Today 14:30 - 15:00
Goldbergs Never Say Die!: Adam and his friends go on a treasure hunt inspired by comedy adventure film The Goonies when Pops misplaces some family jewels. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
13: E4
Wed Sep 09
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Dear Beloved Family: Gloria rushes Phil to hospital for emergency surgery when he experiences intense stomach pains. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
In Your Head: Luke goes missing after a night out. Can Manny, Phil and Gloria find him? Haley tries to land an interview with the creator of a big lifestyle website. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Written in the Stars: Phil thinks that Gloria is upset with Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
Bottle Episode: Homer must transport a million-dollar bottle of wine to Mr Burns's mansion. And for once, it's not actually him who screws it up. (S36 Ep11/18) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Flandshees of Innersimpson: Flanders vows never to speak to Homer again after Homer steals his new headphones. Homer's absolutely delighted - at first... (S36 Ep12/18) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
The Last Man Expanding: Springfield's hooked on a weight loss drug. Homer's not sold on it, until Marge begs him to take it. But there's a side effect... (S36 Ep13/18) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
P.S. I Hate You: Marge's reputation as Springfield's nicest resident is jeopardised when her secret stash of vitriolic letters is stolen during a house party. (S36 Ep14/18) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Jonah manipulates a situation as Caleb falls ill. And emotions are high as panic sets in about a resident's safety. [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
Tan France, Caroline Quentin, Joel Dommett and Johanna Konta take on classic éclairs and puff pastry, and recreate their biggest fears in cake form. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Love on the Blu: At Blue Island brunch spot Love on the Blu, there's no love lost between loud 'boss lady' Valencia and her struggling staff. (S10 Ep3) [S]
Today 22:00 - 23:00
What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III, and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14) [AD,S]
Today 23:00 - 00:05
Dan puts a broken engagement behind him on a date with personal trainer Jess, whose love life needs a workout. And Burnley carpet salesman Nathan bids to turn over a new leaf. (S19 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thu Sep 10
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:10
Pansexual Sarah can't wait to road test her new body on her first date as a woman. Plumber Jamie's love life has gone down the U-bend, so he's all cisterns go to find a partner. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 02:15
What do the Goggleboxers think of Squid Game: The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III, and Jingle All the Way? (S22 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:15 - 03:10
Dan puts a broken engagement behind him on a date with personal trainer Jess, whose love life needs a workout. And Burnley carpet salesman Nathan bids to turn over a new leaf. (S19 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:10 - 04:00
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:00 - 04:25
Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:25 - 04:50
The Return of the Formica King: Murray's nemesis 'Formica' Mike tries to buy Ottoman Empire. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:50 - 05:15
Oates & Oates: When Ren decides to host an Earth Day telethon, Barry vows to help her book some A-listers. Beverly and her nemesis square off to find Bill a match. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:15 - 06:00
Old School: Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55
Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00
In Aberdeen, singer Lek and international footballer Josh Parker's Asian and West Indian menu competes with Ange and Davie's kangaroo curry and Jennifer and Jason's travel-inspired food. [S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 10:00
Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 11:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments, from wedding mishaps to an annoyed chicken and a dog who's afraid of bananas. (S30 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. It's the $100,000 episode! Which clip will clinch the cash prize? Plus: cat-astrophes. (S33 Ep11) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
Bart the Cool Kid: Homer buys Bart a counterfeit pair of the hottest new sneakers on the planet, making Bart extremely popular - until everyone finds out they're fake. (S33 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
Pretty Whittle Liar: It turns out that Brandine Spuckler is a secret genius - something that Cletus just can't accept. (S33 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
The Sound of Bleeding Gums: Lisa meets Bleeding Gums Murphy's deaf son Monk, and decides she has to help him - whether he wants help or not. (S33 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
My Octopus and a Teacher: Bart becomes infatuated with his new teacher. Lisa becomes infatuated with an octopus. (S33 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Lame Gretzky: Murray struggles to get Adam interested in ice hockey. Beverly's attempts to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams backfire. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Royal Visit: When Haley's astrophysicist boyfriend visits, Claire and Phil compete to prove who's smarter. Mitch and Cam go to a yoga retreat. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
