Today 19:00 - 20:00
Bill samples the laid-back red-dirt lifestyle, goes swimming with friendly whale sharks and visits the awesome Pink Lakes. There are also wild emus - and they're hungry. (Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 19:00 - 20:00
Bill samples the laid-back red-dirt lifestyle, goes swimming with friendly whale sharks and visits the awesome Pink Lakes. There are also wild emus - and they're hungry. (Ep2) [AD,S]
Today 20:00 - 21:00
What did the Goggleboxers make of this week's TV? Including: Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and This Morning (bras). [AD,S]
Today 21:00 - 22:05
Joe Lycett presides over the mischief and mayhem as he presents his comedy entertainment show, live from Birmingham, with celeb guests, local heroes and, of course, Joe's aunties! (S2 Ep3) [S]
Today 22:05 - 00:10
(2012) Adult comedy. Sequel to American Pie, with Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan and Seann William Scott. The class of 1999 gather to reminisce and misbehave. Strong language/sex/nudity. [S]
Tomorrow 00:10 - 01:55
(2022) Bloody horror. Adult filmmakers inexplicably choose a ramshackle house in the Bible-Belt wilderness to shoot a porn film. It's gonna get nasty. Drugs/strong language/sex/nudity. [S]
Tomorrow 01:55 - 02:45
VW Wizard: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend come to the rescue of their first ever custom car - a radically modified VW Beetle called a VW Wizard. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 02:45 - 03:15
...Special: Five Paralympic stars take on the culinary competition. Can dressage champion Natasha Baker ride off with the prize with her winter warmers? (Ep1/5) [S]
Tomorrow 03:15 - 03:40
...Special: On day two, judoka Chris Skelley's menu confuses one guest, while his starter impresses another. But what do they think of his rendition of a karaoke classic? (Ep2/5) [S]
Tomorrow 03:40 - 04:05
...Special: Paralympic presenter Arthur Williams goes all out with an international menu featuring fondue from Switzerland, nasi goreng from Asia, and apple crumble from the UK. (Ep3/5) [S]
Tomorrow 04:05 - 04:35
...Special: Wheelchair basketball star Amy Conroy hosts a night fit for historical heroes. But will Einstein, Julius Caesar, Audrey Hepburn and a suffragette enjoy the beer pong? (Ep4/5) [S]
Tomorrow 04:35 - 05:00
...Special: Retired swimmer Liz Johnson serves up some of her personal favourites, on a night featuring fishy goings-on, bonding over leftovers and a kazoo competition. (Ep5/5) [S]
Tomorrow 05:00 - 05:25
Time Share: Doug and Carrie befriend their annoying neighbours to get a free holiday. Arthur develops a nasty rash. (S1 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:25 - 05:45
Where's Poppa?: Doug tries to palm Arthur off onto his cousin for a while. (S1 Ep23/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 05:45 - 06:10
All I Want for Christmas: All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but they can't get any privacy. (S2 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:10 - 06:35
Civil War: Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - but it turns out that they're fighting on opposite sides. (S2 Ep13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 06:35 - 07:05
The Crepes of Wrath: Bart goes on a foreign exchange to France, where he stays with a couple of slave-driving wine makers. (S1 Ep11/13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:05 - 07:35
Krusty Gets Busted: When Krusty is accused of robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart and Lisa set out to prove his innocence. (S1 Ep12/13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 07:35 - 08:05
Some Enchanted Evening: Bart becomes convinced that his childminder is the Babysitter Bandit. (S1 Ep13/13) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:05 - 08:35
Bart's Comet: After pulling a prank on Principal Skinner, Bart's punishment is to help him with his amateur astronomy. But he accidentally finds a comet bound for Springfield. (S6 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 08:35 - 09:05
Homie the Clown: Heavily in debt to Fat Tony, Krusty agrees to set up a clown college and Homer can't resist the opportunity to change career. (S6 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:05 - 09:35
Bart vs Australia: When Bart's prank phone call damages Australian-American relations, he must travel down under to receive his punishment. (S6 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 09:35 - 10:05
Homer vs. Patty and Selma: Homer has to ask Patty and Selma for a loan after making a foolish decision about the family's pumpkin investment. (S6 Ep17/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:05 - 10:35
A Star Is Burns: At Springfield's new film festival, Barney's haunting movie meditation on his alcoholism is on course to win, until Homer gets involved... (S6 Ep18/25) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 10:35 - 12:50
(2018) Oscar-winning animated superhero adventure with the voices of Shameik Moore, Kathryn Hahn and Nicolas Cage. Can a gang of Spider-heroes save the universe from reality-bending chaos? [AD,S]
Tomorrow 12:50 - 13:20
The B&B battle begins at the Mayfield Hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland. There's cause for applause when a seal makes an appearance, but some guests get picky about the paintwork. [S]
Tomorrow 13:20 - 13:50
The B&Bers descend on Gateshead for the week's second visit, at Sutherlands Hotel, where two guests want revenge and are determined to dig up some dirt. [S]
Tomorrow 13:50 - 14:20
