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Today 02:30 - 02:55

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Today 02:55 - 03:20

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Today 03:20 - 03:50

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking that she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Today 03:50 - 04:15

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow: Sheldon moves in with Dr Sturgis for a night to see what it would be like to leave home and go to college. (S2 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Today 04:15 - 04:40

Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]

Today 04:40 - 05:05

Big Baby Ball: When Coach Mellor singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. But then Murray and Adam see Mellor in a new light. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 05:05 - 05:30

A Goldberg Thanksgiving: Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after Erica says her mum's obsession is sad. Marvin visits the family at Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 05:30 - 06:00

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 06:00 - 06:30

Two-Timing Goldbergs: Love and loyalty win when Lainey comes home, and Adam and Carmen come to a crossroads in their relationship. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]

Today 06:30 - 06:55

The Crush: Beverly struggles with her feelings for a new crush, while Barry leases his own apartment without considering Joanne. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 06:55 - 07:30

The Better Annie: Adam's excited about introducing Carmen to his family, until he's shocked by a former incident between her and one of his siblings. (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 07:30 - 07:55

A Flyer's Path to Victory: When the Flyers make it to the Stanley Cup finals, Barry implements superstitious protocols that the family must follow. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 08:55 - 09:55

Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]

Today 09:55 - 10:55

Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [S]

Today 10:55 - 11:55

Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]

Today 11:55 - 12:25

The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and gives him an answer to his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Today 12:25 - 12:55

The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 12:55 - 13:25

The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 13:25 - 13:55

The Explosion Implosion: Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 13:55 - 16:10

(2019) Fantasy adventure. A 12-year-old from modern-day suburbia finds King Arthur's sword Excalibur and must save the country from a sinister sorceress. With Patrick Stewart. [AD,S]

Today 16:10 - 16:45

Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Today 16:45 - 17:15

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Today 17:15 - 17:45

Skinner's Sense of Snow: When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok. (S12 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Today 17:45 - 18:15

Homr: When Homer loses all the family's money with an unwise investment, he becomes a human guinea pig to earn some cash - and that's when he becomes extremely intelligent... (S12 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Today 18:15 - 18:45

Pokey Mom: Marge notices a prison inmate's artistic talent and helps him to get a job painting a mural at the school. But he clashes with Skinner. Michael Keaton guest stars. (S12 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Today 18:45 - 19:15

Worst Episode Ever: Bart and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. And, while he recovers, Comic Book Guy falls in love... (S12 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Today 19:15 - 19:45

Tennis the Menace: Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic tournament. (S12 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Today 19:45 - 21:00

Sandi, Noel, Paul and Prue are joined by Liam and Flo from the 2017 Bake Off, and Jane and Andrew from 2016's show. Plus The Darkness perform Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End). [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:35

The armchair critics take aim at Christmas TV, including Gavin and Stacey, Strictly Come Dancing, Home Alone, Dracula, and Jamie's Easy Christmas Countdown. [AD,S]

Today 22:35 - 23:35

This time on the 'Box: The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning (roast dinner) and ITV News (Angela Rayner). (S26 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Today 23:35 - 00:40

This time the Goggleboxers watch: The Inheritance, Long Lost Family, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, The Yorkshire Vet, Dish It Out and Street Cops: Catching the Yobs. (S26 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:40

Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:40

How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for? (S10 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 02:40 - 04:05

The armchair critics take aim at Christmas TV, including Gavin and Stacey, Strictly Come Dancing, Home Alone, Dracula, and Jamie's Easy Christmas Countdown. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:05 - 04:30

Thorpe Park: After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park, where Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 04:30 - 05:25

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:25 - 06:00

Two-Timing Goldbergs: Love and loyalty win when Lainey comes home, and Adam and Carmen come to a crossroads in their relationship. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:10

Theresa risks her own safety to help Mercedes. Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo gets some bittersweet news. A resident opens up about abuse. And Lucas spirals out of control... [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:10 - 09:00

