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Today 18:30 - 19:00

Homer's Phobia: Homer's preconceptions surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters), and he decides to take Bart hunting, but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Diane is determined to make Tony see what's happening right in front of him. Sienna fears for her future. And will one resident be caught red-handed? [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: After an intense journey, the love triangles part ways, forcing the singles to make their choice... who will they pursue a relationship with in the real world? (S2 Ep9/10) [AD]

Today 22:00 - 23:05

On the 'Box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Tiger King 2, An Audience with Adele, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Close to Me, and BBC/ITV News (Austria). (S18 Ep11) [AD]

Today 23:05 - 00:05

Make-up artist Callie from Glasgow wants a man who's proud to have her on his arm, while part-time life model Luca from Edinburgh is looking for his perfect muse to sketch. (S9 Ep5) [AD,W]

Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10

Model Georgia returns for a date with nice guy Alex, who she flirted with last time. And will fifties fashionista Amy go to a Northern Soul night with Rob the Mod after their date? (S4 Ep9) [AD,SL,W]

Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:35

Brand new series: In a MAFS Aus first, the experts have rematched both members of an original couple. Awhina returns home after a busy day - to find the apartment empty. (S12 Ep5)

Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:30

Brand new series: After an intense journey, the love triangles part ways, forcing the singles to make their choice... who will they pursue a relationship with in the real world? (S2 Ep9/10) [AD,SL]

Tomorrow 03:30 - 03:55

Fire: Barbara's candle starts a small fire in the teacher's lounge and a counsellor suggests that she might not be handling the aftermath well. (S2 Ep15) [AD,SL,W]

Tomorrow 03:55 - 04:25

Cowboy Country: New couple Lainey and Barry talk Murray into watching a football match with Lainey's dad Bill, but the two fathers support opposing teams. (S2 Ep12/24) [AD,W]

Tomorrow 04:25 - 04:50

Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) [AD,W]

Tomorrow 04:50 - 05:15

Welcome to the Hockey Game: Tina enjoys the perks that come with her 'stardom' when she's mistaken for an A-list celebrity. (S2 Ep16) [W]

Tomorrow 05:15 - 06:00

Manny Get Your Gun: Everyone gathers at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, although Manny himself is experiencing a mini-life crisis about getting older. (S2 Ep8)

Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30

Hit and Run: Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems, but they're both unreceptive. Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident. (S3 Ep5) [S,W]

Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55

Go Bullfrogs!: Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny. (S3 Ep6) [S]

Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S,W]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00

Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4/13) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband: George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker: Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:35

Brand new series: In a MAFS Aus first, the experts have rematched both members of an original couple. Awhina returns home after a busy day - to find the apartment empty. (S12 Ep5) [S]

Tomorrow 12:35 - 13:05

The Citation Negation: Sheldon and Amy get some devastating news. Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend Denise to teach her how to beat Howard at a video game. (S12 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:05 - 13:35

The VCR Illumination: Sheldon and Amy are still upset about their theory being disproven, but a video tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. (S12 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:35 - 14:00

The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

A Tougher Nut and a Note on File: Sheldon's search for a comic leads to a breakthrough. Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha: Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. And the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Up All Night: Gloria isn't happy with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Phil is suffering from kidney stones. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

Fifteen Percent: Mitchell seeks revenge when Jay introduces Cameron as just his 'friend'. Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger Simon and discovers that Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Stockholm Syndrome: Howard and Bernadette go on a trip without their children, Leonard and Penny try to keep a secret, and Raj makes a new friend. (S12 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

Brand new series - The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 21:00

...Australia: Brand new series: At the third dinner party, Eliot and Lauren meet for the first time since their short-lasting marriage. Awhina confronts Adrian about leaving. (S12 Ep16)

Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00

This time on the box, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Miriam and Alan: Lost in Scotland, Tiger King 2, Inside Beverly Hills: The Land of the Rich and Famous, and more. (S18 Ep12) [AD,S,W]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05

On Gogglebox this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Selling Sunset, Mariah's Christmas: The Magic Continues, True Story, How to Make It on OnlyFans and ITV News (No.10 Xmas Party). (S18 Ep13) [S,SL,W]

Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:10

Skyla's cleaning business leaves her too busy for a man. Is her sparkly someone in the pods? Bisexual trans man Zeus is just dipping his toe into dating... can he find the one? (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 00:10 - 01:40

Brand new series: At the third dinner party, Eliot and Lauren meet for the first time since their short-lasting marriage. Awhina confronts Adrian about leaving the experiment. (S12 Ep16) [S]

Friday 01:40 - 02:10

Rickmancing the Stone: Rick takes Morty and Summer on a jaunt to a Mad Max-style universe where he tries to steal a green crystal from a group of scavengers. (S3 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Friday 02:10 - 02:35

(adult swim) Brand new series - Amelia & Wyatt: Marshall finds himself in a new situation that changes everything, leading him to reunite with an old friend and start a new plan. (Ep8)

Friday 02:35 - 03:30

Brand new series: Vogue Williams hosts, as the love triangles reunite to look back on their incredible highs and lows. And as old feuds re-ignite, there's one final showdown... (S2 Ep10/10) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 03:30 - 03:50

Teacher Conference: Gregory and Janine bond at the Pennsylvania Educational Conference, while Jacob is charmed by teachers from a rival school. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 03:50 - 04:15

Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14/24) [AD,S,W]

Friday 04:15 - 04:40

Happy Mom, Happy Life: Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment, but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15/24) [AD,S]

Friday 04:40 - 05:05

Welcome to the Commercial: Calvin asks Dave, Tina and Marty to help him film a TV ad for his business. (S2 Ep17) [S]

Friday 05:05 - 06:00

Mother Tucker: Cameron loves his mum, so Mitchell isn't sure how to tell Cam that she makes him uncomfortable. When Haley breaks up with Dylan, Phil takes it harder than anyone. (S2 Ep9) [S,W]

Friday 06:00 - 06:30

After the Fire: The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbour's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay throws out his back. (S3 Ep8) [S]

Friday 06:30 - 06:55

Punkin Chunkin: When an old neighbourhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. (S3 Ep9) [S]

Friday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Friday 07:00 - 08:00

PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5/13) [S,SL]

Friday 08:00 - 08:30

Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Friday 08:30 - 09:00

Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Friday 09:00 - 09:30

The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 09:30 - 10:00

The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People: The Coopers face judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future: While Sheldon struggles to cope with the first signs of puberty, his parents both hunt for new jobs. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: At the third dinner party, Eliot and Lauren meet for the first time since their short-lasting marriage. Awhina confronts Adrian about leaving the experiment. (S12 Ep16) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Confirmation Polarization: Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super-asymmetry theory is proved correct. Bernadette enjoys some big success at work. (S12 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Meteorite Manifestation: Sheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette with some bureaucratic paperwork, until he realises they are breaking the law. (S12 Ep14/24) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle: Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting: Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

Moon Landing: Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

My Funky Valentine: Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little role play excursion. And Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he plucks up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, so Leonard has to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard thinks he's been wasting his time on Penny, so he turns his attention to Leslie. Sheldon's uncomfortable with a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

Brand new series - The Last Barfighter: A secret society of bartenders seek vengeance on Homer and his friends after Moe breaks their most sacred rule. (S32 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer shares his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 23:00

(2011) Comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the boys celebrate with an outrageous lads holiday in Crete. [AD,S,W]

Friday 23:00 - 00:50

...Burgundy: (2004) Will Ferrell stars in this raucous comedy about the cutthroat, life-or-death world of... 1970s local TV news. With Christina Applegate, Jack Black and Steve Carrell. [AD,S]

Saturday 00:50 - 01:55

Dog groomer Nico is after the perfect partner to get her all hot under the collar, while care worker Patrice wants a divine angel who can also be a horny devil in the bedroom. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:55 - 02:55

Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching The Masked Singer, Trigger Point, Pam & Tommy, First Dates: Valentine's, Mary Beard's Forgotten Art, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 02:55 - 03:20

Mural Arts: Jacob secures a visit from a mural arts programme for his students but doesn't agree with their design and tries to get them to change it. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 03:20 - 03:45

