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Friday 14:30 - 15:00

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson: Homer gets his own political talk show after a video of his impassioned rant about how he was treated at the airport goes viral. (S23 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

Milhouse of Sand and Fog: Milhouse is annoyed when his parents get back together. Homer catches chicken pox. (S17 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Tenure Turbulence: Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all compete for the same vacancy at the university. (S6 Ep20/24) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

Brand new series - I, Carumbus: New episodes come to E4. The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

New Kids on the Block: Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. (S11 Ep1) [S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

...for SU2C: Tom Daley, Charlotte Church and Gordon Ramsay join regular Goggleboxers for a special edition including The Watcher, I Can See Your Voice and Love Is Blind. (S20 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 00:20

(2019) Will Smith stars in Ang Lee's action-thriller as both an over-the-hill hitman and the young clone of himself sent to take him out. With Clive Owen. [AD,S]

Today 00:20 - 01:20

Kelly from Brighton needs some TLC but isn't sure if she wants a man or a woman. Carlo from Somerset is looking for the perfect woman after surviving leukaemia. (S8 Ep2/5) [AD,S]

Today 02:25 - 03:15

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World and The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer. (S21 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Today 03:15 - 04:05

'Alpha male' Josh is looking for his very own Kardashian. Is glam 25-year-old Yasmin his match? And will waxing entrepreneur Sherie's Marilyn Monroe dress be a hit with Richard? (S14 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 04:05 - 04:30

The Bank Job: Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Today 04:30 - 04:50

Crime & Punishment: When Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit, it's up to the other members of the Nine-Nine to save them from jail. (S4 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Today 04:50 - 05:15

Bonfire of the Manatees: Marge meets a handsome marine biologist (guest star Alec Baldwin). Will he woo her? Can Homer win her back? (S17 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Today 05:15 - 05:35

The Girl Who Slept Too Little: Lisa becomes plagued by nightmares when the council move the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house. (S17 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Today 05:35 - 06:00

Milhouse of Sand and Fog: Milhouse is annoyed when his parents get back together. Homer catches chicken pox. (S17 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Today 06:00 - 06:25

Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [S]

Today 06:25 - 07:35

Build That Tune: The teams must build song titles that clearly represent the songs they're based on. Can a guest name those tunes? (S4 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Today 07:35 - 09:15

(2003) Family comedy with Mike Myers. A badly behaved boy and his super-organised sister are plunged into an anarchic adventure when a man-sized talking cat suddenly appears at their home. [S]

Today 09:15 - 10:15

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon is in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16) [S]

Today 10:15 - 11:15

Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5/16) [S]

Today 11:15 - 12:15

Revisit: Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep6/16) [S]

Today 12:15 - 13:20

Olde Hitching Post: Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it. (S6 Ep7/16) [S]

Today 13:20 - 13:50

Fifteen Percent: Mitchell seeks revenge when Jay introduces Cameron as just his 'friend'. Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover. (S1 Ep13) [S]

Today 13:50 - 14:25

Moon Landing: Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. (S1 Ep14) [S]

Today 14:25 - 14:50

My Funky Valentine: Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little role play excursion. And Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash. (S1 Ep15) [S]

Today 14:50 - 15:25

Fears: When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. (S1 Ep16) [S]

Today 15:25 - 17:35

(1990) Action comedy with Arnold Schwarzenegger. A tough cop goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher. Tough? Ha! The kids'll take him down in no time. [AD,S]

Today 17:35 - 18:00

The Classified Materials Turbulence: Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his NASA project. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 20:30

The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 20:30 - 21:00

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

On the 'Box this time, Is It Cake, Too?, Hijack, Steph's Packed Lunch and Dr. Pimple Popper. As seen by Mo Gilligan, Jon Richardson, Gyles Brandreth, Melanie C and NDubz. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:05

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch: Banged Up: Stars Behind Bars, Planet Earth, Bake Off, Culprits, The Curse of Robert the Doll and much more. (S22 Ep10) [AD,S]

Today 23:05 - 00:10

The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, Survivor, 007: Road to a Million, The Good Ship Murder, Shoplifters: Caught Red Handed, and ITV News (cabinet reshuffle). (S22 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:10 - 01:15

'Alpha male' Josh is looking for his very own Kardashian. Is glam 25-year-old Yasmin his match? And will waxing entrepreneur Sherie's Marilyn Monroe dress be a hit with Richard? (S14 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:15 - 02:20

Can a self-confessed party animal who's looking for someone wild, a disco dancer, an ex-Playboy bunny and a biker daredevil find love in the First Dates restaurant? (S15 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 02:20 - 03:15

