverly encourages Principal Ball to establish a non-athlete Senior Night. Erica struggles to appoint a pre-wedding 'fun captain'. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 04:45 - 05:10
A Light Thanksgiving Nosh: Beverly feels threatened by Linda Schwartz's plan to host Thanksgiving. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 05:10 - 05:35
Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a plus-one to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 05:35 - 06:00
Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 06:00 - 06:30
A Fair to Remember: The family go to the annual school fair, and Phil plans a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise for Claire at the fairgrounds. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 06:55
ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 08:00
In Essex, there are fussy eaters, unwanted opinions and some very distinctive Japanese food, as three couples put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Caneda's White Rooster: Gordon Ramsay revamps a Cuban-inspired restaurant in Toms River, New Jersey. Owner Patty opened the place to showcase her grandmother's Cuban cooking. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Botto's Italian Line Restaurant: Gordon visits a family-owned business, which he thinks looks like a funeral parlour. He and the team give it a renovation along with a new menu. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: Tensions explode across the boat when Mike crosses a line with Daisy. Crew gossip sparks a room swap. And Daisy and Ellie fall out over a shrimp cocktail. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
Pilot: The first episode of the Emmy-winning comedy, shot from the perspective of an unseen documentary maker. It's not easy being part of a family these days... (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
The Bicycle Thief: Phil is determined to help Luke show his mum that he's responsible enough to have the new bike they just got him, but Phil ends up being the irresponsible one. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm... (S32 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale (Olivia Colman). (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
A Chorus Lie: Adam's voice breaks right when he lands the lead role in the school musical. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
The Old Wagon: Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone takes it on one last ride down memory lane. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
My Mother the Carjacker: Homer's long-lost mother (guest star Glenn Close) arranges to meet him. But after she's apprehended by police, Homer must free her from a prison bus. (S15 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
The President Wore Pearls: Principal Skinner cancels sport, art and music at the school to save cash, so the students - and the police - go on strike. With Michael Moore. (S15 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
The Regina Monologues: The Simpsons go to London with $1000 that Bart found, but Homer crashes the hire car into the Queen and gets locked in the Tower. Tony Blair guest stars. (S15 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Fat and the Furriest: Homer is a laughing stock when he's caught on tape running from a bear at the dump, so he hunts down the bear in an attempt to regain his dignity. (S15 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: The arrival of a new stew pushes Jenna's jealousy into overdrive. And the shrimp cocktail rift between Daisy and Ellie just keeps on getting bigger. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 23:35
(2015) Part five of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The secret agents must bring down a terrorist group, but that's not easy when the CIA are hunting you down... [AD,S]
Friday 23:35 - 00:35
Can two singletons find love based on naked attraction alone? Student Marlie needs to stay away from bad boys, while Adam from Bradford craves a woman with no secrets. (S2 Ep2/5) [AD,S]
Sat Oct 03
Saturday 00:35 - 01:40
After dating a few love rats, beautician Gemma wants to find her Prince Charming. Tattoo artist Jennafer is fed up with men and is looking for the perfect woman. (S2 Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:40 - 02:40
On the box this time: Peaky Blinders, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, Celebrity Hunted, Starstruck, Celebrity Mastermind, This Morning, and BBC News (Ukraine). (S19 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 02:40 - 03:30
Brand new series: The arrival of a new stew pushes Jenna's jealousy into overdrive. And the shrimp cocktail rift between Daisy and Ellie just keeps on getting bigger. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:30 - 03:55
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:55 - 04:20
Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:20 - 04:45
Tennis People: Great news! Adam's accepted into NYU. Terrible news: Brea has a place at a school far away. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:45 - 05:10
You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times: Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie to help him impress Joanne. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:10 - 05:35
The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:35 - 06:00
Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:00 - 07:25
Brand new series - Caught in the Act: The teams each create a crime scene in one of a mansion's seven rooms. But can detective Sophie Monk crack the case? (S7 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 07:25 - 07:35
Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents a man pretending to be a walrus, an incredible downhill bike run and some computer keyboard hurling. [S]
Saturday 07:35 - 08:35
Brand new series: After Sam Prince makes a romantic gesture, can Maali resist a secret kiss? Georgia calls out Philip. Beks confronts Chuggs. Jazz introduces Eve to her friends. (S32 Ep3) [S]
Saturday 08:35 - 09:35
The Sk8er Boi One: Will Andy's plans for a skater-themed wedding make his bride Bobby's wheels spin? Or will there be broken bones and broken hearts on the big day? [S]
Saturday 09:35 - 10:35
The Obstacle Course One: Chris wants his bride to jump through hoops, and plans to turn his wedding into an obstacle course. But Charlotte dreams of a traditional family wedding. [S]
Saturday 10:35 - 11:05
The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 11:05 - 11:35
