Today 14:40 - 16:15
Brand new series: In the ultimate 'here's what you could've won', the participants meet their alternate matches. And it turns out to be pretty interesting... (S13 Ep34) [S]
Today 14:40 - 16:15
Brand new series: In the ultimate 'here's what you could've won', the participants meet their alternate matches. And it turns out to be pretty interesting... (S13 Ep34) [S]
Today 16:15 - 16:40
Diary Queen: Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret. Then Lisa discovers an even bigger surprise. (S32 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 16:40 - 17:10
Yokel Hero: Cletus becomes a singing sensation, while Homer becomes a new man. But when Cletus turns on his fans he ruins everything. (S32 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 17:10 - 17:35
Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars: Homer tries to reunite a mechanical band from his youth, but film and TV creator JJ Abrams gets hold of them first. (S32 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 17:35 - 18:10
Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 18:10 - 18:40
Panic on the Streets of Springfield: Lisa develops an imaginary friendship with a morose British singer. Homer gets a powerful truck. (S32 Ep19) [AD,S]
Today 18:40 - 21:00
(1993) Comedy starring Robin Williams and Sally Field. A struggling actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper so that he can spend more time with his kids. [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
What do Britain's favourite famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, Celebrity Puzzling and Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection? (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:05
What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty. (S25 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 23:05 - 00:05
This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more. (S25 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
Raymon is 90. He meets ballroom dancing enthusiast Cecelia. Can model Frankie charm glamorous PA Rosie? And nervous rugby player Phil meets Sarah, who has overcome bone cancer. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:15
Can Star Trek fan Martin set his phaser to stun burlesque performer Susie? And can boxer Perry show hairdresser Bonnie his sensitive side? (S8 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:15 - 03:10
What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty. (S25 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:10 - 04:10
This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more. (S25 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:10 - 05:00
La Galleria 33 (Part 1/2): Gordon tries to help La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from tablecloths to the weather. (S6 Ep1) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 05:00 - 06:00
The Wet 'n' Wild Weymouth One: Leon wants to get wed on a beach in Weymouth. But bride-to-be Kirsty wants a fairy-tale day somewhere special to her. [S]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:10
Everyone turns to Vicky for answers about the crash. Diane breaks the news of her prognosis to her family. Tensions rise between Sienna and Cleo. Warren and Jenson lock horns over Mercedes. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:10 - 07:35
Undeck the Halls: Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house, until the kids get into trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to cancel Christmas unless one of them fesses up. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:35 - 08:05
Up All Night: Gloria isn't happy with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Phil is suffering from kidney stones. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:05 - 08:35
Fifteen Percent: Mitchell seeks revenge when Jay introduces Cameron as just his 'friend'. Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:35 - 09:35
Casa Roma: Gordon visits Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. Although the bar is a success, the restaurant is failing and has had 20 chefs in two years. (S2 Ep8) [S]
Tomorrow 09:35 - 10:35
La Galleria 33 (Part 2/2): The saga of Boston eatery La Galleria 33 comes to a dramatic conclusion as Gordon Ramsay gives restaurant owners and sisters Rita and Lisa an ultimatum. (S6 Ep2) [S]
Tomorrow 10:35 - 12:05
Brand new series: The couples have met their alternate matches. But now it's time for the real carnage: getting them to watch videos of how their spouses behaved. (S13 Ep35) [S]
Tomorrow 12:05 - 13:55
Brand new series: The final dinner party is upon us, and one couple are on the brink after the tumult of meeting their alternate matches. (S13 Ep36) [S]
Tomorrow 13:55 - 14:25
A Streetcar Named Marge: Homer's boorishness inspires Marge to give the performance of a lifetime in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. (S4 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:25 - 14:55
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer: Homer becomes the boss of Fat Tony's mob when Tony's son decides to become a chef rather than go into the family business. (S18 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:55 - 15:25
Moe 'n' a Lisa: Lisa discovers Moe's poetic talent and helps get him published. And he's so successful that he - and the Simpsons - are invited to a literary conference. (S18 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:25 - 15:55
