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Today 02:30 - 02:55

Bill's Wedding: Beverly promises to throw Bill and Dolores a perfect wedding in less than 24 hours. (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]

Today 02:55 - 03:25

ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 03:25 - 04:15

Brand new series - Caught Between a Dock and a Heart Place: There're clashes when two stews pursue the same deckhand. The interior are in disarray when Aesha is rushed to hospital. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Today 04:15 - 05:10

Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4/13) [S,SL]

Today 05:10 - 06:00

Yippie Kayak: Peralta, Boyle and Gina get into trouble while doing some shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Today 06:00 - 06:30

The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [S]

Today 06:30 - 06:55

Spring-a-Ding-Fling: Cameron oversees the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. (S5 Ep16) [S]

Today 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Today 07:00 - 08:00

Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8/13) [S,SL]

Today 08:00 - 09:00

Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9/13) [S,SL]

Today 09:00 - 09:30

Treehouse of Horror X: Ned comes back to haunt the Simpsons after Marge accidentally runs him down, and Bart and Lisa get zapped by radiation and become superheroes. (S11 Ep4/22) [AD,S]

Today 09:30 - 10:00

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt): The Simpsons are forced to flee to the countryside, where Homer accidentally invents highly addictive tomacco. But the animals like it too... (S11 Ep5/22) [AD,S]

Today 10:00 - 10:30

The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin: Sheldon battles President Hagemeyer's mysterious boss over the university's science requirements. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 11:00 - 11:30

Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20) [S]

Today 11:30 - 12:00

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [S]

Today 12:00 - 12:30

ClosetCon '13: Jay begrudgingly returns to ClosetCon, and things get interesting when he's reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]

Today 12:30 - 13:00

The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to make a speech at his old high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22) [AD,S]

Today 13:00 - 13:30

The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23) [AD,S]

Today 13:30 - 14:00

The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24) [AD,S]

Today 14:00 - 14:30

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli: While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret and Missy wants to babysit. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Today 14:30 - 15:00

A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband: George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Today 15:00 - 15:30

The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [S]

Today 15:30 - 16:00

Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [S]

Today 16:00 - 16:30

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Today 16:30 - 17:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Today 17:00 - 17:30

The Empathy Optimization: The gang plan a Sheldon-free weekend in Las Vegas after coping with his constant demands, rudeness and ingratitude when he was ill. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]

Today 17:30 - 18:00

The Meemaw Materialization: Sheldon is thrilled when his beloved grandma 'Meemaw' comes to visit, but his excitement fades when she butts heads with Amy. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]

Today 18:00 - 18:30

The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a special live Valentine's Day episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15) [AD,S]

Today 18:30 - 19:00

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:00 - 19:30

The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Today 19:30 - 20:00

Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]

Today 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Running Aft-er Time: Aesha loses patience when her stews' work slips. And the anchor gets stuck, leaving the yacht stranded at sea. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Today 21:00 - 22:00

On the box this time: Britain's Got Talent, One Night Stand, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Freeze the Fear with Wim Hof and Great British History Hunters. (S19 Ep12) [AD,S]

Today 22:00 - 23:05

This time on the Box: Heartstopper, Made in Chelsea, The Circle, Bee Czar, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, and BBC News (local elections/Keir Starmer Beergate). (S19 Ep13) [AD,S]

Today 23:05 - 00:10

How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for? (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:10 - 00:40

The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems, they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 00:40 - 01:05

The Confirmation Polarization: Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super-asymmetry theory is proved correct. Bernadette enjoys some big success at work. (S12 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:05 - 01:40

Brand new series - The Last Temptation of Jerry: Rick and Morty continue series eight! In this episode the Smiths learn the meaning of Easter. (S8 Ep4/10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 01:40 - 01:55

[adult swim] Brand new series - Thy Neighbor's Life: Animated adult comedy with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). Mike and the team are invited to a neighbour's house for dinner. (S3 Ep13) [S]

Tomorrow 01:55 - 02:10

[adult swim] Brand new series - My Favorite Mystery: Animated adult comedy series with Mike Tyson (voicing himself). The team reminisce about their favourite mysteries. (S3 Ep14) [S]

Tomorrow 02:10 - 02:35

Eight Misbehavin': Apu and Manjula take fertility drugs to get pregnant and end up with octuplets. Local companies shower them with gifts, until the Shelbyville Nine are born. (S11 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 02:35 - 03:00

