Today 14:30 - 15:00
The Swedes: Santiago and Jeffords help Gina to prepare for an exam. Peralta and Diaz work with two Swedish detectives on an international jewel theft case. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
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Tue Sep 02
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
The Osbornes are in turmoil following a disappearance. Elsewhere, Froggy is determined to bring his family back together, but not everyone feels the same. [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
Double-divorcee and 'hopeless romantic' Ian hopes it's third time lucky with Amy. Scientist Gerald meets 'free spirit' Lisa. And will nervous Danny regret his five pre-date pints? (S16 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Things get heated between Liv and Louis, a double date doesn't quite go to plan, Jon gets mucky on a pottery date, and is love in the air for Kerry? (S14 Ep14/20) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:05
The shows this time include American Murder: The Family Next Door, Simply Nigella, Top Gear, The Yorkshire Vet, The Savoy, and BBC News on Trump and Covid. (S16 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 23:05 - 00:10
Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wed Sep 03
Tomorrow 00:10 - 00:40
The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:10
The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:10 - 01:40
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:10
Renewal: The squad work together on an important high-stakes case, while simultaneously preparing for Captain Holt and Kevin's wedding vow renewal. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 02:35
The Last Day (Part 1/2): The first part of the finale, where the squad take stock of their eight years together and look towards their future. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:30
Brand new series: Things get heated between Liv and Louis, a double date doesn't quite go to plan, Jon gets mucky on a pottery date, and is love in the air for Kerry? (S14 Ep14/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:30 - 04:25
The shows this time include American Murder: The Family Next Door, Simply Nigella, Top Gear, The Yorkshire Vet, The Savoy, and BBC News on Trump and Covid. (S16 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 04:25 - 04:45
A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster: The family help a broken-hearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Mary takes Sheldon to work for a day. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:45 - 05:10
A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast: Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Georgie yearns for cable TV. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:10 - 06:00
Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30
Ahead of their plea hearing, Clare begs Grace to stick to the plan... Meanwhile, a distraction has devastating consequences for Frankie. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55
The Osbornes are in turmoil following a disappearance. Elsewhere, Froggy is determined to bring his family back together, but not everyone feels the same. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon helps J Willy's in Indiana. He's got his work cut out: most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30
Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than ever before. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00
New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes chaos at the precinct. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30
King Leer: Moe inherits a mattress business from his father, then lands in an all-out war with his siblings. (S29 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00
Lisa Gets the Blues: Lisa gets the yips and Bart is made to dress up and sing as Annie from the musical. They go to New Orleans to recover. (S29 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30
Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes: After Dr Sturgis experiences severe stress, Mary worries that Sheldon is treading a similar path. Georgie makes a discovery. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00
A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30
Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11) [S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00
Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
The Benefactor Factor: A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
The Cohabitation Formulation: Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
The Toast Derivation: Sheldon is surprised and disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
The Prestidigitation Approximation: Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Yippie Kayak: Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
Hostage Situation: Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas: Marge joins a women's group after Homer humiliates her at a party and her old friends shun her. But are her new friends all they seem to be? (S17 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
The Italian Bob: On a trip to Italy to find Mr Burns a new sports car, the Simpsons get stranded in a village where Sideshow Bob reigns as mayor. (S17 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
Man-on-a-mission Darren demands answers from Clare, but will he find himself in hot water? Misbah encourages Diane to visit a struggling Tony, but can she move past what he's done? [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Brother's Little Helper: An experimental ADHD drug improves Bart's behaviour but makes him paranoid: is Major League Baseball using a satellite to read his thoughts? (S11 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
Luxury car seller Sam likes his women 'fast and topless'. Is ex-teacher MJ open to Sam's kinky sex desires? Black belt Keira meets former footballer Max. (S16 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Awks, sparks and brutal truths are on the menu at the last agency brunch. And tension mounts when Mark clashes with the agents and Sam tries to make amends. (S14 Ep15/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics share their views on the biggest shows, including Britain's Got Talent, Made in Chelsea, First Dates and ITV News on one of Trump's rallies. (S16 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:05