The Haw-Hawed Couple: Bart becomes Nelson's best friend when Marge makes him go to his birthday party. Which means no one can mess with Bart. But there are downsides too... (S18 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:55 - 16:25
The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:25 - 16:55
The Last Barfighter: A secret society of bartenders seek vengeance on Homer and his friends after Moe breaks their most sacred rule. (S32 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:55 - 18:20
Brand new series: Our teams clown around at the circus in Cambodia's second-largest city, Siem Reap. A fiddly floral task brings mud, sweat and tears. And one pair have a meltdown. (S7 Ep9) [S]
Tomorrow 18:20 - 22:00
(1997) Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 00:05
(2021) Action thriller with Gerard Butler. A hitman gets himself arrested so that he can get to a bad guy, who also got himself arrested, so that he could hide from the hitman. [AD,S]
Monday 00:05 - 01:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching The Masked Singer, Trigger Point, Pam & Tommy, First Dates: Valentine's, Mary Beard's Forgotten Art, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 01:10 - 02:15
On the box this time: Love Is Blind, Starstruck, Cheaters, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted, Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad, and Teen First Dates. (S19 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:15 - 03:10
Married couple Abbie and Charlie are missing one thing from their family: a woman to turn them into a throuple. And glamour puss Chrissie is looking for husband number four. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 03:10 - 04:00
The One with the Bride Kidnap: Is Kain shooting himself in the foot planning a gangster-themed wedding? His bride-to-be Charlie has always dreamed of a wedding day fit for a princess. [S]
Monday 04:00 - 04:25
Goodnight, Grace: Everyone flies to Florida to join Phil after his mum's passing. Claire helps with Gracie's last wish for Frank, and the kids reflect on the gifts grandma left. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Monday 04:25 - 06:00
Everyone turns to Vicky for answers about the crash. Diane breaks the news of her prognosis to her family. Tensions rise between Sienna and Cleo. Warren and Jenson lock horns over Mercedes. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 06:00 - 06:30
Things take a shocking turn as tensions rise between Sienna and Cleo. Diane tries to enjoy every moment with her family. And a resident faces a choice between their family and their career. [AD,S]
Monday 06:30 - 06:55
Warren and Jenson go head-to-head over Mercedes. Ro overhears Ste's conversation in The Hutch. And with a secret hanging over them, is a new friendship over before it's begun? [AD,S]
Monday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 07:00 - 08:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4) [S,SL]
Monday 08:00 - 08:30
DKNY: Adam visits Dave Kim at NYU to celebrate Halloween. Geoff's fear of Beverly taking over baby care duties turns into a jump-scare-filled comedic thriller. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 08:30 - 09:00
Rhinestones and Roses: Beverly embraces her new life as a grandmother while trying to stay young at heart, and Adam gets a job while he waits to start at NYU. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 09:00 - 09:30
Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 09:30 - 10:00
Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:50
Brand new series: The final dinner party is upon us, and one couple are on the brink after the tumult of meeting their alternate matches. (S13 Ep36) [S]
Monday 11:50 - 12:10
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope. [S]
Monday 12:10 - 13:10
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1/2): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S]
Monday 13:10 - 13:40
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson: Homer must pluck up the courage to return to New York after Barney leaves his car there on a drunken binge. (S9 Ep1/25) [AD,S]
Monday 13:40 - 14:10
The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner is an impostor whose real name is Armin Tamzarian. (S9 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Monday 14:10 - 14:40
The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 14:40 - 15:10
Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 15:10 - 17:00
Brand new series: The final dinner party is upon us, and one couple are on the brink after the tumult of meeting their alternate matches. (S13 Ep36) [S]
Monday 17:00 - 18:00
Can two content creators, an adventure mermaid and a Sicilian chef find love? And Shrish returns, for cat chat, banter, bonding and plenty of spicy margaritas with James. (S22 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
All Singing, All Dancing: The Simpsons remember all the great songs from their eventful lives after renting the movie Paint Your Wagon. With the guest voice of George Harrison. (S9 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Bart Carny: Homer and Bart start working at the fairground, but because of Homer's stupidity, a fair worker and his son lose their jobs. So they steal the Simpsons' house. (S9 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Family and friends gather for Rex and Ste's pre-wedding dinner, but will a lovelorn Ro put a stop to it? Elsewhere, Frankie wants to come clean to Caleb. [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 21:25