Daddy Issues: Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge's resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny's real dad. Phil agonises over getting an anniversary gift for Claire. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Chips and Salsa: When Haley hears that her boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to convince Gloria to sell her salsa. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Mother!: When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam realise the effect she has on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Abe League of Their Moe: Grampa and Moe bond over baseball, and hatch a plan to make the Springfield Isotopes great again. (S36 Ep15/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
Stew Lies: Homer's obsessed with an extreme eating show. Somehow, that ends up with him getting chased by the mob when a stew recipe is stolen from Fat Tony. (S36 Ep16/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
Full Heart, Empty Pool: Grampa and Homer accidentally invent a new sport while arguing in a drained pool. But trouble arrives when Big Avocado sponsors it. (S36 Ep17/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
Estranger Things: When Bart and Lisa lose interest in their only shared love, Marge worries they'll drift apart as they grow up. Cue a glimpse into the future. (S36 Ep18/18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
The Dad Who Knew Too Little: Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa for a crime. (S14 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes that the owner is the prime suspect. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
James Blunt, Alison Hammond, Alex Jones and Joe Sugg take on traybakes, a British staple and a biscuit scene of what they wanted to be when they grew up. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
The Goggleboxers cast their eyes over It's A Sin, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Surviving Death, This Morning, and BBC News on Boris Johnson's Covid road map announcement. (S17 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time: The Late Late Show with James Corden, Married at First Sight Australia, Drawers Off, Your Honor, Million Pound Pawn, Pooch Perfect, and Stand Up & Deliver. (S17 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:05
Will Natasha's quick wit give stand-up comedian Mani a run for his money? And is it game over for Nintendo geek Lewis when he reveals his extreme love of gaming to his date? (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]
Fri Sep 11
Friday 00:05 - 01:10
Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 01:10 - 02:10
James Blunt, Alison Hammond, Alex Jones and Joe Sugg take on traybakes, a British staple and a biscuit scene of what they wanted to be when they grew up. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 02:10 - 03:05
Will Natasha's quick wit give stand-up comedian Mani a run for his money? And is it game over for Nintendo geek Lewis when he reveals his extreme love of gaming to his date? (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 03:05 - 04:00
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11) [S,SL]
Friday 04:00 - 04:25
Bart's Not Dead: Bart takes a dare that lands him in a coma. To get out of trouble, he says he went to heaven and saw Jesus. (S30 Ep1/23) [AD,S]
Friday 04:25 - 04:50
The Fake-Up: As things get more serious between Adam and Brea, Beverly struggles to let go. Barry is thrown when Lainey Lewis comes back to town for a visit. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 04:50 - 05:15
Pretty in Pink: With prom night looming, Adam worries that Brea will ditch him for a more popular guy. Erica struggles to support Geoff when he gets some bad news. (S7 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 05:15 - 06:00
Sal's Pizza: When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes that the owner is the prime suspect. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Friday 06:00 - 06:30
The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 06:55
The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 08:00
In Aberdeen, Jen and Callum go all-out American, while their rivals Debbie and Shaun, and Sam and Jamie, are shocked to discover that they're serving near-identical Scottish menus. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 1/2): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3) [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help Italian restaurant, Mangia Mangia. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4) [S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A little girl says she wants to be a mum... so that she can boss everyone around! (S30 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 12:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments, from animal magic to magic tricks, and a montage of diving boards and belly flops! (S33 Ep12) [S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
Marge the Meanie: Bart finds out that Marge was an accomplished prankster in middle school - and he's desperate for her to rediscover her mischievous ways. (S33 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Meat Is Murder: Grampa's old friend Gus wants his help at the helm of his fast-food empire, leading to a Succession-style plot of corporate espionage. With John Lithgow. (S33 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