The Lost Boy: Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:45 - 04:10

The Adam Bomb: Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:10 - 04:35

Welcome to the Team: Grover joins Calvin's youth basketball team, and Tina and Marty confront a long-buried family secret. (S2 Ep18) [S]

Saturday 04:35 - 04:55

Welcome to the Jump: When Tina receives unexpected news, Calvin, Dave and Gemma encourage her to embrace it. (S2 Ep19) [S]

Saturday 04:55 - 05:20

Welcome to the Standoff: A surprise delivery prompts Dave and Gemma to examine the power dynamics in their relationship. (S2 Ep20) [S]

Saturday 05:20 - 06:00

Dance Dance Revelation: Everyone gets in on the fun at Luke and Manny's first school dance. A trip to the mall with the boys becomes stressful for Jay and Phil. (S2 Ep10) [S]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:25

Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:25 - 06:50

Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:50 - 07:20

Happy Mom, Happy Life: Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment, but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:20 - 07:50

The Lost Boy: Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:50 - 08:20

The Adam Bomb: Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:20 - 09:55

Sky's the Limit: The teams are given a Lego cloud and can create anything they like on it. One team makes a rainbow castle, another a fisherman catching birds. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 09:55 - 10:55

Hot Potato Café: The Hot Potato Café in Philadelphia has never made a profit. When the chips are down, can Gordon help save the restaurant? (S3 Ep1/13) [S]

Saturday 10:55 - 12:35

Brand new series: It's time for the second Commitment Ceremony. Intimacy Week has strengthened some relationships but others have imploded. Adrian's in hot water. (S12 Ep13) [S]

Saturday 12:35 - 14:05

Brand new series: Sparks fly with new couple Beth and Teejay. Meanwhile, Jacqui's desire to teach Ryan how to be the husband that she wants has devastating consequences. (S12 Ep14) [S]

Saturday 14:05 - 16:00

(1995) Classic 90s high-school re-imagining of Jane Austen's Emma. Two fashion-obsessed pals (Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash) transform a new girl (Brittany Murphy) but create a monster. [AD,S]

Saturday 16:00 - 16:30

The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:30 - 16:55

The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:55 - 17:25

The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:25 - 17:50

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:50 - 18:20

Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer shares his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:20 - 18:45

Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:45 - 21:00

(1981) Harrison Ford's first outing as swashbuckling archaeology professor Indiana Jones. Can he get to the Ark of the Covenant before the Nazis do, in Steven Spielberg's action-adventure? [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 22:00

From The Chase to Fatal Attraction, what do Westlife, Kelly Osbourne, Laurence and Emilia Fox, Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Nick Grimshaw and other celebs think of our top telly? (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:05

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Slow Horses, Dating Naked, Celebrity Race Across the World and more? (S24 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:05 - 00:05

This time, the Goggleboxers watch: Celebrity Race Across the World; Nightsleeper; Married at First Sight UK; Selling Sunset; Nadiya's Cook Once, Eat Twice: and Haunted Hospitals. (S24 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:15

Self-confessed nerd and Star Wars fan Lachlan returns. Is his date with Becca out of this world? Young professionals Louisa and Cameron take time out from working life for a date. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 01:15 - 02:15

Bisexual Jo embarks on her first ever date with a woman - 4' 7" personal trainer Naomi. And Dean, who dreams of 'a lady kissed by fire', meets flame-haired estate agent Kate. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]

Sunday 02:15 - 03:15

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Slow Horses, Dating Naked, Celebrity Race Across the World and more? (S24 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:15 - 04:10

This time, the Goggleboxers watch: Celebrity Race Across the World; Nightsleeper; Married at First Sight UK; Selling Sunset; Nadiya's Cook Once, Eat Twice: and Haunted Hospitals. (S24 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:10 - 05:00

Flamango's: Gordon visits Flamango's in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2/13) [S,SL,W]

Sunday 05:00 - 06:15

Grace is shocked to see a familiar face back in Hollyoaks, while Mercedes hatches a plan for freedom. Sienna fears for her future. And not everyone is happy for a newly engaged couple... [AD,S]