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch: Banged Up: Stars Behind Bars, Planet Earth, Bake Off, Culprits, The Curse of Robert the Doll and much more. (S22 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 03:15 - 04:10

The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, Survivor, 007: Road to a Million, The Good Ship Murder, Shoplifters: Caught Red Handed, and ITV News (cabinet reshuffle). (S22 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 04:10 - 05:00

Mama Maria: Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's become stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:00 - 06:00

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon is in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4/16) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:15

In emotional scenes, Frankie and JJ each take to the stand in JJ's trial, before the jury return their verdict. Elsewhere, the truth about Rex is revealed, and there's a new couple in town. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 07:15 - 08:15

Sam has £13k to spend on his perfect pixie wedding to his love, Luanne. Will sensible Luanne, who dreams of a traditional service, appreciate his outlandish scheme? [S]

Tomorrow 08:15 - 09:20

Elle has her heart set on a classy wedding at Liverpool's iconic Liver Building. But Phil plans a big day to go down in history. Will his scheme turn out to be a wreck? [S]

Tomorrow 09:20 - 10:25

Levanti's: Gordon visits Pennsylvania, where he meets siblings whose inability to work together is risking their father's life savings at his Italian restaurant, Levanti's. (S6 Ep8/16) [S]

Tomorrow 10:25 - 11:25

Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room: In California, Gordon visits Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room, where he tries to mend relationships between the owner, his wife and their children. (S6 Ep9/16) [S]

Tomorrow 11:25 - 12:25

Nino's: Gordon visits Long Beach in California to save Nino's, a failing Italian restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of eldest son, Nino. (S6 Ep10/16) [S]

Tomorrow 12:25 - 13:25

Mill Street Bistro Part 1: Gordon's in Ohio, for the Mill Street Bistro, where the owner claims that he has the best menu between New York and LA but the diners disagree. (S6 Ep11/16) [S]

Tomorrow 13:25 - 13:55

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:55 - 14:25

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:25 - 14:55

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:55 - 15:25

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette, so he avoids her. Then he realises that he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:25 - 17:30

(1997) Action thriller starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton. The inhabitants of a volcano-side resort unwisely ignore a scientist's warning about its imminent eruption. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

Grift of the Magi: After Bart breaks his coccyx and ends up using a wheelchair, Principal Skinner foolishly hires Fat Tony to build ramps at the school. (S11 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

Brand new series - Now Museum, Now You Don't: New episodes come to E4. Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

Brand new series - Treehouse of Horror XXXI: New episodes come to E4. The annual Simpsons terror-themed trilogy includes the 2020 US election, movie parodies and Lisa's birthday. (S32 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 23:15

(2016) Sci-fi romance starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. Two space travellers face a lifetime alone together after being woken from hibernation 90 years early. With Michael Sheen. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:15 - 00:20

Great Expectations and Rise and Fall are on the box this time. And Wild Isles, Tempting Fortune, Married at First Sight Australia and Dance 100. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 00:20 - 01:20

...Experiment: Liam and Stacey want to fulfil Liam's fantasy of watching Stacey have sex with another man. Alex and Lydie want to spice things up - can they agree on boundaries? (S1 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 01:20 - 02:25

Bi-curious 75-year-old Ian from North Yorkshire is looking for the perfect partner to explore his sexuality with, and 30-year-old waiter Kerry wants an experimental man. (S8 Ep4/5) [AD,S]

Monday 02:25 - 03:20

An American beauty queen and PhD student seeks an English gent who isn't put off by brains or beauty. And Shannen is ready to love again after losing her husband to cancer. (S15 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 03:20 - 04:05

Barefoot Bob's: Gordon visits Barefoot Bob's beachside restaurant in Massachusetts, where husband and wife Marc and Lisa struggle to attract customers during the winter months. (S6 Ep5/16) [S,SL]

Monday 04:05 - 04:30

The Party: Manny and Luke babysit Lily so that Claire and Gloria can visit a spa and Phil and Mitch can go to the movies. (S7 Ep18) [S]

Monday 04:30 - 06:00

In emotional scenes, Frankie and JJ each take to the stand in JJ's trial, before the jury return their verdict. Elsewhere, the truth about Rex is revealed, and there's a new couple in town. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 06:00 - 06:30

JJ takes the stand as the trial continues. The truth of what Rex is involved in is revealed. And when Tony is left without a chef, fate helps to restore what's meant to be. [AD,S]