Visit three is to Hugh and Loretta's Brampton Dales Farm in Lincolnshire. After an afternoon out at an old jail, the B&Bers feel sheepish about an uninvited guest at breakfast. [S]
Tomorrow 14:20 - 14:50
The week's last visit is to Valley View in Pendle, Lancashire where sisters Sharon and Deby hope the B&Bers get onboard with glamping. But one guest thinks his pod is like a student flat... [S]
Tomorrow 14:50 - 15:20
It's payment day, and after a competition full of controversial comments and divisive opinions, the B&Bers have plenty of scores to settle. But who's won the week? [S]
Tomorrow 15:20 - 16:25
In Swansea, Laura and Tim take on a derelict cottage that's letting the whole neighbourhood down. Can a boutique bathroom and stunning bedroom transform their eyesore of a home? (Ep5/6) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 16:25 - 17:20
...for Stand Up To Cancer: AJ Odudu, Gemma Collins, Jessica Hynes and Tim Key make sandwich cakes and a classic tart, and relive their earliest childhood memories in choux. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 17:20 - 17:50
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Tomorrow 17:50 - 18:50
...of the World: Bettany explores a mosaic of cultures on Bulgaria's Black Sea coast, from fire rituals to gold treasure, the goddess Nemesis, communist relics and painted brides. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 18:50 - 19:50
...Baker: The remaining hopefuls host a farm visit for school children and look after the ewes around the clock in lambing season. Who'll be top of the class? (Ep4/8) [AD,S]
Tomorrow 19:50 - 21:20
It's 50 years since ABBA won the Eurovision Song Contest: a good time to look back at one of pop's big bang events and the story of Swedish pop since - from Europe to Roxette and Robyn. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 21:20 - 23:15
(2018) Third-ager rom-com with Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen and Mary Steenburgen. What happens when a group of older women read 50 Shades of Grey at book club? Strong language. [AD,S]
Tomorrow 23:15 - 00:50
(1997) Sci-fi horror. A spaceship re-appears crewless after being lost for many years. And it really takes against the team who are sent to investigate it. Bloody violence/strong language. [AD,S]
Sunday 00:50 - 01:40
Gordon Ramsay visits Angler's Lodge in Idaho, a stunning venue whose owners have been struck by family tragedy. Can he rescue the broken business? (S3 Ep1/8) [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 01:40 - 02:35
In Worcester, Mike and Lisa serve dishes inspired by their upcoming wedding in Italy. Linda and Steve plan a homemade menu. And married couple Paul and Paul take a risk: will it pay off? [S,SL]
Sunday 02:35 - 03:00
Million Dollar Abie: Grampa costs Springfield the chance of getting a major football team. So he starts a new life as a bullfighter. (S17 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 03:00 - 05:00
Grace Black is back! Meanwhile, Darren puts his daughter first, Kitty's past catches up with her, Freddie's love life lands him in trouble, and John Paul questions Lucas' homophobic views. [AD,S,SL]
Sunday 05:00 - 05:25
Art House: Arthur moves out after an argument with Doug, but can he maintain his independence? (S1 Ep24/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:25 - 05:45
Maybe Baby: Doug tries to convince Carrie that they should start a family. (S1 Ep25/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 05:45 - 06:10
Mia Famiglia: Ray's oldest living relative, his great aunt Sarina, turns up from Italy to help Ally with a school project about family trees. (S2 Ep14) [AD,S]
Sunday 06:10 - 06:35
Marie's Meatballs: Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make her famous meatballs, to cure his wife's culinary inferiority complex. But Ray's plan has consequences... (S2 Ep15) [AD,S]
Sunday 06:35 - 07:00
The Checkbook: Ray runs into money trouble when he takes over the family finances to show Debra how easy it is. (S2 Ep16) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:00 - 07:25
Brawl in the Family: The Simpsons have a fight when a game of Monopoly goes wrong, and Maggie has to call the police. (S13 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 07:25 - 08:00
Sweets and Sour Marge: Springfield is declared the fattest town on Earth when Homer's attempt to create the world's biggest human pyramid goes disastrously wrong. (S13 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:00 - 08:30
Homer Is Where the Art Isn't: Homer learns to love a Miro painting. Then it's stolen - and he gets the blame. (S29 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Sunday 08:30 - 11:30
Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show, with guests Josh Widdicombe, Sue Perkins, Sophie Thompson and Jason Fox. Plus: live music from Jess Glynne. [S]
Sunday 11:30 - 12:00
Lisa's Wedding: A fortune-teller reveals that Lisa will fall for upper-crust English gent Hugh Parkfield at a prestigious university. But will he approve of her family? (S24 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:00 - 12:30
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds: Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... (S6 Ep20/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 12:30 - 13:00
The PTA Disbands: Bart's over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors draft in the parents to teach... (S26 Ep21/25) [AD,S]
Sunday 13:00 - 13:30
...List It: Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at Susan and John's Rushden renovation. Did they get the social hub they wanted without losing any of their home's cherished charm? [AD,S]
Sunday 13:30 - 16:05