Dan puts a broken engagement behind him on a date with personal trainer Jess, whose love life needs a workout. And Burnley carpet salesman Nathan bids to turn over a new leaf. (S19 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thu Sep 04
Thursday 00:05 - 00:35
The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:35 - 01:00
The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:00 - 01:35
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:35 - 02:05
The Last Day (Part 2/2): The second part of the last ever episode, where the squad continue their trip down memory lane in the only way they know how. Did somebody say 'heist'?! (S8 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:05 - 02:30
Return of the King: Peralta and Jeffords are drawn into Gina's complicated new life. Diaz has to deal with a hiking injury. And is Boyle's son a genius? (S6 Ep15/18) [AD,S]
Thursday 02:30 - 03:30
Brand new series: Awks, sparks and brutal truths are on the menu at the last agency brunch. And tension mounts when Mark clashes with the agents and Sam tries to make amends. (S14 Ep15/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:30 - 04:25
Britain's sharpest armchair critics share their views on the biggest shows, including Britain's Got Talent, Made in Chelsea, First Dates and ITV News on one of Trump's rallies. (S16 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 04:25 - 04:45
Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes: After Dr Sturgis experiences severe stress, Mary worries that Sheldon is treading a similar path. Georgie makes a discovery. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:45 - 05:10
A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board: Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Mary helps Pastor Jeff to avoid temptation. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 05:10 - 06:00
Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:30
White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:30 - 06:55
Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 08:00
Fiesta Sunrise: Gordon visits Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, where a cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety. (S2 Ep9) [S,SL]
Thursday 08:00 - 08:30
The Funeral: Another personnel change at the precinct puts Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Meanwhile, Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:30 - 09:00
Boyle's Hunch: Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom: Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip: Sheldon must take a break from science when his new obsession with The Lord of the Rings leads to an unhealthy habit. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Paris: The family head to Paris so that Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry. But his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, haunts him. (S11 Ep13) [S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15) [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
The Zarnecki Incursion: When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The Agreement Dissection: Priya uses her legal expertise to dissect the roommate agreement and put Sheldon in his place, and the girls take Sheldon dancing. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
9 Days: Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
The Cruise: Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer shares his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Homer's Paternity Coot: The Simpsons receive a long-lost letter, which suggests that Homer's biological father is actually British treasure hunter Mason Fairbanks. (S17 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
The Friendship Contraction: After Sheldon keeps him awake all night, an irate Leonard decides he needs to break the roommate agreement, which formally ends their friendship. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
The Vacation Solution: Sheldon helps Amy in her biology lab after he is forced to use up two weeks of holiday, but he is bored by the tasks that she gives him. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
The Rothman Disintegration: Sheldon and Kripke argue over who should get Professor Rothman's vacant corner office. Amy buys Penny some art to celebrate their friendship. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
The Werewolf Transformation: Sheldon's well-organised world is turned upside down when he learns that the barber who has cut his hair for years is ill in hospital. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
The Monkey Suit: Ned is horrified by an evolution exhibition and asks Reverend Lovejoy to promote creationism. So Lisa arranges secret evolution classes... (S17 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
Beauty queen bricklayer Chloe seeks a girl with grand designs for the future. India wants a tall, dark, handsome guy. And financial investigator Sylthea gives her date a grilling. (S16 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Kerry takes Paolo home... for a grilling! Louis dishes out some honest truths. Donna opens up to the agents. Can Mark hit the bullseye with new date Josie? (S14 Ep16/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch This Morning, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, The Yorkshire Vet, First Dates, and BBC News on Trump vs Biden. (S16 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:05
Will Natasha's quick wit give stand-up comedian Mani a run for his money? And is it game over for Nintendo geek Lewis when he reveals his extreme love of gaming to his date? (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]
Fri Sep 05
Friday 00:05 - 00:40
The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 00:40 - 01:05
The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 01:05 - 01:40
