Today 14:30 - 15:00
Fancy Brudgom: Boyle asks Peralta to be his best man. Jeffords, Santiago and Gina start a new diet but struggle to stick to it. Holt helps Diaz to make a sincere apology. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
13: E4
Fri May 29
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
No Loan Again, Naturally: When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord. (S20 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
Gone Maggie Gone: When Marge temporarily loses her sight, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa has to go undercover as a nun to find her. (S20 Ep13/21) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
In the Name of the Grandfather: Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time. (S20 Ep14/21) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore: Milhouse moves away from town, and Bart comes to realise just how much his pathetic friend means to him. (S15 Ep12/22) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Duffless: Homer fails a breathalyser test while driving home from the Duff brewery and has to quit drinking for a month. (S4 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: With a fractious atmosphere in the air, the couples head off for a weekend retreat. And there are big questions looming for all of the newly-weds. (S19 Ep10) [S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
Brand new series: It's the end-of-agency party, but who have the celebs brought as their dates? And a surprise from the agents tests the connections that have been formed. (S15 Ep20/20) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:50
(2011) Naughty kids are one thing but a naughty teacher? Can titular educator Cameron Diaz win a big-bucks teaching competition... and buy surgical enhancements to seduce Justin Timberlake? [AD,S]
Today 23:50 - 02:00
(2011) Romcom. Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis star as friends who aren't fans of romance. But they do like sex. Can they really sleep together but avoid all that emotion? [AD,S]
Sat May 30
Tomorrow 02:00 - 03:00
Brand new series: It's the end-of-agency party, but who have the celebs brought as their dates? And a surprise from the agents tests the connections that have been formed. (S15 Ep20/20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:00 - 04:00
With a fractious atmosphere in the air, the couples head off for a weekend retreat. And there are big questions looming for all of the newly-weds. (S19 Ep10) [S]
Tomorrow 04:00 - 04:25
You're Under Foot: When Beverly complains that Pops is spending too much time with her at home, Murray takes him back to work at the furniture shop. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:25 - 04:50
The Other Smother: Beverly tries to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, but comes up against a rival meddling mother. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:50 - 06:00
Bride Lauren and music-mad Perry are under the spotlight as they look back on their gig-themed wedding at a popular London music venue. (Ep5) [S]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 07:05
New Olympic Sport: From jet pack hockey to cake launching, the teams build visual representations of wacky new sports for the Olympics. Who'll win Lego gold? (S6 Ep8/12) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 07:05 - 07:25
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope.
Tomorrow 07:25 - 08:35
Brand new series: Breakfast with Borneo's orangutans is a magical way to start the day, but our racers shouldn't hang around too long... Who'll secure a spot in the grand finale? (S7 Ep11)
Tomorrow 08:35 - 09:35
Brand new series: The honeymoons are coming to an end, and normal life is looming. And that's really quite daunting for some of the less lovey-dovey couples. (S19 Ep5)
Tomorrow 09:35 - 10:40
Brand new series: The newly-weds are brought back to earth with a bump when they move in together and start facing the challenges - and arguments - of regular married life. (S19 Ep6)
Tomorrow 10:40 - 11:40
Brand new series: After an explosive meeting with an expert, one couple are left to pick up the pieces of their relationship. But is another pair's marriage already beyond fixing? (S19 Ep7)
Tomorrow 11:40 - 12:40
