Today 14:30 - 15:00
Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
13: E4
Sat Oct 17
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Coming to Homerica: When nearby Ogdenville's unemployed come to Springfield looking for jobs, Mayor Quimby shuts the town's borders and enlists private citizens to guard them. (S20 Ep21/21) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Frink Gets Testy: When Mr Burns panics about the apocalypse and builds a cosmic ark, Professor Frink develops a test to work out who deserves a place on it. (S29 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Uncut Femmes: Marge gets involved in a jewel heist and learns that there's more to Sarah Wiggum than anyone suspected. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
A compilation of family-friendly highlights from series 27. [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
What do Britain's best-loved famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back, Celebrity MasterChef, The Supervet, Grease, and Thelma & Louise? (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
Strictly Come Dancing, Married at First Sight UK and Rivals are on this time. Plus Antiques Roadshow, Love Triangle Australia, Ambulance and Countdown? (S24 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 23:35
The Duke of Edinburgh Awards: Will is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh Award scheme and immediately turns the situation to his advantage. (S2 Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Today 23:35 - 00:05
End of Term: Will is stressed about exams, Jay has other things on his mind, Simon finally seems to be making headway with Carli, and Neil forgets his kit for his PE exam. (S2 Ep6/6) [AD,S]
Sun Oct 18
Tomorrow 00:05 - 00:40
The Fashion Show: It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show. It's only for the cool kids, so our heroes aren't involved - until a last-minute hitch. (S3 Ep1/6) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:10
The Gig and the Girlfriend: To impress a girl in the year below, Simon attends his first concert since he saw Take That with his mum. But Will, Jay and Neil tag along too. (S3 Ep2/6) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:15
Olive and Terence, who are both in their 80s, bond over memories of lost loves, tennis and amateur dramatics. Anita meets rugby star Max, and Frankie's date is teacher Charlie. (S3 Ep4/9) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:15 - 03:05
Reality series following socialites, blue bloods and ambitious Americans in London's high society. Rumours swirl at Mark-Francis Vandelli's garden party. (Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:05 - 03:55
High-society reality series. Designer Lottie lives and breathes fashion. And why should that change now that she's pregnant? Plus: dinner party tension. (Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:55 - 04:45
Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. Once the best family-run restaurant in town, it's now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:45 - 06:00
Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:10
Dee Dee's plan to meet her teacher after school goes awry. Leah flees the hospital in search of answers. And when Imran finds Lucas in Chester, things take a dangerous turn... [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:10 - 08:05
The Black Pearl: Struggling Manhattan seafood restaurant The Black Pearl is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S]
Tomorrow 08:05 - 09:05
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]
Tomorrow 09:05 - 10:05
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 10:05 - 11:05
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S]
Tomorrow 11:05 - 12:10
Brand new series - Lyla's Family Restaurant (Part 2/2): Owner Waleed's hopes and dreams literally go up in flames when a fire breaks out at his restaurant's big relaunch. (S10 Ep8) [S]
Tomorrow 12:10 - 13:30
It's Bread Week and the bakers take on a garlicky Signature and one of the most disastrous Technicals in Bake Off history! Who'll prove themselves to be Star Baker? (S17 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:35
Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:35 - 18:15
Brand new series - Harry Potter: It's the semi-final! The top four teams face a magical challenge. Who'll conjure up a spellbinding build? And who's on the next broomstick home? (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:15 - 21:00
(1996) Blockbusting landmark sci-fi action-thriller starring Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. A US Air Force pilot and a scientist battle aliens who are spectacularly destroying our planet. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
The best moments of Series 7 as a rolling cast of famous faces tune in for The 1% Club for Soccer Aid, Coronation Street, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment and Match Me Abroad. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 00:20
(1994) Action thriller with Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock and Dennis Hopper. When a terrorist places a bomb on a bus, a cop and a passenger must steer it to safety. [S]
Mon Oct 19
Monday 00:20 - 01:25
Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention, and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 01:25 - 02:20
High society reality series. Missé organises a day of wine tasting and - she hopes - bonding. But heiress Kimi leaves with a bitter taste in her mouth. (Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 02:20 - 03:10