(1995) Romantic drama based on Arthurian legend, starring Richard Gere, Sean Connery and Julia Ormond. Can nomadic swordsman Lancelot contain his love for King Arthur's fiancée? [S]
Sunday 16:05 - 16:35
Colin and Richard have been holidaying in Playa del Inglés on Gran Canaria for over 20 years, and now want to buy a holiday home there. Jean Johansson shows them what their £200k can buy. [S]
Sunday 16:35 - 17:30
The new series concludes. Robert discovers that he's the heir to his long-lost cousin's run-down home in a prime London location. But he might not be the only beneficiary... (Ep6) [AD,S]
Sunday 17:30 - 18:00
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Sunday 18:00 - 19:00
...Brands: With the supermarkets' own-label products selling more than ever, Denise Van Outen reveals the truth behind this budget-friendly industry. Who really makes these own-brands? [AD,S]
Sunday 19:00 - 20:00
...for Stand Up To Cancer: David Schwimmer, Jesy Nelson, Rose Matafeo and Tom Davis make savoury pies and fiddly French confection, and recreate their most epic fail in meringue. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 20:00 - 21:00
Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Lang Lang return for a brand-new search to unearth more of the UK's most exciting amateur pianists, starting at Manchester Piccadilly station. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Sunday 21:00 - 22:05
What did the Goggleboxers make of this week's TV? Including: Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and This Morning (bras). [AD,S]
Sunday 22:05 - 00:00
...an Artist: The definitive George Michael story. Stevie Wonder, Stephen Fry and many more celebrate George's exceptional artistry and explore the cost of superstardom. [AD,S]
Monday 00:00 - 00:50
Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to rescue Italian restaurant Leone's. Rose had built a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. (S5 Ep2) [S]
Monday 00:50 - 01:15
North East. Clothes shop owner Lee hopes to impress her guests with an evening dedicated to her favourite food. But will her not-so-Greek salad and make-your-own wine be a hit? (Ep1/5) [S]
Monday 01:15 - 01:45
North East. Hairdresser Simon hopes his tried-and-tested menu can bag him the grand. But will a disappointing dessert and some dodgy dinner table discussions ruin his chances? (Ep2/5) [S]
Monday 01:45 - 02:10
North East. Nurse Sophie hopes to unleash her guests' inner children with her kids' party theme. There's a sauce squabble, and one guest uses a spoon to eat their burger! (Ep3/5) [S]
Monday 02:10 - 02:40
North East. Sexual health nurse Jade throws a Wild West-themed party in a bid to rope herself the money. But can she serve a remotely edible dessert? (Ep4/5) [S]
Monday 02:40 - 03:05
North East. Emergency planner James serves up a carefully constructed menu. But as his guests reveal their true feelings, will his effort-to-reward ratio pay off? (Ep5/5) [S]
Monday 03:05 - 04:00
In south west London, Kevin McCloud meets Justin, who's restoring a neo-Gothic cemetery keeper's lodge and converting its toilet into a luxury ground-floor extension with a moat and pool. [AD,S,SL]
Monday 04:00 - 04:55
In Edinburgh, Phil Spencer helps Zoe and Jason, who have an extensive wish list, and Kirstie Allsopp balances Stephanie and Tana's desires for a countryside feel and a city vibe. (S35 Ep3) [S]
Monday 04:55 - 05:10
Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer chat to actor and comedian Jason Sudeikis, in a highlight from Sunday Brunch. [S]
Monday 05:10 - 05:50
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Les Dennis joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Monday 05:50 - 06:15
Same Old Song and Dick: Dick tries to put the magic back in his relationship, but soon learns the difference between being in a rut and being comfortable. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 06:15 - 06:40
I Brake for Dick: Dick feels guilty after running over a chipmunk in his car, so he becomes an animal rights activist to make amends. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 06:40 - 07:05
Dick Behaving Badly: When the family tell Dick that he is henpecked by Mary Albright, he asks Harry to help him become his own man. Sally and Tommy have a Monopoly showdown. (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 07:05 - 07:30
The Ride-Along: Ray is bored when he goes for a ride in Robert's police car, but his disinterest is soon replaced by terror when they get caught in a hold-up. (S2 Ep17) [AD,S]
Monday 07:30 - 08:00
The Family Bed: Ally is constantly getting into bed with her parents, complaining about monsters in her room. Sleep-deprived Ray tries everything to solve the problem. (S2 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 08:00 - 08:30
Good Girls: Debra discovers that her mother-in-law prefers Robert's girlfriend solely on the basis that she is a 'good girl', making Debra wonder what exactly a 'good girl' is! (S2 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 08:30 - 09:00
Taps at the Montana: Niles wants his apartment back, but he must face up to both the snooty neighbours who think he is a menace and the person who is renting from him. (S6 Ep18) [AD,S]
Monday 09:00 - 09:30
IQ: Who has the most impressive IQ - Frasier or Niles? The results of their childhood tests are finally revealed, and one is much higher than the other. (S6 Ep19) [AD,S]
Monday 09:30 - 10:00
Dr Nora: Venomous radio therapist Dr Nora (guest star Christine Baranski) joins Frasier at KACL. (S6 Ep20) [AD,S]
Monday 10:00 - 11:00
Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Harriet searches for a partially blind and injured bull elephant. Emily and Annie track down a roan antelope. (Ep16) [AD,S]
Monday 11:00 - 11:05
Channel 4's midday news summary. [S]
Monday 11:05 - 12:05
In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters embark on an emotional search with Richard and Leesa, while the Browns attempt to crack a complex property search in Murcia with Jane and Alan. (S6 Ep18) [S]
Monday 12:05 - 13:10
Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien look for profit potential in some church organ pipes and old leather sports car seats. (S2 Ep21/25) [S]
Monday 13:10 - 14:00
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Monday 14:00 - 15:00
The show that brings the sun to our sofas returns for a new run. Jasmine Harman helps Keith and Heidi look for their dream holiday home in Alicante for their budget of £170k. [S]
Monday 15:00 - 16:00
New series that meets people who call our canal network home. Paul and Chris take their floating pizzeria through the Peaks, while solo boater Emma embarks on an epic adventure. (Ep1/20) [AD,S]
Monday 16:00 - 17:00
Angela and Steve upcycle a champagne bowl into a basin, to create a toilet in one of their turrets. Alison and Zion visit two contrasting chateaux as they search for a new home. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Monday 17:00 - 17:30
The new run continues. In Devon, married couple Lewis and James kick off the week with their signature style. But a dribbly shower rains on their chances. [S]
Monday 17:30 - 18:00
Whistler's Father: Maggie reveals a hidden talent and Grampa tries to exploit it. Marge gets a job as a decorator for the mob. (S29 Ep3/21) [AD,S]
Monday 18:00 - 19:00
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Monday 19:00 - 20:00
Jamie Oliver takes us on a delicious journey, as he re-awakens the kitchen garden after winter. He celebrates rhubarb in a lip-smacking sauce and heroes spinach in a silky risotto. (Ep1/3) [AD,S]
Monday 20:00 - 21:00
...Star: In 2003, a shocking British TV series firebombs the life of beautiful model Miriam Rivera as six young men join a dating show 'with a twist', with disastrous consequences. (Ep1/3) [AD,S]
Monday 21:00 - 22:05
...Detectives: The Digital Forensics Unit use groundbreaking tools to track suspects' digital footprints when a 13-year-old is murdered in a Reading park. (Ep3/3) [AD,S]
Monday 22:05 - 23:05
Brighton's cops deal with more party-time trouble. Officer Jodie gives chase to a driver spotted with nitrous oxide. Jamie and Ollie respond to reports of a rave next to a funfair. (S2 Ep4) [AD,S,W]
Monday 23:05 - 00:00
Black Girls Matter: Documentary. As other major public figures fall from grace, women's groups take aim against Kelly. Is the star's time finally up? (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 00:00 - 00:50
Gordon checks in to the Vienna Inn, an Austrian-themed hotel and restaurant in Southbridge, Massachusetts, where business isn't what it used to be. Can he keep their doors open? (S3 Ep2/8) [AD,S,SL]
Tuesday 00:50 - 01:15
Homer's Barbershop Quartet: Homer reminisces about the Be Sharps, the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. Guest starring George Harrison. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:15 - 01:40
Weekend at Burnsie's: Dr Hibbert puts Homer on medicinal marijuana after he's attacked by a murder of crows. (S13 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 01:40 - 02:35
In East Sussex, Freddy and Anita serve up a Ghanaian menu, but the cow's feet and tripe are too much for Peter and Lisa to swallow. Will Jess and Martin's burgers and jelly fare any better? [S,SL]
Tuesday 02:35 - 03:30
Simon and Lauren want to convert a tiny 150-year-old church near Sydney into their dream home. Can they honour its history while creating a modern house? (S9 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 03:30 - 04:25
In Sheffield, Kirstie Allsopp's with Lois and Ahmed, who've already lost out on eight houses, while Phil Spencer helps Liz and Luke find a doer-upper that gives them 'the feel'. (S35 Ep4) [S]
Tuesday 04:25 - 04:50
Can woodland walks and sand sculpting impress our camping critics at the family-friendly rural retreat of Longthorns Farm, as they search for the Jurassic Coast's perfect pitch? (Ep14) [S]
Tuesday 04:50 - 05:10
Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. In this episode, Kirstie turns trash into treasure with Mexican tin art, soap recycling and a tin can dog. [S]
Tuesday 05:10 - 05:50
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Tuesday 05:50 - 06:15
Dickmalion: Mary Albright is irked when the cream of Rutherford society don't accept her. But when Dick makes the cut, he discovers the high life isn't all it's cracked up to be. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:15 - 06:40
Sensitive Dick: Dick is forced to take special training after he comes down too hard on his students and they complain about him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 06:40 - 07:05
Will Work for Dick: When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Mary Albright. Meanwhile, Sally decides she wants to experience childhood. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:05 - 07:30
T-Ball: Debra is upset when Ray fails to back her up in an argument with a competitive parent about 'unapproved' pretzels at Ally's little league game. (S2 Ep20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 07:30 - 08:00
Traffic School: Robert's traffic school students are so bored with his class that he is driven to practise his delivery on his family, who prove to be even tougher critics. (S2 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:00 - 08:30
