Today 02:20 - 03:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching You, Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Trash Monsters: What's Your Waste Size? and other top TV. (S18 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Today 02:20 - 03:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching You, Coronation Street, Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Trash Monsters: What's Your Waste Size? and other top TV. (S18 Ep6) [AD,S,SL]
Today 03:10 - 04:05
The dating show that dares to bare all. Brian, who's a virgin and has no clue about sex, and Shaida, who's keen to settle down, strip to find their perfect partner. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Today 04:05 - 04:30
Dance Party USA: Erica's dream opportunity to dance on a TV show turns into a nightmare. Adam takes to gambling at school. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 04:30 - 04:55
Bill/Murray: Adam and Beverly decide to film a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard stand out, while Murray bonds with Lainey's dad Bill. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Today 04:55 - 06:00
The One with the Leak: Yanis wants his big day to be a towering success, featuring the Eiffel Tower. But when the wedding plans are leaked, the couple are left facing the consequences. [S]
Today 06:00 - 06:30
Mother!: When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam realise the effect she has on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Today 06:30 - 06:55
The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Today 07:00 - 08:00
Yanni's: Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's, where he clashes with owner Peter, a chef who hasn't changed his menu since the business opened in 1984. (S6 Ep10) [S,SL]
Today 08:00 - 09:00
The Prohibition Grille: Gordon visits the Prohibition Grille in Washington State, where restaurateur Rishi is oblivious to the disastrous dishes being made in her own kitchen. (S6 Ep14) [S,SL]
Today 09:00 - 09:30
The Kara-te Kid: Inspired by the Karate Kid films, Adam and the other Adam Goldberg face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud for good. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
Today 09:30 - 10:00
Baré: When Lainey wins a scholarship to a top art college, Barry considers modifying his dream of becoming a doctor to go with her. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Today 10:00 - 10:30
Tough Love: After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides that a solo camping trip in the wild is just what he needs to boost his confidence. (S9 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 10:30 - 11:00
He Said, She Shed: The homeowners association deny Claire's request to build a 'She Shed' in the garden, and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why. (S9 Ep11) [AD,S]
Today 11:00 - 12:00
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15) [S]
Today 12:00 - 13:00
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11) [S]
Today 13:00 - 13:30
The Funeral: Another personnel change at the precinct puts Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Meanwhile, Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 13:30 - 14:00
Boyle's Hunch: Peralta thinks Boyle might have found his soul-mate in art gallery owner Genevieve. Diaz deals with a case of theft in the precinct building. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Today 14:00 - 14:30
You Only Move Twice: Homer is offered a new job by mysterious businessman Hank Scorpio. But will Marge, Bart and Lisa be happy in their idyllic new home town? (S8 Ep2/25) [AD,S]
Today 14:30 - 15:00
The Homer They Fall: Homer becomes a boxer, thanks to his abnormally hard head. But is his skull strong enough for a fight against heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum? (S8 Ep3/25) [AD,S]
Today 15:00 - 15:30
Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to re-invent herself by going to night school, but change-averse Murray tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Today 15:30 - 16:00
Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Today 16:00 - 16:30
The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Today 16:30 - 17:00
Clash of Swords: Mitchell and fanboy Phil sneak out to Hero-Con in Clash of Swords cosplay. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Today 17:00 - 17:30
9 Days: Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Today 17:30 - 18:00
The Cruise: Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Today 18:00 - 18:30
Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Today 18:30 - 19:00
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 19:30
Brand new series - The Last Man Expanding: Springfield's hooked on a weight loss drug. Homer's not sold on it, until Marge begs him to take it. But there's a side effect... (S36 Ep13) [AD,S]
Today 19:30 - 20:00
Halloween of Horror: Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party. (S27 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:00
On the Box this time, The Outlaws, Family Fortunes, You, Celebrity Yorkshire Auction House, The Mating Game, and ITV News. (S18 Ep8) [AD,S]
Today 22:00 - 23:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Sitting on a Fortune, Close to Me, You, Nadiya's Fast Flavours, Animal, UFO Witness and This Morning. (S18 Ep9) [AD,S]
Today 23:05 - 00:05
The Naked Newbie: Radical dating show presented by Rylan Clark. Heads are turned as a new naked arrival upsets the singletons' budding connections (S1 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 00:05 - 01:05
Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 01:05 - 02:10
Seeking love on Valentine's are: a 90-year-old army veteran, a TikTok star with a 'dirty builder' thing, and broadcaster India Willoughby on her first date since she transitioned. (S21 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:10 - 03:00