Monday 06:30 - 06:55

The jury return their verdict. A resident's sudden disappearance has people asking questions. There's a shock new couple in town. And a villager comes out of retirement. [AD,S]

Monday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring the effects of dental anaesthetics. [S]

Monday 07:00 - 08:00

It's Pastry Day and the last chance for the bakers to win a place in Finals Week. Whose choux musicals scene gets a standing ovation and who's had their final curtain call? (S10 Ep10/15) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 08:00 - 08:30

The Audit: One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Monday 08:30 - 09:00

Serve & Protect: A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac: Sheldon is determined to be proved right when a NASA official comes to school and dismisses one of his scientific suggestions. (S1 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run: The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

The Monopolar Expedition: Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard is offered the opportunity to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8/24) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine: A disappointing lack of success in a science fair competition sends Sheldon's life in a new direction. (S1 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo: When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

The Cover-Up: Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies... (S7 Ep16) [S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

The Daughter Also Rises: Lisa meets an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Hofstadter Insufficiency: Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

As concern for Dilly grows, Sienna heads to the police station with some information. Freddie is determined to protect his wife, and Grace will do whatever it takes to cover her tracks. [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]

Monday 20:00 - 20:30

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:30 - 21:00

The Serfsons: In a fantasy world, the peasant Simpsons struggle with Marge's mother's illness. And Lisa's magic powers lead to her capture. (S29 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates, and BBC News. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News (Trump). (S21 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 23:05 - 00:10

Sian, who's 24, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. And 33-year-old fashion entrepreneur Tansel is after a woman to settle down with. (S8 Ep5/5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:10 - 01:15

Jessica, who's 28, is looking for a James Corden doppelganger. Dottie, who's 71, goes on her first date in 51 years. Single mum Keely meets smart-dressed market trader Ben. (S13 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:15 - 02:20

On the celebs' TVs this time: Countdown, Sex in Lockdown, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, Scarface, Us, First Dates, and BBC News. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 02:20 - 03:10

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News (Trump). (S21 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 03:10 - 04:05

Fashion student Aliya meets well-dressed Jaedon, who also believes in aliens. And multilingual Alex is yet to master the language of love. Can Nico teach her? (S2 Ep2/6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:05 - 04:30

The Big House Part 1: Adjusting to life behind bars, Peralta bonds with a cellmate and is forced to join a prison gang, while Diaz puts her visitors to the test. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:30 - 06:00

Revisit: Gordon revisits Café Hon in Baltimore, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in New Jersey, to find out whether the owners have taken his advice on board. (S6 Ep6/16) [S,SL]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30

The jury return their verdict. A resident's sudden disappearance has people asking questions. There's a shock new couple in town. And a villager comes out of retirement. [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55

As concern for Dilly grows, Sienna heads to the police station with some information. Freddie is determined to protect his wife, and Grace will do whatever it takes to cover her tracks. [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00

It's Finals Week and the best young bakers from both heats take on plant-based pies and edible terrariums depicting the world 100 years in the future. (S10 Ep11/15) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30

The Last Ride: Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00

Moo Moo: Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair: In an attempt to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the space shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia: George Sr asks Sheldon to help Georgie revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour, and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Santa Simulation: Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside: When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple: Sheldon feels academically unchallenged at school, so he audits a college class taught by his pen pal, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Express Yourself: Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation. (S7 Ep17) [S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19) [S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt, designed to test the friends' scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Raiders Minimization: Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Grace Black is back, and she knows who and what she wants... Meanwhile, Sienna worries how far Jez will go to hide the truth, and she reminds one resident what they should be focusing on. [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30

Springfield Splendor: Lisa and Marge team up on a graphic novel that becomes a musical. But Marge takes all the credit... (S29 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00

Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05

This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05

It's Valentine's Day at the First Dates restaurant. Beauty queen Sophie meets cheeky-chappy Bailey, while 59-year-old Rachel has her first date with a woman, blonde bombshell Debs. [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10

The dating show that dares to bare all. Sex toy tester Hayley wants the perfect partner to get her buzzing. Tree surgeon Dmitri is after the one, but is in for a big shock. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:10 - 02:10

The celebrities watch: This Morning, Dating Around, Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Hostile Planet, Big Brother: Best Shows Ever, EastEnders and The Repair Shop. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 02:10 - 03:10

This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 03:10 - 03:35

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:35 - 04:05

The Serfsons: In a fantasy world, the peasant Simpsons struggle with Marge's mother's illness. And Lisa's magic powers lead to her capture. (S29 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:05 - 04:30