The Help: Jay and Manny aren't happy when Gloria hires a too-good-to-be-true male nanny. Frank's in town and feeling lonely, so Phil and Jay take him out to get his groove back. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 11:35 - 12:35
Landoll's Mohican Castle: Gordon Ramsay visits a custom-built, multi-million-dollar hotel in Loudonville, Ohio. Can he help the struggling business and its overworked owner? (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Saturday 12:35 - 13:35
Lowery's Seafood Restaurant: Gordon revamps Lowery's Seafood in Tappahannock, Virginia, where he finds two brothers - the owner and the manager - at loggerheads. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:35 - 14:35
Blend on Main: Gordon Ramsay and his team visit struggling Blend on Main in New Jersey and give it a spectacular renovation, a new menu and hope for the future. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:35 - 15:35
Caneda's White Rooster: Gordon Ramsay revamps a Cuban-inspired restaurant in Toms River, New Jersey. Owner Patty opened the place to showcase her grandmother's Cuban cooking. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:35 - 16:05
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:05 - 16:35
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:35 - 17:05
The Ten-Per-Cent Solution: The TV network cancel Krusty the Clown's show. Can his first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), help him craft a comeback? (S23 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:05 - 17:35
Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:35 - 18:05
The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:05 - 18:35
At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:35 - 19:00
How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:00 - 21:00
(2022) Poignant road-trip comedy with Channing Tatum. A soldier with PTSD must escort a traumatised army canine to a comrade's funeral. Can man and dog save each other's lives? [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
The top TV includes: Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad. (S24 Ep3) [SL]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:05
On the 'Box: Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect. (S24 Ep4)
Sun Oct 04
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
A retired champion car racer meets a champion ballroom dancer who's looking for a man 'with balls'. And sparks fly when Babestation model Rebecca meets leather-clad Mak. (S23 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:10 - 02:05
Pump Fiction: A photoshoot goes downhill when Angelica reveals what was found in Jason's shower. And Demy decides to move on from her friendship with Natalie. (S12 Ep6) [S]
Sunday 02:05 - 02:55
Paso Aggressive: Lisa throws an intimate 20th anniversary party to celebrate the founding of SUR. Angelica spills a secret that threatens to upend the group. (S12 Ep7) [S]
Sunday 02:55 - 03:40
Speakerphone Suckerpunch: In Paso Robles, an overheard phone call makes Audrey rethink her relationship with Chris. And the group enjoy a wild night out. (S12 Ep8) [S]
Sunday 03:40 - 04:30
The Sk8er Boi One: Will Andy's plans for a skater-themed wedding make his bride Bobby's wheels spin? Or will there be broken bones and broken hearts on the big day? [S]
Sunday 04:30 - 06:00
The Obstacle Course One: Chris wants his bride to jump through hoops, and plans to turn his wedding into an obstacle course. But Charlotte dreams of a traditional family wedding. [S]
Sunday 06:00 - 07:10
Beth is desperate to make things better between her and Maddox. There are tears, squabbles and shocks during Hollyoaks High parents' evening. And does Kathleen-Angel see a future with Ant? [AD,S]
Sunday 07:10 - 07:40
ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:40 - 08:40
The One with All the Boxing: Former boxing champ Jordan plans a fight-night wedding in front of thousands, while his bride-to-be Danielle dreams of a feminine and intimate day.
Sunday 08:40 - 09:40
Beachfront Inn & Inlet: Gordon Ramsay visits a 'Caribbean-style' resort hotel in Fort Pierce, Florida, where guests face dusty rooms, late-night concerts and poor service. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:40 - 10:40
Botto's Italian Line Restaurant: Gordon visits a family-owned business, which he thinks looks like a funeral parlour. He and the team give it a renovation along with a new menu. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:40 - 11:40
Brand new series - Boodles Restaurant: Octogenarian restaurant owner Bruno is running himself into the ground. Can his son and general manager Kevin step up to the plate? (S10 Ep6) [S]
Sunday 11:40 - 12:10
Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:10 - 12:40
A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:40 - 13:05
The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 13:05 - 14:40
It's Biscuit Week. Whose cookies, nostalgic classics and visually striking mosaics will stir up Nigella and Paul's emotions, and how will the cookie crumble? (S17 Ep2/10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 14:40 - 15:10
Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit... (S29 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:10 - 15:40
Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent, which Grampa tries to exploit. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:40 - 16:05
Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:05 - 16:40
The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:40 - 17:05
Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:05 - 17:35
Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:35 - 18:50
Brand new series - Fresh Food People: From Captain Corn to Banana Boy, a new universe of superheroes assembles, as our 'pears' pit their nutritious victors against rotten villains. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:50 - 21:00
(2022) Going-for-gold action. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg compare abs as they scour the globe for an olde explorer's lost gold. The heat is on. The time is right. Only the best survive.
Sunday 21:00 - 00:05
(2023) Tom Cruise returns as Ethan Hunt and jumps a motorbike off a mountain for real. There's some stuff about an all-powerful AI. But it's the thrills that we're here for! [AD,S]
Mon Oct 05
Monday 00:05 - 01:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Killing Eve, The Apprentice, Our House, Naked Attraction, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]