Charlie's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10)
Tomorrow 12:40 - 13:35
Café Hon: The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14)
Tomorrow 13:35 - 14:05
Homer's Triple Bypass: Homer has a heart attack while he's watching TV. The hospital says he needs a bypass, but Homer can't afford it. Of course, there's always Dr Nick... (S4 Ep11/22)
Tomorrow 14:05 - 14:35
Marge vs the Monorail: When Springfield decides to install a monorail system, Homer is employed as the conductor. There's just one problem: he has no idea what he's doing. (S4 Ep12/22)
Tomorrow 14:35 - 15:05
Selma's Choice: After Homer gets sick from a giant sandwich he's been eating for months, Selma steps in to take the kids to a new alcohol-based theme park. (S4 Ep13/22)
Tomorrow 15:05 - 15:35
Brother from the Same Planet: When Homer is late picking up Bart from a school football game, Bart gets a surrogate dad from an agency. (S4 Ep14/22)
Tomorrow 15:35 - 16:05
Duffless: Homer fails a breathalyser test while driving home from the Duff brewery and has to quit drinking for a month. (S4 Ep16/22)
Tomorrow 16:05 - 16:35
Margical Mystery Tour: The Springfield Library doesn't have enough books to help with the kids' research papers, so Marge steps in with some anecdotes on historical figures. (S15 Ep11/22)
Tomorrow 16:35 - 17:05
Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore: Milhouse moves away from town, and Bart comes to realise just how much his pathetic friend means to him. (S15 Ep12/22)
Tomorrow 17:05 - 17:35
The Star of the Backstage: Marge gets nostalgic about her days as stage manager of her high school play and reunites the cast for a re-run. They say you should never go back... (S33 Ep1)
Tomorrow 17:35 - 18:05
Bart's in Jail!: When a phone scammer who's pretending to be Bart fools Grampa into giving away $10,000, it's Homer who's the real victim. According to Homer, anyway. (S33 Ep2)
Tomorrow 18:05 - 18:35
Treehouse of Horror XXXII: Another Halloween helping of spooky tales, featuring some chilling takes on classic films including Parasite, Nightmare on Elm Street and, er, Bambi. (S33 Ep3)
Tomorrow 18:35 - 19:05
The Wayz We Were: Evergreen Terrace becomes one giant traffic jam thanks to a new GPS app. Moe reunites with an old flame - and this time he's determined to not screw it up. (S33 Ep4)
Tomorrow 19:05 - 21:00
(2022) Poignant road-trip comedy with Channing Tatum. A soldier with PTSD must escort a traumatised army canine to a comrade's funeral. Can man and dog save each other's lives?
Tomorrow 21:00 - 22:00
The best moments of Series 7 as a rolling cast of famous faces tune in for The 1% Club for Soccer Aid, Coronation Street, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment and Match Me Abroad. (S7 Ep7)
Tomorrow 22:00 - 23:05
The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Faking It, Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Night Coppers, Inside Our Minds, and Naked and Afraid. (S25 Ep15)
Tomorrow 23:05 - 00:05
The Goggleboxers check out all the best TV from early 2025 in this special episode. (S25 Ep16) [SL]
Sun May 31
Sunday 00:05 - 01:05
Tattooed yoga lover Jak, vibrant 70-year-old fashion stylist Christine and Stetson-wearing Simon from Dallas are among the diners looking for love. (S9 Ep12) [SL]
Sunday 01:05 - 02:10
Bina, who runs a bridal business, hopes to find husband material. And will adventurer Stephen run a mile when he finds out that his date Dina wants to start a family? (S9 Ep13) [SL]
Sunday 02:10 - 03:10
The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Faking It, Virgin Island, The Four Seasons, Night Coppers, Inside Our Minds, and Naked and Afraid. (S25 Ep15) [SL]
Sunday 03:10 - 04:05
The Goggleboxers check out all the best TV from early 2025 in this special episode. (S25 Ep16) [SL]
Sunday 04:05 - 05:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16) [SL]
Sunday 05:00 - 05:25
Hawaii: A relaxing family vacation in Hawaii gets slightly derailed when everyone has their own ideas of fun. (S1 Ep23)
Sunday 05:25 - 06:00
Family Portrait: It's family picture day and everything that can go wrong, does. (S1 Ep24)
Sunday 06:00 - 07:05
Mercedes sees another side to Jenson. The Osbornes get some worrying news. Tony tries to find the words for Diane's eulogy. And Dodger and Theresa take their relationship to the next level.