9 Days: Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:00 - 03:25

The Cruise: Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 03:25 - 04:15

Brand new series - Running Aft-er Time: Aesha loses patience when her stews' work slips. And the anchor gets stuck, leaving the yacht stranded at sea. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 04:15 - 05:05

PJ's Steakhouse: In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5/13) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 05:05 - 06:00

The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30

Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [S]

Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55

Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [S]

Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00

Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00

Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11/13) [S,SL]

Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder: Homer bowls a perfect 300 and becomes a celebrity, even appearing on the Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man and his old nemesis Ron Howard. (S11 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30

An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room: Sheldon gets a dorm room to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00

A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit: Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 11:00 - 11:30

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [S]

Tomorrow 11:30 - 12:00

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [S]

Tomorrow 12:00 - 12:30

The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 12:30 - 13:00

The Matrimonial Momentum: Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman. Sheldon doesn't know how to act when Amy breaks up with him. (S9 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30

The Separation Oscillation: Sheldon films a special post-break-up episode of Fun with Flags. Bernadette feels guilty about withholding a secret from Penny. (S9 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00

The Bachelor Party Corrosion: The guys' science skills are tested when they get a flat tyre during Leonard's surprise bachelor party weekend in Mexico. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker: Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People: The Coopers face judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30

Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [S]

Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00

White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [S]

Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30

Pygmoelian: After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star. (S11 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00

Bart to the Future: Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President. (S11 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30

The Positive Negative Reaction: When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00

The Celebration Experimentation: The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party, in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30

The Application Deterioration: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news... (S23 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30

Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Chain Reaction: To avoid being stranded at sea, Captain Sandy makes a critical decision that could impact the season. And wildfires encroach on the marina. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tomorrow 21:00 - 23:00

(2014) Comedy sequel. The lads visit Jay in Australia after he tells them he's living a life of hedonism and sexual promiscuity as a superstar DJ. [AD,S]

Tomorrow 23:00 - 01:10

(2012) Adult comedy. Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan and Seann William Scott star in this American Pie sequel. The class of 1999 gather to reminisce and misbehave. [S]

Saturday 01:10 - 01:40

The Meteorite Manifestation: Sheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette with some bureaucratic paperwork, until he realises they are breaking the law. (S12 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 01:40 - 02:10

The Donation Oscillation: Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:10 - 02:35

Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]

Saturday 02:35 - 03:00

The 9-8: The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:00 - 03:50

Brand new series - Chain Reaction: To avoid being stranded at sea, Captain Sandy makes a critical decision that could impact the season. And wildfires encroach on the marina. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]

Saturday 03:50 - 04:40

Fleming: Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6/13) [S,SL]

Saturday 04:40 - 05:05

Dee-Vorced: Beverly is stunned to learn that Brea's mom Vicki is divorced. Barry struggles with feeling left out of the JTP. (S8 Ep5) [AD,S]

Saturday 05:05 - 06:00

Eracism: After seeing Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing, Adam attempts to end racism in Jenkintown. Geoff is horrified to learn that Erica has no moral compass. (S8 Ep6) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:00 - 06:10

Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S,W]

Saturday 06:10 - 06:35

Hostage Situation: Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]

Saturday 06:35 - 07:05

Girl Talk: Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:05 - 07:35

A Wall Street Thanksgiving: Murray has to intervene when Marvin reveals that he's become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 07:35 - 08:05

The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:05 - 08:35

Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 08:35 - 09:05

We Didn't Start the Fire: Erica tells Beverly that she's going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops gives Barry advice on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 09:05 - 10:05

Sushi Ko: Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7/13) [S]

Saturday 10:05 - 11:05

Lido Di Manhattan: Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help? (S3 Ep8/13) [S]

Saturday 11:05 - 12:05

Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9/13) [S]

Saturday 12:05 - 13:05

Mama Rita's: Gordon Ramsay visits Mexican restaurant Mama Rita's in Newbury Park, southern California, to try to bring new ideas to the business. (S3 Ep10/13) [S]

Saturday 13:05 - 15:00

(2020) Adventure-comedy adaptation of the iconic video game. Super-fast hedgehog Sonic (Ben Schwartz) must flee from an evil scientist (Jim Carrey) on Earth. [AD,S]

Saturday 15:00 - 15:30

The D & D Vortex: When the gang find out that Wil Wheaton is hosting a celebrity game of Dungeons & Dragons at his home, deception and betrayal take hold. (S12 Ep16) [AD,S]