Six Feet Under: Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he has shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall. (S2 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 08:30 - 09:00
When a Man Loves Two Women: Frasier dates Cassandra, with whom he had a confusing time on Valentine's Day. Then he bumps into Faye and decides to date her too. (S6 Ep21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:00 - 09:30
Visions of Daphne: Daphne gets engaged to her boyfriend Donny but then has a psychic vision that suggests he isn't the right man for her. (S6 Ep22) [AD,S]
Tuesday 09:30 - 10:00
Shutout in Seattle (Part 1/2): Daphne's engagement to Donny upsets Niles, but Peppy from Café Nervosa provides a pick-me-up. Frasier keeps getting Faye's name wrong. (S6 Ep23) [AD,S]
Tuesday 10:00 - 11:00
Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Emily needs to move three rhinos to a new home, and Becky's on a mission to save eight badly poisoned vultures. (Ep17) [AD,S]
Tuesday 11:00 - 11:05
Channel 4's midday news summary. [S]
Tuesday 11:05 - 12:05
In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters are on a mission to make holiday home dreams come true for Julie. In Málaga, the Hamiltons help Mike and Eva find the perfect place by the sea. (S6 Ep19) [S]
Tuesday 12:05 - 13:10
Henry Cole calls in a safe-cracker to bring a safe back from the scrapheap, and a ship's wheel is left in splinters when Henry falls out with restorer Guy. (S2 Ep4/25) [S]
Tuesday 13:10 - 14:00
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Tuesday 14:00 - 15:00
The new run continues. Martin and Mandy want to make the permanent move to Mayenne in France. Can Jean Johansson find them, their three motorbikes and two parrots a forever home for £50k? [S]
Tuesday 15:00 - 16:00
The new series continues. Carrie and her dog Winnie begin their new life on the water but will their new sofa fit in their narrowboat? And Emma's boat springs a leak. (Ep2/20) [AD,S]
Tuesday 16:00 - 17:00
Angela and Steve continue to renovate their Monet suite, but the problems keep coming. At Château Les Rosieres, Amy and Marc start to reinstate a medieval well in their garden. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tuesday 17:00 - 17:30
The new run continues. Last time out, Sally and Jo set up some spotless expectations for their B&B in Cornwall. At feedback time, they might end up wishing they'd kept their mouths shut. [S]
Tuesday 17:30 - 18:00
Treehouse of Horror XXVIII: The Simpsons become Halloween candy, Maggie needs an exorcism, and Homer discovers the most delicious food of all. (S29 Ep4/21) [AD,S]
Tuesday 18:00 - 19:00
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Tuesday 19:00 - 20:00
Aldi are looking for the next world-food sensation. Will it be Filipino ketchup? Jackfruit mutton? Nigerian puff puff - 'like donuts, but better' - or fiery soul food love dust? (S2 Ep5) [AD,S]
Tuesday 20:00 - 21:00
...Star: In the summer of 2003, the dating show with a twist reaches a controversial climax as Miriam reveals her 'secret'. Her family talk about her troubled past growing up trans. (Ep2/3) [AD,S]
Tuesday 21:00 - 22:05
A vehicle-stop turns into a high-speed chase. Officers meet fierce resistance from a woman accused of stalking. And a drunken reveller has broken a security guard's finger. (S2 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 22:05 - 23:05
The coppers with tiny choppers head up the hunt for a man who assaulted an officer. And in the dead of night, a motorbike thief is hiding in a wood - can the drone flush him out? (S1 Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Tuesday 23:05 - 00:05
...Detectives: The Digital Forensics Unit use groundbreaking tools to track suspects' digital footprints when a 13-year-old is murdered in a Reading park. (Ep3/3) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 00:05 - 01:00
Steve Pemberton experiments with G-force, Sophie Willan splatters a human pigeon and Joanne McNally rocks a traffic cone. In other news, Nick Mohammed gets trapped under a bed. (S17 Ep5/10) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 01:00 - 01:55
Joe Lycett presides over the mischief and mayhem as he presents his comedy entertainment show, live from Birmingham, with celeb guests, local heroes and, of course, Joe's aunties! (S2 Ep3) [S]
Wednesday 01:55 - 02:50
In East Sussex, one guest reveals an apparent royal connection, in a week full of good food, wine tasting and singalongs. But which couple will take the hosting crown? [S,SL]
Wednesday 02:50 - 03:50
Marc and Felicity dream of building a non-toxic, passive home. But after years of work, a fire sweeps through their beloved Melbourne build. Can they recover? (S9 Ep8) [AD,S]
Wednesday 03:50 - 04:45
In south London, Kirstie and Phil help Jess and Zak, who've viewed over 60 properties to no avail, and self-professed oldest first-time buyers in town Rachel and Alan. (S36 Ep1) [S]
Wednesday 04:45 - 05:10
The campers end their tour of the Jurassic Coast with some back-to-basics wild camping and a cattle experience at Redlands Coppice, before they decide on the week's perfect pitch. (Ep15) [S]
Wednesday 05:10 - 05:50
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Wednesday 05:50 - 06:15
Fifteen Minutes of Dick: Dick gets a case of the green-eyed monster when Sally becomes a celebrity after beating up guest star Mark Hamill in a restaurant. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:15 - 06:40