Sunday 07:05 - 07:35
The Old Wagon: Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone takes it on one last ride down memory lane. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:35 - 08:00
The Kiss: In honour of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay. And Claire becomes overbearing. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:00 - 09:00
Brand new series: The couples 'celebrate' their one-month anniversaries, and some of them can't quite believe it's only been one month and not an eternity... (S9 Ep8) [S]
Sunday 09:00 - 10:05
Brand new series: A lie spirals into a gigantic conflict for one couple. And with revelations happening left, right and centre, all of the relationships change irreversibly. (S9 Ep9) [S]
Sunday 10:05 - 11:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he tried to help: the Spanish Pavillion in New Jersey, and Kingston Café, La Frite and Capri in California. (S5 Ep17) [S]
Sunday 11:00 - 11:55
Mill Street Bistro (Part 1/2): The owner of the Mill Street Bistro in Ohio claims to have the best menu between New York and LA. But the diners don't agree. (S6 Ep12) [S]
Sunday 11:55 - 12:50
Mill Street Bistro (Part 2/2): In the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet. (S6 Ep13) [S]
Sunday 12:50 - 14:45
(2020) Madcap adventure-comedy video game adaptation with Jim Carrey and Ben Schwartz. Can nippy ring-chasing hedgehog Sonic escape the clutches of an evil, moustachioed scientist? [AD,S]
Sunday 14:45 - 15:20
Lisa's Belly: Bart and Lisa have to take steroids after getting an infection at a waterpark - and the new drugs have some alarming side effects, particularly for Lisa. (S33 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:20 - 15:50
Portrait of a Lackey on Fire: Smithers tires of Mr Burns' indifference and finds solace in the arms of affectionate fashion designer Michael de Graaf. (S33 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 15:50 - 16:25
Mothers and Other Strangers: Homer does therapy to cope with missing his mother, sending him on a trip down memory lane, to when he and Grampa went on a road trip to find her. (S33 Ep9) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:25 - 16:50
A Made Maggie: Marge sends Homer to find a godfather for an as-yet-unbaptised Maggie. And who'd make a better godfather than mafia don Fat Tony? (S33 Ep10) [AD,S]
Sunday 16:50 - 17:20
The Longest Marge: Somehow, Marge and Mr Burns end up co-parenting the Springfield Atoms' new wayward star quarterback. (S33 Ep11) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:20 - 18:30
Brand new series: It's the grand finale! The top three teams are pushed to their limits in Kuala Lumpur, before a pit stop finish like never before... Who will win the race? (S7 Ep12) [S]
Sunday 18:30 - 21:00
(2022) Sci-fi disaster with Halle Berry. A NASA bigwig, a disgraced astronaut and a conspiracy theorist are all that stand between the Earth and a plummeting Moon. But are aliens involved? [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 23:00
(2017) Fantasy adventure starring Matt Damon and Willem Dafoe. In 11th-century China, Europeans seeking the secret of gunpowder are caught up in a war against alien monsters. [AD,S]
Sunday 23:00 - 00:00
On the box this time: Bad Sisters, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, The Kardashians, Super/Natural, A Trip to Infinity, and the BBC News on Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget U-turn. (S20 Ep5) [AD,S]
Mon Jun 01
Monday 00:00 - 01:05
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly Come Dancing, Our Dementia Choir Sings Again with Vicky McClure, My Possessed Pet, This Morning and The Ex-Wife. (S20 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 01:05 - 02:05
Cathy wants to settle down and have kids. Adam, who's 24, hates online dating. Will baring all help them find their perfect partner? (S2 Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Monday 02:05 - 03:05
On the box this time: Bad Sisters, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, The Kardashians, Super/Natural, A Trip to Infinity, and the BBC News on Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget U-turn. (S20 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 03:05 - 04:25
In this feature-length episode, Andy plans an authentic Ukrainian wedding... in Ukraine. But fussy bride-to-be Anna and her hard-to-please mum are banking on a very British bash. [S]
Monday 04:25 - 06:00
Mercedes sees another side to Jenson. The Osbornes get some worrying news. Tony tries to find the words for Diane's eulogy. And Dodger and Theresa take their relationship to the next level. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 06:00 - 06:30
The police give the Osbornes some worrying news. Two residents decide to move forward together. And when Warren steps in to help Mercedes, will sparks re-ignite? [AD,S]
Monday 06:30 - 06:55
Tony tries to find the words for Diane's eulogy. Dodger and Theresa take their relationship to the next level. And a resident makes a discovery that stops them in their tracks. [AD,S]
Monday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 07:00 - 08:00
In Cumbria, Sarka and Paul's massive Czech portions defeat almost all of their guests. Plus: there's a musical extravaganza, and a menu that takes a tour of Europe. [S]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 10:00
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15) [S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: With a fractious atmosphere in the air, the couples head off for a weekend retreat. And there are big questions looming for all of the newly-weds. (S19 Ep10) [S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:30
