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Today 14:30 - 15:00

Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a plus-one to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 15:30

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Today 15:30 - 16:00

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Today 16:00 - 16:30

The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition: Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth. [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: It's decision time as the celebs pick who to date... on Ibiza! As they arrive on the 'White Isle' the agents reveal what's in store and sparks start to fly... (S14 Ep2/20) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:05

Comedy queen Carol meets 76-year-old interior designer Keith. Charles is 26 and has never been kissed. Two south London sisters are both single and keen to do something about it. (S18 Ep1) [AD,S]

Today 23:05 - 00:10

The Goggleboxers tune in to Gladiators, Is It Cake?, Casualty, The 1% Club, The Yorkshire Farm, This Morning, BBC News on the cost of living, and more. (S23 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:10 - 00:40

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:10

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:10 - 01:40

Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:10

The Golden Child: Peralta helps Santiago to navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother. Boyle introduces drama into an undercover mission. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:10 - 02:35

Gintars: Boyle and Peralta investigate Nikolaj's family. Holt and Santiago bring in forensic scientist Dr Yee to help close a difficult murder case for Diaz. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:30

Brand new series: It's decision time as the celebs pick who to date... on Ibiza! As they arrive on the 'White Isle' the agents reveal what's in store and sparks start to fly... (S14 Ep2/20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:30 - 04:20

Brand new series - Bean Counter: Dr Tiffany Moon, her husband Daniel and their friends step aboard, hoping for a luxurious five-star experience. Will they be left wanting more? (S5 Ep5/16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:20 - 04:45

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:45 - 05:10

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:10 - 06:00

Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30

A horrified Sienna prepares to confront Jez about her recent discoveries, but is she walking into danger? Meanwhile, Rex gets two shocking surprises. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55

A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00

Peter's: Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1/10) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30

Operation: Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00

The Party: Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband, Kevin. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30

Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00

A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

Halloween II: Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager, as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

The Hofstadter Isotope: Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats up Penny. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

The Classified Materials Turbulence: Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his NASA project. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

Mercedes is overcome with emotion as her family hold a vigil for Bobby. Dillon extends an olive branch to an unexpected resident. And will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Loose Lips Sink Trysts: After kissing Danni, Gary tries to correct course - but Daisy finds out anyway. And Diana indulges in a forbidden secret. (S5 Ep6/16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: Jon takes to the beach for his first date in six years, while Louis and Christine head out on their first dates. Kerry makes an emotional trip to the agency. (S14 Ep3/20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05

On the 'Box this time: Race Across the World, The Apprentice, Ripley, MasterChef, Hunted, Celebrity Bridge of Lies, The Assembly and BBC News (Hardest Geezer). (S23 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:05

Rebecca's tired of guys with bad boy images breaking her heart. Dan thinks the only thing missing in his life's the love of a good man. Can they find love the Naked Attraction way? (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 00:35

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:35 - 01:05

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:05 - 01:35

The 7 Beer Itch: When Marge and the kids take a seaside holiday, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale. (S32 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:35 - 02:05

The Therapist: Boyle brings Peralta into a case when a psychiatrist reports one of his patients missing. Captain Holt wants to meet Diaz's new girlfriend. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:05 - 02:35

Casecation: Peralta and Santiago celebrate their wedding anniversary while standing guard over a comatose drugs baron who was shot and rushed into hospital. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:35 - 03:30

Brand new series: Jon takes to the beach for his first date in six years, while Louis and Christine head out on their first dates. Kerry makes an emotional trip to the agency. (S14 Ep3/20) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:30 - 04:20

Brand new series - Loose Lips Sink Trysts: After kissing Danni, Gary tries to correct course - but Daisy finds out anyway. And Diana indulges in a forbidden secret. (S5 Ep6/16) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:20 - 04:45

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:45 - 05:10

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:10 - 05:35

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:35 - 06:00

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:00 - 06:30

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:30 - 06:55

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 07:00 - 08:00

The Mixing Bowl: Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out of control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track? [S,SL]

