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Today 02:40 - 03:35

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Hollyoaks, Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy, Queens for the Night, and University Challenge. (S20 Ep10) [AD,S]

Today 03:35 - 04:00

Crazy Calls: After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4/24) [AD,S]

Today 04:00 - 04:25

Stefan King: Adam gets in trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to attend a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5/24) [AD,S]

Today 04:25 - 04:50

Welcome to Bro Money, Bro Problems: Calvin's wealthy and impulsive brother Curtis makes a surprise visit, creating chaos in the Butlers' lives. (S4 Ep17) [S]

Today 04:50 - 05:15

Welcome to the Feud: When Dave's job requires him to mediate a feud between two wealthy brothers, Calvin tries to help but winds up complicating the process. (S4 Ep18) [S]

Today 05:15 - 06:00

Door to Door: Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire campaigns for a stop sign at a busy junction. Phil and Luke try to create a viral video. Gloria searches for Stella. (S3 Ep4) [S]

Today 06:00 - 06:30

Disneyland: Nothing is more quintessential to good old family fun than a trip to Disneyland - but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler. (S3 Ep22) [S]

Today 06:30 - 06:55

Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23) [S]

Today 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Today 07:00 - 08:00

Capri: Gordon's in Eagle Rock, California, to help Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12/13) [S,SL]

Today 08:00 - 08:30

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]

Today 08:30 - 09:00

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]

Today 09:00 - 09:30

The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 09:30 - 10:00

The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]

Today 10:30 - 11:00

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System: To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Today 11:00 - 12:35

Brand new series: With Final Vows approaching, the Homestays give our couples a taste of life together beyond the experiment. One pair reach breaking point. (S12 Ep31) [S]

Today 12:35 - 13:00

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 13:00 - 13:30

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 13:30 - 14:00

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 14:00 - 14:30

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Today 14:30 - 15:00

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 15:30

Door to Door: Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire campaigns for a stop sign at a busy junction. Phil and Luke try to create a viral video. Gloria searches for Stella. (S3 Ep4) [S]

Today 15:30 - 16:00

Hit and Run: Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems, but they're both unreceptive. Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident. (S3 Ep5) [S]

Today 16:00 - 16:30

Homer's Enemy: An employee at the power plant who has struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 21:00

Brand new series: The couples return to Sydney for the seventh dinner party. While some are coming back on a high, two pairs have serious doubts. (S12 Ep32) [S]

Today 21:00 - 21:35

Field Trip: It's a new term at Rudge Park comprehensive: time for the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage... (S2 Ep1/6) [AD,S]

Today 21:35 - 22:05

Work Experience: Jay arranges work experience for himself and Simon at his dad's company, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage. (S2 Ep2/6) [AD,S]

Today 22:05 - 23:10

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Great British Bake Off, The Crown, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Mammals and This Morning. (S20 Ep11) [AD,S]

Today 23:10 - 00:15

Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:15 - 01:50

Brand new series: The couples return to Sydney for the seventh dinner party. While some are coming back on a high, two pairs have serious doubts. (S12 Ep32) [S]

Tomorrow 01:50 - 02:15

Rest and Ricklaxation: After a stressful adventure, Rick and Morty visit a spa and try out a treatment that removes their toxins. But the toxins take on a life of their own. (S3 Ep6/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:15 - 02:25

[adult swim]: Brand new series - Winery Crawl Slip and Slide Ride: Animated comedy. Aussie party girls Sarah and Rachel spend quality time with Sarah's parents at Winery Crawl World. (Ep2) [S]

Tomorrow 02:25 - 02:40

[adult swim] Brand new series - The Beginning: Animated adult comedy. Mike remembers all the way back to 2001 and the team's very first mystery. (S3 Ep2) [S]

Tomorrow 02:40 - 03:30

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Great British Bake Off, The Crown, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Mammals and This Morning. (S20 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 03:30 - 03:55

Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook: Adam asks his father for money to film his own action movie, while Erica and Beverly go on a clothes shopping expedition. (S4 Ep6/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:55 - 04:20

Ho-ly K.I.T.T.: A shared love of the TV show Knight Rider brings Murray and his brother Marvin together. Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner. (S4 Ep7/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:20 - 04:45