Do Not Push: A campus tour becomes an emotionally and psychologically charged experience for the Dunphys. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 11:30 - 12:00
The Cold: Phil must get rid of some incriminating footage on Mitch and Cam's wedding video. (S6 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 12:00 - 12:30
Three Gays of the Condo: After realising that Marge only married him because she was pregnant with Bart, Homer moves out and ends up sharing an apartment with two gay men. (S14 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Monday 12:30 - 13:00
Dude, Where's My Ranch?: After Homer has a hit record with an anti-Ned Flanders Christmas carol, the family decide to get away from it all at a ranch. (S14 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Old Yeller Belly: Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new mascot after he's banished from the Simpson home for failing to save Homer from a tree house fire. (S14 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
Brake My Wife, Please: When Homer is banned from driving, Marge gets stressed ferrying everyone around, but Homer enjoys walking everywhere - until Marge crashes into him. (S14 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering, but the police commissioner shuts down his investigation. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
The Day Alex Left for College: Phil and Claire feel snubbed when Alex gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid them making it a big deal. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
The Closet Case: Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily, but when he sees how intimate living together means, he has second thoughts. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
Eeny Teeny Maya Moe: Homer takes Maggie to Moe's and accidentally leaves her in the playground outside the bar. Meanwhile, Moe's delighted to get to know a woman online. (S20 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly: A volunteer inspires Bart to become a better person. Lisa writes an essay about what Springfield will be like in 50 years' time. (S20 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
Father Knows Worst: Marge finds a sauna in the basement but doesn't tell anyone about it. Homer decides to get more involved in the children's education. (S20 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh: The family rent a flat in the affluent Waverly Hills area so that Bart and Lisa can get into a good school. (S20 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
The village gathers for Diane's funeral, and Dee Dee struggles to hide her emotions after a recent discovery. Beth continues to seek justice, and a resident's trauma catches up with them. [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Last Exit to Springfield: Homer takes on Mr Burns in a labour struggle that rapidly spirals out of control after Homer leads the workers on strike. (S4 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: As the retreat winds down, one couple make amends while others begin planning for the future. But for one pair, a serious roadblock arises. (S19 Ep11) [S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly Come Dancing, Our Dementia Choir Sings Again with Vicky McClure, My Possessed Pet, This Morning and The Ex-Wife. (S20 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time: I Can See Your Voice, Emmerdale, Strictly, Unbreakable, The Ex-Wife, Bargain Hunt, and the News on Jeremy Hunt becoming 2022's fourth Chancellor. (S20 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 23:05 - 00:05
Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tue Jun 02
Tuesday 00:05 - 01:05
Tall, handsome J wants to prove there's more to him than meets the eye. Stuart and his ex-wife Mandy come to the First Dates restaurant together for a date each. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 01:05 - 02:10
On the box this time: I Can See Your Voice, Emmerdale, Strictly, Unbreakable, The Ex-Wife, Bargain Hunt, and the News on Jeremy Hunt becoming 2022's fourth Chancellor. (S20 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 02:10 - 03:00
Brand new series: As the retreat winds down, one couple make amends while others begin planning for the future. But for one pair, a serious roadblock arises. (S19 Ep11) [S]
Tuesday 03:00 - 03:20
Treehouse of Horror XIX: Halloween special. Homer comes up against a murderous rigged voting machine. Lisa's Malibu Stacy car and a vengeful giant pumpkin get a bit deadly too. (S20 Ep4/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:20 - 03:45
You Opened the Door: Adam reluctantly agrees to take dancing lessons from Beverly before he goes to the school dance with Dana. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:45 - 04:10
Muscles Mirsky: When Beverly is caught out reading Erica's diary she promises to trust her daughter instead of snooping in future, but Erica takes advantage. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:10 - 05:00
Best man Alex and bridesmaid Sam interrogate groom Chris about his about his woodland fairy wedding to Corinne. [S]
Tuesday 05:00 - 06:00
The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14) [S,SL]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
Tony tries to find the words for Diane's eulogy. Dodger and Theresa take their relationship to the next level. And a resident makes a discovery that stops them in their tracks. [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55