Saturday 15:30 - 16:00

The Conference Valuation: Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of Michael and Halley while they are away. (S12 Ep17) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:00 - 16:30

The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18) [AD,S]

Saturday 16:30 - 17:00

The Inspiration Deprivation: Amy has a meltdown when she feels the pressure of what it would mean for women everywhere if she were to win a Nobel Prize. (S12 Ep19) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:00 - 17:30

The Great Louse Detective: When someone tries to murder Homer, Chief Wiggum seeks help from someone who understands the mind of a killer: Sideshow Bob. (S14 Ep6/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 17:30 - 18:00

Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking): When Skinner stands up Mrs Krabappel to attend to his mother's whims, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. (S14 Ep7/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:00 - 18:30

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts: Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 18:30 - 19:00

At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:00 - 19:30

Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 19:30 - 20:00

How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit, so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to find the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:00 - 20:30

Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's staff with robots but decides to keep Homer as the only human employee. (S23 Ep17/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 20:30 - 21:00

Beware My Cheating Bart: Jimbo's girlfriend likes Bart - which isn't entirely good news... (S23 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Saturday 21:00 - 22:00

Celebs including Mo Gilligan, Clare Balding and Olly Alexander have been watching Clarkson's Farm, Snakes on a Plane, Fresh, Fried and Crispy, Tiny World, and other top shows. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]

Saturday 22:00 - 23:05

What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty. (S25 Ep9) [AD,S]

Saturday 23:05 - 00:05

This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more. (S25 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 00:05 - 01:10

Ex-pop star Jay and call centre manager Brett reveal some surprises from their past and play a game of dare. Primary school teacher Richard gives his date Jess a '15 out of 10'. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 01:10 - 02:10

In a First Dates first, twins Rebecca and Stephen nervously embark on a double date, with engineer Kristian and legal assistant Emily. Meanwhile, Fred's dad visits the restaurant. (S11 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 02:10 - 03:10

What do the Goggleboxers think of Black Mirror, Gladiators and The Apprentice? Also, Britain's Got Talent, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer and Casualty. (S25 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 03:10 - 04:00

This time it's Corrie, The Stolen Girl, The Piano, Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother, savoury cocktails on Saturday Kitchen, the News on Katy Perry in space, and more. (S25 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:00 - 04:50

In Los Angeles, Gordon visits M'Dears Bakery and Bistro, which specialises in Southern cuisine with a Californian twist, to revamp the dated dining area and the menu. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 04:50 - 06:00

Gordon revamps Lowery's Seafood in Tappahannock, Virginia, where he finds two brothers - the owner and the manager - at loggerheads. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]

Sunday 06:00 - 07:10

A surprise guest drops a bombshell at Mercedes' remission party. Jez tries to cover his tracks as Dodger hunts for answers, while Dodger takes pity on Clare. And an unlikely romance begins. [AD,S]

Sunday 07:10 - 07:20

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Sunday 07:20 - 08:25

The Northern Soul One: Nathan loves music and Stoke-on-Trent, so when bride-to-be Beccie gives him free rein to organise their wedding, he plans Northern Soul nuptials. (S2 Ep3/30) [S]

Sunday 08:25 - 09:25

Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11/13) [S]

Sunday 09:25 - 10:20

In Los Angeles, Gordon visits M'Dears Bakery and Bistro, which specialises in Southern cuisine with a Californian twist, to revamp the dated dining area and the menu. (S2 Ep9) [AD,S]

Sunday 10:20 - 11:20

Gordon revamps Lowery's Seafood in Tappahannock, Virginia, where he finds two brothers - the owner and the manager - at loggerheads. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]

Sunday 11:20 - 12:20

Seafarer's Family Restaurant: Gordon takes on Seafarer's, a seafood restaurant in Manquin, Virginia, but it has one of the most disgusting kitchens he's ever seen. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]

Sunday 12:20 - 12:50

The Decision Reverberation: Raj publishes a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Penny encourages Leonard to stand up for himself. (S12 Ep20) [AD,S]

Sunday 12:50 - 13:20

The Plagiarism Schism: Barry Kripke finds proof that Dr Pemberton plagiarised his thesis in college. Should Sheldon and Amy turn in their rival? (S12 Ep21) [AD,S]

Sunday 13:20 - 13:50

The Maternal Conclusion: Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22) [AD,S]