Thursday 08:00 - 08:30

Full Boyle: Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:30 - 09:00

The Apartment: Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, and her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Mole: When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals that there's a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Wuntch catches on. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

Jake and Sophia: Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out that she's the defence attorney representing a suspect who he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news... (S23 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - My Super Sideways Sixteen: Daisy confronts chef Cloyce about his underwhelming meals. Will he sink or swim with a sweet 16 celebration? (S5 Ep7/16) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: It's another busy day as Liv and Kerry head out on their first dates. Jon opens up in an emotional visit to the agency, and heads turn on a group night out. (S14 Ep4/20) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:05

Madeleine has a weakness for rugby fellas while Sophie says she often picks the wrong guy. Pub landlord Branislav has been single for over a year and can't wait to start flirting. (S18 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:05 - 00:10

TV's most daring dating show. Pansexual Izzy is open to all genders. Dom's looking for a woman who isn't put off by his posh boy charm. (S2 Ep1/5) [AD,S]

Friday 00:10 - 00:40

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]

Friday 00:40 - 01:10

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 01:10 - 01:40

Podcast News: Grampa is accused of murdering his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kent Brockman decides to make a crime podcast. (S32 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 01:40 - 02:10

The Old Man and the Seat: Rick is furious when he finds out that an alien has invaded his secret toilet facility in an idyllic dimension that Rick built for his own use. (S4 Ep2/10) [AD,S]

Friday 02:10 - 02:25

[adult swim] Brand new series - San Juan Puerto Rico Blows But San Juan Capistrano...: Animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Why haven't the swallows returned to San Juan Capistrano? (S4 Ep8) [S]

Friday 02:25 - 02:35

[adult swim] Brand new series - The Yung and the Restless: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Yung Hee wonders if being on a mystery team is what she wants to do with her life. (S4 Ep9) [S]

Friday 02:35 - 03:30

Brand new series: It's another busy day as Liv and Kerry head out on their first dates. Jon opens up in an emotional visit to the agency, and heads turn on a group night out. (S14 Ep4/20) [AD,S]

Friday 03:30 - 04:15

Brand new series - My Super Sideways Sixteen: Daisy confronts chef Cloyce about his underwhelming meals. Will he sink or swim with a sweet 16 celebration? (S5 Ep7/16) [AD,S]

Friday 04:15 - 04:40

Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Friday 04:40 - 05:00

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Friday 05:00 - 05:25

The Bimbo: Holt and Peralta investigate when valuable antique coins are stolen from the university where Kevin works. Jeffords and Santiago get competitive. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 05:25 - 06:00

Ticking Clocks: Peralta and the squad track down a hacker who infiltrates the precinct's servers, compromising protected information on undercover agents. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 06:00 - 06:30

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]

Friday 06:30 - 06:55

American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]

Friday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 07:00 - 08:00

Seascape: Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt. [S,SL]

Friday 08:00 - 08:30

Tactical Village: The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 08:30 - 09:00

Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 09:00 - 09:30

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Friday 09:30 - 10:00

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger (Ed Helms), a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard massively overcompensates for avoiding Bernadette. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - An Eye for Decline: It's all hands on deck to prevent a nautical crisis in the middle of the night. But is the yacht life too much for one crew member? (S5 Ep8/16) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne, Danny and Dani Dyer, Dele Alli and Eric Dier, and Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy take to their sofas in aid of Stand Up To Cancer. (S12 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 00:05

(2016) Action-comedy with Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. Two former school buddies team up to thwart a terrorist plot. But things may not be as they seem. With Amy Ryan and Jason Bateman. [AD,S]

Saturday 00:05 - 01:10

This time, the Goggleboxers watch: Wildlife Rescue, Expedition X and Jamie's Air Fryer Meals. Also Baby Reindeer, Teen First Dates, The Circle and ITV News (Dogfather). (S23 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 01:10 - 01:40

The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:40 - 02:10

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:10 - 02:40

Three Dreams Denied: Bart becomes a voiceover actor. Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con. And Lisa is set up for a fall. (S32 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:40 - 03:05