High-society reality series. Kimi's arty party takes a sour turn when she's confronted about her behaviour. Aristocrat Emma Thynn has a health scare. (Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 03:10 - 03:55
High-society reality series. Margo and Emma throw competing dinner parties, and Mark-Francis adds fuel to the fire when he spreads a rumour about Margo. (Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 03:55 - 04:20
Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 04:20 - 06:00
Dee Dee's plan to meet her teacher after school goes awry. Leah flees the hospital in search of answers. And when Imran finds Lucas in Chester, things take a dangerous turn... [AD,S,SL]
Monday 06:00 - 06:30
Arguments erupt in the Hutchinson household. Gemma turns to her dad Donny for help. And Leah flees the hospital in search of answers. [AD,S]
Monday 06:30 - 06:55
Mercedes' birthday gets off to a rocky start. And a chase ensues when Imran finds Lucas in Chester, but things take a dangerous turn... [AD,S]
Monday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 07:00 - 08:00
In Leeds, giggly Gemma and Ryan serve up a menu that shows off their fun side. But will it meet Jonathan and Keith's high standards? And will Nigel and Yvonne ever stop singing? [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon's got his work cut out at J Willy's in Indiana - most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Fiesta Sunrise: A cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety at Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack. (S2 Ep9) [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7) [S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
Good Cop Bad Dog: Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day - Claire will be the fun-loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
See You Next Fall: The family gather at Jay's before heading to Alex's middle school graduation ceremony. While they're there, Jay tries to hide a Botox mishap from everyone. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Friend with Benefit: When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father. (S27 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Lisa with an 'S': Homer loses a large sum of money playing poker with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, who takes Lisa under her wing and transforms her into a showbiz kid. (S27 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Uncut Femmes: Marge gets involved in a jewel heist and learns that there's more to Sarah Wiggum than anyone suspected. (S32 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
Burger Kings: Mr Burns gets into the plant-based burger business. But Lisa is convinced that he has an ulterior motive. (S32 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
Have a Summer: Adam worries about being hazed by the older students when he goes to high school, but he soon earns their respect by body-slamming Barry. (S3 Ep24) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Breakfast Club: Adam works on a new persona that he hopes will make him seem cool on his first day at high school, while Beverly gets her teaching certificate. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
The Last Walt: Claire supports Luke when his friend Walt dies. Phil takes Alex for some father-daughter bonding time, and Haley throws an unauthorised party. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Planes, Trains & Cars: The Dunphys want a new car and Phil makes a spontaneous purchase without Claire. Jay is determined to sort his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Disneyland: Nothing is more quintessential to good old family fun than a trip to Disneyland - but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
The Great Wife Hope: The male citizens of Springfield become obsessed with the brutal sport of Ultimate Punching, and Marge ends up getting challenged to step into the ring... (S21 Ep3/23) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Treehouse of Horror XX: Bart and Lisa seek revenge on their teachers. Krusty's latest snack turns Springfield's citizens into zombies. Moe's beer is tainted with Homer's blood. (S21 Ep4/23) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
The Devil Wears Nada: Marge becomes famous when she poses for a racy charity calendar. Mr Burns promotes Carl to supervisor. (S21 Ep5/23) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Pranks and Greens: Bart is determined to seek out the best prankster in Springfield Elementary's history to ask him all about his legendary practical jokes. (S21 Ep6/23) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
A mystery is unravelled as we journey back in time to when a chance encounter sees two Hollyoaks residents form a love story... [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
PR exec Claudia, who's 26, looks for a date who won't give her the ick. And 71-year-old music producer Barry dates a former member of a pop group. (S13 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: After an eventful trip to Dorset, Maali and Sam Prince are giving things a go, but the drama's far from over. Freddy wants to get back with Beks. Jack opens up. (S32 Ep6) [S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:05
The Goggleboxers have been watching Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Jamie's £1 Wonders, Top Gear, Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities, and Wild Croc Territory. (S20 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 23:05 - 00:05