Poorhouse Rock: Bart ends up idolising Homer after accompanying him to work, and resolves to grow up just like him. But Lisa and Hugh Jackman have some alarming news for him... (S33 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Bart's Birthday: Bart has to organise his own birthday party when Homer forgets to post the invitations. Mr Burns fakes his own death. (S36 Ep1/18) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
You're Not Invited: To help Adam get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Clash of Swords: Mitchell and fanboy Phil sneak out to Hero-Con in Clash of Swords cosplay. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
I Love a Parade: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
Beyond Blunderdome: Mel Gibson hires Homer to help him rewrite his remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington. (S11 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Brother's Little Helper: An experimental ADHD drug improves Bart's behaviour but makes him paranoid: is Major League Baseball using a satellite to read his thoughts? (S11 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner: Homer becomes a restaurant critic for the Springfield Shopper, and ends up so feared that the town's restaurateurs plot to kill him. (S11 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
Bart's Not Dead: Bart takes a dare that lands him in a coma. To get out of trouble, he says he went to heaven and saw Jesus. (S30 Ep1/23) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Thanksgiving: Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for her colleagues, but it risks becoming a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 22:25
(2019) Brie Larson stars as Captain Marvel, who crashes on Earth and sets out to discover her real identity. But her alien foe is on her tail... With Samuel L Jackson and Ben Mendelsohn. [AD,S]
Friday 22:25 - 00:40
(2019) Will Smith stars in Ang Lee's action-thriller as both an over-the-hill hitman and the young clone of himself sent to take him out. With Clive Owen. [AD,S]
Sat Sep 12
Saturday 00:40 - 01:40
Married couple Abbie and Charlie are missing one thing from their family: a woman to turn them into a throuple. And glamour puss Chrissie is looking for husband number four. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:40 - 02:40
A pony groom who likes getting muddy meets a country boy with a 'bit of an edge'. And a 70-year-old joker has a date with a dance-loving 69-year-old who's into grinding. (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:40 - 03:05
Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:05 - 03:30
Airplane!: Beverly announces a family trip to Miami, but Erica suspects that she's scheming. Murray grapples with his fear of flying. Geoff tries to keep the peace. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:30 - 03:55
The Prettiest Boy in School: Adam struggles to balance his old friendships with new ones. Beverly realises that she wants an adult relationship with her kids. (S8 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:55 - 04:20
The Circle of Driving: First episode of the US comedy about 11-year-old Adam documenting his life in 1980s suburbia with his parents' video camera. Barry wants driving lessons. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:20 - 04:45
Thanksgiving: Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for her colleagues, but it risks becoming a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:45 - 05:10
The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:10 - 06:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S,SL]
Saturday 06:00 - 07:30
Brand new series - Is It Fake?: It's about to get real (and fake) in the series' first elimination challenge, as the teams recreate items from a Chinese themed restaurant in Lego. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 07:30 - 08:30
Brand new series: A choppy charter has the guests reaching for sick buckets. The deck team commit yet another error - and this time it's a big one. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:30 - 09:30
Brand new series: It's the final night of the charter, but there's still heaps of drama to dish out with a captain's reprimand, an unlikely hookup and another huge argument. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Saturday 09:30 - 11:30
(2020) Madcap adventure-comedy video game adaptation with Jim Carrey and Ben Schwartz. Can nippy ring-chasing hedgehog Sonic escape the clutches of an evil moustachioed scientist? [AD,S]
Saturday 11:30 - 12:30
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S]
Saturday 12:30 - 13:30
Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 13:30 - 14:30
Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 14:30 - 16:30
(1997) Comedy sequel starring Alex D. Linz as a resourceful boy who's stranded at home with chickenpox when a top-secret military microchip comes his way. Can he keep it safe from crooks? [AD,S]
Saturday 16:30 - 17:00
Helter Skelter: The Simpsons' house must be fumigated after a hockey player gives Lisa his termite-infested stick. The only place they can find to live is in a reality TV show. (S14 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:00 - 17:30
The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:30 - 18:00
Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:00 - 18:30
The Dad Who Knew Too Little: Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa for a crime. (S14 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:30 - 19:00
The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:00 - 19:30
Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:30 - 20:00
We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:00 - 20:30
My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:30 - 21:00
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
