Today 02:10 - 03:10
Some of Britain's best-loved celebs, including Roman Kemp, Bez and Clare Balding, have been watching Cooking with the Stars, Too Hot to Handle, Jaws and lots of other top TV. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Today 02:10 - 03:10
Some of Britain's best-loved celebs, including Roman Kemp, Bez and Clare Balding, have been watching Cooking with the Stars, Too Hot to Handle, Jaws and lots of other top TV. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Today 03:10 - 04:00
On the box this time: Game of Talents, Line of Duty, Catfish UK: The TV Show, Cher & the Loneliest Elephant, and the News on Prince Philip's funeral. (S17 Ep9) [AD,S,W]
Today 04:00 - 04:30
Best Prom Ever: Marshall and Lily's dream wedding venue becomes free and they set a date for their nuptials. Lily, however, worries that she's not ready to get married. (S1 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Today 04:30 - 04:55
Milk: It's Ted's 28th birthday and he gets a call from the matchmaking service saying they've found his dream woman. Unconvinced, Ted realises that Robin is the one for him. (S1 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Today 04:55 - 05:20
Come On: Barney slaps Ted when he says he wants to pursue Robin. Later, in frustration at Robin's camping trip with Sandy, Ted performs a rain dance to keep her at home. (S1 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Today 05:20 - 06:00
Marco Polo: The Dunphys move into a cramped hotel room while their house is getting treated for mould. (S6 Ep4) [S,W]
Today 06:00 - 08:25
Sienna receives some news that changes everything. Romeo and Peri seek an important blessing for their relationship. Camilla leaves Nadira a warning about the Harcourts. [AD,S]
Today 08:25 - 10:05
(2020) Festive romance. A schoolteacher is hired to renovate an old carousel with a handsome prince in time for Christmas. Might love start to blossom? [S]
Today 10:05 - 10:30
A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities: Sheldon is caught in a moral dilemma when he's offered a bootleg copy of a computer game that he can't afford. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Today 10:30 - 10:55
A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips: Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 10:55 - 11:25
A Black Hole: The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr Sturgis comes over for dinner. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]
Today 11:25 - 11:55
The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics: In the series finale, Missy's first heartbreak triggers events that lead the Cooper family to the brink. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 11:55 - 12:25
One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires: In the fifth series premiere, Sheldon and Missy run away from home, while Mary gets some upsetting news about George. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 12:25 - 12:55
The Monetary Insufficiency: Sheldon goes to Las Vegas to try to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy shopping for a wedding dress. (S11 Ep22/24) [AD,S]
Today 12:55 - 13:25
The Sibling Realignment: When Sheldon finds out that his mum won't come to his wedding unless he invites his brother Georgie, he and Leonard head to Texas. (S11 Ep23/24) [AD,S]
Today 13:25 - 13:55
The Bow Tie Asymmetry: Everyone is focused on making sure that the arrangements for Amy and Sheldon's big day go according to plan - except the bride and groom. (S11 Ep24/24) [AD,S]
Today 13:55 - 14:25
The Conjugal Configuration: Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground, while Penny and Leonard discover that they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents. (S12 Ep1/24) [AD,S]
Today 14:25 - 14:50
The Wedding Gift Wormhole: A stressed Sheldon and Amy struggle to work out what the 'perfect gift' is that Leonard and Penny gave them on their wedding day. (S12 Ep2/24) [AD,S]
Today 14:50 - 16:50
(1988) Comedy. Bill Murray stars in this take on Dickens' classic as a misanthropic TV executive whose life is turned around by three very different Christmas ghosts. With Carol Kane. [AD,S]
Today 16:50 - 18:05
Noel, Sandi, Prue and Paul welcome the cast of Derry Girls to the festive tent as they compete for Star Baker and see in the New Year with the London Community Gospel Choir. [AD,S]
Today 18:05 - 21:00
(2017) Mark Wahlberg stars in part five of the sci-fi action saga. Earth faces a grave threat from big metal aliens. Can an old Transformer's talisman save humanity? Violence. [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:50
(2011) Outrageous comedy. Can a teacher (Cameron Diaz) raise enough cash to pay for surgical enhancements so that she can seduce a colleague (Justin Timberlake)? Sex/drugs/strong language. [AD,S]
Today 22:50 - 23:55
Cathy wants to settle down and have kids. Adam, who's 24, hates online dating. Will baring all help them find their perfect partner? (S2 Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Today 23:55 - 01:00
With his cover boy looks and cut-glass accent, Adam comes straight off the slopes at Verbier to meet 'ex-pat brat' Sophie. Can diamond in the rough Kevin charm glamazon Meguel? (S7 Ep13/17) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 01:00 - 02:00
This top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall, Naked and Afraid, BBC News and ITV News. (S21 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 02:00 - 03:00
Brand new series: Sam hosts a 'forgiveness dinner' to apologise to the long list of people he's hurt recently. But he may need to host a 'sorry for the forgiveness dinner' dinner. (S26 Ep8) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:00 - 03:25
Won't You Be Our Neighbor: Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbours. (S6 Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 03:25 - 06:00
Sienna receives some news that changes everything. Romeo and Peri seek an important blessing for their relationship. Camilla leaves Nadira a warning about the Harcourts. [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30
Romeo and Peri decide to continue their relationship, but not before getting an important person's blessing first. Sienna receives some big news that changes everything. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:30 - 07:00
Camilla leaves Nadira a warning about the Harcourts. Peri feels haunted by the past. And a game of hide and seek doesn't quite go to plan... [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 07:30