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Friday 01:40 - 02:05
Rattlestar Ricklactica: While repairing a flat tyre in outer space, Morty suffers a potentially lethal snake bite that leads to a tricky encounter with a snake civilisation. (S4 Ep5/10) [AD,S]
Friday 02:05 - 02:20
[adult swim] Brand new series - Pilot Error: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). Get to grips with the thrills and chills of sexting in this episode. (S4 Ep14) [S]
Friday 02:20 - 02:35
[adult swim] Brand new series - Shop 'Til You Drop: Adult animated comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). The team go to the grocery store. (S4 Ep15) [S]
Friday 02:35 - 03:25
Brand new series: Kerry takes Paolo home... for a grilling! Louis dishes out some honest truths. Donna opens up to the agents. Can Mark hit the bullseye with new date Josie? (S14 Ep16/20) [AD,S]
Friday 03:25 - 04:20
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch This Morning, Strictly Come Dancing, The Undoing, The Yorkshire Vet, First Dates, and BBC News on Trump vs Biden. (S16 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 04:20 - 04:45
An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom: Meemaw refuses to drive Sheldon to a lecture. Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with his new business venture. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 04:45 - 05:05
Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip: Sheldon must take a break from science when his new obsession with The Lord of the Rings leads to an unhealthy habit. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 05:05 - 06:00
Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Friday 06:00 - 06:30
Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 06:55
Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 08:00
Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S,SL]
Friday 08:00 - 08:30
The Oolong Slayer: Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 08:30 - 09:00
Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned Amazing Detective Slash Genius. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 09:00 - 09:30
Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Friday 09:30 - 10:00
Bonfire of the Manatees: Marge meets a handsome marine biologist (guest star Alec Baldwin). Will he woo her? Can Homer win her back? (S17 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship: Dr Sturgis is discharged from hospital, but after returning home he unexpectedly ends his relationship with Meemaw. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm: A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw struggles after her break-up with Dr Sturgis. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
I'm Going to Miss This: When Mitchell struggles to let go of his old life, Gloria helps him say goodbye. And Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house. (S11 Ep16) [S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
Finale (Part 1/2): Mitchell and Cam settle on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out so they can take control of the house again. (S11 Ep17) [S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to move in with Sheldon after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
The 9-8: Peralta is reunited with his old partner when the Nine-Nine have to host officers from the Nine-Eight precinct because of a flood. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
The Weekend Vortex: Amy is upset when Sheldon breaks his promise to attend her aunt's birthday party in order to join the guys for a Star Wars video game marathon instead. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
The Transporter Malfunction: Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon some Star Trek memorabilia, but she is irked when they refuse to remove the toys from their packaging. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Howard is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, which makes Sheldon envious. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
The Stag Convergence: Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart is held back a year at school and Lisa is moved up into the same class as him. (S14 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
On Valentine's, can Fred and co rustle up some love action for a wedding planner, an ex-politician and a West End actor who's seeking a first boyfriend? (S16 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:55
(2021) Tom Hardy returns as Marvel's gnarly antihero, to face a symbiote spawned from Venom's own blood living inside a serial killer who looks just like Woody Harrelson. Yikes. [AD,S]
Friday 22:55 - 00:00
Psychology student Alesia is tired of dating 'boys' and hopes to meet a real man in the buff. And after 200 dates all over the world, Louise is ready to meet her soulmate. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sat Sep 06
Saturday 00:00 - 01:00
In the Naked Attraction studio, former club rep Chris hopes to meet someone to settle down with. Technophobe Louise wants an old-fashioned gentleman to sweep her off her feet. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:00 - 01:30
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 01:30 - 02:00
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:00 - 02:25
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 02:25 - 02:50
The Party: Manny and Luke babysit Lily so that Claire and Gloria can visit a spa and Phil and Mitch can go to the movies. (S7 Ep18) [S]
Saturday 02:50 - 03:15
The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:15 - 04:10
Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:10 - 04:35
A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship: Dr Sturgis is discharged from hospital, but after returning home he unexpectedly ends his relationship with Meemaw. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:35 - 05:00
A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm: A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Meanwhile, Meemaw struggles after her break-up with Dr Sturgis. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:00 - 05:25
Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 05:25 - 06:00
