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Today 02:30 - 03:30

Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Killing Eve, The Apprentice, Our House, Naked Attraction, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Today 03:30 - 03:55

Educator of the Year: Gregory is named Educator of the Year, and it turns out that Barbara hasn't completed her teaching requirements. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S,SL]

Today 03:55 - 04:20

Caught in the Act: The kids catch Phil and Claire in a compromising position when they surprise them with breakfast in bed on their anniversary. (S2 Ep13) [S]

Today 04:20 - 04:50

Dance Party USA: Erica gets the opportunity to participate in a popular television dance show, but her dream quickly turns into a nightmare. (S2 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Today 04:50 - 05:15

Bill/Murray: Adam and Beverly decide to create a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard stand out, while Murray bonds with Lainey's dad Bill. (S2 Ep23/24) [AD,S]

Today 05:15 - 06:00

Welcome to the Election: Dave faces off against incumbent Isaiah Evans in a debate for a city council seat, and the race comes to a dramatic conclusion. (S3 Ep2) [S]

Today 06:30 - 06:55

Lifetime Supply: After missing a call from the doctor, Phil contemplates the worst. Javier - Manny's biological father - turns up to take his son to the horse races. (S3 Ep11) [S]

Today 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Today 07:00 - 08:00

Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9/13) [S,SL]

Today 08:00 - 08:30

Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]

Today 08:30 - 09:00

Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger, Simon, and discovers that Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]

Today 09:00 - 09:30

The Cooper Extraction: Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he's away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]

Today 09:30 - 10:00

The Hesitation Ramification: Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]

Today 10:00 - 10:30

A Tougher Nut and a Note on File: Sheldon's search for a comic leads to a breakthrough. Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]

Today 10:30 - 11:00

Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha: Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. And the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: As friends and family week continues, a husband's revelation shocks his wife. And an auntie asks a couple some very personal questions. (S12 Ep19) [S]

Today 12:30 - 13:00

The Stockholm Syndrome: Howard and Bernadette go on a trip without their children, Leonard and Penny try to keep a secret, and Raj makes a new friend. (S12 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Today 13:00 - 13:30

Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1/17) [AD,S]

Today 13:30 - 14:00

The Big Bran Hypothesis: Sheldon sneaks into Penny's flat to tidy it. She's not happy about it. (S1 Ep2/17) [AD,S]

Today 14:00 - 14:30

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult: Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favourite TV show. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 14:30 - 15:00

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal: Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Missy is caught between two friends. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 15:30

Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]

Today 15:30 - 16:00

Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23) [AD,S]

Today 16:00 - 16:30

Gone Maggie Gone: When Marge is temporarily blinded, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa has to go undercover as a nun to find her. (S20 Ep13/21) [AD,S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

In the Name of the Grandfather: Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time. (S20 Ep14/21) [AD,S,W]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what his employees really think of him. He befriends them - to Smithers' alarm... (S32 Ep1) [AD,S,W]

Today 19:30 - 21:00

...Australia: Brand new series: It's time for the fourth dinner party, but while some couples are on track for a happy marriage, others are more divided than ever. (S12 Ep20) [S]

Today 21:00 - 21:35

First Day: Smash hit comedy about four teenagers. Will (Simon Bird), whose parents have divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school. (S1 Ep1/6) [AD,S]

Today 21:35 - 22:05

Bunk Off: Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They go to Neil's house to get drunk, and Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2/6) [AD,S]

Today 22:05 - 23:05

On the box this time: Crufts 2022: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, Haunted Hospitals, and BBC News (homes for Ukraine). (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 23:05 - 00:10

...Bits: We celebrate the pickers whose initial naked attraction led to full-on romance, as well as those whose dates were disasters. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:10 - 01:40

Brand new series: It's time for the fourth dinner party, but while some couples are on track for a happy marriage, others are more divided than ever. (S12 Ep20) [S]

Tomorrow 01:40 - 02:10

Pickle Rick: Rick turns himself into a pickle in one of his crazy experiments, while Beth, Summer and Morty attend family therapy sessions prompted by the school. (S3 Ep3/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:10 - 02:35

(adult swim) Brand new series - Cliff's Edge: Marshall discovers what Hildy's been up to, but obstacles remain. Copano and Harrington zero in on Marshall's location. (Ep9) [S]

Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:30

On the box this time: Crufts 2022: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, Haunted Hospitals, and BBC News (homes for Ukraine). (S19 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 03:30 - 03:55

Mom: Janine's plan for a relaxing weekend away is derailed when her mother shows up unannounced asking for help. And Gregory brushes up on his people skills. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S,SL]

Tomorrow 03:55 - 04:15

Bixby's Back: To avoid turning into that old boring couple, Phil and Claire decide to revisit their Clive and Juliana role-playing rendezvous from last Valentine's Day. (S2 Ep14) [S]

Tomorrow 04:15 - 04:40

Goldbergs Feel Hard: Erica is accepted into a summer arts school, but Murray struggles to express pride in her achievement. Barry becomes the school mascot. (S2 Ep24/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:40 - 05:05

A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1/24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 05:05 - 06:00

Welcome to the Rooster: Dale and Calvin team up when an eco-conscious new neighbour with a pet rooster disrupts the community. (S3 Ep4) [S]

Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30

Egg Drop: Jay and Claire take control of their kids' school projects from Manny and Luke, while Haley and Gloria help Phil with a real estate presentation. (S3 Ep12) [S]

Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55

Little Bo Bleep: The family help Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? (S3 Ep13) [S]

Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00

Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 08:30

Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 08:30 - 09:00

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words: Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose. (S20 Ep6/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

The Occupation Recalibration: Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full-time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at a swanky hotel. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle: Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting: Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: It's time for the fourth dinner party, but while some couples are on track for a happy marriage, others are more divided than ever. (S12 Ep20) [S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he plucks up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, so Leonard has to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard thinks he's been wasting his time on Penny, so he turns his attention to Leslie. Sheldon's uncomfortable with a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler: Mandy gets a new job opportunity. Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Georgie takes his daughter to work. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat: The gambling room gets broken into. Sheldon wants to study abroad. And Missy makes a new friend. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

The Old Wagon: Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone takes it on one last ride down memory lane. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a young woman online. (S20 Ep16/21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Bad Fish Paradigm: Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, putting him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny out on a date with another guy sends a distressed Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and begins to pester Sheldon for advice. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 20:30

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:30 - 21:00

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:50

(2015) Comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and Linda Cardellini. A man's living happily with his wife and stepchildren - until the kids' biological dad swaggers back onto the scene. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 22:50 - 23:50

This Pride special rides the rainbow and celebrates memorable singletons from across the sexual spectrum who've sashayed into the pods. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:50 - 00:55

Pansexual Sarah can't wait to road test her new body on her first date as a woman. Plumber Jamie's love life has gone down the u-bend, so he's all cisterns go to find a partner. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 00:55 - 01:55

Eccentric student Louisa, who went to an all-girls boarding school and says she can't flirt, meets Will, who was once the 'token fat child' but lost weight and gained confidence. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:55 - 02:50

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6/13) [S,SL]

Saturday 02:50 - 03:20

Franklin Institute: On the school trip to the Franklin Institute, Ava causes chaos when she decides to teach the children about aliens. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 03:20 - 03:45

Princess Party: The guest list for Lily's princess-themed birthday party gets a little out of hand when Mitchell decides to invite Mum, much to Claire's dismay. (S2 Ep15) [S]

Saturday 03:45 - 04:15

A Chorus Lie: Adam hits puberty and, just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:15 - 04:40

Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his 5th birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 04:40 - 05:05

Welcome to the Road Trip: Calvin and Dave embark on their first road trip together to visit a classic car show, but hit an unexpected roadblock. (S3 Ep5) [S]

Saturday 05:05 - 06:00

Welcome to the Motorcycle: Malcolm surprises Calvin and Tina when he brings home a new motorcycle. Dave and Gemma take a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas. (S3 Ep7) [S]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:05

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S,W]

Saturday 06:05 - 06:35

I Drank the Mold: Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:35 - 07:00

La Biblioteca es Libros: Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:00 - 07:30

Just Say No: As the presidential election approaches, Erica's shocked to discover that Beverly always just votes for the same candidate as Murray. (S2 Ep20/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:30 - 08:00