The village gathers for Diane's funeral, and Dee Dee struggles to hide her emotions after a recent discovery. Beth continues to seek justice, and a resident's trauma catches up with them. [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00
In the Lake District, Paul and Glenda welcome their rival diners to their caravan. Gadget geek David's hosting leaves a lot to be desired. Matt and Polly serve home-grown 'good life' grub. [S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11) [S,SL]
Tuesday 09:00 - 10:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: As the retreat winds down, one couple make amends while others begin planning for the future. But for one pair, a serious roadblock arises. (S19 Ep11)
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:30
AwesomeLand: Even though Claire usually plans Halloween, she lets Phil take over, and - instead of her usual fright-fest theme - he turns the house into AwesomeLand. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:30 - 12:00
Queer Eyes, Full Hearts: Phil and Claire don't know if they should be happy that Haley and Andy are spending time together. They soon find out that things are not as they appear. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 12:30
The Bart of War: Bart and Milhouse are caught getting up to no good in Ned Flanders' house and are enrolled in separate clubs to keep them off the streets. (S14 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 12:30 - 13:00
Moe Baby Blues: Moe becomes Maggie's babysitter after saving her from a car accident when he was about to end it all. She gives him a reason to live, but Homer isn't happy. (S14 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a plus-one to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Four Great Women and a Manicure: On a visit to the nail salon, Marge and Lisa discuss whether a woman can be simultaneously clever, powerful and beautiful. (S20 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Coming to Homerica: When nearby Ogdenville's unemployed come to Springfield looking for jobs, Mayor Quimby shuts the town's borders and enlists private citizens to guard them. (S20 Ep21/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Clown in the Dumps: Krusty loses confidence and retires from showbusiness after his father dies. Lisa frets about Homer's health. (S26 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Wreck of the Relationship: Homer and Bart take part in a father-son therapy exercise on a ship. While they're away, Marge gets involved in Homer's fantasy football league. (S26 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
A teenager's grief leads them down a dangerous path. Warren has a surprise for Mercedes. And are a couple over before they've begun? [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
So It Has Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show: Bart's special April Fools' Day prank seriously misfires when the whole house explodes. (S4 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: With Decision Day looming, the couples prepare for the biggest call of their lives. Meanwhile, one bride is blindsided by life-changing news. (S19 Ep12)
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
The Goggleboxers have been watching Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Jamie's £1 Wonders, Top Gear, Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities, and Wild Croc Territory. (S20 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics watch: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Hollyoaks, Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy, Queens for the Night, and University Challenge. (S20 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:10
Psychology student Alesia is tired of dating 'boys' and hopes to meet a real man in the buff. And after 200 dates all over the world, Louise is ready to meet her soulmate. (S2 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wed Jun 03
Wednesday 00:10 - 01:15
Can Cameron help politics buff Joe to leave the singles' market? And is former car mechanic Alex more interested in his waiter than his date? (S11 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 01:15 - 02:15
The Goggleboxers have been watching Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Jamie's £1 Wonders, Top Gear, Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities, and Wild Croc Territory. (S20 Ep9) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:15 - 03:05
Brand new series: With Decision Day looming, the couples prepare for the biggest call of their lives. Meanwhile, one bride is blindsided by life-changing news. (S19 Ep12)
Wednesday 03:05 - 03:55
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11) [S,SL]
Wednesday 03:55 - 04:20
Dangerous Curves: Homer and Marge head to a log cabin for the weekend and reminisce about their early courtship. (S20 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:20 - 04:40
Goldbergs Never Say Die!: Adam and his friends go on a treasure hunt inspired by comedy adventure film The Goonies when Pops misplaces some family jewels. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:40 - 05:05
Lame Gretzky: Murray struggles to get Adam interested in ice hockey. Beverly's attempts to help Erica prepare for her college entrance exams backfire. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Wednesday 05:05 - 06:00
Danielle and Jordan pull no punches as they relive their knockout boxing-themed wedding. Wrong kind of ring, Jordan! But has Danielle forgiven him?