American singles head to an exotic paradise to find love - and leave all of their clothes at home. In the first episode, Joe and Wee Wee find that naked zorbing is quite something. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tue Oct 20
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10
Can Naked Attraction help clumsy Stephanie, who never gets a second date, and first-time lesbian Bethany find their perfect matches? (S5 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:10 - 02:15
Nathania's writing a dissertation about marriage as a form of punishment in fairy tales, but is songwriter Dan - who hasn't had a girlfriend since school - her Prince Charming? (S3 Ep6/9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 02:15 - 03:05
Brand new series: After an eventful trip to Dorset, Maali and Sam Prince are giving things a go, but the drama's far from over. Freddy wants to get back with Beks. Jack opens up. (S32 Ep6) [S,SL]
Tuesday 03:05 - 03:30
Pranks and Greens: Bart is determined to seek out the best prankster in Springfield Elementary's history to ask him all about his legendary practical jokes. (S21 Ep6/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:30 - 03:55
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:55 - 04:20
Million Dollar Reward: Adam yearns for independence, but Beverly struggles to let go. And Barry works hard to excel in medical school. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:20 - 05:05
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon's got his work cut out at J Willy's in Indiana - most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S,SL]
Tuesday 05:05 - 06:00
Fiesta Sunrise: A cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety at Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack. (S2 Ep9) [S,SL]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
Mercedes' birthday gets off to a rocky start. And a chase ensues when Imran finds Lucas in Chester, but things take a dangerous turn... [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55
A mystery is unravelled as we journey back in time to when a chance encounter sees two Hollyoaks residents form a love story... [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00
Rugby fan Andy and dental nurse Holly bring a Mexican fiesta to Yorkshire. Mitesh and Jess serve an Indian meal to spice-averse guests. And Paul and Mandy dish out a few surprises. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S,SL]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10) [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8) [S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
When Good Kids Go Bad: Mitch and Cam break the happy news that they're hoping to adopt another child. But then they realise Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
Phil on Wire: Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Barthood: Bart's coming-of-age story is told, chronicling his life from youth to adulthood. But his tense relationship with Homer and being overshadowed by Lisa shape him. (S27 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Girl Code: Marge posts a photo on social media that gets Homer fired, so he returns to his old job as a dish-washer in a Greek restaurant. Lisa creates an app. (S27 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles: Bart is smitten with his new teacher and tries to impress her. Homer buys a new type of milk that has a strange effect on Bart and Lisa. (S27 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Much Apu About Something: Apu loses his job when his shop is rebranded as a health food market aimed at a hip young crowd. Bart's latest prank has terrible consequences. (S27 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
I Heart Video Dating: Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video-dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
George! George Glass!: Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends that she has a college-aged boyfriend. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Bringing Up Baby: Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Rednecks and Broomsticks: Homer discovers that Cletus and his pals are making moonshine. Lisa gets to know three teenage Wiccans. Guest starring Neve Campbell. (S21 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
O Brother, Where Bart Thou?: Bart grows jealous of Lisa's relationship with Maggie and heads to an orphanage to find a baby brother. Guest starring Kim Cattrall. (S21 Ep8/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Thursdays with Abie: Grampa tells a journalist about his wartime service on a battleship. The story brings Grampa lots of attention, but his relationship with Homer suffers. (S21 Ep9/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Once Upon a Time in Springfield: Krusty gets a beautiful new co-star (guest voice Anne Hathaway). Mr Burns withdraws the staff's free doughnuts at the nuclear power plant. (S21 Ep10/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Confessions are made and secret feelings are revealed. Jenson turns sinister as he's faced with rejection. And Frankie's first day at the hospital is off to a distressing start. [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Windbreaker City: The team are assigned the role of hostages at a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