Where Were We?: Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. Marshall is feeling down after his split from Lily. (S2 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:30 - 08:00
The Scorpion and the Toad: Marshall has a string of ill-fated nights out with Barney in a bid to meet new women. He eventually goes on a date, but bumps into Lily. (S2 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30
Married to the Job: When Ben hears that the bar needs a new manager, he enlists Riley's help to prove to the owner that he's responsible enough for the position. (S1 Ep5/10) [S]
Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00
Take Her Out of the Ballgame: When Ben and Tucker's softball league team loses constantly, Riley steps in as captain, but her competitive side soon comes out. (S1 Ep6/10) [S]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30
Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00
USPIS: While trying to catch a drug-dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30
The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00
The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30
Flashy Little Flashdancer: Beverly takes up dancing with her friends but is dejected when her family are unimpressed by her intention to perform in a recital. (S5 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00
The Opportunity of a Lifetime: Barry gets the chance to throw the first pitch at a Phillies baseball game. Erica makes an important decision about her future. (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30
The Launch Acceleration: When NASA inform Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00
The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his NASA space mission, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Bohemian Rap City: Adam's obsession with toys becomes a cause for concern for Beverly and Murray. Erica's band decide to audition for a reality TV talent show. (S6 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
The Living Room: A 100% True Story: Concerned about his father's health, future doctor Barry enlists his friends and Coach Mellor to help get Murray into shape. (S6 Ep8/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Whanex?: While preparing a presentation for his students about future goals, Cam must contend with a bully at the school. Jay has technical trouble during a video conference. (S10 Ep13) [S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
We Need to Talk About Lily: Phil may have conquered a big real estate challenge when he thinks he's found Pepper his dream home. Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event. (S10 Ep14) [S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
Boyle-Linetti Wedding: As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Captain Peralta: Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18/23) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
The Procreation Calculation: Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home to Howard and Bernadette's house. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family. (S12 Ep3/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
The Tam Turbulence: When Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, Leonard tries to find out more. (S12 Ep4/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
The Parking Spot Escalation: When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
The Fish Guts Displacement: Sheldon begrudgingly takes care of Amy when she is sick. Bernadette arranges for Howard to go on a fishing trip with her macho father. (S6 Ep10/24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
James tells Romeo that he'll protect him no matter what. An incriminating conversation is overheard. An affair gets exposed. And one father is forced to see the truth. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism: Sheldon welcomes Missy to atheism by encouraging her to question the Bible. Mary helps Pastor Jeff. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30
Pilot: The first episode of the Emmy-winning comedy, shot from the perspective of an unseen documentary maker. It's not easy being part of a family these days... (S1 Ep1) [S]
Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00
The Bicycle Thief: Phil is determined to help Luke show his mum that he's responsible enough to have the new bike they just got him, but Phil ends up being the irresponsible one. (S1 Ep2) [S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
This top TV includes Jamie's £1 Wonders, Married at First Sight Australia, Only Connect, Sex Actually with Alice Levine, Fall, Naked and Afraid, BBC News and ITV News. (S21 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:00
Brand new series: Lauren is furious when she finds out that Tristan and Liv have met for a secret dinner. So she decides to interrupt Liv's spa break to confront her. (S26 Ep9) [S]
Tomorrow 23:00 - 00:05
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The X Factor, Bodyguard, Reported Missing, The Joy of AI and The Extreme Diet Hotel? (S12 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:15
Colin was born with a birth defect that resulted in a missing leg. With a shared sense of humour, he hits it off with phlebotomist Tracey, but will he reveal his disability? (S7 Ep14/17) [AD,S,SL,W]
Tuesday 01:15 - 02:30
It's halfway through Intimacy Week and the tasks set by resident sexologist Alessandra are pushing the couples to explore their boundaries. (S10 Ep11) [S,W]
Tuesday 02:30 - 03:20
Yacht on the Rocks: Parsifal runs aground during a night of strong winds. Later, can a night of fun help the stressed-out crew forget their hectic morning? (S3 Ep6) [AD,S,W]
Tuesday 03:20 - 04:10
Brand new series: Lauren is furious when she finds out that Tristan and Liv have met for a secret dinner. So she decides to interrupt Liv's spa break to confront her. (S26 Ep9) [S,SL]
Tuesday 04:10 - 04:35
Where Were We?: Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. Marshall is feeling down after his split from Lily. (S2 Ep1/22) [AD,S,W]
Tuesday 04:35 - 05:00
The Scorpion and the Toad: Marshall has a string of ill-fated nights out with Barney in a bid to meet new women. He eventually goes on a date, but bumps into Lily. (S2 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:00 - 05:25
Welcome to the Ballgame: When Malcolm treats Calvin, Dave, Gemma and Grover to VIP tickets to a Dodgers game, the outing isn't quite a home run. (S5 Ep3) [S]