Return of the King: When Gina gets back in touch with the precinct, Peralta and Jeffords are drawn into her complicated new life. Diaz copes with an injury. (S6 Ep15/18) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:05 - 03:35

Cinco de Mayo: When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:35 - 04:25

Brand new series - An Eye for Decline: It's all hands on deck to prevent a nautical crisis in the middle of the night. But is the yacht life too much for one crew member? (S5 Ep8/16) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:25 - 04:50

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:50 - 05:15

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:15 - 06:00

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:05

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Saturday 06:05 - 06:35

Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam's thrilled when he's asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly's worried that Pops loves gambling too much. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:35 - 07:00

This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:30

I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica applies to be on TV quiz show Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:30 - 08:00

Mom Trumps Willow: Adam decides to see the movie Willow instead of spending Mother's Day with Beverly. Barry is tired of being the middle child. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:00 - 08:30

Breakin': Adam reveals that Barry never completed his community service requirement. Erica plans for her and Geoff to follow The Grateful Dead all summer. (S6 Ep23/23) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:30 - 10:00

Brand new series - Is It Fake? 2.0: The builders enter the Lego Masters bakery, where they must choose an object to replicate with Lego. Whose dupe will look like the real deal? (S6 Ep4/12) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 10:00 - 11:00

Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8/10) [S]

Saturday 11:00 - 12:00

Revisit: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9/10) [S]

Saturday 12:00 - 12:30

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:30 - 13:00

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:00 - 13:30

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:30 - 14:00

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:00 - 14:30

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:30 - 15:00

The Road to Cincinnati: Odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile road trip to Cincinnati for an administrators convention. (S32 Ep8) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:00 - 15:30

Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:30 - 16:00

A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:00 - 16:30

The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:30 - 17:00

Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:00 - 21:00

(1997) Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner. [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 22:00

Denise van Outen, Johnny Vaughan, Jordan Banjo, Perri Kiely and so many more celebs settle down for some top TV, including Race Across the World and Faking It. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers have been watching: The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News (local elections). (S21 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:05 - 00:05

The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Citadel, The Greatest Auction, Family Fortunes, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, I Kissed a Boy and The Big Celebrity Detox. (S21 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:10

Can cocktail mixer Jack stir Alice's feelings? Will beautician Sophie and party girl Tori bridge the age gap? And might sparks fly when dog groomer Brenna meets electrician Ross? (S18 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 01:10 - 02:15

Sexual health advisor Liza meets father-of-five Simon. Singer Saskia dates Luke the magician. And a car buff from Grimsby meets a self-confessed 'nerd' who's yet to fall in love. (S17 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 02:15 - 03:10

The Magic Seamen: The guests are upset when their Great Barrier Reef diving trip gets denied. A familiar face coaches the deck team through a strip show. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]

Sunday 03:10 - 04:00

An Eruption of Volcanic Proportions: An argument erupts when a deckhand meddles in the stew's drama. A date goes awry when Chef Tzarina reveals her feelings. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]

Sunday 04:00 - 04:55

Peter's: Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1/10) [S,SL]

Sunday 04:55 - 05:20

American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]

Sunday 05:20 - 06:00

Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Sunday 06:00 - 07:15

Sienna prepares to confront Jez. Rex gets two shocking surprises. A villager is released from prison. And as grief overwhelms Mercedes, will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S]

Sunday 07:15 - 07:45

Eight-bit Goldbergs: Adam's thrilled when he's asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly's worried that Pops loves gambling too much. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 07:45 - 08:45

The Mixing Bowl: Bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl is haemorrhaging money thanks to manager Mike's out of control marketing plans. Can Gordon get things back on track? [S,W]

Sunday 08:45 - 09:50

Seascape: Gordon Ramsay visits the Seascape restaurant in the seaside village of Islip, on Long Island in New York, where owner Peter has nearly a million dollars of debt. [S,W]

Sunday 09:50 - 10:20

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 10:20 - 10:50

The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 10:50 - 11:25

The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 11:25 - 11:50

The Desperation Emanation: Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 11:50 - 12:25

The Irish Pub Formulation: A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 12:25 - 12:55