(2018) Feel-good British family comedy. Sarah's (Beattie Edmondson) chaotic life gets even more complicated when she inherits a naughty pug from her nan. [S]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00

Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:55

Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S]

Tomorrow 10:55 - 11:30

Family animation. The Thomas family's cat Mog is feeling ignored on Christmas Eve, so she decides to spend the night on the roof. With the voices of Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:05

Wrap up warm and step into the snow for a wonderful animated adventure based on the bestselling bedtime book by Michael Rosen. Voiced by Olivia Colman, Pam Ferris and Mark Williams. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:05 - 12:40

Raymond Briggs's classic animated tale of a little boy's snowman who comes to life and whisks him off to the North Pole for an adventure. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:40 - 13:15

Charming animated sequel to Raymond Briggs's classic The Snowman. When a young boy and his mother move house, he builds a snowman and a snowdog who magically come to life. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:15 - 13:50

Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:50 - 14:25

The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:25 - 14:50

The Collaboration Contamination: Sheldon and Raj ask Bernadette for advice about their jealousy when Amy and Howard decide to collaborate on a new project. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:50 - 15:20

The Proton Regeneration: Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton as they compete for the role of the new Professor Proton when the TV series has a reboot. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:20 - 15:50

The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, but Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:50 - 16:20

The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:20 - 16:50

The Bitcoin Entanglement: Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:50 - 17:15

The Confidence Erosion: Sheldon and Amy try to use maths to make their wedding planning less stressful. Raj falls out with Howard. (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:15 - 18:35

Noel, Sandi, Prue and Paul are joined in the tent by former Bake Off stars Kate Henry, Dr Tamal, Candice and Steven, plus Britain's biggest boyband: The London Gay Men's Chorus. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:35 - 19:00

Homer's Barbershop Quartet: Guest starring George Harrison and David Crosby. Homer reminisces about the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

A Tale of Two Springfields: Guest starring Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend and John Entwistle of The Who. Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'. (S12 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Jazzy and the Pussycats: Guest starring Jack White and Meg White of The White Stripes. Bart takes up playing the drums, upstages Lisa and joins a top jazz band. (S18 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

Lisa Goes Gaga: Guest starring Lady Gaga. Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation: Guest starring Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Lenny Kravitz and Elvis Costello. Homer goes to a rock 'n' roll camp. (S14 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 23:05

(2021) Sci-fi action. Mark Wahlberg discovers that his hallucinations are memories from past lives. There are others like him, but they don't all have good intentions... [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:10

What do the Goggleboxers think of MAFS UK, Slow Horses, Win Win, Made in Chelsea, Dolphins Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Waterloo Road and Top Guns: The Next Generation? (S26 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 00:10 - 00:40

Thorpe Park: After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park, where Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 00:40 - 01:10

Will Gets a Girlfriend: Will sees that going to a mixed-sex school isn't so bad when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above. But he alienates his hard-won new friends. (S1 Ep4/6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 01:10 - 02:15

Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention, and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 02:15 - 03:10

Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 03:10 - 04:05

What do the Goggleboxers think of MAFS UK, Slow Horses, Win Win, Made in Chelsea, Dolphins Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Waterloo Road and Top Guns: The Next Generation? (S26 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 04:05 - 04:30

Will Gets a Girlfriend: Will sees that going to a mixed-sex school isn't so bad when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above. But he alienates his hard-won new friends. (S1 Ep4/6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 04:30 - 06:00

Theresa risks her own safety to help Mercedes. Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo gets some bittersweet news. A resident opens up about abuse. And Lucas spirals out of control... [AD,S,SL]

Monday 06:00 - 06:30

Darren extends an olive branch to Tony. Cleo receives some bittersweet news. And a resident opens up about recent abuse. [AD,S]

Monday 06:30 - 06:55

All eyes are on Lucas as his desperate bid to win back Dillon begins to spiral out of control. Frankie confides in Dodger, but will his concern make her question her new beau? [AD,S]

