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Today 14:30 - 15:00

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult: Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favourite TV show. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 15:30

Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's Halloween party looks bad. The Dunphys decide it needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion and some adult supervision... (S8 Ep5) [S]

Today 15:30 - 16:00

Grab It!: Jay's favourite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. And Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices. (S8 Ep6) [S]

Today 16:00 - 16:30

A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

Mr Spritz Goes to Washington: Krusty wreaks havoc on the political system after the Simpsons help him to get elected. (S14 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

On the box this time: Coronation Street, Love Island, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Starstruck, Cheat, Dancing on Ice, and Catfish UK. (S21 Ep2) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:05

Romcom fanatic Becky meets blue-eyed chef Leigh, but is he more interested in the Manchester United score than their date? (S12 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 23:05 - 00:10

The top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall and Naked and Afraid. (S21 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:10 - 00:40

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:10

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:10 - 01:40

Brand new series - The CuRicksous Case of Bethjamin Button: Beth and Space Beth get nostalgic. (S8 Ep6/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:00

[adult swim] Brand new series - The Gift: The adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself) continues. The team help a man find an anniversary gift for his wife. (S3 Ep18) [S]

Tomorrow 02:00 - 02:15

[adult swim] Brand new series - Real B****es of Newport Beach: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson. Tune in to a show about authentic wives who live in a wealthy community. (S3 Ep19) [S]

Tomorrow 02:15 - 02:35

The Overmining: Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big case that is proving problematic. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:00

Captain Latvia: Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:00 - 03:25

A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:25 - 04:15

Brand new series - Chain of Command-ment: The crew head into their final charter determined to finish strong. A relationship heats up, and drama peaks when Aesha calls out a stew. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:15 - 05:05

Revisit 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Mojito, The Junction (formerly Flamangos) and Bazzini - to check in with the owners. Is he pleased with their progress? (S4 Ep13/13) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:05 - 05:30

The William Penn Years: Adam makes an inspirational video about a football game against William Penn's rival. Beverly and Murray try to buy a neighbour's house. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:30 - 06:00

The Overmining: Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big case that is proving problematic. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30

The Long Honeymoon: Summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house with Alex away and the family getting along. But when Alex returns home, the atmosphere immediately changes. (S6 Ep1) [S]

Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55

Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [S]

Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00

Luigi's: Gordon Ramsay travels to Orange County, Southern California, to try to save Italian restaurant Luigi's from disaster. (S5 Ep5/17) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00

Park's Edge: In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6/17) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

Large Marge: Marge accidentally gets breast implants after mistakenly thinking that Homer was flirting with two businesswomen while he was building houses for the homeless. (S14 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

Helter Skelter: The Simpsons' house must be fumigated after a hockey player gives Lisa his termite-infested stick. The only place they can find to live is in a reality TV show. (S14 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha: Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. And the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle: Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30

Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19) [S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00

Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30

Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

The Veracity Elasticity: Leonard is upset when he finds out that Penny has been moving his collectables out of Sheldon's old room and into storage behind his back. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

The Brain Bowl Incubation: Sheldon tries to convince Amy that they should procreate. Raj feels embarrassed about what the new woman in his life does for a living. (S10 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The Geology Elevation: Sheldon can't contain his jealousy when he hears that his university colleague, Bert the geologist, has won a prestigious fellowship. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal: Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Missy is caught between two friends. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler: Mandy gets a new job opportunity. Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Georgie takes his daughter to work. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Thanksgiving Jamboree: Phil spares no expense on a Thanksgiving jamboree. And Hayley has to tell her dad that she'd rather spend the holidays with her boyfriend. (S8 Ep7) [S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

The Alliance: Hayley's plan for a fun-filled girls' day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter may be more angst-filled than expected. And Luke finds himself in a compromising position. (S8 Ep8) [S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

C.E.D'oh: Mr Burns signs the nuclear power plant over to Homer after Homer goes on a course and takes advantage of the fact that Burns has a canary named as its legal owner. (S14 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky: Lisa petitions Mayor Quimby to end Springfield's light pollution problem, which leads to unexpected problems... (S14 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Cognition Regeneration: Leonard isn't happy when he finds out that Penny is considering accepting a job offer from her ex-boyfriend Zack. (S10 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Gyroscopic Collapse: Amy is offered a fellowship at Princeton, Raj makes new living arrangements, and the guys' gyroscope project spins out of control. (S10 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Happily Ever Aft: Season finale. The crew band together to ensure that Captain Sandy's proposal goes off without a hitch, but unexpected challenges arise. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 23:15