Gym-bunny James arrives for his date with his mum in tow. Fiona and Craig bond over shared life experiences. Can supernatural fiction writer Tracey lift Sairaphina's spirits? (S13 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Hollyoaks, Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy, Queens for the Night, and University Challenge. (S20 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Great British Bake Off, The Crown, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Mammals and This Morning. (S20 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05
Self-proclaimed king of the nerds Steven meets sexy Taryn, and immediately establishes his athletic prowess by flapping about like an injured duck while trying to mount a jet ski. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wed Oct 21
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:05
Thirty-year-old Pablo is HIV positive and wants to break the stigma about his condition. Rapper Leon has been attracting the wrong sort of lady. Can Naked Attraction help? (S5 Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:05 - 02:10
Mula, who was stood up on her last date, is hoping round two will be better. Her blind date is another returner, funny man AJ, who compares women to a bucket of KFC. (S3 Ep7/9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:10 - 02:55
The deck team have a cunning plan to improve relations with the guests following the jet ski incident. A newbie stirs things up on the crew night out. (S13 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 02:55 - 03:45
Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8) [S,SL]
Wednesday 03:45 - 04:10
Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:10 - 04:35
Worst Grinch Ever: Under pressure from their parents, Erica and Geoff must decide how to celebrate the holidays. And Adam learns that Brea has a new boyfriend. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:35 - 05:00
Blade Runner: The Musical: Geoff and the JTP try to find a common connection while Adam directs the school play, and realises that dreams do come true. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:00 - 05:25
Amadoofus: Beverly is pursued for a first date while Adam questions his friendship with Dave Kim. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:25 - 06:00
Windbreaker City: The team are assigned the role of hostages at a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30
A mystery is unravelled as we journey back in time to when a chance encounter sees two Hollyoaks residents form a love story... [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55
Confessions are made and secret feelings are revealed. Jenson turns sinister as he's faced with rejection. And Frankie's first day at the hospital is off to a distressing start. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00
In South Wales, there are tattoo revelations, a musical-themed feast and nana's egg sauce, as Red and Bozey, 'Princess' Trish and Alan, and Marc and Dan compete. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Casa Roma: Gordon visits Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. Although the bar is a success, the restaurant is failing and has had 20 chefs in two years. (S2 Ep8) [S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Gordon Returns: Gordon Ramsay revisits some of the restaurants he set out to save, including The Mixing Bowl, The Olde Stone Mill, Peter's and Campania. Have things improved? (S2 Ep13) [S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
Go Bullfrogs!: Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
After the Fire: The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbour's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay throws out his back. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4: Professor Frink uses science to turn into a ladies' man. And medication makes Grampa and the Retirement Castle residents hallucinate. (S27 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
Gal of Constant Sorrow: Bart and Lisa get to know a homeless folk singer. Homer's attempt at DIY traps the cat in the walls of the house, so he launches a rescue bid. (S27 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
Lisa the Veterinarian: Lisa is inspired to become a vet and begins an internship at a local surgery. Marge gets a job as a crime scene cleaner but finds it traumatic. (S27 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Marge-ian Chronicles: When Lisa signs up to participate in the future colonisation of Mars, Marge's attempt to use reverse psychology to discourage her goes badly wrong. (S27 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
Crazy Calls: Murray and Pop-Pop get answering machines but then wage a message war on each other. Beverly worries when Adam befriends some computer geeks. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
Stefan King: Adam gets into trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to go to a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Boy Meets Curl: When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they become hooked on curling and end up competing to reach the Winter Olympics. (S21 Ep12/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Color Yellow: Lisa finds her ancestor Eliza Simpson's diary, which describes a remarkable 19th-century adventure. (S21 Ep13/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Postcards from the Wedge: When Bart fails to do his homework, Homer insists on punishing him, but Marge is more sympathetic, so Bart decides to start playing them off against each other. [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Jenson's past is quickly catching up to him, and Theresa finds herself in the middle of a dangerous mess. Elsewhere, Abigail continues to abuse her position of power... [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Wednesday Incident: Peralta teams up with Captain Holt's husband Kevin to find out why Holt's in a bad mood. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