What do Zoe Ball, Harry Redknapp, Denise Van Outen, Mo Gilligan and other famous faces think of our top telly and films, including Britain's Got Talent, Misery and The Favourite? (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
On the Gogglebox: The Piano, The 1% Club, Inside Windsor Castle, Jack Osbourne's Night of Terror, MILF Manor and ITV News (nightlife and a Tory MP defection). (S23 Ep12) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:05
This time, the Goggleboxers watch: Britain's Got Talent, I Kissed a Girl, Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special, MILF Manor, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence, and The Yorkshire Vet. (S23 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]
Sun Sep 13
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
A pony groom who likes getting muddy meets a country boy with a 'bit of an edge'. And a 70-year-old joker has a date with a dance-loving 69-year-old who's into grinding. (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:10 - 02:10
Kyle has the hangover to end all hangovers after his targeted speech during the crew night out. Rainbeau snitches on Solène. (S12 Ep13) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:00
Fraser takes drastic measures to deal with Solène, who takes her own frustrations to the very top. The deck team do something that they've never done before. (S12 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:00 - 03:45
Chef Anthony stresses over preparing an eight-course meal with an array of dietary requirements. Barbara and Jess talk about their future away from the yacht. (S12 Ep15) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:45 - 04:40
The One with All the Pigs: Billy believes the sty's the limit as he plans a pig-themed wedding involving a world-record parade of porkers. Will bride Steph kick up a stink at Billy's plans? [S]
Sunday 04:40 - 06:00
The Aussie Soap One: Australia-born Adam is taking a risk planning an '80s Aussie soap' wedding when his bride-to-be Rachel is hoping for something classy and sophisticated... [S]
Sunday 06:00 - 07:10
News about a resident's disappearance spreads through the village. Sienna returns home from prison to find James in her flat. And Jonah manipulates a situation as Caleb falls ill. [AD,S]
Sunday 07:10 - 07:40
The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:40 - 09:10
The second heat of bakers create nightmares in cake, animals in bread and pocket money cream pies for a place in Finals Week. Who rose to the challenge and who kneaded dusting off? [AD,S]
Sunday 09:10 - 10:10
Mangia Mangia (Part 1/2): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3) [S]
Sunday 10:10 - 11:15
Mangia Mangia (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help Italian restaurant, Mangia Mangia. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4) [S]
Sunday 11:15 - 13:15
(2022) Family comedy with Owen Wilson. A young lad discovers that his slacker dad is a superhero. And before he's got used to the idea, he must foil a villain's plot to bring his dad down. [S]
Sunday 13:15 - 15:15
(1994) John Goodman, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Halle Berry and Elizabeth Taylor (!) come together to save the inimitable 1960s series from extinction in this live-action family comedy. [S]
Sunday 15:15 - 15:45
Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:45 - 16:15
Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:15 - 16:45
Bart Has Two Mommies: Marge babysits Rod and Todd, but Ned overreacts when she lets them play on a climbing wall. Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo. (S17 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:45 - 17:20
Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge... (S17 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:20 - 17:50
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore: Mr Burns outsources the plant to India and puts Homer in charge of training the workforce. Patty and Selma kidnap a celebrity. (S17 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:50 - 18:20
The Wettest Stories Ever Told: When the Simpsons' plans for a meal at The Frying Dutchman are ruined, they try to salvage the night by telling three tales of disaster at sea. (S17 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:20 - 18:50
Girls Just Want to Have Sums: When Principal Skinner gets cancelled for sexism, the school gets a new principal who mollycoddles the girls. So Lisa disguises herself as a boy. (S17 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:50 - 20:00
Brand new series - What Lurks Beneath: It's history above and mystery below as the remaining teams build a tricky design with a watery surprise... Which duo are out of their depth? (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series - Love on the Blu: At Blue Island brunch spot Love on the Blu, there's no love lost between loud 'boss lady' Valencia and her struggling staff. (S10 Ep3) [S]
Sunday 21:00 - 23:35
(2014) Action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L Jackson. A London teenager is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed agents that exists to save the world. [AD,S]
Sunday 23:35 - 00:40
On the box this time: Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates. (S17 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Mon Sep 14
Monday 00:40 - 01:40
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Line of Duty, This Is My House, The Proof Is Out There, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Countdown and This Morning? (S17 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 01:40 - 02:40
Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 02:40 - 03:30