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30
The village gathers for Diane's funeral, and Dee Dee struggles to hide her emotions after a recent discovery. Beth continues to seek justice, and a resident's trauma catches up with them. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55
A teenager's grief leads them down a dangerous path. Warren has a surprise for Mercedes. And are a couple over before they've begun? [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00
How will self-confessed food snob Jeanette react when fashion-conscious Carla adds her own hot pepper sauce to Jeanette's £40 beef in Swindon?
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 10:00
Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: With Decision Day looming, the couples prepare for the biggest call of their lives. Meanwhile, one bride is blindsided by life-changing news. (S19 Ep12)
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:30
Haley's 21st Birthday: The family take Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday. Can Claire convince Haley to see her as a friend, rather than as her uptight mum? (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:30 - 12:00
The Day We Almost Died: A near miss from a crash leaves everyone in the car either on edge or adopting a new 'live for the moment' mentality. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 12:30
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger Simon. But it turns out Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 12:30 - 13:00
The Burns Cage: Homer makes it his mission to find romance for Smithers. Milhouse is jealous of Lisa's leading man when she's cast in the school production of Casablanca. (S27 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
How Lisa Got Her Marge Back: Marge takes Lisa on a city theatre trip to make up for a rough patch in their relationship. Bart teams up with Maggie to play practical jokes. (S27 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
Mypods and Broomsticks: Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod. (S20 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad have time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
Halloween II: Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager, as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Super Franchise Me: Marge opens a catering franchise after her sandwiches become a hit at the school. But then another franchise opens right across the street. (S26 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Opposites A-Frack: Lisa calls on politician Maxine Lombard to stop Mr Burns' secret fracking operation but is taken aback when Lombard and Burns are attracted to each other. (S26 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
Simpsorama: In a crossover episode, the Simpsons meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama, who've travelled through time to present-day Springfield to stop a catastrophe. (S26 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
Blazed and Confused: Bart tricks his family into going to a strange desert festival known as Blazing Guy so that he can get revenge on his sadistic new teacher, Mr Lassen. (S26 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
Beth sets in motion a plan that sends shockwaves through feuding families. Meanwhile, Mercedes has a life-altering decision to make. [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
The Front: At his high school reunion, Homer wins several awards, including 'Most Weight Gained' and 'Most Improved Odour'. But then the Principal finds out he never graduated. (S4 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: It's Decision Day in Austin. The stakes have never been higher as the couples face the ultimate decision: do they stay married or walk away for good? (S19 Ep13)
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:05
On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Great British Bake Off, The Crown, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Mammals and This Morning. (S20 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:05 - 23:05
Lyn has a surprise for her date Steve: she's pregnant. Can Rebecca see past Freddie's nerves? Cindy and Elan, who have matching outfits, bond over matters of the heart and family. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:10
Can Naked Attraction help clumsy Stephanie, who never gets a second date, and first-time lesbian Bethany find their perfect matches? (S5 Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Thu Jun 04
Thursday 00:10 - 01:10
On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The Great British Bake Off, The Crown, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Mammals and This Morning. (S20 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 01:10 - 02:15
Lyn has a surprise for her date Steve: she's pregnant. Can Rebecca see past Freddie's nerves? Cindy and Elan, who have matching outfits, bond over matters of the heart and family. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 02:15 - 03:15
Brand new series: It's Decision Day in Austin. The stakes have never been higher as the couples face the ultimate decision: do they stay married or walk away for good? (S19 Ep13)
Thursday 03:15 - 04:05
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15) [S,SL]
Thursday 04:05 - 04:30
For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:30 - 04:55
The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:55 - 06:00
Jai married Leanne - who's scared of heights - 100 feet in the air. Now it's his turn to squirm as he sits down with his bride and her dad to relive their nuptials.