(2018) Action comedy starring Mila Kunis and Kate McKinnon. Two friends become embroiled in espionage after one of them gets dumped by a man she didn't even know was a spy. Surprise! [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:15 - 00:20

Married couple Abbie and Charlie are missing one thing from their family: a woman to turn them into a throuple. And glamour puss Chrissie is looking for husband number four. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:20 - 00:50

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:50 - 01:20

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:20 - 01:50

The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:50 - 02:20

The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:20 - 02:45

An Itch Like No Other: Barry's poison ivy causes problems for Erica and Geoff. And having Mr Glascott living next door presents a challenge for the whole family. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:45 - 03:10

The Hunt for the Great Albino Pumpkin: Adam is tired of Halloween. Barry and Joanne meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:10 - 03:35

Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:35 - 04:25

Brand new series - Happily Ever Aft: Season finale. The crew band together to ensure that Captain Sandy's proposal goes off without a hitch, but unexpected challenges arise. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:25 - 05:20

Blackberry's: Gordon visits New Jersey to save floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's. Owner Shelley doesn't want to hear his advice, but then Gordon finds a dead mouse. (S5 Ep1/17) [S,SL]

Saturday 05:20 - 06:00

The Fugitive (Part 1/2): When a prison van crashes, a mass escape of convicts takes place and the entire squad must go on a manhunt to track them down. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:30

The Fugitive (Part 2/2): Only one escaped prisoner remains on the loose but Peralta is forced to enlist a surprising ally in order to apprehend him. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:30 - 07:00

The Scrunchie Rule: Beverly nurses Coach Mellor back to health after a slip-up with rope-climbing equipment. Erica and her roommate begin to annoy each other. (S5 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:30

Colors: Barry enlists his friends' help so he can break up Beverly's social group to get more of her attention. Adam attempts to trick Murray into loving the theatre. (S5 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:30 - 07:55

MTV Spring Break: Hoping to enjoy a genuine spring break experience, Erica and Barry pay a visit to Pops in Florida, but the jaunt isn't what they expected. (S5 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:55 - 08:25

Flashy Little Flashdancer: Beverly takes up dancing. The kids are not impressed. Adam attempts to act cooler than Emmy's handsome new date. (S5 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:25 - 08:55

The Opportunity of a Lifetime: Barry gets the chance to throw the first pitch at a Phillies baseball game. Erica makes an important decision about her future. (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:55 - 09:55

Leone's: Rose built her Italian restaurant in New Jersey into a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. Can Gordon save it? (S5 Ep2/17) [S]

Saturday 09:55 - 10:55

The Burger Kitchen Part 1: In the first half of a two-part Nightmare, Gordon tries to save a burger joint in LA, run by a dysfunctional family in a state of constant conflict. (S5 Ep3/17) [S]

Saturday 10:55 - 11:55

The Burger Kitchen Part 2: In the second half of a two-part Nightmare in LA, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4/17) [S]

Saturday 11:55 - 12:25

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:25 - 12:50

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 12:50 - 13:20

The Nerdvana Annihilation: Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:20 - 13:50

The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 13:50 - 14:20

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:20 - 17:30

(2014) Mark Wahlberg stars in part four of the sci-fi action saga. The US has banned co-operation with Autobot and Decepticon aliens. But some have their own agenda. [AD,S]

Saturday 17:30 - 18:00

Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:00 - 18:30

Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:30 - 19:00

The Girl Who Slept Too Little: Lisa becomes plagued by nightmares when the council move the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house. (S17 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:00 - 19:30

Milhouse of Sand and Fog: Milhouse is annoyed when his parents get back together. Homer catches chicken pox. (S17 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:30 - 20:00

Treehouse of Horror XVI: Bart falls into a coma and is replaced by a well-behaved robot. Homer takes part in a deadly TV game show. And Lisa turns into Albert Einstein. (S17 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 22:00

What do our favourite celebs - from Mo Gilligan to Bez - think of our top TV, from Handmaid's Tale to Tiny World, and Matt Hancock apologising - and then resigning - on the News? (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers have been watching Married at First Sight Australia, Pangolin: Kulu's Journey, The Honesty Box, Silence Is Golden and Good Luck To You, Leo Grande. (S25 Ep13) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:05 - 00:05