Tuesday 05:25 - 06:00
Welcome to the New Deal: When Calvin is overwhelmed by work, Dave volunteers to counsel him, while logging hours that he needs for his therapist certification. (S5 Ep4) [S,W]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
Camilla leaves Nadira a warning about the Harcourts. Peri feels haunted by the past. And a game of hide and seek doesn't quite go to plan... [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 07:00
Are the walls closing in on Rayne's murderer as we discover more about that fateful night at the mansion? Felix leans on Mercedes. And a teen is set on ruining their dad's happiness. [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 07:30
Brunch: Ted and the gang have brunch with his parents. Robin worries that Ted's mum doesn't like her but realises that isn't the case when a huge secret is revealed. (S2 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 08:00
Ted Mosby: Architect: Ted and Robin have their first big argument after Robin becomes annoyed at hearing Ted's work grumbles, so Ted's pals try to prove that he's not dull. (S2 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30
May the Best Friend Win: While out clubbing, Ben and Tucker meet a girl called Ava. They both return with her phone number and argue over who should call her. (S1 Ep7/10) [S]
Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00
The Daddy Whisperer: When Ben begs to join super-mum Izzy's parenting class, she meets him for a one-on-one tutorial. Tucker and Danny set up a 'man cave' in the laundry room. (S1 Ep8/10) [S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
The Road Trip: In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and Santiago's boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00
The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
Spaceballs: Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she has made. (S5 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
Let's Val Kilmer This Car: Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. When she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Date Night Variable: Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1/24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Decoupling Fluctuation: Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he is hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2/24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Bachelor Party: Barry thinks he wants a wild bachelor party, but when confronted with the reality, he realises Adam's idea of a low-key event is more his speed. (S6 Ep9/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer: Barry is thrilled that his engagement to Lainey enables him to celebrate Christmas at her house. Marvin makes a big promise to Adam. (S6 Ep10/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
SuperShowerBabyBowl: Jay is hosting a Super Bowl party, while Claire hosts a baby shower for Haley - and they're both at Jay's house. What could possibly go wrong? (S10 Ep15) [S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
Red Alert: Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for at all. So they call in reinforcements... (S10 Ep16) [S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Sabotage: Peralta thinks someone's trying to sabotage his professional life, but Santiago and Diaz aren't convinced. Boyle joins Hitchcock and Scully to solve a case. (S2 Ep19/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
AC/DC: Peralta injures himself chasing a suspect but won't take time off to recover. Holt and Diaz have an awkward dinner date with their significant others. (S2 Ep20/23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Planetarium Collision: Sheldon accidentally sabotages Amy's career. Raj isn't keen when Howard is invited to join him to host a show at the planetarium. (S12 Ep5/24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Imitation Perturbation: Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, so Sheldon gets revenge. Leonard is shocked that Penny can't recall their first kiss. (S12 Ep6/24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Santa Simulation: Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12/24) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Is James becoming everything he vowed never to be? Panic makes Mercedes push Felix away. And one resident puts their job before their friends. [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench: Sheldon tries to convince Dr Sturgis to return to the university. And Georgie upsets the family. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 20:30
Come Fly with Me: After some nudging, Jay begrudgingly takes Phil out to fly his new model plane - until a manoeuvre goes awry. (S1 Ep3) [S]
Tuesday 20:30 - 21:00
The Incident: Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone who she offended during 'the incident'. (S1 Ep4) [S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
On the box this time: The Piano, Married at First Sight Australia, MILF Manor, Wild Isles, Match of the Day - with no commentators - and, conveniently, the News on Gary Lineker. (S21 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 22:35
Brand new series - Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie: Our heroes realise that maths is hard, but saving the universe is harder. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:35 - 23:00
Brand new series - Icons Only: During a getaway to Las Vegas, Harley devises a way to fit in at the evilest hotel, while Ivy obsesses over securing tickets to Clayface's new show. (S4 Ep3)
Tuesday 23:00 - 23:35
Brand new series - The First Person to Come Back from a Business Conference Without Chlamydia: Ivy's invited to a conference on the moon. But her excitement is soon cut short. (S4 Ep4)
Tuesday 23:35 - 00:40
What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of a selection of programmes including 5 Gold Rings, The X Factor, Dragons' Den, Bodyguard and Wanderlust? (S12 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:40 - 01:45
Visual glazing enhancer (window cleaner) Daniel bonds with Margot Robbie lookalike Lora over nostril waxing and raving, but is he over his ex? Fireman Mark fans Ellie's flame. (S7 Ep16/17) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 01:45 - 03:05
The second Dinner Party heats up. And Claire and Lyndall have spotted Shannon with a mystery woman and child - who are they and what's going on!? (S10 Ep12) [S]