On the Box this time, The Outlaws, Family Fortunes, You, Celebrity Yorkshire Auction House, The Mating Game, and ITV News. (S18 Ep8) [AD,S,SL]
Tomorrow 03:00 - 03:55
Recently divorced Leanne wants an experimental guy to share her new-found love of sex and ice cream. Ex-US marine Conor has seen plenty of action but struggles to talk to women. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 03:55 - 04:20
Goldbergs Feel Hard: Erica is accepted into a summer arts school, but Murray struggles to express pride in her achievement. Barry becomes the school mascot. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:20 - 04:45
A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry throw a big party but it spirals out of control. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 04:45 - 06:00
The One at a Rugby Match: Rugby-loving Wes plans the biggest wedding ever, in front of 26,000 people at a rugby match. But bride-to-be Charlotte wants something intimate. [S]
Tomorrow 06:00 - 06:30
Clash of Swords: Mitchell and fanboy Phil sneak out to Hero-Con in Clash of Swords cosplay. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:30 - 06:55
I Love a Parade: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tomorrow 07:00 - 08:00
Chappy's: Gordon visits Chappy's in Tennessee, where the chef and owner's careless methods and less-than-appetising food have hurt his restaurant's local reputation. (S6 Ep15) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 08:00 - 09:00
Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11) [S,SL]
Tomorrow 09:00 - 09:30
A Night to Remember: Barry plans romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night, Erica and Geoff try to attend the event together and a nerdy girl asks Adam out. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:30 - 10:00
The Dynamic Duo: Barry tries to drive a wedge between Adam and Pops when they discuss a recently released Batman movie. Erica messes up her college interview. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:00 - 10:30
Dear Beloved Family: Gloria rushes Phil to hospital for emergency surgery when he experiences intense stomach pains. (S9 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:30 - 11:00
In Your Head: Luke goes missing after a night out. Can Manny, Phil and Gloria find him? Haley tries to land an interview with the creator of a big lifestyle website. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 11:00 - 12:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S]
Tomorrow 12:00 - 13:00
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S]
Tomorrow 13:00 - 13:30
The Oolong Slayer: Peralta enlists Captain Holt's help while investigating a serial killer. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with The Vulture's demands. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 13:30 - 14:00
Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned Amazing Detective Slash Genius. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:00 - 14:30
Burns, Baby Burns: Homer concocts a scam with Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry (guest star Rodney Dangerfield). (S8 Ep4/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 14:30 - 15:00
Bart After Dark: Bart gets a job at a burlesque theatre. Several residents are keen customers, but others aren't happy to have the showgirls peddling their wares in Springfield. (S8 Ep5/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:00 - 15:30
Girl Talk: Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 15:30 - 16:00
A Wall Street Thanksgiving: Murray has to intervene when Marvin reveals that he's become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:00 - 16:30
I Love a Parade: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan set off more than a few fireworks at the Fourth of July parade, where Jay's the grand marshal. (S10 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:30 - 17:00
Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:00 - 17:30
Karen Peralta: On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:30 - 18:00
The 9-8: Peralta is reunited with his old partner when the Nine-Nine have to host officers from the Nine-Eight precinct because of a flood. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:00 - 18:30
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:30 - 19:00
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:00 - 19:30
Brand new series - P.S. I Hate You: Marge's reputation as Springfield's nicest resident is jeopardised when her secret stash of vitriolic letters is stolen during a house party. (S36 Ep14) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:30 - 20:00
Friend with Benefit: When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father. (S27 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 20:00 - 21:00
Chi-Chi and her son Kurtis visit the restaurant together: can she resist interfering in his date with Jaleesa? And Danny discovers that his date's best friend is First Dates waiter Laura. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:00 - 23:20
(2004) Comedy sequel. What happens when an ex-CIA prude and ageing, sexually liberated hippies become in-laws? Robert De Niro, Barbara Streisand and Dustin Hoffman show you what happens. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:20 - 00:20
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 00:20 - 01:25
Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Saturday 01:25 - 02:30
What do the Goggleboxers think of The Graham Norton Show; Mary Berry - Love to Cook; Celebrity Antiques Road Trip; Strictly; The Lakes with Simon Reeve; and Sex: Unzipped? (S18 Ep10) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 02:30 - 03:25