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Race Across the World, The Piano, I Kissed a Boy and Prue Leith's Cotswold Kitchen? (S25 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:10

The dating hopefuls include a builder who's finally ready for a concrete relationship, a naked bike rider, a pair of gamers, and a man who's been married five times already... (S12 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 01:10 - 02:10

Can Italian restaurateur Giovanni, who's 61, out-charm Fred? Can Jason see past prison officer Tyrone's ADHD? And does barber Chris smell good enough for dental nurse Debbie? (S12 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 02:10 - 03:10

The Goggleboxers have been watching Married at First Sight Australia, Pangolin: Kulu's Journey, The Honesty Box, Silence Is Golden and Good Luck To You, Leo Grande. (S25 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:10 - 04:05

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Race Across the World, The Piano, I Kissed a Boy and Prue Leith's Cotswold Kitchen? (S25 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:05 - 06:00

Save Our Town: Gordon helps three businesses in Ellicott City, Maryland, which suffered flood damage in 2016 and 2018. The job is so huge that Gordon dumps the 24-hour time limit. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Sunday 06:00 - 07:15

Lucas's violent behaviour causes concern, and Dillon's at breaking point. A former resident is behind bars, Rex faces an ultimatum, and Grace wakes from her coma with a shocking revelation. [AD,S]

Sunday 07:15 - 07:25

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Sunday 07:25 - 08:20

Luigi's: Gordon Ramsay travels to Orange County, Southern California, to try to save Italian restaurant Luigi's from disaster. (S5 Ep5/17) [S]

Sunday 08:20 - 09:15

Park's Edge: In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6/17) [S]

Sunday 09:15 - 11:15

Save Our Town: Gordon helps three businesses in Ellicott City, Maryland, which suffered flood damage in 2016 and 2018. The job is so huge that Gordon dumps the 24-hour time limit. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]

Sunday 11:15 - 13:05

(1995) Charming family comedy-drama about a clever little pig who forms a close bond with a farmer and discovers a talent for herding sheep. With James Cromwell. [S]

Sunday 13:05 - 13:35

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Sunday 13:35 - 14:05

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:05 - 14:40

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:40 - 15:10

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:10 - 15:40

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:40 - 18:35

(2011) The third movie in the sci-fi action franchise. The discovery of a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon sparks another battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons. [AD,S]

Sunday 18:35 - 19:00

Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble... (S11 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:00 - 19:30

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:30 - 20:00

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 21:30

Brand new series - Ricker Than Fiction: The new series continues. Rick and Morty take Hollywood. (S8 Ep7/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:30 - 22:00

Brand new series - The CuRicksous Case of Bethjamin Button: Beth and Space Beth get nostalgic. (S8 Ep6/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 22:00 - 00:20

(2019) Action-thriller sequel. Secret agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) goes on the run when he's framed for an attack on the President. Can he clear his name? [AD,S]

Monday 00:20 - 01:25

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World and The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer. (S21 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 01:25 - 02:30

What do the armchair critics make of The Crown; Victoria Derbyshire; The X Factor: Celebrity; The Andrew Marr Show; Panorama: The Prince and the Epstein Scandal; and First Dates? (S14 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 02:30 - 03:25

Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 03:25 - 04:20

On the box this time: The Piano, Married at First Sight Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, Match of the Day - with no commentators - and the News on Gary Lineker. (S21 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 04:20 - 06:00

Lucas's violent behaviour causes concern, and Dillon's at breaking point. A former resident is behind bars, Rex faces an ultimatum, and Grace wakes from her coma with a shocking revelation. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 06:00 - 06:30

A shocking call reveals that a former resident is behind bars, while Rex faces a chilling ultimatum. Dillon takes courageous steps. And will a secret fling come to light? [AD,S]

Monday 06:30 - 06:55

Grace wakes from her coma with a shocking revelation. Tony hosts a wine-tasting at The Hutch, where Marie senses a secret in the room... And someone's about to be exposed. [AD,S]

Monday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 07:00 - 08:00

The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret. (S5 Ep7/17) [S,SL]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8/17) [S,SL]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting: Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest: Sheldon learns that the university is building a database without him. Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21) [S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22) [S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Sleeper: When Phil fails to stay home and wait for the repairman, he tells an elaborate lie to hide the truth from Claire, but the stress is more than he can take. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The Property Division Collision: Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny attempt to divide up all their possessions. It doesn't go well. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted when Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat: The gambling room gets broken into. Sheldon wants to study abroad. And Missy makes a new friend. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet: Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