Thursday 06:00 - 06:30
Earthquake: An earthquake traps Claire in the bathroom with the plumber. Manny has an existential crisis while he's out with Jay. (S2 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:30 - 06:55
Strangers on a Treadmill: Claire and Mitchell help each other spare their partners from embarrassment - Cameron from wardrobe choices, and Phil from his estate agents' speech. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 08:00
There's celebrity name-dropping, Victorian hair clippings, bromance, fishcake-related bust-ups and wedding dance hilarity as three couples compete to host the best party in Wiltshire. [S]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5) [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 10:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 1/2): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3) [S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: It's Decision Day in Austin. The stakes have never been higher as the couples face the ultimate decision: do they stay married or walk away for good? (S19 Ep13)
Thursday 11:00 - 11:30
Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister: On Valentine's Day, Claire is worried that Phil may be more into her alter-ego Juliana than her. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:30 - 12:00
Fight or Flight: After a reunion weekend with Phil's old buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first-class seat left on the flight home, leaving Phil in coach. (S6 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:00 - 12:30
The Burns and the Bees: Mr Burns wins a basketball team in a game of poker, then decides to build a stadium on top of Lisa's bee colony. (S20 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 12:30 - 13:00
Lisa the Drama Queen: Lisa and her new friend Juliet (Emily Blunt) create a fantasy world that takes them a bit too far from reality. (S20 Ep9/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
How the Test Was Won: When Bart gets top marks in a test, Lisa's so shocked that she freezes in her exam. Homer desperately avoids danger after failing to renew his insurance. (S20 Ep11/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
The Mole: When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals that there's a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Wuntch catches on. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Jake and Sophia: Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out that she's the defence attorney representing a suspect who he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Covercraft: Homer forms a band with four other dads, but their modest early success is soon overwhelmed by the breakout potential of lead singer Apu. (S26 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
I Won't Be Home for Christmas: When Moe convinces Homer to stay out late on Christmas Eve, Marge kicks him out of the house and he has to spend Christmas alone. (S26 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
The Man Who Came to Be Dinner: A new amusement park ride transports the Simpsons to Kang and Kodos's home planet, where they're held captive in a zoo. (S26 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
Bart's New Friend: At the circus, Homer is hypnotised into believing that he's only 10 years old, then gets stuck in his new age and ends up bonding with Bart. (S26 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Smart and Smarter: Lisa searches for a new identity when she worries that her position as the clever Simpson is under threat from Maggie. (S15 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
Whacking Day: Lisa asks singer Barry White to help stop the cruel Springfield 'Whacking Day' tradition of hitting snakes with sticks. (S4 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
Brand new series: It's been 18 months since a shocking Decision Day left everyone speechless. The brides and grooms reunite and reflect on their MAFS experience. (S19 Ep14)
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets. (S20 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time, The Traitors, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Planet Sex with Cara Delevingne and You Won't Believe This. (S20 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:10
Thirty-year-old Pablo is HIV positive and wants to break the stigma about his condition. Rapper Leon has been attracting the wrong sort of lady. Can Naked Attraction help? (S5 Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Fri Jun 05
Friday 00:10 - 01:15
Dental nurse Jade hopes to get her teeth into a tall alpha male. She meets strapping, handsome tree surgeon Tom. And female sumo wrestler Sharran dates ex-bingo-caller David. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Friday 01:15 - 02:15
The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets. (S20 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 02:15 - 03:05
Brand new series: It's been 18 months since a shocking Decision Day left everyone speechless. The brides and grooms reunite and reflect on their MAFS experience. (S19 Ep14)
Friday 03:05 - 03:55
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S,SL]
Friday 03:55 - 04:20
You're Not Invited: To help Adam get his first kiss with Dana, Barry hosts a 'no parents allowed' birthday party in the basement. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 04:20 - 04:45
The Age of Darkness: The family rally round to comfort Erica when she's dumped by her boyfriend Drew. Barry becomes addicted to an arcade video game. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 04:45 - 06:00
Bride Maria asks her groom Ryan some tricky questions about the wedding that he planned in the school where they met.