Welcome to the Quinceanera: Calvin and Tina offer to throw a quinceañera for Yoli, a teen who Calvin is mentoring at his garage. (S4 Ep19) [S]

Tomorrow 04:45 - 05:05

Welcome to the Mama Drama: Calvin is honoured by the Chamber of Commerce for the positive impact his business has had on the community. (S4 Ep20) [S]

Tomorrow 05:05 - 06:00

Hit and Run: Gloria tries to help Jay and Manny with their problems, but they're both unreceptive. Cam and Mitch are the victims of a hit-and-run accident. (S3 Ep5) [S]

Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30

Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24) [S]

Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55

Bringing Up Baby: The start of the fourth series of the Emmy-winning comedy. Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1) [S]

Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction (formerly Flamangos) and Bazzini - to check in with the owners. Is he pleased with their progress? (S4 Ep13/13) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30

Homer's Phobia: Homer's preconceptions surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters), and he decides to take Bart hunting, but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00

Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

Poker, Faith, and Eggs: When Mary has to rush George Sr to the hospital, the kids' grandmother Meemaw comes over to babysit for his three anxious offspring. (S1 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage: After choking on a sausage, Sheldon wrestles with a fear of eating solid foods and discovers comic books. (S1 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: The couples return to Sydney for the seventh dinner party. While some are coming back on a high, two pairs have serious doubts. (S12 Ep32) [S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette, so he avoids her. Then he realises that he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

The Gorilla Experiment: Howard and Penny are both jealous when Bernadette becomes fascinated with Leonard's physics project. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a Christmas visit, and then he finds out that Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Go Bullfrogs!: Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny. (S3 Ep6) [S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

After the Fire: The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbour's house burns down, but there's a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay throws out his back. (S3 Ep8) [S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson: Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. (S8 Ep25/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies without ever giving approval to his career. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification: Sheldon realises that he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Zazzy Substitution: The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell asks Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 23:35

(2014) Action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L Jackson. A London teenager is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed agents that exists to save the world. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:35 - 00:40

Psychology student Alesia is tired of dating 'boys' and hopes to meet a real man in the buff. And after 200 dates all over the world, Louise is ready to meet her soulmate. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:40 - 01:45

In the dating show that bares all, 20-year-old virgin Josh seeks a princess to help pop his cherry. And Matt and Mary look for a third person to join them in bed. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:45 - 02:45

What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of EastEnders, Britain's Got Talent: The Champions, Peaky Blinders, Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted and First Dates Hotel? (S14 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 02:45 - 03:40

Pop star Preston of Big Brother fame, Scarlett Moffatt, rock chick Jo Wood and Britain's Got Talent winner Ashleigh Butler visit the restaurant for dates with members of the public. (Ep2/4) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 03:40 - 04:05

Treehouse: Gloria persuades Jay to commit to a night of salsa dancing after seeing how much his friend Shorty and his girlfriend do together. Phil builds a tree house for Luke. (S3 Ep7) [S]

Saturday 04:05 - 04:30

Go Bullfrogs!: Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny. (S3 Ep6) [S]

Saturday 04:30 - 04:55

The Greatest Musical Ever Written: Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:55 - 05:20

Globetrotters: When Adam creates a video that makes it look as though he and his friends beat Barry in a game of basketball, Barry demands a rematch in the gym. (S4 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:20 - 06:00

Welcome to the Dream Girls: When Tina reunites with her former girl group after decades apart, old issues are reignited, threatening the trio's big performance. (S4 Ep21) [S]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:25

Wingmom: Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough, Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:25 - 06:50

A Christmas Story: Beverly tries to breathe new life into the family's holiday traditions by launching a new celebration: 'Super Hanukkah'. (S3 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:50 - 07:20

The Tasty Boys: Adam and Barry form a rap super-group just like the Beastie Boys. Beverly fights for her right to redesign the kitchen. (S3 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:20 - 07:50

Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:50 - 08:15

Double Dare: Adam and Emmy are excited when the producers of their favourite game show plan to hold auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:15 - 09:20

Cut in Half: The contestants must build a Lego creation starting with half of an everyday object. The team with the least successful build is sent home. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 09:20 - 10:20