As You Wish: Murray's happy when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school - until he discovers that that activity is fencing. (S2 Ep21/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:00 - 08:30

Dance Party USA: Erica gets the opportunity to participate in a popular television dance show, but her dream quickly turns into a nightmare. (S2 Ep22/24) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:30 - 10:05

Grand Finale: The three remaining teams have 28 hours to build anything they want, and will be judged by 200 members of the public. Who'll bag the $100,000? (S4 Ep14) [AD,S,SL]

Saturday 10:05 - 11:10

Brand new series: The gang are back, and there's trouble in paradise. Jazz is shocked about Jack moving on, while Ruby locks horns with Lauren. And in SW3, Ollie plays Cupid! (S29 Ep1) [S]

Saturday 11:10 - 12:45

Brand new series: It's the third Commitment Ceremony of the series, but the first for the three new couples. And betrayals lead to a goodbye. (S12 Ep17) [S]

Saturday 12:45 - 14:15

Brand new series: The newly-weds move in together. And our original couples meet each other's friends and families, but will it help or hinder their relationships? (S12 Ep18) [S]

Saturday 14:15 - 14:45

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 14:45 - 15:10

The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:10 - 15:40

The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:40 - 16:10

The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:10 - 16:40

We're on the Road to D'oh-where: Homer misses a Moe's Tavern trip to Las Vegas when he has to drive Bart to juvenile delinquent camp. (S17 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:40 - 17:10

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:10 - 17:40

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:40 - 18:10

Undercover Burns: Mr Burns goes undercover to see what the employees really think of him, and becomes their friends - to Smithers' alarm... (S32 Ep1) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:10 - 18:40

I, Carumbus: The Simpsons go to Ancient Rome. Homer's a gladiator, and Bart becomes madder than Caligula. (S32 Ep2) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:40 - 21:00

...Doom: (1984) Harrison Ford returns as the man with a whip in Spielberg's action adventure. Indy heads to India to find a mystical stone that a sinister cult have stolen from a village. [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 22:00

From First Dates to Serengeti, what do Jessie J, Jamal Edwards, Chris Eubank Sr, Chris Eubank Jr, Martin and Roman Kemp, Nick Grimshaw and other famous faces think of our top TV? (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:05

The top TV includes: Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad. (S24 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:05 - 00:05

On the 'Box: Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect. (S24 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:15

When stunning Sasha is stood up, an unexpected knight in shining armour steps in: waiter Sam. Debbie's been married twice, but now says she's 'in the infancy of lesbianism'. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 01:15 - 02:15

Three daters return to the restaurant hoping for better luck second time around, while some couples who had great dates return - and one of them gets down on bended knee... [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 02:15 - 03:10

The top TV includes: Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad. (S24 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:10 - 04:05

On the 'Box: Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect. (S24 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:05 - 04:30

Welcome to the Turnaround: Gemma's troublesome sister Brittany returns claiming she's turned over a new leaf, thanks to a surprising new business venture. (S3 Ep6) [S]

Sunday 04:30 - 04:55

Welcome to the Property: When Calvin discovers that a member of the community plans to sell to greedy developers, he vows to find a buyer closer to home instead. (S3 Ep8) [S]

Sunday 04:55 - 05:20

Welcome to the Shakedown: When Gemma's phone is stolen, Dave and Calvin team up to get it back, but their mission takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep9) [S]

Sunday 05:20 - 06:00

Welcome to the Procedure: When Dave discovers that Calvin hasn't seen a physician in nearly a decade, he orders the Butler patriarch to schedule an appointment. (S3 Ep10) [S]

Sunday 06:00 - 07:10

A shocking turn of events unites a father and son, while a new resident takes drastic measures to get closer to Joel. Donny worries about Dillon, and Sienna's health fears continue to grow. [AD,S]

Sunday 07:10 - 08:10

Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7/13) [S]

Sunday 08:10 - 09:10

Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8/13) [S]

Sunday 09:10 - 10:10

Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9/13) [S]

Sunday 10:10 - 11:15

Brand new series: Jazz comes to a realisation after some soul-searching in the sun. Back in Chelsea, Sophie celebrates her birthday, and Tristan and Miles advise Angus to move on. (S29 Ep2) [S]