Welsh hairdresser Jess wants a man who's a cut above the rest. Charity shop manager Casey has his dream white wedding all mapped out. But is his date husband material? (S13 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Cafe Notte: Tension between head chef Jerry and his co-owner stepson David is threatening to destroy both their business and their family. (S10 Ep9) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets. (S20 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:00
Diane wants a man who can keep her attention. Buff rogue Keegan looks like he's just the ticket - until he opens his mouth. Or, rather, doesn't open his mouth enough. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thu Oct 22
Thursday 00:00 - 01:00
Trans woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and wants a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a woman on romantic nights in. (S5 Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:00 - 02:00
Ann-Marie visits the First Dates restaurant on her 50th birthday. She's survived four bouts of cancer and believes time is precious. Will she want to spend it with her date Carl? (S3 Ep8/9) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 02:00 - 02:50
Harry wants to re-ignite things with Bri. Wihan's fuming with Lara and her criticisms of his team. And some silver hotpants cause quite the scene. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:50 - 03:15
Postcards from the Wedge: When Bart fails to do his homework, Homer insists on punishing him, but Marge is more sympathetic, so Bart decides to start playing them off against each other. [AD,S]
Thursday 03:15 - 03:40
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:40 - 04:25
Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S,SL]
Thursday 04:25 - 05:10
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S,SL]
Thursday 05:10 - 05:35
Moms Need Other Moms: Beverly's child-rearing tactics seem unorthodox, while Barry and Adam concoct a plan to become more independent from their mother. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:35 - 06:00
The Wednesday Incident: Peralta teams up with Captain Holt's husband Kevin to find out why Holt's in a bad mood. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:30
Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:30 - 06:55
Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 08:00
In Swansea, there are Turkish delights, Hawaiian shirts and a complicated dessert, as Leanne and Senol, Paul and Verity, and Catrin and Josh put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Hot Potato Café: The Hot Potato Café in Philadelphia has never made a profit. When the chips are down, can Gordon help save the restaurant? (S3 Ep1) [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Flamangos: Gordon visits Flamangos in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2) [S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Mama Rita's: Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California. (S3 Ep10) [S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Lifetime Supply: After missing a call from the doctor, Phil contemplates the worst. Javier - Manny's biological father - turns up to take his son to the horse races. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
Egg Drop: Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a real estate presentation. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
The Burns Cage: Homer makes it his mission to find romance for Smithers. Milhouse is jealous of Lisa's leading man when she's cast in the school production of Casablanca. (S27 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
How Lisa Got Her Marge Back: Marge takes Lisa on a city theatre trip to make up for a rough patch in their relationship. Bart teams up with Maggie to play practical jokes. (S27 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
Fland Canyon: Homer tells Maggie a bedtime story about the Simpson and Flanders families getting stranded when they go on holiday together to the Grand Canyon. (S27 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
To Courier with Love: Homer makes a deal with a travel agent to transport a briefcase with secret contents to Paris in exchange for a cheap family holiday. (S27 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook: Adam asks Murray for money to film his own action movie, while Erica and Beverly go shopping for clothes. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Ho-ly K.I.T.T.: A shared love of the TV show Knight Rider brings Murray and his brother Marvin together. Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Stealing First Base: When Bart's class is temporarily merged with another at school, he has to share a desk with a girl called Nikki and soon develops a crush on her. (S21 Ep15/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
American History X-cellent: When Mr Burns is arrested for art fraud, Smithers shakes things up at the power plant, so Homer and his friends plot to break Mr Burns out of jail. (S21 Ep17/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