Chi-Chi and her son Kurtis visit the restaurant together: can she resist interfering in his date with Jaleesa? And Danny discovers that his date's best friend is First Dates waiter Laura. [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 03:25 - 04:15
Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:15 - 04:40
A Chorus Lie: Adam's voice breaks right when he lands the lead role in the school musical. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 04:40 - 05:05
Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 05:05 - 06:00
The One on a Train: Self-conscious groom Richard plans a first-class trip for his bride. Can he meet straight-talking Latrice's big hopes for a deluxe event? [S]
Saturday 06:00 - 07:40
T Minus Ten / All In: The teams create builds that are fired towards space on a rocket, then build platforms that connect with a ball rolling through a pipe. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S,SL]
Saturday 07:40 - 08:05
Come Fly with Me: Jay reluctantly takes Phil out to fly his new model plane, but a manoeuvre goes awry... (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Saturday 08:05 - 09:05
Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [S]
Saturday 09:05 - 10:05
Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [S]
Saturday 10:05 - 11:05
The Black Pearl: A struggling seafood restaurant in Manhattan, The Black Pearl, is hampered by debts, kitchen problems and three owners who all want to run things their way. (S2 Ep7) [S]
Saturday 11:05 - 12:00
J Willy's Bar & Grille: Gordon's got his work cut out at J Willy's in Indiana - most of the food is from a can or the freezer, and they're a million dollars in debt. (S2 Ep12) [S]
Saturday 12:00 - 14:20
(2014) Jamie Foxx stars in this reboot of the 1982 musical. Orphan Annie is transported to post-2008 recession-hit New York, where she becomes the ward of a germaphobe running for mayor. [S]
Saturday 14:20 - 14:50
Rosebud: He may be obscenely rich, but Mr Burns can never be truly happy without his childhood teddy bear, Bobo, who Bart finds in a bag of ice and gives to Maggie. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 14:50 - 15:25
Treehouse of Horror IV: Homer sells his soul to the devil for a donut, no one believes Bart can see an evil goblin, and Mr Burns invites the Simpsons for tea at a spooky castle. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:25 - 15:50
Marge on the Lam: Marge and her new friend Ruth Powers set off on a Thelma and Louise-style adventure, with Chief Wiggum and Homer in hot pursuit... (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 15:50 - 16:25
Bart's Inner Child: Self-help guru Brad Goodman encourages the population of Springfield to act more like Bart, with disastrous consequences. Guest starring James Brown. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:25 - 16:50
Every Man's Dream: Homer and Marge have a trial separation and embark on new relationships when Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy. (S27 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 16:50 - 17:20
'Cue Detective: A celebrity chef challenges Homer to a barbecue cook-off, but before the contest can take place, Homer's secret weapon - his prized new barbecue grill - is stolen. (S27 Ep2) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:20 - 17:50
Puffless: Patty and Selma try to quit smoking. But when Selma relapses, an angry Patty moves in with Marge and Homer - much to Homer's dismay. Maggie befriends some animals. (S27 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 17:50 - 18:20
Friend with Benefit: When Lisa becomes friends with Harper, a new girl at school whose family are extremely wealthy, Homer befriends Harper's father. (S27 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:20 - 18:50
Halloween of Horror: Homer takes down his festive decorations after Lisa is traumatised by Halloween Horror Night at Krustyland. Marge takes Bart to a trick-or-treating party. (S27 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
Saturday 18:50 - 21:00
(1993) Comedy sequel starring Whoopi Goldberg and Lauryn Hill. Deloris - who's now made it big in Vegas - goes back undercover as a teacher to help a struggling school choir find its voice. [AD,S]
Saturday 21:00 - 22:00
Hitting the sofa for Too Hot to Handle, Only Connect, 90 Day Fiancé UK and Smile are Denise van Outen, Mo Gilligan, Paul Sinha, Scott Mills, Judi Love and Lucy Beaumont. (S5 Ep6) [AD,S]
Saturday 22:00 - 23:05
The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House. (S26 Ep1) [AD,S]
Saturday 23:05 - 00:05
This time on the 'Box: The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning (roast dinner) and ITV News (Angela Rayner). (S26 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 00:05 - 01:15
Aryeh seeks a man who can handle his big personality. Meryl, a 60-year-old widow, wants someone 'with a pulse' who can keep up with her clubbing. Two sisters try double dating. (S15 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:15 - 02:20
'Alpha male' Josh is looking for his very own Kardashian. Is glam 25-year-old Yasmin his match? And will waxing entrepreneur Sherie's Marilyn Monroe dress be a hit with Richard? (S14 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 02:20 - 03:15
The Goggleboxers watch Coronation Street, Educating Yorkshire, The Great British Bake Off, The Inheritance, Stranded on Honeymoon Island, The Guest and The Dog House. (S26 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 03:15 - 04:05
This time on the 'Box: The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning (roast dinner) and ITV News (Angela Rayner). (S26 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 04:05 - 05:00
The Halloween Special One: Sam wants a witchy wedding in the woods. But traditional bride Ezra has her heart set on a fairy-tale event. [S]
Sunday 05:00 - 06:00