Sunday 11:15 - 12:50

Brand new series: As friends and family week continues, a husband's revelation shocks his wife. And an auntie asks a couple some very personal questions. (S12 Ep19) [S]

Sunday 12:50 - 14:25

Brand new series: It's time for the fourth dinner party, but while some couples are on track for a happy marriage, others are more divided than ever. (S12 Ep20) [S]

Sunday 14:25 - 15:40

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Kate Garraway, Phil Wang, Gbemisola Ikumelo and Sophie Willan take on mini loaf cakes and reveal their hidden talents in showstopping choux. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 15:40 - 16:05

The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:05 - 16:35

The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of string theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]

Sunday 16:35 - 17:00

The Anything Can Happen Recurrence: Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:00 - 17:30

The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]

Sunday 17:30 - 18:00

The Gorilla Dissolution: Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to look after Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:00 - 18:30

The Status Quo Combustion: With potential changes affecting different aspects of his personal and professional life, Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future. (S7 Ep24) [AD,S]

Sunday 18:30 - 19:00

Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer reinvents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:00 - 19:30

Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:30 - 20:00

The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that has accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 23:35

(1989) Harrison Ford and Sean Connery star in the third film in Steven Spielberg's action adventure franchise. Indy must rescue his kidnapped dad and beat the Nazis to the Holy Grail. [AD,S]

Sunday 23:35 - 00:35

On the TV this time: Dynasties II, Pieces of Her, Celebrity Mastermind, Is It Cake?, TOTP: 1992 Biggest Hits, Hospital: Road to Recovery, and BBC News (Putin Rally). (S19 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 00:35 - 01:40

Britain's top armchair critics have been watching Bridgerton, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Dynasties II, Starstruck, and ITV News (Will Smith). (S19 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 01:40 - 02:40

Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 02:40 - 03:30

Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [S,SL]

Monday 03:30 - 03:55

Welcome to the Dad Band: When Dave's amateur band loses its singer before a gig, Tina offers to fill in. But her high standards are out of tune with the group. (S3 Ep11) [S]

Monday 03:55 - 04:20

Welcome to the Treehouse: Concerned about the safety of a treehouse that Calvin's building for Grover, Dave asks Marty to secretly supervise it. (S3 Ep12) [S]

Monday 04:20 - 06:00

A shocking turn of events unites a father and son, while a new resident takes drastic measures to get closer to Joel. Donny worries about Dillon, and Sienna's health fears continue to grow. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 06:00 - 06:30

An incriminating accusation takes its toll on one resident. Donny's concerns about Dillon continue to grow, and a teenager confides in an online friend. [AD,S]

Monday 06:30 - 06:55

Sienna's health fears continue to grow, and a new friendship blossoms. Meanwhile, a mother is panic-stricken, and a wife is forced to reveal the truth... [AD,S]

Monday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Monday 07:00 - 08:00

Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11/13) [S,SL]

Monday 08:00 - 08:30

Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]

Monday 08:30 - 09:00

The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy convinces Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Meanwhile, Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest: Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter: Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

Slow Down Your Neighbors: Claire becomes a determined neighbourhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds through the streets. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Our Children, Ourselves: Claire and Phil want Alex to relax about her studies, but then question their own intellectual drives. And Gloria tries to befriend another nice couple. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

Caught in the Act: The kids catch Phil and Claire in a compromising position when they surprise them with breakfast in bed on their anniversary. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny's Halloween party puts Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6/17) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7/17) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Grasshopper Experiment: Raj panics when his parents arrange a blind date for him. But he discovers that he can talk to her - after a few drinks. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet: Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring: Sheldon and Mary visit Germany. The rest of the Cooper family brave a tornado heading straight for Medford. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

The Kiss: In honour of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay. And Claire becomes overbearing. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

Earthquake: An earthquake traps Claire in the bathroom with the plumber. Manny has an existential crisis while he's out with Jay. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

The Good, the Sad and the Drugly: A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years. (S20 Ep17/21) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Father Knows Worst: Marge finds a sauna in the basement but doesn't tell anyone about it. Homer decides to get more involved in the children's education. (S20 Ep18/21) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Griffin Equivalency: Full of confidence after being named one of People magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

Homer's Enemy: An employee at the power plant who has struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