Sunday 13:50 - 14:20

The Change Constant: Sheldon and Amy stay up late awaiting a phone call that could bring big news from the Nobel Committee: are their lives about to change? (S12 Ep23) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:20 - 14:55

The Stockholm Syndrome: Howard and Bernadette go on a trip without their children, Leonard and Penny try to keep a secret, and Raj makes a new friend. (S12 Ep24) [AD,S]

Sunday 14:55 - 15:30

Pilot: The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's geeky world is shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful new neighbour. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S]

Sunday 15:30 - 18:25

(2009) Raucous sci-fi action sequel with Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. Can Sam and Mikaela prevent the scourge of the Decepticon robots from destroying the Earth? [AD,S]

Sunday 18:25 - 19:00

Lisa Goes Gaga: Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. Lady Gaga guest stars. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:00 - 19:30

Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Sunday 19:30 - 20:00

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:00 - 20:30

Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 20:30 - 21:00

Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:00 - 21:30

Brand new series - Cryo Mort a Rickver: Series eight continues. Life has meaning! A cryoshop is ripe for the picking in this episode. (S8 Ep5/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 21:30 - 22:00

Brand new series - The Last Temptation of Jerry: Rick and Morty continue series eight! In this episode the Smiths learn the meaning of Easter. (S8 Ep4/10) [AD,S]

Sunday 22:00 - 00:40

(2013) All-American action thriller starring Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx. A Capitol police officer steps up to protect the President when the White House is compromised. [AD,S]

Monday 00:40 - 01:40

The Goggleboxers tune in to Eurovision, Beat the Chasers, The Queen's Platinum Jubilee Celebration, The Repair Shop, Drag Me to Hell and ITV News on the Jubilee pudding. (S19 Ep14) [AD,S]

Monday 01:40 - 02:50

What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of Prince Andrew & the Epstein Scandal: The Newsnight Interview, The War of the Worlds, Mountain Vets and I'm a Celebrity...? (S14 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 02:50 - 03:45

Glamorous former reality TV star Aisleyne meets 'man's man' Darren. And will the stars align for sci-fi fans Warren and John? (S11 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]

Monday 03:45 - 04:10

Hanukkah on the Seas: Pop-Pop offers to pay for a family cruise. And during her first Hanukkah with the Schwartzes, Erica realises that they're not perfect. (S8 Ep7) [AD,S]

Monday 04:10 - 04:30

Bevy's Big Murder Mystery Party: Beverly's first murder mystery party takes a surprising turn. And Erica struggles to pick a major. (S8 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 04:30 - 06:00

A surprise guest drops a bombshell at Mercedes' remission party. Jez tries to cover his tracks as Dodger hunts for answers, while Dodger takes pity on Clare. And an unlikely romance begins. [AD,S,SL]

Monday 06:00 - 06:30

Feeling rejected by his mum, Jez reveals the truth to someone else... Mercedes supports Bobby as he prepares to do the right thing, and Dodger takes pity on Clare. [AD,S]

Monday 06:30 - 06:55

Donny is determined to find Bobby and, with time ticking, Mercedes seeks help. Elsewhere, an unlikely romance blossoms. And does one resident have a dark ulterior motive? [AD,S]

Monday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Monday 07:00 - 08:00

Gordon Returns 1: Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S3 Ep12/13) [S,SL]

Monday 08:00 - 09:00

Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13/13) [S,SL]

Monday 09:00 - 09:30

Take My Wife, Sleaze: Homer wins a motorbike and forms the Hell's Satans biker gang with Lenny, Carl, Moe and Flanders. But then they run into the original Hell's Satans... (S11 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Monday 09:30 - 10:00

Grift of the Magi: After Bart breaks his coccyx and ends up using a wheelchair, Principal Skinner foolishly hires Fat Tony to build ramps at the school. (S11 Ep9/22) [AD,S]

Monday 10:00 - 10:30

A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance: Sheldon attends his first comic book convention and Mary tries selling make-up. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Monday 10:30 - 11:00

A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender: Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbours, while George Sr learns his job is in jeopardy. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Monday 11:00 - 11:30

American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [S]

Monday 11:30 - 12:00

Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1) [S]

Monday 12:00 - 12:30

The Old Man & the Tree: Jay takes Manny out to cut down a Christmas tree. Gloria is on edge with Mum in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Monday 12:30 - 13:00