La Frite: In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners. (S4 Ep9/13) [S]

Saturday 10:20 - 11:20

Brand new series: Sam Prince asks Zeyno on a date, but Yas doesn't take the news well. Sparks fly between Jazz and Ellen. And can Reza and Sam Vanderpump repair their friendship? (S29 Ep5) [S]

Saturday 11:20 - 12:55

Brand new series: The penultimate Commitment Ceremony, and expert John wants honesty from our couples. Some of them grow stronger, but one husband and wife leave the experiment. (S12 Ep29) [S]

Saturday 12:55 - 14:35

Brand new series: The couples travel Australia-wide to begin Homestays, a chance to road-test life outside the experiment before the Final Vows. Facial hair creates a stalemate. (S12 Ep30) [S]

Saturday 14:35 - 15:00

The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:00 - 15:25

The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to make a speech at his old high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:25 - 15:55

The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:55 - 16:25

The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:25 - 18:35

(2006) Comedy-drama starring Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep. A naive young woman lands a job as assistant to one of New York's most important, but ruthless and cynical, magazine editors. [AD,S]

Saturday 18:35 - 19:00

The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:00 - 19:30

Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell asks Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:30 - 20:00

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

Sorry Not Sorry: Lisa calls her teacher a hack and refuses to apologise. Then she learns Ms Hoover's private pain. (S32 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas: A cable channel films a Christmas movie in Springfield, and Skinner falls in love. (S32 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 22:00

What do Zoe Ball, Harry Redknapp, Denise Van Outen, Mo Gilligan and other famous faces think of our top telly and films, including Britain's Got Talent, Misery and The Favourite? (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:05

Strictly Come Dancing, Married at First Sight UK and Rivals are on this time. Plus Antiques Roadshow, Love Triangle Australia, Ambulance, Countdown and ITV News (Trump). (S24 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:05 - 00:05

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Bake Off, Boybands Forever, Emmerdale, James May and Ben Fogle? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:10

Can Vamps lead singer Brad Simpson, rugby league star Keegan Hirst, Bernie Clifton - without his ostrich - or Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton find love with members of the public? (Ep3/4) [AD,S]

Sunday 01:10 - 02:15

Jess from Made in Chelsea, weather presenter Sian Lloyd, Daniel Brocklebank (vicar Billy from Corrie) and Musharaf from Educating Yorkshire go on dates with members of the public. (Ep4/4) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 02:15 - 03:10

Strictly Come Dancing, Married at First Sight UK and Rivals are on this time. Plus Antiques Roadshow, Love Triangle Australia, Ambulance, Countdown and ITV News (Trump). (S24 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:10 - 04:05

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Bake Off, Boybands Forever, Emmerdale, James May and Ben Fogle? (S24 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:05 - 04:55

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S4 Ep10/13) [S,SL]

Sunday 04:55 - 05:20

Welcome to the Ring: As Marty prepares to propose, Calvin and Tina plan to throw a party that honours their future daughter-in-law's Nigerian heritage. (S4 Ep22) [S]

Sunday 05:20 - 06:00

Welcome Back to the Neighborhood: Dave disconnects the Johnson home from the grid and inadvertently causes a community-wide power cut that really annoys Calvin. (S5 Ep1) [S]

Sunday 06:00 - 07:10

Leela and Joel work on their marriage, but Tommy's left feeling burnt. Tension rises between Darren and Nancy. And DI Banks covers his tracks, but Donny's hot on his tail... [AD,S]

Sunday 07:10 - 07:25

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]

Sunday 07:25 - 08:25

Café Kingston: In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. (S4 Ep11/13) [S]

Sunday 08:25 - 09:25

Capri: Gordon's in Eagle Rock, California, to help Capri, a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff and is closed more often than it's open. (S4 Ep12/13) [S]

Sunday 09:25 - 10:25

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction (formerly Flamangos) and Bazzini - to check in with the owners. Is he pleased with their progress? (S4 Ep13/13) [S]

Sunday 10:25 - 12:00

Brand new series: The couples return to Sydney for the seventh dinner party. While some are coming back on a high, two pairs have serious doubts. (S12 Ep32) [S]