Monday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 07:00 - 08:00

The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S,SL]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Fiesta Sunrise: A cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety at Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack. (S2 Ep9) [S,SL]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he plucks up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, so Leonard has to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard thinks he's been wasting his time on Penny, so he turns his attention to Leslie. Sheldon's uncomfortable with a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny's Halloween party puts Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Nerdvana Annihilation: When Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

The walls close in on Mercedes as she races to get the money for her blackmailer. And Dillon and Rex try to support Ste as he struggles with his emotions. [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Homer's Barbershop Quartet: Homer reminisces about the Be Sharps, the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. Guest starring George Harrison. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 21:00

Matt Lucas dons an apron to bake alongside Annie Mac, Ed Gamble and Example, as they make cakes that depict what they did before they were famous. [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

What do Britain's favourite telly watchers think of Strictly Come Dancing, Educating Yorkshire, The Girlfriend, Dragons' Den, Below Deck and Only Connect? (S26 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:05

Brand new series - Double Trouble: Another naked newbie arrives, creating a huge test for one couple. And with the daters feeling vulnerable, there's a jaw-dropping double dumping. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 23:05 - 00:05

The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 00:35

The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:35 - 01:00

The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:00 - 02:05

Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 02:05 - 02:30

Love Shack: At Pop-Pop's old apartment, Adam finds an item from the past. And Erica and Geoff search for a place where they can enjoy a moment alone. (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:30 - 03:00

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:00 - 03:25

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:25 - 03:55

Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:55 - 04:20

Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 04:20 - 04:45

The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:45 - 05:10

The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:10 - 05:35

Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:35 - 06:00

The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30

All eyes are on Lucas as his desperate bid to win back Dillon begins to spiral out of control. Frankie confides in Dodger, but will his concern make her question her new beau? [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:30 - 06:50

The walls close in on Mercedes as she races to get the money for her blackmailer. And Dillon and Rex try to support Ste as he struggles with his emotions. [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:50 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30

Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 07:30 - 08:00

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, and her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition: Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour who moves into the apartment building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Hofstadter Isotope: Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats up Penny. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Vegas Renormalization: Leonard and Raj take a heartbroken Howard to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his flat and forced to stay with Penny. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Classified Materials Turbulence: Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his NASA project. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Donny and Misbah's relationship is on the rocks. Frankie receives a threatening letter. And Mercedes wants to turn over a new leaf with Warren. [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

A Tale of Two Springfields: When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'. (S12 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00

Mo Farah, Motsi Mabuse, Katherine Kelly and Ben Miller make meringue roulades and traditional Italian biscuits, and render a childhood memory in cake. [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

This time the Goggleboxers watch: The Celebrity Traitors, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, The Girlfriend, Nightmares of Nature, The Reluctant Traveller and Yorkshire Air 999. (S26 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05

Brand new series - A Devilish Twist: A three-time Miss Wales arrives, turning some of the boys' heads. And Rylan, dressed as an evil angel, delivers a hellish surprise... (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:05 - 00:10

Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:10 - 00:40

The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:40 - 01:05

The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of string theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:05 - 02:10

In a First Dates first, twins Rebecca and Stephen nervously embark on a double date, with engineer Kristian and legal assistant Emily. Meanwhile, Fred's dad visits the restaurant. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 02:10 - 02:35

Flowers for Barry: Beverly learns that the world of adult relationships is a minefield when she opens her mind to dating. Barry discovers a new passion. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:35 - 03:00

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:00 - 03:25

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:25 - 03:45

Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 03:45 - 04:10

Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:10 - 04:35

Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:35 - 05:00

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:00 - 05:25

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:25 - 06:00

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30

The walls close in on Mercedes as she races to get the money for her blackmailer. And Dillon and Rex try to support Ste as he struggles with his emotions. [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55

Donny and Misbah's relationship is on the rocks. Frankie receives a threatening letter. And Mercedes wants to turn over a new leaf with Warren. [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30

Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:30 - 08:00

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30

The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00

The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard massively overcompensates for avoiding Bernadette. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Gorilla Experiment: Howard and Penny are both jealous when Bernadette becomes fascinated with Leonard's physics project. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a Christmas visit, and then he finds out that Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny that he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

Christmas festivities are in full swing in the village, as Warren and Mercedes look forward to the future and Frankie confides in Dodger. [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

Jazzy and the Pussycats: Bart takes up playing the drums, upstages Lisa and joins a top jazz band. So Lisa turns her back on music and starts rescuing animals instead. (S18 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00

Ellie Goulding, Mawaan Rizwan, Sophie Morgan and Tracey-Ann Oberman tackle marble cake, jam roly-poly and biscuit portraits of their celeb heroes. (S5 Ep5/5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

What do the Goggleboxers think of Blue Lights, Strictly, Victoria Beckham (on Netflix), Slow Horses, Antiques Roadshow, Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and Police Interceptors? (S26 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00

Brand new series - Return of the Exes: Two old faces are hellbent on reclaiming their connections. And one gets a chance to do so on a date with his old flame - and her new beau. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05

Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 00:35

The Anything Can Happen Recurrence: Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:35 - 01:00

The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:00 - 02:05

Fresh singletons visit the restaurant and some favourite daters return for a special episode celebrating Fred and the team's successes, engagements and the first First Dates baby! [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 02:05 - 02:30

Uptown Boy: Erica's at a crossroads, so she draws inspiration from Baby Boom and crafts a plan to have it all. Adam remakes the Uptown Girl music video. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:30 - 03:00

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:00 - 03:25

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:25 - 03:50

The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [S]

Thursday 03:50 - 04:20

White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:20 - 04:45

Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:45 - 05:10

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:10 - 05:35

The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:35 - 06:00

The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:00 - 06:30

Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:30 - 06:50

Putting Down Roots: Dede's husband Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:50 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 07:00 - 07:30

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:30 - 07:55

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 07:55 - 08:30

The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:30 - 08:55

The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:55 - 09:30

The Desperation Emanation: Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

The Irish Pub Formulation: A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

The Apology Insufficiency: Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to a lack of confidence, and vows to be self-assured around attractive women. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father visits, Leonard discovers that her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis: Amy realises that she has romantic feelings for Zack. Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

The Justice League Recombination: The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Bus Pants Utilization: Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Lisa Goes Gaga: Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. Lady Gaga guest stars. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 21:00

Harry Hill, Martin Kemp, Roisin Conaty and Bill Turnbull tackle classic cupcakes, a fiery technical and a 3D biscuit scene. [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

This time on the 'Box, The Celebrity Traitors, Strictly Come Dancing, Hollyoaks, Dragons' Den, Beat the Chasers, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted and BBC News (Prince Andrew). (S26 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:00

Brand new series - Genuine Connections: As the experience nears its end, big decisions must be made, sending shockwaves through the house - and six daters home! (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:00 - 00:05

Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 00:05 - 00:35

The Gorilla Dissolution: Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to look after Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23) [AD,S]

Friday 00:35 - 01:00

The Status Quo Combustion: With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24) [AD,S]

Friday 01:00 - 02:05

Can Fred and the team help hopeful singletons find the most perfect gift of all, at a special festive cosy hideaway inspired by our favourite Yuletide romcoms? [AD,S,SL]

Friday 02:05 - 02:30

Push It: Things are finally working out for Adam, until he receives a letter from NYU which could change everything. (S10 Ep21) [AD,S]

Friday 02:30 - 02:55

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Friday 02:55 - 03:20

Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Friday 03:20 - 03:40

A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [S]

Friday 03:40 - 04:05

Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Friday 04:05 - 04:30

Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Friday 04:30 - 04:55

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 04:55 - 05:20

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 05:20 - 06:00

The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 06:00 - 06:30

Stuck in a Moment: Haley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they'll never forget - if she can find the perfect time. Claire is mad when Phil borrows the Christmas tree. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 06:30 - 06:55

A Moving Day: Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own when they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]