The Battle Re-enactment One: Fantasy fan Evan plans to wage war on his wedding day. But his emotional bride-to-be Zoe wants a low-key family affair. Will she be made to feel like a queen? [S]
Sunday 06:00 - 07:10
Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future. The McQueens panic when the police turn up. A couple are forced to face their feelings. [AD,S]
Sunday 07:10 - 07:30
Cheeky original clips featuring ducks going up an escalator, animal impressions, a few narrow escapes on a snowboard and rally driving. Plus: an energy drink house prank and a butcher rap. [S]
Sunday 07:30 - 08:00
The Incident: Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone who she offended during 'the incident'. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:00 - 08:30
Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:30 - 09:00
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:00 - 09:30
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Sunday 09:30 - 10:00
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Sunday 10:00 - 11:00
The Halloween Special One: Sam wants a witchy wedding in the woods. But traditional bride Ezra has her heart set on a fairy-tale event. [S]
Sunday 11:00 - 12:00
The Battle Re-enactment One: Fantasy fan Evan plans to wage war on his wedding day. But his emotional bride-to-be Zoe wants a low-key family affair. Will she be made to feel like a queen? [S]
Sunday 12:00 - 13:00
Fiesta Sunrise: A cockroach-infested kitchen means that the customers have to leave for their own safety at Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack. (S2 Ep9) [S]
Sunday 13:00 - 13:55
Sante La Brea: Gordon visits Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant in Hollywood. But there's nothing glamorous about this eatery as owner Dean faces financial ruin. (S2 Ep11) [S]
Sunday 13:55 - 14:55
Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10) [S]
Sunday 14:55 - 15:55
Casa Roma: Gordon visits Casa Roma, the oldest restaurant in Lancaster, California. Although the bar is a success, the restaurant is failing and has had 20 chefs in two years. (S2 Ep8) [S]
Sunday 15:55 - 16:05
Cheeky clips from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans. [S]
Sunday 16:05 - 18:30
(1992) Family comedy. Macaulay Culkin ends up in a swish New York hotel while his family are in Miami. But the burglars he defeated before (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) are back... [AD,S]
Sunday 18:30 - 19:00
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood: During an all-syrup Squishee bender, Bart joins the junior campers, and ends up taking the embarrassing - and dangerous - Homer on a river rafting trip. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 19:00 - 19:30
The Last Temptation of Homer: Homer falls for his beautiful new colleague Mindy Simmons (guest star Michelle Pfeiffer), who shares his love of doughnuts... (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 19:30 - 20:00
$pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling): Homer gets a job at Mr Burns' new casino and Marge gets addicted to the slot machines. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:00 - 20:30
Brand new series - Abe League of Their Moe: Grampa and Moe bond over baseball, and hatch a plan to make the Springfield Isotopes great again. (S36 Ep15) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:30 - 21:00
Brand new series - Stew Lies: Homer's obsessed with an extreme eating show. Somehow, that ends up with him getting chased by the mob when a stew recipe is stolen from Fat Tony. (S36 Ep16) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 23:40
(2021) The spy-caper franchise continues with the origins story of the Kingsman agency, as a plucky group battle an international conspiracy at the outbreak of WWI. With Ralph Fiennes. [AD,S]
Sunday 23:40 - 00:40
Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 00:40 - 01:40
On the 'Box this time: I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Tiger King 2, An Audience with Adele, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Close to Me, and BBC/ITV News (Austria). (S18 Ep11) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 01:40 - 02:45
This time on the box, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Miriam and Alan: Lost in Scotland, Tiger King 2, Inside Beverly Hills: The Land of the Rich and Famous, and more. (S18 Ep12) [AD,S,SL]
Monday 02:45 - 03:35
Nicola's been divorced twice but is still young at heart and hopes for a new love. Mark, who has Crohn's disease, has lost his body confidence but is now ready to conquer his fear. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Monday 03:35 - 04:30
The Totally Disastrous One: Dean plans a series of controlled disasters for the 'Wedding that Goes Wrong'. Will bride Kayleigh see the funny side of setting someone on fire at the ceremony? [S]
Monday 04:30 - 06:00
Froggy shares memories with Rex as they scatter Grace's ashes. Ro makes a decision about his future. The McQueens panic when the police turn up. A couple are forced to face their feelings. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 06:00 - 06:30
The McQueens panic when the police turn up on their doorstep. The wheels are in motion for Donny's new business. And a confession breaks a resident's heart. [AD,S]
Monday 06:30 - 06:55
Vicky struggles to decide what she wants for her future. A mother puts her foot down. And a couple are forced to face their feelings, but is it the end? [AD,S]
Monday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Monday 07:00 - 08:00
Return to Amy's Baking Company: Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona. (S7 Ep10) [S,SL]
Monday 08:00 - 09:00
Pantaleone's: In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1) [S,SL]
Monday 09:00 - 09:30