Wednesday 03:05 - 03:55
Strip for the Tip: Can Glenn trust Tom? And the Parsifal crew pull together a talentless talent show for the energetic charter guests. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:55 - 04:20
Brunch: Ted and the gang have brunch with his parents. Robin worries that Ted's mum doesn't like her but realises that isn't the case when a huge secret is revealed. (S2 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:20 - 04:45
Ted Mosby: Architect: Ted and Robin have their first big argument after Robin becomes annoyed at hearing Ted's work grumbles, so Ted's pals try to prove that he's not dull. (S2 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:45 - 05:10
Welcome to the Art of Negotiation: When Dave is up for promotion, Calvin tries to help him negotiate a raise from his penny-pinching new boss. (S5 Ep5) [S]
Wednesday 05:10 - 06:00
Welcome to the Hot Prospect: When Calvin stumbles upon a big business opportunity, he must convince Malcolm to help him to seal the deal. (S5 Ep6) [S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30
Are the walls closing in on Rayne's murderer as we discover more about that fateful night at the mansion? Felix leans on Mercedes. And a teen is set on ruining their dad's happiness. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 07:00
James tells Romeo that he'll protect him no matter what. An incriminating conversation is overheard. An affair gets exposed. And one father is forced to see the truth. [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 07:30
World's Greatest Couple: Lily moves into Barney's flat to escape her rat-infested home. The two fall asleep in each other's arms but feel awkward when they wake up. (S2 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 08:00
Aldrin Justice: Barney seduces Marshall's professor in the hope that she'll give the class higher marks, but she ends up grading Barney's performance in the bedroom. (S2 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30
A Wheeler Family Christmas Outing: Ben tries to bring everyone together for Emma's first Christmas photo, including his dad Ray, who's been keeping a secret. (S1 Ep9/10) [S]
Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00
Something Borrowed, Something Ben: Riley organises a wedding for her friends Katie and Dave but is horrified when Ben invites his wild pal Gene to the event. (S1 Ep10/10) [S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
Beach House: The team are excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway, until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
Sixteen Candles: It's Adam's 16th birthday, but his parents are too distracted by Barry and Lainey's engagement and Erica's musical ambitions to remember it. (S6 Ep1/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
You Got Zuko'd: Adam's girlfriend Jackie returns from her summer in New York but acts like a different person. Beverly is unhappy with Lainey's culinary skills. (S6 Ep2/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Higgs Boson Observation: Amy is jealous when Sheldon hires an attractive female assistant, and Howard's return from space is delayed by a week. (S6 Ep3/24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Re-entry Minimization: Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4/24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Wedding Singer: Barry and Lainey's wedding date is right around the corner and Beverly is in her element, but is the groom starting to have second thoughts? (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Pina Colada Episode: Murray and Geoff try to pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their shared misery after Lainey's departure. Coach Nick returns to town. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
The Wild: Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle. And Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan a baby shower. (S10 Ep17) [S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
Stand by Your Man: Dylan and Luke are impressed by Bill's tales of heroism as a firefighter, which makes Phil feel emasculated. So he invites the guys over for male bonding. (S10 Ep18) [S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Det. Dave Majors: Peralta is excited to work on a case with Dave Majors, the best detective in the NYPD, until Majors reveals that he intends to ask Santiago out. (S2 Ep21/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, a wary Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22/23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
The Grant Allocation Derivation: Leonard is made responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the garden playhouse into a hideaway to escape her family. (S12 Ep7/24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
The Consummation Deviation: Sheldon aims to bond with Amy's father, but Howard lures Mr Fowler away with his magic tricks. Raj and Anu try to get physical. (S12 Ep8/24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Bakersfield Expedition: The guys get all dressed up for a photo opportunity at a Star Trek location but end up stranded in the desert. (S6 Ep13/24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion: Sheldon is forced to work on the same project as his nemesis, Barry Kripke. Howard and Raj spend a fortune on personalised action figures. (S6 Ep14/24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Mercedes wants to move away from Hollyoaks, but Nana presents her with an ultimatum. Ste panics about his son's whereabouts. And a mother is forced to admit her criminal past. [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room: Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, and Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 20:30
Coal Digger: The family are invited to Jay and Gloria's for a barbecue and football, but an incident at school between Manny and Luke makes things awkward for Gloria and Claire. (S1 Ep5) [S]
Wednesday 20:30 - 21:00
Run for Your Wife: It's the first day back at school for the kids and, at the Dunphy house, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire is coping with an empty nest. (S1 Ep6) [S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch Wild Isles, Rise and Fall, Challenge Anneka, Race Across the World, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and BBC News. (S21 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05
Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (S2 Ep6/6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:10
Visual glazing enhancer (window cleaner) Daniel bonds with Margot Robbie lookalike Lora over nostril waxing and raving, but is he over his ex? Fireman Mark fans Ellie's flame. (S7 Ep16/17) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:10 - 01:15
What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Monkman & Seagull's Genius Guide to Britain, Panorama: Inside No 10, Stacey Dooley: Face to Face with Armageddon, and The Circle? (S12 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 01:15 - 02:40
It's the second Commitment Ceremony and the couples decide to leave or stay. But for two pairs, the experts take matters into their own hands. (S10 Ep13) [S]
Thursday 02:40 - 03:30
Big Fender Energy: Installing new - and massive - fenders while being a man down results in a chaotic docking. And the crew have yet another messy night out. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 03:30 - 04:25
What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Monkman & Seagull's Genius Guide to Britain, Panorama: Inside No 10, Stacey Dooley: Face to Face with Armageddon, and The Circle? (S12 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 04:25 - 04:50
World's Greatest Couple: Lily moves into Barney's flat to escape her rat-infested home. The two fall asleep in each other's arms but feel awkward when they wake up. (S2 Ep5/22) [AD,S,W]
Thursday 04:50 - 05:15
Welcome to the Working Week: When Calvin hires Grover to work part-time, he soon realises he's not a good fit. Marty and Necie reconsider their living situation. (S5 Ep7) [S]
Thursday 05:15 - 06:00
Welcome to What Used to Be the Neighborhood: When Calvin's favourite restaurant is replaced by a flashy pet spa, he starts a shop-local campaign. (S5 Ep8) [S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:30
James tells Romeo that he'll protect him no matter what. An incriminating conversation is overheard. An affair gets exposed. And one father is forced to see the truth. [AD,S]
Thursday 06:30 - 07:00
Is James becoming everything he vowed never to be? Panic makes Mercedes push Felix away. And one resident puts their job before their friends. [AD,S]
Thursday 07:00 - 07:30
Swarley: Barney is accidentally called Swarley by Chloe, the coffee house waitress, leading an amused Ted and Marshall to call him by this name all day. (S2 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 08:00
Atlantic City: Lily and Marshall are ecstatic to be reunited and plan to elope to Atlantic City to get married. Will their wedding plans go without a hitch? (S2 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:00 - 08:30
I'm Not That Guy: Riley asks Ben to be her date at a work party but Ben's efforts to prove he is dependable fall short. Tucker schemes to go out with a model. (S2 Ep1/16) [S]
Thursday 08:30 - 09:00
There's Something Fitchy Going On: Ben discovers a shocking secret about Riley's new beau Fitch. Things heat up between Danny and his new girlfriend Milena. (S2 Ep2/16) [S]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Payback: The squad decide it's high time that Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt reopen an arson case. (S2 Ep13/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Rad!: Erica thinks her singing dreams have come true when she lands a job at a new karaoke bar in town. Murray teaches Barry and Lainey financial responsibility. (S6 Ep3/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
Hersheypark: When Adam tells Beverly he doesn't want her to chaperone the school trip to a theme park, his mother tries to manipulate him with 'guilt letters'. (S6 Ep4/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
The Holographic Excitation: The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5/24) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6/24) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother, Beverly, has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
I Coulda Been a Lawyer: Beverly decides the street where the family lives needs another stop sign, and Barry realises he's neglected his college applications. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Major League'd: Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Yes-Woman: To be less negative, Claire rebrands herself as the woman who says 'yes', and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with someone from his work. (S10 Ep19) [S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Can't Elope: Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born does not go as hoped. Jay tries to get his new business off the ground by courting an Insta celeb. (S10 Ep20) [S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than before. (S2 Ep23/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes chaos at the precinct. (S3 Ep1/23) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
The Citation Negation: Sheldon and Amy get some devastating news. Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend Denise to teach her how to beat Howard at a video game. (S12 Ep9/24) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
The VCR Illumination: Sheldon and Amy are still upset about their theory being disproven, but a video tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. (S12 Ep10/24) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for such a big step. (S6 Ep15/24) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16/24) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
A helping hand from Warren comes with an ulterior motive. Cindy receives an early Christmas present. And one resident extends an olive branch to their family. [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy: While Mary's away George gives advice on Missy's love life. And Sheldon and Dr Linkletter struggle with an equation. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 20:30
En Garde: The family supports Manny's new interest - fencing. It turns out he's quite masterful at it, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. (S1 Ep7) [S]
Thursday 20:30 - 21:00
Great Expectations: With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present - a private performance by Izzy LaFontaine. (S1 Ep8) [S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
The Goggleboxers watch The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Race Across the World, Love Is Blind, The Dog Academy, Beef, Outlast and ITV News (Trump). (S21 Ep7) [AD,S,W]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