In this special episode, Hollyoaks journeys back to the missing year and unwraps some of the challenges the residents faced, including Mercedes' diagnosis and Joel's relapse... [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 21:05

...Australia: Brand new series: As a tumultuous week of meeting friends and families comes to an end, the fourth and most intense Commitment Ceremony of the experiment arrives. (S12 Ep21) [S]

Monday 21:05 - 22:05

Brand new series: After Sam Prince's shock move on Jules, his friendship with Tristan is in tatters. Freddy has a secret. And Sophie helps Sam Vanderpump pick an engagement ring! (S29 Ep3) [S]

Monday 22:05 - 23:15

More hopeful singletons visit the First Dates restaurant. Will vet Simon see past lawyer Arunima's wheelchair? And can Londoners Suzie and Gareth find that certain spark? (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 23:15 - 00:20

On the box this time: Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Holidaying with Jane McDonald, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment and Peaky Blinders. (S19 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:20 - 01:20

Married couple Abbie and Charlie are missing one thing from their family: a woman to turn them into a throuple. And glamour puss Chrissie is looking for husband number four. (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:20 - 02:55

Brand new series: As a tumultuous week of meeting friends and families comes to an end, the fourth and most intense Commitment Ceremony of the experiment arrives. (S12 Ep21) [S]

Tuesday 02:55 - 03:50

Brand new series: After Sam Prince's shock move on Jules, his friendship with Tristan is in tatters. Freddy has a secret. And Sophie helps Sam Vanderpump pick an engagement ring! (S29 Ep3) [S,SL]

Tuesday 03:50 - 04:15

I Caddyshacked the Pool: Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plans could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:15 - 04:40

Boy Barry: Murray's new moustache ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5/24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:40 - 05:05

Welcome to the Hero: Dave earns Calvin's respect when he thwarts a robbery at the barbershop, until the recognition goes to his head and he starts exaggerating. (S3 Ep14) [S]

Tuesday 05:05 - 05:30

Welcome to the Challenge: When Victor Alvarez, the owner of auto-repair chain Motor Boys, tries to steal Calvin's customers, the Butlers and Johnsons join forces. (S3 Ep15) [S]

Tuesday 05:30 - 06:00

Regrets Only: Phil and Claire have a huge fight but Phil hasn't got a clue what it's about. Gloria and Jay try to help them. (S2 Ep16) [S]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30

Sienna's health fears continue to grow, and a new friendship blossoms. Meanwhile, a mother is panic-stricken, and a wife is forced to reveal the truth... [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55

In this special episode, Hollyoaks journeys back to the missing year and unwraps some of the challenges the residents faced, including Mercedes' diagnosis and Joel's relapse... [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S3 Ep12/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30

Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00

Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets inducted into the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit NASA with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters: Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being: The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labour, and Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 12:40

Brand new series: As a tumultuous week of meeting friends and families comes to an end, the fourth and most intense Commitment Ceremony of the experiment arrives. (S12 Ep21) [S]

Tuesday 12:40 - 13:05

The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Sheldon and Leonard fall out when they're asked to collaborate at a physics conference. Penny tries to help but just makes things worse. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:05 - 13:35

The Loobenfeld Decay: Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny singing on stage in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's fib gets out of control. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:35 - 14:05

The Pancake Batter Anomaly: Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. But his friends, who know how miserable he is when he's ill, stay well away. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:05 - 14:30

A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree: The new and final series commences! In the first episode, news of the tornado reaches Sheldon and Mary in Germany. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog: Sheldon realises that he's the weakest student in his class, and Meemaw sets out to expand her gambling business. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Strangers on a Treadmill: Claire and Mitchell help each other spare their partners from embarrassment - Cameron from wardrobe choices, and Phil from his estate agents' speech. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Unplugged: Claire and Phil challenge the family to a digital detox contest. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Panty Piñata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Lizard-Spock Expansion: Howard is furious when a woman who he likes falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... Perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9/23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase: Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of The Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. (S8 Ep24/25) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Rex continues to fight his conscience, while a fearful Sienna frantically tries to put things in order. And a party ends in disaster, but things are about to get worse for one resident... [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 21:00