Friday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 07:00 - 07:30

The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 07:30 - 08:00

The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 08:00 - 08:30

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 08:30 - 09:00

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 09:00 - 09:30

The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 09:30 - 10:00

The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation: Homer goes to a rock 'n' roll camp. When it's time to leave, he just wants to keep rockin' with Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Lenny Kravitz. (S14 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:00 - 21:00

Kelly Brook, Mo Gilligan, Carol Vorderman and Rob Rinder tackle signature sandwich biscuits, iced buns, and a cake showstopper revealing their guilty pleasure! [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

Things get spicy for host Jimmy Carr and a roster of comedy rivals, including Michael McIntyre, Davina McCall and Lee Mack, in an episode celebrating rivalry on the Big Fat Quiz. (Ep2/4) [S]

Friday 22:00 - 23:00

Brand new series - Winning Connections: It's the final, and the final three couples set about proving their connections - and disproving others' - to win the £50,000 prize. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]

Friday 23:00 - 00:05

Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:05 - 00:35

The Locomotion Interruption: Leonard and Amy take an impromptu road trip to Arizona to pick up Sheldon when his epic railway journey ends in chaos. Penny has an interview. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:35 - 01:05

The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension brews between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:05 - 02:05

Britain's top armchair critics watch The Celebrity Traitors, Trigger Point, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Bake Off, Love Is Blind, DIY SOS and BBC News (clocks). (S26 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 02:05 - 02:35

Bev to the Future: When Adam takes Beverly to her high school reunion, he tries to prevent a reality where she winds up with the wrong man. (S10 Ep22) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:35 - 03:00

The Party: Manny and Luke babysit Lily so that Claire and Gloria can visit a spa and Phil and Mitch can go to the movies. (S7 Ep18) [S]

Saturday 03:00 - 03:25

The Last Thanksgiving: Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they've split up - and they've definitely chosen a side. And Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner. (S11 Ep7) [S]

Saturday 03:25 - 03:55

Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:55 - 04:20

The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:20 - 04:45

The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:45 - 05:10

The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:10 - 05:35

The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:35 - 06:00

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:30

Classic animation based on Raymond Briggs's book. What does Father Christmas do with himself for the other 364 days of the year? Here's a chance to find out. Voiced by Mel Smith. [AD,S]

Saturday 06:30 - 07:00

Animated, fun-filled adventure based on the classic story by Judith Kerr. Sophie and her mummy are having tea when a tiger arrives at their door and eats them out of house and home. [AD,S]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:30

The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:30 - 08:00

The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he's hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:00 - 08:30

The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:30 - 09:00

The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:00 - 09:30

The Holographic Excitation: The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:30 - 10:00

The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 10:00 - 10:30

The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 10:30 - 11:00

The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]

Saturday 11:00 - 11:30

The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 11:30 - 12:00

The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:00 - 12:30

The Santa Simulation: Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:30 - 13:00

The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:00 - 13:30

The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:30 - 14:00

The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:00 - 14:30

The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:30 - 15:00

The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:00 - 15:30

The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:30 - 16:00

The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:00 - 16:30

The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:30 - 17:00

The Tenure Turbulence: Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all compete for the same vacancy at the university. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:00 - 17:30

The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:30 - 18:00

The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:00 - 18:30

The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:30 - 19:00

The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:00 - 19:30

The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:30 - 20:00

Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 22:30

The Goggleboxers check out top Christmas telly, from The Real Full Monty: Jingle Bells to An Audience with Kylie, The 1% Club Christmas Special, Fur Babies, Men Up and Love Actually. [AD,S]

Saturday 22:30 - 23:35

The Celebrity Traitors is on this time. There's Game of Wool: Britain's Best Knitter. And Trigger Point, Hunted, Squid Game: The Challenge and Hamza's Hidden Wild Isles. (S26 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 23:35 - 00:35

The Goggleboxers watch Celebrity Race Across the World, All's Fair, Squid Game: The Challenge, The 1% Club, Come Dine with Me: Teens and Police Interceptors. (S26 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]