The couples face Final Vows and the ultimate choice: are they taking their love into the real world or throwing the last three months in the bin? (S13 Ep37) [S]
Monday 21:25 - 22:35
Brand new series: Lucinda Light has high hopes for her seaside date. Dr Tara gives Coleen Nolan some naughty toys. Professor Green and wingman James head off on a double date. (Ep6/20) [AD,S]
Monday 22:35 - 23:40
Brand new series: Can Jazz and Inga really be just friends? Chuggs and Zeyno's fling comes at the expense of friendships. And Sam Vanderpump launches an organ donation campaign. (S31 Ep10) [S]
Monday 23:40 - 00:40
This time on the Box: Heartstopper, Made in Chelsea, The Circle, Bee Czar, Ramsay's Future Food Stars, and BBC News covering Keir Starmer's lockdown 'Beergate' controversy. (S19 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tuesday 00:40 - 02:35
Brand new series: The couples face Final Vows and the ultimate choice: are they taking their love into the real world or throwing the last three months in the bin? (S13 Ep37) [S]
Tuesday 02:35 - 03:30
Brand new series: Lucinda Light has high hopes for her seaside date. Dr Tara gives Coleen Nolan some naughty toys. Professor Green and wingman James head off on a double date. (Ep6/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:30 - 04:30
Brand new series: Can Jazz and Inga really be just friends? Chuggs and Zeyno's fling comes at the expense of friendships. And Sam Vanderpump launches an organ donation campaign. (S31 Ep10) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:30 - 04:55
DKNY: Adam visits Dave Kim at NYU to celebrate Halloween. Geoff's fear of Beverly taking over baby care duties turns into a jump-scare-filled comedic thriller. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:55 - 06:00
Rhinestones and Roses: Beverly embraces her new life as a grandmother while trying to stay young at heart, and Adam gets a job while he waits to start at NYU. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
Warren and Jenson go head-to-head over Mercedes. Ro overhears Ste's conversation in The Hutch. And with a secret hanging over them, is a new friendship over before it's begun? [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55
Family and friends gather for Rex and Ste's pre-wedding dinner, but will a lovelorn Ro put a stop to it? Elsewhere, Frankie wants to come clean to Caleb. [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1/2): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S,SL]
Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30
Another Turkey in the Trot: Adam and Barry are determined to give Beverly a joyous conflict-free Thanksgiving, but their plans go awry. (S10 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00
Million Dollar Reward: Adam yearns for independence, but Beverly struggles to let go. And Barry works hard to excel in medical school. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:55
Brand new series: The couples face Final Vows and the ultimate choice: are they taking their love into the real world or throwing the last three months in the bin? (S13 Ep37) [S]
Tuesday 11:55 - 12:55
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S]
Tuesday 12:55 - 13:25
Lisa's Sax: The family recall the story of when Lisa got her saxophone. It all started when the school psychologist told Marge and Homer that her talent needed to be nurtured... (S9 Ep3/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:25 - 13:55
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:55 - 14:25
Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:25 - 14:50
My Hero: Mitch's ex Teddy, a very personable and successful doctor, invites the family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink, where they all run rings around each other. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:50 - 14:55
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Tuesday 14:55 - 17:00
Brand new series: The couples face Final Vows and the ultimate choice: are they taking their love into the real world or throwing the last three months in the bin? (S13 Ep37) [S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 18:00
'Nice guy' Matteo meets goal-oriented Sam, who mentions babies before they've even ordered dinner. A 'tree hugger', a chef and a wedding singer also seek their matches. (S22 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Joy of Sect: The family join a cult that brainwashes its disciples into believing they will be taken to the planet Blisstonia, but Marge escapes and plans a rescue. (S9 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Das Bus: Bart, Lisa and their classmates fight to survive when they get stranded on a remote island after Otto drives the school bus off a bridge and into the sea. (S9 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Charlie is crumbling under the weight of his lies. Meanwhile, the village gathers for Rex and Ste's wedding. And Diane's determined to create a day of happy memories for her family. [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 21:20
The experiment is almost over. The couples reunite for one more tabletop tête-à-tête, and a bride's furious about her groom texting someone else. (S13 Ep38) [S]
Tuesday 21:20 - 22:25
Brand new series: James Haskell gets a date with pageant queen Zara. Has Lucinda Light finally met her match? Coleen Nolan has dinner with Andy, but is she thinking of Steve? (S15 Ep7/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:25 - 23:25