The 2003 Approximation: Sheldon sulks when Penny and Leonard announce that they're moving in together. Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book shop. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]

Monday 13:00 - 13:30

The Perspiration Implementation: The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke. Stuart struggles to attract female customers to the comic book shop. (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]

Monday 13:30 - 14:00

The Helium Insufficiency: Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]

Monday 14:00 - 14:30

A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future: While Sheldon struggles to cope with the first signs of puberty, his parents both hunt for new jobs. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]

Monday 14:30 - 15:00

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo: Series six commences! George Sr bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]

Monday 15:00 - 15:30

Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [S]

Monday 15:30 - 16:00

Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [S]

Monday 16:00 - 16:30

Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses: After forgetting his birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. (S11 Ep18/22) [AD,S]

Monday 16:30 - 17:00

Kill the Alligator and Run: Homer thinks he only has four years to live. So he takes the family on holiday to Florida, but does something foolish and gets into big trouble... (S11 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Monday 17:00 - 17:30

The Solder Excursion Diversion: Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]

Monday 17:30 - 18:00

The Big Bear Precipitation: Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]

Monday 18:00 - 18:30

The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]

Monday 18:30 - 19:00

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again: Bart sees an ad for the ultimate cruise, begs his parents for a holiday, and then tries to make the vacation last forever. (S23 Ep19/22) [AD,S]

Monday 19:00 - 19:30

As Vicky turns to drink, a loose-lipped confession sends shockwaves. Clare's sinister agenda starts to surface. And will Dillon's test results bring closure or more chaos for him and Lucas? [AD,S]

Monday 19:30 - 20:00

Lisa Goes Gaga: Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. Lady Gaga guest stars. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Monday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Dirty Laundry: The crew struggle to undock during wildfires. Aesha overhears something that make her doubt her team's lunch service abilities. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]

Monday 21:00 - 22:00

On the box this time: Hunted, Bake Off: The Professionals, Made in Chelsea, Love in the Jungle, Top of the Pops 1992, Dickinson's Real Deal, and BBC News (PM's party photos). (S19 Ep15) [AD,S]

Monday 22:00 - 23:05

Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Starstruck, The Home Edit, Made in Chelsea, SAS, This Is Going to Hurt, Dynasties II, and Pam & Tommy. (S19 Ep16) [AD,S]

Monday 23:05 - 00:05

Glamorous former reality TV star Aisleyne meets 'man's man' Darren. And will the stars align for sci-fi fans Warren and John? (S11 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:05 - 00:35

The D & D Vortex: When the gang find out that Wil Wheaton is hosting a celebrity game of Dungeons & Dragons at his home, deception and betrayal take hold. (S12 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 00:35 - 01:05

The Conference Valuation: Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of Michael and Halley while they are away. (S12 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:05 - 01:35

House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]

Tuesday 01:35 - 02:05

Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:05 - 02:30

Cocoon: When Pops falls asleep at the cinema, Adam worries that his grandpa is slowing down. Bev drags Erica into a contract dispute with her cookbook publisher. (S8 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:30 - 02:55

Geoff's New Hat: When Geoff decides to change his look, Barry worries that they're growing apart. Bev is frustrated when Murray refuses to spend time with her. (S8 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 02:55 - 03:20

The Old Man & the Tree: Jay takes Manny out to cut down a Christmas tree. Gloria is on edge with Mum in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]

Tuesday 03:20 - 04:10

Brand new series - Dirty Laundry: The crew struggle to undock during wildfires. Aesha overhears something that make her doubt her team's lunch service abilities. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 04:10 - 05:00

Gordon Returns 1: Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S3 Ep12/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 05:00 - 05:25

House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 05:25 - 06:00

Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S,SL]

Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30

Donny is determined to find Bobby and, with time ticking, Mercedes seeks help. Elsewhere, an unlikely romance blossoms. And does one resident have a dark ulterior motive? [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55

As Vicky turns to drink, a loose-lipped confession sends shockwaves. Clare's sinister agenda starts to surface. And will Dillon's test results bring closure or more chaos for him and Lucas? [AD,S]

Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]

Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00

Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00

Classic American: Best pals Colleen and Naomi bought Classic American in New York together, but their inexperience is pushing their friendship to the edge. Can Gordon help? (S4 Ep2/13) [S,SL]

Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30

Little Big Mom: When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, Lisa takes over running the Simpson household, and Homer and Bart end up moving to a leper colony in Hawaii. (S11 Ep10/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00