Sunday 06:15 - 06:25

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]

Sunday 06:25 - 07:25

Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but he didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3/13) [S]

Sunday 07:25 - 08:25

Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4/13) [S]

Sunday 08:25 - 09:25

PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5/13) [S]

Sunday 09:25 - 11:10

Brand new series: In a MAFS Aus first, the experts have rematched both members of an original couple. Awhina returns home after a busy day - to find the apartment empty. (S12 Ep5) [S]

Sunday 11:10 - 12:50

Brand new series: At the third dinner party, Eliot and Lauren meet for the first time since their short-lasting marriage. Awhina confronts Adrian about leaving the experiment. (S12 Ep16) [S]

Sunday 12:50 - 14:10

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Roman Kemp, Amelia Dimoldenberg, Sarah Beeny and Maxine Peake take cupcakes to a new level, and create memorable romantic dates in biscuit form. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 14:10 - 14:40

The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:40 - 15:05

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:05 - 15:35

The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:35 - 16:05

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:05 - 16:35

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:35 - 17:00

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:00 - 17:30

The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:30 - 18:00

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:00 - 18:30

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:30 - 19:00

Homer's Phobia: Homer's preconceptions surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters), and he decides to take Bart hunting, but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:00 - 19:30

Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:30 - 20:00

My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 22:20

...Doom: (1984) Harrison Ford returns as the man with a whip in Spielberg's action adventure. Indy heads to India to find a mystical stone that a sinister cult have stolen from a village. [AD,S]

Sunday 22:20 - 23:25

On the box this time: Love Is Blind, Starstruck, Cheaters, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted, Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad, and Teen First Dates. (S19 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 23:25 - 00:30

Student Josh has never had any luck chatting up the ladies... can Naked Attraction help? And performer Jack's after that special someone to give him a standing ovation. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 00:30 - 01:30

...Experiment: Katey and Dan plan a night of fun with Josh and Holly. Nicolle and Ben try a couple swap, but can Nicolle overcome her anxieties? (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 01:30 - 02:25

On the box this time: Love Is Blind, Starstruck, Cheaters, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted, Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad, and Teen First Dates. (S19 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 02:25 - 02:50

Welcome to Couples Therapy: After learning Dave and Gemma occasionally see a couples therapist, Tina decides she and Calvin should do the same. (S3 Ep3) [S]

Monday 02:50 - 03:10

Welcome to the Speed Bump: Dave and Calvin try to make their community safer. (S2 Ep21) [S]

Monday 03:10 - 05:00

Grace is shocked to see a familiar face back in Hollyoaks, while Mercedes hatches a plan for freedom. Sienna fears for her future. And not everyone is happy for a newly engaged couple... [AD,S,SL]

Monday 05:00 - 05:30

A plan is hatched to free Mercedes, and one resident's cries for help are heard. Meanwhile, not everyone is happy when an unexpected engagement merges two families. [AD,S]

Monday 05:30 - 05:55

Diane is determined to make Tony see what's happening right in front of him. Sienna fears for her future. And will one resident be caught red-handed? [AD,S]

Monday 05:55 - 06:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 06:00 - 07:00

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6/13) [S,SL]

Monday 07:00 - 07:30

Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Monday 07:30 - 08:00

Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble... (S11 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Monday 08:00 - 08:30

The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 08:30 - 09:00

The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo: Series six commences! George Sr bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific: Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Mary struggles to find her footing without the church. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Halloween: Claire, who loves Halloween, ropes in the whole family to spookify the Dunphy house, but none of it goes quite to plan. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

Chirp: Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick. Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

Manny Get Your Gun: Everyone gathers at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, although Manny himself is experiencing a mini-life crisis about getting older. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

The Donation Oscillation: Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15/24) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

The D & D Vortex: When the gang find out that Wil Wheaton is hosting a celebrity game of Dungeons & Dragons at his home, deception and betrayal take hold. (S12 Ep16/24) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The Conference Valuation: Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of Michael and Halley while they are away. (S12 Ep17/24) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest: Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter: Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