Lee from Leigh meets the girl of his dreams but forgets her name. And in a First Dates first, a mum and son, Jane and Bobby, visit the restaurant together, each looking for love. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:15
Psychology student Alesia is tired of dating 'boys' and hopes to meet a real man in the buff. And after 200 dates all over the world, Louise is ready to meet her soulmate. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Friday 00:15 - 01:20
What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Strictly Come Dancing, Antiques Roadshow, Bodyguard, The Yorkshire Vet, Gareth Malone's All Star Music Quiz, and The Circle? (S12 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 01:20 - 01:55
Brand new series - Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie: Our heroes realise that maths is hard, but saving the universe is harder. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 01:55 - 02:20
Brand new series - Zero Day: Part One: Lois meets her journalism idol, Vicki Vale - but Vicki makes Lois question her loyalty to Superman. Meanwhile, Superman hunts down Task Force X. (Ep8) [S,W]
Friday 02:20 - 03:30
Two new couples meet at the altar - Rupert and Evelyn, and Hugo and Tayla. When Rupert's nerves get the better of him, can Evelyn hide her frustrations? (S10 Ep14) [S]
Friday 03:30 - 04:30
Tensions High, Patience Low: Gary's finger gets stuck in the saloon doors. Gabriela tries to amend her relationship with the crew, but she still feels isolated. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S,W]
Friday 04:30 - 04:55
Aldrin Justice: Barney seduces Marshall's professor in the hope that she'll give the class higher marks, but she ends up grading Barney's performance in the bedroom. (S2 Ep6/22) [AD,S,W]
Friday 04:55 - 05:20
Welcome to Our Time: Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change. Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery. (S5 Ep9) [S,W]
Friday 05:20 - 06:00
Welcome to the Getaway: Calvin and Tina take the honeymoon they never had, in Madrid. Dave, Gemma, Malcolm and Marty team up to surprise Calvin when he returns. (S5 Ep10) [S,W]
Friday 06:00 - 06:30
Is James becoming everything he vowed never to be? Panic makes Mercedes push Felix away. And one resident puts their job before their friends. [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 07:00
Mercedes wants to move away from Hollyoaks, but Nana presents her with an ultimatum. Ste panics about his son's whereabouts. And a mother is forced to admit her criminal past. [AD,S]
Friday 07:00 - 07:30
Slap Bet: Robin's refusal to go to the shopping mall piques Ted's interest as to why she dislikes them so much. Marshall and Barney propose a 'slap bet' to discover the reason. (S2 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 08:00
Single Stamina: Barney is struggling with the fact that his friends are all in relationships. Then his brother arrives for a visit and reveals that he is settling down too. (S2 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Friday 08:00 - 08:30
New Bonnie vs Old Ben: Bonnie sets up her new apartment right across the hall from the boys but Ben and Tucker are keen to force her out as soon as possible. (S2 Ep3/16) [S]
Friday 08:30 - 09:00
The Wheeler and the Dealer: Ben persuades Danny to sign a sponsorship deal with a brand of Japanese energy drink, but things go haywire at the photo shoot. (S2 Ep4/16) [S]
Friday 09:00 - 09:30
Windbreaker City: The team is invited to a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise where the agent in charge assigns them the role of hostages. (S2 Ep15/23) [AD,S]
Friday 09:30 - 10:00
The Wednesday Incident: When Peralta notices that Captain Holt is in a bad mood, he teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out what has gone wrong. (S2 Ep16/23) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 10:30
The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Friday 10:30 - 11:00
The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8/23) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
Mister Knifey-Hands: When Jackie's parents allow Adam to watch a horror film, a disagreement between the families ensues. Erica hangs out at her old high school. (S6 Ep5/23) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
Fiddler: Murray becomes an overzealous stage parent when he learns that Adam has no interest in auditioning for the school production of Fiddler on the Roof. (S6 Ep6/23) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
The Habitation Configuration: Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7/24) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
The 43 Peculiarity: The guys notice that Sheldon disappears for 20 minutes after lunch every day. Filled with curiosity, they attempt to work out what he's been doing. (S6 Ep8/24) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17/23) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18/23) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
My Valentine Boy: Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
There Can Be Only One Highlander Club: Adam and Johnny Atkins compete to become head of the Highlander Club at school, though Beverly would prefer them to bond. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
Commencement: Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he's asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute, while Jay gives the commencement address. (S10 Ep21) [S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
A Year of Birthdays: As the birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches, the family look back at how each of them celebrated their birthdays this past year. (S10 Ep22) [S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
The Funeral: The precinct gets another personnel change, putting Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2/23) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Boyle's Hunch: Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3/23) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11/24) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12/24) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18/24) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