Snow Ball: Manny and Luke organise the school's lavish winter dance but end up in over their heads due to a texting error. Can they fix it before the end of the night? (S8 Ep9) [S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

Ringmaster Keifth: Cam tries to make up for his Thanksgiving debacle by hosting a New Year feast. And Phil's not sure how to feel about his dad dating his childhood babysitter. (S8 Ep10) [S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

Three Gays of the Condo: After realising that Marge only married him because she was pregnant with Bart, Homer moves out and ends up sharing an apartment with two gay men. (S14 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and gives him an answer to his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Relaxation Integration: Amy tries to convince Sheldon that he has a more laid-back side. Raj and Stuart compete to woo Bernadette's new colleague Ruchi. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

Clare's sinister plan unravels when a daring escape throws everything into chaos. Cleo's baby news sparks tension and rifts. And a bombshell from the past stops Grace in her tracks. [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble... (S11 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - New Capt, New Rules: Captain Kerry Titheradge takes control of the 197-foot St David as he greets his crew - faces old and new - off the coast of Grenada. (S11 Ep1/17) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

On the box this time: The Piano, Married at First Sight Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, Match of the Day - with no commentators - and the News on Gary Lineker. (S21 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:05

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World and The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer. (S21 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 23:05 - 00:05

PR exec Claudia, who's 26, looks for a date who won't give her the ick. And 71-year-old music producer Barry dates a former member of a pop group. (S13 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 00:35

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:35 - 01:05

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:05 - 01:35

The Audit: One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:35 - 02:05

Serve & Protect: A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:05 - 02:30

The Rose-Kissy Thing: Beverly encourages Principal Ball to establish a non-athlete Senior Night. Erica struggles to appoint a pre-wedding 'fun captain'. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:30 - 02:55

A Light Thanksgiving Nosh: When Beverly learns that Linda Schwartz will host Thanksgiving, she becomes concerned that her role as family hostess is threatened. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:55 - 03:20

Sleeper: When Phil fails to stay home and wait for the repairman, he tells an elaborate lie to hide the truth from Claire, but the stress is more than he can take. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:20 - 04:10

Brand new series - New Capt, New Rules: Captain Kerry Titheradge takes control of the 197-foot St David as he greets his crew - faces old and new - off the coast of Grenada. (S11 Ep1/17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:10 - 05:00

The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret. (S5 Ep7/17) [S,SL]

Tuesday 05:00 - 05:25

The Audit: One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 05:25 - 06:00

Serve & Protect: A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30

Grace wakes from her coma with a shocking revelation. Tony hosts a wine-tasting at The Hutch, where Marie senses a secret in the room... And someone's about to be exposed. [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55

Clare's sinister plan unravels when a daring escape throws everything into chaos. Cleo's baby news sparks tension and rifts. And a bombshell from the past stops Grace in her tracks. [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9/17) [S,SL]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Michon's: Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep11/17) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Dad Who Knew Too Little: Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa for a crime. (S14 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

Pray Anything: Jealous of Flanders' lifestyle, Homer starts to pray for material possessions, but things get out of hand when he asks for a bigger house and gets the church. (S14 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter: Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters: Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

A Tale of Three Cities: There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico. (S8 Ep1) [S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

A Stereotypical Day: Jay goes out of his way to make a good impression on the new neighbours. (S8 Ep2) [S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