Friday 06:00 - 06:30
Unplugged: Claire and Phil challenge the family to a digital detox contest. (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 06:30 - 06:55
Halloween: Claire, who loves Halloween, ropes in the whole family to spookify the Dunphy house, but none of it goes quite to plan. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Friday 07:00 - 08:00
In Kent, Stephanie and Ian's home, a tiny version of the Palace of Versailles, amazes their guests. Is their food as impressive? Later in the week, there's dressing up - and stripping off. [S]
Friday 08:00 - 09:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4) [S,SL]
Friday 09:00 - 10:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1/2): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Brand new series: It's been 18 months since a shocking Decision Day left everyone speechless. The brides and grooms reunite and reflect on their MAFS experience. (S19 Ep14)
Friday 11:00 - 11:30
Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 11:30 - 12:00
Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Friday 12:00 - 12:30
No Loan Again, Naturally: When Homer and Marge's mortgage rate skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale - and Flanders buys it and becomes their landlord. (S20 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Friday 12:30 - 13:00
Gone Maggie Gone: When Marge temporarily loses her sight, Homer loses Maggie to a convent and Lisa has to go undercover as a nun to find her. (S20 Ep13/21) [AD,S]
Friday 13:00 - 13:30
In the Name of the Grandfather: Homer takes the family to Ireland so that Grampa can visit quaint village pub O'Flanagan's one last time. (S20 Ep14/21) [AD,S]
Friday 13:30 - 14:00
Wedding for Disaster: Homer and Marge discover that they're not officially married when Reverend Lovejoy finds out he wasn't a licensed minister at the time of their ceremony. (S20 Ep15/21) [AD,S]
Friday 14:00 - 14:30
Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving when Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 14:30 - 15:00
USPIS: Peralta and Boyle reluctantly join forces with Agent Jack Danger (Ed Helms), a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service, to catch a drug dealer. (S2 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 15:00 - 15:30
The Cover-Up: Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies... (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]
Friday 15:30 - 16:00
Express Yourself: Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 16:30
Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]
Friday 16:30 - 17:00
Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
Walking Big & Tall: Marge urges Homer to lose weight. Instead, he finds a support group that encourages him to embrace his size. Lisa writes an anthem for Springfield. (S26 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
The Princess Guide: Homer chaperones a Nigerian princess while her father negotiates a uranium deal with Mr Burns. He takes her to Moe's bar, where Moe begins to fall for her. (S26 Ep15/22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 18:30
Sky Police: Chief Wiggum uses a military jet pack to fight crime. But when he crashes into the church, Marge and the congregation resort to gambling to pay for the repairs. (S26 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Friday 18:30 - 19:00
Peeping Mom: Bart lies to cover up his role in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses. Ned's cute new dog loves Homer. (S26 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:00 - 19:30
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner: The Simpsons find Marge's high school prom date Artie Ziff squatting in their loft, and he's planning to frame Homer... (S15 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Friday 19:30 - 20:00
Krusty Gets Cancelled: When Krusty's show gets axed, Bart and Lisa enlist Bette Midler, Hugh Hefner, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Elizabeth Taylor to help him get it back. (S4 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
Tory Jessie is far from conservative when it comes to talking about sex and politics. How will she get on with journalist Josh? Ex-roadie Winston meets glam gran Donna. (S16 Ep1) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 23:00
(2017) Fantasy adventure starring Matt Damon and Willem Dafoe. In 11th-century China, Europeans seeking the secret of gunpowder are caught up in a war against alien monsters. [AD,S]
Friday 23:00 - 00:00
Trans woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and wants a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a woman on romantic nights in. (S5 Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Sat Jun 06
Saturday 00:00 - 01:05
Emmy-Lou from Brighton appears on the daring dating show for the third time, and forensics student Charlie strips as he seeks his ideal partner in crime. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]