The 9-8: Peralta is reunited with his old partner when the Nine-Nine have to host officers from the Nine-Eight precinct because of a flood. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:00 - 06:25
Pickleball: Under pressure to beef up his CV, Adam tries out for William Penn's pickleball team. Beverly's determined to give Murray an epic birthday bash. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:25 - 06:55
Game Night: When he connects with the most popular girl in school, Adam turns to the cool new guidance counsellor for advice. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Saturday 06:55 - 07:25
Geoff the Pleaser: Geoff struggles to balance demands from the Jenkintown Posse and Erica. Adam faces a crisis of confidence over his career path. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:25 - 07:55
The Preventa Mode: As Valentine's Day approaches, Barry is shocked when an attractive teaching assistant agrees to go out with him. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Saturday 07:55 - 09:40
Brand new series - What's on the Box?: From SpongeBob to Baywatch, the six teams recreate an instantly recognisable scene from an iconic TV show. But who'll be a ratings flop? (S6 Ep7/12) [AD,S,SL,W]
Saturday 09:40 - 10:40
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 10:40 - 11:40
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S]
Saturday 11:40 - 12:40
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon helps J Willy's in Indiana. He's got his work cut out: most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S]
Saturday 12:40 - 13:10
The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:10 - 13:45
The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:45 - 14:10
The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:10 - 14:45
The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:45 - 15:15
The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:15 - 17:30
(1990) Classic family comedy starring Macaulay Culkin. A boy's parents forget to take him on holiday with them. Then two inept burglars turn up. Can our resourceful young hero outwit them? [AD,S]
Saturday 17:30 - 18:00
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:00 - 18:30
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:30 - 19:00
My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:00 - 19:30
Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 19:30 - 20:00
Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:00 - 20:30
The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 20:30 - 21:00
The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
What do Britain's favourite famous faces think of Bake Off: The Professionals, Noel Edmonds' Kiwi Adventure, Celebrity Puzzling and Olivia Attwood: The Price of Perfection? (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
The Goggleboxers watch Welcome to Wrexham, Love & Death, Animals Up Close with Bertie Gregory, Puzzling with Lucy Worsley, BBC News (escaped prisoner), and My Mum, Your Dad. (S22 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:05
On the 'Box this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Sex Education, Blankety Blank, Bake Off, Celebrity Race Across the World, Love & Death, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, and Ambulance. (S22 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Sun Sep 07
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
A pony groom who likes getting muddy meets a country boy with a 'bit of an edge'. And a 70-year-old joker has a date with a dance-loving 69-year-old who's into 'grinding'. (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 01:10 - 02:10
After a life-threatening illness, Georgina's back on the dating scene and looking for a rugged man. Kate seeks a Viking while Ashley wants a man who can make a deeper connection. (S22 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:05
Chef Woes and Cabin Blows: A potential disaster looms when a near-fatal dish is served. Interior challenges come to a head, with Aesha's team still in disarray. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:05 - 03:55
New Kid on the Dock: The arrival of a new stew brings mixed reactions from the crew. A deckhand is blindsided by bad news from home. Aesha's frustration peaks. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:55 - 04:45
Fourth Stew's a Charm: There's tension when the stew dynamic is shaken up even more. Two deckhands have a heated confrontation, and flirting widens the divide. (S9 Ep15) [AD,S]
Sunday 04:45 - 05:10
Pickleball: Under pressure to beef up his CV, Adam tries out for William Penn's pickleball team. Beverly's determined to give Murray an epic birthday bash. (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:10 - 05:35
Game Night: When he befriends the most popular girl in school, Adam turns to the cool new guidance counsellor for advice. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:35 - 06:00
Geoff the Pleaser: Geoff struggles to balance demands from the Jenkintown Posse and Erica. Adam faces a crisis of confidence over his career path. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Sunday 06:00 - 07:05
Ahead of their plea hearing, Clare begs Grace to stick to the plan. A distraction has devastating consequences for Frankie, leaving the Osbornes in turmoil. And can Diane forgive Tony? [AD,S]
Sunday 07:05 - 08:05
Fiesta Sunrise: Gordon visits Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, where a cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety. (S2 Ep9) [S]
Sunday 08:05 - 09:00
Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S]
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
The Speckerman Recurrence: Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises that she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:00 - 10:30
The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:30 - 11:00
The Recombination Hypothesis: In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:30
The Beta Test Initiation: Leonard and Penny put their relationship through a 'beta test' and report problems with each other as 'bugs'. Sheldon and Amy seek internet fame. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sunday 11:30 - 13:05