Message Received: Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Romance Recalibration: Penny thinks that Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship, so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Emotion Detection Automation: Sheldon tests a new invention after hearing that it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Locomotion Reverberation: Leonard and Howard distract Sheldon with a trip to a historic railway when he slows their progress on the guidance system. (S10 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring: Sheldon and Mary visit Germany. The rest of the Cooper family brave a tornado heading straight for Medford. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree: In the first episode of the final series, news of the tornado reaches Sheldon and Mary in Germany. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Sarge & Pea: Cam is incensed when a rude parent robs him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. Jay, Claire and Mitch unexpectedly run into Dede at a family wedding. (S8 Ep11) [S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Do You Believe in Magic? Worried that his romance with Claire is fizzling out, Phil calls upon his alter ego, Clive Bixby, to get Valentines Day back on track. (S8 Ep12) [S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Explosion Implosion: Howard and Sheldon bond on a trip to the desert to launch a model rocket. Leonard is annoyed when his mother befriends Penny. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Collaboration Contamination: Sheldon and Raj ask Bernadette for advice about their jealousy when Amy and Howard decide to collaborate on a new project. (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Proton Regeneration: Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton as they compete for the role of the new Professor Proton when the TV series has a reboot. (S11 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Marie's meddling drives a wedge between Cleo and Sienna, while Jez's surprise return raises eyebrows. Emotions run high for Clare and Grace, and sparks fly between Frankie and Jacob. [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Pier Pressure: Fraser deals with escalating tension. Jared makes a mistake. And Captain Kerry docks St David for the first time, but will it end in disaster? (S11 Ep2/17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Great Expectations and Rise and Fall are on the box this time. And Wild Isles, Tempting Fortune, Married at First Sight Australia and Dance 100. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News (Trump). (S21 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:05 - 00:10

Gym-bunny James arrives for his date with his mum in tow. Fiona and Craig bond over shared life experiences. Can supernatural fiction writer Tracey lift Sairaphina's spirits? (S13 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:10 - 00:40

The Nerdvana Annihilation: Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:40 - 01:10

The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:10 - 01:40

The Last Ride: Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 01:40 - 02:10

Moo Moo: Jeffords aims to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:10 - 02:35

Tennis People: Adam's accepted into NYU, but his excitement is diminished when he finds out that Brea has a place at a school far away. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:35 - 03:00

You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times: Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his efforts to court Joanne. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:00 - 03:25

Message Received: Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone and try something new. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:25 - 04:15

Brand new series - Pier Pressure: Fraser deals with escalating tension. Jared makes a mistake. And Captain Kerry docks St David for the first time, but will it end in disaster? (S11 Ep2/17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:15 - 05:10

Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8/17) [S,SL]

Wednesday 05:10 - 06:00

The Last Ride: Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30

Clare's sinister plan unravels when a daring escape throws everything into chaos. Cleo's baby news sparks tension and rifts. And a bombshell from the past stops Grace in her tracks. [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55

Marie's meddling drives a wedge between Cleo and Sienna, while Jez's surprise return raises eyebrows. Emotions run high for Clare and Grace, and sparks fly between Frankie and Jacob. [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00

Zocalo: Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12/17) [S,SL]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Spin a Yarn: Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13/17) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

Barting Over: Bart moves into a downtown apartment of his own, and befriends famous skateboarder Tony Hawk (guest starring as himself). Also guest starring Blink-182. (S14 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being: The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labour, and Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame: Sheldon confronts the failure of his database, Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents, and Missy feels forgotten. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3) [S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

Weathering Heights: Phil's excited when he's invited on the local news. And his day gets even better when he meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (guest star Nathan Fillion). (S8 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Allowance Evaporation: Amy is furious when she learns that Sheldon has shared intimate details of their relationship with his colleagues. (S10 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Comic-Con Conundrum: Cut off from his father's fortune, Raj appoints Sheldon to organise his finances. Penny considers joining the guys at Comic-Con. (S10 Ep17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Escape Hatch Identification: Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog: Sheldon realises that he's the weakest student in his class, and Meemaw sets out to expand her gambling business. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy: Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back, Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr, and Meemaw and Dale adjust. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

Do It Yourself: Phil's feeling pretty good about himself after a successful DIY project. So he convinces Jay to invest in a property that he's always wanted to develop. (S8 Ep13) [S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

Heavy Is the Head: Will Phil have to rethink his property dream? And Cam has to go to hospital but refuses to have an MRI scan because of a traumatic childhood incident in a well. (S8 Ep14) [S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, but Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Bitcoin Entanglement: Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer shares his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

Sienna throws a pre-wedding party for Jez and John Paul. Liberty battles with jealousy, Mercedes gets a call that changes everything, and Martha's confusion leads to a chilling revelation. [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Breaking Barbie: Fraser urges Barbie to be kinder to Cat. Ben and Sunny balance work and play. Captain Kerry steps in when chef Anthony struggles to keep up. (S11 Ep3/17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

This time, the Goggleboxers watch In with a Shout, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Rise and Fall, Saving Our Wild Isles, Last Woman on Earth, Obsession and Dr. Down Below. (S21 Ep8) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05