Sunday 12:00 - 13:35

Brand new series: With Final Vows approaching, the Homestays give our couples a taste of life together beyond the experiment. One pair reach breaking point. (S12 Ep31) [S]

Sunday 13:35 - 14:00

The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:00 - 14:30

The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:30 - 15:00

The Bachelor Party Corrosion: The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:00 - 15:30

The 2003 Approximation: Sheldon sulks when Penny and Leonard announce that they're moving in together. Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book shop. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:30 - 16:00

The Perspiration Implementation: The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke. Stuart struggles to attract female customers to the comic book shop. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:00 - 16:25

The Helium Insufficiency: Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:25 - 18:30

(1990) Classic family comedy starring Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on holiday with them. Then two inept burglars turn up. Can our resourceful young hero outwit them? [AD,S]

Sunday 18:30 - 19:00

The Dad Who Knew Too Little: Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa for a crime. (S14 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:00 - 19:30

Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:30 - 20:00

Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

Strong Arms of the Ma: When Marge is mugged, she reacts by working out with weights, but goes too far and ends up as a steroid-crazed bully. (S14 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 23:50

(2017) Taron Egerton returns as the newest recruit to the stylish secret agency Kingsman for more ass-kicking comedy action. A star-studded cast includes Julianne Moore and Elton John. [AD,S]

Sunday 23:50 - 00:55

The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets. (S20 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 00:55 - 02:00

On the box this time, The Traitors, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Planet Sex with Cara Delevingne and You Won't Believe This. (S20 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 02:00 - 03:00

In the Naked Attraction studio, former club rep Chris hopes to meet someone to settle down with. Technophobe Louise wants an old-fashioned gentleman to sweep her off her feet. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 03:00 - 03:55

The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets. (S20 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 03:55 - 05:10

Leela and Joel work on their marriage, but Tommy's left feeling burnt. Tension rises between Darren and Nancy. And DI Banks covers his tracks, but Donny's hot on his tail... [AD,S,SL]

Monday 05:10 - 05:35

Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21) [AD,S,W]

Monday 05:35 - 06:00

Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge... (S17 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Monday 06:00 - 06:30

Tension rises between Darren and Nancy, while a villager in search of the truth is sent in the wrong direction. Tommy's left with a chilling threat. And is a romance over before it's begun? [AD,S]

Monday 06:30 - 06:55

DI Banks covers his tracks, but Donny's hot on his tail. Meanwhile, a marriage is on the rocks, a resident breaks the rules to try to make amends, and Tommy receives a worrying call... [AD,S]

Monday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Monday 07:00 - 08:00

Blackberry's: Gordon visits New Jersey to save floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's. Owner Shelley doesn't want to hear his advice, but then Gordon finds a dead mouse. (S5 Ep1/17) [S,SL]

Monday 08:00 - 08:30

My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]

Monday 08:30 - 09:00

Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for NASA to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to make a speech at his old high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom: Sheldon struggles with his new-found popularity after he uses statistics to help the school football team. (S1 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac: Sheldon is determined to be proved right when a NASA official comes to school and dismisses one of his scientific suggestions. (S1 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

When Good Kids Go Bad: Mitch and Cam break the happy news that they're hoping to adopt another child. But then they realise Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Phil on Wire: Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Door to Door: Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser. Claire campaigns for a stop sign at a busy junction. Phil and Luke try to create a viral video. Gloria searches for Stella. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Bozeman Reaction: After Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to outwit any thieves and protect the place. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

Punkin Chunkin: When an old neighbourhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. (S3 Ep9) [S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

Express Christmas: The Pritchett clan decide to celebrate Christmas a little early so they split up to gather the holiday trappings as Mitchell, Alex and Lily hunt for a tree. (S3 Ep10) [S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Desperation Emanation: Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Irish Pub Formulation: A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

The Blakes and the McQueens clash as they set up for Jez and John Paul's engagement party. Donny is guided towards the truth. And panic strikes when a resident is found unconscious. [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series: The final Commitment Ceremony, and after eight weeks in the experiment, it's the last time that our couples will meet with the experts. (S12 Ep33 Part 1) [S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: Vicky Pattison and Lucinda Light host a radical new dating experiment as couples face a high-tech lie detector - with £100,000 at stake. The only rule? Do not lie! (Ep1/9) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 22:40