The crew pull together for the last charter of the season - and it proves to be an explosive one, as uncertainties over rivalries and romances linger. (S12 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 03:30 - 04:20
On the box this time: Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates. (S17 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:20 - 06:00
News about a resident's disappearance spreads through the village. Sienna returns home from prison to find James in her flat. And Jonah manipulates a situation as Caleb falls ill. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 06:00 - 06:30
Sienna returns home from prison to find James alive and in her flat. Meanwhile, prying eyes discover a dangerous affair... [AD,S]
Monday 06:30 - 06:55
Jonah manipulates a situation as Caleb falls ill. And emotions are high as panic sets in about a resident's safety. [AD,S]
Monday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 07:00 - 08:00
In west London, three couples put their entertaining skills to the test, in a week featuring first-time hosting, party bus boasting, and weird and wonderful shape-throwing! [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1/2): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments, from Easter funnies to 'pathetic athletics' and people getting soaked. (S30 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A deer tries to eat a chunk of a woman's hair while she poses for a photo. (S33 Ep13) [S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
The Yellow Lotus: The Simpsons stumble across a mystery and an old enemy while they're on holiday at a peculiar island resort. Dr Hibbert drugs an otter. (S36 Ep2/18) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Desperately Seeking Lisa: Lisa visits Capital City with Patty and Selma, where she's swept up in the city's art scene. But the big city's got an underbelly. (S36 Ep3/18) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Shoddy Heat: Grampa finds himself embroiled in a cold case when the police unearth an old coffin with his business card in it - and two bodies. (S36 Ep4/18) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
Women in Shorts: The women of Springfield take centre stage, with some special Simpsonified movie parodies including Barbie and The Chronicles of Narnia. (S36 Ep6/18) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
The Age of Darkness: The family rally round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
A Wrestler Named Goldberg: Murray coaches Barry for his first high school wrestling match but keeps it a secret from Beverly, who is sure to disapprove. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): The Simpsons are forced to flee to the countryside, where Homer accidentally invents highly addictive tomacco. But the animals like it too... (S11 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
Werking Mom: Marge becomes a successful Tupperware salesperson and Lisa tries to do secret good deeds for people. (S30 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Krusty the Clown: Homer becomes a TV critic. Krusty joins the circus. (S30 Ep8/23) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Jonah takes his manipulation to the next level when he enforces a lockdown, but will his son listen? Elsewhere, the police are handed evidence on Ste's disappearance... [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Christmas: When Captain Holt gets death threats, Peralta must run his security. Santiago tries to take a precinct Christmas photo for Holt, but Diaz won't smile for the camera. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: A new season aboard the Katina begins in a Caribbean billionaires' playground. And the first guests are the entire cast of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:05
Brand new series: The Chelsea set return! Sam Prince shows off his new flame, Maali, at Beks' pool party, but when his back is turned, Jack swoops in. And Angus's ex has a secret. (S32 Ep1) [S]
Monday 22:05 - 23:05
What do the Goggleboxers think of Line of Duty, Celebrity Bake Off, The Flight Attendant, Teen First Dates, The Circle, Remarkable Places to Eat, and Matt Hancock on This Morning? (S17 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 23:05 - 00:05
Boxer Kirsty puts her gloves down to find love. Ambitious Rose meets Hugo, who wears a cravat but has never been on a date. And can Holly kick the habit of falling for bad boys? (S23 Ep3)
Tue Sep 15
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:10
Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:10 - 02:15
Brand new series: Sam Prince shows off his new flame, Maali, at Beks' pool party, but when his back is turned, Jack swoops in. And Angus's ex has a secret. (S32 Ep1) [S,SL]
Tuesday 02:15 - 03:00
Brand new series: A new season aboard the Katina begins in a Caribbean billionaires' playground. And the first guests are the entire cast of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:00 - 03:55
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1/2): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S,SL]
Tuesday 03:55 - 04:20
Werking Mom: Marge becomes a successful Tupperware salesperson and Lisa tries to do secret good deeds for people. (S30 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:20 - 04:45
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:45 - 05:10
It's All About Comptrol: Beverly decides to go into politics. Geoff is excited about freshman orientation even though Erica thinks it's a waste of time. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:10 - 05:35
Bill's Wedding: Beverly promises to throw Bill and Dolores a perfect wedding in less than 24 hours. (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:35 - 06:00