Fonzie Scheme: Murray is honoured for his business skills. Barry's scheme to steal golf carts goes off the rails. Beverly attempts to help Murray find a hobby. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Monday 09:30 - 10:00
The Day After the Day After: After watching a scary TV film, Barry begs Murray to build an underground bunker. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 10:30
Written in the Stars: Phil thinks that Gloria is upset with Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]
Monday 10:30 - 11:00
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 12:00
Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S]
Monday 12:00 - 13:00
Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5) [S]
Monday 13:00 - 13:30
Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Monday 13:30 - 14:00
The Mattress: Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Monday 14:00 - 14:30
A Milhouse Divided: When Milhouse's parents split up, his mum gets together with an American Gladiator called Pyro, his dad self-produces an album and Milhouse goes a bit crazy. (S8 Ep6/25) [AD,S]
Monday 14:30 - 15:00
Lisa's Date with Density: Lisa has a crush on Nelson. But can she get him to change his ways? (S8 Ep7/25) [AD,S]
Monday 15:00 - 15:30
The Circle of Driving Again: When Murray insists that Adam must have driving lessons, the family learn something new about Pops. Barry visits Erica at college. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Monday 15:30 - 16:00
Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 16:30
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Monday 16:30 - 17:00
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
House Mouses: Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Adrian Pimento: The precinct gets a new detective who's been on a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17)
Monday 18:00 - 18:30
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Monday 18:30 - 19:00
My Sister, My Sitter: Lisa starts a new career as a babysitter. All is going well, until Marge and Homer employ her to look after Bart and Maggie... (S8 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Monday 19:00 - 19:30
A discovery sparks a police search at the school. Dodger sets out to prove that Smithy is corrupt. Vicky's confidence is crushed. And tensions erupt over two clashing engagement parties. [AD,S]
Monday 19:30 - 20:00
Lisa with an 'S': Homer loses a large sum of money playing poker with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, who takes Lisa under her wing and transforms her into a showbiz kid. (S27 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
Jodie Whittaker, Paloma Faith, Munya Chawawa and Spencer Matthews recreate Prue and Paul in biscuit form, and make cake pops and a twisted New York favourite. [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:00
On Gogglebox this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Selling Sunset, Mariah's Christmas: The Magic Continues, True Story, How to Make It on OnlyFans and ITV News (No.10 Xmas Party). (S18 Ep13) [AD,S]
Monday 22:00 - 23:05
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching The Masked Singer, Trigger Point, Pam & Tommy, First Dates: Valentine's, Mary Beard's Forgotten Art, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep1) [AD,S]
Monday 23:05 - 00:10
Dare or Bare: The first dumping has left the paradise markedly less idyllic. And a brutal truth-or-dare-type game ends in floods of tears. And squirty cream. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 00:10 - 01:15
YouTuber Jay has no problem sliding into girls' DMs but can't make connections in real life. Victoria has a thing for younger women and is after her very own Warrior Princess. (S8 Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:15 - 02:20
The first ever episode of First Dates. Faliraki DJ Terry says he wants to settle down. Richard ventures into dating three years after losing his wife. And there's unusual flirting. (S1 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 02:20 - 03:15
On Gogglebox this time: Strictly Come Dancing, Selling Sunset, Mariah's Christmas: The Magic Continues, True Story, How to Make It on OnlyFans and ITV News (No.10 Xmas Party). (S18 Ep13) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 03:15 - 04:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching The Masked Singer, Trigger Point, Pam & Tommy, First Dates: Valentine's, Mary Beard's Forgotten Art, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 04:10 - 04:35
I Caddyshacked the Pool: Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plans could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tuesday 04:35 - 05:00
Boy Barry: Murray's new moustache ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 05:00 - 06:00
The Most Romantic One Ever: Groom Ash wants to pull off the most romantic wedding ever, but his bride-to-be Vicki shuns anything corny. [S]
Tuesday 06:00 - 06:30
Vicky struggles to decide what she wants for her future. A mother puts her foot down. And a couple are forced to face their feelings, but is it the end? [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:30 - 06:55
A discovery sparks a police search at the school. Dodger sets out to prove that Smithy is corrupt. Vicky's confidence is crushed. And tensions erupt over two clashing engagement parties. [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude. [S]
Tuesday 07:00 - 08:00
Old Neighborhood: Gordon visits Arvada in Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into disrepair. (S7 Ep2) [S,SL]
Tuesday 08:00 - 09:00
Kati Allo: Gordon's in New York, where the stress of running a Greek restaurant has driven Manny and Christine to the brink of divorce, with their daughter stuck in the middle. (S7 Ep5) [S,SL]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