Bake Off is back! A fresh batch of bakers take on Cake Week, as they make fiddly fondant fancies and a Signature Swiss roll. Who'll be having their cake and eating it? (S16 Ep1/10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 13:05 - 15:00
(2014) Part-animated action-comedy with Megan Fox. Can four six-foot, super-powered mutant turtles that were once journalist April O'Neil's pets save New York from the Foot Clan? [AD,S]
Sunday 15:00 - 17:20
(1992) Family comedy. Macaulay Culkin ends up in a swish New York hotel while his family are in Miami. But the burglars he defeated before (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) are back... [AD,S]
Sunday 17:20 - 18:35
Brand new series - New Olympic Sport: From jet pack hockey to cake launching, the teams build visual representations of wacky new sports for the Olympics. Who'll win Lego gold? (S6 Ep8/12) [AD,S]
Sunday 18:35 - 19:00
Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 19:00 - 19:30
The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 19:30 - 20:00
The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:00 - 20:30
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger, Simon, and discovers that Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:30 - 21:00
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 23:25
(2020) Action-comedy starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Just when Marcus is planning to retire, a vengeful drug lord's son shoots Mike. Can our dynamic duo beat the cartel? [AD,S]
Sunday 23:25 - 00:30
On the box this time: This Morning, Earth's Magical Kingdom and Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Plus The Mandalorian from Disney+ and the BBC's Prime Ministerial Statement. (S15 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Mon Sep 08
Monday 00:30 - 01:35
Chelsea and George seek a threesome, but will it help Chelsea move past George's sexually adventurous past and infidelity? Jess and Ben host a naked dinner party. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 01:35 - 02:40
At the First Dates restaurant in Bath, no-nonsense Mercedes meets gamer Greg. But will it be game over when Greg hears Mercedes's jaw-dropping revelation? (S21 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:40 - 03:25
Chain of Command-ment: The crew head into their final charter determined to finish strong. A relationship heats up, and drama peaks when Aesha calls out a stew. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 03:25 - 04:10
Happily Ever Aft: Season finale. The crew band together to ensure that Captain Sandy's proposal goes off without a hitch, but unexpected challenges arise. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 04:10 - 04:35
The Preventa Mode: As Valentine's Day approaches, Barry is shocked when an attractive teaching assistant agrees to go out with him. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 04:35 - 06:00
Ahead of their plea hearing, Clare begs Grace to stick to the plan. A distraction has devastating consequences for Frankie, leaving the Osbornes in turmoil. And can Diane forgive Tony? [AD,S,SL]
Monday 06:00 - 06:30
The Osbornes are in turmoil following a disappearance. Elsewhere, Froggy is determined to bring his family back together, but not everyone feels the same. [AD,S]
Monday 06:30 - 06:55
Man-on-a-mission Darren demands answers from Clare, but will he find himself in hot water? Misbah encourages Diane to visit a struggling Tony, but can she move past what he's done? [AD,S]
Monday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 07:00 - 08:00
Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10) [S,SL]
Monday 08:00 - 08:30
The Girl Who Slept Too Little: Lisa becomes plagued by nightmares when the council move the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house. (S17 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Monday 08:30 - 09:00
Milhouse of Sand and Fog: Milhouse is annoyed when his parents get back together. Homer catches chicken pox. (S17 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Monday 09:00 - 09:30
Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting: Sheldon starts the first internet flame war. Meanwhile, Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 09:30 - 10:00
The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's: Hoping to recruit Sheldon, the university offers George Sr a job. Mary is determined to rid her home of greed. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 10:30
The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
Finale (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode, the entire family discover that saying goodbye is much harder than it seems. (S11 Ep18) [S]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
Pilot: The first episode of the Emmy-winning comedy, shot from the perspective of an unseen documentary maker. It's not easy being part of a family these days... (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes to a colleague's wedding as Amy's date. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find him the perfect date. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. But Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Bart Has Two Mommies: Marge babysits Rod and Todd, but Ned overreacts when she lets them play on a climbing wall. Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo. (S17 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he's hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Homer's Enemy: A new power plant employee who's struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
Donny senses that the Osbornes are hiding something. Mercedes turns to Misbah for help. And when a resident discovers a secret relationship, will they keep the truth to themselves? [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
Ex-strongman Matt meets midwife Kat, who has a big story to tell. Will Devon housekeeper Luke's dream of an 'upbeat, fun Latino' come to life in the shape of David from Portugal? (S16 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Sam tries to make it up to Mahan after their last date. Donna dates Lego-loving Mike. And has Liv finally met someone she can take to the end of agency gala? (S14 Ep17/20) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:05