Christmas: When Captain Holt gets death threats, Peralta must run his security. Santiago tries to take a precinct Christmas photo for Holt, but Diaz won't smile for the camera. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
Jonah manipulates a situation as Caleb falls ill. And emotions are high as panic sets in about a resident's safety. [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55
Jonah takes his manipulation to the next level when he enforces a lockdown, but will his son listen? Elsewhere, the police are handed evidence on Ste's disappearance... [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00
In west London, Queen and Shawn take inspiration from their Thai and West Indian heritage. Paul and Suzy plan a fancy French feast. And Charlotte and Kevin serve up Japanese cuisine. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9) [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A little girl has a unique approach to making cookies. Plus: nail-biting near-misses. (S30 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: A new season aboard the Katina begins in a Caribbean billionaires' playground. And the first guests are the entire cast of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
Treehouse of Horror Presents Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes: A mysterious tattoo-covered fella at the carnival tells Lisa three surreal stories. (S36 Ep7/18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Convenience Airways: The Simpsons endure a nightmare flight on Convenience Airways - the only airline in America that Homer isn't banned from. (S36 Ep8/18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Homer and Her Sisters: A self-help expert prompts Homer to do something unthinkable: get to know Patty and Selma. (S36 Ep9/18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Man Who Flew Too Much: Homer's old bowling team, the Pin Pals, reunite. But disaster befalls them on their helicopter ride to the state championships. (S36 Ep10/18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Livin' on a Prayer: Murray is feted by his old high school for his sporting prowess. Barry throws a party to impress his friends while his parents are away. (S1 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Love Is a Mix Tape: Adam tries to express his feelings for Dana by making her a mix tape, but disaster strikes when the tape falls into Beverly's hands. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Putting Down Roots: Dede's husband Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Stuck in a Moment: Haley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they'll never forget - if she can find the perfect time. Claire is mad when Phil borrows the Christmas tree. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
A Moving Day: Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own when they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
American History X-cellent: When Mr Burns is arrested for art fraud, Smithers shakes things up at the power plant, so Homer and his friends plot to break Mr Burns out of jail. (S21 Ep17/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
A comment from Cindy makes Dee Dee suspicious as she begins to put the pieces together. Meanwhile, a pregnancy test is discovered at the McQueens'... [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Pontiac Bandit: In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he's been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect who Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: An over-the-top guest has the crew scrambling all over the place. Meanwhile, Captain Jason's resolved to keep his distance. Wise move, skip... (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Britain's sharpest TV critics have been watching Made in Chelsea, Dragons' Den, Line of Duty, Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic, The Invisible Man and The Graham Norton Show. (S17 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05
After a life-threatening illness, Georgina's back on the dating scene and looking for a rugged man. Kate seeks a Viking while Ashley wants a man who can make a deeper connection. (S22 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:10
Self-professed 'crazy camel lady' Sandra wants a mature man to ride off into the sunset with. Pansexual erotic writer Toni-Ann dreams of being the heroine in her own sexy novel. (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wed Sep 16
Wednesday 00:10 - 01:15
Britain's sharpest TV critics have been watching Made in Chelsea, Dragons' Den, Line of Duty, Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic, The Invisible Man and The Graham Norton Show. (S17 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 01:15 - 02:15
After a life-threatening illness, Georgina's back on the dating scene and looking for a rugged man. Kate seeks a Viking while Ashley wants a man who can make a deeper connection. (S22 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:05
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S,SL]
Wednesday 03:05 - 03:50
Brand new series: An over-the-top guest has the crew scrambling all over the place. Meanwhile, Captain Jason's resolved to keep his distance. Wise move, skip... (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:50 - 04:15
Krusty the Clown: Homer becomes a TV critic. Krusty joins the circus. (S30 Ep8/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:15 - 04:40
A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:40 - 05:05
Dee-Vorced: Beverly is stunned to learn that Brea's mom Vicki is divorced. Barry struggles with feeling left out of the JTP. (S8 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:05 - 05:30