Jedi Master Adam Skywalker: Barry and Erica try to find out how they will appear in the school yearbook. Murray is annoyed when Marvin visits to ask for money. (S4 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
Weird Science: Beverly and Murray help Erica move into college, but Beverly has a hard time saying goodbye. Adam tries to find Barry the perfect girlfriend. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 10:30
Royal Visit: When Haley's astrophysicist boyfriend visits, Claire and Phil compete to prove who's smarter. Mitch and Cam go to a yoga retreat. (S9 Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:30 - 11:00
Daddy Issues: Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge's resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny's real dad. Phil agonises over getting an anniversary gift for Claire. (S9 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 12:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 1/2): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3) [S]
Tuesday 12:00 - 13:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4) [S]
Tuesday 13:00 - 13:30
Ava: Jeffords asks Peralta to take care of his pregnant wife when she drops by at the precinct while he and Diaz are out investigating a murder case. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Tuesday 13:30 - 14:00
The Swedes: Santiago and Jeffords help Gina to prepare for an exam. Peralta and Diaz work with two Swedish detectives on an international jewel theft case. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 14:30
Hurricane Neddy: The Flanders' home is blown down by a hurricane and the Leftorium is looted. Homer leads the rebuilding project, but will Ned be happy with his new house? (S8 Ep8/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 14:30 - 15:00
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer): Homer eats a dangerous chilli, has a hallucinogenic trip and meets a talking coyote (Johnny Cash). (S8 Ep9/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 15:30
We Didn't Start the Fire: Erica tells Beverly that she's going to spend the first night of Hanukkah with Geoff and his family. Pops gives Barry advice on how to be cool. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tuesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Goldberg Girls: Beverly seeks her children's advice on assembling a circle of friends for her later years. Geoff's romantic gestures begin to annoy Erica. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 16:30
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:30 - 17:00
On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
Cheddar: Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Terry Kitties: Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 18:30
Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment: When alcohol is banned in Springfield, Moe's Tavern becomes a speakeasy and Homer re-invents himself as the Beer Baron. (S8 Ep18/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:30 - 19:00
Grade School Confidential: Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel embark on a torrid affair but have to bribe Bart to keep the whole thing a secret. (S8 Ep19/25) [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 19:30
Vicky takes drastic measures as her insecurities deepen. At breaking point, Nancy makes a difficult decision. And there's a race against time when a threat puts lives in danger... [AD,S]
Tuesday 19:30 - 20:00
Paths of Glory: Lisa sets out to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. Bart convinces Marge and Homer that he has sociopathy. (S27 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form. [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:00
On the box this time: Love Is Blind, Starstruck, Cheaters, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted, Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad, and Teen First Dates. (S19 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time: Peaky Blinders, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, Celebrity Hunted, Starstruck, Celebrity Mastermind, This Morning, and BBC News (Ukraine). (S19 Ep3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05
Cocktails & C*** Tales: Two singles go on a tandem bike riding double date with two newbies. And a huge twist at the dumping ground sends everyone into a spin. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:10
Bi-curious 75-year-old Ian from North Yorkshire is looking for the perfect partner to explore his sexuality with, and 30-year-old waiter Kerry wants an experimental man. (S8 Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 01:10 - 02:10
Amanda is looking for a husband, and Chris hopes to overcome his geeky stereotype. Meanwhile, more than 1000 men have applied to date cheerleading coach Fayhe from episode one. (S1 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 02:10 - 03:05
On the box this time: Love Is Blind, Starstruck, Cheaters, Celebrity Help! My House Is Haunted, Bradley & Barney Walsh: Breaking Dad, and Teen First Dates. (S19 Ep2) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:05 - 03:55
On the box this time: Peaky Blinders, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, Celebrity Hunted, Starstruck, Celebrity Mastermind, This Morning, and BBC News (Ukraine). (S19 Ep3) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 03:55 - 04:20
Couples Costume: Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating at Halloween, but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:20 - 04:45
Lucky: Barry badgers Murray into getting him a puppy. Beverly wants to join in with Erica and Lainey's pyjama party, but they won't let her. (S3 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 04:45 - 06:00
The Wet 'n' Wild Weymouth One: Leon wants to get wed on a beach in Weymouth. But bride-to-be Kirsty wants a fairy-tale day somewhere special to her. [S]