Plumber Jamie meets Leigh, who's looking for a guy who's good with his hands. Steampunk fan Joe can't believe his luck when he meets Jess, who used to dress up as a Victorian. (S15 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:05 - 00:10

Self-professed 'crazy camel lady' Sandra is after a mature man to ride off into the sunset with. Pansexual erotic writer Toni-Ann dreams of being the heroine in her own sexy novel. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:10 - 00:40

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:40 - 01:10

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:10 - 01:40

Cop-Con: The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event, usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by asking them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:40 - 02:10

Chasing Amy: Santiago vanishes hours before she is due to take her sergeant's exam. Peralta and Diaz try to locate her and bring her back before it's too late. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:10 - 02:35

Hip-Shaking and Booty-Quaking: Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:35 - 03:05

The Kissing Bandits: When they return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess secrets that could affect the future of their relationship. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:05 - 03:30

The Wedding, Part 1: Mitch and Cam's big day arrives and nothing can ruin it - until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings and puts wedding planner Pepper to the test. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:30 - 04:25

Brand new series - Breaking Barbie: Fraser urges Barbie to be kinder to Cat. Ben and Sunny balance work and play. Captain Kerry steps in when chef Anthony struggles to keep up. (S11 Ep3/17) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:25 - 05:20

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9/17) [S,SL]

Thursday 05:20 - 06:00

A Peck of Familial Love: Geoff and Joanne's Valentine's celebration sets an uncomfortable example for the Goldbergs. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:00 - 06:30

The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [S]

Thursday 06:30 - 06:55

Marco Polo: The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mould. (S6 Ep4) [S]

Thursday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Thursday 07:00 - 08:00

Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10/17) [S,SL]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14/17) [S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

A Star Is Born Again: A famous and sultry movie star (guest star Marisa Tomei) swoops into town with eyes for none other than Ned Flanders, making him the envy of Springfield. (S14 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

Mr Spritz Goes to Washington: Krusty wreaks havoc on the political system after the Simpsons help him to get elected. (S14 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam: Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult: Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favourite TV show. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's Halloween party looks bad. The Dunphys decide it needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion and some adult supervision... (S8 Ep5) [S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

Grab It!: Jay's favourite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. And Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices. (S8 Ep6) [S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

The Wedding, Part 2: Wedding day chaos continues as the party shifts from one contingency plan to another. Guests start getting testy, and Mitchell and Cameron become discouraged. (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Collaboration Fluctuation: Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Recollection Dissipation: Sheldon collaborates on two projects - one with Leonard and Howard, plus another with Amy - pushing himself to the limit. (S10 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Separation Agitation: Howard and Bernadette are upset when they leave Halley at the nursery. Bert the geologist introduces his girlfriend to the gang. (S10 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker: Missy steps up, Mary has a surprise for George, and Sheldon finds his dorm occupied. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy: Sheldon helps his roommate on the stock market, Missy and Billy have a party, and Mary finds a new church. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Finding Fizbo: Cam is enraged when he sees a clip of someone desecrating his beloved Fizbo costume, so he sets out on a quest to restore Fizbo's good name. (S8 Ep15) [S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

Basketball!: Phil's been doing basketball training so that he can redeem himself at the annual charity game. Then NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan turn up... (S8 Ep16) [S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Confidence Erosion: Sheldon and Amy try to use maths to make their wedding planning less stressful. Raj falls out with Howard. (S11 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Celebration Reverberation: Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley. Leonard is stressed by a Christmas letter from his brother. (S11 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends, to work out who should be best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can: Lisa wins a place at the Spellympics National Spelling Bee but discovers that it's not as clean-cut a competition as she thought. (S14 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - It's Always Sunny in Grenada: Conflict is rife as Barbie pushes boundaries, Cat struggles to find her place, and Jared's personal challenges take their toll. (S11 Ep4/17) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

The Goggleboxers have been watching Britain's Got Talent, Scared of the Dark, Obsession, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Inside the Factory and BBC News (nurses strikes). (S21 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:05

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:05 - 00:10

Welsh hairdresser Jess wants a man who's a cut above the rest. Charity shop manager Casey has his dream white wedding all mapped out. But is his date husband material? (S13 Ep6) [AD,S]

Friday 00:10 - 00:40

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Friday 00:40 - 01:10

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]