...Australia: Brand new series: It's time for the Couples Retreat in Byron Bay. But one bride storms out, and one groom is left questioning who he can trust. (S12 Ep22) [S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

True crime documentary. The dramatic story of twin sisters defrauded by a sinister con artist who masqueraded as a generous, fun-loving firefighter but wasn't such a hero after all. (Ep2/4) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers tune in to Bridgerton, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof, Made in Chelsea, and the news on Rishi Sunak and the Partygate scandal. (S19 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:05 - 00:10

Gamer Lauren is looking for her perfect player number two to help her reboot her love life. And Ryan is searching for a silver fox with a dad bod. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:10 - 01:10

Singleton Nicole's friends call her Bridget Jones. At first glance, chartered surveyor Gary is no Mr Darcy, but will his karaoke skills impress Nicole? (S5 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 01:10 - 02:35

Brand new series: It's time for the Couples Retreat in Byron Bay. But one bride storms out, and one groom is left questioning who he can trust. (S12 Ep22) [S]

Wednesday 02:35 - 03:30

The Goggleboxers tune in to Bridgerton, SAS: Who Dares Wins, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof, Made in Chelsea, and the news on Rishi Sunak and the Partygate scandal. (S19 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 03:30 - 03:55

Couples Costume: Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating at Halloween, but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:55 - 04:20

Lucky: Barry badgers Murray into getting him a puppy. Beverly wants to join in with Erica and Lainey's pyjama party, but they won't let her. (S3 Ep7/24) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:20 - 04:45

Welcome to the Test Run: Gemma wants another baby, but Dave's worried that she's forgotten how difficult a new-born is, so he gets a robotic doll to remind her. (S3 Ep16) [S]

Wednesday 04:45 - 05:10

Welcome to the Invasion: When Calvin's arch-rivals, the Pink Ladies, move their manicure business into the local barbershop, Dave encourages him to make peace. (S3 Ep17) [S]

Wednesday 05:10 - 06:00

Two Monkeys and a Panda: While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. (S2 Ep17) [S]

Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30

In this special episode, Hollyoaks journeys back to the missing year and unwraps some of the challenges the residents faced, including Mercedes' diagnosis and Joel's relapse... [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55

Rex continues to fight his conscience, while a fearful Sienna frantically tries to put things in order. And a party ends in disaster, but things are about to get worse for one resident... [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00

Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30

How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00

No Loan Again, Naturally: When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord. (S20 Ep12/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Indecision Amalgamation: Raj has a dating dilemma. Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film. Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of string theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame: Sheldon confronts the failure of his database, Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents, and Missy feels forgotten. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam: Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige. (S6 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: It's time for the Couples Retreat in Byron Bay. But one bride storms out, and one groom is left questioning who he can trust. (S12 Ep22) [S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Jerusalem Duality: Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core by a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than him. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Bat Jar Conjecture: Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Nerdvana Annihilation: Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy: Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back, Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr, and Meemaw and Dale adjust. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker: Missy steps up, Mary has a surprise for George, and Sheldon finds his dorm occupied. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

Halloween: Claire, who loves Halloween, ropes in the whole family to spookify the Dunphy house, but none of it goes quite to plan. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

Chirp: Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick. Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Coming to Homerica: When nearby Ogdenville's unemployed come to Springfield looking for jobs, Mayor Quimby shuts the town's borders and enlists private citizens to guard them. (S20 Ep21/21) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he act on her advice? (S2 Ep10/23) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's hunky colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments everyone. (S2 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson: Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. (S8 Ep25/25) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

Grace gets a warning, but can Donny break through to Dillon? Meanwhile, a family reunion continues to grow, but at what cost? [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 21:00

...Australia: Brand new series: The Couples Retreat takes a dramatic turn. A bride's behaviour causes a storm, and another bride reaches breaking point at the final night drinks. (S12 Ep23) [S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

Andrea and her son Stephan roll up for an evening of double dating. And bagpipe instructor Adam is deflated by online dating; can he get back on song with fellow Scot Conor? (S21 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05

On the box this time, Britain's Got Talent, The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe, Romeo and Duet, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof, Roar, and Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. (S19 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05