Fears: When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny's Halloween party puts Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

A shocking turn of events unites a father and son, while a new resident takes drastic measures to get closer to Joel. A boyfriend resorts to cruel tactics, and a sister uses manipulation. [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 20:00

...Australia: Brand new series: It's the third Commitment Ceremony of the series, but the first for the three new couples. And betrayals lead to a goodbye. (S12 Ep17) [S]

Monday 20:00 - 21:05

Brand new series: The gang are back, and there's trouble in paradise. Jazz is shocked about Jack moving on, while Ruby locks horns with Lauren. And in SW3, Ollie plays Cupid! (S29 Ep1) [S]

Monday 21:05 - 22:05

Can policeman Mark cross the thin line between hate and love on a date with self-confessed 'nightmare' Abi? And will latex-loving Shirlie bond with her fellow divorcee Dave? (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 22:05 - 23:10

Twitch streamer Fi gets likes all day but struggles to make a connection in real life. Bondage-lover Elle is after a sophisticated silver fox who's dirty in the bedroom. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 23:10 - 00:15

On the box this time: Love Is Blind, Starstruck, Cheaters, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted, Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad, and Teen First Dates. (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:15 - 01:40

Brand new series: It's the third Commitment Ceremony of the series, but the first for the three new couples. And betrayals lead to a goodbye. (S12 Ep17) [S]

Tuesday 01:40 - 02:40

Brand new series: The gang are back, and there's trouble in paradise. Jazz is shocked about Jack moving on, while Ruby locks horns with Lauren. And in SW3, Ollie plays Cupid! (S29 Ep1) [S,SL]

Tuesday 02:40 - 03:05

Teacher Appreciation: On Teacher Appreciation Day, the teachers get two tickets for a Philadelphia 76ers game, and must decide who deserves them the most. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 03:05 - 03:30

Slow Down Your Neighbors: Claire becomes a determined neighbourhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds through the streets. (S2 Ep11) [S]

Tuesday 03:30 - 03:55

I Drank the Mold: Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:55 - 04:20

La Biblioteca es Libros: Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:20 - 05:00

Welcome to the Campaign: Dave makes a run for city council, but a controversial photo threatens to derail his entire campaign. (S2 Ep22) [S]

Tuesday 05:00 - 05:30

Diane is determined to make Tony see what's happening right in front of him. Sienna fears for her future. And will one resident be caught red-handed? [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:30 - 05:55

A shocking turn of events unites a father and son, while a new resident takes drastic measures to get closer to Joel. A boyfriend resorts to cruel tactics, and a sister uses manipulation. [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:55 - 06:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 06:00 - 07:00

Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 08:00

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge: Otto's rock 'n' roll marriage to his girlfriend Becky (Parker Posey) is over as soon as it's begun. So Becky moves in with the Simpsons. (S11 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30

The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00

The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy: Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma; Mary tries her hand at writing; Mandy needs a new place to live. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero: Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery. And Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and Meemaw. (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 11:30

Brand new series: It's the third Commitment Ceremony of the series, but the first for the three new couples. And betrayals lead to a goodbye. (S12 Ep17) [S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Inspiration Deprivation: Amy has a meltdown when she feels the pressure of what it would mean for women everywhere if she were to win a Nobel Prize. (S12 Ep19/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Decision Reverberation: Raj publishes a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Penny encourages Leonard to stand up for himself. (S12 Ep20/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters: Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being: The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labour, and Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

Game Changer: Mitchell decides to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in a neighbour's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets inducted into the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

An incriminating accusation takes its toll on one resident. Donny's concerns about Dillon continue to grow, and a teenager confides in an online friend. [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 20:00

...Australia: Brand new series: The newly-weds move in together. And our original couples meet each other's friends and families, but will it help or hinder their relationships? (S12 Ep18) [S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series: Jazz comes to a realisation after some soul-searching in the sun. Back in Chelsea, Sophie celebrates her birthday, and Tristan and Miles advise Angus to move on. (S29 Ep2) [S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:05