Eracism: After seeing Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing, Adam attempts to end racism in Jenkintown. Geoff is horrified to learn that Erica has no moral compass. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:30 - 06:00
Pontiac Bandit: In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he's been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect who Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30
Jonah takes his manipulation to the next level when he enforces a lockdown, but will his son listen? Elsewhere, the police are handed evidence on Ste's disappearance... [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55
A comment from Cindy makes Dee Dee suspicious as she begins to put the pieces together. Meanwhile, a pregnancy test is discovered at the McQueens'... [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00
On the south coast, there are experimental flavour combinations, banjo playing and a Billy Connolly lookalike, as three rival couples put their hosting skills to the test. [S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Roosevelt Inn: Despite being over a million dollars in debt, the owner of the Roosevelt Inn in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, is busy cracking jokes and playing dress up. Can Gordon help? (S1 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Cambridge Hotel: Gordon visits Cambridge, NY, where ex-military man John Imhof runs the Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship, alienating his staff and guests. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A little girl wishes that she had a birthday every year... Plus: dogs with human hands! (S30 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
Brand new series: An over-the-top guest has the crew scrambling all over the place. Meanwhile, Captain Jason's resolved to keep his distance. Wise move, skip... (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Bottle Episode: Homer must transport a million-dollar bottle of wine to Mr Burns's mansion. And for once, it's not actually him who screws it up. (S36 Ep11/18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Flandshees of Innersimpson: Flanders vows never to speak to Homer again after Homer steals his new headphones. Homer's absolutely delighted - at first... (S36 Ep12/18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Last Man Expanding: Springfield's hooked on a weight loss drug. Homer's not sold on it, until Marge begs him to take it. But there's a side effect... (S36 Ep13/18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
P.S. I Hate You: Marge's reputation as Springfield's nicest resident is jeopardised when her secret stash of vitriolic letters is stolen during a house party. (S36 Ep14/18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
Mama Drama: Adam is disappointed to be cast in a minor role in the school musical, so Beverly helps him to land a leading part in a competing stage show. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Facts of Bleeping Life: Barry and Adam put together a garage rock band, and ask Lainey and Erica to get involved - leading to unexpected consequences. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Blasts from the Past: Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before becoming grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mum, who has an interesting past. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Whanex?: While preparing a presentation for his students about future goals, Cam must contend with a bully at the school. Jay has technical trouble during a video conference. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
We Need to Talk About Lily: Phil thinks he's found Pepper's dream home. Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
SuperShowerBabyBowl: Jay is hosting a Super Bowl party while Claire hosts a baby shower for Haley - and they're both at Jay's house. What could possibly go wrong? (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
101 Mitigations: Homer steals Comic Book Guy's car. Can he avoid a jail sentence? (S30 Ep15/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
I Want You (She's So Heavy): Homer's romantic impulses give him a hernia, which comes to life as a man named Wallace thanks to Homer's medication's hallucinatory side effects. (S30 Ep16/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Theresa is blown away by her daughter's singing talents. And a revealed secret tears a family apart. [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Bet: Peralta and Santiago's ongoing bet about who can make the most arrests comes to an awkward conclusion. Boyle gets a medal after he's shot in the line of duty. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: The crew receive a record-breaking tip and hit the town to celebrate. But romantic rejections and an ill-advised game turn things sour. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series - Borelli's Pizzeria: Gordon goes on an unexpectedly emotional journey in Chicago as he takes a slice out of pizza joint Borelli's. (S10 Ep4) [S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching Line of Duty, Naked Attraction, I Can See Your Voice, Alan Carr's Epic Gameshow, and BBC News on the death of Prince Philip. (S17 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:00 - 00:05
Will it be game over at the First Dates restaurant in Bath when gamer Greg hears no-nonsense Mercedes's jaw-dropping revelation? (S21 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thu Sep 17
Thursday 00:05 - 01:10
Luke, who's lost his dating mojo, is raring to re-invigorate his love life and find a lady to relight his fire. And can pole dancer Abi find someone to send her heart into a spin? (S12 Ep4) [AD,S]