The Apology Insufficiency: Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to a lack of confidence, and vows to be self-assured around attractive women. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 12:55 - 13:25

The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 13:25 - 15:00

In this bumper episode the first heat of junior bakers create purr-fect cat cakes, baddies in bread and cheesecakes for change. Who rises to the challenge to make it through to Finals Week? [AD,S,W]

Sunday 15:00 - 15:30

Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:30 - 16:00

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:00 - 16:30

The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:30 - 16:55

Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 16:55 - 17:25

Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 17:25 - 18:40

Brand new series - Brickbot Arena: The remaining teams build fighting robot brickbots and pit them against each other in the Brickbot Arena. Let the battle of the bricks begin! (S6 Ep5/12) [AD,S,W]

Sunday 18:40 - 21:00

(2009) JJ Abrams's sci-fi adventure reboot, starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana. A vengeful time traveller targets Kirk and Spock on their first mission. [AD,S,W]

Sunday 21:00 - 23:20

(2018) Ryan Reynolds returns as the potty-mouthed, can of whup-ass-opening superhero and now he's got buddies to help him take on baddie Josh Brolin in the all-out action comedy sequel. [AD,S,W]

Sunday 23:20 - 00:25

On the box: Dragons' Den, Crufts, Antiques Roadshow, Liar, and Five Guys a Week. Plus: ITV News on Harry and Meghan, and the coronavirus. (S15 Ep4) [AD,S,SL,W]

Monday 00:25 - 01:25

Natalie and Tom are left questioning everything after some steamy intimacy with Josh and Holly, while Chanice and Richardo invite 15 of the residents for an orgy. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S,W]

Monday 01:25 - 02:20

She's Just Not That Into You: Luka thinks a stew might be into him. And the final night of the season leads to arguing, crying and relationships in a shambles. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S,W]

Monday 02:20 - 03:10

My Big Fat Greek Yacht Emergency: Season nine sets sail from Athens. Captain Sandy and chief stew Aesha are back. But the provisions arrive after the guests. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S,W]

Monday 03:10 - 03:55

Sneak, Sip, and Sink: The guests are still without provisions, but two deckhands save the day by securing a surprise from a neighbouring boat. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S,W]

Monday 03:55 - 04:20

This Is This Is Spinal Tap: The Dropouts are booked to perform a gig at a charity carnival. Beverly's concerns about Murray's health push him to the limit. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S,W]

Monday 04:20 - 06:00

Sienna prepares to confront Jez. Rex gets two shocking surprises. A villager is released from prison. And as grief overwhelms Mercedes, will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S,SL]

Monday 06:00 - 06:30

A shocking discovery leads to panic for the Blake family, and a villager returns home after being released from prison. The walls close in on one couple as they try to cover up the truth. [AD,S,W]

Monday 06:30 - 06:55

Mercedes is overcome with emotion as her family hold a vigil for Bobby. Dillon extends an olive branch to an unexpected resident. And will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S,W]

Monday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S,W]

Monday 07:00 - 08:00

The Secret Garden: Gordon Ramsay visits a romantic French restaurant in California, where temperamental chef Michel Bardavid's complicated cuisine is keeping the customers away. (S1 Ep5/10) [S,SL]

Monday 08:00 - 08:30

Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 08:30 - 09:00

Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

Putting Down Roots: Dede's husband Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with. (S10 Ep9) [S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Stuck in a Moment: Haley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they'll never forget - if she can find the perfect time. Claire is mad when Phil borrows the Christmas tree. (S10 Ep10) [S,W]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

The Road Trip: Jake tries to do something nice for Amy when he invites her boyfriend Teddy along on a work trip. It's a shame Amy's about to dump him... (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned's cute new dog loves Homer. (S26 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

The Gorilla Experiment: Howard and Penny are both jealous when Bernadette becomes fascinated with Leonard's physics project. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a Christmas visit, and then he finds out that Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny that he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