On the box this time: Peaky Blinders, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, Celebrity Hunted, Starstruck, Celebrity Mastermind, This Morning, and BBC News (Ukraine). (S19 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:05 - 23:05

Charlotte says she has no gender boundaries but when her date, Charlie, tells her that he's a trans man, Charlotte is uncharacteristically speechless, at least initially... (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:05 - 00:10

...Bits: We celebrate our celibate daters and the pickers who entered the studio with their virginity very much intact, ready for a televisual awakening like no other. [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:10 - 01:35

Brand new series: The newly-weds move in together. And our original couples meet each other's friends and families, but will it help or hinder their relationships? (S12 Ep18) [S]

Wednesday 01:35 - 02:30

Brand new series: Jazz comes to a realisation after some soul-searching in the sun. Back in Chelsea, Sophie celebrates her birthday, and Tristan and Miles advise Angus to move on. (S29 Ep2) [S,SL]

Wednesday 02:30 - 02:55

Festival: Ava plans a festival to get parents to sign a petition to protect Abbott from Legendary Charter Schools. But Draemond sets out to sabotage her event. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 02:55 - 03:20

Our Children, Ourselves: Claire and Phil want Alex to relax about her studies, but then question their own intellectual drives. And Gloria tries to befriend another nice couple. (S2 Ep12) [S]

Wednesday 03:20 - 03:45

Just Say No: As the presidential election approaches, Erica is shocked to discover that Beverly always votes for the political candidate that Murray favours. (S2 Ep20/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:45 - 04:10

As You Wish: Murray is interested when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school, until he discovers the chosen sport is fencing. (S2 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:10 - 05:00

Welcome to the Movement: The Butlers and Johnsons unite when a member of their community is the victim of racial injustice. (S3 Ep1) [S]

Wednesday 05:00 - 05:30

A shocking turn of events unites a father and son, while a new resident takes drastic measures to get closer to Joel. A boyfriend resorts to cruel tactics, and a sister uses manipulation. [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:30 - 05:55

An incriminating accusation takes its toll on one resident. Donny's concerns about Dillon continue to grow, and a teenager confides in an online friend. [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:55 - 06:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Wednesday 06:00 - 07:00

Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

Behind the Laughter: A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? (S11 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 08:00

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00

The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy': Sheldon becomes a dorm resident advisor. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football: George Sr is asked to help with the football team. Mandy finds out about Georgie and Meemaw's secret business. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 11:30

Brand new series: The newly-weds move in together. And our original couples meet each other's friends and families, but will it help or hinder their relationships? (S12 Ep18) [S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Plagiarism Schism: Barry Kripke finds proof that Dr Pemberton plagiarised his thesis in college. Should Sheldon and Amy turn in their rival? (S12 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Maternal Conclusion: Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Change Constant: Sheldon and Amy stay up late awaiting a phone call that could bring big news from the Nobel Committee: are their lives about to change? (S12 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame: Sheldon confronts the failure of his database, Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents, and Missy feels forgotten. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam: Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

No Loan Again, Naturally: When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord. (S20 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Nerdvana Annihilation: Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that has accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

Sienna's health fears continue to grow, and a new friendship blossoms. Meanwhile, a mother is panic-stricken, and a wife is forced to reveal the truth... [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 20:00

...Australia: Brand new series: As friends and family week continues, a husband's revelation shocks his wife. And an auntie asks a couple some very personal questions. (S12 Ep19) [S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00

At the First Dates restaurant in Bath, no-nonsense Mercedes meets gamer Greg. But will it be game over when Greg hears Mercedes's jaw-dropping revelation? (S21 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:05

Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Killing Eve, The Apprentice, Our House, Naked Attraction, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:05 - 23:05

...Bits: We celebrate Naked Attraction's biggest and best audacious, attention-grabbing characters, from 75-year-old bisexual Ian to Shaida, who was looking for the dad of her future kids. [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:05 - 00:15

At the First Dates restaurant in Bath, no-nonsense Mercedes meets gamer Greg. But will it be game over when Greg hears Mercedes's jaw-dropping revelation? (S21 Ep1) [AD,S]