The Big House Part 2: Peralta is trapped by divided loyalties after the warden persuades him to investigate prison gang leader Romero's drug smuggling operation. (S5 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:30 - 06:00

Olde Hitching Post: Gordon visits the historic Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter but refuses to let her run it. (S6 Ep7/16) [S,SL]

Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30

As concern for Dilly grows, Sienna heads to the police station with some information. Freddie is determined to protect his wife, and Grace will do whatever it takes to cover her tracks. [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:30 - 07:00

Grace Black is back, and she knows who and what she wants... Meanwhile, Sienna worries how far Jez will go to hide the truth, and she reminds one resident what they should be focusing on. [AD,S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00

Finals Week continues with our first ever History Day, as the bakers take on a time travel Technical and depict their most magnificent moment in history, in biscuit form. (S10 Ep12/15) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30

Cop-Con: The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00

Chasing Amy: Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo: When Sheldon gets the chance to attend a school for gifted children in Dallas, his family struggle to cope. (S1 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers: A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons & Dragons with Tam and Billy. (S1 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India, so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Due to a childhood snub, Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish: A neighbourhood feud erupts between the Coopers and the Sparks family when the Sparks' new dog terrorises Sheldon. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor, Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21) [S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Workplace Proximity: Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that it will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Proton Displacement: Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

The McQueens rally around Mercedes, while Vicky wants to keep a special moment with Robbie a secret for a little longer. [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30

Treehouse of Horror XXVIII: The Simpsons become Halloween candy, Maggie needs an exorcism, and Homer discovers the most delicious food of all. (S29 Ep4/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00

Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

The celebrities watch 127 Hours, Planet Earth II, Cape Fear, This Morning on public toilets, EastEnders, Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, and BBC News on beaches. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory and BBC News (nurses strikes). (S21 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:05 - 00:10

Tory Jessie is far from conservative when it comes to talking about sex and politics. How will she get on with journalist Josh? Ex-roadie Winston meets glam gran Donna. (S16 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:10 - 01:15

Nameya is after both beauty and brains: will she find her perfect package in a sexy guy or her first ever girlfriend? Dan loves a fairy-tale, but she's yet to find her leading man. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:15 - 02:15

The celebrities watch 127 Hours, Planet Earth II, Cape Fear, This Morning on public toilets, EastEnders, Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad, and BBC News on beaches. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 02:15 - 03:10

The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory and BBC News (nurses strikes). (S21 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 03:10 - 03:35

Treehouse of Horror XXVIII: The Simpsons become Halloween candy, Maggie needs an exorcism, and Homer discovers the most delicious food of all. (S29 Ep4/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:35 - 04:00

The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be: After the ancient Springfield monorail runs amok, Marge becomes mayor and vows to put out the long-burning tyre fire. (S29 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:00 - 04:30

Kicks: Officially back at the precinct, Peralta looks for a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Diaz thinks Pimento is cheating on her. (S5 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:30 - 06:00

Levanti's: Gordon visits Pennsylvania, where he meets siblings whose inability to work together is risking their father's life savings at his Italian restaurant, Levanti's. (S6 Ep8/16) [S,SL]

Thursday 06:00 - 06:30

Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [S]

Thursday 06:30 - 06:55

Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [S]

Thursday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Thursday 07:00 - 08:00

Finals Week continues with Sports Day. Who'll ace Rav's tennis-themed Technical? And who'll smash it in the Showstopper as they create cakes depicting their favourite sports? (S10 Ep13/15) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 08:00 - 08:30

Your Honor: Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre. (S4 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:30 - 09:00

The Slaughterhouse: Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases. (S4 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer: Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between his parents over the family finances. (S1 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek: Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

The Cornhusker Vortex: Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football so that he can try to fit in with Penny's friends. And Raj and Sheldon have a kite-fighting contest. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

The Guitarist Amplification: Sheldon is annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

Clean for a Day: Before Claire officially takes over Jay's business, she decides she must get the house in order and make the family clean out the clutter. (S7 Ep12) [S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels: Sheldon dismantles the fridge to stop it making an annoying humming noise but must pay for the damage he has done. (S2 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22) [S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

A Tale of Three Cities: There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico. (S8 Ep1) [S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Itchy Brain Simulation: Leonard worries that Sheldon will overreact when he confesses that he failed to return a DVD to the rental shop seven years earlier. (S7 Ep8/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Thanksgiving Decoupling: Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

Brand new series - Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [S]

Thursday 20:00 - 20:30

The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be: After the ancient Springfield monorail runs amok, Marge becomes mayor and vows to put out the long-burning tyre fire. (S29 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:30 - 21:00