This time on the 'Box, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman (Kim Kardashian), Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, and Good Morning Britain featuring Nigel Farage. (S16 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 23:05 - 00:05
Rebecca loves swimming with sharks. Dominic can't swim, but will he take the plunge with her? And how will musician James react to singer Brocarde's history of paranormal romance? (S23 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tue Sep 09
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
Two more hopeful singletons join Anna Richardson in the Naked Attraction studio, including martial arts instructor Ryan, who was born with cystic fibrosis. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:05 - 01:40
In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:40 - 02:35
TV's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, I'm a Celebrity... A Jungle Story, 24 Hours in Police Custody, Nigella's Cook, Eat, Repeat, and Naked Attraction. (S16 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 02:35 - 03:30
Brand new series: Sam tries to make it up to Mahan after their last date. Donna dates Lego-loving Mike. And has Liv finally met someone she can take to the end of agency gala? (S14 Ep17/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:30 - 04:25
Rebecca loves swimming with sharks. Dominic can't swim, but will he take the plunge with her? And how will musician James react to singer Brocarde's history of paranormal romance? (S23 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 04:25 - 04:50
Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting: Sheldon starts the first internet flame war. Meanwhile, Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:50 - 05:15
The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's: Hoping to recruit Sheldon, the university offers George Sr a job. Mary is determined to rid her home of greed. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:15 - 06:00
I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
Man-on-a-mission Darren demands answers from Clare, but will he find himself in hot water? Misbah encourages Diane to visit a struggling Tony, but can she move past what he's done? [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55
Donny senses that the Osbornes are hiding something. Mercedes turns to Misbah for help. And when a resident discovers a secret relationship, will they keep the truth to themselves? [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00
Casa Roma: Gordon visits Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. Although the bar is a success, the restaurant is failing and has had 20 chefs in two years. (S2 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30
Marge's Son Poisoning: Bart gets picked on at school for riding a tandem with Marge. (S17 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00
See Homer Run: To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. (S17 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken: Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's party. George and Dr Sturgis bond. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib: Sheldon decides to fake an illness to avoid a swimming test at school. Dr Sturgis attempts to spy on Meemaw's new boyfriend. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00
The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
The Bicycle Thief: Phil is determined to help Luke show his mum that he's responsible enough to have the new bike they just got him, but Phil ends up being the irresponsible one. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
Come Fly with Me: Jay reluctantly takes Phil out to fly his new model plane, but a manoeuvre goes awry... (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a woman he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Cheddar: Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Terry Kitties: Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge... (S17 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore: Mr Burns outsources the plant to India and puts Homer in charge of training the workforce. Patty and Selma kidnap a celebrity. (S17 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Holographic Excitation: The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Secret War of Lisa Simpson: Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. (S8 Ep25/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Mercedes crashes Tony's fundraiser, and a struggling Donny turns to alcohol. Elsewhere, while the Osbornes continue to worry and despair about missing Morgan, Frankie receives a message... [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
Kim Kardashian lookalike Becky seeks a 'manly man' who'll love both her and her snake. Is leather-clad Lee the one? And is Sean the settling-down kind of toy boy that Emma wants? (S18 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: Kerry and Paolo drop into the agency for a joint session, Jon introduces Jordan to his bestie bandmate, and Louis and Mark go on their final dates. (S14 Ep18/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05
Boxer Kirsty puts her gloves down to find love. Ambitious Rose meets Hugo, who wears a cravat but has never been on a date. And can Holly kick the habit of falling for bad boys? (S23 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05
Can Naked Attraction help clumsy Stephanie, who never gets a second date, and first-time lesbian Bethany find their perfect matches? (S5 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Wed Sep 10
Wednesday 00:05 - 00:40
Homer's Enemy: A new power plant employee who's struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:40 - 01:50
TV's sharpest armchair critics watch Strictly Come Dancing, I'm a Celebrity... A Jungle Story, 24 Hours in Police Custody, Nigella's Cook, Eat, Repeat, and Naked Attraction. (S16 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]