Brand new series: The final Commitment Ceremony, and after eight weeks in the experiment, it's the last time that our couples will meet with the experts. (S12 Ep33 Part 2) [S]

Monday 22:40 - 23:40

Brand new series: Sam Prince and Miles reignite their feud. Sam Vanderpump and Alice celebrate their engagement with everyone... except Reza. And Livvy and Freddy come to blows. (S29 Ep6) [S]

Monday 23:40 - 00:45

On the menu in this episode are five pairs of hopefuls, including an Irishman with Tourette's who's looking for the man of his dreams, and two singletons with strange dance moves. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:45 - 02:15

Brand new series: The final Commitment Ceremony, and after eight weeks in the experiment, it's the last time that our couples will meet with the experts. (S12 Ep33) [S]

Tuesday 02:15 - 03:10

Brand new series: Vicky Pattison and Lucinda Light host a radical new dating experiment as couples face a high-tech lie detector - with £100,000 at stake. The only rule? Do not lie! (Ep1/9) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 03:10 - 04:05

Brand new series: Sam Prince and Miles reignite their feud. Sam Vanderpump and Alice celebrate their engagement with everyone... except Reza. And Livvy and Freddy come to blows. (S29 Ep6) [S,SL]

Tuesday 04:05 - 04:30

Han Ukkah Solo: When Beverly talks Erica into writing a Hanukkah song for the school holiday concert, she inspires Barry to prove his own musical prowess. (S4 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:30 - 04:55

O Captain! My Captain!: Beverly hopes to inspire the students when she takes over as substitute teacher in Barry's chemistry class. Adam embarrasses Emmy. (S4 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:55 - 05:15

Welcome to the Pit Stop, How May I Help You?: Calvin soon regrets agreeing to Dave's suggestion for how to promote his business. (S5 Ep2) [S]

Tuesday 05:15 - 06:00

Welcome to the Ballgame: When Malcolm treats Calvin, Dave, Gemma and Grover to VIP tickets to a Dodgers game, the outing isn't quite a home run. (S5 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30

DI Banks covers his tracks, but Donny's hot on his tail. Meanwhile, a marriage is on the rocks, a resident breaks the rules to try to make amends, and Tommy receives a worrying call... [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55

The Blakes and the McQueens clash as they set up for Jez and John Paul's engagement party. Donny is guided towards the truth. And panic strikes when a resident is found unconscious. [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S,W]

Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00

Leone's: Rose built her Italian restaurant in New Jersey into a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. Can Gordon save it? (S5 Ep2/17) [S,SL]

Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30

Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00

The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that has accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run: The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair: In an attempt to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the space shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 12:35

Brand new series: The final Commitment Ceremony, and after eight weeks in the experiment, it's the last time that our couples will meet with the experts. (S12 Ep33) [S]

Tuesday 12:35 - 13:00

The Large Hadron Collision: Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Excelsior Acquisition: Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, and Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Lifetime Supply: After missing a call from the doctor, Phil contemplates the worst. Javier - Manny's biological father - turns up to take his son to the horse races. (S3 Ep11) [S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Egg Drop: Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a real estate presentation. (S3 Ep12) [S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Apology Insufficiency: Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to a lack of confidence, and vows to be self-assured around attractive women. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father visits, Leonard discovers that her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

Mr Spritz Goes to Washington: Krusty wreaks havoc on the political system after the Simpsons help him to get elected. (S14 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Love is in the air at Jez and John Paul's engagement party, but disaster strikes when Myra doubles over in pain, and a worrying call sends Sienna and Ste rushing to the hospital... [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge... (S17 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series: The morning after the final Commitment Ceremony, and our couples get ready to make potentially life-altering decisions at the Final Vows. (S12 Ep34 Part 1) [S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: The dating experiment continues. A lie shakes one couple, while cracks form in another. A partner swap is a success, but a rash decision brings tears to Truetopia. (Ep2/9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 22:30

Brand new series: The morning after the final Commitment Ceremony, and our couples get ready to make potentially life-altering decisions at the Final Vows. (S12 Ep34 Part 2) [S,W]