Singin' in the Lane: Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament. (S29 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

What do Britain's best-loved famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back, Celebrity MasterChef, The Supervet, Grease, and Thelma & Louise? (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:05

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:05 - 00:10

Double-divorcee and 'hopeless romantic' Ian hopes it's third-time lucky with Amy. Scientist Gerald meets 'free spirit' Lisa. And will nervous Danny regret his five pre-date pints? (S16 Ep2) [AD,S]

Friday 00:10 - 00:40

Auto Erotic Assimilation: On one of their jaunts, Rick, Morty and Summer encounter a spaceship that has been attacked and taken over by an assimilating hive mind named Unity. (S2 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Friday 00:40 - 01:00

(adult swim) Brand new series - The Bard's Curse: Mike's contacted by a Shakespeare director who's sure his Macbeth production is being tormented due to the 'Bard's curse'. (S2 Ep17) [S]

Friday 01:00 - 01:15

(adult swim) Brand new series - Save Me!: Yung joins a Christian youth group and befriends a boy who joins in with the team's latest case. (S2 Ep18) [S]

Friday 01:15 - 02:20

Oliver, who has Tourette's syndrome, hopes to bag his first ever girlfriend. Claire, who's usually surrounded by builders, wants to lay the foundations of a dream relationship. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Friday 02:20 - 03:10

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 03:10 - 03:35

Brand new series - Treehouse of Horror XXXI: The annual Simpsons terror-themed trilogy includes the 2020 US election, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse parady and Lisa's birthday. (S32 Ep4) [AD,S]

Friday 03:35 - 04:00

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Friday 04:00 - 04:25

HalloVeen: The precinct embarks on its fifth annual Halloween Heist. Everybody has a plan, no one is safe, and relationships and friendships are sorely tested. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Friday 04:25 - 06:00

Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room: In California, Gordon visits Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room, where he tries to mend relationships between the owner, his wife and their children. (S6 Ep9/16) [S,SL]

Friday 06:00 - 06:30

Game Changer: Mitchell decides to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in a neighbour's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess. (S1 Ep19) [S]

Friday 06:30 - 06:55

Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [S]

Friday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Friday 07:00 - 08:00

The semi-finalists pay homage to the ultimate grown-up baking icon and bake luxurious 'grown-up for a day' pies. (S10 Ep14/15) [AD,S,SL]

Friday 08:00 - 08:30

The Bank Job: Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Friday 08:30 - 09:00

Crime & Punishment: When Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit, it's up to the other members of the Nine-Nine to save them from jail. (S4 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Friday 09:00 - 09:30

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey: When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Friday 09:30 - 10:00

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman: Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 10:00 - 10:30

The Adhesive Duck Deficiency: Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]

Friday 10:30 - 11:00

The Vengeance Formulation: Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette, so he avoids her. Then he realises that he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]

Friday 11:00 - 11:30

Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [S]

Friday 11:30 - 12:00

The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [S]

Friday 12:00 - 12:30

A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [S]

Friday 12:30 - 13:00

The Tenure Turbulence: Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all compete for the same vacancy at the university. (S6 Ep20/24) [AD,S]

Friday 13:00 - 13:30

The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Friday 13:30 - 14:00

The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Friday 14:00 - 14:30

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron: When Sheldon's mentor Dr John Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. (S2 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Friday 14:30 - 15:00

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens: When Mary's usually robust religious faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally. (S2 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Friday 15:00 - 15:30

A Stereotypical Day: Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours. (S8 Ep2) [S]

Friday 15:30 - 16:00

Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3) [S]

Friday 16:00 - 16:30

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Friday 16:30 - 17:00

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Friday 17:00 - 17:30

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) [AD,S]

Friday 17:30 - 18:00

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) [AD,S]

Friday 18:00 - 18:30

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) [AD,S]

Friday 18:30 - 19:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Friday 19:00 - 19:30

The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Friday 19:30 - 20:00

A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [S]

Friday 20:00 - 20:30

Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Friday 20:30 - 21:00

Gone Boy: Bart falls into an old top-secret underground military installation in the woods. (S29 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Friday 21:00 - 22:00

For Stand Up To Cancer, celebs including Graham Norton, Michael Sheen, Aisling Bea and Anna Lundberg watch Squid Game, The Mating Game, and Sex Actually with Alice Levine. (S18 Ep5) [AD,S]

Friday 22:00 - 00:20

(2016) Sci-fi romance starring Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt. Two space travellers face a lifetime alone together after being woken from hibernation 90 years early. With Michael Sheen. [AD,S]