Dick and the Single Girl: A shy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realises she's attracted to Officer Don because of his uniform. Tommy and Harry get into TV writing. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 06:40 - 07:05
A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 1/2): Dick decides to ask Mary Albright to marry him after she announces she is going to Borneo, but his anxiety causes nightmares for everyone. (S2 Ep25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:05 - 07:30
The Garage Sale: Ray is shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know that they had decided not to have any more children. (S2 Ep23) [AD,S]
Wednesday 07:30 - 08:00
The Wedding (Part 1/2): Ray makes the mistake of asking Debra why she married him, rekindling memories of his proposal and his fears that she felt pressured into agreeing. (S2 Ep24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:00 - 08:30
The Wedding (Part 2/2): Ray reminisces about his wedding, when he worried that Debra was more interested in the big day than she was in her groom. (S2 Ep25) [AD,S]
Wednesday 08:30 - 09:00
Shutout in Seattle (Part 2/2): In the concluding part of the sixth season finale, will any of the Crane men sort out their romantic problems? (S6 Ep24) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:00 - 09:30
Momma Mia: Niles and Martin get the shock of their lives when they meet Frasier's new date: she's the spitting image of his mother. (S7 Ep1) [AD,S]
Wednesday 09:30 - 10:00
Father of the Bride: Frasier and Martin inadvertently offer to pay for Daphne's wedding. Meanwhile, Frasier's meddling drives Daphne crazy. (S7 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 10:00 - 11:00
Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Alison checks on a colony of Cape fur seals, and Annie faces a challenge when she relocates a female rhino. (Ep18) [AD,S]
Wednesday 11:00 - 11:05
Channel 4's midday news summary. [S]
Wednesday 11:05 - 12:05
The Garners catch up with Phil and Sue; how have they transformed their slice of paradise? The Rodriguezes see how Joy and Steve's lives have changed since they moved to Spain. (S6 Ep20) [S]
Wednesday 12:05 - 13:10
Max McMurdo upcycles a brass propeller into a stylish table lamp, while Henry Cole goes all Victorian with an old pond yacht. (S2 Ep10/25) [S]
Wednesday 13:10 - 14:00
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Wednesday 14:00 - 15:00
The new run continues. Louise's best friend June has just bought a holiday home in La Duquesa, and now Louise wants to follow suit! Ben Hillman shows her what her budget of £120k can buy. [S]
Wednesday 15:00 - 16:00
The new series continues. As Emma heads towards Pontcysyllte Aqueduct, can her engine hold out long enough for her to realise her dream? Paul and Anthony upgrade to a new eco-boat. (Ep3/20) [AD,S]
Wednesday 16:00 - 17:00
Donna and Paul host a special event in their tea room in honour of the Tour de France, which passes their chateau. And have Alison and Zion found a chateau to call home? (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Wednesday 17:00 - 17:30
The new run continues. Newbie B&Ber Hilary hosts at her actual family home in Dorset, which isn't to the taste of some guests. Luckily, a stunning sea view might turn the tide. [S]
Wednesday 17:30 - 18:00
Grampy Can Ya Hear Me: Grampa's new hearing aid tells him more about the world than he wants to know. Skinner learns that his mother shattered his boyhood dream. (S29 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Wednesday 18:00 - 19:00
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Wednesday 19:00 - 20:00
...Renovations: In Cornwall, George meets Abi and Morveth, who've sunk their life savings into a disused electrical substation. Can they turn this neglected shell into their home? (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Wednesday 20:00 - 21:00
...Renovation Rescue: Stacey helps Katie and Chris, who've lost their renovation confidence after a bad experience. Can they tackle their DIY demons and create their dream space? (Ep4/6) [AD,S]
Wednesday 21:00 - 22:15
...Star: As the dating show goes out on TV, there's legal action and a tabloid backlash against Miriam. Fifteen years later, Miriam's mysterious death leaves unanswered questions. (Ep3/3) [AD,S]
Wednesday 22:15 - 23:20
Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Lang Lang return for a brand-new search to unearth more of the UK's most exciting amateur pianists, starting at Manchester Piccadilly station. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S,SL]
Wednesday 23:20 - 00:15
John, who's 77, has a suspected aneurysm. Carpenter Noel, who's 62, has partially amputated his thumb at work. Jamie's motorbike has collided with a car on a motorway slip road. (S22 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 00:15 - 01:05
Gordon's at Harpers Ferry in West Virginia, for the first half of a two-part visit to The Town's Inn, a historic hotel that's so full of clutter it can barely accommodate guests. (S3 Ep3/8) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 01:05 - 02:55
(2021) Sci-fi romantic comedy. In near-future Berlin, a lonely archaeologist (Maren Eggert) takes part in a trial of a cutting-edge robot companion (Dan Stevens). Sex/violence. [S]
Thursday 02:55 - 03:20
Haiti: Pregnant and on the Run: As pregnant women flee war-torn Haiti, reporter Guillermo Galdos discovers an immigration crackdown at neighbouring Dominican Republic's hospital doors. [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 03:20 - 04:15
Joe and Hayley, who design high-end homes for other people, attempt to build their own, with a curved, bold design, a monumental staircase and a tennis court. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]