On the box this time: Peaky Blinders, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, Celebrity Hunted, Starstruck, Celebrity Mastermind, This Morning, and BBC News (Ukraine). (S19 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:25 - 00:25
Eve, who's 22, has alopecia. She's never been on a night out without her wig... until now. Showing off her amazing head tattoo, she stuns teaching assistant Jordan with her beauty. (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:25 - 02:20
...Australia - Brand new series: The experiment is almost over. The couples reunite for one more tabletop tête-à-tête, and a bride's furious about her groom texting someone else. (S13 Ep38) [S]
Wednesday 02:20 - 03:10
Brand new series: James Haskell gets a date with pageant queen Zara. Has Lucinda Light finally met her match? Coleen Nolan has dinner with Andy, but is she thinking of Steve? (S15 Ep7/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:10 - 04:10
On the box this time: Peaky Blinders, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, Celebrity Hunted, Starstruck, Celebrity Mastermind, This Morning, and BBC News (Ukraine). (S19 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 04:10 - 04:35
Another Turkey in the Trot: Adam and Barry are determined to give Beverly a joyous conflict-free Thanksgiving, but their plans go awry. (S10 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:35 - 05:00
Million Dollar Reward: Adam yearns for independence, but Beverly struggles to let go. And Barry works hard to excel in medical school. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:00 - 06:00
The Halloween Special One: Sam wants a witchy wedding in the woods. But traditional bride Ezra has her heart set on a fairy-tale event. [S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30
Family and friends gather for Rex and Ste's pre-wedding dinner, but will a lovelorn Ro put a stop to it? Elsewhere, Frankie wants to come clean to Caleb. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55
Charlie is crumbling under the weight of his lies. Meanwhile, the village gathers for Rex and Ste's wedding. And Diane's determined to create a day of happy memories for her family. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S,SL]
Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30
Worst Grinch Ever: Under pressure from their parents, Erica and Geoff must decide how to celebrate the holidays. And Adam learns that Brea has a new boyfriend. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00
Blade Runner: The Musical: Geoff and the JTP try to find a common connection while Adam directs the school play, and realises that dreams do come true. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 12:00
...Australia - Brand new series: The experiment is almost over. The couples reunite for one more tabletop tête-à-tête, and a bride's furious about her groom texting someone else. (S13 Ep38) [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:05
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Wednesday 12:05 - 13:05
Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8) [S]
Wednesday 13:05 - 13:35
Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:35 - 14:05
Bart Star: Homer takes over as the manager of Bart's American football team after forcing Ned to quit the position. Guest starring Mike Judge as Hank Hill. (S9 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:05 - 14:35
Games People Play: Phil gets a new RV and has high hopes of going on a family road trip, but Claire decides to let him learn the hard way why it will likely be a terrible idea. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:35 - 15:05
Suddenly, Last Summer: Mitch and Cam decide to get married. The kids are driving Phil and Claire crazy. Jay and Gloria prepare for Manny's solo trip to Colombia to visit relatives. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:05 - 17:00
...Australia - Brand new series: The experiment is almost over. The couples reunite for one more tabletop tête-à-tête, and a bride's furious about her groom texting someone else. (S13 Ep38) [S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 18:00
The restaurant celebrates the most romantic day of the year. Jade and Genell have one of First Dates' flirtiest ever encounters. Wedding singer Dave is looking for marital bliss. (S23 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Last Temptation of Krust: Krusty swaps his old routines for edgier material and becomes the hottest comic in showbusiness. But then he faces a dilemma. (S9 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Dumbbell Indemnity: Moe meets a new woman (guest star Helen Hunt) but maxes out his credit card trying to impress her. So he reverts to insurance fraud. With help from Homer... (S9 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Diane reflects on her life in Hollyoaks as the Osbornes and Keanes feud downstairs in The Dog. Wanting to make every moment count, the Hutchinsons leave the customers to it and join Diane. [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Homer the Heretic: Homer has a vision from God and decides to start his own religion, which doesn't go down too well with the neighbours. (S4 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:05
The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 1/2) [S]
Wednesday 21:05 - 22:05
Brand new series: Gaby Allen gets cosy on a sunbed with Joel. Pro Green makes an awkward admission. David Potts gets flirty with Fan, and the agents gather everyone together... (S15 Ep8/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:05 - 23:05