Faith Off: Homer gets a bucket of superglue stuck to his head and the only person who can remove it is a preacher (Don Cheadle), who inspires Bart to become a faith healer. (S11 Ep11/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30

A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles: When a new scientist joins the lab, Sheldon is the odd man out. And Mary is given a lotto ticket. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]

Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00

A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number: Sheldon joins Dr Linkletter and Dr Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]

Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30

The Day Alex Left for College: Phil and Claire feel snubbed when Alex gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid them making it a big deal. (S7 Ep2) [S]

Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Closet Case: Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily, but when he sees how intimate living together means, he has second thoughts. (S7 Ep3) [S]

Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30

And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Spock Resonance: While he's being interviewed for a documentary about Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Mystery Date Observation: While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help him find a new girlfriend online. (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]

Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Platonic Permutation: At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30

Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific: Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Mary struggles to find her footing without the church. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]

Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00

Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy: Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma; Mary tries her hand at writing; Mandy needs a new place to live. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30

Clean for a Day: Before Claire officially takes over Jay's business, she decides she must get the house in order and make the family clean out the clutter. (S7 Ep12) [S]

Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00

Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [S]

Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30

Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and hide out in the mall. (S11 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge: Otto's rock 'n' roll marriage to his girlfriend Becky (Parker Posey) is over as soon as it's begun. So Becky moves in with the Simpsons. (S11 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Line Substitution Solution: Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Convergence Convergence: Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24) [AD,S]

Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00

The Spy Who Learned Me: While he's on sick leave, Homer learns how to be a better husband, with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain (Bryan Cranston). (S23 Ep20/22) [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30

Dillon spirals, and Lucas is devastated by a shocking betrayal. Donny questions whether Rex is the real culprit. And two guilty villagers make a pact, but can they keep their sordid secret? [AD,S]

Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00

Haw-Haw Land: Nelson goes all-out to impress Lisa when she falls for the talented new boy at school. And Bart takes up chemistry - but to what end? (S29 Ep10/21) [AD,S]

Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - This Boat's Not Big Enough for the Stew of Us: Captain Sandy raises safety concerns with her bosun and also has to intervene in a heated argument. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]

Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00

Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch The Masked Dancer, Married at First Sight UK, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, Bad Sisters and This Is MY House. (S20 Ep1) [AD,S]

Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers watch the Queen's funeral, The Masked Dancer, Frozen Planet II, Bad Sisters, The Grand Tour: A Scandi Flick and Secret Crush. (S20 Ep3) [AD,S]

Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05

Make-up artist and model Danni meets bar manager Aiden, the tallest man ever to enter the First Dates restaurant. Meanwhile, Sachen and Priya discover that they've met before. (S11 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:05 - 00:40

The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 00:40 - 01:05

The Inspiration Deprivation: Amy has a meltdown when she feels the pressure of what it would mean for women everywhere if she were to win a Nobel Prize. (S12 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:05 - 01:40

Cheddar: Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]

Wednesday 01:40 - 02:05

Terry Kitties: Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:05 - 02:30

Quaker Warden: Worried that her children are slipping away, Beverly takes on new responsibilities at William Penn. Murray struggles to work with Formica Mike. (S8 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:30 - 02:55

Lasagna You Deserve: Beverly decides to teach Adam to stand up for himself. Murray realises that he hasn't been a good friend to Vic. (S8 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 02:55 - 03:20

And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 03:20 - 04:10

Brand new series - This Boat's Not Big Enough for the Stew of Us: Captain Sandy raises safety concerns with her bosun and also has to intervene in a heated argument. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]

Wednesday 04:10 - 05:00

Gordon Returns 2: Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. (S3 Ep13/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 05:00 - 05:25

Mr. Ships Ahoy: Barry and Geoff square off in a campus beauty pageant. Beverly struggles to connect with her new colleagues at William Penn. (S8 Ep13) [AD,S]

Wednesday 05:25 - 06:00

Cheddar: Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S,SL]

Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30

As Vicky turns to drink, a loose-lipped confession sends shockwaves. Clare's sinister agenda starts to surface. And will Dillon's test results bring closure or more chaos for him and Lucas? [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55

Dillon spirals, and Lucas is devastated by a shocking betrayal. Donny questions whether Rex is the real culprit. And two guilty villagers make a pact, but can they keep their sordid secret? [AD,S]

Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]

Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00

Down City: Gordon Ramsay tries to save struggling restaurant Down City, in Providence, Rhode Island. But tough-talking owner Abby refuses to take advice from anyone. (S4 Ep3/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00

Grasshopper Also: In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs. (S4 Ep4/13) [S,SL]

Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30

The Mansion Family: Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself. (S11 Ep12/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00

Saddlesore Galactica: Homer and Bart save a horse from the fair and decide to train him as an American footballer. Or maybe a racehorse. (S11 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30

A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car: When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]

Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00

A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth: In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend. And Georgie comes clean to Mandy. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]

Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30

She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4) [S]

Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00

The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [S]

Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30

Under Pressure: The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire gets stressed out by all the pressure. Jay teaches Phil how to play truant. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00

The Earworm Reverberation: Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out that their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30

The Opening Night Excitation: Leonard, Howard and Raj have an extra ticket for the Star Wars movie premiere but can't decide who they should give it to. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]

Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00

The Sales Call Sublimation: Penny gets more than she bargained for when Leonard meets a psychiatrist, while Sheldon and Raj make an astronomical discovery. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30

Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero: Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery. And Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and Meemaw. (S6 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00

A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy': Sheldon becomes a dorm resident advisor. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30

The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [S]

Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00

I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [S]

Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30

Behind the Laughter: A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? (S11 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00

Treehouse of Horror XIII: Homer's cloning hammock spirals out of control, and Lisa's meddling leaves Springfield vulnerable to zombie attack. (S14 Ep1/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30

The Conjugal Conjecture: The gang face an awkward morning after Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father share an evening together. Penny's family arrive in town. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]

Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00

The Military Miniaturization: Howard has a meeting with Air Force representative Colonel Williams about the gyroscope he invented with Leonard and Sheldon. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30

The Dependence Transcendence: Tensions rise when the guys struggle to complete their Air Force project on time and are forced to work around the clock. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]

Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00

Ned 'n' Edna's Blend: Marge offers to host Ned and Edna's secret wedding. (S23 Ep21/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30

Ste faces an impossible choice as guilt consumes Dillon and Lucas crumbles. Elsewhere, Pearl hits breaking point, and Frankie's search for answers could lead to more than she anticipated... [AD,S]

Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00

Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - Regret-Me-Knot: Captain Sandy gives the stews an ultimatum. A deckhand's song about their romantic dilemma is overheard. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]

Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00

The Goggleboxers watch Strictly, Corrie, Antiques Roadshow, Frozen Planet II, Kings of Pain, Help! My House Is Haunted, Only Connect, and ITV News on Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget. (S20 Ep4) [AD,S]

Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05

Flirtation turns to faux pas as the drinks flow on Kristina's date with Nicola. And will cheeky charmer Billy's fear of butter harm his chances of wooing blonde bombshell Olivia? (S11 Ep5) [AD,S]

Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05

Pansexual Sarah can't wait to road test her new body on her first date as a woman. Plumber Jamie's love life has gone down the u-bend, so he's all cisterns go to find a partner. (S11 Ep1) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:05 - 00:35

The Decision Reverberation: Raj publishes a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Penny encourages Leonard to stand up for himself. (S12 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 00:35 - 01:05

The Plagiarism Schism: Barry Kripke finds proof that Dr Pemberton plagiarised his thesis in college. Should Sheldon and Amy turn in their rival? (S12 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:05 - 01:35

Paranoia: Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]

Thursday 01:35 - 02:05

Maximum Security: Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:05 - 02:30

Love Triangle: Barry gets jealous when Geoff invites Erica to the filming of their favourite TV talk show. Beverly makes Adam doubt his relationship with Brea. (S8 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:30 - 02:55

Bever-lé: Beverly starts selling make-up for a French company. And when the NFL players go on strike, Barry decides to try out for the Philadelphia Eagles. (S8 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 02:55 - 03:20

Couple Off: Erica and Geoff compete against Barry and Joanne to see who's the best couple. Adam gets a job to prove his independence to Brea. (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]

Thursday 03:20 - 04:10

Brand new series - Regret-Me-Knot: Captain Sandy gives the stews an ultimatum. A deckhand's song about their romantic dilemma is overheard. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]

Thursday 04:10 - 05:00

Spanish Pavillion: Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working. (S4 Ep1/13) [S,SL]

Thursday 05:00 - 05:25

Under Pressure: The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire gets stressed out by all the pressure. Jay teaches Phil how to play truant. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]