Tuesday 22:30 - 23:35

Two more hopeful singletons join Anna Richardson in the Naked Attraction studio, including martial arts instructor Ryan, who was born with cystic fibrosis. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S,W]

Tuesday 23:35 - 00:45

Self-confessed 'dating disaster' Katie from Bristol wants to turn her luck around. Student James has a thing for heels and glitter, and hopes to meet an open-minded guy. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S,W]

Wednesday 00:45 - 01:50

Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: The Traitors, Gino's Cooking Up Love, Lady Chatterley's Lover, I Can See Your Voice, Blowing LA and White Christmas. (S20 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 01:50 - 03:05

Brand new series: The morning after the final Commitment Ceremony, and our couples get ready to make potentially life-altering decisions at the Final Vows. (S12 Ep34) [S]

Wednesday 03:05 - 04:00

Brand new series: The dating experiment continues. A lie shakes one couple, while cracks form in another. A partner swap is a success, but a rash decision brings tears to Truetopia. (Ep2/9) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 04:00 - 04:25

Snow Day: Adam and Barry take advantage of Murray when they discover that he has a fear of snow. Erica isn't pleased when Beverly finds her college application. (S4 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:25 - 04:50

Agassi: Adam tries to join the school tennis team to stay close to his best friend Chad, while Beverly helps Erica to get through her post-break-up depression. (S4 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:50 - 05:15

Welcome to the New Deal: When Calvin is overwhelmed by work, Dave volunteers to counsel him, while logging hours that he needs for his therapist certification. (S5 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 05:15 - 06:00

Welcome to the Art of Negotiation: When Dave is up for promotion, Calvin tries to help him negotiate a raise from his penny-pinching new boss. (S5 Ep5) [S]

Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30

The Blakes and the McQueens clash as they set up for Jez and John Paul's engagement party. Donny is guided towards the truth. And panic strikes when a resident is found unconscious. [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55

Love is in the air at Jez and John Paul's engagement party, but disaster strikes when Myra doubles over in pain, and a worrying call sends Sienna and Ste rushing to the hospital... [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00

The Burger Kitchen (Part 1): In the first half of a two-part Nightmare, Gordon tries to save a burger joint in LA, run by a dysfunctional family in a state of constant conflict. (S5 Ep3/17) [S,SL]

Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00

In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia: George Sr asks Sheldon to help Georgie revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo: When Sheldon gets the chance to attend a school for gifted children in Dallas, his family struggle to cope. (S1 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: The morning after the final Commitment Ceremony, and our couples get ready to make potentially life-altering decisions at the Final Vows. (S12 Ep34) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Wheaton Recurrence: Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy, Wil Wheaton, is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Spaghetti Catalyst: Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

Little Bo Bleep: The family help Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? (S3 Ep13) [S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

Me? Jealous?: Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad, that he doesn't notice when Claire thinks that Tad is being inappropriate with her. (S3 Ep14) [S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis: Amy realises that she has romantic feelings for Zack. Raj and Howard compete to prove who would make the better superhero. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Justice League Recombination: The guys slowly warm to Zack and find an enjoyable way to bond with him when they enter a New Year's Eve fancy dress competition together. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Bus Pants Utilization: Leonard and Sheldon fight for control of an idea for an app. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

C.E.D'oh: Mr Burns signs the nuclear power plant over to Homer after Homer goes on a course and takes advantage of the fact that Burns has a canary named as its legal owner. (S14 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

Accusations fly at the hospital, and Ste must be a pillar of support for his son. Elsewhere, a chilling threat stops a resident in their tracks. [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 21:00

Brand new series: The Final Test week continues, a new phase in the experiment. Our couples are given a never-before-seen task that will test their commitment. (S12 Ep35) [S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Brand new series: Two new arrivals shake things up, while a shocking revelation spells the end for an OG couple. And an attempt to outsmart the Honesty Box backfires in a big way... (Ep3/9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05

On the box this time, (Un)well off Netflix, When Harry Met Sally, Countdown, Britain's Got Talent, Mary Berry's Simple Comforts, and BBC News on young people and Covid. (S16 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05