Chief of Hearts: While Homer is doing community service - following a mix-up with a toffee apple in a bank - he befriends Chief Wiggum. Bart gets addicted to a new game. (S21 Ep18/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Boyle-Linetti Wedding: The squad are all given tasks to complete for Gina's mum's wedding to Boyle's dad. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
Plumber Jamie meets Leigh, who's looking for a guy who's good with his hands. Steampunk fan Joe can't believe his luck when he meets Jess, who used to dress up as a Victorian. (S15 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
On the box this time, The Traitors, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Planet Sex with Cara Delevingne and You Won't Believe This. (S20 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: The Traitors, Gino's Cooking Up Love, Lady Chatterley's Lover, I Can See Your Voice, Blowing LA and White Christmas. (S20 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:05
Cheeky Miami boy Chuck and edgy Las Vegas bartender Camille seem to have a genuine connection. But will a yoga session erection flip the script? (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Fri Oct 23
Friday 00:05 - 01:05
Emmy-Lou from Brighton appears on the daring dating show for the third time, and forensics student Charlie strips as he seeks his ideal partner in crime. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 01:05 - 02:10
Joe used to be a model and is often compared to James Bond. His date, Nicole, is accustomed to men dropping at her feet. Has double-oh Joe met his perfect Bond girl? (S3 Ep9/9) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 02:10 - 02:55
Wihan's getting it from all angles. Tzarina and Lara confront him over a messy beach excursion, and the crew are starting to question his leadership. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 02:55 - 03:20
Chief of Hearts: While Homer is doing community service - following a mix-up with a toffee apple in a bank - he befriends Chief Wiggum. Bart gets addicted to a new game. (S21 Ep18/23) [AD,S]
Friday 03:20 - 03:45
Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25) [AD,S]
Friday 03:45 - 04:10
Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Friday 04:10 - 05:00
Mama Rita's: Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California. (S3 Ep10) [S,SL]
Friday 05:00 - 06:00
Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10) [S,SL]
Friday 06:00 - 06:30
A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 06:55
Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 08:00
In Stoke, Robbie Williams superfan Trish and her husband Dave, quirky Patrick and Lizzie, and seasoned hosts John and Lynne compete in a week featuring wartime food and a good old knees-up. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3) [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4) [S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11) [S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
Virgin Territory: It's a day of disturbing realisations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments. Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Simprovised: Homer turns to improvisational comedy to bolster his public speaking. Marge decides to upgrade Bart's tumbledown treehouse, but he questions her building skills. (S27 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Orange Is the New Yellow: Marge is arrested for neglect after letting Bart go to the park alone, but finds that prison gives her a break from the demands of family life. (S27 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
Homer the Whopper: Homer is chosen to appear in a superhero movie and the film studio hires a celebrity trainer (guest star Seth Rogen) to help him develop a muscular physique. (S21 Ep1/23) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Bart Gets a 'Z': When Edna Krabappel confiscates her students' phones, Bart gets revenge by spiking her coffee with alcohol, and Principal Skinner fires her for being drunk. (S21 Ep2/23) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The Greatest Musical Ever Written: Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
Globetrotters: When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry at basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
The Squirt and the Whale: The Simpsons put up a wind turbine in their back garden. Lisa has an upsetting experience when she attempts to free a beached whale. (S21 Ep19/23) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
To Surveil with Love: When a bomb squad blows up Homer's unattended gym bag, radiation is released into Springfield, and the authorities react by suspending civil liberties. (S21 Ep20/23) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Moe Letter Blues: Moe writes a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy, who are on holiday with their children, and threatens to run away with one of their wives... (S21 Ep21/23) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Bob Next Door: Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbour Walt is really his vengeful arch-enemy Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) in disguise. (S21 Ep22/23) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Captain Peralta: Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
Confident Chloe 'flirts her way through life' and is looking for a 'geezer' who can handle her. Is Anthony her man? Dog-walker Scearcia has a steamy date with Aurita. (S14 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 23:20