On the box this time: Crufts: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, Haunted Hospitals, and BBC News (homes for Ukraine). (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:10
Can charmer Hussein handle teenage bricklayer Molly's laddish banter? Are self-proclaimed misfits Patrick and Angharad perfect for each other? (S8 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:10 - 01:10
Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:10 - 02:15
Brand new series: The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 1/2) [S]
Thursday 02:15 - 03:10
Brand new series: Gaby Allen gets cosy on a sunbed with Joel. Pro Green makes an awkward admission. David Potts gets flirty with Fan, and the agents gather everyone together... (S15 Ep8/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:10 - 04:05
On the box this time: Crufts: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, Haunted Hospitals, and BBC News (homes for Ukraine). (S19 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 04:05 - 04:30
Worst Grinch Ever: Under pressure from their parents, Erica and Geoff must decide how to celebrate the holidays. And Adam learns that Brea has a new boyfriend. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:30 - 04:55
Blade Runner: The Musical: Geoff and the JTP try to find a common connection while Adam directs the school play, and realises that dreams do come true. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:55 - 06:00
The Battle Re-enactment One: Fantasy fan Evan plans to wage war on his wedding day. But his emotional bride-to-be Zoe wants a low-key family affair. Will she be made to feel like a queen? [S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:30
My Funky Valentine: Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little role play excursion. And Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:30 - 06:55
Fears: When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 08:00
Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8) [S,SL]
Thursday 08:00 - 08:30
Amadoofus: Beverly is pursued for a first date while Adam questions his friendship with Dave Kim. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:30 - 09:00
Moms Need Other Moms: Beverly's child-rearing tactics seem unorthodox, while Barry and Adam concoct a plan to become more independent from their mother. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:05
Brand new series: The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 1/2) [S]
Thursday 11:05 - 12:05
The restaurant celebrates the most romantic day of the year. Jade and Genell have one of First Dates' flirtiest ever encounters. Wedding singer Dave is looking for marital bliss. (S23 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:05 - 13:05
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9) [S]
Thursday 13:05 - 13:35
The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons: Marge agrees to pretend to be Apu's wife when his mother visits to set up his arranged marriage, and Homer moves into the Retirement Castle. [AD,S]
Thursday 13:35 - 14:00
Lisa the Skeptic: During a school archaeological dig, Lisa finds the skeleton of an angel on the site where a new shopping mall is to be built. (S9 Ep8/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
First Days: Claire arrives for her first day at Jay's company but is worried that Jay doesn't have a real job for her. And Cam is now substitute teaching at the high school. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Larry's Wife: Phil seems to have found his niche in real estate - selling to recently divorced women. Luke invites his buddies over for a high-stakes poker game in the basement. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 15:55
Boy Meets Curl: When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they become hooked on curling and end up competing to reach the Winter Olympics. (S21 Ep12/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:55 - 17:00
Brand new series: The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 1/2) [S]
Thursday 17:00 - 18:00
Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
Lisa the Simpson: Lisa starts to suspect that she's not as clever as she used to be and worries that she'll end up a permanent underachiever like her father. (S9 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
This Little Wiggy: Bart is invited to the Wiggum household and finds it filled with police equipment: a troublemaker's paradise. (S9 Ep18/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
'Tis the Fifteenth Season: After seeing A Christmas Carol on TV, Homer realises he's been too selfish and decides to make amends, culminating in a 'nice-off' with Ned Flanders. (S15 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Lisa the Beauty Queen: Lisa wins second place in a beauty contest. (S4 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 2/2) [S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Content creator and footballer PK Humble provides Anna and Dr Tara with a challenge. Coleen Nolan shares the emotional story of her ex and her sister. (S15 Ep9/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
After Final Vows and the reunion, Bec's feeling blindsided, unseen footage exposes a new side to Danny, and there's yet another texting scandal! (Ep8) [S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:05