Thursday 04:15 - 05:10
Kirstie and Phil help Gemma and Jac, who've outgrown their Welsh rental and crave a spacious, characterful home, and Anne and Tom, who want a cosy-but-flexible space in Cheshire. (S36 Ep2) [S]
Thursday 05:10 - 05:50
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Thursday 05:50 - 06:15
A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 2/2): Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so that the aliens can return for maintenance, but Dick decides to stay on Earth rather than leave Mary. (S2 Ep26) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:15 - 06:40
Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 1/2): Harry, Sally and Tommy return to Earth with Janet, a wife for Dick sent by the Big Giant Head to prevent Dick being distracted by Mary Albright. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 06:40 - 07:05
Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 2/2): Dick tries to keep his wife Janet a secret from Mary, and Tommy admits to vandalising a field that Officer Don thinks is an alien landing site. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:05 - 07:30
The Invasion: Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. And Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws. (S3 Ep1) [AD,S]
Thursday 07:30 - 08:00
Driving Frank: When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and the kids should no longer travel in his car. (S3 Ep2) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:00 - 08:30
The Sitter: Debra hires a babysitter but becomes jealous of her popularity with the kids - and her plans to remedy the situation end in disaster. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 08:30 - 09:00
Radio Wars: An unwilling Frasier becomes the butt of pranks by the station's shock jock. (S7 Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:00 - 09:30
Everyone's a Critic: Frasier and Niles are at loggerheads again when Niles gets a new job as the art critic for a prestigious magazine. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Thursday 09:30 - 10:00
The Dog That Rocks the Cradle: Martin returns from his friend's funeral upset by how it was conducted. Frasier assures his father that all will be well when his time comes. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thursday 10:00 - 11:00
Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Debbie calls on Emma to take in two abandoned jackals. Emily and Will relocate two cheetahs to spread bloodlines. (Ep19) [AD,S]
Thursday 11:00 - 11:05
Channel 4's midday news summary. [S]
Thursday 11:05 - 12:05
In Almería, the Garners help Julie from Yorkshire hunt for her dream forever home. In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters supply sunbathing space for Shirley and her sister Pam. (S6 Ep21) [S]
Thursday 12:05 - 13:10
Near the Malvern Hills, Henry Cole converts two saddles into bar stools, while Simon O'Brien makes a profit on a 1960s kitchen cupboard. (S2 Ep24/25) [S]
Thursday 13:10 - 14:00
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Thursday 14:00 - 15:00
The new run continues. Kevin and Sally have decided to move to the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia. Will any of Laura Hamilton's five fantastic options for their £200k be just right? [S]
Thursday 15:00 - 16:00
The new series continues. Paul and Anthony take delivery of their new boat. And Gary, Nikki and children Noah and Lily live their life on the move, continually cruising the canals. (Ep4/20) [AD,S]
Thursday 16:00 - 17:00
Stephanie and Gerry go bold with a colourful project in their tower staircase. Sarah and George are under pressure to renovate a bedroom in time for a wedding in a week's time. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thursday 17:00 - 17:30
The new run continues. Nikki and Terry host the week's final visit at The Railway Ramblers' Rest in Devon, where simmering tensions between guests threaten to derail things. [S]
Thursday 17:30 - 18:00
Singin' in the Lane: Homer's bowling team get back together, but their friendship with their coach Moe is tested. (S29 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
Thursday 18:00 - 19:00
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Thursday 19:00 - 20:00
The team train a malnourished grey seal pup how to be wild like the other seal pups. Can an orphaned fawn figure out how to suckle milk? And a tawny owl must prove it can fly again. (Ep3) [AD,S]
Thursday 20:00 - 21:00
As the bonce-battle intensifies, Steve Pemberton delivers a timely message of peace. Meanwhile, Joanne McNally invents a catchphrase, and John Robins gets creative with beans. (S17 Ep6/10) [AD,S]
Thursday 21:00 - 22:05
...Holidays: Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan enjoy a bargain Bulgarian beach break, as they stroll around Sozopol, dine in old windmills and get unstuck at a sweet-making workshop. (Ep2/6) [AD,S]
Thursday 22:05 - 23:05
What did the Goggleboxers make of this week's TV? Including: Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and This Morning (bras). [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 23:05 - 23:55
Gordon Ramsay continues his battle to help turn around The Town's Inn in Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. Can he win over the stubborn owner and give the hotel a chance of success? (S3 Ep4/8) [AD,S,SL]
Thursday 23:55 - 00:50
In Edinburgh, Andy and Pim fuse Scottish, Thai and American cuisine, Jimmy and Jas host a night of revelations, and bromance blossoms over Stuart and Jack's experimental menu. [S,SL]
Friday 00:50 - 01:15