Wednesday 06:00 - 06:30
A discovery sparks a police search at the school. Dodger sets out to prove that Smithy is corrupt. Vicky's confidence is crushed. And tensions erupt over two clashing engagement parties. [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:30 - 06:55
Vicky takes drastic measures as her insecurities deepen. At breaking point, Nancy makes a difficult decision. And there's a race against time when a threat puts lives in danger... [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sheep. [S]
Wednesday 07:00 - 08:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 1/2): Gordon visits an Italian restaurant with an identity crisis in Colorado, for the first half of a two-part Nightmare. The owner is at breaking point. (S7 Ep3) [S,SL]
Wednesday 08:00 - 09:00
Mangia Mangia (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to Colorado to conclude his attempt to help an Italian restaurant. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4) [S,SL]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
Hogan Is My Grandfather: Adam decides to make a film about Pops for a school project on the Second World War, but finds his grandfather's anecdotes mundane. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly meddles in Coach Mellor's strained relationship with his brother, Coach Nick. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3)
Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
Chips and Salsa: When Haley hears that her boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to convince Gloria to sell her salsa. (S9 Ep19) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:30 - 11:00
Mother!: When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam realise the effect she has on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire. (S9 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 12:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1/2): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S]
Wednesday 12:00 - 13:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S]
Wednesday 13:00 - 13:30
Yippie Kayak: Peralta, Boyle and Gina get involved in a hostage situation while they're shopping on Christmas Eve. Santiago tries to prove that she's as tough as Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep10)
Wednesday 13:30 - 14:00
Hostage Situation: Boyle and Genevieve want to take their relationship to a new level, but his ex-wife Eleanor disrupts their plans. Can Peralta help them? (S3 Ep11) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 14:30
The Springfield Files: Homer thinks he's seen an alien in the woods. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully (guest stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson). (S8 Ep10/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 14:30 - 15:00
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 15:30
Dinner with the Goldbergs: Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Wednesday 15:30 - 16:00
The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 16:30
Did the Chicken Cross the Road?: When Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, everyone tries too hard, which jeopardises her chances. (S10 Ep7) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:30 - 17:00
Putting Down Roots: Dede's husband Jerry comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with. (S10 Ep9) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
Paranoia: Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Maximum Security: Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 18:30
The Canine Mutiny: Bart buys Laddie, an amazing new dog, with a credit card that's accidentally been sent to Santa's Little Helper. (S8 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:30 - 19:00
The Old Man and the Lisa: Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. (S8 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 19:30
With the McQueen house in lockdown, original family members return, as a series of 'what if' scenarios play out during a high-stakes situation. And John Paul makes a life-changing decision. [AD,S]
Wednesday 19:30 - 20:00
Barthood: Bart's coming-of-age story is told, chronicling his life from youth to adulthood. But his tense relationship with Homer and being overshadowed by Lisa shape him. (S27 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
Lee Mack, Griff Rhys Jones, Melanie Sykes and Joe Lycett tackle blondies, a testing technical and showstopping cakes. [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:00
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Killing Eve, The Apprentice, Our House, Naked Attraction, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep4) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:00 - 23:05
On the box this time: Crufts: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, Haunted Hospitals, and BBC News (homes for Ukraine). (S19 Ep5) [AD,S]
Wednesday 23:05 - 00:05
Kiss Kiss: Jono and Tiegen go on a messy artistic date, and Jono gets his hose out to wash Tiegen down. One pair are pushed to breaking point. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:05 - 01:15
Sian, who's 24, wants a man to drive her wild, who she can love more than her beloved car. And 33-year-old fashion entrepreneur Tansel is after a woman to settle down with. (S8 Ep5/5) [AD,S]
Thursday 01:15 - 02:15
Glamour model Danielle is returning to the dating scene after having her heart broken. And Rajan is back for a date with Shaunie. (S1 Ep3/6) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 02:15 - 03:10
Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: Killing Eve, The Apprentice, Our House, Naked Attraction, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, and Dragons' Den. (S19 Ep4) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:10 - 04:05