Can marketing assistant Alice handle dairy farmer Ben's tales of the finer details of farm life? Twice-divorced Jo commits a faux pas on her date with Dubliner Robbie. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 00:05 - 01:10
On the TV this time: Dynasties II, Pieces of Her, Celebrity Mastermind, Is It Cake?, TOTP: 1992 Biggest Hits, Hospital: Road to Recovery, and BBC News (Putin Rally). (S19 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 01:10 - 02:10
Brand new series: The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 2/2) [S]
Friday 02:10 - 03:05
Brand new series: Content creator and footballer PK Humble provides Anna and Dr Tara with a challenge. Coleen Nolan shares the emotional story of her ex and her sister. (S15 Ep9/20) [AD,S]
Friday 03:05 - 03:30
Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11/23) [AD,S]
Friday 03:30 - 03:55
Boy Meets Curl: When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they become hooked on curling and end up competing to reach the Winter Olympics. (S21 Ep12/23) [AD,S]
Friday 03:55 - 04:20
Amadoofus: Beverly is pursued for a first date while Adam questions his friendship with Dave Kim. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 04:20 - 04:45
Moms Need Other Moms: Beverly's child-rearing tactics seem unorthodox, while Barry and Adam concoct a plan to become more independent from their mother. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 04:45 - 06:00
The One with All the Darts: Hapless Liam wants his greatest passion to take flight with a darts-inspired wedding. Will his arrows extravaganza hit the target? [S]
Friday 06:00 - 06:30
Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but the friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 06:55
Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 08:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9) [S,SL]
Friday 08:00 - 08:30
Two-Timing Goldbergs: Love and loyalty win when Lainey comes home, and Adam and Carmen come to a crossroads in their relationship. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 08:30 - 09:00
The Crush: Beverly struggles with her feelings for a new crush, while Barry leases his own apartment without considering Joanne. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 09:00 - 09:30
Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 09:30 - 10:00
The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:05
Brand new series: The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 2/2) [S]
Friday 11:05 - 12:05
Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 12:05 - 13:00
Peter's: Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1) [S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
Realty Bites: Marge takes a job with Lionel Hutz's estate agency, but begins to question her morals when she has to try to sell the infamous Murder House to Ned Flanders. (S9 Ep9/25) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace: When Bart destroys the family's Christmas tree and presents, his lies about a burglar stealing them spiral out of control. (S9 Ep10/25) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
Farm Strong: Cam's sister Pam visits, and he desperately tries to hide the engagement until he can delicately break the news to her - but it turns out she has news of her own. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
The Late Show: Jay pulls strings to get a reservation at a hot new restaurant. Unfortunately, everyone is running late. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
The Color Yellow: Lisa finds her ancestor Eliza Simpson's diary, which describes a remarkable 19th-century adventure. (S21 Ep13/23) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Stealing First Base: When Bart's class is temporarily merged with another at school, he has to share a desk with a girl called Nikki and soon develops a crush on her. (S21 Ep15/23) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 17:00
Brand new series: The dust is settling on three life-changing months. But not before the experts seek clarity on the burning issues one more time. (S13 Ep39 - Part 2/2) [S]
Friday 17:00 - 18:00
Tory Jessie is far from conservative when it comes to talking about sex and politics. How will she get on with journalist Josh? Ex-roadie Winston meets glam gran Donna. (S16 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Simpson Tide: Homer, Barney and Moe become trapped in a nuclear submarine in a combat situation. Then Homer accidentally ejects the captain (guest star Rod Steiger). (S9 Ep19/25) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Trouble with Trillions: Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. (S9 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays: When a baby riot breaks out at a children's concert, the town's childless community form an anti-youth lobby. (S15 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Treehouse of Horror III: Lisa, Grampa and Bart tell scary stories at their Halloween party. A Krusty doll comes alive. Mr Burns heads to Skull Island. Bart raises the dead. (S4 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
Will Natasha's quick wit give stand-up comedian Mani a run for his money? And is it game over for Nintendo geek Lewis when he reveals his extreme love of gaming to his date? (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Gabby, Lucinda, David and James visit the agency for a Tenerife debrief. And can Gabby and Lucinda rekindle their holiday flames on home turf? (S15 Ep10/20) [AD,S]
Friday 22:00 - 23:00