Bart's Inner Child: Self-help guru Brad Goodman encourages the population of Springfield to act more like Bart, with disastrous consequences. Guest starring James Brown. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]
Friday 01:15 - 01:40
Homer's Barbershop Quartet: Homer reminisces about the Be Sharps, the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. Guest starring George Harrison. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
Friday 01:40 - 03:10
(2019) Supernatural horror. A nurse downloads an app which predicts that she'll be dead within days. As she uncovers its demonic roots, can she change her fate? Violence. [S,SL]
Friday 03:10 - 04:05
Dion and Turi have big plans for a harbourside home in New South Wales. It's a daring build with a lap pool running through it. But will they ever finish it? (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 04:05 - 04:15
Jamie Oliver cooks the ultimate burger. [S]
Friday 04:15 - 05:10
In Kingston's red-hot property market, Phil helps Mike and David find their first home. And can Kirstie help Kat and Pat find a place of their own before they get married? (S36 Ep3) [S]
Friday 05:10 - 05:50
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Friday 05:50 - 06:15
Tricky Dick: Dick and Mary play practical jokes on each other, Tommy joins a garage band to improve his chances with August, and Sally sets her sights on a yoga instructor. (S3 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 06:15 - 06:40
Dick-in-Law: Dick accepts an invitation to spend the weekend with Mary's parents, who aren't aware that Dick and Mary have broken up. The other aliens help Nina move apartment. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 06:40 - 07:05
Scaredy Dick: Dick runs away from the doctor's surgery as he's terrified of having a routine physical. On Halloween night, frightening noises in the flat scare Dick and Harry. (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 07:05 - 07:30
Getting Even: Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which his wife could take revenge on him. (S3 Ep4) [AD,S]
Friday 07:30 - 08:00
The Visit: Debra is shocked when she suddenly realises that she wishes her mother was more like Marie... (S3 Ep5) [AD,S]
Friday 08:00 - 08:30
Halloween Candy: Debra thinks that it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out... (S3 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 08:30 - 09:00
Rivals: Frasier and Niles compete for the attention of the same woman at a party. At least, they think it's the same woman. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
Friday 09:00 - 09:30
A Tsar Is Born: Frasier and Niles are delighted to discover that they may be descended from Russian royalty. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Friday 09:30 - 10:00
The Late Doctor Crane: Frasier's name becomes confused with another in casualty. The next day, his death is announced on television and he reads his own obituary. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Friday 10:00 - 11:00
Vets and volunteers rescue and rehabilitate animals in South Africa. Emma looks after a bush baby who needs 24/7 care, and Annie and Lisa undertake a vital rhino collaring procedure. (Ep20) [AD,S]
Friday 11:00 - 11:05
Channel 4's midday news summary. [S]
Friday 11:05 - 12:05
In Almería, the Garners search for a combined home and business space for Jo, Lee and their spaniel Bo. And the Rodriguez sisters try to avoid terracotta in Alicante. (S6 Ep22) [S]
Friday 12:05 - 13:10
In Leeds and Preston, Henry Cole makes an international set of clocks out of dashboard time pieces. Simon O'Brien builds an eccentric chandelier from car headlights. (S2 Ep23/25) [S]
Friday 13:10 - 14:00
Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Virgo joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. [S]
Friday 14:00 - 15:00
The new run continues. Sam and Brian love travelling and nowhere's captured their hearts quite like Lanzarote. Lee Juggurnauth shows them five homes for £240k; are any of them the dream? [S]
Friday 15:00 - 16:00
The new series continues. Carrie puts the finishing touches to her narrowboat. Paul and Anthony take one final cruise on their old boat before the big move to their new eco-boat. (Ep5/20) [AD,S]
Friday 16:00 - 17:00
Tim and Sasha try to create a winding 'path of discovery' through their massive bamboo forest, to reveal a hidden view. Tim and Krys start to renovate an abandoned building. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Friday 17:00 - 17:30
The new run continues. On payment day, allegations of foul play after one pair gave consistently low scores throughout the week get the blood boiling, before the winners are revealed. [S]
Friday 17:30 - 18:00
Mr. Lisa's Opus: In her Harvard application, 18-year-old Lisa recounts the story of her childhood - including the time when Marge planned to leave Homer... (S29 Ep8/21) [AD,S]
Friday 18:00 - 19:00
Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. [S]
Friday 19:00 - 20:00
In and around Perth, Bill samples a heady comedic cocktail of hip wineries, prison tunnels, gnomes and heavy metal jamming. (S1 Ep3) [AD,S]
Friday 20:00 - 21:00
The new series continues as the Goggleboxers watch the biggest and best shows on TV. (S23 Ep12) [AD,S]
Friday 21:00 - 22:05
Joe Lycett hosts his entertainment extravaganza, live from Birmingham, with celebrity guests, local heroes and hilarious sketches. (S2 Ep4) [S]
Friday 22:05 - 00:00
(2008) Outrageous comedy with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. When two 40-year-old man-children's parents marry, can the lads settle their differences and grow up? Strong language/nudity. [AD,S]