On the box this time: Crufts: Best in Show, This Is Going to Hurt, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, Byron Baes, Haunted Hospitals, and BBC News (homes for Ukraine). (S19 Ep5) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 04:05 - 04:25
In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:25 - 04:50
Wingmom: Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough, Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:50 - 06:00
The Halloween Special One: Sam wants a witchy wedding in the woods. But traditional bride Ezra has her heart set on a fairy-tale event. [S]
Thursday 06:00 - 06:30
Kiss and Tell: Haley asks Mitch and Cam for advice about whether she should tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan. And Gloria suspects that Manny's Canadian girlfriend isn't real. (S10 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:30 - 06:55
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:55 - 07:00
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety. [S]
Thursday 07:00 - 08:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 1/2): Gordon makes the first of two visits to Zayna Flaming Grill, a Mediterranean restaurant in Redondo Beach owned by Faye and her niece Brenda. (S7 Ep6) [S,SL]
Thursday 08:00 - 09:00
Zayna Flaming Grill (Part 2/2): Gordon returns to California for the conclusion of his challenge to save Zayna Flaming Grill. Can he inject flavour into the tired menu? (S7 Ep7) [S,SL]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to re-invent herself by going to night school, but change-averse Murray tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
Jackie Likes Star Trek: Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 10:30
The Escape: Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all her ex-boyfriends. (S9 Ep21) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:30 - 11:00
Clash of Swords: Mitchell and fanboy Phil sneak out to Hero-Con in Clash of Swords cosplay. Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined. (S9 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 12:00
Bella Luna: Gordon visits Italian family restaurant Bella Luna, which is struggling with an inexperienced chef and an owner who won't acknowledge the eatery's flaws. (S7 Ep8) [S]
Thursday 12:00 - 13:00
Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he's helped: La Galleria 33 in Boston; The Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts; and the Prohibition Grille in Washington. (S7 Ep9) [S]
Thursday 13:00 - 13:30
9 Days: Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12) [AD,S]
Thursday 13:30 - 14:00
The Cruise: Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:00 - 14:30
Mountain of Madness: An avalanche traps Homer and Mr Burns in a mountain cabin during a team-building exercise. (S8 Ep12/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 14:30 - 15:00
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:00 - 15:30
Hail Barry: Despite his lack of sporting prowess, Barry tries to join the school football team. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 15:30 - 16:00
Adam Spielberg: Adam writes an original script about Indiana Jones, but his passion for directing is challenged when he films it. Barry and Murray make a wager. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 16:30
Stuck in a Moment: Haley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they'll never forget - if she can find the perfect time. Claire is mad when Phil borrows the Christmas tree. (S10 Ep10) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:30 - 17:00
A Moving Day: Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own when they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. (S10 Ep11) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
Bureau: Pimento's life is still in peril, so Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help identify the crooked agent who tried to have him killed. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Greg and Larry: The squad drop everything when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23)
Thursday 18:00 - 18:30
In Marge We Trust: Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. And Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. (S8 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:30 - 19:00
Homer's Enemy: A new power plant employee who's struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could seem so affluent. Bart buys a factory. (S8 Ep23/25) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:00 - 19:30
Abe League of Their Moe: Grampa and Moe bond over baseball, and hatch a plan to make the Springfield Isotopes great again. (S36 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thursday 19:30 - 20:00
The Girl Code: Marge posts a photo on social media that gets Homer fired, so he returns to his old job as a dish-washer in a Greek restaurant. Lisa creates an app. (S27 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
Nick Hewer, Stacey Solomon, Ricky Wilson and Perri Kiely tackle scones, a devilish technical and a self-portrait croquembouche showstopper. [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:00
On the TV this time: Dynasties II, Pieces of Her, Celebrity Mastermind, Is It Cake?, TOTP: 1992 Biggest Hits, Hospital: Road to Recovery, and BBC News (Putin Rally). (S19 Ep6) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:00 - 23:05
Britain's top armchair critics have been watching Bridgerton, Gordon Ramsay's Future Food Stars, Dynasties II, Starstruck, and ITV News (Will Smith). (S19 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 23:05 - 00:05
Double Trouble: Another naked newbie arrives, creating a huge test for one couple. And with the daters feeling vulnerable, there's a jaw-dropping double dumping. (S1 Ep6)