The experiment may be done, but the drama's far from over as Bec, Scott, Rebecca, Rachel, Alissa, Joel and Chris reunite to settle more scores. (Ep9) [S]
Friday 23:00 - 01:05
(2021) Action thriller with Gerard Butler. A hitman gets himself arrested so that he can get to a bad guy, who also got himself arrested, so that he could hide from the hitman. [AD,S]
Saturday 01:05 - 02:10
Self-professed 'crazy camel lady' Sandra wants a mature man to ride off into the sunset with. Pansexual erotic writer Toni-Ann dreams of being the heroine in her own sexy novel. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:10 - 03:00
Brand new series: Gabby, Lucinda, David and James visit the agency for a Tenerife debrief. And can Gabby and Lucinda rekindle their holiday flames on home turf? (S15 Ep10/20) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:00 - 03:25
The Color Yellow: Lisa finds her ancestor Eliza Simpson's diary, which describes a remarkable 19th-century adventure. (S21 Ep13/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:25 - 03:50
Stealing First Base: When Bart's class is temporarily merged with another at school, he has to share a desk with a girl called Nikki and soon develops a crush on her. (S21 Ep15/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:50 - 04:15
Two-Timing Goldbergs: Love and loyalty win when Lainey comes home, and Adam and Carmen come to a crossroads in their relationship. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:15 - 04:40
The Crush: Beverly struggles with her feelings for a new crush, while Barry leases his own apartment without considering Joanne. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:40 - 06:00
The One at a Music Festival: Jake wants the ultimate wedding knees-up, but bride-to-be Rosie dreams of a more intimate affair. Will this festival wedding prove to be a headliner? [S]
Saturday 06:00 - 06:55
What's in Store?: The teams are challenged to fill a real shop window with an attention-grabbing Lego showstopper. Whose display will have a captive audience? (S6 Ep6/12) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 06:55 - 08:15
Brand new series: Our teams clown around at the circus in Cambodia's second-largest city, Siem Reap. A fiddly floral task brings mud, sweat and tears. And one pair have a meltdown. (S7 Ep9) [S]
Saturday 08:15 - 09:20
Brand new series: Can Jazz and Inga really be just friends? Chuggs and Zeyno's fling comes at the expense of friendships. And Sam Vanderpump launches an organ donation campaign. (S31 Ep10) [S]
Saturday 09:20 - 10:20
Casa Roma: Gordon visits Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. Although the bar is a success, the restaurant is failing and has had 20 chefs in two years. (S2 Ep8) [S]
Saturday 10:20 - 12:20
Brand new series: The couples face Final Vows and the ultimate choice: are they taking their love into the real world or throwing the last three months in the bin? (S13 Ep37) [S]
Saturday 12:20 - 14:20
...Australia - Brand new series: The experiment is almost over. The couples reunite for one more tabletop tête-à-tête, and a bride's furious about her groom texting someone else. (S13 Ep38) [S]
Saturday 14:20 - 18:00
(1997) Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner. [AD,S]
Saturday 18:00 - 18:30
The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.: A British secret agent comes to Springfield on the trail of a Russian spy. Guest starring Stephen Fry. (S32 Ep21) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:30 - 19:00
The Last Barfighter: A secret society of bartenders seek vengeance on Homer and his friends after Moe breaks their most sacred rule. (S32 Ep22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:00 - 19:30
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer: Homer becomes the boss of Fat Tony's mob when Tony's son decides to become a chef rather than go into the family business. (S18 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:30 - 20:00
Moe 'n' a Lisa: Lisa discovers Moe's poetic talent and helps get him published. And he's so successful that he - and the Simpsons - are invited to a literary conference. (S18 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:00 - 20:30
The Haw-Hawed Couple: Bart becomes Nelson's best friend when Marge makes him go to his birthday party. Which means no one can mess with Bart. But there are downsides too... (S18 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:30 - 21:00
The Wife Aquatic: The family visit Barnacle Bay, where Marge grew up, but discover that it's become run-down. Can Homer help to clean up the town? (S18 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
This time the celebs watch Squid Game, Glastonbury, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, Celebrity Bridge of Lies, Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and Millionaire Hoarders. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
What do the Goggleboxers think of Race Across the World, The Last of Us, MAFS Aus, WrestleMania, Chess Masters: The Endgame, Love on the Spectrum, and Secrets of the Penguins? (S25 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:10
On the 'Box this time: The Assembly, Genius Game, The Piano, Scam Interceptors, The Americas, and Married at First Sight Australia. (S25 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 00:10 - 01:15
Two diners decide to serenade their dates. Greig is looking for a feisty man, but is John's brutal honesty a step too far? And Hebe, who's 20, is on her first ever date. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]