A familiar face makes an appearance when Mercedes seeks guidance. John Paul receives a warning on his first day back teaching. And the Christmas spirit helps a family pull together. [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones: While Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church, Meemaw and Georgie go into business together. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 20:30
Fizbo: Phil and Claire throw Luke the biggest birthday party a boy could want. But when Cameron appears as a clown named Fizbo, it sets off a chain of events that ends in hospital. (S1 Ep9) [S]
Friday 20:30 - 21:00
Undeck the Halls: Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house, until the kids get into trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to cancel Christmas unless one of them fesses up. (S1 Ep10) [S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:50
(2011) Outrageous comedy. Can a teacher (Cameron Diaz) raise enough cash to pay for surgical enhancements so that she can seduce a colleague (Justin Timberlake)? Sex/drugs/strong language. [AD,S]
Friday 22:50 - 23:55
In the dating show that bares all, 20-year-old virgin Josh seeks a princess to help pop his cherry. And Matt and Mary look for a third person to join them in bed. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 23:55 - 01:00
In the Naked Attraction studio, former club rep Chris hopes to meet someone to settle down with. Technophobe Louise wants an old-fashioned gentleman to sweep her off her feet. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:00 - 02:25
After Claire comes clean and Jesse declares that their relationship is over, questions still loom. Jesse confronts Adam, who finally confesses. (S10 Ep15) [S]
Saturday 02:25 - 03:15
Villa Today, Gone Tomorrow: After another successful charter, the crew celebrate with a day off in a luxury villa. But Marcos and Gabriela bump heads... again. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S]
Saturday 03:15 - 04:10
Comedian Vince, who usually only gets a Valentine's card from his mum, meets Brigitte Bardot lookalike Anna. Elaine's looking for a twinkle-toed gentleman. Does Steve have the right moves? [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 04:10 - 04:35
Swarley: Barney is accidentally called Swarley by Chloe, the coffee house waitress, leading an amused Ted and Marshall to call him by this name all day. (S2 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:35 - 05:00
Atlantic City: Lily and Marshall are ecstatic to be reunited and plan to elope to Atlantic City to get married. Will their wedding plans go without a hitch? (S2 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:00 - 05:25
Welcome to the Cornhole: Calvin enters a competitive cornhole tournament - even though he's never played the game before. Marty asks Malcolm to be his best man. (S5 Ep11) [S]
Saturday 05:25 - 06:00
Welcome to the Bachelor Party: A bombshell about Marty's future leaves Calvin and Tina reeling, and Dave unleashes his wild side at Marty's bachelor party. (S5 Ep12) [S]
Saturday 06:00 - 06:25
AwesomeLand: Even though Claire usually plans Halloween, she lets Phil take over, and - instead of her usual fright-fest theme - he turns the house into AwesomeLand. (S6 Ep6) [S]
Saturday 06:25 - 06:55
Queer Eyes, Full Hearts: Phil and Claire don't know if they should be happy that Haley and Andy are spending time together. They soon find out that things are not as they appear. (S6 Ep7) [S]
Saturday 06:55 - 08:25
Finale: It's the final. The teams have 28 hours to build whatever they want. Whose masterpiece will win them the $100,000 and the Lego Masters title? (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:25 - 09:25
Brand new series: Lauren is furious when she finds out that Tristan and Liv have met for a secret dinner. So she decides to interrupt Liv's spa break to confront her. (S26 Ep9) [S]
Saturday 09:25 - 09:55
Strangers in the Night: When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry that they've put too much pressure on her and that she's made up an imaginary boyfriend. (S6 Ep9) [S]
Saturday 09:55 - 10:25
Haley's 21st Birthday: The family take Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday. Can Claire convince Haley to see her as a friend, rather than as her uptight mum? (S6 Ep10) [S]
Saturday 10:25 - 10:55
The Day We Almost Died: A near miss from a crash leaves everyone in the car either on edge or adopting a new 'live for the moment' mentality. (S6 Ep11) [S]
Saturday 10:55 - 11:25
The Big Guns: Claire's fury about the ugly boat on neighbours Ronnie and Amber's front lawn soon develops into all-out war. (S6 Ep12) [S]
Saturday 11:25 - 11:55
Rash Decisions: Phil feels the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and Andy - who's been hanging around a lot as Phil's apprentice - steps in as his new right-hand man. (S6 Ep13) [S]
Saturday 11:55 - 13:00
...for Stand Up To Cancer: Ruby Wax, Gareth Malone, Laura Whitmore and Yung Filly take on fruit turnovers and chocolate fondant and relive embarrassing moments in meringue form. [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 13:00 - 13:30
The Procreation Calculation: Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home to Howard and Bernadette's house. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family. (S12 Ep3/24) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:30 - 13:55
The Tam Turbulence: When Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, Leonard tries to find out more. (S12 Ep4/24) [AD,S]
Saturday 13:55 - 14:25
The Planetarium Collision: Sheldon accidentally sabotages Amy's career. Raj isn't keen when Howard is invited to join him to host a show at the planetarium. (S12 Ep5/24) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:25 - 14:50
The Imitation Perturbation: Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, so Sheldon gets revenge. Leonard is shocked that Penny can't recall their first kiss. (S12 Ep6/24) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:50 - 16:50
(1988) Comedy. Bill Murray stars in this take on Dickens' classic as a misanthropic TV executive whose life is turned around by three very different Christmas ghosts. With Carol Kane. [AD,S]
Saturday 16:50 - 18:05
Paul Hollywood, Prue Leith, Matt Lucas and Tom Allen are joined by past bakers to celebrate Christmas in the tent. And Alexandra Burke performs her magical version of Silent Night. [AD,S]
Saturday 18:05 - 21:00
(2017) Mark Wahlberg stars in part five of the sci-fi action saga. Earth faces a grave threat from big metal aliens. Can an old Transformer's talisman save humanity? Violence. [AD,S,W]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