As the McQueens prepare for Bobby's funeral, Mercedes confronts the person who she believes killed her son... Meanwhile, Prince gets some upsetting news. And will a secret fling be exposed? [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Out, Damned Spot: Captain Glenn doesn't let anyone off the hook when the crew get a bit rowdy during their night off. And a familiar face rejoins the crew... (S5 Ep9/16) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: As the celebs make a splash at the pool party, Liv confronts Louis. The boys head out on a triple date. And Made in Chelsea's Sam Prince joins the agency. (S14 Ep5/20) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:00

What do the Goggleboxers make of Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and This Morning (bras)? (S23 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 23:00 - 00:05

Cake-maker Fiona is a self-confessed 'princess' while Jessica loves lager and football and doesn't want to change. How do they get along on their first dates with Rakim and Ryan? (S18 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 00:35

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:35 - 01:00

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:00 - 01:30

Wad Goals: Bart becomes a successful caddy but Marge worries that it's ruining his character. (S32 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:30 - 02:00

Sicko: Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:00 - 02:25

Suicide Squad: Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures as Peralta, Captain Holt and the team are forced to ally themselves with some old enemies. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:25 - 03:20

Brand new series: As the celebs make a splash at the pool party, Liv confronts Louis. The boys head out on a triple date. And Made in Chelsea's Sam Prince joins the agency. (S14 Ep5/20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:20 - 04:10

Brand new series - Out, Damned Spot: Captain Glenn doesn't let anyone off the hook when the crew get a bit rowdy during their night off. And a familiar face rejoins the crew... (S5 Ep9/16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:10 - 04:30

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:30 - 04:55

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:55 - 05:20

The Day Alex Left for College: Phil and Claire feel snubbed when Alex gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid them making it a big deal. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:20 - 06:00

I Lost on Jeopardy!: Erica applies to be on TV quiz show Jeopardy! A new crush makes Barry realise that he might not be quite over Lainey yet. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30

Mercedes is overcome with emotion as her family hold a vigil for Bobby. Dillon extends an olive branch to an unexpected resident. And will a drunken confession reveal Bobby's real killer? [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55

As the McQueens prepare for Bobby's funeral, Mercedes confronts the person who she believes killed her son... Meanwhile, Prince gets some upsetting news. And will a secret fling be exposed? [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00

Lela's: In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Lela's, a fine dining restaurant run by inexperienced owner Lela and young chef Ricky. Can Gordon save them from complete disaster? [S,SL,W]

Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30

Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00

Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a plus-one to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels: Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he's done. (S2 Ep1/22) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

A Moving Day: Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own when they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. (S10 Ep11) [S,W]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

Blasts from the Past: Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before becoming grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mum, who has an interesting past. (S10 Ep12) [S,W]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition: Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

Beach House: The team are excited about visiting Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway, until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

The Kids Are All Fight: When Homer finds an old roll of film and has it developed, the family take a trip down memory lane to when Bart and Lisa were always fighting. (S26 Ep19/22) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Let's Go Fly a Coot: Bart develops a crush on Milhouse's Dutch cousin. And the family learn about Grampa's days in the Air Force. (S26 Ep20/22) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

Manger Things: A secret from Flanders' past is revealed, and we discover a room in the Simpsons' home that we've never seen before. (S32 Ep16) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Mercedes says an emotional goodbye to Bobby. Meanwhile, one smug resident watches a heated confrontation unfold. And Prince is in an awkward situation when two villagers ask him out. [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - All Work and No Rosé: A primary charter guest gets an unpleasant surprise that threatens to ruin the entire trip. Danni's sent on a difficult mission. (S5 Ep10/16) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: Emotions run high as Kerry and Liv put the drama behind them. There's some brutally honest feedback, and Christine makes a difficult decision... (S14 Ep6/20) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05

Medical student Alice dates Max, the self-styled 'Wolf of Wallington High Street'. Veteran house music groover Mark meets Alison, a call centre worker by day and raver by night. (S17 Ep4) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 23:05 - 00:10

On the Gogglebox: The Piano, The 1% Club, Inside Windsor Castle, Jack Osbourne's Night of Terror, MILF Manor and ITV News (nightlife & Tory MP defection). (S23 Ep12) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 00:10 - 00:40

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 00:40 - 01:10

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S,W]