Fitness fan Rose feels her body's getting all the attention, and her love life's struggling. Basingstoke barista Clarissa seeks her dream woman. Will the naked pods bring joy? (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:05

In this edition, there's a double date as 21-year-old best mates Josh and Jack descend on the restaurant. Tomboy boat-builder Abbey returns to the restaurant for another date. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 01:05 - 02:40

Brand new series: The Final Test week continues, a brand-new phase in the experiment. Our remaining couples are given a never-before-seen task that will test their commitment. (S12 Ep35) [S]

Thursday 02:40 - 03:35

Brand new series: Two new arrivals shake things up, while a shocking revelation spells the end for an OG couple. And an attempt to outsmart the Honesty Box backfires in a big way... (Ep3/9) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 03:35 - 04:00

The Spencer's Gift: Erica is jealous of Barry's outstanding performance when they both get after-school jobs at Spencer's gift shop selling novelty presents. (S4 Ep14/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:00 - 04:25

So Swayze It's Crazy: When Adam tries his hand at acting, an agent decides he's only good for 'nerd' roles, so Beverly sets out to turn him into a heartthrob. (S4 Ep15/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:25 - 04:50

Welcome to the Hot Prospect: When Calvin stumbles upon a big business opportunity, he must convince Malcolm to help him to seal the deal. (S5 Ep6) [S]

Thursday 04:50 - 05:15

Welcome to the Working Week: When Calvin hires Grover to work part-time, he soon realises he's not a good fit. Marty and Necie reconsider their living situation. (S5 Ep7) [S]

Thursday 05:15 - 06:00

Welcome to What Used to Be the Neighborhood: When Calvin's favourite restaurant is replaced by a flashy pet spa, he starts a shop-local campaign. (S5 Ep8) [S]

Thursday 06:00 - 06:30

Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2) [S]

Thursday 06:30 - 06:55

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3) [S,W]

Thursday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S,W]

Thursday 07:00 - 08:00

The Burger Kitchen (Part 2): In the second half of a two-part Nightmare in LA, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4/17) [S,SL]

Thursday 08:00 - 08:30

Homer's Enemy: An employee at the power plant who has struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:30 - 09:00

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

The Bachelor Party Corrosion: The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

The 2003 Approximation: Sheldon sulks when Penny and Leonard announce that they're moving in together. Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book shop. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: The Final Test week continues, a brand-new phase in the experiment. Our remaining couples are given a never-before-seen task that will test their commitment. (S12 Ep35) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Staircase Implementation: Leonard tells Penny about how he and Sheldon became friends, and the origins of the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Lunar Excitation: Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15) [S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

Virgin Territory: It's a day of disturbing realisations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments. Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret. (S3 Ep16) [S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Love Car Displacement: Howard feels threatened when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Thespian Catalyst: Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky: Lisa petitions Mayor Quimby to end Springfield's light pollution problem, which leads to unexpected problems... (S14 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

The Dad-Feelings Limited: As Comic Book Guy and his wife Kumiko debate whether to have a baby, his awesome origin story is revealed. (S32 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 21:00

Brand new series: It's the final dinner party, and the remaining couples come together one last time before Final Vows. At the dinner table, one couple implode. (S12 Ep36) [S]

Thursday 21:00 - 21:35

Will's Birthday: Will plans a suitably grown-up dinner to celebrate his birthday, but his event clashes with a far more popular party, leaving his friends with a dilemma. (S2 Ep3/6) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:35 - 22:05

Night Out in London: Will decides that the lads should be 'the boys who go to clubs'. They head to the West End, meeting aggressive bouncers and angry bus passengers. (S2 Ep4/6) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:05 - 23:10

On the box this time: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?; (Un)well; Extinction: The Facts; Des; The Third Day; BBC News on the R number; and Breakfast with Michael Gove on Brexit. (S16 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:10 - 00:15

Can Naked Attraction help clumsy Stephanie, who never gets a second date, and first-time lesbian Bethany find their perfect matches? (S5 Ep1/5) [AD,S]

Friday 00:15 - 01:15

Is wine connoisseur Jack and It girl Kim's shared taste for the finer things in life the perfect First Dates cocktail? Will charming pilot Paul hit it off with gorgeous mum Maria? (S7 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]