Self-professed 'crazy camel lady' Sandra is after a mature man to ride off into the sunset with. Pansexual erotic writer Toni-Ann dreams of being the heroine in her own sexy novel. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 01:10

Andrea and her son Stephan roll up for an evening of double dating. And bagpipe instructor Adam is deflated by online dating; can he get back on song with fellow Scot Conor? (S21 Ep2) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:10 - 02:30

Brand new series: The Couples Retreat takes a dramatic turn. One bride's behaviour causes a storm, and another bride reaches breaking point at the final night drinks. (S12 Ep23) [S]

Thursday 02:30 - 03:30

On the box this time, Britain's Got Talent, The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe, Romeo and Duet, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof, Roar, and Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over. (S19 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 03:30 - 03:55

In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:55 - 04:25

Wingmom: Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough, Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9/24) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:25 - 04:50

Welcome to the Surprise: Calvin receives an unconventional birthday gift involving his dad, so Dave suggests they spend the day celebrating the late patriarch. (S3 Ep18) [S]

Thursday 04:50 - 05:20

Welcome to the Family: When Dave starts researching his genealogy, he makes a surprising discovery - he and Calvin are more than just neighbours. (S4 Ep1) [S]

Thursday 05:20 - 06:00

Boys' Night: Jay's attempt to avoid a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's boys' night out. (S2 Ep18) [S]

Thursday 06:00 - 06:30

Me? Jealous?: Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad, that he doesn't notice when Claire thinks that Tad is being inappropriate with her. (S3 Ep14) [S]

Thursday 06:30 - 06:55

Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15) [S]

Thursday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Thursday 07:00 - 08:00

Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1/13) [S,SL]

Thursday 08:00 - 08:30

Gone Maggie Gone: When Marge is temporarily blinded, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa has to go undercover as a nun to find her. (S20 Ep13/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 08:30 - 09:00

In the Name of the Grandfather: Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time. (S20 Ep14/21) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

The Anything Can Happen Recurrence: Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult: Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favourite TV show. (S6 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal: Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Missy is caught between two friends. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 12:30

Brand new series: The Couples Retreat takes a dramatic turn. One bride's behaviour causes a storm, and another bride reaches breaking point at the final night drinks. (S12 Ep23) [S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Shiksa Indeterminacy: Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Peanut Reaction: Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard, with help from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Tangerine Factor: When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. And each of them turns to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy: Sheldon helps his roommate on the stock market, Missy and Billy have a party, and Mary finds a new church. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning: Georgie and Mandy's wedding plans pit Mary against Mandy's mum, Audrey, with baby CeeCee caught in the middle. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

Manny Get Your Gun: Everyone gathers at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, although Manny himself is experiencing a mini-life crisis about getting older. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

Mother Tucker: Cameron loves his mum, so Mitchell isn't sure how to tell Cam that she makes him uncomfortable. When Haley breaks up with Dylan, Phil takes it harder than anyone. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Financial Permeability: When Sheldon lends Penny some money, it brings her ex-boyfriend Kurt back into her life, with negative consequences for the gang. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother, Beverly, has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

Treehouse of Horror XIII: Homer's cloning hammock spirals out of control, and Lisa's meddling leaves Springfield vulnerable to zombie attack. (S14 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

Now Museum, Now You Don't: Lisa explores the wonders of western art. She becomes Lisanardo, and Bart turns into a French impressionist. (S32 Ep3) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 21:00

...Australia: Brand new series: The fifth dinner party is an arena of exploding tensions, as confrontations, accusations and betrayals fracture the group. (S12 Ep24) [S]

Thursday 21:00 - 21:30

Thorpe Park: After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park, where Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:30 - 22:00

Will Gets a Girlfriend: Will sees that going to a mixed-sex school isn't so bad when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above. But he alienates his hard-won new friends. (S1 Ep4/6) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:05

On the box this time: Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored and Formula 1: Drive to Survive. (S19 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:05 - 00:10

A celebration of Naked Attraction's very best naughty bits, revisiting times when the show broke new dating ground, including when trans woman and celebrity Lauren Harries entered a pod. [AD,S]

Friday 00:10 - 01:35

Brand new series: The fifth dinner party is an arena of exploding tensions, as confrontations, accusations and betrayals fracture the group. (S12 Ep24) [S]