Thursday 05:25 - 06:00

Paranoia: Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S,SL]

Thursday 06:00 - 06:30

A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 06:30 - 06:55

Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [S]

Thursday 06:55 - 07:00

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]

Thursday 07:00 - 08:00

Davide: In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again? (S4 Ep5/13) [S,SL]

Thursday 08:00 - 09:00

Cafe Tavolini: In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that's being neglected as the couple who run it teeter on the edge of divorce. (S4 Ep6/13) [S,SL]

Thursday 09:00 - 09:30

Alone Again Natura-Diddily: When tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track, the Simpsons must help a bereft Ned. (S11 Ep14/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 09:30 - 10:00

Missionary: Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island. (S11 Ep15/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:00 - 10:30

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli: While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret and Missy wants to babysit. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]

Thursday 10:30 - 11:00

A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband: George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]

Thursday 11:00 - 11:30

The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [S]

Thursday 11:30 - 12:00

Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [S]

Thursday 12:00 - 12:30

Three Dinners: Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future, but Haley manages to turn the tables. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 12:30 - 13:00

The Empathy Optimization: The gang plan a Sheldon-free weekend in Las Vegas after coping with his constant demands, rudeness and ingratitude when he was ill. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:00 - 13:30

The Meemaw Materialization: Sheldon is thrilled when his beloved grandma 'Meemaw' comes to visit, but his excitement fades when she butts heads with Amy. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]

Thursday 13:30 - 14:00

The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a special live Valentine's Day episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:00 - 14:30

An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football: George Sr is asked to help with the football team. Mandy finds out about Georgie and Meemaw's secret business. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 14:30 - 15:00

A Tougher Nut and a Note on File: Sheldon's search for a comic leads to a breakthrough. Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]

Thursday 15:00 - 15:30

The Cover-Up: Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies... (S7 Ep16) [S]

Thursday 15:30 - 16:00

Express Yourself: Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation. (S7 Ep17) [S]

Thursday 16:00 - 16:30

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation: Homer goes to a rock 'n' roll camp. When it's time to leave, he just wants to keep rockin' with Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Lenny Kravitz. (S14 Ep2/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 16:30 - 17:00

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: Bart is held back a year at school and Lisa is moved up into the same class as him. (S14 Ep3/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:00 - 17:30

The Cohabitation Experimentation: When Amy's flat is flooded, she has to move out while it is being repaired and proposes a 'cohabitation experiment' with Sheldon. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]

Thursday 17:30 - 18:00

The Hot Tub Contamination: Leonard and Penny intervene when Sheldon and Amy have an argument. Howard and Bernadette are disturbed by unexpected guests. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:00 - 18:30

The Fetal Kick Catalyst: Penny meets her fans at a comic book convention. Sheldon and Amy host brunch at Penny's flat. Howard makes an impulsive purchase. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 18:30 - 19:00

Lisa Goes Gaga: Lisa's plan to use online fake news to boost her popularity backfires. Lady Gaga guest stars. (S23 Ep22/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:00 - 19:30

The Dad Who Knew Too Little: Homer hires a detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know her better. But when Homer doesn't pay him, the detective frames Lisa for a crime. (S14 Ep8/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 19:30 - 20:00

Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]

Thursday 20:00 - 21:00

Brand new series - From Cloud Nine to Flatline: Aesha consoles Captain Sandy after a heartbreaking loss. A stew asks a deckhand out but regret soon follows. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]

Thursday 21:00 - 22:00

On the box this time: Bad Sisters, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, The Kardashians, Super/Natural, A Trip to Infinity, and the BBC News on Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget U-turn. (S20 Ep5) [AD,S]

Thursday 22:00 - 23:05

The Goggleboxers watch Strictly Come Dancing, Our Dementia Choir Sings Again with Vicky McClure, My Possessed Pet, This Morning and The Ex-Wife. (S20 Ep6) [AD,S]

Thursday 23:05 - 00:10

TJ, who's been told that he looks like Johnny Depp, turns up for his date after a few daytime drinks. Meanwhile, Ruth wants a man who can keep up with her in her saucy seventies. (S11 Ep7) [AD,S]

Friday 00:10 - 00:40

The Maternal Conclusion: Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22) [AD,S]

Friday 00:40 - 01:05

The Change Constant: Sheldon and Amy stay up late awaiting a phone call that could bring big news from the Nobel Committee: are their lives about to change? (S12 Ep23) [AD,S]