(1994) Action thriller with Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock and Dennis Hopper. When a terrorist places a bomb on a bus, a cop and a passenger must steer it to safety. [S]
Friday 23:20 - 00:20
New York accountant Mike and outdoorsy Idaho girl Candace really hit it off at the villa. Which is too much for one of Mike's other prospective matches to take. Cue the drama! (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sat Oct 24
Saturday 00:20 - 01:20
In the studio this time are 27-year-old flight attendant Alex, who's never had a serious relationship, and horse-loving Laura, who wants to lasso a sexy stallion. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:20 - 02:20
The Goggleboxers watch Starstruck, The Piano, You, Rick Stein's Cornwall, Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over USA, This Morning (longest tongue record) and ITV News of a cheese controversy. (S21 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 02:20 - 03:10
The latest charter guests are a gang of adrenaline junkies - and they're quick to test the crew's boundaries. A disgruntled stew gets sassy with Captain Jason. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:10 - 03:35
Moe Letter Blues: Moe writes a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy, who are on holiday with their children, and threatens to run away with one of their wives... (S21 Ep21/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:35 - 04:00
The Bob Next Door: Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbour Walt is really his vengeful arch-enemy Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) in disguise. (S21 Ep22/23) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:00 - 04:25
The Springfield Files: Homer thinks he's seen an alien in the woods. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully (guest stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson). (S8 Ep10/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:25 - 04:50
Boyle-Linetti Wedding: The squad are all given tasks to complete for Gina's mum's wedding to Boyle's dad. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:50 - 05:10
Captain Peralta: Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:10 - 06:00
Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11) [S,SL]
Saturday 06:00 - 07:00
Brand new series - Harry Potter: It's the semi-final! The top four teams face a magical challenge. Who'll conjure up a spellbinding build? And who's on the next broomstick home? (S7 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 07:35 - 07:50
Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]
Saturday 07:50 - 08:20
Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:20 - 08:50
Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:50 - 09:50
Brand new series: After an eventful trip to Dorset, Maali and Sam Prince are giving things a go, but the drama's far from over. Freddy wants to get back with Beks. Jack opens up. (S32 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 09:50 - 10:50
Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3) [S]
Saturday 10:50 - 11:50
Gordon Returns: Gordon Ramsay revisits some of the restaurants he set out to save, including The Mixing Bowl, The Olde Stone Mill, Peter's and Campania. Have things improved? (S2 Ep13) [S]
Saturday 11:50 - 12:50
Hot Potato Café: The Hot Potato Café in Philadelphia has never made a profit. When the chips are down, can Gordon help save the restaurant? (S3 Ep1) [S]
Saturday 12:50 - 13:50
Flamangos: Gordon visits Flamangos in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 13:50 - 14:20
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:20 - 14:50
Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:50 - 15:20
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:20 - 15:50
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:50 - 16:20
Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:20 - 16:50
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:50 - 17:20
The Springfield Files: Homer thinks he's seen an alien in the woods. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully (guest stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson). (S8 Ep10/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:20 - 17:50
King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:50 - 18:20
Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:20 - 21:00
(1996) Blockbusting landmark sci-fi action-thriller starring Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. A US Air Force pilot and a scientist battle aliens who are spectacularly destroying our planet. [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
On the 'Box this time: Blue Planet II, Unsolved Mysteries, It Chapter Two, Antiques Roadshow, Basic Instinct, and BBC News on COVID and face masks. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Bake Off, Boybands Forever, Emmerdale, James May and Ben Fogle? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:05
I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Day of the Jackal, RuPaul's Drag Race UK and University Challenge are all on the 'Box this time. And Vinnie Jones in the Country too. (S24 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]
Sun Oct 25
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
Anna has a lengthy list of what she wants from her perfect man. Her date Liam likens dating to hunting a gazelle. Adela is looking for an archetypal English gent. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]