Celebs including Joel Dommett, Lorraine Kelly, Jeremy Vine and Snoochie Shy have been watching Sexy Beasts, Naked and Afraid, Schmigadoon!, Crawl, and other top TV shows. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time, Line of Duty, I Can See Your Voice, Beat the Chasers, Sex and the City, My Octopus Teacher, The Earth at Night in Color, and ITV News (PM's phone number). (S17 Ep11) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:05
On the box this time, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Dragons' Den, Three Families, Headspace: Guide to Sleep, Secret Crush, Lego Masters USA, This Morning, and BBC News (holidays). (S17 Ep12) [AD,S]
Sunday 00:05 - 01:10
Comedian Vince, who usually only gets a Valentine's card from his mum, meets Brigitte Bardot lookalike Anna. Elaine's looking for a twinkle-toed gentleman. Does Steve have the right moves? [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:10 - 02:10
Can PR manager Sophie remember her date's name? Mum-of-three Mandy's date with gentle giant Andrew is going well, until Mandy - who has Crohn's disease - starts to feel unwell. (S8 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:10
Celebs including Joel Dommett, Lorraine Kelly, Jeremy Vine and Snoochie Shy have been watching Sexy Beasts, Naked and Afraid, Schmigadoon!, Crawl, and other top TV shows. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:10 - 04:05
On the box this time, Line of Duty, I Can See Your Voice, Beat the Chasers, Sex and the City, My Octopus Teacher, The Earth at Night in Color, and ITV News (PM's phone number). (S17 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 04:05 - 04:30
Not in My House: When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's doing, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily correct her. (S1 Ep12) [S]
Sunday 04:30 - 04:55
Strangers in the Night: When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry that they've put too much pressure on her and that she's made up an imaginary boyfriend. (S6 Ep9) [S]
Sunday 04:55 - 05:25
Slap Bet: Robin's refusal to go to the shopping mall piques Ted's interest as to why she dislikes them so much. Marshall and Barney propose a 'slap bet' to discover the reason. (S2 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:25 - 06:00
Single Stamina: Barney is struggling with the fact that his friends are all in relationships. Then his brother arrives for a visit and reveals that he is settling down too. (S2 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 06:00 - 08:25
Are the walls closing in on Rayne's murderer? Nana gives Mercedes an ultimatum. James vows to stick by Romeo. Cindy gets an early Christmas present. And Ste panics about his son. [AD,S]
Sunday 08:25 - 10:05
...Chance, First Love: (2020) Romcom. At Christmas, single dad Pat moves back to his picture-postcard home town, then keeps bumping into his school sweetheart. Is a rekindling on the cards? [S]
Sunday 10:05 - 11:05
Gordon Ramsay revamps the menu and redecorates at Social, a restaurant in affluent Costa Mesa in California. What will the customers think of the improvements? (S2 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 11:05 - 12:05
Lowery's Seafood Restaurant: Gordon revamps Lowery's Seafood in Tappahannock, Virginia, where he finds two brothers - the owner and the manager - at loggerheads. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 12:05 - 12:35
Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism: Sheldon welcomes Missy to atheism by encouraging her to question the Bible. Mary helps Pastor Jeff. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:35 - 13:05
Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench: Sheldon tries to convince Dr Sturgis to return to the university. And Georgie upsets the family. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 13:05 - 13:35
Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room: Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, and Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 13:35 - 14:05
Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy: While Mary's away George gives advice on Missy's love life. And Sheldon and Dr Linkletter struggle with an equation. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 14:05 - 14:35
Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones: While Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church, Meemaw and Georgie go into business together. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 14:35 - 15:05
The Grant Allocation Derivation: Leonard is made responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the garden playhouse into a hideaway to escape her family. (S12 Ep7/24) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:05 - 15:35
The Citation Negation: Sheldon and Amy get some devastating news. Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend Denise to teach her how to beat Howard at a video game. (S12 Ep9/24) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:35 - 16:05
The VCR Illumination: Sheldon and Amy are still upset about their theory being disproven, but a video tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. (S12 Ep10/24) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:05 - 16:35
The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11/24) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:35 - 17:00
The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12/24) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:00 - 18:25
Noel, Matt, Prue and Paul get festive with bakers of Bake Off past Helena, Henry, Nancy and Rahul, who compete to become festive star baker. And there's a cosy sing-song around the piano. [AD,S]
Sunday 18:25 - 21:00
(2001) Modern swashbuckling medieval action adventure starring Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Paul Bettany. A lowly squire jousts his way to the top, with help from Geoffrey Chaucer. [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 23:55
(2018) Tom Cruise stars in part six of the action-thriller series. His mission: to stop terrorists from getting their hands on nuclear bombs and unleashing global devastation. Violence. [AD,S]
Sunday 23:55 - 00:55
What do the Goggleboxers think of Bargain Hunt, Strictly Come Dancing, An American Werewolf in London, Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls, The Circle, and Drowning in Plastic? (S12 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]